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  • @cogniferous2537
    @cogniferous2537 5 років тому +6510

    _This is like 14 minutes of Damien being held at gunpoint and forced to summon the devil._

  • @vacantchub7241
    @vacantchub7241 5 років тому +713

    Everyone: Asks a question
    These types of people: **enchantment table noises**

  • @jul1us.01
    @jul1us.01 4 роки тому +453

    "McChicken"
    -Some guy that had a stroke, I hope he's okay.

    • @dismal8294
      @dismal8294 4 роки тому +10

      Kvayeahfdmbxmvsyezxvjzkhfzkcx

    • @dismal8294
      @dismal8294 4 роки тому +11

      I McCr
      Hickenlooper
      Like

    • @dismal8294
      @dismal8294 4 роки тому +6

      Ooooo

    • @ryanlima7800
      @ryanlima7800 4 роки тому +9

      Eggers

    • @moadot720
      @moadot720 4 роки тому +3

      I just saw that part as I read your comment! 😂 This is like the first time that something like that actually happened to me!

  • @CurseThousands
    @CurseThousands 2 роки тому +13

    0:57 Ibuki tries texting Hajime for help when she was about to be killed in the music venue.
    Unfortunately, Chapter 3.

  • @Manel-dq2kb
    @Manel-dq2kb 4 роки тому +569

    "But alas, when I returned she was had been a the died."
    What a heartbreaking story

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight 4 роки тому +587

    “Smork Alam”
    I wonder what the guys who made that were smorking when they did it.

  • @flowzeycontent937
    @flowzeycontent937 4 роки тому +734

    Damien: I’m not tryna get cancelled because of-
    Ad: *S U N G L A S S E S*

  • @KAT-bt5qg
    @KAT-bt5qg 3 роки тому +61

    It's really wholesome that he followed that person back. I bet he just made their day. Well, 2 years ago, but whatever

  • @akiragrg2908
    @akiragrg2908 4 роки тому +3612

    Im genuinely amazed by his ability to read gibberish.

    • @xx_kokoqueen_xx
      @xx_kokoqueen_xx 4 роки тому +31

      Yes

    • @Mackintoshx17
      @Mackintoshx17 4 роки тому +62

      I know he sis tbjzuzh thw best at what br does

    • @Erika_556
      @Erika_556 4 роки тому +27

      Country balls

    • @phantolmao
      @phantolmao 4 роки тому +38

      His native language is Simlish

    • @Adamoo2626
      @Adamoo2626 4 роки тому +29

      @@phantolmao It actually is amserismhancan

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream 5 років тому +690

    I believe these humans have shorted out, someone get a voltmeter.

    • @nish7023
      @nish7023 5 років тому +13

      like kaminari after 1.3 million volts

    • @SketchyTigers
      @SketchyTigers 5 років тому +5

      Maybe their brain has too much resistance, we need an ohmmeter up in here

    • @bjp4869
      @bjp4869 5 років тому +2

      You sure they are humans?

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 5 років тому +2

      @@bjp4869 ......not anymore

    • @synth2257
      @synth2257 5 років тому +2

      It’ll only work if they are synths

  • @Darweezer
    @Darweezer 4 роки тому +3571

    Man, I love me some “POTASSIUM TOES” for dinner

    • @AlabamaMan
      @AlabamaMan 4 роки тому +66

      ÿŪnn

    • @Sketchybat9404
      @Sketchybat9404 4 роки тому +41

      Omg I’m dying bruhhhhhhhhhh!

    • @nonexistent79
      @nonexistent79 4 роки тому +108

      FBI open up
      Edit: who the hell liked my reply, it’s a piece of cringe

    • @Darweezer
      @Darweezer 4 роки тому +33

      Jesus I come back after a month and I’ve got over 80 likes

    • @novianuzohra290
      @novianuzohra290 4 роки тому +13

      Now 90 @@Darweezer

  • @fozian9591
    @fozian9591 2 роки тому +198

    i actually died at 10:50. The serious tone he took made it all the more funny

  • @isaxeleven
    @isaxeleven 5 років тому +848

    can we just take a moment to appreciate how fluently damien speaks gibberish

    • @circusyeet4118
      @circusyeet4118 5 років тому +39

      he’s bilingual

    • @thestevens580
      @thestevens580 5 років тому +7

      Yes. Yes we can.

    • @mr.viadostem12-e36
      @mr.viadostem12-e36 5 років тому +9

      He speaks the language of the gods

    • @xvnexus8814
      @xvnexus8814 5 років тому +9

      Yes I know right know good gebbiersh prnucsehr he is like Dmian speks gibbehgredsg second for for speaks language secondly

    • @phoenixznexus
      @phoenixznexus 5 років тому +1

      *yes*

  • @Ashy_12354
    @Ashy_12354 4 роки тому +188

    Nobody:
    Nobody at all:
    Nobody in the history of ever:
    Asriel: I NO BROKE!

    • @evelynshiao2800
      @evelynshiao2800 4 роки тому +1

      U7yyq9828w8w72. Us;;//#×223552112 r/ihdasheck

    • @lilkiwi_7977
      @lilkiwi_7977 4 роки тому +2

      Evelyn Shiao I can’t tell if this was on purpose...

