Alright, in kahoot, the names gotta be smth like "A Jewish man" or "the orphanage", because then, when you get a three answer streak, it'll say " The Orphanage is on fire!"
Not me personally, but I've seen some real effed up usernames on Payday2 and War Thunder. Here's a handful of what I had to work with and play against. Gay_Basher Ntitled_NCEL Tallybanontherun WHORED_MOAD Ride_or_Dyke
one of my "offensive" usernames was on a gmod roleplay server, it was "raypingmutez". when i was asked WHY it was that by an admin. i replied with "well its not like they were screaming for me to stop." i was promptly perm banned.
Best one's I've ever seen was back during the Halo 2 days. "offonbabies" and "offonchildren" so whenever you killed one of them in game the words "You got offonbabies" would appear on screen
me and my friend used to play this weird online paintball game (i dont remember the name). where you could have any username, and you were also allowed to make nicknames for your weapons. so when a person got hit it would say: "player1 was hit by player2's (weapon)!" so one time i named myself "TheNorthTower", my friend named himself "OsamaBinLaden", and he also named his weapon "Airplane" so if he hit me, the death message would say: TheNorthTower was hit by OsamaBinLaden's Airplane!
In 9th grade, my history class had almost all my friends, and we would usually play smash karts in the back. If you were KOd, then it would say “you were smashed by [insert username]” and the people online took this to their advantage. The best one I saw was “you were smashed by ACircleofDrunkenUncles”
@@CrammyCram a bible camp is where christian kids go to a camp and be educated about christianity and other things, basically like a christian summer camp.
3:38 to answer the question, my username in most games is KitKatKatyusha. It might not seem offensive at a glance, but I like KitKat bars, my name is Katyusha, and it has a third, hidden meaning if you look at the 3 capital letters
In Kahoots, I used to just use the teacher's full name. It was always hilarious to me watching them be more bothered by their own name than all the intentionally offensive stuff.
In the early 1990s I had a pal at the UW who wanted help changing his username on the school's system. I did an "example" for him and it turns out you were only allowed to do that once. So his name forevermore was SpredMBabe.
This one is very typical in Spain, if you spell ICKKCK quickly it sounds like "I pooped dry shit". A friend and I got the teacher to fall for this in a kahoot
Currently my call of duty username is Nigerian prince and almost every time im in a lobby there is always 1 dude that would ask when they are getting their 1m dollars
Mine was on Warfork a quake-like game and I was like you "you know what ? Why not putting Stephen Hawking as my game tag and not move for the entire game" and so I’ve done it for an entire game
Way back on quake 1 there was a guy called "his own mother" so the scroll of kills on the top left would say things like SoAndSo was killed by His Own Mother.
Its possible he was since some Egyptians were white thanks to Greek influence, and I can't imagine that other mediteranian nations wouldn't have also had some intermingling with the Greeks. But yeah, odds are he had the same skintone as most Arabs. Ya know, assuming he was actually real and not a remix of Helios with a dash of Horus's story. You know, as can be proven via archeology and analysis of myths and legends of the era. (Seriously almost all of the bible is plagiarized from older religions. How the hell can anyone believe a story that wouldn't be accepted as an original work by a middle school? Even the source material the Bible uses is itself plagiarized from even older texts. And some of THOSE are also plagiarized. The genesis story is the most layered with 5 separate layers of direct theft of ideas.)
Technically yes, but what a lot of people don't understand about Him is that His ethnicity...doesn’t really matter. Of course, if I were to be asked how Jesus of Nazareth looked like, I'd say: ,,Palestinian Jew, circumsized, probably with a bit of messy facial hair". But it doesn’t matter, because Jesus of Nazareth doesn't belong to one, specific race, ethnicity, or nation. In fact, whenever people tried to make Him their King, He'd flee the city, and, to quote Man Himself (Lk 9, 57): ,,57 As they were walking along the road, someone said to him, “I will follow you wherever you go.” 58 Jesus answered him, “The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to rest his head.”" Dare I say, His ethnicity is the least important part about Him, or about as important as what He was eating or drinking.
I played Blooket with my friends a few days ago and we came up with names such as: NewdistBeach, FlamingDaycare, 7JewsOnTheWall and my personal favorite, AbusiveStepDad.
