A lot of people talking about the obvious line, but just the way he hurriedly talks about how awesome the kids are, the unique, individual qualities that they possess, that their parents probably didn’t even realise. God, if more teachers could see that potential in more of their students. Cause some kids need that one person who encourages and believes in them, even if their own parents don’t. “They’re all just really cool kids, and if they were mine, I’d be so proud, and I am proud just to even know them.”
it really gets me the way characters' priorities are revealed under that kind of pressure. dewey saw the cop and realized instantly the jig was up, but instead of trying to weasel his way out of it in some way he just used what time he had to tell these parents how special their children are. because THAT is what became his priority over the course of the movie; helping these awesome kids shine. such a feel-good film. and then he fucking books it out of there when he realizes what he has accidentally implied, which, yeah, probably a good move.
You say that but this is a movie where you really say how you’d actually react. All they know rn is a man with a different name and not even an actual teacher where they were alone their kids for like a month or few weeks (don’t remember maybe more). In the end obviously eveyrthih was great and I WORSHIP this movie since I was a kid I’m not against Dewey 10000% in support of his character and Jackus Blackus. But again I could definitely understand parents being upset even ignoring his positive comments.
Also they clearly heard all the positive stuff he said they were literally smiling and showing their kids positivity. Maybe not Zack’s dad lol. Again it kind of turned off real quick as soon as they heard the truth.
“I could be dismembered by the teacher’s union.” “You expect us to believe this garbage?!” Shrugs shoulders and gives a look like yeah, what else do you want me to say? So damn funny!
@@lukespillman1313 He should have said "inspired" instead of "touched". Proper wording is extremely important Here is South Park pulling something similar: ua-cam.com/video/oEN7UP4o6LE/v-deo.html
"You told me to be like Ned and get a job." "I told you to be LIKE Ned, Dewey! I didn't tell you to BE Ned! And you're not even gonna apologize?!" "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOULD APOLOGIZE FOR CALLING THE COPS!!! IT'S NOT LIKE I MURDERED ANYBODY!!! I JUST WANTED TO PLAY IN THE SHOW!!! I WAS THIS CLOSE!!!"
@@x.lamaschingonaa_ Ruth Powers: excuse me. Ever since you started teaching here,all my daughter can talk about is Music. Chief Wiggum: why is my Son obsessed with David Geffen?
The end of this scene presupposes not only that he somehow managed to get out of the room that was crowded with indignant parents and a door that was blocked by the cops, Ned, and the principal... but he also managed to grab 2 guitars AND get that much of a headstart?
Not really, he just forgot to add one word in the choice of words, Inspiration. "I have been touched by your kids, from inspiration, and I'm pretty sure I've touched them the same way."
I'm pretty sure they put Dewey Finn under a lie detector test and he has not committed a crime except for the part about being a licensed teacher which he wasn't but later on he got off easily and now he runs an after-school program
My guess is they chased him into the classroom and he ran out the back door. So when he's running down the hallway you see the parents run out first because they were closest to the doorway and the cops aren't in the hall anymore so they must be in the classroom. But the timing seems off for that.
it is not only the wording that is hilarious, but also the fact that he stopped at "I touched them..." leaving the parents with an open interpretation of his words, and within seconds they were already imagining the worst possible scenarios! This is comedy gold here!!! 🤣
I know that impersonating someone is illegal but at 3:39, Dewey admitted that he wasn’t a licensed substitute teacher. He could’ve been arrested if he had lied. But thankfully he told the truth. If you ever impersonate someone, do it on your own time and don’t do it in public. If you do, please be honest and admit who you really are.
Yeah and plus Dewey was gonna give that money he made from substituting to Ned anyway so he could pay his share of the rent, so he wouldn't have really stolen anything. But identity theft does somewhat fall under what he's already done regardless of if he had integrity and admitted to his mistakes
@@elijahvigil7467 well he and Patty both had good points after the Parents night. Patty had the right to call the police because Dewey was unintentionally committing a crime by impersonating a teacher (which is illegal to impersonate anybody in public), and it could’ve put Ned‘s job at risk, and I would’ve done the same thing if my job was in jeopardy. And what Patty actually meant to say to Dewey was to, “Get A Job, not Get someone else’s job”. And Dewey also had a good point. He wasn’t gonna murder anybody and he should’ve said, “I was just trying to make money so I wouldn’t get evicted”. Cause even though Patty was kind of like a Karen towards Dewey and Ned, she is right about one thing which is true in real life. If you can’t pay your rent in a certain amount of time, you can be evicted.