    • @froxdy2395
      @froxdy2395 4 роки тому

      @@evelynshiao2800 are you okay? R/Ihadastroke

    • @wooloo4194
      @wooloo4194 4 роки тому

      Asirel"
      Akskebobdoy
      Ajqlatall
      Nobrrrrrriwkjwnody
      ASJNDNSJWJWJWHEVDBAJJSBDFNSJSMADEDIESANDOFMAMAAAAAWKQKWKKWLWLWL

    • @Th3DankestMemer
      @Th3DankestMemer 4 роки тому

      @@wooloo4194 are you ok or was that a real stroke

  • @mason-wn9fy
    @mason-wn9fy 4 роки тому +181

    His ability to read to read this is amazing.
    "McChicken."

    • @beingrandomisfun6927
      @beingrandomisfun6927 4 роки тому +6

      McChicken indeed

    • @RBLXandVlogs
      @RBLXandVlogs 4 роки тому +4

      @@beingrandomisfun6927 Ꭿ McChicken indeed

    • @fiveelevenevan
      @fiveelevenevan 4 роки тому +1

      @@beingrandomisfun6927 fax

    • @that1bunny821
      @that1bunny821 4 роки тому +1

      i got that right on my first go and realized how it sounded so i read it 3 more times to make sure i didnt have some weird reading stroke....

    • @FurRufusMusic
      @FurRufusMusic 3 роки тому

      @@beingrandomisfun6927 a micdhcikmem

  • @thelemoncoffee
    @thelemoncoffee 2 роки тому +23

    0:58
    it's the Ibuki icon that sells it for me.
    I can't look at that and not go "yeah that sounds like her"

    • @anjellyka_
      @anjellyka_ 10 місяців тому +2

      i literally read it in her voice lmfao

    • @zekeggy
      @zekeggy 8 місяців тому +1

      epilepsy

    • @jack101starZ
      @jack101starZ 3 місяці тому

      Agreed.

  • @---di7zu
    @---di7zu 5 років тому +160

    How to be famous:
    1. Go on the internet
    2. In the middle of typing something in a conservation have a stroke
    3. Profit

    • @saincx0m9
      @saincx0m9 5 років тому +2

      you missed the ??? part

    • @---di7zu
      @---di7zu 5 років тому +2

      @Cmdr. Lewdiepie maybe use a Mac pro to make it work

    • @pelican7235
      @pelican7235 5 років тому +7

      Arnis Mickevics
      How to be famous:
      1. Go on the internet
      2. jsjdieiauUuejnfnsjsiiajjSjndjfiifkdmdnjj
      3. Profit

    • @---di7zu
      @---di7zu 5 років тому +1

      @@pelican7235 that's the correct procedure. You're on your way to glory!

    • @theraptor9379
      @theraptor9379 5 років тому +1

      Youm re so re sowoqlqkamaheyan shays suaswase kzqw ?

  • @domeen0gt895
    @domeen0gt895 5 років тому +423

    'say hi to reddit'
    'Mcchicken'
    Me: He is speaking the language of gods!

  • @Van-A-Tizing
    @Van-A-Tizing 3 роки тому +103

    The beginning just killed me..
    "Oh dude, it's a SMORK ALAM!"

  • @lianahawes75
    @lianahawes75 Рік тому +30

    I swear Damien has the same gibberish reading skill as Matt rose

    • @Crev_ce3
      @Crev_ce3 7 місяців тому +5

      They should collab

    • @ElClubGatunoCR
      @ElClubGatunoCR 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Crev_ce3truly. Sadly, Matt seems to hate/dislike emkay because they keep covering his subreddits

  • @immortalsoldier5629
    @immortalsoldier5629 5 років тому +294

    Damien is in a perpetual stroke, it's why he can read these so perfectly

    • @mundane3809
      @mundane3809 5 років тому +7

      Yea because uf yes that will have imm order saw you roght now lmaoooooooi like af

    • @cupofstress4762
      @cupofstress4762 5 років тому

      @@mundane3809 UH.. Did you have a stroke?

    • @gaijinspice6984
      @gaijinspice6984 5 років тому +3

      Cup OF Stress r/woosh

    • @mundane3809
      @mundane3809 5 років тому +2

      @@cupofstress4762 no it was pefrectly asnwereing the comment so like fyou do hvr yo mama so fat

    • @notYourBro44
      @notYourBro44 5 років тому

      @@JODRecaps I tel you the tell abuot that vido Ii waatchh adn dontjknow what hhasened b butb me nnnbhuu7nnj p90ooo

  • @sucroseConnoisseur
    @sucroseConnoisseur 3 роки тому +640

    this is being drunk, high, and sleep deprived at the same time lol

    • @mightuschungus6965
      @mightuschungus6965 3 роки тому +9

      ya I wanna play is it to be a good game?