Not an offensive name, but when I had a wiiu I realized most of the friends I had in Minecraft were children that didn’t even know the password to their account so I would randomly change my name once in a while to a bunch of random numbers and pretend that I stole their password, I tried this in public pvp servers and most children did actually believe I was stealing their password, I remember one even called his dad and the dad also seemed like he had 0 experience in passwords n shit so he actually believed me and threatened me to get caught by police
- Mike Hawk - Mike Hunt - Ben Dover - Mike Oxlong - Chris Peacock - Peter File - Hugh Jass - Hugh G. Rection - Gabe Itch - Moe Lester - Justin Herass - Gabe Utsecks - Tara Dikoff - Hugh Janus - Betty Phucker - Ray Pist
Named myself multiple times in Kahoot after a pilot who killed himself and the entirety of the passenger plane he was flying by hugging the alps. Was even funnier when the teacher announced that “Andi Lubitz” won the chemistry quiz
In Shell Shockers, I set my username to A_Child because when you get a kill in the game, it says something like "player1 fried player2" "player1 poached player2" etc. but one of them was whipped, so it can be "player1 whipped A_Child" or "player1 beat A_Child"
Gabe horn is just a perfect name, not too complex, not too flashy, and someone who doesnt say it out loud wont get it The perfect all-rounder of dirty names
As soon as you asked the question 3:38 the first thing that came to mind was "Butt raper" I overheard one of my classmates joking around saying that they were the "Kentucky butt rapper"
We did “Gabe Itch” and “Mike Hunt” a lot. The worst one we saw was “Ray Pist” in which laughed out asses off before yelling at him to change it. Someone also used “Glass of Juice” on a teacher with a thick accent, so it sounded like something different when the teacher said it aloud… yeah nobody laughed at that one.
i remember my history and biology teacher (yes she teaches both) got mad at 2 of my friends when we were playing kahoot, first friends name was "bigpelo" which means big dick in hungarian, and the other friends name wasnt offensive at all, it was his nickname 💀💀
Not a username, but a tagline in a mockup pizza joint for politics class. Basically, a group of me and two other kids were tasked with coming up with a common goods store, and a tough political issue to associate with it. We chose pizza and A B O R T I O N. Touchy subject, I know, but that’s why we chose it. Long story short, this was our tagline: Joe’s Pizza and Abortion Clinic; “Where yesterdays loss is todays sauce! 15% off stab (fetus) and slice (pizza) on Wednesday!”😔
I don't know if that is truly yours as I've seen a long time back, maulybe a classmate shared it but it make it's ways and I found it so long it's my favorite joke to make when I get phone calls from good friends or spam and lemme tell, Its so rare getting spam since I've started doing it lol so thanks for blessing my life with a phrase that will forever live rent free in my head
@@secunsecun6313 i’m honestly confused as to how so many people have heard this phrase, because we thought that we came up with the most original thing we’ve ever seen. I honestly had no idea that either one of them posted it or other people also came up with the same idea, cause I’ve never heard it outside that.
This was around Year 8 (or as u might call 7th grade, we were playing Kahoot and Blooket for the rest of the math lesson and I had my name as obvious 12 year old humour like "Mike Oxlong" but my most offensive is definitely "HitlerNeedsToPay_GasBills", this wasn't in Kahoot though
I remember back in the day there was a dumb girl in my school named "Monica" and for every question she got wrong on kahoot they were calling her "Moronica".
My favorite is this one I saw called “ChildrenMcNuggets” & his friend was “Filet O’ Flesh”. Greatest Fortnite pair up ever (and they were actually good, shockingly).
I remember when I was playing Super Smash Bros. 4 online, I sometimes used the tag "HlTLER" (with a lowercase L instead of an I to get around Nintendo's filters) to see how people would react (you could change your tag between matches as a sort of "chat" function). Most people didn't bat an eye, but I got some people who saw my name and immediately DC'd.
I remember back in middle school, some of my friends and I would get on this old browser game that had you put into teams of four and answer questions against the opponent team. Whenever we had to choose our team name, we chose the name “CreamTeenUnderageDream”. We had a lot of fun coming up with that one. Some old variations were “SploogeMcsrooge” and “ButtNuttin”.
