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  • Опубліковано 25 чер 2024
  • Presenter Paul Robalino has a few suggestions about human anatomy and biology that he wants to share with the world, for everyone's benefit. Please watch, listen, and keep an open mind (don't think too hard about the spworm though). For full episodes of Smartypants and tons of other exclusive shows, sign up for Dropout today: signup.dropout.tv
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  • @Mealbot2000
    @Mealbot2000 Місяць тому +2541

    I always knew Paul was funny, but this presentation and his appearance in make some noise makes me want to see him as a reoccurring cast member.

    • @MrMighty147
      @MrMighty147 Місяць тому +35

      100%

    • @jakes2305
      @jakes2305 Місяць тому +6

      Facts

    • @Doinge
      @Doinge Місяць тому +33

      he was in the "bigoted jokes show you care" sketch a few years ago. avery monsen is another producer who's really funny, "this monster has no phone case" agent and one of the give-it-a-whirl fuckers

    • @Tw1zteR.
      @Tw1zteR. Місяць тому +36

      i'm still not over the hookup uber story

    • @vaultvirtuoso5495
      @vaultvirtuoso5495 Місяць тому +1

      @@Tw1zteR.there’s a this American life episode he did about it

  • @fussyeater7
    @fussyeater7 Місяць тому +2110

    As a Dropout subscriber I actually felt a bit sad for non-subscribers as the video got cut short, knowing that the end presentation Q&A is the best part :(

    • @bebgab1971
      @bebgab1971 Місяць тому +90

      i was so sad to see they got rid of that bit!

    • @scarletkittyeyes
      @scarletkittyeyes Місяць тому +149

      non-subscribers are also sad for ourselves for all we miss

    • @liamross340
      @liamross340 Місяць тому +150

      IT WOULD FEEL GOOD

    • @dawnofdanielle7066
      @dawnofdanielle7066 Місяць тому +240

      For the non-subscribers - he comes around and decides spworm is no longer a joke and is now a real suggestion

    • @DarkHarlequin
      @DarkHarlequin Місяць тому +79

      "It would FEEL GOOD!" 😁😁

  • @Runaway-Reptar
    @Runaway-Reptar Місяць тому +1347

    'Mitten hands. That one's obvious, we don't have to talk about that' 😂😂😂

    • @Longshanks126
      @Longshanks126 Місяць тому +33

      Idk how but I straight-up missed that one one my first watch through! Some of the most unhinged shit I've seen and I'm so here for it lol

    • @Neo_Is_Done
      @Neo_Is_Done Місяць тому +43

      not just mitten hands
      FLESHY mitten hands
      the distinction clears up any unnecessary remaining questions

    • @sunilpathak9028
      @sunilpathak9028 Місяць тому +1

      @@Neo_Is_Done but i still didnt get it , its for what ???

    • @finasol1019
      @finasol1019 Місяць тому +3

      @@sunilpathak9028That’s the point, there’s nothing to get. It’s just meant to be nonsensical and disgusting 😭

  • @imjustdandy9799
    @imjustdandy9799 Місяць тому +1226

    Paul is a stealth hitter. His calm delivery had me struggling to breath

    • @matchatoasty
      @matchatoasty Місяць тому +39

      his voice is so soothing that for a moment you completely forget the subject matter

    • @sananton2821
      @sananton2821 Місяць тому +2

      e

  • @Sheamu5
    @Sheamu5 Місяць тому +3354

    I'm glad they made this available to everyone, this was one of the best presentations

    • @nevergiveup5939
      @nevergiveup5939 Місяць тому +8

      Why are we here in this life, why do we die, what will happen to us after death.

    • @MrPhante
      @MrPhante Місяць тому +57

      Seriously, this is the best poster child for the series

    • @bryanlewis5233
      @bryanlewis5233 Місяць тому +50

      Hands down. My girlfriend and I still reference either spworm or "compare with friends" at least once a day.

    • @leauxgan
      @leauxgan Місяць тому +12

      truly one of THE Smartypants Presentations of all time

    • @ANunes06
      @ANunes06 Місяць тому +23

      This and "No Thank You: The Ocean" subtitle "We don't know what's in there, and we shouldn't find out." are without a doubt the best 5 to 10 minute presentations I have ever witnessed.

  • @Turnups27
    @Turnups27 Місяць тому +624

    "You don't understand, It would feel really good"

  • @danerang
    @danerang Місяць тому +461

    “I’ve seen all these bands play live” fucking killed me

    • @npitzer
      @npitzer Місяць тому +17

      legendary interjection

  • @bath_foam4576
    @bath_foam4576 Місяць тому +523

    him and zac oyama both have this super laid back and casual tone that make them both the comedy assassins they are

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax Місяць тому +1112

    “It would be roughly the size of a small worm”
    “…a small worm?”
    “…or a small snake”
    “A small snake???”

