Or just give over Maine when the vent triggers, build up your stenght by conquering the British isles and a little bit of Burgandy before attacking France.
I just realized that in the Bohemia part, Bohemia instead of voting for himself it was voting for a rural OPM with only 4 development (Laurenburg i think)
Bohemia was true xD i always at try to be emperor but magic breeding dungeon of habsburg family in forest not that far from vienna makes always an heir for austria and if austria has heir they will mostly vote for him
I finally got good old Jiří z Poděbrad on imperial throne yesterday. Allied The Palatinate, Mainz, Saxony and... Austria just to eat one diplomatic relation from them.
Some Dirty Kitchen thats good, enjoy good old jiři until he dies 4 years for shits an giggles for my rivals played 400 hours game still dont like me :/ :D
Just rage quited that when Ottomans declared war on Genoa, so I joined. Then Poland attacked me and then some other war broke out... Good old Jiri is still alive though :-)
Some Dirty Kitchen it was much better than mine when jiri died hungry formed alliance with polen and every neightbor and declaref war on me at least jiři didnt have to see this :-)
The Teutons' line is actually correct right now as AI Poland is extremely weak this patch. Even if they win the war, they usually go into 1k debt because the awful AI cannot handle its own guerilla tactics, leading to tons of separatists (including in Lithuania) and even bankruptcy. Once that happens, pretty much everyone eats Poland. In more than half my games this patch they failed to make it to 1500. If you're the one playing as the Teutons they die within 30 years.
How to make the 3:29 moment without cheating: Austria with full innovative ideas; Venice's navy too strong to fight at game start, but it's army sucks so grab innovative ideas and its just a waiting game
If you can't act, don't. It's usually better to go with a deadpan presentation when you're unable to act well or in a funny or even just interesting manner.
personaly, I never gave a thing about poland thus for me it doesnt count. I want Lithuania INDIPENDENT, no poland. Tell me anything you like, but pls note - i dont give none about the poland.
ismail güneş Finally someone homest. Even thought devleti doesn't have the same meaning as empire, it is pretty much the equivalent. Also, i have a question. Is it true that after the conquest of Constantinople, Ottomans kept its' name, just Turkicized it. Constantiyyiye or something like that, and you started calling it Istanbul after you became Turkey?
Great idea for a video, but a little constructive feedback: You should be more prominent and speak out your voice, it really ups the quality by that much. And if you're recording at 2am, go to sleep ffs, but what i mean is that if you can't be that loud at the moment, wait for a better moment. Sincerely, a fan
Hey man, Thanks for the feedback! I didn't intentionally speak more quietly, except for Byzantium and the Papal State (because they were supposed sound like old men). Otherwise I'll try to speak more prominent. And no, it wasn't 2am when I recorded this. Again, thank you that you took some time to write this, I really appreciate it. I'll try to change to the better!
i cringed a miniumem of 10 times during the first 4min. Definition of cancer 1 capitalized a : a northern zodiacal constellation between Gemini and Leo b (1) : the fourth sign of the zodiac in astrology - see signs of the zodiac table (2) : one born under the sign of Cancer I'm a Taurus, but my best friend is a Cancer. 2 [Latin, crab, cancer] a : a malignant tumor of potentially unlimited growth that expands locally by invasion and systemically by metastasis b : an abnormal bodily state marked by such tumors 3 : something evil or malignant that spreads destructively the cancer of hidden resentment-Irish Digest 4 a : an enlarged tumorlike plant growth (such as that of crown gall) b : a plant disease marked by such growths 5 *CRING cancer* If a physical of virtual content, be it a video or game, manages to *CRING* you more then 2 times per minute, that would be considered cancer. a: "that video was such cancer, I barely managed to watch it."
i am so proud of my country
Ulm isnt a country
mk431 whooosh
HOW DARE YOU SAY ULM ISNT A COUNTRY
Ulmmmmmmm....nope
ULM STRONK,ULM IS DA STRONKEST NATION IN EU4
Serbia: No need for words, the music makes it all
JoshCepterBoss because he cant do anything in Real World **nom nom**
He already dead lol
Volvox Fraktalion serbians wet dream
Also Im Romanian NOT Turk yuo dumb
prince eugen will come and liberate the serbs.....
