Thank you so much to Square Enix for providing me with an early copy of the game to play! When the game comes out on the 20th, I'm going to be streaming the entire thing I'm so excited
“Agent 47 is the best spy in the world and he is famous for his mastery of stealth” RT: “oh that’s the target!” *Runs onto the stage, stops for a second to take out a wire and then proceeds to murder someone while hundreds of people watch*
Nothing compared to that time he was trying to infiltrate a compound and the target literally walked to him, so rt pulled out a gun and shot him in the head in front of a bunch of guards
Somebody now needs to make a mod of a Hitman game where RT can go murder somebody by bludgeoning them to death...with Cupcake. As in literally just bashing their skull in with a sheep pokemon.
@@garbagetrash2938 terminal velocity is just the max speed something can reach by just falling alone it doesn’t mean it’s the absolute max speed that it can go.
Yeah the marketing of the recent Hitman games are criminal, they’re great games, but the publisher doesn’t advertise them, so you don’t know they come out, leading to poor sales, leading to the publisher not advertising them. It’s a vicious cycle.
@@mynamjeffeg6 And 2 was basically just 1, with very slight differences. And now 3 is the same, except what... Looks a little nicer? I mean, great, but it seems a bit lazy and not fair to fans and newcomers to Hitman. But even so, the game does look pretty fun, so I won't be so quick to judge.
@@FlameKB I watch almost all of RT’s UA-cam content because I always think it’s quality. 😊 happened to see the video early and wanted to show some appreciation.
Strange sounds and lights, people passing out or dying of mysterious causes, objects flying through the air, a tall, pale figure that only some people can see... Sounds like a poltergeist to me.
Square Enix is the publisher. IO is the dev. SE is probably in charge of things like this. Edit: it has come to my attention that that is not true for this game. My bad
They should make a spin-off title where you're a forensic scientist unwittingly following Agent 42's path of death and destruction and growing more and more baffled at every step. "Ok, this *has* to be a cover up...there's no way he was killed by a BANANA."
Random question but if you're subscribed to the Manitoba ndp, are you based in Winnipeg? As in, Based while being in Winnipeg?? I was just skimming your channel, curious to see a leftist in RTs comments lmao (not CIA I promise)
@@thekingoffailure9967 no, you may notice I'm also subscribed to multiple NDP people from Alberta, BC, and also Ontario. Only one of those is where I live but I won't say which because not today "not CIA I promise" lol
@@thekingoffailure9967 not even really much of an NDPer personally, they're just the least bad party with a chance of winning seats imo so I do vote for them, but begrudgingly. Also one of my favourite NDP is from Manitoba but I am not.
After Agent 47 solved the general populace's fibre deficiency in Hitman 2, he now has to tackle his most dangerous health crisis yet: Potassium deficiency.
@@martymcfly1312 formally Square Enix was the publisher for the 2016 game and before that, then Warner became the publisher for the second installment, and lastly they became their own publisher for this game and most likely for the remainder of the Hitman series
Yeah, RT is just a moron. Nothing new. And if you wanna get this game. Probably get it on PS5 if you want the VR, or on Xbox if you don't care about the VR. Or wait an extra year and get it without giving money to fund more Fortnite.
Man's nearly got an entire breakfast up his arsenal He's got the bananas He's got the blueberry muffins And he's got the fish All we need is some kind of drink
I really love how you and Kevin did so many of the same things like taking selfies in the same mirror and literally just running up to a target and killing him right in front of everyone. You two really are the perfect pair.
0:29 I thought he said "it's ya boy, Asian 47" and I'm dead throwing the knife through the door is the same glorious logic as the homing briefcase 5:29 this sequence. like a delighted child playing with his new toy.
8:28 RT: *takes pictures of computers* "Ohh is that where you work? Theres like classified emails here" Every American: * Flashbacks of that shit that happened a few days ago*
5:34 Agent 47: Walking up behind the guy and just hurling a sword at him with all his might Some guard in the background: “Look out! Seems like this guy’s a pro!”