  • @ianaVi
    @ianaVi Місяць тому +546

    Glad everyone gets to experience the Spworm

  • @JackVanFleet
    @JackVanFleet Місяць тому +633

    I love how the spwerm went from “JK it’s fake” to the clincher of the QA period

  • @charteon9092
    @charteon9092 Місяць тому +1132

    For those watching this one was literally the best, dropout is treating y’all

    • @FlawlessRythym
      @FlawlessRythym Місяць тому +55

      This is one of my favorites but it's hard to pick a best. The Ocean was fantastic. And so was Birds. 😂

    • @jellyjilli1004
      @jellyjilli1004 Місяць тому +11

      @@FlawlessRythym Birds is great! I LOVED Celebrities

    • @Mel-ul8sr
      @Mel-ul8sr Місяць тому +5

      @@FlawlessRythym So was eggs

    • @hiigguys7395
      @hiigguys7395 Місяць тому +14

      @@Mel-ul8sr Vegetables not being real won me over, and the fact I unironically agreed with the prompt made it so good.

    • @kjarakravik4837
      @kjarakravik4837 Місяць тому +2

      I feel like the moon was really underrated, that one was my favourite

  • @paper_bag_pancake
    @paper_bag_pancake Місяць тому +168

    i love that his arguments mostly boil down to "compare with friends" and "this version would feel good"

  • @chrispydesign585
    @chrispydesign585 Місяць тому +407

    Lowkey, Trapp has some of the best interjections in this presentation. The way he says "a small worm... a small snake?!", "I think you're gonna get some pushback on this one" are also hilarious additions to this already hilarious presentation

    • @michaelchikos4551
      @michaelchikos4551 Місяць тому +34

      “In the same way you pee pee you would snurg blitz”

    • @ericlytle2209
      @ericlytle2209 Місяць тому +3

      He would kill as an adlibber to like an MF Doom type track

  • @kylerae9196
    @kylerae9196 Місяць тому +116

    Can we just stop to appreciate the subtle insanity of his slide designs? He made a box to put all the liquid/gas/solid categories in, and then purposefully dropped 'expell diarrhea' below the line. Amazing

  • @goldie819
    @goldie819 Місяць тому +254

    Compare with friends

  • @TheosGhost
    @TheosGhost Місяць тому +197

    so glad unsuspecting youtube watchers are now going to be subjected to *THE SPWORM*

  • @sv003
    @sv003 Місяць тому +444

    This presentation's sheer unhinged brilliance deserves to be experienced and shared with the world without paywalls, I'm _so_ glad y'all released it for all!
    Edit: It is 200% worth it to get a Dropout Sub _just_ for the even _more_ unhinged Q&A session the Smartypants all had with Paul right after his presentation!

    • @DarkHarlequin
      @DarkHarlequin Місяць тому +22

      Traps horrified expression as he recounts all the implications of the 'Sworm' send me every time 😋

  • @General_Grievance
    @General_Grievance Місяць тому +972

    ALL PULP NO JUICE!!!

    • @Ramschat
      @Ramschat Місяць тому +79

      Don't worry, it would still be wet 😂

    • @Aeiouaaaaaaaaa
      @Aeiouaaaaaaaaa Місяць тому +21

      ALL PULP NO JUICE.

    • @blu39943
      @blu39943 Місяць тому +25

      ​@@Ramschatso mostly pulp with a little bit of juice

    • @Fafhrd42
      @Fafhrd42 Місяць тому +30

      @@Ramschat ALL PULP SOME JUICE

    • @TheWatcher51393
      @TheWatcher51393 Місяць тому +8

      ~ s w i m m e r s ~

  • @Venus0Kets
    @Venus0Kets Місяць тому +235

    I'm obsessed by how he said, "There's a sound playing *at da club*."

  • @gingersoul44
    @gingersoul44 Місяць тому +231

    This is the most unhinged presentation and I'm here for it

  • @globglogabgalabyeast6611
    @globglogabgalabyeast6611 Місяць тому +83

    Paul's matter of fact delivery dismissing concerns because things would actually be cool and good is just so perfect. So simple, but flawlessly executed

  • @strawberrysoupiii4801
    @strawberrysoupiii4801 Місяць тому +73

    “writhe around and flap like, you know, like when you catch a fish and it’s on the boat and it’s just kind of like-“ [flops hand around as an example]

  • @deadline2157
    @deadline2157 Місяць тому +1290

    "First of all I don't mean to brag. But I am gay"
    Applause ensues.
    Dropout ur too good to let my broke ass feast on this episode.