    • @unoreverse3756
      @unoreverse3756 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah, don’t forget hungover to. I’m pretty sure they are all of those things lol

    • @jamesvlasuk868
      @jamesvlasuk868 3 роки тому +4

      @@unoreverse3756 hunger

    • @aperturescienceguy2737
      @aperturescienceguy2737 3 роки тому +3

      s 4 n d3 morning and huch yhrs

    • @hiroIim
      @hiroIim 3 роки тому +4

      @@jamesvlasuk868 ihnghinghingeeieieiettt633333333333tt3gdxbnx lol you...,,,,wwwwww
      bababebebebeiiiuhhhhssswwesasfsfsssssssswsaaaniajjjjjjooOoOoPPpqSDAfasf dQw4w9WgXcQ dfsdfwseqaswdhjshasyudsasaksjagdhgsywwywywywywyajkdsawlaWwadasdsaffAA WOOOOOP MAMA

  • @Acytarst
    @Acytarst 5 років тому +552

    Damien: sees something funny
    Damien:
    Damien: hhhhhhhh (angelic sounds)

    • @tyttuut
      @tyttuut 5 років тому +1

      Nobody:
      Damien: *_WHEEZE_*

    • @camdenwoolett4877
      @camdenwoolett4877 5 років тому +1

      King dedede: it is time
      Kirby: (inhales vacum)
      King dedede:EVERYONE RUN!

    • @Acytarst
      @Acytarst 5 років тому +1

      @@JODRecaps hi JODisHere

    • @scottwadders2311
      @scottwadders2311 5 років тому +1

      Aware is

    • @m1sterch3f7
      @m1sterch3f7 5 років тому +1

      Nobody:
      Damien when he sees something funny: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      Us: hhhhhhhhhhh

  • @ghost-sk3wf
    @ghost-sk3wf 2 роки тому +14

    you know its gonna be a good video when it hasn't even been a minute and you feel like your laughing so hard it feels like your lungs are imploding

  • @TheNewOrchestra
    @TheNewOrchestra 4 роки тому +130

    4:48 The correct way to say it is:
    "WHY DO THE GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYS? I'VE HAD THIS QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME."
    "I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY AND IT'S PLAIN TO SEE, SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?"

    • @bug_boy
      @bug_boy 4 роки тому +5

      Ultimate musician approves

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 4 роки тому +2

      E

    • @pomovesv1.065
      @pomovesv1.065 4 роки тому +3

      WHOA OOH OOH, WHOA OOH OOH, WHOA OOH OOH, WHOA OOH OOOOOOOOH

    • @TheRCSoldier
      @TheRCSoldier 4 роки тому +2

      I thought it was supposed to be FIR lol

    • @daisukesloverr
      @daisukesloverr 4 роки тому +2

      @@bug_boy finally someone who is anime in the comments

  • @tsunamiisaur1019
    @tsunamiisaur1019 5 років тому +98

    “You know? I would’ve had a wonderful careen in scatting.”
    DEVIANTART WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

    • @ResidentMilf
      @ResidentMilf 5 років тому +4

      FTR "scatting" also refers to a style of singing where you rhythmically sing nonsense words. Google Ella Fitzgerald

    • @indigof7697
      @indigof7697 5 років тому +1

      @@ResidentMilf or scatman Jones

    • @xri0tt
      @xri0tt 5 років тому +1

      Uh oh

    • @circusyeet4118
      @circusyeet4118 5 років тому

      @ResidentMilf this is now the only meaning of “scatting” I am aware of and I’m going to keep it that way

    • @RebelliousRobot
      @RebelliousRobot 5 років тому

      Scatman John.

  • @jojojo04
    @jojojo04 3 роки тому +879

    *_McChicken got me laughing for 20 minutes-_*

    • @nova_grim696
      @nova_grim696 3 роки тому +49

      same I'm worried tho my parents are upstairs and probably questioning why there's a tea kettle downstairs even tho it's me I'm a tea kettle when I laugh *why is my comment stupid oh well*

    • @v1p3rlotus
      @v1p3rlotus 3 роки тому +30

      @@nova_grim696 mine are wondering why i’m using the spray bottle.
      *i’m the spray bottle.*

    • @nova_grim696
      @nova_grim696 3 роки тому +16

      @@v1p3rlotus yes another person who’s laugh sounds like inanimate objects I’m no longer longer alone

    • @v1p3rlotus
      @v1p3rlotus 3 роки тому +15

      @@nova_grim696 sometimes i sound like a chair squeaking :D

    • @inserthandlehere648
      @inserthandlehere648 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @littlehomeslice1607
    @littlehomeslice1607 2 роки тому +12

    “It’s not even funny and I laughed.”
    Damien in a nutshell.

  • @JahnLemus
    @JahnLemus 5 років тому +302

    “She was had been a the died”

    • @overlordcringe2715
      @overlordcringe2715 5 років тому +5

      "Is I am a artist"
      Not video in the be the can
      That wasn't in the vid I just wanntedtosayit

    • @cesarcasillas8509
      @cesarcasillas8509 5 років тому +1

      That hit me hard

    • @eloise6198
      @eloise6198 5 років тому +3

      I
      Um cucumbre
      Cabucumber
      Cumbercu
      Cucmba
      Cmbercua
      Cucubrem
      Uhg how was does the write that?