@@streetspitzley66 yeah you're absolutely right. I won't lie, seeing this at 9 years old made me wanna be a rock star like Dewey is portrayed here. But now I'm 23 and I'm thinking like an adult. I'm sure being a musician would be fun, but I'd like to do it the legal way and if I was struggling to pay rent, I'd find legal ways to do it than impersonate my roommate and put his career in danger 🤣🤘
But unfortunately he had to go ahead and say “I’ve been touched by your kids. And I’m pretty sure I’ve touched them.” Seriously, he was nearly home free. But then he had to go ahead and say that.
I was 12 when I first saw this movie. I didn't quite catch it at first, but I heard my dad laughing hysterically and it wasn't that long after that it clicked in what they thought he was saying. Oh my God ... XD
Zack's dad's acting like he hates music or something. Why does he have such a problem with Zack always simply talking about music? What's wrong with that? Lawrence's dad at least had a legit suspicion about Dewey with the music CD as homework. But if Zack likes music, let him like it.
well I think its because there is a bit of a stigma surrounding the idea of doing music as a profession. Doesn't pay well, poor lifestyle, that kind of stuff. His parents are probably the types that want him to be like a doctor or lawyer or something.
Though I was in my 20s, I didn't get the "touched" line at all when I first saw the movie. So when Summer's mother started crying, I thought she was crazy lol.
You were in your 20s and didn't get the joke?! You must of lived a very sheltered life to not get the joke! I was 19 or 20 when I first saw it and pissed myself laughing as soon as I heard it. Its such an obvious joke!
@@TheConorsmithusa It's not that lol. I'm from the UK so I know all about pedophilia. It just didn't really fit into the scene. It wouldn't make sense for them to interpret it that way after his preceeding speech about their musical talents nor would he just admit it like that. :) I only got it later after seeing that pedophilia references are overused in comedy involving children.
Have to agree with @Jewish bar of soap. Today everything is screwed! I know REAL feminist who don’t call themselves feminists and they agree that SJW people are fucked.
@@YTWarrior100 I think the person was saying, why wasn’t he arrested at all at the end of the movie. Considering that he laid, being something he wasn’t.
@@YTWarrior100 That would be kind of hard because some of the parents would have grabbed him or one of the cops would have taken out his gun and told him to stop running and get his hands up. Maybe Ned told the cops that they could let him go and then he just grabbed his guitars and ran away out of embarrassment.
Lmaoo I never noticed this but at 3:59 the gay kid, Billy says “eww” and almost starts laughing. I could tell the set of this movie was constant laughter for the kids lol
Yeah, but the audience watched what he and the kids were doing, and how they looked up to him, and how he taught them to be themselves. So we know it was an innocent statement that came out wrong, because we got the context. The parents, on the other hand, had never met this guy and learned right after they met him that he was only pretending to be a substitute, complete with cops showing up. They had no context. Of course they would assume the worst. I mean, there aren’t a whole lot of reasons why an older guy would pretend to be a substitute teacher. In this movie, it was just to make money and then later form a band. But in real life, there are terrifying creeps who would absolutely do it to be near kids all day in an authority position. If I were one of those parents, I would have taken “touched” the wrong way too.
I grew up in the hood most of my life. When I was 4 and started watching this movie, I already got the picture of what he said, and what they all thought bc I saw a lot of illegal activity at such a young age
How could parents just take inspiration words so negatively and take it the wrong way? Kids want to be touched by inspiration, just like the person inspiriting wants to be touched also by the accomplishment. Modern society sucks.
That and the fact that he says "I'm pretty sure I touched all of your kids" didn't sound right. When people say "touched" and "kids" in the same sentence, it usually doesn't have the best meaning.
He also stole his roommate's/best friend's identity and put his job in serious jeopardy. No wonder Ned told Dewey to move out due to that big of a betrayal.
@lordshenfan6625 Well, in the beginning of the movie he thought he and his rock band were going to star in a concert and make a lot of money when Patty and Ned told him to come up with some money for the rent. Unfortunately fof him, he was kicked out at the last minute and then got the phone call for a substitute and posed as the substitute since all this happened at the last minute where he needed money urgently since there was no time for him to go job searching to be a music teacher. At least he got that job to be a music teacher at the end of the movie while Ned got a job teaching young kids music.
Anyone else see this movie from Patty’s perspective? She’s made out to be the antagonist, but I think by calling Dewey out for his lack of job and inability to pay rent and calling the cops on him later, she was doing the right thing all along and she was looking out for Ned
@@maxxh5331 maybe you have a point, I just feel like Dewey being a lazy slob and jeopardizing his best friend’s career affects both Ned and Patty equally, so how is Patty wrong when she says Ned is a pushover who can’t stick up for himself and telling Dewey that what he did was selfish?
