That Time I Got In Trouble With The Government

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  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  6 років тому +10533

    This is the first of a trilogy! Part two is out on Wednesday, and part three on Friday. They're three different stories, with three different messages, in three different locations, but with one overarching story. Hopefully it's worth the effort!

    • @rawr51919
      @rawr51919 6 років тому +113

      A correction to your video: In 2008 (which was 10 years ago this year), YT _did_ exist, just it was very different back then than it is today. A different rating system, different theme, even the video quality was much different. People like FPSRussia and Ray William Johnson were at their prime.

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 6 років тому +61

      Oh my, it was You!! Wow I remember this when it happened, never clocked on it was you Tom as only started following you (online not stalker wise) this year.

    • @lforlight
      @lforlight 6 років тому +12

      So far so good. Eager to watch the rest.

    • @mukrifachri
      @mukrifachri 6 років тому +10

      The Making of : Tom Scott ?
      idk but I thought you already blathered enough about it on Matt & Tom XD

    • @Tomtheepicestgamer
      @Tomtheepicestgamer 6 років тому +12

      Ugh why do you have to tease us with your secrets so much? Just kidding, love this channel

  • @pk5489
    @pk5489 4 роки тому +9480

    good to see that even Toms career started off with a shitpost

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 3 роки тому +14

      second reply, 1k likes

    • @hunner-eq7jt
      @hunner-eq7jt 3 роки тому +10

      uhhhhhhh botted comment much?

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 3 роки тому +90

      @@hunner-eq7jt ?
      bots don't say these things. usually just advertising

    • @pk5489
      @pk5489 3 роки тому +9

      @@hunner-eq7jt damn right

    • @hunner-eq7jt
      @hunner-eq7jt 3 роки тому +4

      @@xexpaguette that's painfully obvious, kids can bot their own comment for attention, not just for advertising

  • @Lugmillord
    @Lugmillord 6 років тому +17010

    "Mom, Tom Scott says I should get in trouble with the government to become popular."

  • @oberhaldenwegnews5672
    @oberhaldenwegnews5672 4 роки тому +6372

    The funny thing is that his website is still online, the original one from the government isn't.

    • @Jazzinthedark84
      @Jazzinthedark84 4 роки тому +246

      The Govt website is linked beneath the video. The supposed link to his page went to his Facebook page but his actual page is still there too

    • @clementpoon120
      @clementpoon120 4 роки тому +59

      Nice to know he's still spending is income for this thou

    • @iGoNorth
      @iGoNorth 3 роки тому +1

      I want him to answer

    • @CaptArgo24
      @CaptArgo24 3 роки тому +4

      still works in 2021

    • @fk0692
      @fk0692 3 роки тому +2

      @@CaptArgo24 works February

  • @ard-janvanetten1331
    @ard-janvanetten1331 5 років тому +7009

    "I did it because the alternative is not doing it" - Tom Scott, 2018

    • @rileysteidel7084
      @rileysteidel7084 4 роки тому +62

      Definitely a creed I like to think I follow

    • @SchiwiM
      @SchiwiM 4 роки тому +32

      Some of the best memories are made because of bad ideas 😏

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 4 роки тому +30

      sounds like a criminal motive confession

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 4 роки тому +7

      *"There are other definitions of success that AREN'T just about the numbers ($)"*

    • @vzvdm
      @vzvdm 4 роки тому +6

      Basically when someone asks you why you’re doing something and you say: „because why not“

  • @usernotfound-jw7xs
    @usernotfound-jw7xs 3 роки тому +567

    "That Time I Got In Trouble With The Government
    "
    i'm surprised this isn't about how you flew a kite in a public place

    • @RJ-wx3fh
      @RJ-wx3fh 3 роки тому +29

      Bom bom bom, bom bom bom , bom , Flew a kite in a puuubliic plaaaace

    • @usernotfound-jw7xs
      @usernotfound-jw7xs 3 роки тому +12

      @The Lenny Show we flew a kite in a puubblliicc plaaace

    • @dominikaborg9104
      @dominikaborg9104 3 роки тому +2

      YES!!!

    • @acornmaybe
      @acornmaybe 2 роки тому +1

      We flew a kite in a puuuuuu

    • @matchaeylle
      @matchaeylle 2 роки тому +1

      when I literally just came from that video

  • @landoflogic107
    @landoflogic107 5 років тому +15630

    Tom, do you just travel to random locations simply to use them as a back drop, then go home?

    • @fishinghobo
      @fishinghobo 4 роки тому +1413

      Land of Logic I don’t need sleep I need answers

    • @NetheriteMiner
      @NetheriteMiner 4 роки тому +154

      @@fishinghobo haha I get that joke hahaha

    • @playdead8734
      @playdead8734 4 роки тому +63

      Rohan Sangani explain please.

    • @NetheriteMiner
      @NetheriteMiner 4 роки тому +277

      @@playdead8734 it's a big bang theory reference. it's also a popular meme format

    • @theperfectmix2
      @theperfectmix2 4 роки тому +17

      Yes

  • @differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475
    @differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475 6 років тому +6269

    I'm starting a channel named Scott Tom, wearing a slightly off red shirt and speaking in a vaguely welsh dialect visiting odd places and doing neat things.

