I had a similar situation. I was 23,he was 32. We had two kids. He cheated with and moved in with a 15 y.o. with her family's permission. I also called CPS on all of them.
My first boyfriend was the absolute worst. (Left me in dangerous situations, was always critical of my appearance, cheated on me at a party whilst I was downstairs etc.) When I finally broke up with him, he hit me in the face. I totally walked away and vowed never to speak or see him ever again. Flash forward about 7 years and on a night out we bump into each other. Without sounding vain, I'd had a serious glow up (close to 100lb weight loss). He immediately started trying to flirt by saying "wow you've actually lost all that weight you look amazing". He then started to brag about being an "actor down in London" I said (trying to be polite) "wow you must be doing so well since it's so expensive to live there" he then told me he was "actually I'm between gigs and staying with friends" so I replied "so you're jobless and sofa surfing. FAB" He looked really pissed as he had some girls with him he had obviously been exaggerating too all evening. He then got defensive by asking me "well what have you done then?" My response "I've got a fantastic stable career in healthcare, become an ambassador for multiple charities, my own home and oh, a boyfriend that has never and will never hit me'. He left the bar alone and embarrassed and ive never felt more smug in my life.
After I found out he was cheating and I broke up with him I gave his ex wife a pay stub he left behind and she used it to double his child support payments.
Had a teacher in the textiles class tell me "A poor workman blames his tools" every damn time I said something was wrong with this particular sewing machine. Anyway about 2 weeks later she personally is on that machine after another student says she's struggling. The motor in the thing makes a huge bang. The machine is fucked. The bit inside that controls the needle positioning has idk, exploded? and needle positioning shifting is what I constantly complained about. There's catastrophic damage inside the shell of the sewing machine. Teacher is freaking out and says something along the lines of "Stupid machine!" And I got to walk behind her and say "A poor workman blames his tools." And she never fucking spoke to me again if she could avoid it. You've got this grown late middle aged woman avoiding 15 year old me like the plague. To note, I was very quiet in school, never made a fuss, bullied all the time, but was a seething ball of chaos, rage, and spite inside, which would reveal itself without warning, however always in such a way that people would never believe someone if they claimed I'd behaved unusually, and that went for teachers too.
My ex got in a car accident and when he told his father he hadn't been able to avoid it, his dad said "unless it falls out of the sky, you can avoid it". A week later, my father-in-law got in an accident and I couldn't help but say "I hear it was raining cars".
I signed my ex up for Scientology a couple of months after he left me. They never stop calling even if you change your phone number and will keep sending you pamphlets even if you change your address. Sent it to his parents house too for raising such a twat. and yes it wAs 100% deserved. I still feel proud of that tbh
when i was in the navy, my buddy cheated on his gf, and she found out. we were sent on training for a week. she packed her things to leave. but before she left, she dialed overseas to a recorded message, and left the phone on the table. he got home to an empty apartment, and a $12,000.00 phone bill.
This was actually a friend who was divorcing a total d-bag. To let you know how bad he was she willing signed over the house, the “good” car and anything else of value just to get rid of him. The day she moved out though she took every light bulb and battery out of the house before she left. Everything from the chandeliers to the bulb inside of the refrigerator plus everything that has a battery no matter how big or small. Would have loved to see him groping his way through the house when he got home that night!
I was stuck with him as a roommate after he cheated and we broke up. He was on the lease and wouldn't move out. So one night he attacked me (in front of witnesses) after an argument. Hence, the next morning I had his eviction notice served to him by the sheriff at his workplace. There was a domestic violence clause in the lease. So he got booted! I've always had 3 rules in any love relationship... Don't beat on me. Don't cheat on me. Don't lie to me. He broke all three. Damn right I had his ass evicted!
@@yogaflame4128 we were together for 2 years before we moved in together and even though I was technically the lessee, the landlord insisted she put him on as an occupant which gave him certain rights.
@@leesteal4458 I don't know your circumstances, Lee. So I can't speak to the man. But the fact that you know you're a better man that his rebound should give you the fuel to one day find that someone you deserve and don't settle for less just to alleviate loneliness. It takes much more strength to wait. Take the time to be with yourself for a while. Learn to enjoy your own company. Do for yourself, Lee and to hell with anyone else for now! When he's in the john talking to his new "for now" man you need to get the heck out that house and go do something that makes you happy!
Here in Aus, a girl broke up with a guy and the guy put flyers everywhere in my area with the ad: "Do your best impersonation of Chewbacca and you are in for a price" or something of the sort, and he put his ex's number and everyone was calling her and making Chewbacca's sounds 😂 😂😂 It was even in the media
My petty breakup story was 23 years ago, and actually helped him. - I helped my boyfriend get a job at the hospital where I was working. He kept showing up at my desk, and in short order, lost his job. He continued to showing up at my desk, or calling, in a bad state. The last call I received, he was calling to "say goodbye." I was torn between frustration and concern, so I called the police to perform a wellness check; the calls, and drop-ins, stopped. I was relieved, but felt terrible it had come to this, because he was a good person. A few days later, I received a call from his sister, who hated that we were dating, thanking me, because he had been involuntarily committed and was receiving the help he desperately needed. 😳 Honestly, I feel grateful for having chosen a response that helped him.
Atema Thank you for thinking that; I do have to say the petty part was I was desperate for him to stop. The fortunate part was he actually needed the help.
My brother whom I was closest to gave me advice many years ago when I started dating..."Always walk away from a breakup with your head held high and know your self worth" Best advice ever. He passed away suddenly years back and I sure miss him.
My boyfriend cheated with a girl in high school. She knew he was my boyfriend and rubbed it in my face. In English class I noticed a file cabinet that had all the students assignments in and the teacher told us that the folder would make up 40% of our grade. I waited until the end of school year and stole her entire folder....
Haha, true. My ex fiance broke it off with me to marry the woman he was cheating on me with instead. Dodged a bullet for sure. They got divorced after a couple of years. My guess is one or the other cheated. 🤷♀️
@@Tamara-ju3lh Yes!, and thank you!! The other person didn't cheat, the BF/GF/H/W etc cheated. (It's not just women either the story about the security guard in this video...)
while i was angrily moving out and gathering my things from the kitchen, i stole her handwritten recipe for spicy indian curry that was our favorite home cookied meal. she didnt deserve it 😂😂
Okay but that guy sleeping with her entire friend group, desperately trying to get his gf to find out, is FUCKING hilarious. Like, that belongs on a show.
He broke up the day before rent was due. Took most of his stuff, but he left a box of collectable cards which I sold and paid the rent. And then I told his ex wife where to find him to get the child support he owed.
Never date a guy who is not paying the support of his own child( unless is a case like he didn't want to have that child and gave up his legal rights as parent)
A friend of mine was dating someone who was in the US illegally (visa expired). They had been together for years. It eventually became a long distance relationship because he moved closer to family for work. I’m pretty sure he was using her because he wanted to marry her to get “papers” and every time he got a ticket he would call her so she could pay for them then go MIA again. She found out he was staying with another woman and posting pictures with her. When she confronted him about it he told her if she really loves him she would wait for him and give him the chance to see how things go with this woman. She called immigration on him.
While we were dating, I would hang out in his room and he would completely ignore me while he played video games for hours. So his roommate would talk to me and we became pretty good friends. Now, after I dumped him, I'm dating his roommate. It's his own fault really 🤷♀️
Lol, i know a couple who started the same way. She was dating this guy who constantly ignored her, and the guy's bestfriend was the one actually talking with her all the time, and now she is with the bestfriend.
Good on you for dumping the tool first. Even though he's a loser, even losers don't necessarily deserve to be cheated on. No, best to tell the truth and drop them, and THEN start dating their best friend who grew up whilst they played video games! :p
I told my ex boyfriend who betrayed me about 30 times and blamed it on me, that I got tested and that it said that I'm HIV positive and that he should get tested too. He's very afraid of needles. I'm healthy.
My best revenge was as my mom put it, “Putting my cat boots on” (aka Catwoman suit metaphorically) and getting an awesome haircut, red bottoms, making myself look hot on purpose and looking happy. He ended up asking me back lol Men HATE it when you don’t wallow after a breakup and they find it insanely intriguing to see you happy and looking like a snack.
The sewing to the bottom of the curtains with raw tuna story was very similar to a story about an older woman who was being forced out by her then-husband and new wife. So, to eventually get this family house back, the first wife had put shrimp shells into the curtain rods to “smell them out” after the husband and new wife spent months trying to figure out where the nasty smell was coming from. They’d paid thousands of dollars to have the place cleaned but nothing would get the old fish smell out of the house. Eventually the first wife moved back in, washed out the curtain rods without telling the ex-husband, and “magically” the smell went away.
I heard a different ending to that story. What I heard is that her plan *was* to simply clean out the curtain rod after he left, but he ended up taking the curtain rod (and by extension, the stench) with him when he moved out.
My friends husband cheated on her with a florist. She moved out and as a parting gift she sprinkles flowers seeds and watered them all over his carpets in every room . Funny thing was he had gone away for 3 weeks with work so he got a lovely surprise on returning 😂😂😂
The pettiest thing I did after a breakup was demand a pan I had left at his place. He didn't want to give me the pan. I spammed him via email, texts and phone calls about that damn pan. Long story, this story became like #pangate to my friends and kept them entertained and I still did not get the pan back! Then again, it was from France. I want my pan back. Still being petty writing about this 10 years later in a comments' section on UA-cam! 🤣🤣🤣😅
@@Sleipnirseight Exactly! I have an actual handmade iron pan that is older than myself from my mum. If anyone took it from me there'd be hell to pay. It's not just an awesome pan with a natural anti-stick surface that cooks my food stupid evenly... it's also my mum's gift to me for living in my first own flat. I reaaally wouldn't want to be whoever has the guts to take it...
It's not petty, but I'm happily married to a wonderful kind man, we have two beautiful kids, and are financially stable. Just found out from my sister that my ex is her neighbor, he still doesn't have a job, and is living off his girlfriend. Turns out the jerk hasn't changed a bit. Building a happy life with the love of your life is the best revenge.