1:10 (The Kill) John Wick : I killed someone with a Pencil once how bout you 47 ? 47 : I once killed some random woman with a Banana... A F**king Banana !
I’m SO *HAPPY*??? The Hitman videos are my favorite and I watch at least one every night to help me fall asleep, and now there’s new ones!?!? Today is the best day ever.
Remember when people laughed at the Self Defense class that taught you how to defend yourself from somebody only armed with a Banana? Well, who is laughing now?
Thank you so much to Square Enix for providing me with an early copy of the game to play! When the game comes out on the 20th, I'm going to be streaming the entire thing
I'm so excited
First
Wait, i thought square enix dropped io interactive
Looking forward to it!
not what I expected but pleasantly surprised
Whoa
You know a game is sick when you can kill someone with a banana
Hi speezy will you speedrun this game when it's out?
Killing the target with a banana speedrun
Speedrun all the hitman games lol
What about the fish and the blueberry muffins? Would that make the game something more than just 'sick'?
This gives me Karlson vibe
“Agent 47 is the best spy in the world and he is famous for his mastery of stealth”
RT: “oh that’s the target!” *Runs onto the stage, stops for a second to take out a wire and then proceeds to murder someone while hundreds of people watch*
Notification pops up: "Non-Target Killed"
@Justifier lol
Hide in plain sight.
Nothing compared to that time he was trying to infiltrate a compound and the target literally walked to him, so rt pulled out a gun and shot him in the head in front of a bunch of guards
Obviously He's just taking a page from the Third Crusade assassins.
Strike the target in a very open setting where everyone can see them fall.
“Do we have a description?”
“I dunno... I didn’t see ‘em”
MASTER OF STEALTH
*STEALTH 100*
“He’s got a banana”
*Blueberry Muffins will remember that*
Somebody now needs to make a mod of a Hitman game where RT can go murder somebody by bludgeoning them to death...with Cupcake.
As in literally just bashing their skull in with a sheep pokemon.
“Oh baby I hear the blues a calling, tossed salads and scrambled eggs”
Mercy
so no one told you life was gonna be this wayy *bang bang bang bang*
I love this so much 🤣
oh man that stream was amazing
ptsd
I love how both Kevin and RT:
• took selfies
• immediately got up on stage and knocked that guy out
• dropped the chandelier
• stole bananas
😂
Well, they are the same person...
@@thatguyintherain3168 yep
Great minds think alike
One can only imagine the upper body strength required to KO a person with just a banna throw
That's why he's the ultimate clone
An intelligent person who didn't say that he killed her with that throw. Bravo.
Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure the terminal velocity of a banana is less than that required to knock someone out.
@@garbagetrash2938 terminal velocity is just the max speed something can reach by just falling alone it doesn’t mean it’s the absolute max speed that it can go.
@@Unethical.FandubsGames He didn't even knock her out, he just knocked her over
“You have gained his trust, what will you do with all that power?”
RT immediately throws a knife at the man’s face
RT in HITMAN 2 : *F I S H*
RT in HITMAN 3 : *B A N A N A*
BANAN AS
ELIMINA T E
no blueberry muffin?
*“He died of potassium overdose”*
“But he has severe head injuries?!”
*“Potassium”*
Deltarune chapter 2 makes this a whole new level of hilarious
@@spritepepsiplushes8353 kris, get the banana.
More Hitman videos on RT's channel? It's about time!
wow NBC in a RTGame comment section that's nice
Love your vids man
Love your videos it's a shocker to see you here
Nintendo black crisis lets go
Remember DRTC?
rt is getting too powerful, now he can see into the future and play games before they're released
this is what playing 5d chess does to you
I know from experience that this is true
I love 5D chess. Also: He twisted tea the guy that saw him get changed.
Imma go play me some 5d chess so that I can see my math test results, I’ll update if I survive
I'm gonna have nightmares about 5d chess
early access copy
6:27
“You there! Drop the sword!”