@collincaulfield3399 I wondered that too since I'm sure Patty wouldn't have told the cops to let him go since she called the cops to have him arrested I'm sure. Maybe Ned told the cops that they can let him go and not have to arrest him and then Dewey grabbed his guitars and ran away out of fear and embarrassment. Or maybe the cops gave him a warning saying that they will let him go but said that if he does it again, he will get arrested where he grabbed his guitars and ran away out of fear and embarrassment. After that maybe the cops said that no person with the name Ned Shneebly can work at the school which explains in the next scene that Ned's career was now in jeopardy because of Dewey.
In case you didn’t know, Suzanne Douglas, who played Tomika’s mother, died on July 6. 2021 after a 2 year battle with pancreatic cancer, around a month and a half after Kevin Clark died.
And ever since she was on Nickelodeon, it's like she really hasn't aged. If you've seen her on Drake and Josh and iCarly and then see how she looks today, she pretty much looks exactly the same.
0:451:171:241:29 Excuse me! Ever since you started teaching here, all my son can talk about is music, he says when he grows up he wants to be a musician! Is this your influence?! Yeah Mr. Schneebly, why has my daughter become obsessed with David Geffen? And how is this homework? 😄😄😄 Love those quotes from the movie. 3:203:24 Hey, he told Ned not to say anything to you, Patty! 3:56-4:04 Well thanks a lot Patty! I hope you’re happy! You ruined Dewey’s chance to get in a rock band again! 😡😡😡 I’m just pointing it out because if anyone Dewey should get mad at, it's Patty because she's the one that mainly ratted him out on him not being a teacher! 😡😡😡 He doesn’t need to worry about Ned. Not to mention is it possible that all the kids and their parents see the real Ned and his ANNOYING girlfriend Patty? But I still find it funny there anyways! 😄😄😄
(1:17) “Excuse me, ever since you started teaching here all my son can talk about is music. He says when he grows up he wants to be a ‘musician.’ Is this your influence?” Why is that a bad thing? The mom and dad are acting like it’s something they can’t stand.
You would think those parents would be a little more appreciative of the principal. Plus, they put too much pressure on their kids. Zach’s dad had a condescending voice.
I never understood how these parents don't like rock music. Aren't they the right age? Or at least the right age for eighties metal? Who are these parents.
@molassio1989 That's true but, maybe they didn't like the fact that their kids weren't going to be educated enough with only music which wouldn't have given them enough learning power when they move on to the next grade and/or the next school which would have caused them to repeat that grade with a different teacher.
Bowser: VANELLOPE!!!😡😡😡 (Picks Vanellope up and punches her into a car, then tries to flame her with his fire breath) YOU RUINED MY JOB AT TEACHING! (Throws a big rock at Vanellope) I WAS FINALLY GONNA BE A ROCKSTAR! NOW YOU WILL SUFFER! (Throws Vanellope into another car) LIKE ME!😡😡😡 (Whacks Vanellope with his tail, Vanellope crashes into a pizzeria and is painfully lying down) YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD STOP ME?! YOU WORTHLESS, WEAK LITTLE NOTHING! COME OUT AND FIGHT, OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED?!😈 SCARED BECAUSE NEITHER RALPH, SHANK, OR ANY OF YOUR PATHETIC PRINCESS FRIENDS ARE HERE TO SAVE YOU?!😈
Let us not forget that Dewey, with the cops right at the door, managed to grab two guitars before escaping the building.
He’s like hell noooo Hendrix played these 🤣
Good point. Either the Hendrix gave him the power to go through or it was Disney magic.
Also TV Eye playing too!
Then I guess all my work doesn't matter. - Judah, Joseph: King of Dreams (2000)
That's why he's the dragon warrior
I did not get the "touched" line when I was a kid. Now... WOW. O.o
Haha same here, I didn't get it either until when I got to my adult years.
Knowing what's mean after childhood warms our hearts.
SAAAAAME XD
And he said it infront of the cops
I did. But im a dirty minded child and i still am. Ive been watching south park, since i was 5 or 6. And im only 15
A lot of people talking about the obvious line, but just the way he hurriedly talks about how awesome the kids are, the unique, individual qualities that they possess, that their parents probably didn’t even realise.
God, if more teachers could see that potential in more of their students. Cause some kids need that one person who encourages and believes in them, even if their own parents don’t.
“They’re all just really cool kids, and if they were mine, I’d be so proud, and I am proud just to even know them.”
Then I guess all my work doesn't matter. - Judah, Joseph: King of Dreams (2000)
@@guntherthequizmaster9515 1:19 and 3:08 with 3:41.
it really gets me the way characters' priorities are revealed under that kind of pressure. dewey saw the cop and realized instantly the jig was up, but instead of trying to weasel his way out of it in some way he just used what time he had to tell these parents how special their children are. because THAT is what became his priority over the course of the movie; helping these awesome kids shine. such a feel-good film.
and then he fucking books it out of there when he realizes what he has accidentally implied, which, yeah, probably a good move.