    • @r.b.4611
      @r.b.4611 6 років тому +998

      Scom Tott would be a better name.

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 6 років тому +721

      Shouldn't you go to boring places and do uninteresting things.
      Also I'd recommend a green shirt.

    • @Creepsington
      @Creepsington 6 років тому +135

      Scom Tott

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 6 років тому +96

      @@Creepsington Tim Scitt

    • @RednOtherStuff
      @RednOtherStuff 5 років тому +43

      ScomTotTV

  • @rossfreakes3164
    @rossfreakes3164 4 роки тому +8005

    Government: Take down your joke, it isn't funny.
    Tom: Haha, No.
    Government: :o

  • @Quantum973
    @Quantum973 3 роки тому +214

    Even hearing Tom say the words "incredible facts about cartoon series you won't believe!" made my heart sink a little bit. Tom is the pinnacle icon of having passion for his craft on this platform.

  • @bonecanoe86
    @bonecanoe86 6 років тому +3334

    How to become successful on UA-cam:
    Step 1: Go back in time to 2008.

    • @qwertyuiopzxcfgh
      @qwertyuiopzxcfgh 6 років тому +78

      I've been here since 2005, I'm still not successful. What did I do wrong?

    • @BlackNWhiteEagle
      @BlackNWhiteEagle 6 років тому +180

      qwertyuiopzxcfgh no content

    • @Fouriersuir
      @Fouriersuir 5 років тому +18

      qwertyuiopzxcfgh maybe lying or more likely, no videos

    • @shifty2755
      @shifty2755 5 років тому +8

      @@qwertyuiopzxcfgh
      You're crap.

    • @Landie_Man
      @Landie_Man 5 років тому +32

      I’m not sure I want to be popular on UA-cam. While a lot of big UA-camrs have remained true and pure, it seems most have not.

  • @stevenbridges
    @stevenbridges 6 років тому +849

    This is so true! Some tricks I've worked on for AGES have tanked, and some things I've thrown together in a day have done really well. There's definitely a point of diminishing returns for perfectionism.

    • @JustAJemm
      @JustAJemm 4 роки тому +3

      Yee

    • @FabulousKilljoy
      @FabulousKilljoy 4 роки тому +6

      How one of my videos went. Spent an hour writing a stupid song, it got way more attention than the ones I actually spent time on.

    • @Loveyourself21072
      @Loveyourself21072 3 роки тому

      True

  • @austinbaldwin7836
    @austinbaldwin7836 5 років тому +1790

    How to get famous online:
    Step 1: Buy a red shirt
    Step 2:
    Step 3: Profit

    • @kinggamer1214
      @kinggamer1214 4 роки тому +4

      @Mark Omega haha I understood that reference

    • @jd_the_cat
      @jd_the_cat 4 роки тому +4

      @@kinggamer1214 Star Trek.

    • @sssswerth5323
      @sssswerth5323 3 роки тому +25

      Step 2: be british

    • @emmytheidiot5802
      @emmytheidiot5802 3 роки тому +4

      Can’t even do step one. I would look like a traffic light

    • @BrainPermaDeD
      @BrainPermaDeD 3 роки тому +2

      I have step 1

  • @madscience1221
    @madscience1221 4 роки тому +3934

    Fun fact: Tom's website has outlasted the British government's for a while now.
    Edit: As it should

  • @cdsaylor2
    @cdsaylor2 6 років тому +2113

    The most popular thing I did was done while working as a contractor for the US Air Force right out of college.
    We were going to have a table at an event. So I had one night to get a sign for the table. All the logos I found online for the Air Force had an awful background that was just slightly off white or made a printout off the office printer look awful.
    So I took some time learned a bit of GIMP, and made a mask and very hastily cut out the logo and put some WordArt underneath it to look generically like the air force logo. You can tell this because the edges of the letters are so incredibly sloppy cause I was individually picking pixels.
    A believer in open source tools and fresh into it, I threw it up on creative commons for anyone to use who'd like to.
    To this day its still the #1 result for "Air Force Logo", I've seen it on all sorts of articles talking about the Air Force, and even offical government newletters. And I can always tell BECAUSE it's so sloppily done that it is mine.

    • @musaran2
      @musaran2 5 років тому +475

      #1 rule of popularity : fill in a need.
      There was a need for a casually printable Air Force logo.

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 5 років тому +116

      So which one is it? Is it the "vintage" logo or the current one? I have to see it now but I didn't see any in the top results of Google that we're obviously sloppy.

    • @evannibbe9375
      @evannibbe9375 5 років тому +41

      that_G_EvanP I believe it is the eleventh one down in a search of “Air Force logo” on DuckDuckGo.

    • @stillsalty947
      @stillsalty947 4 роки тому +6

      Could ylso be the wimikedia commons one

    • @shoudehuang1244
      @shoudehuang1244 4 роки тому +8

      @@evannibbe9375 Brother, I too am a duck duck go user.

  • @xxbeatuupzz
    @xxbeatuupzz 6 років тому +338

    I think the best part about it is that the parody outlasted the original

  • @CardCaptorKaren
    @CardCaptorKaren 6 років тому +1087

    The instant you mentioned that freaking leaflet I knew exactly where this was going. I remember that page doing the rounds of my high school ICT class.