RT: “ok”
*throws the sword at the guard*
Very poor choice of words.
I mean, he _did_ do what was asked of him
@@croquemaster314 yes... he did
Don't forget...
10:50
You need to drop the screwdriver immediately!
ok
@@croquemaster314 Is throwing the same as dropping?
"If everyone's dead technically you did it stealthly because there's noone to detect you"
"A lotta people are gonna die. I'm excited."
I love how he casually says "ok" everytime he murders someone
What else do you say?
@Egg Egg egg egg I see you everywhere here and not a single one of your comments make sense.
RT "I got two bananas"
Them "You gotta be kidding me"
I think you mean: "This is getting out of hand... Now there are TWO of them!"
person: gets hit by a bannana
other person: thats a guaranteed concussion
*cuz no one told ya life was gonna be this way*
@Alvi Syahri or BANG BANG BANG BANG
*BANG BANG BANG*
**gunshots**
*silence*
*more silence*
It is no longer the age of muffins
It is now the age of *banana*
Or the legendary fusion
*banananananana muffins*
Reject pastry modernity, *Return to monke food.*
Monke
“You didn’t wash your hands!”
I’m dying. 🤣
Damn, I didn’t even know a third one was coming out.
Yeah the marketing of the recent Hitman games are criminal, they’re great games, but the publisher doesn’t advertise them, so you don’t know they come out, leading to poor sales, leading to the publisher not advertising them. It’s a vicious cycle.
its because he is the master of stealth
bruh it felt like 2 came out like barely a year ago...
@@mynamjeffeg6 And 2 was basically just 1, with very slight differences. And now 3 is the same, except what... Looks a little nicer? I mean, great, but it seems a bit lazy and not fair to fans and newcomers to Hitman. But even so, the game does look pretty fun, so I won't be so quick to judge.
Seems identical to 2
breaking news: the muffin-murderer has resurvased, hide your hildren, and rest in peace santa claus
Excuse me, he's a bananana-murderer now
the muffin-murderer strikes again now as the banana-butcher
Hide your hildren, hide your ife, he is coming to take your life.
He’s gonna find a way to murder people with banana muffins one day and the world will end
@@GatsbyMusicwhen that happens, may god have mercy on all of us.
RT you’re the best dude. Thanks for always bringing that quality content.
No, callmekevin is the best.
Why are people thanking him for quality content when they haven’t even finished watching the video yet lmao
@@judeboon2870 lol they eqauly the best
Secretly we all know it's
Plumbella
@@FlameKB so they can get likes and a heart because they are 9 year olds
@@FlameKB I watch almost all of RT’s UA-cam content because I always think it’s quality. 😊 happened to see the video early and wanted to show some appreciation.
4:18 RT: "I'VE GOT TWO BANANAS!"
Guard: "You gotta be kidding!"
If he can do that with a banana, imagine what he could do with a handful of loganberries!?
or pointed stick!
"I've got two bananas" "You've gotta be kidding!"
RT: "I've got two bananas"
NPC: "you've gotta be kidding"
4:41 that transition tho
Real Title: Clown beats people to death while live on twitch
RTGame's Hitman is like a ghost... a really noisey ghost
Strange sounds and lights, people passing out or dying of mysterious causes, objects flying through the air, a tall, pale figure that only some people can see... Sounds like a poltergeist to me.
"Square Enix"
That is a big Ooooof
He literally got the company sponsoring him wrong.
How......Like jesus.
Square Enix is the publisher. IO is the dev. SE is probably in charge of things like this.
Edit: it has come to my attention that that is not true for this game. My bad
@@batboy8584 Yeah I can forgive you for the confusion. But yeah. Hitman was sold off because IOI cost SE a FUCK TON of money.
RT has no excuse though.
"im trying to sneak around, but the banana still requests more blood"
The sheer joy in your voice at the end there really sold it; looking forward to seeing you ‘stealth’ your way through the game on release!