    • @colin689
      @colin689 5 років тому +2

      @@eloise6198 Yellow/Brown spheroid

    • @Mel0nCake404
      @Mel0nCake404 5 років тому +2

      This game is a horrible

  • @poolhead1254
    @poolhead1254 4 роки тому +176

    Damien reading any other subreddit: normal
    Damien reading this subreddit: IM THE SCAT MAN

    • @le4chehenry970
      @le4chehenry970 4 роки тому +4

      SKEE BAP BAB BADAP BÖP

    • @AdrieJ06
      @AdrieJ06 4 роки тому +2

      @@le4chehenry970 SKIBIDI BOP MMMM DADA *BOOOOOOM*

    • @le4chehenry970
      @le4chehenry970 4 роки тому +2

      @@AdrieJ06 BA BÖ BE BÖP BUBBADAP BAP BAP BAP

    • @clodcat5550
      @clodcat5550 4 роки тому +1

      I ruined the 69 likes :)

    • @AdrieJ06
      @AdrieJ06 4 роки тому +1

      WAIT HOW IN HELL DID I MADE THE BOOOM THING HAVE BOLD FONT WHAT?

  • @legflavour9007
    @legflavour9007 4 роки тому +172

    11:38 That’s actually just a Swedish typo because the word is actually “Hjälp” which means help. But since ä and ö are close to each other on the Swedish keyboard, it’s easy to make typos. It’s the same thing as accidentally typing hwlp instead of help. 😊

  • @sunlight941
    @sunlight941 2 роки тому +27

    11:28, explained:
    - Man tried to spell "like wtf" and instead got "like grr".
    - He tried to clarify by saying "no not grr" but got "no not get" instead of it.
    - He tried to say "ffs" but it got changed to "free".
    - Once again, astonished by the mess he was making, he tried to yell "WTF" but got "GRR".

  • @isabelgoldschmidt205
    @isabelgoldschmidt205 3 роки тому +250

    You say "potato", I say "Yellow/brown Pottassium toes spheroids"

  • @gammatheprotobean1541
    @gammatheprotobean1541 3 роки тому +648

    can we all just appreciate how good EmKay is at reading giberish?

  • @emmisaryofgilameir1946
    @emmisaryofgilameir1946 5 років тому +1703

    Kinda surprised he hasn’t summoned a demon reading these yet
    I love his attempts at pronouncing these things
    Edit:for once I feel acknowledged

    • @snakeinaushanka3652
      @snakeinaushanka3652 5 років тому +31

      Defbombx7 maybe he did and. That’s why he can read them good

    • @ryderace103
      @ryderace103 5 років тому +16

      Idk why but I read “kinda surprised” as kinder surprise

    • @a.h.j3379
      @a.h.j3379 5 років тому +15

      yeah "looks at door" right *&#&#'jfjrjxud¥÷&'i;f^i÷r_j¥* ?

    • @husky995
      @husky995 5 років тому +14

      Maybe he is the demon

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 5 років тому +14

      He has. Richard is just a chill guy, he pulled Zach out of Hell to help out Damien/

  • @softyturtle2324
    @softyturtle2324 3 роки тому +8

    5:17
    "Mindset is what separates the best from the rest"
    6:47
    "I want my food to look the best." He's just a stuttery boi.

  • @stupidbish2546
    @stupidbish2546 3 роки тому +234

    I officially died at eggers. i was laughing for 10 minutes straight.

    • @Kyle_Reese
      @Kyle_Reese 3 роки тому +15

      I will collect your laughter and distribute it to other people to make them happy

    • @Boable
      @Boable 2 роки тому

      ssuje

    • @crtG_3983
      @crtG_3983 2 роки тому +2

      if you want demonetization you will need an n

    • @SatBehindYouInHealth
      @SatBehindYouInHealth 2 роки тому +2

      For me it was she was had been a the died

    • @Jillickle
      @Jillickle 2 роки тому +1

      Mine was shut the up one, I cant stop laughing at those ones

  • @Mafi-voices
    @Mafi-voices 3 роки тому +340

    Damien: *reading snapchat friends list*
    Also Damien: *Starts beatboxing*

    • @dazzzy
      @dazzzy 3 роки тому +2

      bmhujjjuhbbbbahyshagshtsgsdyygvshvgghjhjvgsadhcguddcd

    • @itzflakesfr
      @itzflakesfr 3 роки тому +1

      @@dazzzyjchfjfbcjngufbdjffjhfifjfhfjbfkcjfjc

    • @whentheyouarethewhen8557
      @whentheyouarethewhen8557 3 роки тому +1

      @@itzflakesfr hajshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @slommylover
      @slommylover 3 роки тому +1

      @@whentheyouarethewhen8557 whentwhjghehjgiuharsrbtjsshwwyrn

    • @user-asdefterqwy
      @user-asdefterqwy 3 роки тому +1

      Sjwiwucjql1kxjkakqkwkxj1ia81jcjiai1uzjtnekcuuvueixjvjjqiixi2bksoj k3a

  • @CompletelyNormalHuman
    @CompletelyNormalHuman 4 роки тому +124

    „chiknkein nugeget”
    A truly enlightened person, 2019.

