Twilight Movie Roast - Bella And Edward Suck!

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  • Опубліковано 9 жов 2023
  • Twilight. The book series-turned-movie franchise that had teenagers and middle-aged moms going crazy. I was never a fan. Granted, I had only seen bits and pieces of the first movie and none of the sequels. That all changes today! I watched the first Twilight movie and as expected, I hated it. The movie sucks on pretty much every front. It saddens me that this shallow, vapid story got an entire Twilight Saga but here we are. Bella and Edward have a dumb relationship with zero chemistry. Even when they are in chemistry class, there is none taking place! Let's sink our teeth into 2008's Twilight.
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    Narrated by: Adam Olinger
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  • @Denis-fp7ku
    @Denis-fp7ku 9 місяців тому +10

    I got invited to a Twilight party. Guests were encouraged to dress in character. I couldn't do it. I couldn't go.

    • @bofi1280
      @bofi1280 9 місяців тому

      Doesn't even sound fun, the characters don't dress very distinctly at all. 😂

  • @JustHarryOBrien
    @JustHarryOBrien 9 місяців тому +10

    Whiter than my grandmas scrapbook collection 🤣🤣
    Now that’s GOLD

  • @SullyStreams
    @SullyStreams 9 місяців тому +11

    Stay Puft Marshmallow Man line nearly made me spit out my drink

    • @abdulkhafidsulaymaan
      @abdulkhafidsulaymaan 9 місяців тому +2

      even tho i saw it coming (because i read this comment first) it still KILLED me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davidshillaker7578
    @davidshillaker7578 9 місяців тому +5

    In essence, Twilight is about to people who go "uuuuuuhuhhuuuuuuuu" and "guuuuuuuuhuuuuuhhhhuuuuuuu" and "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuggggguuuuuuuwwwwaaaaaaaa" towards each other for about 2 hours

  • @vietnamd0820
    @vietnamd0820 9 місяців тому +16

    Here’s to hoping Adam does the other Twilight movies…especially the last one…I can’t wait for his reaction to the cgi baby Edward and Bella give birth to 😂

  • @mr.panamaniac
    @mr.panamaniac 9 місяців тому +11

    I never realized how creepy edward was

    • @jgirlinluv55
      @jgirlinluv55 9 місяців тому +2

      I'm mad that they did a reboot and called it fifty shades of grey, and I read it, lol

    • @bisnu548
      @bisnu548 9 місяців тому

      Wouldn't have been creepy if she were 18 or if ed were 17 too

  • @MCrockett1
    @MCrockett1 9 місяців тому +5

    Loved the Hungry Eyes reference. I too have no idea what they say in that song.

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 9 місяців тому

      Neither does anyone else 😂

  • @thelordwapi
    @thelordwapi 9 місяців тому +4

    I swear this roast has killed me so many times.

  • @danw4490
    @danw4490 9 місяців тому +8

    It doesn't get better than this review.

  • @IKaishoI
    @IKaishoI 9 місяців тому +6

    This is absolutely hilarious, just what this movie deserves 😂

  • @bertonspat129
    @bertonspat129 9 місяців тому +5

    Whiter than my grandma’s scrapbook

  • @hydrobetty5765
    @hydrobetty5765 3 місяці тому +2

    Cracking up…every girls dream of a 100 year old man standing in the room. This movie was never right😂😂😂

  • @damonlongstreet8630
    @damonlongstreet8630 9 місяців тому +5

    Review Underworld next

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 9 місяців тому

      I enjoyed the first Underworld movie…the 2nd one was boring…I didn’t watch the other ones after that

    • @damonlongstreet8630
      @damonlongstreet8630 9 місяців тому

      @@vietnamd0820 1/2/3 are Peck. 4 is okey to meh. 5 is an insult/series killer (David's backstory is the only highlight)

  • @timdumala7698
    @timdumala7698 8 місяців тому +2

    Adam you are on fire in this video with your rant of how these movies are embarrassing garbage! This is your best work. You need to do more rants like this! This is hilarious

  • @bisnu548
    @bisnu548 9 місяців тому +2

    The scariest film I've seen is hereditary
    Al/noor - 54 year gap
    Robert/Tiffany - 16 year gap
    Dennis/laura - 39 year gap
    Maybe age gap fetish (I'm ok with it) or gold digging or genuine love

  • @Icarus11000
    @Icarus11000 9 місяців тому +4

    I'm ashamed to admit...I read all the books. We were driving my brother from MN to Vancouver for college, I saw the book at one of our stops and I needed SOMETHING to read during the trip!
    I feel dirty. I need to watch a GOOD vampire movie now, like "Let the Right One In"

    • @user-oc6on9nv1x
      @user-oc6on9nv1x 9 місяців тому

      to be fair the books are wwwaayyyyyyy better then the movies.

    • @Icarus11000
      @Icarus11000 9 місяців тому +1

      @@user-oc6on9nv1x You can present as it is or present trash on a shiny silver platter with some garnish on top. They are both still trash

    • @user-oc6on9nv1x
      @user-oc6on9nv1x 9 місяців тому

      @@Icarus11000 true that lol

    • @palantiri6590
      @palantiri6590 2 місяці тому

      @@user-oc6on9nv1xThe movies are actually preferable to the books. The amount of scenes describing Bella’s days at school in the book were nauseating.

