That adrenaline you get in a life threatening situation and the feeling after you've made it makes you feel alive. SO ALIVE. You're just happy to survive, that's worth a good laugh :D
Not gonna lie I just felt like saying I appreciate the way your channel takes influence from other story time channels while having the newer aesthetic associated with the newer ones. Reminds me of Swoozie but updated basically. Cheers.
@@0ffendingeverybody yoo you hit the nail on the head right there, I’d probs say you remind me of old swoozie and that’s only because I stopped watching him a LONG time ago but even then your doing your own thing completely
Hey man, just wanted to say that I think your content and how you tell some of these stories are really authentic and fun to watch. Please keep up the good work!
I was in the Marine Corps in Iraq and I was digging a trench to make bunkers. My buddy was out there with me on the ground and the siren went off that a mortar/rocket attack was incoming. We are out at this part of the base building a bunker specifically because it's too far away from other bunkers. So we have nowhere to go. We locked eyes, and I have no idea how, but with zero words we both agreed to get under the bulldozer I was operating. I slammed the blade into the deck, cut off the engine, leapt out of the thing, and went scrambling underneath the dozer. We were under there for like a second or two listening to the rounds impact the base and then we made eye contact. As soon as we did, we both burst into hysterical laughter. As each round hit, we laughed harder and harder. When it was over, we went back to work like it never happened. Now Marines are fucking psychos, so I'm not so sure it's good to be behaving in similar way, but at least you're not alone. ***Boring real reason: I studied what happens to the brain in combat(or any life and death crisis) and one of the things is you experience an extreme dopamine spike. Dopamine is what the most addictive drugs in the world elevate. So you were basically high as fuck during the confrontation. Then as soon as you knew you were safe, your body dumped a bunch more feel good biochemicals into you to reward you for surviving. Laughter is not an entirely uncommon response. Fun Fact: This dopamine spike is why people get addicted to War and other insanely dangerous behaviors.
this dude is like the uncle you meet once a year at charismas and he always tells story's about his past that lowkey, hit harder than any film ever made.
Laughing can be a common way to deal with intensely stressful situations. Especially if it involves harm. For me it happend when i was out with friends and a storm happened that could wipe us out, but we were still dying laughing.
I got robbed in 2017 and when I watched them drive away in my truck I started laughing. Mainly cause my gas light had just come on and he stole $20 from me as well. So basically he just kindly volunteered to go put gas in my truck for me
I was buying dmt 5 years ago in the back of a supermarket parking lot from a guy who called himself ninja who wanted to sell me his chemistry set and detections on how to make it and he was also leaving my part of the country to go to Cali all I can say is it was some good dmt 😂
4:25 I had this same exact thing happened to me once. I was bombing a hill on my skateboard by myself and didn’t expect to be going as fast as I was. Right at the bottom of the hill when I was going the fastest I lost balance and fell straight on my side. I think I blacked out because I only remember sliding down the rest of the hill. I was in so much pain so I sat a laid down on the curb. All of a sudden I start laughing so hard a started choking. I’m pretty sure I was laughing at the fact that I got bodied but at the moment I had no idea why I was.
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That shit's given me deja vu dog But yeah that's why you keep yourself armed dude No shit you ain't built for it. Lol jk and shit
25th like
I would laugh too
Everyone thinks they're Walter White until they're confronted with the possibility of being Walter Wiped off the face of the Earth
Wow (chefs kiss) what a perfect way to put it Jojo.
gawd dayum what a comment
Walter white wiped himself out 🤔
"Luckily Crime Is Always Hiring" 😅 So true
Probably the realest thing I've ever said
@@0ffendingeverybodytrue and funny. Pro tip no need for a supplier if you can grow it yourself.😂
@@gamingforever9121nope, you still need a supplier, but only once, and growing it yourself is another risk, but it is safer if you don’t know people
@@0ffendingeverybody Bluds like a rapper......... They are always snitching an themselves
I really don't understand how this man's stories keep getting crazier! XD
I've made a lot of poor decisions in my past MacNCheeseJayden. Which is great cause now I have content instead of just trauma
tik tok says your making your stories up
@@Immotamericanwho cares about tik tok dude
@@DopeTracksOnly fr
@@Immotamerican tiktok is shit filled wit brainrotted children who think they have an opinion
Bro that was a 420 IQ play. Thank republican Jesus that you are still alive😂
They can't get rid of me that easily Hans
Imagine du heißt ohne spaß hans💀💀💀💀
@@l2_linksklix hans get the flammenwerfer
Republican jesus💀
LOL hans ist so ein opfer name um ehrlich zu sein@@l2_linksklix
That adrenaline you get in a life threatening situation and the feeling after you've made it makes you feel alive. SO ALIVE. You're just happy to survive, that's worth a good laugh :D
It really gives you more of an appreciation for life doesn’t it?