You say that but this is a movie where you really say how you’d actually react. All they know rn is a man with a different name and not even an actual teacher where they were alone their kids for like a month or few weeks (don’t remember maybe more). In the end obviously eveyrthih was great and I WORSHIP this movie since I was a kid I’m not against Dewey 10000% in support of his character and Jackus Blackus. But again I could definitely understand parents being upset even ignoring his positive comments.
Also they clearly heard all the positive stuff he said they were literally smiling and showing their kids positivity. Maybe not Zack’s dad lol. Again it kind of turned off real quick as soon as they heard the truth.
“I could be dismembered by the teacher’s union.”
“You expect us to believe this garbage?!”
Shrugs shoulders and gives a look like yeah, what else do you want me to say? So damn funny!
If he said that to Bowser he’d be running for the hills
"...and i'm pretty sure i've TOUCHED them!"
*oh dude, that's a no no*
Very poor choice of words.
@@lukespillman1313
He should have said "inspired" instead of "touched". Proper wording is extremely important
Here is South Park pulling something similar:
ua-cam.com/video/oEN7UP4o6LE/v-deo.html
@@TheZombiesAreComing oh yeah. How could anyone forget that?
Oh my god 😭🤣🤣
no its not
“You called the cops?!?!?” “She did she got it out of me, sorry” “Your apologising you HIM!?!!!” “sorry” 😂😂
"You told me to be like Ned and get a job."
"I told you to be LIKE Ned, Dewey! I didn't tell you to BE Ned! And you're not even gonna apologize?!"
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOULD APOLOGIZE FOR CALLING THE COPS!!! IT'S NOT LIKE I MURDERED ANYBODY!!! I JUST WANTED TO PLAY IN THE SHOW!!! I WAS THIS CLOSE!!!"
@@MovieLover1995 SHUDUUUUP!!! Shut UP! Shut UP! The both of yous, just...cut it out for one second.
Ned
@@chrisburgos9795 Ned is this true?
.....
Who Are You?!
Why didn't Ned kept Dewey's secret from Patty?
And I'm pretty sure I've touched them!
I don't get what he said but to look at the disgusted looks of the parents
Not only is it disgusting for an adult to touch a child, but it's also illegal.
Andrew Toone that’s not what happened though. The parents took what he said literally.
A real teacher would never even say that
*Pretty sure*
im pretty sure if he said "touch my heart" and "touched your kid's hearts" this would have went a lot smoother
unless it was a medical class instead of a music class
I'm pretty sure they still would've been unhappy with Dewey teaching them about rock music, especially him impersonating a teacher 😬
or he could have said inspired.
no it wouldnt have its exactly the same
Keyword of the day: Phrasing
R.I.P Kevin Alexander Clark (the kid actor who played Freddy Jones, the drummer.) 😔😢🕊
How did he die?
Apparently he was hit by a motor vehicle while cycling
Awww that's so sad didn't know he passed away May God bless his family 🤍🙏🏼
@@coast_to_coast_photos wtf,time to kill the hitter
@@x.lamaschingonaa_ Ruth Powers: excuse me. Ever since you started teaching here,all my daughter can talk about is Music. Chief Wiggum: why is my Son obsessed with David Geffen?
The end of this scene presupposes not only that he somehow managed to get out of the room that was crowded with indignant parents and a door that was blocked by the cops, Ned, and the principal... but he also managed to grab 2 guitars AND get that much of a headstart?
It’s jack black. Why do you doubt this
@@mcr2dcr348 The only acceptable answer
@@timelordsrapbattles8498 The way he says 'latin' with that accent a separate time, because it's likely the kids didn't have it on their curriculum
He lived hardcore
That was a baaaad choice of words lol 😂
Very very poor choice of words 😂😂😂
I didn't know what meant as a kid tell now XD
Say that 2 TH jkr
Beside why isn't he here to rmark
Not really, he just forgot to add one word in the choice of words, Inspiration. "I have been touched by your kids, from inspiration, and I'm pretty sure I've touched them the same way."
He was saying I’ve touch them because he said for inspiration but parents thought wrong way
Am I the only one wondering how he got past the police so easily?
Not really but generally police are pretty slow at responding to anything (sadly)
@Christopher Bingham I think OP meant when he ran out of the room at 4:02.
I'm pretty sure they put Dewey Finn under a lie detector test and he has not committed a crime except for the part about being a licensed teacher which he wasn't but later on he got off easily and now he runs an after-school program
Fun fact it was the same cops that defended the capital building
My guess is they chased him into the classroom and he ran out the back door. So when he's running down the hallway you see the parents run out first because they were closest to the doorway and the cops aren't in the hall anymore so they must be in the classroom. But the timing seems off for that.
