it isn't canon. it was created by the community, not (entirely) Valve So it isn't canon. + as far as i'm aware students in american high schools are 18-21 years old, but i might be wrong
@@drunk_famasmf5135 And if you've read the comics, you know how Pyro feels about pedos. If Scout were into underage girls, Pyro would not let him live.
0:53 Fun Fact: The sentry is misleading, as the shot cuts to scout dodging the bullets it's actually a Heavy shooting at him, due to the sound, bullet spread, and extreme muzzle flash. In conclusion, Scout didn't dodge sentry fire in Meet the Scout. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
I swear on my life every medpack I stole from a medic was an accident, i did not notice the medic until after i already grabbed it. I fucking promise, dont hurt me.
I once took part in epic scout 1vs1 I had the Boston basher and enemy had three-rune blade, we both died from bleeding out after missing so many hits... I'm not joking, THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED
What about MvM slander? Like average money scout (1:56 clip) scout when he bought 3 movement and 3 jump upgrades (kangaroo clip) +100% damage and +200% clip sodapopper scout is going to tankbust (some gigachad clips) scout fanning every robot in the entire wave (some clips with people fighting flies with flyswatter) when scout is better medic than medic cuz madmilk (idk what clip) shortstop scout pushing away ubercharged bomb carrier from the hatch (that clip with Mercy from Overwatch) robot when he us under slowdown milk (banana slip clip)
Just came up with a kinda crappy head canon for the 'not shooting after drinking bonk' is that scouts invincibility makes him highly susceptible to forces that aren't gravity or the momentum of his own movement. So when he shoots a gun I imagine the recoil is massively increased to the point that scout doesn't think shooting anything while bonked will accomplish anything so he doesn't try.
I am a medic main and I can say that Scouts are not stealing my healthpacks everyone steals it also killin spewd runner Scouts that coming for the intel dies in a sec thanks to level 1 sentrys they are low healthed af
You know the funniest thing is I’m a scout main and I always wonder where my team is and their a: all dead or b: they didn’t fucking come out spawn or even better is that their all dead and won’t stick together like a team should 😂
Here's one i though of for if you do a "Demoman slander" video: Demoknight mains when they meet an airblasting pyro: (they cant possibly hurt the pyro in any way)
Somehow when i use the scattergun im fireing plastic at the enemys but when a scout on the enemy team uses the scattergun it feels like there shooting .50 cal at me
cant wait to see whts in a pyro one if you make it . would contribute but i only have 50 hours and kinda suck so it wouldnt accurately represent pyro players i think
Scout is just Jerma doing a shamwow guy impression
is name is jerma after all
isn’t scout’s va the shamwow guy or am I stupid
You mean vince?
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@@SomeGaymerNerd the second one
I’m a firm believer that the track terrorizer description is not canon. I want to believe it isn’t canon.
it isn't canon. it was created by the community, not (entirely) Valve
So it isn't canon. + as far as i'm aware students in american high schools are 18-21 years old, but i might be wrong
Its canon to THE scout, but not all the player controlled scouts.
I figured Scout joined the track team to hit on his teammates' moms. The Smissmas comic shows he's got a thing for single mothers. (It's genetic.)
@@victoriaasenjo524 that sounds a lot more like scout
@@drunk_famasmf5135 And if you've read the comics, you know how Pyro feels about pedos. If Scout were into underage girls, Pyro would not let him live.
Pyro mains when there is a spy:
*W+M1*
0:53 Fun Fact: The sentry is misleading, as the shot cuts to scout dodging the bullets it's actually a Heavy shooting at him, due to the sound, bullet spread, and extreme muzzle flash.
In conclusion, Scout didn't dodge sentry fire in Meet the Scout.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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@@monogramzip5426 B*tch what do you mean? The man is just using facts and logic.
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As a scout main, everything in this video is completely true
yeah same
Same
same
As a scout main i can confirm
Scout is a class from tf2
If you do Pyro slander, please add this:
F2P Pyro players with 1 hour ruining a 4000+ hour spy main's epic frag video (they killed him once):
A 4000+ hour spy (try’s to trick stab) vs the 1 hour f2p spy (gun)
This is the tf2 moment of our generation
TF2 fandom try not to make a meme saying "Scout getting health kit/calling medic at 124HP" challenge (impossible):
I swear on my life every medpack I stole from a medic was an accident, i did not notice the medic until after i already grabbed it.
I fucking promise, dont hurt me.
Okay, you are forgiven (from a Medic main)
0:16 - So. Damn. True.
I once took part in epic scout 1vs1 I had the Boston basher and enemy had three-rune blade, we both died from bleeding out after missing so many hits... I'm not joking, THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED
as a scout main, yeah this video pretty much covers everything-
As a Scout main iii confirm most of these
guys the track terrorizer did NOT happen, i am not edp 😭😭
OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING
LETSSS GOOOOO
OH ITS HAPPENING!
OH GOD ITS HAPPENING OH GOD ITS HAPPENING!