Not gonna lie I just felt like saying I appreciate the way your channel takes influence from other story time channels while having the newer aesthetic associated with the newer ones. Reminds me of Swoozie but updated basically. Cheers.
Also I say significantly wilder stuff than most of the other channels. Swoozie is big time so he's gotten significantly more PG
@@0ffendingeverybody yoo you hit the nail on the head right there, I’d probs say you remind me of old swoozie and that’s only because I stopped watching him a LONG time ago but even then your doing your own thing completely
Hey man, just wanted to say that I think your content and how you tell some of these stories are really authentic and fun to watch. Please keep up the good work!
Appreciate it Laidz. Got more bangers coming soon
@@youthallstarsYO WHAT 😭🙏
Dude this is a grande informational video! I just got done with a call with a friend and this happened, talk about good timing
I'm always either right on time Energreen....or I'm running on CP time
I was in the Marine Corps in Iraq and I was digging a trench to make bunkers. My buddy was out there with me on the ground and the siren went off that a mortar/rocket attack was incoming. We are out at this part of the base building a bunker specifically because it's too far away from other bunkers. So we have nowhere to go. We locked eyes, and I have no idea how, but with zero words we both agreed to get under the bulldozer I was operating. I slammed the blade into the deck, cut off the engine, leapt out of the thing, and went scrambling underneath the dozer. We were under there for like a second or two listening to the rounds impact the base and then we made eye contact. As soon as we did, we both burst into hysterical laughter. As each round hit, we laughed harder and harder. When it was over, we went back to work like it never happened. Now Marines are fucking psychos, so I'm not so sure it's good to be behaving in similar way, but at least you're not alone.
***Boring real reason: I studied what happens to the brain in combat(or any life and death crisis) and one of the things is you experience an extreme dopamine spike. Dopamine is what the most addictive drugs in the world elevate. So you were basically high as fuck during the confrontation. Then as soon as you knew you were safe, your body dumped a bunch more feel good biochemicals into you to reward you for surviving. Laughter is not an entirely uncommon response.
Fun Fact: This dopamine spike is why people get addicted to War and other insanely dangerous behaviors.
Dude, I saw your comment and thought "why's it so long, no one is going to read the hole thing". Then I proceed to read the hole thing 😅
ive just been binging ur videos and this comes out?? amazing timing
Don't think just do BobTheButton. If you think this is wild your in for one hell of a surprise when you see my other vids
@@0ffendingeverybody just gonna say the outro definitely made me press the button
@@bestaround0 It's hhhhhard to say no
@@0ffendingeverybody 😏
The laughter after the adrenaline is a dopomeine spike
I knew this channel was destined for greatness the first time I saw it.
this dude is like the uncle you meet once a year at charismas and he always tells story's about his past that lowkey, hit harder than any film ever made.
Bro found a way to make a masterclass on how to sell drugs 💀
I rarely comment on videos, but man you are a legend, your content is just funny as shit
Appreciate it Maximillian. Got more bangers coming soon
Damn bro you the real one for responding to as many comments as possible thats the type of shit thats gonna keep you relevant and your pockets fat
Bro almost got turned into walter white lmfaooo 💀
😂😂this dude never misses
I bang on all cylinders Vile Doodles
Another banger. I guess your lucky u made a 1000 IQ play bc most ppl wouldn’t have.
You always gotta plan ahead Issac
His stories get more insane each time
Glad you made it out safe and love the channel. Found it just a week ago and hooked. Your style reminds me of Dick Figures
Every time I see an upload I already know some shenanigans are about to be exposed. Keep it up dude
I like to keep peeps hungry for more T0xicStatic
4:27 oah yeah mate thats the big balls laugh.
Is that what it is? I call it my crazy laugh because it makes NO SENSE why it's fucking happening!!! LMFAO
Laughing can be a common way to deal with intensely stressful situations. Especially if it involves harm.
For me it happend when i was out with friends and a storm happened that could wipe us out, but we were still dying laughing.