    • @InsaneGamersOfficial
      @InsaneGamersOfficial 6 років тому +66

      It did the rounds of my primary school ICT class.

    • @brandonchan5387
      @brandonchan5387 5 років тому +45

      In my ICT class, we had Ugandan Knuckles and Lenny faces.
      What a century we live in.

    • @tripleunder
      @tripleunder 5 років тому

      @@InsaneGamersOfficial damn weeb

  • @kr4zyy
    @kr4zyy 4 роки тому +345

    Unrelated note: There is a practice called Cybersquatting, where Cybersquatters, people who buy domains close to popular domain names, hold on to these domains and sell them for way much more that they bought the domain name for just because the domain name is sought after.

    • @trueriver1950
      @trueriver1950 3 роки тому +26

      Another unrelated note. Elephants are grey.

    • @landon3137
      @landon3137 3 роки тому +22

      Unrelated note: C#

    • @sircookie7255
      @sircookie7255 3 роки тому +11

      @@trueriver1950 not if u paint it yellow

    • @sircookie7255
      @sircookie7255 3 роки тому +2

      @freezysforever not if u kill them

    • @sircookie7255
      @sircookie7255 3 роки тому +2

      @@landon3137 fair enough i dont have a comeback for that

  • @baalrog887
    @baalrog887 4 роки тому +745

    "90% of everything is crap" in my opinion that's optimistic.

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 4 роки тому +28

      Well, 90% of everything is crap.
      80% of the rest is also crap, but slightly less crappy.

    • @freds2150
      @freds2150 4 роки тому +13

      this is a crap reply section.

    • @Mark_Master1
      @Mark_Master1 4 роки тому +3

      That means that 10% of stuff isn't crap!

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 4 роки тому +4

      @@Mark_Master1 No. It means that 10% may not be crap. Most of it is crap anyway, but it's not certain.

    • @thewanderinggamer1369
      @thewanderinggamer1369 4 роки тому

      @@Tjalve70 M a t h

  • @-__-_-_--__--_-__-_____--_-___
    @-__-_-_--__--_-__-_____--_-___ 6 років тому +23663

    "Some moderate hits when I was younger"
    Makes national news and starts beef with the government.
    What do you consider a big hit

  • @terrotorotbart8319
    @terrotorotbart8319 6 років тому +3352

    It's strange to imagine 1,300,000 people all subscribed to a channel about one person. I guess Tom's been doing good for himself.

    • @NotAMathGuy
      @NotAMathGuy 6 років тому +112

      Terroto Rotbart its even strangerbif you imagine 50,000,000 people subscribed to one person

    • @blackcountryme
      @blackcountryme 6 років тому +102

      It's not really the person thought it's the content that person provides.. the person is a big part of it (honest, trustworthy, entraining etc.)

    • @aleemjohnson3416
      @aleemjohnson3416 6 років тому +41

      You must be new to the internet

    • @NotAMathGuy
      @NotAMathGuy 6 років тому +11

      läderlappen lets be specific! 65,532,492 :D
      Note:reply to this comment the current subscribers of pewdiepie in your current timeline

    • @terrotorotbart8319
      @terrotorotbart8319 6 років тому +4

      @@aleemjohnson3416 No I'm not new to the internet, I'm just saying, isn't it strange when you think about it?

  • @utleychase7
    @utleychase7 6 років тому +268

    4:39 is proof why we _”love”_ Tom Scott.

  • @CBG232x5
    @CBG232x5 6 років тому +237

    Oh man. This is a *really* solid video series. I think this is the closest thing we are going to get to an autobiography outside of the time he digitized his hoodie at thinking digital.

    • @CBG232x5
      @CBG232x5 6 років тому +19

      The park bench series being more biographical because it is Matt and Tom riffing off of each other.

    • @turtles10
      @turtles10 6 років тому

      I love that one

  • @vxel
    @vxel 4 роки тому +89

    I will now devote my life to figuring out how I can piss the government off without being arrested or killed in the name of Internet fame.

    • @shambhav9534
      @shambhav9534 3 роки тому +4

      No need. Just get trick a Lawyer into signing a paper that states "I have checked if the turns out to be illegal, it will be my fault." And then...

  • @kyleedwards4903
    @kyleedwards4903 4 роки тому +39

    " We wouldn't have bothered but Blunkett insisted" has to be the absolute best line in that whole webpage

  • @voodootrois
    @voodootrois 6 років тому +563

    5:07 The color scheme for the graph could seem to imply "Don't Do It" also means "See If Matt Wants To Do It Instead."

    • @martinpaulsen1592
      @martinpaulsen1592 6 років тому +73

      Or, perhaps, "see if splitting the effort with Matt brings it above the line."

    • @TheR971
      @TheR971 6 років тому +6

      Almost thought about posting it on r/CrappyDesign

  • @ConsciousnessInc
    @ConsciousnessInc 6 років тому +1089

    Hi Tom, what were those ANCIENT MYSTERIES the GOVERNMENT doesn't want me to know about? I must know. Are there 10 of them? Will I be particularly surprised by number 8?! Please tell me, Tom!

    • @Max_J2001
      @Max_J2001 6 років тому +70

      Oniblaable The ancient mysteries are information on how to prepare for emergencies, coincidentally enough.