    • @rabies_haver
      @rabies_haver 4 роки тому +3

      I am..
      *that.*

    • @mox.1579
      @mox.1579 3 роки тому +1

      @@rabies_haver Conoci and mycobacterium boom i make a wtongerer game tractor parts taste good the pil is good tasty but the only dishes are the cow partway

    • @sweden1276
      @sweden1276 3 роки тому +2

      @@mox.1579 i mean, ik thats deliberate but the tractor parts is quite funny

    • @crazyrobloxjj
      @crazyrobloxjj 3 роки тому

      @@mox.1579 lammamamamamamd ffmfkfkfc, fjckdkfkcjfkrocofkr cjdidjxisjs djdifjd

    • @crazyrobloxjj
      @crazyrobloxjj 3 роки тому

      @Pump OooooOooooooOooooooOoooooOoooooOoooooOooooooOoooospookymonthOoooooOoooooOooooooOoooooOoooooOoooooOooooOooooOooooOoooo

  • @jinchaeji
    @jinchaeji Рік тому +1

    0:48
    the way you said it, made me almost spit my drink all over my laptop-

  • @sourmaplesyrup
    @sourmaplesyrup 4 роки тому +222

    Plot twist: How he speaks perfect gibberish is because he’s from the sims

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys 4 роки тому +1

      Chatkess C 😭😭😭😖😖😖😭😭😭😣😫😖😤😭😢😭😭😟😭😭😢😭😭😭😣😭😣😣😭😭😭😭😖😭😖😖😭😭😭😤😭😭😭😭😭

    • @sourmaplesyrup
      @sourmaplesyrup 4 роки тому +2

      Bird! Sans y e s

    • @_________-____________________
      @_________-____________________ 4 роки тому +2

      @@sourmaplesyrup your profile pic...
      *VH flashbacks*

    • @masterboa6321
      @masterboa6321 4 роки тому +1

      SHALOOOOOOOOOOOOB!

    • @sourmaplesyrup
      @sourmaplesyrup 4 роки тому +1

      Bot o h

  • @magicaleevee843
    @magicaleevee843 5 років тому +134

    The fact that 'Wait, I have an idea' is directly after 'PENIS MAN' kinda scares me.

    • @LuckySketches
      @LuckySketches 5 років тому +12

      It's definitely not a good idea, I can tell you that much.

    • @aceampora6012
      @aceampora6012 5 років тому +3

      Senpai.....

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 2 роки тому +1

      It’s his new Mega Man Classic OC, like with the first ihadastroke where he got Business Man

  • @kai-yc2io
    @kai-yc2io 5 років тому +425

    If Damien was in My Hero Academia:
    Name: Damien
    Quirk: saying gibberish perfectly the first time without stuttering to confuse enemies

    • @Jade-dt2wh
      @Jade-dt2wh 5 років тому +10

      Yes
      YES A MHA FAN

    • @impsoda3713
      @impsoda3713 5 років тому +3

      Random Human YES

    • @liamfaoisidheold
      @liamfaoisidheold 5 років тому +3

      @@Jade-dt2wh Isn't it technically BNHA?

    • @Jade-dt2wh
      @Jade-dt2wh 5 років тому +6

      @@liamfaoisidheold yeah I guess but I'm saying it as my hero academia not boku no hero academia
      I feel that this came off as harsh soRry-

    • @nicoletteadams1398
      @nicoletteadams1398 5 років тому +2

      I wore a Toga Himiko cosplay today in public. Yesterday was Uraraka.

  • @catnip694
    @catnip694 Рік тому +3

    _godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died._

  • @Inkwell_King
    @Inkwell_King 3 роки тому +395

    "Sure, my child."
    *Toriel intensifies*

    • @e5858
      @e5858 3 роки тому +29

      But when I came back, alas, she had the died

    • @bobbeii
      @bobbeii 3 роки тому +5

      no

    • @bobbeii
      @bobbeii 3 роки тому +3

      bad

    • @milkylights2
      @milkylights2 3 роки тому +12

      came when same CAME CAMe she the when her found dead woman !
      baxk
      back
      kakakwksjjwksoqoajjasssasasasas
      ass

    • @wardenGD
      @wardenGD 3 роки тому +3

      @@milkylights2 yes this is vere retable

  • @atotallyrandomperson3889
    @atotallyrandomperson3889 5 років тому +137

    Nobody:
    Damien: *G b o n j u b o l a*

    • @kazmakazii
      @kazmakazii 4 роки тому +8

      Also Damien: * wheezing intestifies *

    • @karolinkiehl4097
      @karolinkiehl4097 4 роки тому +5

      Adeosun

    • @-budgie-4923
      @-budgie-4923 4 роки тому +1

      A totally random person I loved that part of the vid XD

  • @applejuiceanimations6667
    @applejuiceanimations6667 5 років тому +82

    No one:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Not even a living soul:
    Damien:**wheeze**

  • @zzszszszszz
    @zzszszszszz 3 роки тому +11

    2:50 I love how he still says alas

  • @UrsineStarCluster
    @UrsineStarCluster 5 років тому +78

    13:06 I translated this immediately somehow-
    "Why be racist, homophobic or transphobic when you could just be quiet?"

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 років тому +23

      impressive! have you considered a career in professional gibberish translation?

    • @birchtree7383
      @birchtree7383 5 років тому +6

      EmKay how much does it pay? Asking for a friend

    • @UrsineStarCluster
      @UrsineStarCluster 5 років тому +7

      @@EmKay Will you hire me?