England’s is spot on lol. Every game starts with planning a new Angevin Empire and ends with isolationist and colonialist Britain.
Or just give over Maine when the vent triggers, build up your stenght by conquering the British isles and a little bit of Burgandy before attacking France.
0:26 Who needs ears when you have dank memes?
Man...
I just realized that in the Bohemia part, Bohemia instead of voting for himself it was voting for a rural OPM with only 4 development (Laurenburg i think)
Sorry it was Luneburg
i think bohemia still had interegnum there
I couldn't hear his voice so I had to put it on full blast.
I had my earphones one, and the Muscovy part came.
Holy fuck that was loud.
A little shame when was Poland, there wasn't THEN THE WINGED HUSSARY ARRIVE XD
why does austria need poland with winged hussars? when they can easy get money via venice trade node and have more manpower than kepab?
0:26 DID NOT FUCKING EXPECT THAT OW
That soviet earrape nearly gave me a heart attack and i have no idea why
Ulm 69 hehehehheehe
Very funny....
1:56 This is the perfect description =D
Felt the cringe shatter my bones
10/10
Bohemia was true xD i always at try to be emperor but magic breeding dungeon of habsburg family in forest not that far from vienna makes always an heir for austria and if austria has heir they will mostly vote for him
I finally got good old Jiří z Poděbrad on imperial throne yesterday. Allied The Palatinate, Mainz, Saxony and... Austria just to eat one diplomatic relation from them.
Some Dirty Kitchen thats good, enjoy good old jiři until he dies 4 years for shits an giggles for my rivals played 400 hours game still dont like me :/ :D
Just rage quited that when Ottomans declared war on Genoa, so I joined. Then Poland attacked me and then some other war broke out... Good old Jiri is still alive though :-)
Some Dirty Kitchen it was much better than mine when jiri died hungry formed alliance with polen and every neightbor and declaref war on me at least jiři didnt have to see this :-)
I am really surprised by all the thumbs down. I think he nailed a lot of them...except France.
The Teutons' line is actually correct right now as AI Poland is extremely weak this patch. Even if they win the war, they usually go into 1k debt because the awful AI cannot handle its own guerilla tactics, leading to tons of separatists (including in Lithuania) and even bankruptcy. Once that happens, pretty much everyone eats Poland. In more than half my games this patch they failed to make it to 1500. If you're the one playing as the Teutons they die within 30 years.
Coffer teutonic order guide : 1.join hre 2. no need for step 2.
i saw poland die ... i forced evrybody that took land from them to give it back :D ..... then invaded them.
i wanted the pleasure to do it myself.
Not to mention in practically all my Poland games the Teutons get an alliance with Hungary or Denmark
31. Germany: Quality or quantity? Why not both?
ULM DESERVED THOSE 40 SPOT'S.
Poland stronk
tak
Danmark's sentence only makes sense for sweden, since norway is ussually loyal
Funny thing is
Castile get 3 countries by event
Nepal, Aragon but also Portugal with a Personal union event
123mibu nepal? You mean naples?
Im suprised poland wasn't just "and the winged hussars arrived!"
Excommunication should have been for provence
0:27 rip my ears
3:44 I DIDINT MISS THAT BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER COMMAND THING THAT APPEARRED.
69. Total World Conquest -Ulm
Wait wasn't it meant to be number 20 instead of 69. 😝
How to make the 3:29 moment without cheating: Austria with full innovative ideas; Venice's navy too strong to fight at game start, but it's army sucks so grab innovative ideas and its just a waiting game
You are wrong because after the death of Wladislaw II there wasnt any option in Poland than choosing another Jagiellon
Everyone: words
Serbia:🎼🎶🎵🎶🎵🎵🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎶🎵🎵
The ducking ear rape on Russia scared me .
oof you sounded really tense and thats why people called it cringy, loosen up a bit during recording!
2:19 when the heir is 6/6/5 so the AI thinks FUCK THE UNION
Wallachia: Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma iei
Omg u didn't warn me about the earrape part,I am deaf now ffs
thank you for this video!