    • @brianbrady139
      @brianbrady139 Місяць тому +8

      there is a 3 day free trial that you can do, I used it and they don't do the thing were you have to remember to cancel if you don't want to have to pay for them month you just loss access after the 3 days

    • @deadline2157
      @deadline2157 Місяць тому

      @@brianbrady139I've bought it before and I ended up buying it again, but thank you lmao.

    • @kaloyaxeus
      @kaloyaxeus Місяць тому +6

      @@brianbrady139 holy based

    • @deadline2157
      @deadline2157 Місяць тому +9

      @@brianbrady139 thank you lmao but I ended up getting dropout anyway. It's worth it!

  • @chance9512
    @chance9512 Місяць тому +138

    I unironically agree with 90% of these points, I know nothing about Paul, but I would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

    • @Kibannn
      @Kibannn Місяць тому +21

      I have to assume the spworm is included in that 90%

    • @MicoDossun
      @MicoDossun Місяць тому +20

      The fleshy mitten hands is a given

    • @tiffpoydras
      @tiffpoydras Місяць тому +3

      Same, I have thought about these changes too much

    • @JohnCena-fd5yw
      @JohnCena-fd5yw Місяць тому +1

      he's one of the lead creators of game changer, after sam. that's all you need to know lol

  • @arjc5714
    @arjc5714 Місяць тому +183

    THANK you for posting this for everyone to watch. I think about this presentation daily (derogatory) and I may be in love with Paul Robalino (affectionate).

  • @deadline2157
    @deadline2157 Місяць тому +140

    Fellas don't you hate when you snurge the blick all over the sink. Happened to me this morning.

  • @yawishable
    @yawishable Місяць тому +115

    "I see some people nodding!"
    "WHO?!"
    🤣

  • @margaridabaptista3712
    @margaridabaptista3712 Місяць тому +158

    I'm so happy this masterpiece extends beyond the paywall! 🤣

  • @aqueelkadri8371
    @aqueelkadri8371 Місяць тому +147

    "Something with plasma" will never not make me laugh

  • @benthomson1132
    @benthomson1132 Місяць тому +93

    I sincerely hope that MBA classes show these videos to their students, they're an absolute goldmine.

  • @math9172
    @math9172 Місяць тому +125

    It is one of the decisions of all time to make this sketch public. It makes me feel really good actually. (a bit of a shame the question section isn't here, because it's even more hilarious, but I guess it makes non-dropout subscriber have something to look forward too if they decide to pay a cookie per month to access the content).
    More seriously, I was genuinely howling in laughter while watching this presentation the first time, so I'm very happy anyone can now experience the same.

  • @SarahMaeBea
    @SarahMaeBea Місяць тому +71

    "Something with Plasma" killed me.

  • @thiswayjose
    @thiswayjose Місяць тому +47

    “Hey Janie, consider, no you wouldn’t”

  • @permit93
    @permit93 Місяць тому +64

    Another advantage of the spworm: you can compare with your friends!

  • @GLRequiemEternam
    @GLRequiemEternam Місяць тому +11

    How is a single clip of Grant raising his hand and sticking his tongue out so versatile? It could easily have been used at least six more times in this video.

  • @brandonrust4114
    @brandonrust4114 Місяць тому +41

    I don't know the last time I've laughed out loud so consistently. In this single presentation we got the whole spworm bit, see through body cavities, a "compare with friends" running gag, pee pee, poop poop, fart farts, SOMETHING with plasma (snurge blick or grump crunt perhaps?), fleshy mitten hands, "that baby can't do shit," and so so so much more. I wish the Q&A after was made widely available because this was only half of the spworm bit really!

  • @cardrabitt1159
    @cardrabitt1159 Місяць тому +28

    2:51 the way everyone just turns to silently look at Grant 😭😭😭

  • @malucos00
    @malucos00 Місяць тому +54

    babe i cant talk rn, most rewatchable yt video just dropped

  • @sebomba
    @sebomba Місяць тому +88

    ✨🌈Something with Plasma🌈✨

  • @HalfTimeLazer
    @HalfTimeLazer Місяць тому +54

    I just knew that the spworm was too good to stay Dropout exclusive, everyone needed to see it

  • @milenacosta8299
    @milenacosta8299 Місяць тому +70

    I didn’t think Paul had that freak in him 🙌 I was laughing my ass off by the end of this presentation

  • @habib670
    @habib670 Місяць тому +86

    paul deserves this

  • @casualnerdjason6678
    @casualnerdjason6678 Місяць тому +26

    I’ve watched Dropout for years… and this presentation is one of the funniest, most unhinged things I’ve seen. Paul really set a high bar for future Smartypants (and that’s saying a lot, because every presentation has been good.)