    • @qwertyuiopzxcfgh
      @qwertyuiopzxcfgh 6 років тому +54

      10? No, there are 14, not including the 3 honorary mentions. You are right about number 8 though, it will _literally_ blow your mind.

    • @jur4x
      @jur4x 6 років тому +6

      So finding out those ancient secrets is simple? All I have to do is

    • @killercaos123
      @killercaos123 6 років тому

      Stay tuned......

    • @princegoatcheese9379
      @princegoatcheese9379 6 років тому +13

      *NUMBER 15*
      *BURGER KING TOE SALAD*

  • @Nighthawkinlight
    @Nighthawkinlight 6 років тому +242

    Great insights.

  • @isaacdoukaskomnenos8013
    @isaacdoukaskomnenos8013 4 роки тому +237

    "Something quick and dirty that they slapped together became popular"
    Just like UA-cam comments

  • @frazerguest2864
    @frazerguest2864 5 років тому +26

    I enjoy your ‘shorts’ Each one about a different subject, almost always about something I didn’t know anything about.
    Your enthusiasm is infectious and inspires me to go off and learn more about the subjects of your videos.
    Many thanks.

  • @Mic_Glow
    @Mic_Glow 6 років тому +547

    "Preparing for an emergency - What you can do
    Look, it's an emergency. How are you supposed to prepare for it? It's in the bloody dictionary. " A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate action." If you expect it, it's not an emergency, is it? Honestly."
    Website layout is straight out of 1995, but the level of effort he put into it and the dark humor held up very well.

    • @wisteela
      @wisteela 6 років тому +21

      And the design was copied from the real one!

    • @ROFT
      @ROFT 4 роки тому +3

      Luckily the emergency services don't train their staff because emergencies are unexpected.

  • @Nimja
    @Nimja 6 років тому +1414

    Make content about making content so people watch your content to understand how to make content ;)
    Mostly it's about hard work and lots of luck of getting exposed. I fully agree with Bo Burnham on this.
    Additionally; do stuff you *enjoy* doing.

    • @freds2150
      @freds2150 4 роки тому +17

      since you have a verification mark
      Hi NiMjA HyPNoSiS
      DiDnT ExPeCt To SeE yOu HeRe!

    • @resident1793
      @resident1793 4 роки тому +1

      Facts

    • @CH-bd6jg
      @CH-bd6jg 3 роки тому +5

      I also agree with Tom here, fail faster. if it's not a passion project you're doing regardless of whether it succeeds, then do something, and see if it justifies doing more of it.

    • @williamreid6255
      @williamreid6255 3 роки тому +4

      UPDATE `articles`
      SET `content` =
      REPLACE(‘content’, ‘--‘, ‘’);

    • @Magda_7396
      @Magda_7396 3 роки тому

      😲 who did I find here!? It's been so long since I listened to your videos, I need to do it again...

  • @CantSniff
    @CantSniff 6 років тому +3477

    So that got you in trouble but running for government dressed as a pirate and taking the piss out of the electoral system didn't...

    • @mukrifachri
      @mukrifachri 6 років тому +509

      that's common in the UK actually.

    • @wea1117
      @wea1117 6 років тому +435

      There are entire parties dedicated to doing that. The Monster Raving Loony Party is the most famous.

    • @randyzhu9705
      @randyzhu9705 6 років тому +60

      dEmoCracY...

    • @infernox1099
      @infernox1099 6 років тому +317

      all praise lord buckethead, the greatest person to run

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 років тому +105

      eXa12: Why do I have the feeling you're poking fun at the head of state for some other English-speaking nation...

  • @Bluefire397
    @Bluefire397 4 роки тому +37

    I just appreciate how this guy can stand infront of a camera for six minutes and not stutter or make a speaking error once.

  • @williamrose3413
    @williamrose3413 2 роки тому +19

    I love how Toms site is still up while the original government page isn't anymore

  • @simon_patterson
    @simon_patterson 6 років тому +170

    I love your content and this video is no exception, but I still can't help marvelling at how good you are at monologues to camera whenever I watch your vids.

    • @calsimeth1588
      @calsimeth1588 6 років тому +1

      I think he has a phd right? If so then he probably got a lot of practice from teaching, assuming he taught (can you tell I am guessing?).

    • @anophelesnow3957
      @anophelesnow3957 5 років тому +1

      @@calsimeth1588 No, he's just known as a one-take presenter.

  • @CarthagoMike
    @CarthagoMike 6 років тому +88

    The biggest reason you've come so far is because you keep delivering quality content every single time.
    Keep up the great work!
    I am looking forward to your 1,5 million subscriber hallmark :)

    • @omarhuda4997
      @omarhuda4997 6 років тому +3

      Nah, it's actually because of his red shirt.

  • @grace3112
    @grace3112 4 роки тому +411

    Government: take down your website
    Tom: no❤️

  • @gibusgamer93
    @gibusgamer93 3 роки тому +211

    "My site's still online: ..."
    "The government's site is in the internet archive: ..."
    That subtle flex

  • @King_Bob_The_Third
    @King_Bob_The_Third 2 роки тому +1

    I can't beive it! The spoof site is STILL up! Great work there Tom!