    • @supergamer303
      @supergamer303 5 років тому +11

      its a good idea to make r/stroketranslation

    • @UrsineStarCluster
      @UrsineStarCluster 5 років тому +1

      @@supergamer303 I made r/StrokeTranslation! Thanks for the great idea! :3

  • @that1bunny821
    @that1bunny821 4 роки тому +275

    " pottoes, potassium toes, Potatos"
    me: i now have many ways on how to say potatos, thx reddit! XD

    • @maua12
      @maua12 3 роки тому +11

      Zvcftfdtjvchjbghiopknhkkjhfdfdsd

    • @lobsterenthusiastd7996
      @lobsterenthusiastd7996 3 роки тому +8

      I not have own potasos what? Poatosaaasszaazesbdhhxbhfgdugsugdusyudyusdyudusyud me I them not own posydghyysstatoshhfb I not hshdbhdududhddh potatoes

    • @alieng7883
      @alieng7883 3 роки тому +3

      @@lobsterenthusiastd7996 jnjnfjdsnfjnjnj njkwdne mamosiugs iks deridsj

    • @_Iecii
      @_Iecii 3 роки тому +3

      @@lobsterenthusiastd7996 Hi I just got off my car and my phone died a car accident on the road and then went back and went back to the car to see if it had any other chikncs and never gonna give you up has almost 1B views then went back to the gate to go play with the gun gun and I was in a a a shotgun gun gun and a chikncsing grlilr gun in the gun gun is dead in a gun gun is dead othehhhgnig!

    • @_Iecii
      @_Iecii 3 роки тому +1

      @Simon Iburg Hi I just got off my car and my phone died a car accident on the road and then went back and went back to the car to see if it had any other chikncs and never gonna give you up has almost 1B views then went back to the gate to go play with the gun gun and I was in a a a shotgun gun gun and a chikncsing grlilr gun in the gun gun is dead in a gun gun is dead otheh!

  • @ASweetShortCake
    @ASweetShortCake 4 роки тому +115

    0:57 That actually fits the character in the profile so much

  • @BlueD00dle444
    @BlueD00dle444 4 місяці тому +2

    “Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.”

  • @colesteinmetz5616
    @colesteinmetz5616 5 років тому +230

    I wonder how many demons he summons while saying those words

  • @otlayr3030
    @otlayr3030 5 років тому +93

    8:18 Sound like a song you'd hear over the radio in India.

  • @n-imator1549
    @n-imator1549 5 років тому +208

    I swear to god i want someone to try saying "I'm smart" then they say *"I'm Big Brain"*

  • @STUAA2025
    @STUAA2025 5 місяців тому +1

    1:12 Not only is he good at speaking gibberish, he did a decent Brody Foxx's impression too, A+

  • @Hyenaguy
    @Hyenaguy 5 років тому +228

    "Not funny
    Laughed"
    - Damien

  • @DeSqBlocki
    @DeSqBlocki 5 років тому +132

    And today on EmKay: How do pronounce the microwave sound!

    • @amcat8015
      @amcat8015 5 років тому +8

      *BRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

    • @surelyyoujest3200
      @surelyyoujest3200 5 років тому +7

      *RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR food explodes a bit RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DING DING DING DING DING DING DING*

    • @bearboy.
      @bearboy. 5 років тому +4

      *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
      *RRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAA JDHSQISHXNDIH AAAAAAA DKSKDHNWKWDHKDKS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* ding!

    • @QueenLayla39
      @QueenLayla39 5 років тому +1

      *MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRRRREEMMRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP*

    • @awesomebagel723
      @awesomebagel723 5 років тому +2

      [insert microwave sound here]

  • @obsquidian823
    @obsquidian823 4 роки тому +196

    I like how they can spell “Sautéed Cucumbers”, and not “Pickles”.
    10:01

    • @mrsc3312
      @mrsc3312 4 роки тому +8

      4:47 not 10:01 lol

    • @huji-rf8hn
      @huji-rf8hn 4 роки тому +1

      too far from the original timestamp

    • @ItzTerraYT
      @ItzTerraYT 4 роки тому +4

      ...wrong timestamp buddy

    • @HakaeRich_69420
      @HakaeRich_69420 4 роки тому

      Oof

    • @ricegorm
      @ricegorm 4 роки тому +1

      It's been 2 months, but please edit your comment

  • @s4mpl3._.t3xt.
    @s4mpl3._.t3xt. 2 роки тому +3

    "Oh dude its a smork alam!" bro💀

  • @rayneefloof5096
    @rayneefloof5096 4 роки тому +137

    “OoooooOoooooOoooOoooooOoooo” - Cartoon Network

    • @ThereforeTower
      @ThereforeTower 3 роки тому +3

      *3*

    • @ItsTheMrJ
      @ItsTheMrJ 3 роки тому +2

      [adult swim]

    • @NeovenatorGuy
      @NeovenatorGuy 3 роки тому

      I am a very very nice guy but I’m a fan of the game but it is really annoying to play and I have to do it with my iPad and it has a lot of lag and it has been a bit laggy and it keeps crashing when it comes back up on the iPad version and it keeps crashing on my iPad so it keeps crashing me on uuujdhddjrudjjdjddjsjj(%;%/#(-*@/#*@=#(-=-*%@#$-€€£§£_§€~…^[[[[[[§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§€3¥£{_8_]…¥9_{_>_9_{_0_}_9_{_]_]_]8_]8_7]_…]8…_]8…_]…_74^]

    • @paravostok
      @paravostok 3 роки тому +1

      @@NeovenatorGuy you verify me know how much is my son's school today but it's blue sky news about to leave,a little later and then,so if he wants you killed on your computer is to commit himself with that in mind when they get their God and now have been bodybuilding supplements and they don't

    • @OccasionalArtGuy
      @OccasionalArtGuy 3 роки тому +1

      @@paravostok you okay..?