When I was younger and was upset about being dumped for really no good reason. In the club all of these men (the ones I wasn't interested in and wouldn't leave me alone) would hit on me so I gave my exe's phone number and ask them to call me at 3:00 a.m. talking very sexy and asking for me. Needless to say I know my worth and dealt with two birds with one stone :)
My ex has gone through many periods of refollowing me and messaging me on social media over the years AFTER HE DUMPED ME A WEEK BEFORE VALENTINES DAY! During one period a few years back I had posted a really nice makeup selfie on Snap, lashes brows the whole nine yards. He hit me up asking me how I was doing and asking me about seeing a movie with him. I said I would have to let him know in the morning as I was headed out to a party. He got real quiet for a while. To this day he doesn't know the party I was going to was my niece's 1st birthday party.
I moved to another town for my boyfriend eons ago. When I got there, he found someone to replace me, letting me move all the way down there. He then tried to reconcil, but I prefered his roommate instead.
I was in an abusive relationship for 5 years, I eventually got out. Fast forward 10 years later I'm remarried we go to buy a property that had tenants. We decided upon buying to not continue to rent to the family inside the rental. We weren't ready for tenants. After our property manager gave them the notice (60 day) our rental was clear. Turns out it was my ex and his girlfriends family....
I guess you can call me petty! Back in 2003 I had to claim bankruptcy because my ex-wife wouldn't pay her ½ of our bills. When in BK Court, the Commissioner asked if I had anything else to add... SO, I gave him her current address, phone, social security number, drivers license number and job location! Everyone in the Court Room was chuckling as he gladly wrote it all down 🤓
Woman found out his "business weekend away" was with another woman, different kind of business. She entered his high rise (because, she was his girlfriend of two years or so, right?); high priced unit, threw grass seed everywhere, on everything, even the top of the pelmets on the windows, bed, living room leather couch, you name it, and set off the sprinklers. Locked up again. Nice hot weekend he had away; came home to about two inches of couch grass all over his formerly pristine white carpet. And everything. She wins.
@@Kayenne54 Hi. If I remember rightly, it was a long time ago, the chap was going to be away for about a week and gave a key to his girlfriend so that she could water his plants and feed his fish while he was away, which she was happy to do. After he had been gone a couple of days she found out that he was actually on holiday with another girl but being true to her word she diligently went to his place every day to feed his fish and water the plants. However, she also watered the carpeting after sowing grass seed over it and continued to lavish care on that, too, untill the day he was due to return leaving his key as instructed. I don't think the care went as far as mowing but who knows? 🤣
During my divorce after 18 years he cheated while i was in liver failure, when i moved out ,i put a frozen Rat behind the fridge, i figured a Rat deserved a Rat,,!!!!
DUDE! My best friend told her ex that she had chlamydia, so he'd have to go get tested (his urethra swabbed). She didn't have it. Just wanted him to sweat and suffer. Lol
Not me but this happened literally this week: Younger sister's boyfriend was discovered to have been stealing hundreds of dollars from my older sister (both sisters live in the same apartment and the boyfriend had been staying over during covid lockdown). So, younger sis beat the sh!t out of him(she was so mad because he hadn't even been paying any utilities or contributing to anything financially the entire time) then they made him call his entire family; parents, siblings, grandparents, cousins.. everybody he's related to, and stood there as he confessed his sins to everyone one by one over the phone. If he didn't, they were gonna call the cops. Now, his family has agreed to pay 5x what he stole in the first place. lmao.
I was with this guy for two years in highschool (he was extremely abusive in multiple ways and almost seven years later still go to therapy every week for the CPTSD and night terrors I got from the experience this guy SUCKS) and the cherry on top is that he dumped me on our anniversary for the girl he was pining over the whole time we were together. Anyway not long after that I started to process all the awful things that had been happening to me and I spilled it all to our shared friend group (who immediately cut him off). That wasn't enough for me given that I'm a very petty, spiteful little wretch when the situation calls for it, so I told them everything I had on him and I mean EVERYTHING. My favorite example are the tales of MULTIPLE occasions in which this freak (for lack of more PG wording) ejected his boy juice into his beverage and then KEPT DRINKING IT. That's only the beginning of the tales I could tell to you friends and oh how this knowledge spread. It spread far and wide folks. Our highschool is not a small one. Our graduating class had 300+ people and ours wasn't even the biggest grade size. Do you know how many people heard tell of this creep's habits? It warms my cold dead heart just thinking about it. It all worked out in the end because I'm now married to one of the people in the shared friend group (who is so awesome and understanding!!!!!!!!) I'm very happy with my life now
Charlotte, I'm like you. I want to just move on, no harm done. I'm super serious here. All of my exes contact me. I don't contact them, except to respond. I let life flow--- no harm done, and it's all a good lesson for next time. As far as I'm concerned, they're all getting out of the way for the real one. Y'ah mean?
@Trisha Murray so apparently, their boyfriend was cheating on her and dating a married woman. So she told the lady's husband that she has dating and cheating on him with her boyfriend
@T. Unique @The Wolf Twins Or just keep it simple. "I had a boyfriend. He had another girlfriend who was married. I told the GF's husband". But @ Serena Norris said it beautifully.
My husband and I divorced after 7 years and 2 kids later. He never sent child support or saw them. One day the CRA called looking for him. I said if they find him, let me know because he owes 15 years of child support to me. I said well how much does he owe you guys. $95000!! I gave them his number lol
Ten years on from when my ex cheated on me, and I am with an amazing woman who helped me with my career, is my best friend and drinking buddy. My revenge is a nice house and my own business. Life is good.
We broke up on a sunday. On monday he slept with another woman. No condom of course because they're "not comfortable and she is taking the pill". Well....she got pregnant. Twins. Didn't want a relationship with him, so he is just paying for the next 25 years. Karma took revenge for me, no need that I got involved 💁🏼♀️🥰
Yeah, I've heard about men having to pay child support beyond age 18 if the kids go to college right out of high school but even then it's usually only to age 21. And sometimes support is ordered to continue until after high school graduation if kids turn 18 during that school year. But 25 years makes zero sense. Where did this happen?
I had a big arguement with my husband once. I make a delicious bolognese sauce. I was tired out after working all day, so I cheated and used a bottled sauce. He said it tasted like dog food and not eating that crap, ya dah ya dah ya, etc etc etc... so the next day I made a pie with pedigree chum canned dog food. He said it was lovely and had seconds.
@andy reu Dog food is not poison. You can eat it. Before new dog food is given to dogs, they make humans eat it and try it out. They do this to find out if there's any problems with the ingredients and to make sure dogs aren't hurt. They pay people a lot to do this. Search it up if you don't believe me and want to know more.
@andy reu no, thank you. You do it. It's just a fact that I brought up because someone was concerned that he was eating poison. Pretty sure @tiredmummy knew that, too, and hence did it.
My youngest brother invited his ex girlfriend to his wedding. His wife did the same thing. Odly enough their exes came. That was just weird and awkward to me.
Depends on their reasoning for the invite! If it was intentionally to piss the ex off or because you truly are friends with them still on a level that you arent being petty.
My husband's ex came to our wedding. And then a few years later we went to her wedding lol we still talk to them fairly regularly. I guess it depends on the reason for breaking up.. they broke up bc they both just weren't into it, it was more of a convenience than anything, but for instance my last ex cheated, and he can eat sht lol like I'm sure af not paying $100 a plate for that mfer..
Wasn’t really being petty they started it so I finished it by going in their pantry closet and took off all of the labels on the cans ..... is it veggies or is it fruit or is it sloppy joe mix 😈
I was dating a guy about 2 years ago and I was also helping him with his research paper/thesis, was MARRIED and he never told that to me and his wife was pregnant so instead of bothering his wife I completed and gave away his research paper to someone else and it felt awesome! 😊
My ex called me to hook up after being an ass on the break up. I blocked him everywhere so he found me in linked in. I encouraged him a little then send the conversation to his new girl. That'll teach him.
If it's LinkedIn. I think I'd rather send it to his boss. lol. The truth is that if he contacted you for a hookup when he has a new girl already, then I don't see that he'd feel bad about losing the new girl. But people do care about their job and paychecks.
I took everything including the sheets and pillows while he was in Vegas. I owned everything. He came home to a tv and a couch. No towels, dishes, food. He had nothing
I moved my three children to another state after selling everything I owned to be with a man I met on a work trip and long story short-he didn't come home one night in December, because he was in the hospital. With his wife. Delivering his daughter. My Truck was in his name, so I drove it to their house (we had an apartment) and parked it in front of the garage doors so both bays were blocked and locked it up and threw both the keys into the river. 🙅🏽♀️🎤👋🏼
Okay but like the wife and child were innocent. I hope nothing happened to her due to the stress of all that especially since she just delivered. He however can burn in hell. Who does that to their family and innocents
My ex cheated on me for months without me noticing (I studied away from home and for family issues had to come home every weekend for a month). Having everything sorted out, I went back to college and broke up with him that same day after a stupid fight. After I told my friends, they asked me to please not take him back THIS TIME (I had broken up with him several times before) because he had been going out with one girl, PDA-ing all over town. Nevertheless, that same night, he came to our house to ask me to take him back, which I responded (with the enthusiastic help of my friends) by throwing out of my bedroom's window (second floor) every single gift he gave me during the 2+ years we had been together. I ignored his calls and his visits and kept doing this for a while until my roommate asked me to please listen to him so he would stop calling and visiting. After an exhausting conversation he "settled" to remain "friends". One night my new "friend" came to my house to tell me he wasn't in love with his new girlfriend (yup, the same girl which he had cheated on me with) and that he had been going out with another girl, but didn't know which girl to choose. The next day we crossed paths at campus and both came to say hi (holding hands). After that, I asked her (using the most innocent voice and acting like I was asking out of curiosity) how could she manage to be on a relationship with a cheater. Then I said: "Oh, BTW, I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about YOU and the girl he has been cheating with on YOU". I even gave her the other girl's name. I swear it felt SOOOOOO good!!!