RT's *gasp* whenever he sees something that gives him an idea or excites him is so iconic
0:28 "Hey what's up gamers, it's ya boy *Asian* 47"
Oh okay 😅
This is something I’ve waited a long time for, the hitman series of videos is superior
2:39 “hey can you throw me another Caprisun?”
Guard: Drop the weapon!
RT: *proceeds to drop weapon onto someone's face*
John Wick: * Kills a man with a pencil *
Agent 47: *_Hold my F**KING BANANA_*
They should make a spin-off title where you're a forensic scientist unwittingly following Agent 42's path of death and destruction and growing more and more baffled at every step.
"Ok, this *has* to be a cover up...there's no way he was killed by a BANANA."
"A lot of people are gonna die. I'm so excited."
Oh Dan never change
Random question but if you're subscribed to the Manitoba ndp, are you based in Winnipeg? As in, Based while being in Winnipeg?? I was just skimming your channel, curious to see a leftist in RTs comments lmao (not CIA I promise)
@@thekingoffailure9967 no, you may notice I'm also subscribed to multiple NDP people from Alberta, BC, and also Ontario. Only one of those is where I live but I won't say which because not today "not CIA I promise" lol
@@thekingoffailure9967 not even really much of an NDPer personally, they're just the least bad party with a chance of winning seats imo so I do vote for them, but begrudgingly. Also one of my favourite NDP is from Manitoba but I am not.
After Agent 47 solved the general populace's fibre deficiency in Hitman 2, he now has to tackle his most dangerous health crisis yet: Potassium deficiency.
It’s weird how it looks almost exactly like the previous game
Same engine I think, just with some tweaks and adjustments
All 3 games look the same, just different levels.
Guards: DROP THE WEAPON
RTGame: Very poor choice of words
«Throws banana»
«Thats a garanteed concusion»
I like how square enix gave him the game early so he could praise it and he just kept demonstrating the trash ai
IOI became independent in 2017 and took Hitman with them so idk why he was thanking Square Enix?
@@martymcfly1312 formally Square Enix was the publisher for the 2016 game and before that, then Warner became the publisher for the second installment, and lastly they became their own publisher for this game and most likely for the remainder of the Hitman series
idk it just makes me wanna buy the game more
Yeah, RT is just a moron. Nothing new. And if you wanna get this game. Probably get it on PS5 if you want the VR, or on Xbox if you don't care about the VR. Or wait an extra year and get it without giving money to fund more Fortnite.
Man's nearly got an entire breakfast up his arsenal
He's got the bananas
He's got the blueberry muffins
And he's got the fish
All we need is some kind of drink
He's got the Dr. Pepper
"Do you know...
*_...The Muffin Man?"_*
Narrator: You've gained his trust. What to do with all that power?
RT: **Throws knife before the narrator can even finish his sentence**
No one will notice if there’s no one to notice
Man 1: I don't think I've ever worked with a man
Man 2: What?
9:57
This game lets you have fun killing and i love that. Like remember throwing a suit case and it following you like a fucking missile?
It would just aquire the target and then hone in on them. Feckin hilarious
twas a glitch originally, but they made it an upgrade to the suitcase for shits and giggles
@@Cutie_Amor hell yeah
I really love how you and Kevin did so many of the same things like taking selfies in the same mirror and literally just running up to a target and killing him right in front of everyone. You two really are the perfect pair.
Wait, you kill Carl and Marcus...
David Cage youve done it again
11:01 that guard went to investigate the flashbang
"sir, I need to talk with you,
Are you the banana thief?"
I love how both Kevin and Dan both are amazed at selfies in hitman
When my mom asks me why i haven't had a gf yet 3:25
Your hitman series has been one of my favorites, I'm glad to see that we'll be getting another installment of death by everyday objects
RT: Ay what’s up gamers it’s your boi ASIAN 47
“You didn’t see me”
_guard gets immediately blinded by looking directly at a flash bang_
Can’t wait for something to be in here like the muffins or the fish
I started the vid and found banana god sake
0:29 I thought he said "it's ya boy, Asian 47" and I'm dead
throwing the knife through the door is the same glorious logic as the homing briefcase
5:29 this sequence. like a delighted child playing with his new toy.