I got robbed in 2017 and when I watched them drive away in my truck I started laughing. Mainly cause my gas light had just come on and he stole $20 from me as well. So basically he just kindly volunteered to go put gas in my truck for me
Did you get your truck back?
damn he scraped the wall once and his 3 series turned into an a5
He has the best character design by far
bro keep up the great work 🙌
Appreciate it Gabriele. Got more bangers coming soon
Love that he admits to a literal crime
love u bro
Appreciate you Xen
ngl I would not have been that smart about that drug deal 😮💨😭
"dont tell anyone who dosnt need to know" he says publicly on youtube
Honestly this was such a smart move
I love the vids bro you deserve more subscribers
Bro drank the max charisma potion
Congrats for you to make it out without getting problems.
Wtf bro 😢 this is why people can't get money cuz nobody wants to team up
Bro said,'Bragging gets you caught' while basically bragging about it😂
bro 2 mins in and this shit funny af, good work
Damn, i have two kids and a cooking job with no aspirations 🤣🤣
"dont tell anyone that dosent. Need. To. know."
* Proceeds to post it on youtube *
The longbeachgriffy of sketch vids im loving it
I used to sell coke...it's not worth it.
My dad did… got arrested for 17 years twice. Def isn’t worth it, but he only served half each sentence bc half was on probation
bro is smart af
Bro gave a whole tutorial on how to drug deal😂
Laughing after something like that is a form of shock where your body makes you laugh (I don't even know a doctor by name)
How does this guy not have million subs?
I know right
Fbi - " dont mind me just watching "
dalm you a gangster XD
Gangster > Man whos made poor decisions
I was buying dmt 5 years ago in the back of a supermarket parking lot from a guy who called himself ninja who wanted to sell me his chemistry set and detections on how to make it and he was also leaving my part of the country to go to Cali all I can say is it was some good dmt 😂
Ngl what a great way of thinking by chatting you friend the plate number why didnt i ever think of that
you smart asf for that one lmao
4:23 I like to call that the laugh of survival basically laughing after a really life or death situation.
Don't forget rule 7, have something (non lethal) to defend yourself incase that would happen like peppers pray or a taser
Bro activated gear 5 thas what 4:26
At 4:27 you start breaking bad laughing
Blud broke his own rule 0:51
You probably started to laugh since thats what your brain does when it doesnt know what the fuck is happening.
Had similar situation once the difference was that he had a gun
I'll consider myself lucky then Walnut
@@0ffendingeverybody not really he wasn't that aggressive but still
your outro reminds me of rick and morty
no idea why
"Tell no one", then proceeds to upload a whole video
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Got scared cause the bmw you used looks exactly like mine but then remembered I’m not a drug dealer
Bro you're relatable 😅
More of these videos please
Bro became walter white 💀
when a normal person tries to sell )))
0:40 thats not gonna work. dogs can smell it.
Bro admitted to doing a crime💀
Crimes*
I got shanked once. That's how i got circumcised
"Uhh, flower vase??"
Bros life is a movie
This will be fun to see in court.
Did you max your charisma stat cause bro you talk yourself out of most situations and have the best comebacks to fuck with people 😂
enjoy your content just wanna know your home's location love DEA Control Bureau
How tf you've never been to prison bro💀
stickman you had the crazy life eva
That’s my Beamer 😅
Calling 911 be ready
🤓
Taking notes boss🔥🔥
4:30 funniest
A thing breaking bad teachers you is dont deal with crack heads
😂😂😂 we know this is not true, but nice video
Great video but come one.. Biggie said it first, don't get high on your own supply :) Love your shit dude,
Selling pot is for children
cratulation to 1 mn subs🎉🎉🎉🎉
You laughed because you knew you was right, :)
Woah I’m early
hence why u keep a gun
Where you went wrong was not having a runner who can deal with that sort of thing for you.
ain't no way bro😅
4:25 I had this same exact thing happened to me once. I was bombing a hill on my skateboard by myself and didn’t expect to be going as fast as I was. Right at the bottom of the hill when I was going the fastest I lost balance and fell straight on my side. I think I blacked out because I only remember sliding down the rest of the hill. I was in so much pain so I sat a laid down on the curb. All of a sudden I start laughing so hard a started choking. I’m pretty sure I was laughing at the fact that I got bodied but at the moment I had no idea why I was.
bro turned around and changed bmw for audi
Don't tell anyone you don't need to (proceeds to tell 285k people)
Should’ve hit up my friend Walter he lives in Albuquerque
Be risky to cross state lines Yungdogo
Bro might be a little to smart
Did you just admit to selling weed
Your lawyer probably hate you
this is a good vid