My husband is an avid hunter and takes much care in keeping his hunting clothes "scent free", ie, uses scent free soap, stores them in airtight totes. He knows that my jeans and sweaters don't go in the dryer. Not that he does the wash, but occasionally will switch it for me. After about the third time when my sweaters were either shrunk or stretched out beyond repair from him throwing them in the dryer, I put several dryer sheets in his totes with his hunting clothes. Hunting season starts in 8 days. I suspect he will find out what I did pretty soon
Well. He cheated on me, called me toxic and went with the girl he cheated on me with. But welp his sister was cuter. So i took her on sum dates and after 2 months of dating she introduced me to their parents and they loved me. His face was priceless. Rn we been together for almost 2 years and im the happiest, while that girl cheated on him and left him with a bby. Life is great
After a breakup, he "wanted to leave me something from him" -he'd suggested right about everything, including the wooden box I custom decorated to look like a chest for his birthday (and that was after the attitude he took when I told him we were breaking up and he had to leave, he was like "I'll leave you the couch" as if he was doing me a fucking favor and I had to remind him : he had no power over the couch. This is my parents' couch.) -so anyway, he departed with almost all the furniture. Oh you want me to remember you so bad ? Well I want nothing that has touched you if you can leave with it. I WILL forget about your entire existence. (unfortunately sometimes I still remember him) I was left with the landlord's furniture (fridge + one shelf), the couch and two kitchen storage pieces of furniture. I made him leave with all the shelves, the table, the chairs, the bedside table, random bullshit furniture, everything. I would have made him leave with the dishes but he wouldn't (I ended up selling them). In hindsight, I should have asked him to leave me the super expensive tabletop rpg bestiary book I got him. I miss it.
My best friend's ex had cheated several times. So when she finally dumped him and he moved in with his new gf after just a few days, we sent him all kinds of stuff. Like a free subscription to magazines for old people, free merch from his rival soccer cluv, free samples of stuff like adult diapers and std flyers and that kinda stuff. Nothing too bad but we had fun with it haha
My exes cheated on me, was constantly nagging at me about my appearance, basically forced me to go to the gym and diet... I found someone new so kind and loving. My ex tried to come back but I rejected him. And my new guy? Been together 10 years, married and two beautiful boys. My ex now? Alone, moved to the other side of the country and became an alcoholic. Karma took care of it.
About 25 years ago when you could actually do this and get away with it: Called the electric company, pretending I was his wife and cancelled his service. He had me in the dark about carrying on with his ex girlfriend for 2 years ... So, I returned the favor. Well, I was young, stupid, and hurt. I wouldn't condone that kind ofstuff now that I am a mature adult.
Also- I lived for like a month with a guy and he kicked me out to bring his ex back. My child and me!!! So my mom came to get me, and she showed me a true crazy b*tch. She took the hamburger out the freezer and put in heater vents, all over the house. Cranked the heat as high as it’d go. Brushed the toilet with his toothbrush, mixed up all his shower stuff with cleaning supplies, and the exes curling iron was still there, she bent the metal clasp that closes on your hair backward so it was never used again. Hmm… I never heard from him again. He just tried to friend me on FB. This has been like 17 years ago. Wonder how long it took him to find the (surely cooked by then) hamburger.
Found out my ex boyfriend was cheating on me while we were living together so I packed his shit into trash bags, put her address into google maps n showed up. He didn’t believe I was there when I texted him until he heard me blaring the car horn. So when he finally came outside I was throwing the bags onto her lawn. They weren’t tied & I must’ve ripped em when pulling em outta trunk bc his stuff went everywhere. He’s yelling at me, she’s yelling at him that I gotta go n so does his stuff annnnnd that’s when her fiancé (whom she’d been w for about 8yrs) pulled up & started yelling at her. I had all the texts and FB conversations printed out already so I just handed em to him said sorry n left. 🤣🤣🤣 After a bit he started contacting me, asking me to either take him back or come over for sex or whatever. He was now living w the other girl too. So again I saved all the msgs. She calls me flipping that I was pathetic for still calling & trying to see a guy who clearly doesn’t want any part of me. I could hear him in the background yelling that I was the one always trying to call him & whatever. I asked her if she had an email address n when she gave it to me I sent her all the conversations. Told her if she could do that to me after 2yrs n everything I did for him(there was ALOT) then he could n probably would do same to her. They ended up staying together though. But fast forward 6yrs to now n he had cheated on her so many times, he even had a baby behind her back. I just happened to learn this information by accident too. Then outta nowhere he contacted me saying he misses me. He also contacted my now husband & was trying to fight him n everything else. So I sent the info i had about his secret baby to her email. 👌. Wasn’t gonna I could care less about him. Until he got involved in my relationship. Or tried to ruin it. It didn’t work. It actually completely back fired on em. Oh well. I don’t feel bad at all. But yes, it’s EXTREMELY petty I know. But I’m good w that after everything he put me through 🤣🤣
The tuna in the curtains is genius! I would be more worried about the maggots that would be drawn instead of ants.... My petty revenge against my ex always makes people lose it....My ex was one of those who loves to beat up his girlfriends. He was starting to experiment with his sexuality and had started using beads of a silicone variety (that you insert inside). Being a guy, that was something he didn't want anyone knowing. So after I escaped him, I left a shoe box on his front porch, in front of the door. I had put his *toys* in it and left a note on the outside of the box that said, "These accidentally got mixed into my stuff when I left. I thought you'd want these back. Have fun!" Did I mention he lived at home with his mom? Btw, ths is the same ex who's mom came to my wedding and told my hubby she was glad I finally found someone worthy of me! 😂🤣
Not me but a friend: he cheated and moved in with new girlfriend (breaking up her marriage too). Kids on both sides didn't want anything to do with them for a long time. (Parents pushed a little to get back in contact). My friend lost weight, got healthy, redecorated their old family home which she got in the divorce and he had to pay for (didn't do it ofc). Her kids flourished, they were finally able to be themselves. Got a great new boyfriend after about a year or so. And him? After about 6 months of living together, they broke up and he came back to my friend saying he made a mistake and he misses her, blah blah blah. She shut the door in his face and never looked back. Last I heard he was renting a tiny apartment and still alone. Best revenge ever. Karma got him.
That tuna in the curtains story is really similar to what an old friend of mine did to her ex after he cheated. She bought anchovies and stuffed them in crevasses in his car - in the seats, under cushions, etc., and also smushed some in the vents lol
Idk if it's "petty" and also not revenge lol but for about a year after me and my ex broke up cause he cheated anytime a guy I wasn't interested in asked for my number I would give them his number
@@fuzzy_wuzzy45 Maybe but to be fair I never did it to a guy that was nice. It was always the one who immediately made sexual comments and when I would say no thank you they would follow me around saying gross things until I gave them "my" number
I waited 2 years after I moved to re-file for child support arrears. My daughter is almost 26 and he made his final payment in Sept 2020. The only reason for being paid up in Sept, was i goth his "stimulous" check. 😀
Pettiest thing I’ve done in a break up: after he told me I was too prudish because I won’t stay over at his home to mope for a whole day doing nothing (seriously, he didn’t want to watch, listen or do anything. Just sit for 5 hours) and for the fact I wasn’t ready to “move our relationship to the next step”, I told his very conservative mother exactly where he hide his bdsm p in his room.
@@marianney7644 yes it was . Thought it was really petty on his part to tell them considering later he even admitted he had cheated earlier in the relationship.
@@stephencotton4951 Wowzeers. Its epic revenge, it's a "screw you" that will have immense ripple effects in her life and impact her relationship with her parents. But considering he cheated first it was a bit rich. Don't get on his bad side 😬 lol!
@@marianney7644 and even so, i still would 't do something like that. Yes, cheating is horrible, but with extremely religious parents you never know how bad their reaction to info like that could be. They could have even beat her up for that. There is being petty , and there is putting the other person in a potential real danger.
Guy cheated on me with my best friend and eventually came around wanting a book of short stories he'd lent me back. I played dumb, but also donated it to another friend of mine. Oopsie.
Petty/revenge was I broke up with him because he was becoming abusive and controlling. He threatened me then try to get me fired from my job and blacklisted from my volunteer position. I instead got him banned from the mall he liked to visit, fired from his job (child protection), and blacklisted from the same volunteer group I was in (we met through the volunteer group).
Loved this and the champagne bottle story, more please!! My husband (when we were 21), left me on Valentines Day for someone else. I had no job and was 4 months pregnant with my son. LOTS of drama ensued, however the one thing I did to get back at him was sleep with his best friend a few years later, after we were divorced and he found out (only know because he called screaming at me about it once). Needless to say he divorced the woman he left me for shortly after their marriage and never really got his $hit together. I was able to complete school with a Bachelor’s degree and 2 Masters degrees and myself and my son are doing well. I was able to forgive him as well (my ex husband) before he sadly passed away.
I just hated going through break ups so much I couldn't put in the time for revenge stuff..but I do get a lot of laughs out of hearing these stories! At this point I've been divorced for 10 yrs and haven't had a boyfriend for 5. Honestly, I'm too damn lazy to deal with all the drama!
I’ve never had an acrimonious break-up either, but I got over to a friend’s house one day and she just after she kicked her husband out. She found out… 1) He lost his job 3 months before because he would leave work for lunch and sometimes not come back that day because… 2) He had met someone in a bar, got her pregnant, and now had a 6 month old son to support. But if he lost his job, where was he getting money??? Perhaps… 3) Friend checked her accounts. The “emergency savings account” was empty. $20,000. A neighbor and I helped her pile all his stuff in the driveway, then the friend called her husband, told him where his things were, and suggested he’d better hurry since the weather forecast was thunder storms.
When my first boyfriend cheated on me with his ex after two years in the relationship which he told me not to worry about (he seems to be such a good guy, smart, caring, sweet, goofy and all so I was obviously heart broken,had trust issues and traumatized after that) , I decided to marinate his clothes in liquid glue mixed with glitters, eggs (including the shells) and permanent black ink. Stole his car, sprayed "cheating ass bastard" on it and pour the whole bucket of clothes mixed with glue and stuff in his car. Not all of this was my idea, my whole friends that knew were into it. Some people said I went too far and petty af but idgaf. He better be traumatized so his future gf or whatever will not experience what I went through.