I was Eight years old when I saw that movie, and I just got that joke! XD
Which joke?
Oh noow i get it
"How is this homework?" (holding Yes - Roundabout)
Me: Sir that's a masterpiece
Is that a JoJo reference?!
@@SaiyanGamer95 what if it is 😳
@@SaiyanGamer95 the wsinger JoJo?
Some parents just don’t know anything about music.
I've watched this film for the first time today and that part cracked me up so bad 😭😭😭
It's funny because we the audience know what he meant to say but the way he said it made it funnier lol
Shouldve said something like "your kids have touched my heart and im pretty sure i touched theirs too"
Well, hindsight is 20/20
I know right you know what's funny is that we the audience we know what he meant to say but the characters don't lol
THEIR'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@mr.squidward9936 fixed it
In spanish he says something like that
And how is this.....homework!? 💿
Well sir eventually homework is going to be put on desk
His accent makes me laugh everytime 😂
no pun intended
Me:*classroom snickering*
@@EyeBeZombie if I was one of the students or parents attending there in room I would of tried not to LOLl
I wish that I could’ve got to listen to Yes as a homework assignment
it is not only the wording that is hilarious, but also the fact that he stopped at "I touched them..." leaving the parents with an open interpretation of his words, and within seconds they were already imagining the worst possible scenarios! This is comedy gold here!!! 🤣
It is awesome I was just gonna like but I don't wanna be the 13 like bad luck
Just like joker said. "Very poor choice of words."
there was no poor choice of words
I know that impersonating someone is illegal but at 3:39, Dewey admitted that he wasn’t a licensed substitute teacher. He could’ve been arrested if he had lied. But thankfully he told the truth. If you ever impersonate someone, do it on your own time and don’t do it in public. If you do, please be honest and admit who you really are.
Yeah and plus Dewey was gonna give that money he made from substituting to Ned anyway so he could pay his share of the rent, so he wouldn't have really stolen anything. But identity theft does somewhat fall under what he's already done regardless of if he had integrity and admitted to his mistakes
@@elijahvigil7467 well he and Patty both had good points after the Parents night. Patty had the right to call the police because Dewey was unintentionally committing a crime by impersonating a teacher (which is illegal to impersonate anybody in public), and it could’ve put Ned‘s job at risk, and I would’ve done the same thing if my job was in jeopardy. And what Patty actually meant to say to Dewey was to, “Get A Job, not Get someone else’s job”. And Dewey also had a good point. He wasn’t gonna murder anybody and he should’ve said, “I was just trying to make money so I wouldn’t get evicted”. Cause even though Patty was kind of like a Karen towards Dewey and Ned, she is right about one thing which is true in real life. If you can’t pay your rent in a certain amount of time, you can be evicted.
@@streetspitzley66 yeah you're absolutely right. I won't lie, seeing this at 9 years old made me wanna be a rock star like Dewey is portrayed here. But now I'm 23 and I'm thinking like an adult. I'm sure being a musician would be fun, but I'd like to do it the legal way and if I was struggling to pay rent, I'd find legal ways to do it than impersonate my roommate and put his career in danger 🤣🤘
@@streetspitzley66 But that makes her evil. How come she didn’t get under arrest for abusing Ned?!
But unfortunately he had to go ahead and say “I’ve been touched by your kids. And I’m pretty sure I’ve touched them.”
Seriously, he was nearly home free. But then he had to go ahead and say that.
3:20. "YOU CALLED THE COPS?!"
Traitor!!!
@@CoreyMillionaire2029 pffff yea
Well he did "touch" kids lmao
Not to mention stealing his roommate’s identity, and teaching at a preparatory school without a license.
"She did. She got it out of me. Sorry."
When he said "I have been touched by your kids" childhood me was like: awww.
Now looking at this I say: *RUN DEWEY! RUN!!!!!*
"Why has my daughter become obsessed with David Geffen?"
😂😂🤣
@@johngriswold4303 Math, English, uh what science.?
“AND HOW IS THIS….. HOMEWORK!?!?!??!?!”
My favorite joke lol
Not everyone gets that one off the bat, but as soon as you know, you laugh every time
I searched high and low just to relive 3:36 . Pure nostalgia.
2:31 I like that Gordons mom looked proud of him.
me too, she seemed like one of the less stuck up parents compared to the rest.
Gotta love Jack Black. This movie and Shallow Hal were on repeat when I was a kid.
Same❤❤
Joker: very poor choice of words
I like how he shows how distracted he is by the cop ny stuttering and that's why he unintentionally says his speech in the absolute worst way.
I was 12 when I first saw this movie. I didn't quite catch it at first, but I heard my dad laughing hysterically and it wasn't that long after that it clicked in what they thought he was saying. Oh my God ... XD
BRO, I THOUGHT I UNDERSTOOD ADULT JOKES AS A KID HOW DID I NOT GET THIS ONE
Larry’s Dad’s glasses are the ones you see in the 80s Kung fu movies.