  • @jbca
    @jbca Місяць тому +34

    I’m glad Paul gets to have his genius on display for the world to see here. Dropout knows they’ve got a hit clip.

  • @artisan_cane
    @artisan_cane Місяць тому +25

    This single bit has been worth my Dropout subscription. Folks, get onboard!

  • @DarkHarlequin
    @DarkHarlequin Місяць тому +27

    Paul is THE discovery for me on Dropout this year. His sense of humor is really just SO up my street and he's hilarious 😄👍

    • @RateOfPenetration
      @RateOfPenetration Місяць тому +7

      And he’s literally been behind the scenes the entire time. I believe he was one of the few employees left when Sam brought out Dropout

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 Місяць тому +14

    “The moment I understood the weakness of my flesh… it disgusted me”

  • @ashleygreen5343
    @ashleygreen5343 Місяць тому +11

    "I see some people nodding."
    "WHO?!?"
    4:39 Slays me every time 😂

  • @OtterThunder
    @OtterThunder Місяць тому +13

    "compare with friends" got funnier each time.

  • @sRubi05
    @sRubi05 Місяць тому +28

    Love that he presents this like he's presenting the next iPhone model

  • @thycket4573
    @thycket4573 Місяць тому +51

    yesss everyone needs to see the spworm

  • @spiderganon
    @spiderganon Місяць тому +37

    Some smarty pants presentations need a whole ted talk

  • @BBBness
    @BBBness Місяць тому +6

    The spworm being evidence, rather than a point, was genius.

  • @Blue_Avatar
    @Blue_Avatar Місяць тому +9

    Aw wish we had gotten the question portion of the presentation too 😆 Paul exasperatedly saying "IT WOULD FEEL GOOD!" *KILLED* me!

  • @foefafee
    @foefafee Місяць тому +16

    This is one of the best presentations!
    Y’all, if you don’t have dropout, I promise it’s worth it.

  • @crow_2772
    @crow_2772 Місяць тому +27

    They should've included the questions section of this lecture

  • @jagrubster
    @jagrubster Місяць тому +7

    They put the very best presentation on YT! Dropout really loves its community, even the broke ones 🥰

  • @julio1148
    @julio1148 Місяць тому +17

    Every callback was perfect 😂 “compare with friends” got me every time

    • @zeesh1351
      @zeesh1351 Місяць тому +1

      "It would feel really good!"

  • @EndiXIV
    @EndiXIV Місяць тому +8

    I'm autistic and you have NO IDEA how much I wish I could turn off my senses bro

  • @saraghhh
    @saraghhh Місяць тому +12

    The whole world needs to know about spworm. Thank you for sharing this.

  • @Imalsoconfused
    @Imalsoconfused Місяць тому +12

    I’ve watched this presentation so many on dropout already. I’m truly getting more than my moneys worth by being able to watch it here too.

  • @thegr8patsby476
    @thegr8patsby476 Місяць тому +14

    noooo, why leave out the q&a?? 😭😭 "Pallavi, it would FEEL GOOD ! 😡😡"

  • @sam_art21321
    @sam_art21321 Місяць тому +12

    We need more Paul as a cast member (only if he wants to ofc)😂the energy he brings is amazing

  • @DysprosiumMr
    @DysprosiumMr Місяць тому +21

    This is the greatest content on the internet.

  • @ashk5259
    @ashk5259 Місяць тому +5

    Some people can turn off their ears! Inside our ears is a muscle called the tensor tympani, which generally involuntarily blocks out long loud sounds with a low rumble. While rare, some can flex this muscle to block out sounds when they want!

  • @quocanhnguyen7275
    @quocanhnguyen7275 Місяць тому +39

    Oh no you guys left out the QnA part! That was the best part!

    • @spenshaa
      @spenshaa Місяць тому +5

      It would feel good!!!

  • @MrMighty147
    @MrMighty147 Місяць тому +12

    This was literally the best one by a long shot. Paul is a menace!

  • @sunnyy_
    @sunnyy_ Місяць тому +10

    I was praying they would upload this presentation in full, so I could send it to my friends and convince them to get Dropout. Please upload the Q&A part too! I think it could really get people to subscribe

  • @orioncallaghan2659
    @orioncallaghan2659 Місяць тому +16

    ADD THE Q&A SECTION YOU COWARDS! Incredible content.