Yaas for a part 2. I had a reasonably civil break up with an ex I lived with. I moved out, agreed to pay 2 months extra rent so he could have some time after the split, as it was my choice. He moved another girl in, didn't charge her and left me in over £1000 debt as he kept my name on the lease. I started dating one of his best friends who had been after me since we split. I no longer felt guilty.
I dated my Ex many years back , I was naive and was absolutely in love with him . During out initial dating period , we were spending our weekend in a hotel like a staycation type of thing . The day was romantic and nice and in the evening we were just in the room and just chilling and talking. We were browsing through our social media and he was going through my Instagram . He then saw a 2 year old pic of me with my school friends (guy friends) at a bar ( I was in the middle and they were on either side ) ( reminder , this picture was way before I even met him and they were my school friends) . Out of nowhere he started abusing me like how dare I dress up like that and stand so close to other guys and started throwing a fit . I was like he is joking so didn’t pay much attention at first . I had already almost started to sleep in the bed by then . But no he was serious! He then started yelling and screaming and smashed the glass table that was there and then he literally pulled my blanket and threw it on the floor and came almost an inch close to my face threatening me !! That was it !! I lost it ! I am not scared of any Tom dick harry for that matter so this really made me livid ! I took out my wedges and started beating him up too , he was shocked because he thought he had scared me and he underestimated me and he got calmer then but I was so mad I packed my stuff and left him there after my Uber came in the middle of the night ( it was around 2 am ) . I had his car keys in my bag so when I left I took his keys with me and on my way back home I threw his keys somewhere on the highway 😂😂😂 . He kept calling me to ask for his keys but I didn’t answer. 🤣🤣🤣 his home was 50 kms away from the hotel . P.S he texted me 3 days later and apologised for his behaviour and told me he had to call his Dad in the middle of the night for the spare keys 😂😅 his Dad had to come and rescue him so it was pretty embarrassing for him . He learnt his lesson .
My ex had a mean side which I had never seen in the 16 years we were together but which kicked in on the very day she cheated on me and threw it in my face. I tried to get answers but just got venemous hatred, blame etc. I went NC for a while, suddenly realised I had to drop the assumptions I'd built up over our time together and assess afresh and _now_ it made sense. I got back in touch, got a fresh tsunami of remarks that used to hurt but now were just funny and I said so, said why and quoted examples of what she'd said and done to back up my points, often including the same message. This, of course, led to another attack and another laugh. I played Bingo with the narcissist's prayer (I think I got 2 full houses in 4 short messages). For some reason, no matter what gymnastics were required, she _needed_ me to be in the wrong - "Grrr, no I'm not" was like oxygen to her, "Don't be silly" was something she just couldn't handle.
I found out my ex girlfriend cheated on me after I proposed to her, with her sisters boyfriend, her sister ratted her out. I took all her stuff, made a nice pile in the backyard and poured gasoline all over it and had a barbecue. Packed my stuff up and took off.
Part 2? YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!! ALSO: Not a Reddit, but... Waaaay back in high school, I was (supposedly) "dating" this guy. [NOTE: I was the "fat chick" everyone bullied] Found out that this was all a set-up for a "Carrie"-esque embarassment scene at the Homecoming dance. I found out in time, played along with it! Of course my supposed boyfriend, on the football team, was part of the Homecoming court. I knew which girl on the cheerleading squad would be paired up with him instead of me. She was extremely allergic to orchids. I made sure he "found out" she LOVED orchids. Used a super-sticky resin glue on the back of the pin-on ORCHID corsage he was going to give her that night. (Found out the guys had all their corsages stored in this fridge in the head football coach's office!) Result? Dude got über-glued to the girl and the girl's VERY fancy/expensive gown AND both to the VERY fragrant orchid corsage! (She'd been in on the cruel "prank", too.) Meanwhile, I'd made alternate plans to attend as "platonic friends" with this hot dude from the jazz ensemble. EMS had to be called. Bad-Girl was out of school for almost two weeks until she looked okay enough to come back. Dude was sidelined for the next two games and never recovered his scores for the year. A week later, I went on to score five Class A gold medals at State Solos and Ensembles - including two for duets with my "friend". Nobody ever found out what I had done, except for my friend-date. Hehehe...
I love the petty revenge that doesn't involve a third party especially "making them fall in love" or sleeping with the other's friend. Spending their money, leaving that rank smell, getting spam sent to their phone and email!! Those I live for.
After I caught my boyfriend sleeping with his landlord’s 14 yo daughter. He was 25. I was 24. I called child services on him.
That wasn't petty. That was the right thing to Do.
Petty? That’s the polar opposite of petty.
Good for you!!!
That wasn’t petty he commuted a crime.
I had a similar situation. I was 23,he was 32. We had two kids. He cheated with and moved in with a 15 y.o. with her family's permission. I also called CPS on all of them.
My first boyfriend was the absolute worst. (Left me in dangerous situations, was always critical of my appearance, cheated on me at a party whilst I was downstairs etc.) When I finally broke up with him, he hit me in the face. I totally walked away and vowed never to speak or see him ever again. Flash forward about 7 years and on a night out we bump into each other. Without sounding vain, I'd had a serious glow up (close to 100lb weight loss). He immediately started trying to flirt by saying "wow you've actually lost all that weight you look amazing". He then started to brag about being an "actor down in London" I said (trying to be polite) "wow you must be doing so well since it's so expensive to live there" he then told me he was "actually I'm between gigs and staying with friends" so I replied "so you're jobless and sofa surfing. FAB"
He looked really pissed as he had some girls with him he had obviously been exaggerating too all evening. He then got defensive by asking me "well what have you done then?"
My response "I've got a fantastic stable career in healthcare, become an ambassador for multiple charities, my own home and oh, a boyfriend that has never and will never hit me'.
He left the bar alone and embarrassed and ive never felt more smug in my life.
That really isn’t petty tho. You were just spitting facts
AHHH YASSS QUEEN! YOU GO GIRL!🥰🥺🫂💖
Good for you. Hope you are doing well now and your boy treats you right 👑💖
You go girl 👏👏👏💃💃💃💃
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After I found out he was cheating and I broke up with him I gave his ex wife a pay stub he left behind and she used it to double his child support payments.
That’s revenge
That's brilliant. Plus you rid your self of a "man" that has no interest in being a 💯 dad. And that is so unattractive in a man.
That’s genius.
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Nice! 😂
Had a teacher in the textiles class tell me "A poor workman blames his tools" every damn time I said something was wrong with this particular sewing machine. Anyway about 2 weeks later she personally is on that machine after another student says she's struggling. The motor in the thing makes a huge bang. The machine is fucked. The bit inside that controls the needle positioning has idk, exploded? and needle positioning shifting is what I constantly complained about. There's catastrophic damage inside the shell of the sewing machine. Teacher is freaking out and says something along the lines of "Stupid machine!" And I got to walk behind her and say "A poor workman blames his tools." And she never fucking spoke to me again if she could avoid it. You've got this grown late middle aged woman avoiding 15 year old me like the plague. To note, I was very quiet in school, never made a fuss, bullied all the time, but was a seething ball of chaos, rage, and spite inside, which would reveal itself without warning, however always in such a way that people would never believe someone if they claimed I'd behaved unusually, and that went for teachers too.
This is my fave comment by far!
My ex got in a car accident and when he told his father he hadn't been able to avoid it, his dad said "unless it falls out of the sky, you can avoid it".
A week later, my father-in-law got in an accident and I couldn't help but say "I hear it was raining cars".
It’s always the quiet ones lmao
What a crappy comment for her to make to you. glad you got to say it back.
I signed my ex up for Scientology a couple of months after he left me. They never stop calling even if you change your phone number and will keep sending you pamphlets even if you change your address. Sent it to his parents house too for raising such a twat. and yes it wAs 100% deserved. I still feel proud of that tbh
I might do this to my ex, thanks
#bowtoyou
Shame
@@lizzylinks04
Scientologist!
I did something similar, only I ordered him a copy of the Book of Mormon. Similar results.
when i was in the navy, my buddy cheated on his gf, and she found out. we were sent on training for a week. she packed her things to leave. but before she left, she dialed overseas to a recorded message, and left the phone on the table. he got home to an empty apartment, and a $12,000.00 phone bill.
Yaaasss
QUEEN!
🤣🤣🤣Ouch
Hell yeah ✊🏻🤣🤣
Lol that's gold
This was actually a friend who was divorcing a total d-bag. To let you know how bad he was she willing signed over the house, the “good” car and anything else of value just to get rid of him. The day she moved out though she took every light bulb and battery out of the house before she left. Everything from the chandeliers to the bulb inside of the refrigerator plus everything that has a battery no matter how big or small. Would have loved to see him groping his way through the house when he got home that night!
I love that! Oh my, I would have never thought of that 😂
Thats awesome
That's great
She's a genius, and I'm glad she got out of a shitty situation!
That wasn't petty. It was stupid and probably time consuming and exhausting. Why would I give him a house and a car then remove bulbs? Makes no sense.
I was stuck with him as a roommate after he cheated and we broke up. He was on the lease and wouldn't move out. So one night he attacked me (in front of witnesses) after an argument. Hence, the next morning I had his eviction notice served to him by the sheriff at his workplace. There was a domestic violence clause in the lease. So he got booted!
I've always had 3 rules in any love relationship...
Don't beat on me.
Don't cheat on me.
Don't lie to me.
He broke all three. Damn right I had his ass evicted!
CLASSIC!
That’s the switcherooo, move in as couple, cheat and explain how this could be a good living situation never sign a lease with a partner
@@yogaflame4128 we were together for 2 years before we moved in together and even though I was technically the lessee, the landlord insisted she put him on as an occupant which gave him certain rights.