And Britanny: One ship one kill
Who need quality when you can have quantity XD
This is beautiful
Anime omg xD nice video man greetings from Poland ;]
2:54 ......And complete clusterfuck in early game and events
If you can't act, don't.
It's usually better to go with a deadpan presentation when you're unable to act well or in a funny or even just interesting manner.
2:41 Those are 2 sentences.
This was so low effort, but amazing at the same time.
Uh... thanks
My earphones broke at the Muscovy
Wheres Lithuania. add Lithuania
Crepalus Naturalis Nope already in there cuz Poland took it
personaly, I never gave a thing about poland thus for me it doesnt count. I want Lithuania INDIPENDENT, no poland. Tell me anything you like, but pls note - i dont give none about the poland.
Crepalus Naturalis you mean not poland?
yes no poland
Crepalus Naturalis I see that you didnt get it.
stalin part was so loud bc i had to turn my headphones to max to hear you XD
Sorry!
There really is two ways to read the title to this videos title😂
so what is ottomans? im too lazy for it
not in the video
1:20 That was mazovian flag, not polish :)
ottomans doesnt have empire rank but they called "ottoman empire" wtf
ismail güneş in Real life too
ismail güneş pretty interested in Ottomans as a Romanian coz they also influenced our country
ismail güneş lol why
ismail güneş oh,good to know
ismail güneş Finally someone homest. Even thought devleti doesn't have the same meaning as empire, it is pretty much the equivalent. Also, i have a question. Is it true that after the conquest of Constantinople, Ottomans kept its' name, just Turkicized it. Constantiyyiye or something like that, and you started calling it Istanbul after you became Turkey?
I don't get the Hungary's sentence.
Great idea for a video, but a little constructive feedback:
You should be more prominent and speak out your voice, it really ups the quality by that much. And if you're recording at 2am, go to sleep ffs, but what i mean is that if you can't be that loud at the moment, wait for a better moment.
Sincerely, a fan
Hey man,
Thanks for the feedback! I didn't intentionally speak more quietly, except for Byzantium and the Papal State (because they were supposed sound like old men). Otherwise I'll try to speak more prominent.
And no, it wasn't 2am when I recorded this.
Again, thank you that you took some time to write this, I really appreciate it. I'll try to change to the better!
Fierenze : excommunicated
3:31 Serbia: Serbia STROOOOOOOONK No ottoman can defea... Ottomans:NOM#
Legendary.
OTAKU DETECTED
Ha Ha
well memed, good sir.
I like the video but I feel it was so quiet
9/10, No Pizza Memes.
This was pretty funny especially 9 lol
NOM NOM NOM XD
2x the video speed.
Thank me later
3:31 YOOOOOS
1:14 historically inaccurate
WTF?
dIS VIdeo was N o i s h
tHanK yu
gud
15 is true
Fucking my ears......
#22 was more than one sentence, unsubscribed
About half of these were quite funny, the other half were predictable.
More
Serbia is the best one!
Salut, on dit Omelette au fromage
-1 Bad meme + Ear rape level too high
Am I the only person who doesn’t think this is that funny? You have plenty of potential but I don’t think this is really your calling
Ulm is ez
🎤😱
No microsoft sam, Downvote
ASMR Video amk
too quiet, and cringy spaces between
The cringe is strong
mumbling and cringe
delete tis! tis is cancer!
Blob Dragon no
i cringed a miniumem of 10 times during the first 4min.
Definition of cancer
1 capitalized
a : a northern zodiacal constellation between Gemini and Leo
b (1) : the fourth sign of the zodiac in astrology - see signs of the zodiac table (2) : one born under the sign of Cancer I'm a Taurus, but my best friend is a Cancer.
2
[Latin, crab, cancer]
a : a malignant tumor of potentially unlimited growth that expands locally by invasion and systemically by metastasis
b : an abnormal bodily state marked by such tumors
3 : something evil or malignant that spreads destructively
the cancer of hidden resentment-Irish Digest
4 a : an enlarged tumorlike plant growth (such as that of crown gall)
b : a plant disease marked by such growths
5 *CRING cancer*
If a physical of virtual content, be it a video or game, manages to *CRING* you more then 2 times per minute, that would be considered cancer.
a: "that video was such cancer, I barely managed to watch it."
Cringe
haha so cringe!