CBTforminors is my personal favorite, used to use it in kahoots and teachers could not say anything when i said cognitive behavior therapy, its perfect because you have the perfect fall back to not get grilled, and it can offend everyone. Or this other kid who made the mistake of combining the coolest character he knew and child thus creating: TheChildPredator
It could depend, on a game like terriaria "my ass" is funny because there's a death message which goes: "(username) left a crater" so you can just go "my ass left a crater" and it is priceless
I've tried some, but never so in-depth. The best I have created, and I currently use in some games is: "Herpes Of Balkan". I discovered it through misstyping 'o' in "Heroes Of Balkan". It stuck with me because it makes a drastic change from "Heroes Of Balkan" (which is my main nickname) into "Herpes Of Balkan". Others names I've tried are: "CelaviRetard" ("BaldRetard"), "EDPChungus", "ToastedAlbanianChild", "Not a cannibal", "AmateurNudeConsumer", "7MicrowavedChildren"... and so on
My brother had "thank God for dead troops" snuck into my bio and I don't know how long it was there but I suddenly got a really angry dm from someone who watched his friends die in Afghanistan and I felt so bad
Me and my friend got matching names on COD, they weren't super bad but hearing people be confused when they killed, white and black Jesus it was really funny 😂
you reminded me when i got minecraft 10 years ago and i called my profile "FTW_teenbanger" needless to say i changed it but that was... a journey, a life-changing experience
I’ve got 10. Secrettruthordare, Hundredpoorchildrenaborted, Mentalhospitalvictim78, Babytrappedandrapped, Bigpeachesholdtight, Waterhuggedmayo, Bornandporn, oopsiplayedwithcomdoms, Rainbowwithastick, and Feetishgainer. Which one are you picking?
I think one of the funniest that comes to mind was a guy in my culinary class who would have a interesting ideas when making his kahoot names but he usually put “big beefy monkey man” or the occasional “massa” one of the teachers would try not to laugh and the other would say that he needs to just put his name. I’ll never forget the grin on his face, I hope he’s doing well
It's offensive to people who think Jesus was white. (or just don't like to think about the fact that he wasn't) They're wrong of course, but the point is it offends them.
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the little kid fingerer
I have a name
"Hindenburg's Hydrogen"
Its not offencive but its more funny i use it in clash royale and its :"Who's candice?"
Justanillegalmexican
In SmashKarts, my username would always be ANewborn. Anytime someone would kill me, it would say “you smashed ANewborn”
Love it mvatcher
@@0ffendingeverybodyyou sound like you hate yourself commenting this 😂
💀💀💀
😂😂😊@@0ffendingeverybody
Oh I got a better one. Slave child.
Alright, in kahoot, the names gotta be smth like "A Jewish man" or "the orphanage", because then, when you get a three answer streak, it'll say " The Orphanage is on fire!"
Your going for a top score Frost
My class does the same thing 😅. But instead they use “The towers” or “tiannanem square”
@@apersonwholikesburgersnaww
Jesus😆😆
« Canada is on fire »
Not a username, but the signature on my high school email account was "Dead girls don't say no."
Haha oh that sh1t is great Shaman. One of the best so far
it's true, funny, and, B I U T I F U L
B R U H.
That's like Nomeansyes Phase 2
There's also blind girls won't see me coming
Not really a username, but in TF2, i named one of my shotguns to "Kurt Cobain's Microphone"
Perfection
Jeez 😅
Ive seen you in game i think! do you play engineer?
@@yeticaller it's on my Scout FaN sorry 😅
that'd be a good username if you use a shotgun pfp
What's The Most Offensive Username You Guys Can Come Up With?
BibleCampVictim2
im not going to say it
Hitler's Great Great Great Grandson
Not me personally, but I've seen some real effed up usernames on Payday2 and War Thunder. Here's a handful of what I had to work with and play against.
Gay_Basher
Ntitled_NCEL
Tallybanontherun
WHORED_MOAD
Ride_or_Dyke
MahamadsFavouriteGoat?
one of my "offensive" usernames was on a gmod roleplay server, it was "raypingmutez". when i was asked WHY it was that by an admin. i replied with "well its not like they were screaming for me to stop." i was promptly perm banned.
Average gmod rp admin
That might be one of the wildest usernames I've ever heard of lmfao
But...the mutes werent
I had my user as Mexicanwallclimber on Minecraft and i went on a Mexican server, never went back💀 and i lost the acc cuz i forgot password
NAH THATS CRAZY
"what are you anti sematic" is a funny ass come back
It def was a solid comeback
@@0ffendingeverybodyjuz? Oh i get it Jews!
o_O
@@0ffendingeverybodyPenis
Even better: “are you Kanye?”
Best one's I've ever seen was back during the Halo 2 days. "offonbabies" and "offonchildren" so whenever you killed one of them in game the words "You got offonbabies" would appear on screen
me and my friend used to play this weird online paintball game (i dont remember the name). where you could have any username, and you were also allowed to make nicknames for your weapons. so when a person got hit it would say: "player1 was hit by player2's (weapon)!" so one time i named myself "TheNorthTower", my friend named himself "OsamaBinLaden", and he also named his weapon "Airplane" so if he hit me, the death message would say: TheNorthTower was hit by OsamaBinLaden's Airplane!
😂
That hat me cracking up fr
(this is kinda messed up)
friend 1 name: Twin Towers (see where this is going...?)