  • @slayjay5741
    @slayjay5741 4 роки тому +402

    I’m not joking, first thing I see, “Smork Alam” I’m dying of laughter

    • @destanieyes91
      @destanieyes91 3 роки тому +7

      Fork and halam

    • @destanieyes91
      @destanieyes91 3 роки тому +4

      Tfufigfidkkssdfuucv

    • @destanieyes91
      @destanieyes91 3 роки тому +3

      5?5;?5j(#sdf

    • @destanieyes91
      @destanieyes91 3 роки тому +3

      MlsosOfofdzj8)1/9)/&?;;:,8,?9)8(?~~*_+_++>+>?+>?+>???,%..}.#|,,^* givzaodYsYSYSTrarzstdycucuufccufcfuxufxudFIFZyzfxt__}4-4/4/:4?(88,,)/9-::5-4|7>?**>!+>!++?

    • @funnyfoolsgaming6859
      @funnyfoolsgaming6859 3 роки тому +6

      *"What the hell happened here?"*

  • @mynameismmandimheretosay7979
    @mynameismmandimheretosay7979 4 роки тому +72

    I can decode 4:32.
    The question is “How to fall out of the world?” Referring to the void found in Minecraft, and asking about breaking bedrock to get to there in Survival mode.
    The possible answers are minecart, mining, impossible, and pig-riding.
    The correct answer is impossible, as bedrock is impossible to break or pass through by only using Survival. It is also true, as the exploit of using saplings to break it instead is impossible as they only go upwards, and they are referring to the void in the Overworld, not the Nether.
    So, in other words, it’s actually impasbol.

    • @cir3875
      @cir3875 4 роки тому

      "Impasbol

    • @AthanasiusChou
      @AthanasiusChou 4 роки тому +2

      You can use command blokc

    • @hUh--
      @hUh-- 4 роки тому +2

      *_-Pig-_*

    • @twistedglow5485
      @twistedglow5485 4 роки тому +2

      I've seen people pass thru bedrock in survival mode they did it with ender pearls and pistons Dantdm did it I would link it but I don't know how

    • @youraveragetroller4467
      @youraveragetroller4467 4 роки тому

      *i like pckles*
      i use minening

  • @angelshallneverrise
    @angelshallneverrise 3 місяці тому +1

    what Fahad Ahmed means [ 4:09 ]:
    AirPods users: You're literally broke.
    AirPods Pro users: What? I can't hear you!
    [i didnt know why "no" was included]

  • @dexemthewise60
    @dexemthewise60 4 роки тому +115

    0:58 Ultimate Musician fails to spell "Song"

  • @shadowmoon60052
    @shadowmoon60052 4 роки тому +125

    EmKay: "It's hurting my brain"
    Advert 1 second later: "how old is your brain"

    • @SANSYYGAMESFAKE
      @SANSYYGAMESFAKE 4 роки тому +5

      56 Gallon.

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright 4 роки тому +1

      jdjajsjdjsjshsjsgdkaajsvshshashu

    • @madmynk
      @madmynk 4 роки тому +1

      @Bird Jam PM 0p9ooppp9oiiiollo
      Lll,ooooooplllpaasssss

    • @SANSYYGAMESFAKE
      @SANSYYGAMESFAKE 4 роки тому

      @@3starsburningbright Thanks for the info!

    • @miannamaris
      @miannamaris 4 роки тому

      Yes this is no cats editors of funny australian yes

  • @pantomine.
    @pantomine. 4 роки тому +61

    Nobody:
    Firefighters: do you have a *s m o r k a l a m*

  • @ThatTransGuy247
    @ThatTransGuy247 2 роки тому +1

    “Aware is”
    Best inspirational quote I ever heard…
    I’ll keep that in mind, thank you

  • @Shuffles_Art
    @Shuffles_Art 5 років тому +49

    This entire sub reddit can be described in 7 words: "He's speaking the language of the gods"

  • @popotofyn
    @popotofyn 5 років тому +62

    "But alas, when i returned, she was had been a the died"
    Kinda reminds me of "Man door hand hook car door"

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man 5 років тому +2

      *Mr. Sandman*

    • @dreepycreepy
      @dreepycreepy 5 років тому +2

      That was so funny. She was had been a the died 😂💀

    • @elemenopi9239
      @elemenopi9239 5 років тому +2

      Just an Average Dragon *Man me a sand*

  • @elisolofsson3313
    @elisolofsson3313 5 років тому +73

    it just sounds like Damien is just speaking the sims language

    • @charleswestover8483
      @charleswestover8483 5 років тому +3

      Simlish?

    • @wudman13
      @wudman13 5 років тому

      Elis Olofsson lol

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere 4 роки тому

      [casually clicks video]
      me: oh this looks like a cool video
      Damien: *speaks rapid perfect Simlish*
      me: ok

  • @MasterGarbage
    @MasterGarbage Рік тому +2

    Emkay has unlocked a new superpower: being able to speak gibberish without having a stroke himself 😂

  • @TH-yg7cm
    @TH-yg7cm 3 роки тому +41

    1:06 THAT PERSON’S IBUKI MIODA PFP MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER

  • @thatsmobin1202
    @thatsmobin1202 4 роки тому +83

    2:18 and this is why I stopped watching Cartoon Network, they had mild strokes every series they made

  • @KingLaZrButBad
    @KingLaZrButBad 4 роки тому +234

    "Say hi to reddit"
    "McChicken"

    • @justsomewendigowithinterne7062
      @justsomewendigowithinterne7062 4 роки тому +1

      Stolen!