Zack's dad's acting like he hates music or something. Why does he have such a problem with Zack always simply talking about music? What's wrong with that? Lawrence's dad at least had a legit suspicion about Dewey with the music CD as homework. But if Zack likes music, let him like it.
Parents are not always supportive and they don't compromise
YTWarrior100 it’s easy he’s a real buttmunch.
Thats like the whole point of the movie, breaking free from social constraints and becoming who you truly are
For the plot
well I think its because there is a bit of a stigma surrounding the idea of doing music as a profession. Doesn't pay well, poor lifestyle, that kind of stuff. His parents are probably the types that want him to be like a doctor or lawyer or something.
As a teacher, I'd kill to give my students to listen to Yes as a homework
Though I was in my 20s, I didn't get the "touched" line at all when I first saw the movie. So when Summer's mother started crying, I thought she was crazy lol.
You were in your 20s and didn't get the joke?! You must of lived a very sheltered life to not get the joke!
I was 19 or 20 when I first saw it and pissed myself laughing as soon as I heard it. Its such an obvious joke!
@@TheConorsmithusa
It's not that lol. I'm from the UK so I know all about pedophilia. It just didn't really fit into the scene. It wouldn't make sense for them to interpret it that way after his preceeding speech about their musical talents nor would he just admit it like that. :)
I only got it later after seeing that pedophilia references are overused in comedy involving children.
3:47 imagine if this came out today. The line would cause so much controversy
@a jewish bar of soap your name is "jewish bar of soap" and your profile picture is literally shekelstein lmao. fuck off nazi punks
Have to agree with @Jewish bar of soap. Today everything is screwed! I know REAL feminist who don’t call themselves feminists and they agree that SJW people are fucked.
@@Acriimony buzz off Anne Frank
@@Acriimony I wonder whose behind this post.
@Orion Kyros whaaaaa
Clair Huxtable to Dewey: You're whole story is falling apart right before your face.
I still wonder how he didn’t get arrested in the movie instead they just let him go home
Maybe the cops chased him around the classroom and he was able to grab the guitars and escape the room.
@@YTWarrior100 But the cops should have no trouble finding where he lives considering who reported him.
Gotta love movie logic haha
@@YTWarrior100 I think the person was saying, why wasn’t he arrested at all at the end of the movie. Considering that he laid, being something he wasn’t.
@@YTWarrior100 That would be kind of hard because some of the parents would have grabbed him or one of the cops would have taken out his gun and told him to stop running and get his hands up. Maybe Ned told the cops that they could let him go and then he just grabbed his guitars and ran away out of embarrassment.
Lmaoo I never noticed this but at 3:59 the gay kid, Billy says “eww” and almost starts laughing. I could tell the set of this movie was constant laughter for the kids lol
I could be dismembered by the teacher's union
the teacher’s union seems pretty intense
You expect us to believe this garbage?
That's why he's a dragon warrior, he was able to escape the cops while carrying 2 guitars with him
Skadoosh!
3:49 I'm like 30 years younger than those parents and I'm smart to know what Dewey meant by "touch" CLEARLY HE DID NOT MEAN MOLESTING THEM
Yeah, but the audience watched what he and the kids were doing, and how they looked up to him, and how he taught them to be themselves. So we know it was an innocent statement that came out wrong, because we got the context. The parents, on the other hand, had never met this guy and learned right after they met him that he was only pretending to be a substitute, complete with cops showing up. They had no context. Of course they would assume the worst. I mean, there aren’t a whole lot of reasons why an older guy would pretend to be a substitute teacher. In this movie, it was just to make money and then later form a band. But in real life, there are terrifying creeps who would absolutely do it to be near kids all day in an authority position. If I were one of those parents, I would have taken “touched” the wrong way too.
Math
English
Science
Geography
History
HHHHLatin
Spanish
French
HAHAHA
How's this? Homework?
Math! uhh did I say that already
Latin
@@CalumHGaming I think so 🤔
When he said Latin lol
Love how he just listed every school subject thinking that would satisfy these rich parents lmao
And then he starting saying he was teaching them Latin spanish and french I lost it lol
Such a funny movie
“I could be dismembered by the teachers union” is an absolutely HILARIOUS line
the reactions, oh my god what a moment. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my god 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
I grew up in the hood most of my life. When I was 4 and started watching this movie, I already got the picture of what he said, and what they all thought bc I saw a lot of illegal activity at such a young age
Hey brother
I wish parents nights was like that rather than have a one on one
How could parents just take inspiration words so negatively and take it the wrong way? Kids want to be touched by inspiration, just like the person inspiriting wants to be touched also by the accomplishment. Modern society sucks.