  • @George-li1yv
    @George-li1yv 6 років тому +397

    Mocking the govenment is a good laugh I will admit.

    • @Magsterzb
      @Magsterzb 5 років тому +6

      They do it themselves these days

    • @leobastian_
      @leobastian_ 2 роки тому

      but mocking the government and they don't like it? Hilarious

  • @AqilDaiyan
    @AqilDaiyan 6 років тому +87

    "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!"
    -Tom, 2004

  • @adamn7409
    @adamn7409 6 років тому +14

    I love how you define part of your succcess based on how much fun you’re having more than how much money you’re making.I wish to be like you one day,doing what you love AND have a sustainable life

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 5 років тому +221

    "90% of everything is crap":
    I run by the 90/90 rule for MS Office:
    "90% of the users will not use 90% of the Functions.
    But the 10% of Automatics are responsible for 90% of all Frustration when working with it."

    • @adelaide7822
      @adelaide7822 4 роки тому

      MS office is bloated change my mind

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 4 роки тому

      @@mymo_in_Bb I guess that means you only know about 90% of the functions 😊

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 4 роки тому +1

      @@adelaide7822 "Change my mind" is a trolling technique. It is shifting goalposts, upgraded to unreachable goalpost
      I really do not like it.

    • @adelaide7822
      @adelaide7822 4 роки тому +1

      @@christopherg2347 sorry I didn't mean to troll, but you are right though, I probably shouldn't have commented to begin with since I am feeling a bit toxic and numb today, so sorry if I offended you

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 4 роки тому +1

      @@adelaide7822 Not offended really. I asumed it was in jest, it is just something I dislike proliferating - even in jest.

  • @sunriseadventures5459
    @sunriseadventures5459 2 роки тому +2

    HOW TRUE!! I have only been up about a year.. doing ok, but a video i just did (2 min and thrown together) got my all time HIGH views 5800!! ROCK ON!! It doesn't matter how long ago, your videos are timeless!!

  • @andyhartley
    @andyhartley 6 років тому +716

    Good news is RSS still exists. Many many podcasts are still distributed with it.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 6 років тому +82

      Many sites still have it, although they don't advertise it. Sadly it is starting to fade.

    • @ohpurpled
      @ohpurpled 6 років тому +31

      I would argue it's not a podcast if it isn't distributed by RSS although these days Apple/Google/Whatever generally abstract that away with their lists of known feeds

    • @Onihikage
      @Onihikage 6 років тому +37

      Generating an RSS feed for each of my subscribed UA-cam channels has been an incredibly useful trick for me.

    • @WhiteGreenFox
      @WhiteGreenFox 6 років тому +21

      I still get my news via RSS feeds

    • @memeyselfandi
      @memeyselfandi 6 років тому +32

      I got back to it using it as my primary news source, since (as far as I know) it doesnt get manipulated by some ai thinking it knows best what you want to read/watch/listen to

  • @adrianridgway4333
    @adrianridgway4333 6 років тому +149

    I have found this to be true. I’m no Internet personality (and don’t really want to be) but I have posted thousands of things online in my time hoping others would find them amusing or engaging. Nothing ever took off. Then one day on Twitter somebody asked us to post our greatest achievement. I posted ‘I blessed the rains down in Africa.’
    This terrible joke received almost three thousand likes and eight hundred retweets. By far one of the most inane and banal things I have ever posted just happened to be the thing that struck an audience at that time. You just never know what will stick, so if I ever did want to get big online, I would just focus on producing good stuff consistently and not pour my heart and soul into it.
    Although would be nice to actually go and bless the rains down in Africa...

    • @Sebb_Music
      @Sebb_Music 6 років тому +6

      I've spent the last 3 years of my life or so making original music with sometimes months of effort poured into and the one thing that takes off is a remake of a popular song that isn't even fully accurate. And a stupid Trump meme that i unlisted now. I hate the internet.

    • @musaran2
      @musaran2 5 років тому +3

      Pitting blessing rains as a greatest achievement is actually a good joke.
      In very few words, it subtly paints a stark contrast between religious delusional ego vs ordinary yet uncontrolled forces of nature. Humor is made of such gross misapplications : blessing does not work like that, rain does not work like that.

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 4 роки тому +5

      @@Sebb_Music But here is the thing... why would they care??? If you made a parody of something they like, at least they care about the subject you are making a parody of. But if you are making something original, then you are only showing it off to your fans.
      Most UA-camrs that can get a lot of views for their original songs got super lucky (like winning the lottery really) or they already have a large amount of followers. And even then, it gets less views than their covers, because their covers get fans from the original song AND their own fans.
      And frankly, just because you put your heart and soul into it doesn't mean it would resonate. I mean, EVERYONE has parts of themselves that fit with the majority, but also parts that fit with a minority. And maybe what you put your heart and soul into would only fit with the minority of similar taste.
      And if that is true... then you shouldn't be discouraged if it's not huge... because it would instead be something special for a small group of people that could enjoy your more unique taste. And that is always something to rejoice over.