  • @ctuero
    @ctuero Місяць тому +5

    ive been watching full season over on dropout. and this show is a gem but pauls presentation is a DIAMOND. best presentation yet

  • @mickaelbalta1050
    @mickaelbalta1050 Місяць тому +11

    Thanks, I can now compare this video with my friends and it will feel good.

  • @andrewduncan2258
    @andrewduncan2258 Місяць тому +23

    He factored it all in guys.

  • @grandpaix3992
    @grandpaix3992 Місяць тому +8

    i feel like i say this about dropout a lot, but this immediately became one of my favorite shows.

  • @Adj4ni
    @Adj4ni Місяць тому +15

    Lost my shit laughing when i first saw this on dropout. The Q&A afterward is also hilarious.

  • @deadline2157
    @deadline2157 Місяць тому +12

    Paul holy shit I need to see more of him on shows

  • @puffoffluffedair543
    @puffoffluffedair543 Місяць тому +5

    Yeah the world needs to see this. also 2:50 I can't put into words how perfect this moment is Grant killed me

  • @ridered300
    @ridered300 Місяць тому +2

    This is extremely important information; it should be broadcast on all major TV networks, radio, and added to public school curriculums.

  • @liamross340
    @liamross340 Місяць тому +5

    my favourite part about youtube comments is being able to compare with friends

  • @mannequin_z
    @mannequin_z Місяць тому +7

    I saw this multiple times already on my Dropout account but you bet your ass I’m watching it again on UA-cam

  • @deadline2157
    @deadline2157 Місяць тому +9

    God what a gem. Every moment.

  • @LagginLikeHell
    @LagginLikeHell Місяць тому +7

    This one, the Groundhogs Day and the Ocean were the BEST so far ❤

  • @Fruckert
    @Fruckert Місяць тому +33

    spworm time

  • @honestlythough7250
    @honestlythough7250 Місяць тому +2

    Ok but imagine being insecure about your organs. Sittin at home under your covers listening to sad songs and looking at your best friend’s intestines thinking “wow… i wish my lower instestine was that girthy 😓”

  • @aqueelkadri8371
    @aqueelkadri8371 Місяць тому +4

    Yesssss
    I saw a 2 min version of this presentation uploaded by a random youtube account and I knew I needed the whole thang
    Thank you Dropout

  • @leojones1964
    @leojones1964 Місяць тому +5

    PALAVI! It would FEEL GOOD.

  • @victorym744
    @victorym744 Місяць тому +3

    This deserves public access. Absolutely unhinged.

  • @DougSalad
    @DougSalad Місяць тому +4

    so cool to see Paul be a performer and not just a Game Changer BTS guy, he was very, very funny. I hope this means we'll get more of the BTS crew doing stuff.
    Like Ash and Nico or Tamar and Alex

  • @JackiJinx
    @JackiJinx Місяць тому +3

    Sad that the Q&A portion is cut but so happy I can share this with my other buds that have no yet converted. Yet.

  • @ClickZephyr
    @ClickZephyr Місяць тому +3

    please consider: compare with friends.

  • @NoChance18
    @NoChance18 Місяць тому +7

    Perfect! Now I can compare this presentation with friends!

  • @robertaitken4855
    @robertaitken4855 Місяць тому +2

    I would like to see more presentations available. Here’s why. For one, compare with friends.

  • @PD-ht2yk
    @PD-ht2yk Місяць тому +3

    I was watching this episode earlier and hoping they make it public as a preview to Smartypants, and i'm glad they really did

  • @punkussion4676
    @punkussion4676 Місяць тому +5

    Oh no the Q&A is still behind the paywall….smart.

  • @goattron
    @goattron Місяць тому +5

    I love Paul… we need more Paul.

  • @evetobe
    @evetobe Місяць тому +4

    I want more Paul in front of the camera on Dropout, especially after the latest Make Some Noise

  • @dhussconsulting
    @dhussconsulting Місяць тому +3

    Dropout, can I legit start a chapter of the Smartypants society? The San Diego chapter is ready to go!

  • @SageLegacy
    @SageLegacy Місяць тому +3

    Actually my favorite presentation so far. Actually hilarious

  • @TheTruSparkleGlitter
    @TheTruSparkleGlitter Місяць тому +3

    the first time I saw this I cry-laughed for a good ten minutes after it was over

  • @deazma1453
    @deazma1453 Місяць тому +2

    I love the first one because I imagine diagnosing diseases could be so much easier(not all information on it would help but he said something about white count and that could help diagnose infection, not which; for that you still need doctors but now you know what to look for)
    Amazing presentation!