Reminds me of TF2 names lol
@@AntonPogonin probably will change my steam to something really offensive and go make people offended if theyre just the average people
In 9th grade, my history class had almost all my friends, and we would usually play smash karts in the back. If you were KOd, then it would say “you were smashed by [insert username]” and the people online took this to their advantage. The best one I saw was “you were smashed by ACircleofDrunkenUncles”
💀
NAHHHHHH
Gotta be a top spot
better is "you were smashed by yourdrunkenuncle"
#relatable
In Plague Inc, I would often name the virus Legs. So the game would be like Legs are spreading worldwide.
Better yet, "People"
i did mine as homosexuality
@@hibye-i9lisn't it already one?
Not homophobic
Lol
World wide legs.
I remember my brother had a username called, "EpsteinDidNothinWrong" and too this day I'm laughing at it.
Epstein did nothing wrong tho
I once got killed by a guy on CoD named "IcampmorethanAnne"
Gold 🤣🤣🤣
My user name is one of these
@@Alastor_bestcharcter aw hell nah hh fan
WHAT
i dont get it
for kahoots the teachers would make us use our real names. when they saw Gabe Lackman in the lobby, they would always ask "Who's Gay Black Man?"
HAHA
That's almost as good as Mike Hunt.
Fuck, that makes me wish I didn't quit school, really wanted to try it out 😂😂
I used Anne frank so it would say "Anne frank is on fire" funniest crap ever
I’m testing that today, let’s see what happens
biblecampvictim is truly one of the greatest gamertags of all time, you should be proud.
i’m not entirely sure i get the joke
@@CrammyCram a bible camp is where christian kids go to a camp and be educated about christianity and other things, basically like a christian summer camp.
@@DuckOil what’s so bad about that? lol
@@CrammyCram dont you know what victim means? do i have to explain it to you?
@@DuckOil yikes, calm down. i just don’t really get it. is it as in he was SAed in the camp?
I had a group chat with my friends called Stephen Hawking’s Stand Up Comedy
ABSOLUTELY WILD💀🙏
STEPHEN HAWKING HAS BEEN MY COD USER SINCE 2019 I CAN PROVE IT THATS HILAROUS
One of my all time favs is "I chase women on all threes"
wild
😂nah this shi should be at the top
I need this to be pinned
Oh my god😭
or all fives
In TF2, if you get a domination, it says (name) is DOMINATING (name). 6’10 Goth Mommy is a given, but you can put a bunch of other things
6'10 Goth Mommy is DOMINATING 2'11 3 year old
6'10 Goth Mommy is DOMINATING The_family_dawg69
i once was playing tf2 once and i kept getting killed by a player called "get creamed"
@@Guywithabomblmaoo
@@SnowytReal and after getting creamed multiple times I would say in chat "I hate getting creamed"
An old gamer tag I had was "ManyMissingMalaysians" got forced to change it after only like 6 weeks
LOL What an incredible name to use right after the tragedy.
@@0ffendingeverybody yeaaaa it was maybe like a month after they called off the search...
@lobo studios cool that rhymes.
Since I don't really know the context, it just sounds catchy.
As a half Malaysian, i approve your former username
3:38 to answer the question, my username in most games is KitKatKatyusha. It might not seem offensive at a glance, but I like KitKat bars, my name is Katyusha, and it has a third, hidden meaning if you look at the 3 capital letters
NOOO that’s too good
@@imverycool74 the funny thing was it was unintentional, I didn't realize until I hopped GTA Online and someone called me KKK
@@KKG0919 lmaooooooo
can someone pls tell me what KKK means?
@@IllagerLord nope
In Kahoots, I used to just use the teacher's full name. It was always hilarious to me watching them be more bothered by their own name than all the intentionally offensive stuff.
Enemy of my enemy is my friend
Nah my whole class set our name to our teachers boyfriend and she got so mad
This is honestly hilarious, I'm so glad I discovered this channel.
dont forget to sub and turn on all post notifications if you like his content
@@oh_great_heavensbot
My friend named himself "Jeffery Ep" and I named myself "Children", so in kahoot, it would say "Jeffery Ep just smashed Children!"
BWAHAHAHA OMFGGG nah I wish I thought of that with my friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Einstein of funny
Wtf😂🤣😂☠️bruh
😂
It’s better than priest&child
In the early 1990s I had a pal at the UW who wanted help changing his username on the school's system. I did an "example" for him and it turns out you were only allowed to do that once. So his name forevermore was SpredMBabe.
40grit Sandpaper Condom was one of my GO-TOs for a while.