    • @esporeno
      @esporeno Рік тому

      at the start its, quantity. So the audience can decide what they like and after that it has to be quaility ^1^

  • @Zeuskabob1
    @Zeuskabob1 5 років тому +25

    "the thing they've poured their heart, soul, and effort and time into; that thing sank; but something quick and dirty that they slapped together has become popular" This is a personal attack on all Game Masters.

  • @LonkoYT
    @LonkoYT Рік тому +2

    "...the chances of a project succeeding aren't really coupled to how much time, effort, and money you've spent on it... You will see people complain that the thing they've poured all their heart and soul and effort and time into, that thing sank, but something quick and dirty that they slapped together has become popular... If you spent $10 and 1 hour on an idea, it is likely to fail. But if you spend a million dollars and a year on an idea, it is still likely to fail..."
    - Tom Scott, Aug 27, 2018 - "That Time I Got In Trouble With The Government"
    I assembled the quote straight from this video. This really hits hard as a game developer.

  • @subramonianiyer9010
    @subramonianiyer9010 4 роки тому +240

    Tom Scott: UA-cam didn't exist 10 years ago.
    Me: *Views Tom's oldest video about frying eggs, uploaded 2006
    Also me: *Sees that the video was released in 2018
    Also me: *(Visible Confusion)*

    • @Sean-ct8cv
      @Sean-ct8cv 4 роки тому +1

      IKR

    • @treecap2575
      @treecap2575 4 роки тому +23

      "it was more than 10 years ago"

    • @jayankaghosh
      @jayankaghosh 4 роки тому

      @GoonSharky Not really a woooosh moment mate

    • @Canleaf08
      @Canleaf08 4 роки тому +18

      UA-cam ist now 16 years old... I started in 2006 as a confused 16 yo. Now I am 31. And still confused what this website is about.

    • @nathanjohnpalaogaming4872
      @nathanjohnpalaogaming4872 4 роки тому +1

      @@Canleaf08 memories in a nutshell

  • @youcantchangeyouryoutubeus6065
    @youcantchangeyouryoutubeus6065 4 роки тому +434

    “90% of everything is crap”
    Me an intellectual: well crap is 100% crap

    • @DavidWillanski
      @DavidWillanski 4 роки тому +26

      wrong, it's 10% corn

    • @professionalbozo4396
      @professionalbozo4396 4 роки тому +1

      David Willanski 100% cake

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 4 роки тому +3

      And everything is about 99.9999% empty space.

    • @benjiusofficial
      @benjiusofficial 3 роки тому

      @@DavidWillanski What, you gonna pick out that 10% for Christmas dinner?
      Nah, it's still crap.

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 3 роки тому

      @@MonkeyJedi99 including that thing between your ears ;D

  • @MisterAppleEsq
    @MisterAppleEsq 6 років тому +12

    4:53 is quite sweet. It's nice to see someone really enjoying what they do.

  • @lazypizzaguy
    @lazypizzaguy 6 років тому +13

    quick and dirty is usually me when it comes to liking the stuff tom makes. i like the park benches and the technical diffuculties stuff more than tom's main stuff but i really like toms main channel stuff too.

  • @dgscorner
    @dgscorner 4 роки тому +22

    I still can't figure out how old Tom is, after years of watching his videos.

  • @ChristopherTradeshow
    @ChristopherTradeshow 5 років тому +79

    Things to remember
    If you are involved in any emergency it is important to:
    Run like hell, particularly if you caused the emergency.
    Trample all others in your desperate attempt to escape.
    Loot on the way out.

    • @tonyth9240
      @tonyth9240 4 роки тому +3

      Sounds like America rn

    • @trueriver1950
      @trueriver1950 3 роки тому

      And then keep a low profile till the fuss dies down

  • @firehog
    @firehog 6 років тому +4

    Your naration style and storytelling has improved over the years I have subscribed to your channel. Previusly I would only think"it's going to be fun to see the next chapter sometime" now, I hardly can't wait! Really looking forward to it!

    • @firehog
      @firehog 6 років тому

      By the way, the page is WONDERFULL! friggin love it.

  • @paulsmyers203
    @paulsmyers203 6 років тому +28

    I think it's important for people to define their goals, in no uncertain terms. If your only goal is "to be popular on the internet", you're likely going to have to abandon all other personal goals and interests, identify what it is people are interested in consuming from the internet, and become a top tier producer of that content.
    If you want to distribute your hobby on the internet and discover other people who also enjoy your hobby and appreciate your production, you might be in for a struggle. But you'll learn a lot about how to present your hobby in entertaining and consumable ways for the masses.

  • @paulwisdom5383
    @paulwisdom5383 3 роки тому +3

    And to add insult to injury for the Government, its still live all these years later. Good job

  • @user-jn2mx5oy5k
    @user-jn2mx5oy5k 3 роки тому +1

    thank u tom. you are truly an inspiration

  • @AndrewBlack343
    @AndrewBlack343 3 роки тому +1

    I really enjoyed "preparing for emergencies" I had no idea who had done it. Thanks for a smile all those years ago.

  • @trasher618
    @trasher618 6 років тому +348

    Should've just gotten your joke website loiscense

    • @tomc4717
      @tomc4717 6 років тому +80

      oy, ya got a loiscence fo bein witty?

    • @trasher618
      @trasher618 6 років тому +78

      Oy gov, can I see ya permit fo checking me loiscense?