I live in the same apartment with my ex also. He is in the bathroom talking on the phine to his vulgar, uneducated rebound. It's torture.
@@leesteal4458 I don't know your circumstances, Lee. So I can't speak to the man. But the fact that you know you're a better man that his rebound should give you the fuel to one day find that someone you deserve and don't settle for less just to alleviate loneliness. It takes much more strength to wait. Take the time to be with yourself for a while. Learn to enjoy your own company. Do for yourself, Lee and to hell with anyone else for now!
When he's in the john talking to his new "for now" man you need to get the heck out that house and go do something that makes you happy!
Here in Aus, a girl broke up with a guy and the guy put flyers everywhere in my area with the ad: "Do your best impersonation of Chewbacca and you are in for a price" or something of the sort, and he put his ex's number and everyone was calling her and making Chewbacca's sounds 😂 😂😂 It was even in the media
ua-cam.com/video/O7_YuBHoNdg/v-deo.html
Bruhh 🤣🤣🤣
This story had me laughing so much, I teared up and fought for breath, thanks so much. 🤣🤣🤣
OHMYGOD I REMEMBER THIS 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣have to search this
Oh my God the whole changing the password two minutes before the Game of Thrones finale is an awesome revenge. Love it
Season 8? Did them a favor.
nah, was not worth watching anyway
My petty breakup story was 23 years ago, and actually helped him.
- I helped my boyfriend get a job at the hospital where I was working. He kept showing up at my desk, and in short order, lost his job. He continued to showing up at my desk, or calling, in a bad state. The last call I received, he was calling to "say goodbye." I was torn between frustration and concern, so I called the police to perform a wellness check; the calls, and drop-ins, stopped. I was relieved, but felt terrible it had come to this, because he was a good person. A few days later, I received a call from his sister, who hated that we were dating, thanking me, because he had been involuntarily committed and was receiving the help he desperately needed. 😳 Honestly, I feel grateful for having chosen a response that helped him.
Wow
This isn't petty at all, but shocking in a good way
Atema Thank you for thinking that; I do have to say the petty part was I was desperate for him to stop. The fortunate part was he actually needed the help.
Honestly I’m glad you’re okay, I watch too many true crime so my mind was concerned about you more than him 🤷♀️
ror ror I appreciate your concern. I had not thought of it that way.
Best revenge is living your best life ever after the break up.
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True that
I'd say healthiest revenge, some people need a lesson
So true! Did that and honestly never been happier.
This is why ex husband and his family loath me...🤣🤣🤣🤣
Literally paused the video just to read the comments.
Yall take petty to a whole new level 👏😂
Same lol!
Same I have been scrolling for 15 mins reading all the petty comments
Same tho
Same! And reading them to my husband…😂😂😂
Me too! lol
My brother whom I was closest to gave me advice many years ago when I started dating..."Always walk away from a breakup with your head held high and know your self worth" Best advice ever. He passed away suddenly years back and I sure miss him.
Lol 😂 not for u but it’s posted
@@ELIZABETHTORRES-em3kx ????????
@@mili1309 did she has a petty black up?
@@ELIZABETHTORRES-em3kx I'm *CONFUSION*
My boyfriend cheated with a girl in high school. She knew he was my boyfriend and rubbed it in my face. In English class I noticed a file cabinet that had all the students assignments in and the teacher told us that the folder would make up 40% of our grade. I waited until the end of school year and stole her entire folder....
this..this has to be one of my top 10 favorites LMAOO
Teach me master... This is genius 👏👏👏😎👑
What'd you do to the ex? You know, the one who's more responsible for the cheating and getting with that B*? Did you at least expose him?
@@queerdeificeeli985 yep. Dropped his butt. Lied to me for weeks before he got caught out.
@@spellbinder3113luv u gurl keep it up 😂❤
I decided the 'worst' thing I could do to her, for stealing my man, was let her have him! 🤣🤣 NEXT!
Haha, true. My ex fiance broke it off with me to marry the woman he was cheating on me with instead. Dodged a bullet for sure. They got divorced after a couple of years. My guess is one or the other cheated. 🤷♀️
Best move, did the same.
Nobody “steals” a man, come on. But I am glad that you let him go, he wasn’t worth it.
Why do women always blame the other woman instead of their man for cheating on them?
@@Tamara-ju3lh Yes!, and thank you!! The other person didn't cheat, the BF/GF/H/W etc cheated. (It's not just women either the story about the security guard in this video...)
while i was angrily moving out and gathering my things from the kitchen, i stole her handwritten recipe for spicy indian curry that was our favorite home cookied meal. she didnt deserve it 😂😂
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After the break up I climbed up the fire escape and put shrimp in his air conditioner
Brutal 😂
Raw shrimp I hope
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😂😂😂😂😂
It would have been great if it was fermented shrimp paste or dry fermented sea fish. They stink like 9th circle of hell.
Okay but that guy sleeping with her entire friend group, desperately trying to get his gf to find out, is FUCKING hilarious. Like, that belongs on a show.
Deadass my favorite story
And then she wouldn't believe him lmao 😂
It’s disgusting and way too far.
@@tayinabyss I mean, he probably made it up. It doesn’t seem realistic.
Yep the Jerry Springer show
@@time2livelife Are you the girlfriend by any chance? 🤔
He broke up the day before rent was due. Took most of his stuff, but he left a box of collectable cards which I sold and paid the rent. And then I told his ex wife where to find him to get the child support he owed.
Never date a guy who is not paying the support of his own child( unless is a case like he didn't want to have that child and gave up his legal rights as parent)
A friend of mine was dating someone who was in the US illegally (visa expired). They had been together for years. It eventually became a long distance relationship because he moved closer to family for work. I’m pretty sure he was using her because he wanted to marry her to get “papers” and every time he got a ticket he would call her so she could pay for them then go MIA again. She found out he was staying with another woman and posting pictures with her. When she confronted him about it he told her if she really loves him she would wait for him and give him the chance to see how things go with this woman. She called immigration on him.
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Sending a compass to your ex with a note that says "hope this helps you find yourself" I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂
That was my favorite. That’s tasteful pettiness.
While we were dating, I would hang out in his room and he would completely ignore me while he played video games for hours. So his roommate would talk to me and we became pretty good friends. Now, after I dumped him, I'm dating his roommate. It's his own fault really 🤷♀️
Lol, i know a couple who started the same way. She was dating this guy who constantly ignored her, and the guy's bestfriend was the one actually talking with her all the time, and now she is with the bestfriend.
Good on you for dumping the tool first.
Even though he's a loser, even losers don't necessarily deserve to be cheated on.
No, best to tell the truth and drop them, and THEN start dating their best friend who grew up whilst they played video games! :p
Maybe he wasn't that into u too begin with, thought of that?
@@BIGMUSICUNIVERSAL Shouldn't have been* wasting her time. Foh with the entitlement.
I told my ex boyfriend who betrayed me about 30 times and blamed it on me, that I got tested and that it said that I'm HIV positive and that he should get tested too. He's very afraid of needles.
I'm healthy.
Slay
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Daaamn that's a good one 👌👌👏
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Seems borderline illegal.
My best revenge was as my mom put it, “Putting my cat boots on” (aka Catwoman suit metaphorically) and getting an awesome haircut, red bottoms, making myself look hot on purpose and looking happy. He ended up asking me back lol Men HATE it when you don’t wallow after a breakup and they find it insanely intriguing to see you happy and looking like a snack.
The sewing to the bottom of the curtains with raw tuna story was very similar to a story about an older woman who was being forced out by her then-husband and new wife. So, to eventually get this family house back, the first wife had put shrimp shells into the curtain rods to “smell them out” after the husband and new wife spent months trying to figure out where the nasty smell was coming from. They’d paid thousands of dollars to have the place cleaned but nothing would get the old fish smell out of the house. Eventually the first wife moved back in, washed out the curtain rods without telling the ex-husband, and “magically” the smell went away.
I heard a different ending to that story. What I heard is that her plan *was* to simply clean out the curtain rod after he left, but he ended up taking the curtain rod (and by extension, the stench) with him when he moved out.
@@digifreak90that's the one I heard too! Which is even better lmao 😂
@@rachaelhargreaves3619 That's the version I heard as well.
My friends husband cheated on her with a florist. She moved out and as a parting gift she sprinkles flowers seeds and watered them all over his carpets in every room . Funny thing was he had gone away for 3 weeks with work so he got a lovely surprise on returning 😂😂😂
The pettiest thing I did after a breakup was demand a pan I had left at his place.
He didn't want to give me the pan. I spammed him via email, texts and phone calls about that damn pan.
Long story, this story became like #pangate to my friends and kept them entertained and I still did not get the pan back!
Then again, it was from France. I want my pan back. Still being petty writing about this 10 years later in a comments' section on UA-cam! 🤣🤣🤣😅
I get it! Quality cookware is expensive and hard to come by! I'd feel the same way lol
@@Sleipnirseight Exactly! I have an actual handmade iron pan that is older than myself from my mum. If anyone took it from me there'd be hell to pay. It's not just an awesome pan with a natural anti-stick surface that cooks my food stupid evenly... it's also my mum's gift to me for living in my first own flat. I reaaally wouldn't want to be whoever has the guts to take it...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 😂
Not 77 likes on my pettiness. Am I with my people?! 😱🤣😅
@@sachimu lol they'll catch up ;)
It's not petty, but I'm happily married to a wonderful kind man, we have two beautiful kids, and are financially stable. Just found out from my sister that my ex is her neighbor, he still doesn't have a job, and is living off his girlfriend. Turns out the jerk hasn't changed a bit. Building a happy life with the love of your life is the best revenge.
Sounds like he's living the sweet life..