That's godly 😂
Not fucking sandpaper 💀
ToiletSandpaper was one I really liked
@@dylanhoeltzel If it was their condom, then you probably COULD say that they were fucking sandpaper.
This one is very typical in Spain, if you spell ICKKCK quickly it sounds like "I pooped dry shit". A friend and I got the teacher to fall for this in a kahoot
Q bueno hermano 😂
Graciosísimo 😂😂
@@francipro0772 good job indeed
genius
Currently my call of duty username is Nigerian prince and almost every time im in a lobby there is always 1 dude that would ask when they are getting their 1m dollars
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"3LeggedCopVictim" is a really good one 🤣🤣🤣
Haven't laughed this hard in a while. Definitely worth subbing!
Appreciate it MrQuackalot. Got more bangers coming soon
m cheeck
It’s a duck
999th like
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This one ain’t too bad, but when I would play Kahoot in Spanish class, I would name myself PabloEscobar
I still like the craftyness Kuriptic
You should put garavito instead
I tried to name myself Pablo Escobar today but Kahoot recognized it as offensive and changed it to greenbadger42. Would’ve been so funny if it worked.
My friend went as Pablo Escobar for Halloween
I once wrote a theater play about 2 living brooms and the evil one can named "Pablo Escobar"
Mine was on Warfork a quake-like game and I was like you "you know what ? Why not putting Stephen Hawking as my game tag and not move for the entire game" and so I’ve done it for an entire game
Ok, that's hilarious
no way that I just read a comment somewhere random from a guy who plays warfork
This aged poorly. Steven Hawking would move on Epstein island
@@Cretaceous158 he didn't.
i remember seeing "EatingOutGrlsBothWays", instantly followed the dude LMAO
I used to have a group chat with my friends called “Steven hawkings pit crew” 😂😂💀💀💀
Oh nahhh
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please tell me you played Mario Kart when using that group name
Hey that’s not funny somebody DDOSed his piss bag
this deadass be my group chat name
In school I always put my name as "Anne Frank" in Kahoot, so when I'd get a streak it would say "Anne Frank is on fire!"
I had my name as “orphanage”
You should have named yourself Joan of arc then 😂
Dude thats elite
insane
diabolical lol
0:55 Dude I came up with the Same One, But it was taken “FetisDeletus”
😂😂😂😂😂
A story about a kid being a fan of the Predator movie, naming themseles ChildPredator was a good one.
i remember that greentext
LOL
one time i had a german name that (i think) translated to 'sucketh upon thy mother and bow before me' still makes me giggle to this day
cool
native speaker here do you remember the name? i need to know
@@thinkz9808 no, can't remember it, I'll put it in google tho
@@thinkz9808 got it, its "saugt an deiner Mutter und verbeugt sich vor mir"
@@thinkz9808maybe he meant something like "Nuckelbücker" Lol
Way back on quake 1 there was a guy called "his own mother" so the scroll of kills on the top left would say things like SoAndSo was killed by His Own Mother.
As a Christian, "Jesus isnt white" is not that offensive because when He lived on earth, He was a Mesopotamian Jew and was probably not white
Chances are he had brownish whiteish skin. What he was most definitely not was a sub Saharan black.
This never made it into scripture, but Jesus was a drag queen. Just a bit of trivia. 🙂
Its possible he was since some Egyptians were white thanks to Greek influence, and I can't imagine that other mediteranian nations wouldn't have also had some intermingling with the Greeks. But yeah, odds are he had the same skintone as most Arabs. Ya know, assuming he was actually real and not a remix of Helios with a dash of Horus's story. You know, as can be proven via archeology and analysis of myths and legends of the era. (Seriously almost all of the bible is plagiarized from older religions. How the hell can anyone believe a story that wouldn't be accepted as an original work by a middle school? Even the source material the Bible uses is itself plagiarized from even older texts. And some of THOSE are also plagiarized. The genesis story is the most layered with 5 separate layers of direct theft of ideas.)
It wouldn't have mattered anyway. The sun would have seen to it.
Technically yes, but what a lot of people don't understand about Him is that His ethnicity...doesn’t really matter.
Of course, if I were to be asked how Jesus of Nazareth looked like, I'd say: ,,Palestinian Jew, circumsized, probably with a bit of messy facial hair". But it doesn’t matter, because Jesus of Nazareth doesn't belong to one, specific race, ethnicity, or nation. In fact, whenever people tried to make Him their King, He'd flee the city, and, to quote Man Himself (Lk 9, 57):
,,57 As they were walking along the road, someone said to him, “I will follow you wherever you go.” 58 Jesus answered him, “The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to rest his head.”"
Dare I say, His ethnicity is the least important part about Him, or about as important as what He was eating or drinking.