I mean he did lie about who he is, so the odds are not in his favour
That and the fact that he says "I'm pretty sure I touched all of your kids" didn't sound right. When people say "touched" and "kids" in the same sentence, it usually doesn't have the best meaning.
I think because he’s a man, plus he’s not a real teacher. So therefore what he said, make them think he must be a sick pervert.
“Summer is going to be the first woman president.”
*cries in Hillary Clinton*
i mean technically summer could still be the first woman president.
I loved the part where there were a pair of cops but he just ran away lol
I can't believe she called the cops for no reason.
Well impersonating a teacher is against the law so she did have a reason
I hate people like that.
Typical Karen.
Technically she had a reason.
@@lukedaley17 i hate this lady as much as anybody but technically dewy comitted petite Larson and identity thefr
Jack Black is Hilarious
What if Miranda Cosgrove actually does end up becoming the first female president? That would be hilarious.
the only reason Patty called the police is because Dewey was impersonating a teacher
He also stole his roommate's/best friend's identity and put his job in serious jeopardy. No wonder Ned told Dewey to move out due to that big of a betrayal.
@@MovieLover1995 that too
Who else didn't get the "Touched" line when you were younger?
Honestly I think dewy would be a good music teacher in a way. So I think he could have been that instead.
1 yes i know comments old
2 he was pretending to be ned to make money
@lordshenfan6625 Well, in the beginning of the movie he thought he and his rock band were going to star in a concert and make a lot of money when Patty and Ned told him to come up with some money for the rent. Unfortunately fof him, he was kicked out at the last minute and then got the phone call for a substitute and posed as the substitute since all this happened at the last minute where he needed money urgently since there was no time for him to go job searching to be a music teacher. At least he got that job to be a music teacher at the end of the movie while Ned got a job teaching young kids music.
4:03 it was a metaphor! Can't you all get it?
Ok maybe instead of saying “Touched”, he could have said something like “Inspired”.
I haven't watched this movie, but were his lines taken out of context when he meant about inspiration?
Yes
hahahahaha yes. Hope you've watched it since making this comment, cause its actually a really good movie. Also Miranda Cosgrove is in it, she's cool.
Wow the clip starts out with David Bowie. I love that!
I doubt Dewey would ever be allowed near the school ever again
Am I the only one laughing when he said that he’s been touched by there kids, and he’s touched them. Because that’s funny ass hell
no I was laughing too
I'm laughing too. God that came out wrong. So wrong.
Lmfaooo that was too funny
Then he was like oh shit!
He’s right here officer
3:24-3:27
Patty: “You’re apologizing to him”?
Ned: “Yeah because I don’t hate him like you do”.
Lol 😂 I hope I get a lot of likes
And it’s never did
Anyone else see this movie from Patty’s perspective?
She’s made out to be the antagonist, but I think by calling Dewey out for his lack of job and inability to pay rent and calling the cops on him later, she was doing the right thing all along and she was looking out for Ned
She doesn’t care about Ned, she just hates Dewey so much that she was happy to finally have a reason for him to get in trouble.
@@maxxh5331 maybe you have a point, I just feel like Dewey being a lazy slob and jeopardizing his best friend’s career affects both Ned and Patty equally, so how is Patty wrong when she says Ned is a pushover who can’t stick up for himself and telling Dewey that what he did was selfish?
Learning good music is homework!!!!!!
Real Homework!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well some families don’t get about music. Like the movie Coco, the Hispanic family is forbidden music.
@@logancaldwell7813”NO MUSIC”
@@johnnyzero8853 “YES MUSIC”
How did he get out of the classroom with the cops and principal at the door?
He's the dragon warrior, that's the only explanation
@collincaulfield3399 I wondered that too since I'm sure Patty wouldn't have told the cops to let him go since she called the cops to have him arrested I'm sure. Maybe Ned told the cops that they can let him go and not have to arrest him and then Dewey grabbed his guitars and ran away out of fear and embarrassment. Or maybe the cops gave him a warning saying that they will let him go but said that if he does it again, he will get arrested where he grabbed his guitars and ran away out of fear and embarrassment. After that maybe the cops said that no person with the name Ned Shneebly can work at the school which explains in the next scene that Ned's career was now in jeopardy because of Dewey.
1:29
How is this home- [TO BE CONTINUED]
Why would the police tell the public about the crime until its been investigated?
They knew about it cause Patty told them that Dewey impersonated Ned.
Laaaatin! Love it
Lol the way he repeats the subjects that he supposedly teaches them little kids 😂 0:53- 0:58
In case you didn’t know, Suzanne Douglas, who played Tomika’s mother, died on July 6. 2021 after a 2 year battle with pancreatic cancer, around a month and a half after Kevin Clark died.
r.i.p. kevin clark aka freddy :( rock out with god & rock the drums with Him in heaven :(
Freddy Jones, SHUDDAP! LOL.