    • @allanrichardson1468
      @allanrichardson1468 6 років тому +3

      Maybe John Cleese would like you to make a website for the Ministry of Silly Walks? That would be hilarious!

    • @Bormeir
      @Bormeir 6 років тому +7

      Always keep me loiscense in me pack of winnie blues mate

  • @LastofAvari
    @LastofAvari 6 років тому +83

    2:58 paused the video to check that sarcastic website version out. Yup, it still exists :)

  • @thornprick2645
    @thornprick2645 4 роки тому +3

    Oh I love the detail about Tom's site being online still and the government's site being in the internet archive (hurray for internet archives btw).

  • @catyes7632
    @catyes7632 2 роки тому +1

    Nearing 4 years now and over 5 million subscribers, good on Tom

  • @110_rushanpatel7
    @110_rushanpatel7 4 роки тому +1

    This guy is just awesome...Tom Scott keep doing what your doing, it really motivates at times.

  • @BrenMcCullough
    @BrenMcCullough 6 років тому +14

    I've subscribed and followed your posts, vlogs, games, and particular viewpoint for years.
    But one post more than any other has really been the defining post that made me continue to follow your efforts.
    Ba-dum tiss. Off a cliff. It showed me you were of a like mind as I am. So here I am still.

  • @AlexDisibio
    @AlexDisibio 6 років тому +17

    It seems like most people who try very hard fail, but most people who succeed tried very hard to do so. So it seems best to try as hard as you can afford given expecting nothing.

  • @jauxro
    @jauxro 2 роки тому +6

    "The chances of a project succeeding aren't coupled to how much time, effort, and money you've spent on it." I'm going all antsy and insane over my own videos again and... Gosh, I already knew that. But I felt something like instant relief, hearing it again.

  • @lordfarquaad5358
    @lordfarquaad5358 5 років тому +1

    I love your monologues Tom, they're as inspirational as they are impressive as they are entertaining. Keep being amazing and different, because your such a great breath of fresh air

  • @raydriver7300
    @raydriver7300 Рік тому

    And now getting on for 4 million subscribers. I like your graph and the way you go seamlessly from Scotland to London. Don’t stop, Tom. 🌞

  • @martijn208
    @martijn208 6 років тому +112

    so aperture science method, throw things to the wall and see what sticks?

    • @qwertyuiopzxcfgh
      @qwertyuiopzxcfgh 6 років тому +6

      That's the way to make anything creative though. Make things that you enjoy yourself, and eventually you'll get something that others like as well.

    • @DoctorWhom
      @DoctorWhom 6 років тому +2

      aperture science gets distracted by the idea of making things out of white plastic, maybe don't take advice from them.

    • @saltysoysauce954
      @saltysoysauce954 6 років тому +1

      Cakes are sticky

  • @arifulislamjubaer
    @arifulislamjubaer 4 роки тому +27

    "That time I got in trouble with the government."
    Hmm...
    Sounds like a anime title.

    • @codinghub3759
      @codinghub3759 3 роки тому +1

      If anyone is possibly wondering, it is 'That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime'

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 6 років тому +383

    Tom is looking like a member of organization 13.

    • @thanosunreal5848
      @thanosunreal5848 6 років тому +7

      PowahSlap Entertainmint and there come 200+ likes

    • @114418514
      @114418514 6 років тому +31

      Tom? you meant Moxt, right?

    • @knightshousegames
      @knightshousegames 6 років тому +4

      He's just sneaking into the organization to pull a prank on them. Joke is on him though, because Tetsuya Nomura already goes out of his way to make them look foolish

    • @user-uj2mp3ee9v
      @user-uj2mp3ee9v 6 років тому +1

      He is

    • @ithinkitspickingupalittleb8011
      @ithinkitspickingupalittleb8011 6 років тому

      :O You watch Tom Scott!

  • @KristopherNoronha
    @KristopherNoronha 4 місяці тому

    It's a lovely site and should be updated to be relevant with the times. You sir have struck gold!

  • @mlucas4144
    @mlucas4144 4 роки тому

    This is probably my favorite video I’ve seen of yours so far. Good work, all of it, your life’s work.

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 3 роки тому +12

    Tom scott is like the wise guy in a movie who has all the knowledge

  • @WhereisRoadster
    @WhereisRoadster 6 років тому +46

    I learned when I created a viral website 6 months ago that it is relatively easy. Getting people to stay going to it, however, can be quite tricky. This is really good advice, and something that I'm trying to do on my own, although I like the way you put it.
    Of course, my viral website that took me a few days to put together (4 hours for the initial version, which I improved as it saw success) was about project 10 that I had worked on, and the only one that has had any real success. Trying to leverage that in to another product is tricky. Really look forward to hearing more of what you have to say!

    • @TheMe26
      @TheMe26 6 років тому +3

      i understood literly nothing
      gimme da link beech

    • @WhereisRoadster
      @WhereisRoadster 6 років тому +7

      I would post the link to the site, but I suspect it would be flagged as spam and not shown. But the site is whereisroadster .com, remove the space and you should be able to find it.

  • @notoverlyacerbic9574
    @notoverlyacerbic9574 4 роки тому +59

    "something quick and dirty slapped together" sounds like my marriage..