I played Blooket with my friends a few days ago and we came up with names such as: NewdistBeach, FlamingDaycare, 7JewsOnTheWall and my personal favorite, AbusiveStepDad.
lmao
I will do u one better:abortyourkid
Great content, love it. Surprised there’s not more subscribers but I’m sure it’ll be at a million in no time. 💪👏
Appreciate the support Terry. Got more bangers coming soon
yyep it did
@@0ffendingeverybody and you
@@0ffendingeverybody bangers, i want more bang action
Not an offensive name, but when I had a wiiu I realized most of the friends I had in Minecraft were children that didn’t even know the password to their account so I would randomly change my name once in a while to a bunch of random numbers and pretend that I stole their password, I tried this in public pvp servers and most children did actually believe I was stealing their password, I remember one even called his dad and the dad also seemed like he had 0 experience in passwords n shit so he actually believed me and threatened me to get caught by police
Thanks for the idea lmao
Dude, I swear the face on your profile picture reminds me of something. Do you recognize the name "Bandu?"
@@gentronicus well even tho i respond 8 months later, yes it was inspired on bandu, its and old oc so it really doesnt matter
Now in 2024 we got DiddyPartyVictim
- Mike Hawk
- Mike Hunt
- Ben Dover
- Mike Oxlong
- Chris Peacock
- Peter File
- Hugh Jass
- Hugh G. Rection
- Gabe Itch
- Moe Lester
- Justin Herass
- Gabe Utsecks
- Tara Dikoff
- Hugh Janus
- Betty Phucker
- Ray Pist
yle
are there any more PLEASE i need to know
Mike Oxmaul.
Europe Hussey
Ruben z clitz
OKAY BART SIMPSON
the best one is straight outa the office "i love kids" so everybody on tinder knows where your priorities in life are at.
Named myself multiple times in Kahoot after a pilot who killed himself and the entirety of the passenger plane he was flying by hugging the alps. Was even funnier when the teacher announced that “Andi Lubitz” won the chemistry quiz
here's one i just came up with
"IWasAtTheDiddyPartyAndIDontRegretIt"
In Shell Shockers, I set my username to A_Child because when you get a kill in the game, it says something like "player1 fried player2" "player1 poached player2" etc. but one of them was whipped, so it can be "player1 whipped A_Child" or "player1 beat A_Child"
I will always remember one guy named 14 starving African kids on shell shockers
A_Black_Man (1800)
I played that game, I went as downs-baby. Note, I went to a Christian school at the time
Mine was “your parents” so I could taunt the dude who killed me by saying “You killed your parents”
I used to be DrunkMonk on Playstation when I was a kid. Not terribly offensive but I always thought it was funny.
Every name seems to be fire when your a kid. Mine use to be Torrential Mist
I am underage, and this is a cool name. Child approval@@0ffendingeverybody
mine was corndog, while i was still inicent lol@@0ffendingeverybody
Mine used to be:TWD4LIFEEEE. I was a big walking dead fan.
Not mine but a friends, this one cracked me up hard at the time. "KingKongSchlong" idk why, but it was so simple, yet elegant.
Gabe horn is just a perfect name, not too complex, not too flashy, and someone who doesnt say it out loud wont get it
The perfect all-rounder of dirty names
someone whos not english also doesn't gets it too. so its not a perfect name
@@kidlaroii "Gabe Horn" sounds like "gay porn" if you say it fast
I named my roseila (Pokemon) Rosa Parks and placed her in the back of my team.
Bro I put parkedonthebus as my username once in Kahoot and the teachers were 100% fine with it
As soon as you asked the question 3:38 the first thing that came to mind was "Butt raper" I overheard one of my classmates joking around saying that they were the "Kentucky butt rapper"
How to epicly troll teacher!
1. Enter kahoot game
2. Enter name as KneeGrow
3. Teacn3rs says name
4. Laugh
Gape horn is life😊
Ben Dover😊
Mike Hawk
We did “Gabe Itch” and “Mike Hunt” a lot. The worst one we saw was “Ray Pist” in which laughed out asses off before yelling at him to change it. Someone also used “Glass of Juice” on a teacher with a thick accent, so it sounded like something different when the teacher said it aloud… yeah nobody laughed at that one.
@@CT-9904-Crosshair i didnt get the glass of juice part...
kahoot, the north tower
“The North Tower is on fire!”
Speaking from all of his story videos, OffendingEverybody is the most evil and chaotic prankster I’ve ever dare seen.