When I was younger and was upset about being dumped for really no good reason. In the club all of these men (the ones I wasn't interested in and wouldn't leave me alone) would hit on me so I gave my exe's phone number and ask them to call me at 3:00 a.m. talking very sexy and asking for me. Needless to say I know my worth and dealt with two birds with one stone :)
My ex has gone through many periods of refollowing me and messaging me on social media over the years AFTER HE DUMPED ME A WEEK BEFORE VALENTINES DAY! During one period a few years back I had posted a really nice makeup selfie on Snap, lashes brows the whole nine yards. He hit me up asking me how I was doing and asking me about seeing a movie with him. I said I would have to let him know in the morning as I was headed out to a party. He got real quiet for a while. To this day he doesn't know the party I was going to was my niece's 1st birthday party.
I moved to another town for my boyfriend eons ago. When I got there, he found someone to replace me, letting me move all the way down there. He then tried to reconcil, but I prefered his roommate instead.
oof
Smooooooooothh
I was in an abusive relationship for 5 years, I eventually got out. Fast forward 10 years later I'm remarried we go to buy a property that had tenants. We decided upon buying to not continue to rent to the family inside the rental. We weren't ready for tenants. After our property manager gave them the notice (60 day) our rental was clear. Turns out it was my ex and his girlfriends family....
That poor girlfriend
The tea is delicious.
Today in: accidental revenge
Did the ex know you were the reason they had to leave?
I guess you can call me petty! Back in 2003 I had to claim bankruptcy because my ex-wife wouldn't pay her ½ of our bills. When in BK Court, the Commissioner asked if I had anything else to add... SO, I gave him her current address, phone, social security number, drivers license number and job location! Everyone in the Court Room was chuckling as he gladly wrote it all down 🤓
Woman found out his "business weekend away" was with another woman, different kind of business. She entered his high rise (because, she was his girlfriend of two years or so, right?); high priced unit, threw grass seed everywhere, on everything, even the top of the pelmets on the windows, bed, living room leather couch, you name it, and set off the sprinklers. Locked up again. Nice hot weekend he had away; came home to about two inches of couch grass all over his formerly pristine white carpet. And everything. She wins.
love it
Hi. I heard about something very similar to that about thirty odd years ago but I never knew how true that story was. It's still a pearl though 🤣
@@deballen7031 Sydney in summer, moisture from fire sprinklers, and couch grass seed everywhere there is fabric. It would probably work. ;-)
@@Kayenne54 Hi. If I remember rightly, it was a long time ago, the chap was going to be away for about a week and gave a key to his girlfriend so that she could water his plants and feed his fish while he was away, which she was happy to do. After he had been gone a couple of days she found out that he was actually on holiday with another girl but being true to her word she diligently went to his place every day to feed his fish and water the plants. However, she also watered the carpeting after sowing grass seed over it and continued to lavish care on that, too, untill the day he was due to return leaving his key as instructed. I don't think the care went as far as mowing but who knows? 🤣
During my divorce after 18 years he cheated while i was in liver failure,
when i moved out ,i put a frozen Rat behind the fridge, i figured a Rat deserved a Rat,,!!!!
hum, where did you find that rat ??
Bunny Brh they sell them at pet stores for snake food
🤣🤣🤣 On a serious note, I hope you're better now.
DUDE! My best friend told her ex that she had chlamydia, so he'd have to go get tested (his urethra swabbed). She didn't have it. Just wanted him to sweat and suffer. Lol
Ohhhh yeah I heard that’s painful 😖
Not me but this happened literally this week:
Younger sister's boyfriend was discovered to have been stealing hundreds of dollars from my older sister (both sisters live in the same apartment and the boyfriend had been staying over during covid lockdown). So, younger sis beat the sh!t out of him(she was so mad because he hadn't even been paying any utilities or contributing to anything financially the entire time) then they made him call his entire family; parents, siblings, grandparents, cousins.. everybody he's related to, and stood there as he confessed his sins to everyone one by one over the phone. If he didn't, they were gonna call the cops. Now, his family has agreed to pay 5x what he stole in the first place. lmao.
Now that is awesome!
@Beate Zackey when you grow up 4 girls, you learn petty real quick😂
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Great😂😂except for the beating him part tho
Wow. Genius!
Petty posts are some of my favorite. I get to live vicariously through these people and still keep my record squeaky clean.
I was with this guy for two years in highschool (he was extremely abusive in multiple ways and almost seven years later still go to therapy every week for the CPTSD and night terrors I got from the experience this guy SUCKS) and the cherry on top is that he dumped me on our anniversary for the girl he was pining over the whole time we were together. Anyway not long after that I started to process all the awful things that had been happening to me and I spilled it all to our shared friend group (who immediately cut him off). That wasn't enough for me given that I'm a very petty, spiteful little wretch when the situation calls for it, so I told them everything I had on him and I mean EVERYTHING. My favorite example are the tales of MULTIPLE occasions in which this freak (for lack of more PG wording) ejected his boy juice into his beverage and then KEPT DRINKING IT. That's only the beginning of the tales I could tell to you friends and oh how this knowledge spread. It spread far and wide folks. Our highschool is not a small one. Our graduating class had 300+ people and ours wasn't even the biggest grade size. Do you know how many people heard tell of this creep's habits? It warms my cold dead heart just thinking about it. It all worked out in the end because I'm now married to one of the people in the shared friend group (who is so awesome and understanding!!!!!!!!) I'm very happy with my life now
Charlotte, I'm like you. I want to just move on, no harm done. I'm super serious here. All of my exes contact me. I don't contact them, except to respond. I let life flow--- no harm done, and it's all a good lesson for next time. As far as I'm concerned, they're all getting out of the way for the real one. Y'ah mean?
Told my boyfriend's girlfriend's husband.☺
oooooh nicely done.
Haaaahaaa good one!!!
@Trisha Murray so apparently, their boyfriend was cheating on her and dating a married woman. So she told the lady's husband that she has dating and cheating on him with her boyfriend
@T. Unique @The Wolf Twins Or just keep it simple. "I had a boyfriend. He had another girlfriend who was married. I told the GF's husband". But @ Serena Norris said it beautifully.
Im glad everyone enjoyed that. I certainly did while putting them all in my review.
My husband and I divorced after 7 years and 2 kids later. He never sent child support or saw them. One day the CRA called looking for him. I said if they find him, let me know because he owes 15 years of child support to me. I said well how much does he owe you guys. $95000!! I gave them his number lol
Mwahahaha! He was probably sweating when he got that call, lol.
Hahaha hell yesss
@Kim Boyer, I hope he paid you the child support
@Cocoa Beanz I dont kno him or do I give a fuck what happens to him, barking up the wrong tree lady u have pleasant day..🤧
@@desifuentes5861 wtf.
Ten years on from when my ex cheated on me, and I am with an amazing woman who helped me with my career, is my best friend and drinking buddy. My revenge is a nice house and my own business. Life is good.
We broke up on a sunday. On monday he slept with another woman. No condom of course because they're "not comfortable and she is taking the pill".
Well....she got pregnant. Twins. Didn't want a relationship with him, so he is just paying for the next 25 years.
Karma took revenge for me, no need that I got involved 💁🏼♀️🥰
why 25 years?
Yeah, I've heard about men having to pay child support beyond age 18 if the kids go to college right out of high school but even then it's usually only to age 21. And sometimes support is ordered to continue until after high school graduation if kids turn 18 during that school year. But 25 years makes zero sense. Where did this happen?
I had a big arguement with my husband once. I make a delicious bolognese sauce. I was tired out after working all day, so I cheated and used a bottled sauce.
He said it tasted like dog food and not eating that crap, ya dah ya dah ya, etc etc etc... so the next day I made a pie with pedigree chum canned dog food.
He said it was lovely and had seconds.
Oh my goodness!
tiredmummy LMAO. Did you ever tell him?
Can I try your Bolognese??? I love it,,my favorite sauce!!! Nicely done
@andy reu Dog food is not poison. You can eat it. Before new dog food is given to dogs, they make humans eat it and try it out. They do this to find out if there's any problems with the ingredients and to make sure dogs aren't hurt. They pay people a lot to do this. Search it up if you don't believe me and want to know more.
@andy reu no, thank you. You do it. It's just a fact that I brought up because someone was concerned that he was eating poison. Pretty sure @tiredmummy knew that, too, and hence did it.
My youngest brother invited his ex girlfriend to his wedding. His wife did the same thing. Odly enough their exes came. That was just weird and awkward to me.
I'm inviting my ex fiance to my wedding so idk it's not too weird.
Depends on their reasoning for the invite! If it was intentionally to piss the ex off or because you truly are friends with them still on a level that you arent being petty.
@@melte5547 they are friends. That's so incredible. It was just awkward to me
@@loganquattrone894 if you are friends I don't think so.
My husband's ex came to our wedding. And then a few years later we went to her wedding lol we still talk to them fairly regularly. I guess it depends on the reason for breaking up.. they broke up bc they both just weren't into it, it was more of a convenience than anything, but for instance my last ex cheated, and he can eat sht lol like I'm sure af not paying $100 a plate for that mfer..
Wasn’t really being petty they started it so I finished it by going in their pantry closet and took off all of the labels on the cans ..... is it veggies or is it fruit or is it sloppy joe mix 😈
M0llAY Good one! That was petty funny, but not malicious or criminal. Good for you!!
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The pain of trying to find out which is which.
Lmao that’s hilarious and just the right amount of petty 😂
Ur so naughty..................................
Wait, you slashed the guy's tires but did nothing to your girlfriend who cheated on you? Huh.
I thought he just deflated them by releasing the air? The guy could refill the air in the tires?
He didn't slash the tires he let the air out lol
I was dating a guy about 2 years ago and I was also helping him with his research paper/thesis, was MARRIED and he never told that to me and his wife was pregnant so instead of bothering his wife I completed and gave away his research paper to someone else and it felt awesome! 😊
The pettiest thing I've done is when me and my ex broke up I burnt their sim to death in sims 4. Very satisfying
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Another Pokémon fan :D
i always get connor and claire married, invite jared to wedding party... he deserves it :)
Graystillplays would have loved to see you burn your ex-boyfriends sim. It sounds like something I would watch.