    • @gregothy9190
      @gregothy9190 4 роки тому +3

      F

    • @sophias.8758
      @sophias.8758 3 роки тому +1

      I have to know, how was your profile picture discovered? I must know because I have the same one on another account. I have to know the story

  • @subswithnovideos-ko5sd
    @subswithnovideos-ko5sd 5 років тому +2

    I love this. The site is *still* up, and it’s almost 2020.

  • @artysanmobile
    @artysanmobile 5 років тому

    Your DO IT diagram is brilliant and I will be tacking it up wherever I think it will help. Thanks Tom!

  • @lifeintaiwan
    @lifeintaiwan 5 років тому +90

    LOVE THIS

  • @loridragon1118
    @loridragon1118 5 років тому +5

    The joke site still being up but the actual government site not being up is peak irony and comedy.

  • @thanksfernuthin
    @thanksfernuthin 3 роки тому +3

    "Don't compare yourself to others. Compare yourself to who you were yesterday."

  • @southtexasprepper1837
    @southtexasprepper1837 4 роки тому

    Tom, I don't regularly watch your UA-cam Channel, but I found this video very informative. Don't ever be discouraged or threatened by government officials don't have a sense of humor. What you did was humorous and poked fun at a waste of government money. If people want to prepare for disaster, they don't need the government's assistance to have them do it. They're quite capable of doing it on their own. Keep up the good work. Best wishes to you. Raymond

  • @Dawgwath
    @Dawgwath 3 роки тому

    I already had loads of respect for you Tom Scott but somehow missed this gem in your personal history! Well played, sir... well played!

  • @nathanishungryanimations7206
    @nathanishungryanimations7206 4 роки тому +37

    Younger Tom: “HA, PRANK’D!”
    Tom now: *internal cringing intensifies*

  • @Fergus-Collington
    @Fergus-Collington 4 роки тому +22

    "This does not begin on a rainy Scottish island, it begins in London."
    Transitions to London
    -Bagpipes audible in the background-

  • @niklaspilot
    @niklaspilot 6 років тому +61

    It probably was when he flew a kite in a public place

  • @GingerKiwiDev
    @GingerKiwiDev 3 роки тому +1

    Rewatching this in 2021 [while dealing with long haul covid symptoms]…” I could just be standing in front of a green screen… but then I wouldn’t be travelling so much, having so much fun…” So prothétique.

  • @Neymarinet
    @Neymarinet 5 років тому +1

    A year ago today, still nostalgic as ever.
    Thanks for bringing up RSS feeds and making me feel old :(

  • @alanreader4815
    @alanreader4815 6 років тому +403

    How to become popular like tom online. Wear a Red T-Shirt and grow a pony tail. Ha Ha Ha Ha.

    • @LeelssDelta
      @LeelssDelta 6 років тому +16

      And run for parliament as a Pirate

    • @alanreader4815
      @alanreader4815 6 років тому +8

      And sit in a Kitchen and have Chris say "I was expecting that to be longer" And the rest of them wet themselfs with laughter.

    • @terrylecroix4745
      @terrylecroix4745 6 років тому +3

      Step two, cut off pony tail.

    • @zinniaward8549
      @zinniaward8549 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, just wear the same top as the one in that one photo that you kinda liked

    • @reonero958
      @reonero958 6 років тому

      K

  • @quikie988
    @quikie988 4 роки тому +82

    The quiet kid being forced by the teacher to tell a campfire story:

    • @bug_stonkin_wess1221
      @bug_stonkin_wess1221 4 роки тому +2

      So thats how i got this ankle bracelet and the innability to access any computer

    • @samsunguser3148
      @samsunguser3148 3 роки тому

      @@bug_stonkin_wess1221 sussy baka

  • @ogrejd
    @ogrejd 6 років тому +25

    Oh, we already know what that really important piece of the puzzle was: red t-shirts! You were nothing until you started wearing those. ;P

  • @TheBrickBro
    @TheBrickBro 2 роки тому +1

    "You define your own success."
    -Tom Scott
    Bro I love that

  • @bigrandomun9267
    @bigrandomun9267 3 роки тому +1

    Tom's audience has to be one of the most diverse. You have geniuses, doctors and politicians as well as Josh Zerkaa, Harry Lewis and me. Also, different intellectual level of bots.

  • @DariusAlexanderMusic
    @DariusAlexanderMusic 6 років тому +112

    The irony of Sturgeon being paraphrased because it's also 90% crap.

  • @McRusen
    @McRusen 4 роки тому +9

    “I miss RSS?“ even 2 years after this video, RSS is still around. In fact, I use it to get notified of your videos. I don't need a proprietary subscribe button and to check 15 different platforms. I just look into my RSS reader and get it all. If it's not there it virtually doesn't exist. So, instead of missing RSS, we should all do our part in keeping it alive. :)

  • @x3a
    @x3a 2 роки тому +4

    the website is still up btw

  • @vimalalwaysrocks
    @vimalalwaysrocks 4 роки тому

    One of the most informative & interesting youtube channels! Its an understatement to say your inspire your viewers with your research and knowledge.

  • @Dauscingcing2
    @Dauscingcing2 4 роки тому +2

    Extinguishing your fingerprint with pineapple is a bigger crime tom