My kinda guy if you will.
youre getting a whole ass wallpaper
i remember my history and biology teacher (yes she teaches both) got mad at 2 of my friends when we were playing kahoot, first friends name was "bigpelo" which means big dick in hungarian, and the other friends name wasnt offensive at all, it was his nickname 💀💀
Surprised she got butthurt over bigpelo
@@0ffendingeverybody i know right
Senor dick pelo
Bigpelo sounds funny, especially if the guy was on a streak, it would something like "bigpelo is on fire!"
Meaning "bigdick is on fire!"
I once made my Kahoot username Adolf Hitler and the teacher just god mad, they didn’t even kick me.
FetisDeletus had me on the floor 😂😂😂
And biblecampvictim was really funny too.
Fetusdeletus wasn’t funny
@276З you have no humor. That's just it.
@@JuanRodriguez-yq5og no it’s just that I’ve repeatedly heard it since 2017
@276З really it's the first time I ever heard it.
“I_gOtshOtgunKurT.” Kurt Cobain joke
I only just found your channel and in every video I click on I start crying laughing. Honestly one of the better animated story channels
Not a username, but a tagline in a mockup pizza joint for politics class. Basically, a group of me and two other kids were tasked with coming up with a common goods store, and a tough political issue to associate with it. We chose pizza and A B O R T I O N. Touchy subject, I know, but that’s why we chose it. Long story short, this was our tagline: Joe’s Pizza and Abortion Clinic; “Where yesterdays loss is todays sauce! 15% off stab (fetus) and slice (pizza) on Wednesday!”😔
I don't know if that is truly yours as I've seen a long time back, maulybe a classmate shared it but it make it's ways and I found it so long it's my favorite joke to make when I get phone calls from good friends or spam and lemme tell, Its so rare getting spam since I've started doing it lol so thanks for blessing my life with a phrase that will forever live rent free in my head
ive definitely seen that joke before
@@secunsecun6313 i’m honestly confused as to how so many people have heard this phrase, because we thought that we came up with the most original thing we’ve ever seen. I honestly had no idea that either one of them posted it or other people also came up with the same idea, cause I’ve never heard it outside that.
@@JacksonWacksonFlacksonSam O'nella
@@JacksonWacksonFlacksonyeah, sorry, but some youtuber jameskii did that joke first and it somehow got on a local news channel?
This man is literally what Daniel Tosh used to be
1:15 Bros user name is a quadruple entendre
When I played Halo, I used "Kenny. You bastard!" Classic.
Can’t beat the classics
This was around Year 8 (or as u might call 7th grade, we were playing Kahoot and Blooket for the rest of the math lesson and I had my name as obvious 12 year old humour like "Mike Oxlong" but my most offensive is definitely "HitlerNeedsToPay_GasBills", this wasn't in Kahoot though
I take it fellow european?
"XxG4SSEDxJ3WxX" was mine on a platform i rather not name because i havent gotten banned yet and its been years
curse words or hate speech seem like the key words for the best offensive username
I remember back in the day there was a dumb girl in my school named "Monica" and for every question she got wrong on kahoot they were calling her "Moronica".
A fucked up joke I've heard in the military
"Silence is consent"
I couldnt stop laughing at this. I should be doing school work rn, I couldnt hold in my laughter. Needless to say I got yelled out. Didnt stop me.
My favorite is this one I saw called “ChildrenMcNuggets” & his friend was “Filet O’ Flesh”. Greatest Fortnite pair up ever (and they were actually good, shockingly).
Good metal song names right there
I remember when I was playing Super Smash Bros. 4 online, I sometimes used the tag "HlTLER" (with a lowercase L instead of an I to get around Nintendo's filters) to see how people would react (you could change your tag between matches as a sort of "chat" function). Most people didn't bat an eye, but I got some people who saw my name and immediately DC'd.
I remember back in middle school, some of my friends and I would get on this old browser game that had you put into teams of four and answer questions against the opponent team. Whenever we had to choose our team name, we chose the name “CreamTeenUnderageDream”. We had a lot of fun coming up with that one. Some old variations were “SploogeMcsrooge” and “ButtNuttin”.
1:29 *cut to that guy's entire squad dying of laughter*
Tbh the most offensive usernames are those that you make in school that don't make any sense but make some sense... hard to describe
CBTforminors is my personal favorite, used to use it in kahoots and teachers could not say anything when i said cognitive behavior therapy, its perfect because you have the perfect fall back to not get grilled, and it can offend everyone.
Or this other kid who made the mistake of combining the coolest character he knew and child thus creating:
TheChildPredator
Oh, noi- NANI?!!!!