I fought for him to come back to me and after two more days I dumped him... Nobody breaks up with me
DAMN RIGHT CINDY
Motivation
PERIODT SIS
BADDIE
Yo go girl! (Also, my name is Cindy)
My ex called me to hook up after being an ass on the break up. I blocked him everywhere so he found me in linked in. I encouraged him a little then send the conversation to his new girl. That'll teach him.
If it's LinkedIn. I think I'd rather send it to his boss. lol. The truth is that if he contacted you for a hookup when he has a new girl already, then I don't see that he'd feel bad about losing the new girl. But people do care about their job and paychecks.
I took everything including the sheets and pillows while he was in Vegas. I owned everything. He came home to a tv and a couch. No towels, dishes, food. He had nothing
I moved my three children to another state after selling everything I owned to be with a man I met on a work trip and long story short-he didn't come home one night in December, because he was in the hospital. With his wife. Delivering his daughter.
My Truck was in his name, so I drove it to their house (we had an apartment) and parked it in front of the garage doors so both bays were blocked and locked it up and threw both the keys into the river.
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Okay but like the wife and child were innocent. I hope nothing happened to her due to the stress of all that especially since she just delivered. He however can burn in hell. Who does that to their family and innocents
Found out he was cheating, and she’d bought him a phone......I took it smashed it to bits, ran it over with the car, and then gave it back to him!!!!
I think I would have sent her weird texts for a few days first....
Good for you !!
You could have pawned it, then left the pawn ticket behind, so he'd need to go get it back.
sacrebleu...
That showed him!
My ex cheated on me for months without me noticing (I studied away from home and for family issues had to come home every weekend for a month). Having everything sorted out, I went back to college and broke up with him that same day after a stupid fight. After I told my friends, they asked me to please not take him back THIS TIME (I had broken up with him several times before) because he had been going out with one girl, PDA-ing all over town. Nevertheless, that same night, he came to our house to ask me to take him back, which I responded (with the enthusiastic help of my friends) by throwing out of my bedroom's window (second floor) every single gift he gave me during the 2+ years we had been together. I ignored his calls and his visits and kept doing this for a while until my roommate asked me to please listen to him so he would stop calling and visiting. After an exhausting conversation he "settled" to remain "friends". One night my new "friend" came to my house to tell me he wasn't in love with his new girlfriend (yup, the same girl which he had cheated on me with) and that he had been going out with another girl, but didn't know which girl to choose. The next day we crossed paths at campus and both came to say hi (holding hands). After that, I asked her (using the most innocent voice and acting like I was asking out of curiosity) how could she manage to be on a relationship with a cheater. Then I said: "Oh, BTW, I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about YOU and the girl he has been cheating with on YOU". I even gave her the other girl's name. I swear it felt SOOOOOO good!!!
My husband is an avid hunter and takes much care in keeping his hunting clothes "scent free", ie, uses scent free soap, stores them in airtight totes. He knows that my jeans and sweaters don't go in the dryer. Not that he does the wash, but occasionally will switch it for me. After about the third time when my sweaters were either shrunk or stretched out beyond repair from him throwing them in the dryer, I put several dryer sheets in his totes with his hunting clothes. Hunting season starts in 8 days. I suspect he will find out what I did pretty soon
Well. He cheated on me, called me toxic and went with the girl he cheated on me with. But welp his sister was cuter. So i took her on sum dates and after 2 months of dating she introduced me to their parents and they loved me. His face was priceless. Rn we been together for almost 2 years and im the happiest, while that girl cheated on him and left him with a bby. Life is great
After a breakup, he "wanted to leave me something from him" -he'd suggested right about everything, including the wooden box I custom decorated to look like a chest for his birthday (and that was after the attitude he took when I told him we were breaking up and he had to leave, he was like "I'll leave you the couch" as if he was doing me a fucking favor and I had to remind him : he had no power over the couch. This is my parents' couch.) -so anyway, he departed with almost all the furniture.
Oh you want me to remember you so bad ? Well I want nothing that has touched you if you can leave with it. I WILL forget about your entire existence. (unfortunately sometimes I still remember him)
I was left with the landlord's furniture (fridge + one shelf), the couch and two kitchen storage pieces of furniture.
I made him leave with all the shelves, the table, the chairs, the bedside table, random bullshit furniture, everything. I would have made him leave with the dishes but he wouldn't (I ended up selling them).
In hindsight, I should have asked him to leave me the super expensive tabletop rpg bestiary book I got him. I miss it.
My best friend's ex had cheated several times. So when she finally dumped him and he moved in with his new gf after just a few days, we sent him all kinds of stuff. Like a free subscription to magazines for old people, free merch from his rival soccer cluv, free samples of stuff like adult diapers and std flyers and that kinda stuff. Nothing too bad but we had fun with it haha
My exes cheated on me, was constantly nagging at me about my appearance, basically forced me to go to the gym and diet...
I found someone new so kind and loving. My ex tried to come back but I rejected him. And my new guy? Been together 10 years, married and two beautiful boys. My ex now? Alone, moved to the other side of the country and became an alcoholic.
Karma took care of it.
Sounds like my ex too. Congratulations on getting a good man and getting rid of that loser.
AWW IM HAPPY FOR U
Karma's a bitch but sometimes she got your back :)
About 25 years ago when you could actually do this and get away with it: Called the electric company, pretending I was his wife and cancelled his service. He had me in the dark about carrying on with his ex girlfriend for 2 years ... So, I returned the favor. Well, I was young, stupid, and hurt. I wouldn't condone that kind ofstuff now that I am a mature adult.
Also- I lived for like a month with a guy and he kicked me out to bring his ex back. My child and me!!! So my mom came to get me, and she showed me a true crazy b*tch. She took the hamburger out the freezer and put in heater vents, all over the house. Cranked the heat as high as it’d go. Brushed the toilet with his toothbrush, mixed up all his shower stuff with cleaning supplies, and the exes curling iron was still there, she bent the metal clasp that closes on your hair backward so it was never used again.
Hmm… I never heard from him again. He just tried to friend me on FB. This has been like 17 years ago. Wonder how long it took him to find the (surely cooked by then) hamburger.
6:10 This popped up on my feed right after I watched her engagement video 🤣🤣 I can’t believe coincidences sometimes
I entered my ex in an ugly dog contest. I was 15 at the time.
That's actually funny! 😂
i laughed at this WAY too hard :D
Did he win, place or show?
😂😂😂😂
Queen!
Found out my ex boyfriend was cheating on me while we were living together so I packed his shit into trash bags, put her address into google maps n showed up. He didn’t believe I was there when I texted him until he heard me blaring the car horn. So when he finally came outside I was throwing the bags onto her lawn. They weren’t tied & I must’ve ripped em when pulling em outta trunk bc his stuff went everywhere. He’s yelling at me, she’s yelling at him that I gotta go n so does his stuff annnnnd that’s when her fiancé (whom she’d been w for about 8yrs) pulled up & started yelling at her. I had all the texts and FB conversations printed out already so I just handed em to him said sorry n left. 🤣🤣🤣
After a bit he started contacting me, asking me to either take him back or come over for sex or whatever. He was now living w the other girl too. So again I saved all the msgs. She calls me flipping that I was pathetic for still calling & trying to see a guy who clearly doesn’t want any part of me. I could hear him in the background yelling that I was the one always trying to call him & whatever. I asked her if she had an email address n when she gave it to me I sent her all the conversations. Told her if she could do that to me after 2yrs n everything I did for him(there was ALOT) then he could n probably would do same to her.
They ended up staying together though. But fast forward 6yrs to now n he had cheated on her so many times, he even had a baby behind her back. I just happened to learn this information by accident too. Then outta nowhere he contacted me saying he misses me. He also contacted my now husband & was trying to fight him n everything else.
So I sent the info i had about his secret baby to her email. 👌. Wasn’t gonna I could care less about him. Until he got involved in my relationship. Or tried to ruin it. It didn’t work. It actually completely back fired on em. Oh well. I don’t feel bad at all. But yes, it’s EXTREMELY petty I know. But I’m good w that after everything he put me through 🤣🤣
That's my style
You my shero🤣🤣🤣
Go get help...
That is a SAGA
This has the potential for a movie
The tuna in the curtains is genius! I would be more worried about the maggots that would be drawn instead of ants....
My petty revenge against my ex always makes people lose it....My ex was one of those who loves to beat up his girlfriends. He was starting to experiment with his sexuality and had started using beads of a silicone variety (that you insert inside). Being a guy, that was something he didn't want anyone knowing. So after I escaped him, I left a shoe box on his front porch, in front of the door. I had put his *toys* in it and left a note on the outside of the box that said, "These accidentally got mixed into my stuff when I left. I thought you'd want these back. Have fun!" Did I mention he lived at home with his mom? Btw, ths is the same ex who's mom came to my wedding and told my hubby she was glad I finally found someone worthy of me! 😂🤣
Not me but a friend: he cheated and moved in with new girlfriend (breaking up her marriage too). Kids on both sides didn't want anything to do with them for a long time. (Parents pushed a little to get back in contact). My friend lost weight, got healthy, redecorated their old family home which she got in the divorce and he had to pay for (didn't do it ofc). Her kids flourished, they were finally able to be themselves. Got a great new boyfriend after about a year or so. And him? After about 6 months of living together, they broke up and he came back to my friend saying he made a mistake and he misses her, blah blah blah. She shut the door in his face and never looked back. Last I heard he was renting a tiny apartment and still alone. Best revenge ever. Karma got him.
I redecorated his condo….with a sledgehammer 🤣🤣🤣
I'm watching this in the Subway and the minute Charlotte said just gonna wait for that train to go by AS MY TRAIN WAS PULLING IN 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"I cheated on her with her entire friend group. That's 7 friends and 10 more that knew her"
Nice humblebrag my dude
Either that girl was a real bitch and her friends didn’t really like her, OR her friends were garbage!
Yeah, i'm not buying it. That's his -I wish Dick talking.
If you believe that I have a bridge to sell to you.
He told me he would get back with me if I lost weight. So I lost weight and never got back with him. 😊
How to lose a lot of weight really quickly... get rid of your partner/ex.