  • @NXGGLOBALPRODUCTIONS
    @NXGGLOBALPRODUCTIONS 4 місяці тому +3

    I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes 🤣🤣🤣 This video deserves wayyyyyyy more views and likes! 😅

  • @wexfordrob
    @wexfordrob 9 місяців тому +2

    The whole film is basically….,o my my gawd I want to be a vampire because I’m an awkward teenager and I hate everything And then an old person with a young shiny face wants to finger her

  • @Yoshi-dy7qg
    @Yoshi-dy7qg 9 місяців тому +2

    Great video as per use, short for usual

  • @coltonpiper6156
    @coltonpiper6156 9 місяців тому +1

    Thank you. I very much enjoyed the sarcasm in this

  • @Soulfire252
    @Soulfire252 9 місяців тому +2

    Good job on the rant, but honestly I think you were too nice. I've seen a lot of your rants. And you usually go for the jugular 🙂 and now I can't achieve climax...ever again.

  • @CEWIII9873
    @CEWIII9873 9 місяців тому

    Horror movie recommendations:
    Romero's Dead series (especially Day of the Dead)
    Hell House LLC
    The Mist (2007)
    An American Werewolf in London
    Salem's Lot (original)
    Last Shift (2014)

  • @MrJC1
    @MrJC1 9 місяців тому +1

    God I hated Twilight. My then GF was obsessed with it back then. To be honest I had almost forgot about it entirely until this video. Lol!

  • @damonappel
    @damonappel 9 місяців тому

    I really hope that the next movie in the SAGA that you're forced to watch is the fifth one.
    ...and THEN the other ones, in random order. 😂

  • @brettdavidson3866
    @brettdavidson3866 4 місяці тому

    Adam roast other twilight movies I saw this with a gf and she told me it's like blade we split up after

  • @shaneblackburn8910
    @shaneblackburn8910 9 місяців тому +1

    Adam, if you want to check out an amazing vampire movie to erase Twilight from your mind, I highly recommend the anime film Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust.

  • @miroslavknap266
    @miroslavknap266 9 місяців тому +3

    Maaaan I am pretty sure I love you 🥰
    PS. No homo ☺️
    PS2. Thank you for what you do 🙂 , you are super funny inteligent and just overall amazing 🤗

  • @Popcicle74
    @Popcicle74 9 місяців тому +2

    One of your best videos so far. Hopefully there will be more (hint hint)

    • @AdamDoesMovies
      @AdamDoesMovies  9 місяців тому

      The support has been very appreciative. I have a roast coming up tomorrow for Dr. Strange 2. It's turning out really good so far. I'm still editing!

    • @Popcicle74
      @Popcicle74 9 місяців тому

      Can't wait for it! But still, take your time on it hehe@@AdamDoesMovies

  • @bobross1829
    @bobross1829 9 місяців тому

    At a bar for lunch several years after this came out it was on their TV and watched it just to see what the deal was. I heard it was awful but also a hit, so just wanted to say I saw at least part of it. It is til this day the worst movie that was a hit I ever saw. I think there was subliminal messaging in it for it to have become a hit. It makes zero sense and it is frankly amazing both Stewart and Patterson survived this. I don't know how they did it, because they were just awful in this. Beyond Star Wars prequel Anakin and Padme awful. The Star Wars prequels were Romeo and Juliet compared to this.

  • @bofi1280
    @bofi1280 9 місяців тому +1

    3:22 😂😂

  • @bofi1280
    @bofi1280 9 місяців тому +1

    5:54 😂😂

  • @coltonpiper6156
    @coltonpiper6156 9 місяців тому

    Finally getting to watching this

  • @coath514
    @coath514 9 місяців тому +1

    The weirdest part of this whole story is that edward is only interested in Bella because she's the only person whose mind he can't read. And that makes her special lol. Thats so completely fucked up but you women ate this up with a spoon

  • @dbdeets
    @dbdeets 9 місяців тому

    Clever Lyndsi. Let someone else take the fall for suggesting it and then enjoy one of her faves again. 😁😉

  • @Yoshi-dy7qg
    @Yoshi-dy7qg 9 місяців тому

    Hey remember Buffy

  • @Romance_dream_
    @Romance_dream_ 9 місяців тому

    no...
    Edward did not attend high school to groom young women, he attended high school to become more human,
    bella was the first girl he was ever interested in ( she was the only woman in his life)

    • @AdamDoesMovies
      @AdamDoesMovies  9 місяців тому +1

      That is actually a much dumber reason.

    • @Romance_dream_
      @Romance_dream_ 9 місяців тому

      how's so? explain?@@AdamDoesMovies

  • @mrwesker
    @mrwesker 9 місяців тому

    Woohoo!

  • @gyozalover
    @gyozalover 9 місяців тому

    I never saw Twilight but the movie Vampires Suck makes a lot more sense now. 😂

  • @Hereforconversation16
    @Hereforconversation16 9 місяців тому

    Only YOU would find a way to talk about Edwards Pen15🫣😆