Perfect, I can say that name with a straight face like the offensive meaning doesn't exist, then I chastise them, great deadpan and dark humour.
i dont get it
This has to be his funniedt video yet! Im so glad i found this UA-camr 😂
OBAMAAAAAAHHH
OBAMAAAAAAHHH
OBAMAAAAAAHHH
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OBAMAAAAAAHHH
"Old chicks wont remember" lol
That's Chris-Chan's username
@@ssj4jason737 💀
@@ssj4jason737LMAO 🤣🤣
I've never laughed so hard 😂😂 The biblecampvictim saga was the funniest shit of all time
It could depend, on a game like terriaria "my ass" is funny because there's a death message which goes: "(username) left a crater" so you can just go "my ass left a crater" and it is priceless
I recall the days where I saw a lot of people named [N word][F word].
Yea but they weren't creative. If you gonna be offensive at least show some creativity
I've tried some, but never so in-depth.
The best I have created, and I currently use in some games is: "Herpes Of Balkan". I discovered it through misstyping 'o' in "Heroes Of Balkan". It stuck with me because it makes a drastic change from "Heroes Of Balkan" (which is my main nickname) into "Herpes Of Balkan".
Others names I've tried are: "CelaviRetard" ("BaldRetard"), "EDPChungus", "ToastedAlbanianChild", "Not a cannibal", "AmateurNudeConsumer", "7MicrowavedChildren"... and so on
dobar
0:53 Not tryna be offensive, but "FetusDeletus" sounds AMAZING
"Cockan Balt Orcher" and "Pet ol' Feelya" were bangers
My brother had "thank God for dead troops" snuck into my bio and I don't know how long it was there but I suddenly got a really angry dm from someone who watched his friends die in Afghanistan and I felt so bad
One of my friend's username on some random site was "Epstien's favourite child"
Why😅
@@mlgunknown1735 who's gonna tell you. It ain't gonna be me
Man this video is og now and is still so good. This is the promised land of dark humor.
I always name myself in kahoot "Ped O'Phyl"
Lol
yeah I also love miners
Me and my friend got matching names on COD, they weren't super bad but hearing people be confused when they killed, white and black Jesus it was really funny 😂
you reminded me when i got minecraft 10 years ago and i called my profile "FTW_teenbanger" needless to say i changed it but that was... a journey, a life-changing experience
HumanRights
(You killed humanRights)
wow its actually cool
I’ve got 10. Secrettruthordare, Hundredpoorchildrenaborted, Mentalhospitalvictim78, Babytrappedandrapped, Bigpeachesholdtight, Waterhuggedmayo, Bornandporn, oopsiplayedwithcomdoms, Rainbowwithastick, and Feetishgainer. Which one are you picking?
Definitely with Hundredpoorchildrenaborted. I do like Bigpeachesholdtight, but it seems more funny than offensive
Epsteindid911
Do big peaches actually hold tight?
Add 88 after it and it suddenly becomes 2x more offensive
What about crustytoelicker_69?
I think one of the funniest that comes to mind was a guy in my culinary class who would have a interesting ideas when making his kahoot names but he usually put “big beefy monkey man” or the occasional “massa” one of the teachers would try not to laugh and the other would say that he needs to just put his name. I’ll never forget the grin on his face, I hope he’s doing well
The idea that "Jesus wasn't white" is offensive it's incredibly funny. It's like getting offended that someone pointed out the sky is blue
its not offensive its a fact and also he never existed in the first place so dont owrry
@@Kosin-gf7iothey are and no one cares what a based and redpilled 12 year old or senile racist has to say
@@timo4463saying jesus never existed is like someone pointing out that the sky is a light shade of crimson
It's offensive to people who think Jesus was white. (or just don't like to think about the fact that he wasn't) They're wrong of course, but the point is it offends them.
@@Kosin-gf7io bro's signing up for genital inspection
Widow smoker is the first thing that came to my mind
I like “sUwUcidal” and “OwObesity” as my usernames for my serious business details.
Your profile pic fits those names perfectly
@@Gameplayer1500X I was born this way
@@WarspankerI’m so sorry to hear you have Down syndrome
@@Warspanker what a great way to be born
edit: shiiiiiiit that sounded bad but you get my point
You're the warframe guy
I shat coffee out my butt in laughter, this is top quality stupidity. Keep up the work youngster
Wtf
@@Lukas-ex4ik have your tried using sperminator as a username?
Coffee? U sure?
HOW💥DO💥YOU💥DO💥FELLOW💥KIDS
big bro is 60
I have an idea in mind: I'd like to present "leatherBeltMain"
I miss epic YT usernames like "PurpleIsAFruit" and "PressFartToContinue"
I got some ideas:
Show when your offending journey started, and a high school survival guide sorta thing