But seriously, his passing was terrible.
@@tuberaddict2000 i was shocked when i first heard
I feel Dewey's fear trying to get out all the things he needs to say before he gets shot
Even I got that line when I was 11 lmao
3:43 W H A T T T T T T T T T T T T
Amanda cosgrove was so cute looking now shes big and she still cute but she was adorable when she was little.
Don't u mean Miranda Cosgrove?
@@vlpinfinity9448 yeah yeah Miranda😂
And ever since she was on Nickelodeon, it's like she really hasn't aged. If you've seen her on Drake and Josh and iCarly and then see how she looks today, she pretty much looks exactly the same.
Jack Black was the imposter. 0 imposters remain
0:45 1:17 1:24 1:29 Excuse me! Ever since you started teaching here, all my son can talk about is music, he says when he grows up he wants to be a musician! Is this your influence?! Yeah Mr. Schneebly, why has my daughter become obsessed with David Geffen? And how is this homework? 😄😄😄 Love those quotes from the movie. 3:20 3:24 Hey, he told Ned not to say anything to you, Patty! 3:56-4:04 Well thanks a lot Patty! I hope you’re happy! You ruined Dewey’s chance to get in a rock band again! 😡😡😡 I’m just pointing it out because if anyone Dewey should get mad at, it's Patty because she's the one that mainly ratted him out on him not being a teacher! 😡😡😡 He doesn’t need to worry about Ned. Not to mention is it possible that all the kids and their parents see the real Ned and his ANNOYING girlfriend Patty? But I still find it funny there anyways! 😄😄😄
I know I know! I just like pointing out on who is really at fault for ratting Dewey (Jack Black) out.
Love how he doesn't even clarifies what he meant, he just runs away
Patty's face at 3:21.
that was a big no no to say lol also knowing there's a song called dewey's bedroom is even more heartfelt
4:01 I love how Dewey’s like “Okay, that kinda came out wrong.”
The line "I'm pretty sure I've touched them" came out horribly wrong. LOL
(1:17) “Excuse me, ever since you started teaching here all my son can talk about is music. He says when he grows up he wants to be a ‘musician.’ Is this your influence?”
Why is that a bad thing? The mom and dad are acting like it’s something they can’t stand.
As a kid I totally didn’t get the line. Like many, and many years later… Fuck 🤣🤣 how did that flow through my head. What a poor choice of words man..
The "How has my daughter become obsessed with David Geffen" line always kills me.
You would think those parents would be a little more appreciative of the principal. Plus, they put too much pressure on their kids. Zach’s dad had a condescending voice.
“Hm, very poor choice of words!”
- Joker
How about another joke Murray
The fact that the parents had the wrong idea. What he said not what people think.
I never understood how these parents don't like rock music. Aren't they the right age? Or at least the right age for eighties metal? Who are these parents.
They’re a bunch of annoying rich snobs, lol
@molassio1989 That's true but, maybe they didn't like the fact that their kids weren't going to be educated enough with only music which wouldn't have given them enough learning power when they move on to the next grade and/or the next school which would have caused them to repeat that grade with a different teacher.
1:30 holy shit is that a jojo reference and thats roundabout my favorite song
Admit it you were too innocent to notice
I’m 19 years old and I still don’t know what this means
"Dismembered by the teacher's union". LOL. I think you meant Disbarred JB.
Didnt notice Patti's reaction at 3:21 proving that she's really using Ned so she did not make an appearance at the end of the movie.
Jack Black said enough with the education system & runs off to join Van Halen.😂🎸
3:55
Anybody else notice the song playing was "T.V. Eye" by the Stooges?
Bowser: VANELLOPE!!!😡😡😡
(Picks Vanellope up and punches her into a car, then tries to flame her with his fire breath) YOU RUINED MY JOB AT TEACHING!
(Throws a big rock at Vanellope)
I WAS FINALLY GONNA BE A ROCKSTAR!
NOW YOU WILL SUFFER!
(Throws Vanellope into another car)
LIKE ME!😡😡😡
(Whacks Vanellope with his tail, Vanellope crashes into a pizzeria and is painfully lying down)
YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD STOP ME?! YOU WORTHLESS, WEAK LITTLE NOTHING! COME OUT AND FIGHT, OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED?!😈
SCARED BECAUSE NEITHER RALPH, SHANK, OR ANY OF YOUR PATHETIC PRINCESS FRIENDS ARE HERE TO SAVE YOU?!😈
That face switch.. "not like that"
i never watched this movie iv heard about it
but if i was him at the end i would have said emotionally
3:58 Fancy Pants' "EWW"