So the Irish man has gone crazy, *he needs to be stopped!!!*
8:28 RT: *takes pictures of computers* "Ohh is that where you work? Theres like classified emails here"
Every American: * Flashbacks of that shit that happened a few days ago*
7:54 Why is everyone pushing this lady? Every youtuber I've seen has pushed this lady for fun. Typical GTA side effects. 🤣
Lmao I love how that poor Guard at 10:59 was just standing minding his own business. Only to turn around and immediately get flashed.
You, CallMeKevin and Modest Pelican (Gaming) all took photos and stole the banana
5:34
Agent 47: Walking up behind the guy and just hurling a sword at him with all his might
Some guard in the background: “Look out! Seems like this guy’s a pro!”
I didn't even know they were working on this game.
It comes out in 12 days
If not for the title i wouldn't notics it's 3rd and not 2nd one
@@Nobody_important9 same here, it looks like it could just be a dlc for hitman 2
😂🤣 5:13! Hi I was just fixing the air conditioner and what’s been happening in here?... oh no...
This game looks *exactly* the same as Hitman 2
2:39
RT: Hey buddy you want a soda
Guy: *Half-Life 1 scientist pain noise*
I love how, both Kevin and RT's first loss was from running on stage and just beating the guy to death in public
Ikr lol
1:58 RT's maternal instincts are kicking in
If cops shoot at whomever throws bananas, I'd probably be dead.
1:10 (The Kill)
John Wick : I killed someone with a Pencil once how bout you 47 ?
47 : I once killed some random woman with a Banana... A F**king Banana !
"I wanna see if we can kill the targets in cool ways"
*kills the targets the exact same way as before*
I felt like I was watching a training video on confidential information when that guy was just reading the code on his cell phone in the hallway.
1:09 the dialogue subtitles have the word UA-camr in them- oh god
Yes! More Hitman! I found you through your Minecraft community builds, but your Hitman videos are my favorite.
10:50 “you need to drop the screwdriver, immediately”
*RT looks over to target*
“Don’t even thi-“
*target gets screwdriver to the face*
I'm so hyped for more Hitman on this channel
Always had a blast watching your Hitman 2 vids
I love the dude unloading an entire mag into your back at 10:40
"You know, Cornelia, I really worry abou-" *DEATH*
5:56 "People have bananas"
A Random Oil Baron : *gives a speech*
RT : "THAT'S THE TARGET"
*Pulls out piano wire*
*Chokes and Neck Snaps The Man*
*Non Target Killed*
"A lot of people are going to die! I'm excited!"
It's like he knew exactly how that would sound out of context, and said it that way on purpose. XD
1:09 Oh hey, That's you Dan!
I’m SO *HAPPY*??? The Hitman videos are my favorite and I watch at least one every night to help me fall asleep, and now there’s new ones!?!? Today is the best day ever.
My favorite part about the banana is the civilians screaming "PUT THAT DOWN" When you raise it above arm height
Remember when people laughed at the Self Defense class that taught you how to defend yourself from somebody only armed with a Banana? Well, who is laughing now?
4:19 “I’ve got 2 bananas!” You have to be kidding”
They just keep making things better for rt first fish and now bananas
Woman: *Gets hit by a banana*
This Dude: "ThAt'S a GuArAnTeEd CoNcUsSiOn"
7:10 that guard went Muhammed Ali on him, then realized he wasn't fitting in & had to pretend he had his gun XD
0:30 "Ayy it's your boy, Agent 47. Also known as Seth Everman"
RT: hucks a sabre at a man while in plain view of like 3 different guards
Guard: "Look out he's a pro!"