That tuna in the curtains story is really similar to what an old friend of mine did to her ex after he cheated. She bought anchovies and stuffed them in crevasses in his car - in the seats, under cushions, etc., and also smushed some in the vents lol
Idk if it's "petty" and also not revenge lol but for about a year after me and my ex broke up cause he cheated anytime a guy I wasn't interested in asked for my number I would give them his number
Dang girl, you lead them on.
@@fuzzy_wuzzy45 Maybe but to be fair I never did it to a guy that was nice. It was always the one who immediately made sexual comments and when I would say no thank you they would follow me around saying gross things until I gave them "my" number
@@ryannhart3747 wow, sounds justifyible.
Let me guess, NYC?
When he asked for his clothes back I told him he could go buy them back at the local goodwill.
So basically you stole them and made yourself a thief.
@@davidnash8208 ...and a philanthropist.
Niccee
(I was 15) I egged his house... 3 times
This was my MOTHER'S idea and she took me to do it!!! I don't know either man 😂
I love your Mum! Love it!
Love your mom. She is obviously a great mom.
You're mom's a beast!!! ❣️
😂 Thank you guys, my mom is really great I still can't believe she did that with me ❤️
I waited 2 years after I moved to re-file for child support arrears. My daughter is almost 26 and he made his final payment in Sept 2020. The only reason for being paid up in Sept, was i goth his "stimulous" check. 😀
I wouldn’t have sent a compass to help him “find himself”, I would’ve sent a pair of tweezers.
Love this.
Pettiest thing I’ve done in a break up: after he told me I was too prudish because I won’t stay over at his home to mope for a whole day doing nothing (seriously, he didn’t want to watch, listen or do anything. Just sit for 5 hours) and for the fact I wasn’t ready to “move our relationship to the next step”, I told his very conservative mother exactly where he hide his bdsm p in his room.
The pettiest thing I've done after a break up is move on.
A former friend told his exes extremely religious parents that they had an abortion when she dumped him for a guy she had been cheating on him with .
Was it true??? 😯
@@marianney7644 yes it was . Thought it was really petty on his part to tell them considering later he even admitted he had cheated earlier in the relationship.
@@stephencotton4951 Wowzeers. Its epic revenge, it's a "screw you" that will have immense ripple effects in her life and impact her relationship with her parents. But considering he cheated first it was a bit rich. Don't get on his bad side 😬 lol!
@@marianney7644 and even so, i still would 't do something like that. Yes, cheating is horrible, but with extremely religious parents you never know how bad their reaction to info like that could be. They could have even beat her up for that. There is being petty , and there is putting the other person in a potential real danger.
@@nessyness5447 you are right. I hadn't considered that it might have been dangerous her.
Guy cheated on me with my best friend and eventually came around wanting a book of short stories he'd lent me back. I played dumb, but also donated it to another friend of mine. Oopsie.
got rid of two bad people, good for you
Petty/revenge was I broke up with him because he was becoming abusive and controlling. He threatened me then try to get me fired from my job and blacklisted from my volunteer position. I instead got him banned from the mall he liked to visit, fired from his job (child protection), and blacklisted from the same volunteer group I was in (we met through the volunteer group).
"It takes two to tango," or in my mother tongue equivalent, "you can't clap with only one hand".
Yes, because it the fault of someone who gets cheated on for it? Or is abused? Your wrong. Sorry, not sorry.
Im happy as always!! 💜 let the pettiness begin to brighten my day but only delivered to us by the best..our very own potato queen!!
Loved this and the champagne bottle story, more please!!
My husband (when we were 21), left me on Valentines Day for someone else. I had no job and was 4 months pregnant with my son. LOTS of drama ensued, however the one thing I did to get back at him was sleep with his best friend a few years later, after we were divorced and he found out (only know because he called screaming at me about it once). Needless to say he divorced the woman he left me for shortly after their marriage and never really got his $hit together.
I was able to complete school with a Bachelor’s degree and 2 Masters degrees and myself and my son are doing well. I was able to forgive him as well (my ex husband) before he sadly passed away.
Used his blockbuster card that he had given me and rented a bunch of movies and never returned them. Ahhh the days.
I just hated going through break ups so much I couldn't put in the time for revenge stuff..but I do get a lot of laughs out of hearing these stories! At this point I've been divorced for 10 yrs and haven't had a boyfriend for 5. Honestly, I'm too damn lazy to deal with all the drama!
I’ve never had an acrimonious break-up either, but I got over to a friend’s house one day and she just after she kicked her husband out. She found out…
1) He lost his job 3 months before because he would leave work for lunch and sometimes not come back that day because…
2) He had met someone in a bar, got her pregnant, and now had a 6 month old son to support. But if he lost his job, where was he getting money??? Perhaps…
3) Friend checked her accounts. The “emergency savings account” was empty. $20,000.
A neighbor and I helped her pile all his stuff in the driveway, then the friend called her husband, told him where his things were, and suggested he’d better hurry since the weather forecast was thunder storms.
When my first boyfriend cheated on me with his ex after two years in the relationship which he told me not to worry about (he seems to be such a good guy, smart, caring, sweet, goofy and all so I was obviously heart broken,had trust issues and traumatized after that) , I decided to marinate his clothes in liquid glue mixed with glitters, eggs (including the shells) and permanent black ink. Stole his car, sprayed "cheating ass bastard" on it and pour the whole bucket of clothes mixed with glue and stuff in his car. Not all of this was my idea, my whole friends that knew were into it. Some people said I went too far and petty af but idgaf. He better be traumatized so his future gf or whatever will not experience what I went through.
Yaas for a part 2. I had a reasonably civil break up with an ex I lived with. I moved out, agreed to pay 2 months extra rent so he could have some time after the split, as it was my choice. He moved another girl in, didn't charge her and left me in over £1000 debt as he kept my name on the lease.
I started dating one of his best friends who had been after me since we split. I no longer felt guilty.
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I'm always happy when you watch!
I dated my Ex many years back , I was naive and was absolutely in love with him . During out initial dating period , we were spending our weekend in a hotel like a staycation type of thing . The day was romantic and nice and in the evening we were just in the room and just chilling and talking. We were browsing through our social media and he was going through my Instagram . He then saw a 2 year old pic of me with my school friends (guy friends) at a bar ( I was in the middle and they were on either side ) ( reminder , this picture was way before I even met him and they were my school friends) . Out of nowhere he started abusing me like how dare I dress up like that and stand so close to other guys and started throwing a fit . I was like he is joking so didn’t pay much attention at first . I had already almost started to sleep in the bed by then . But no he was serious! He then started yelling and screaming and smashed the glass table that was there and then he literally pulled my blanket and threw it on the floor and came almost an inch close to my face threatening me !! That was it !! I lost it ! I am not scared of any Tom dick harry for that matter so this really made me livid ! I took out my wedges and started beating him up too , he was shocked because he thought he had scared me and he underestimated me and he got calmer then but I was so mad I packed my stuff and left him there after my Uber came in the middle of the night ( it was around 2 am ) . I had his car keys in my bag so when I left I took his keys with me and on my way back home I threw his keys somewhere on the highway 😂😂😂 . He kept calling me to ask for his keys but I didn’t answer. 🤣🤣🤣 his home was 50 kms away from the hotel .
P.S he texted me 3 days later and apologised for his behaviour and told me he had to call his Dad in the middle of the night for the spare keys 😂😅 his Dad had to come and rescue him so it was pretty embarrassing for him . He learnt his lesson .
My ex had a mean side which I had never seen in the 16 years we were together but which kicked in on the very day she cheated on me and threw it in my face. I tried to get answers but just got venemous hatred, blame etc. I went NC for a while, suddenly realised I had to drop the assumptions I'd built up over our time together and assess afresh and _now_ it made sense.
I got back in touch, got a fresh tsunami of remarks that used to hurt but now were just funny and I said so, said why and quoted examples of what she'd said and done to back up my points, often including the same message. This, of course, led to another attack and another laugh. I played Bingo with the narcissist's prayer (I think I got 2 full houses in 4 short messages). For some reason, no matter what gymnastics were required, she _needed_ me to be in the wrong - "Grrr, no I'm not" was like oxygen to her, "Don't be silly" was something she just couldn't handle.
I found out my ex girlfriend cheated on me after I proposed to her, with her sisters boyfriend, her sister ratted her out.
I took all her stuff, made a nice pile in the backyard and poured gasoline all over it and had a barbecue. Packed my stuff up and took off.
Part 2?
YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!
ALSO:
Not a Reddit, but...
Waaaay back in high school, I was (supposedly) "dating" this guy. [NOTE: I was the "fat chick" everyone bullied]
Found out that this was all a set-up for a "Carrie"-esque embarassment scene at the Homecoming dance. I found out in time, played along with it! Of course my supposed boyfriend, on the football team, was part of the Homecoming court. I knew which girl on the cheerleading squad would be paired up with him instead of me. She was extremely allergic to orchids. I made sure he "found out" she LOVED orchids. Used a super-sticky resin glue on the back of the pin-on ORCHID corsage he was going to give her that night. (Found out the guys had all their corsages stored in this fridge in the head football coach's office!)
Result?
Dude got über-glued to the girl and the girl's VERY fancy/expensive gown AND both to the VERY fragrant orchid corsage! (She'd been in on the cruel "prank", too.)
Meanwhile, I'd made alternate plans to attend as "platonic friends" with this hot dude from the jazz ensemble.
EMS had to be called. Bad-Girl was out of school for almost two weeks until she looked okay enough to come back. Dude was sidelined for the next two games and never recovered his scores for the year.
A week later, I went on to score five Class A gold medals at State Solos and Ensembles - including two for duets with my "friend".
Nobody ever found out what I had done, except for my friend-date.
Hehehe...
Broke up with my ex LAST NIGHT cause he cheated on me and now I have SOOO many ideas 😂 😈
I love the petty revenge that doesn't involve a third party especially "making them fall in love" or sleeping with the other's friend. Spending their money, leaving that rank smell, getting spam sent to their phone and email!! Those I live for.
Char's hair is just effin perfection. That is all.