1:11 this was literally me
EVERYBODY CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN 🗣️💯🔥
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Fr 🗣️💯🔥
0:44
ah yes
Mad C-
I was not expecting the Baby Face's Blaster joke, that one cracked me up
jail
Necro smasher could also work and its a multi class weapon
Got a bucket of chicken!
0:28 literally bonk atomic punch
Took ya long enough to realize the mad milk isn't dairy
I love how these videos contains so much truth it gets me worries.
People, who picked scout as main, trying to play another merc: 🐢💀
1:03
2000 years of constant human evolution to be a loser virgin😂😂😂
Scout when he steals a health kit with almost full health:
What about MvM slander? Like
average money scout (1:56 clip)
scout when he bought 3 movement and 3 jump upgrades (kangaroo clip)
+100% damage and +200% clip sodapopper scout is going to tankbust (some gigachad clips)
scout fanning every robot in the entire wave (some clips with people fighting flies with flyswatter)
when scout is better medic than medic cuz madmilk (idk what clip)
shortstop scout pushing away ubercharged bomb carrier from the hatch (that clip with Mercy from Overwatch)
robot when he us under slowdown milk (banana slip clip)
Just came up with a kinda crappy head canon for the 'not shooting after drinking bonk' is that scouts invincibility makes him highly susceptible to forces that aren't gravity or the momentum of his own movement. So when he shoots a gun I imagine the recoil is massively increased to the point that scout doesn't think shooting anything while bonked will accomplish anything so he doesn't try.
So glad that item description for the ‘track terrorizer’ isn’t canon 😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
1:36 this was me on the day of Jungle Inferno. I miss that weapon so much, dude.
I am a medic main and I can say that Scouts are not stealing my healthpacks everyone steals it also killin spewd runner Scouts that coming for the intel dies in a sec thanks to level 1 sentrys they are low healthed af
Proud to be a scout main. It ain't easy work being a human mosquito, but it's fun I'll give you that
0:10 when Harming someone covered in semen doesn’t heal wounds
Woke up to see me mentioned in this video. One of my comments made it here.
Huh. Neat.
2:28 had me in tears!
1:44 caught me off guard
I will steal a medkit from medics out of spite because they never heal me.
Scout mains using the Force-o-Nature on the third point in Upward:
I’ve never had the mini sentry situation happen
1:30 thats community made jacket and description i think
i run wrap assassin/mad milk, and not only is it good for heals but it's also the most humiliating combo to get hit by
As a scout myself, yeah i go gas gas everytime my hp is 124
i've been maining scout for the past month, and i have found that... yeah this is all correct
you really had to hit me with this tho? 0:32 😂
The ending 🤣
You know the funniest thing is I’m a scout main and I always wonder where my team is and their a: all dead or b: they didn’t fucking come out spawn or even better is that their all dead and won’t stick together like a team should 😂
I'm agree with the "spy" part
THIS IS WHAT IM BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS FREAKKINGGGG GOOOOOO
how is this video not taken down for the lime green/hot pink part
Here's one i though of for if you do a "Demoman slander" video:
Demoknight mains when they meet an airblasting pyro: (they cant possibly hurt the pyro in any way)
Pretty Acurate
they are speed
As a main Scout I confirm all of this 😂
I killed a sentry with a pistol as scout at the BLU Intelligence room, don't ask me questions, i'm not a scout main
As a Scout main this is true
whats the template for 1:04 i need it for a meme
The audacity
Is heavy gonna be next?
Most likely
1:10 NO SCOUT WHY 😭😭😭
It’s not canon don’t worry, it’s a community made item
"MY BLOOD MY BLOOD" -scout
i literally have 3 seconds on scout
1:23 literally this
Scout mains trying to explain that the Scatter gun is not overrated
Somehow when i use the scattergun im fireing plastic at the enemys but when a scout on the enemy team uses the scattergun it feels like there shooting .50 cal at me
Thats literally the *only* reason i say that the scattergun is trailer trash
What did my boy even do D:
Wont’cha lookie lookie there >:) 0:12
ayo what’s happening here 1:48
Scouts when I point my mouse at them (Im using the tomislav)
did you a pyro lines?
cant wait to see whts in a pyro one if you make it . would contribute but i only have 50 hours and kinda suck so it wouldnt accurately represent pyro players i think
is op a demo main?
You guys wouldn’t believe it, but I think he’s slandering scout
Hello
Yo what’s up
@@KlassicLoL I'm good.Sry no reply, I had school
I FORGOT ABOUT THE PEDO THING 😭
Pls heavy slander meme
If you wear lime green paint you should automatically get vote kicked no matter what!!
2:44 Why do i want to try this irl
Cosmetics aren’t canon…..
Except unusuals
Hi
Hello
couldnt think of anything funny so lets skip to the obvious.
SCOUT GAMING!
Scouts are will be always funny or sweaty or mostly…
*annoying*
Can you make demoman?
Will be doing all the classes :)
3 HOUR GANG!!1!1!1!1!1!1 👇
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2:11 that's me as a heavt main, it's just that random crits are just unfair
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