    • @KingLaZrButBad
      @KingLaZrButBad 4 роки тому +7

      @@justsomewendigowithinterne7062 Me traveling the globe to find who asked

    • @justsomewendigowithinterne7062
      @justsomewendigowithinterne7062 4 роки тому +1

      @@KingLaZrButBad I don't need somebody's consent to say something dude.

    • @justsomewendigowithinterne7062
      @justsomewendigowithinterne7062 4 роки тому +1

      @@KingLaZrButBad Besides. Everybody who steals a comment is just a beggar that is hungry for likes. Read the comment on the top, it says something that is similar to what you said.

    • @JH-jx7kw
      @JH-jx7kw 4 роки тому +2

      @@justsomewendigowithinterne7062 They just quoted what was in the video. Also, Stolen is technically a stolen comment ; )

  • @mikaelaarr4665
    @mikaelaarr4665 3 роки тому +4

    1:00 this is just perfect, they even have Ibuki as their pfp 🤣

  • @-boxedbobcat-3270
    @-boxedbobcat-3270 4 роки тому +144

    EmKay is crowned.
    Reason: Good sense of humor, Good at reading weird gibberish and jokes.

    • @Old_Channel_E
      @Old_Channel_E Рік тому

      He must just be German then!

    • @Old_Channel_E
      @Old_Channel_E Рік тому

      Germans have all three

    • @squibkib
      @squibkib Рік тому +1

      EmKay *and* Matt Rose. They're the best fr

  • @HighSpeedToffi
    @HighSpeedToffi 5 років тому +238

    R/IHadAStroke: have you ever you had you did you wanted you him to do you so you could do anything?

    • @Kilomenjaro
      @Kilomenjaro 5 років тому +5

      ThatOneGamingFurry, Nice! 😹👌

    • @nythrt
      @nythrt 5 років тому +19

      No, I have never I had I did I wanted I him to do I so I could do anything.

    • @liptonicetea1813
      @liptonicetea1813 5 років тому +5

      Have you ever been to want more like to see what are? Cause I would yeah to see the see and more and you are am?

    • @vacantchub7241
      @vacantchub7241 5 років тому +8

      what if a cat ate there’s a cat that eat lasagna large cat cat eats lasagna lasagna
      *now that’s funny*

    • @futabapooping8234
      @futabapooping8234 5 років тому +2

      r/FoUNd tHE MoBiLE uSEr

  • @GatorPuppetFilms
    @GatorPuppetFilms 4 роки тому +91

    11:50 *Ah yes, Penis and Ferd, my favorite anime...*

  • @novaflame_ember
    @novaflame_ember 2 роки тому +2

    I really needed this for my crippling depression, watching damien speak fluent gibberish xD, thanks man.

  • @SuperTails908
    @SuperTails908 5 років тому +168

    mom, can we get potatoes?
    no, we have potatoes at home.
    the potatoes at home:
    2:25

    • @mothwiingz
      @mothwiingz 5 років тому +13

      *p o t h o l e s*

    • @icebearpl188
      @icebearpl188 4 роки тому +17

      POTASSIUM TOES

    • @WizzOfIzz
      @WizzOfIzz 4 роки тому +9

      *POTTOES*

    • @ducko3484
      @ducko3484 4 роки тому +6

      Pota po pp patoo toast puta pota tat atatatara toes pat o sss patAtoons possum toes possstashios pantoe toes pe tati tai toopot ai toe pee potatooss

    • @Crystal_500
      @Crystal_500 4 роки тому +4

      *P o T h O l E s* *?*

  • @R4tdepic
    @R4tdepic 3 роки тому +53

    “Mother, can we have yellow/brown spheroid for dinner?”
    “No, we had that last night”

  • @gamingwiths2110
    @gamingwiths2110 5 років тому +70

    "I can speak perfect gibberish"
    -Damien, 2k19

    • @aceampora6012
      @aceampora6012 5 років тому

      GamingwithS 21 he also said we can touch him........

    • @gamingwiths2110
      @gamingwiths2110 5 років тому +1

      @@aceampora6012 where...? 😏

    • @aceampora6012
      @aceampora6012 5 років тому

      GamingwithS 21 wherever you please....😏

    • @gamingwiths2110
      @gamingwiths2110 5 років тому

      @@aceampora6012 r/cursedcomments

    • @aceampora6012
      @aceampora6012 5 років тому

      GamingwithS 21 you know you needed this today. You know it.

  • @HUBWORLDNULL
    @HUBWORLDNULL Рік тому +1

    And now, a moment of silence for Damien’s brain cells and suppressed laughter

  • @InfernoTune727
    @InfernoTune727 4 роки тому +87

    imagine his neighbours heard this through the wall just nsdadnahdsbhdfsahbf

  • @therakeplayerdoggo1673
    @therakeplayerdoggo1673 5 років тому +75

    No one:
    Random person: this game is a very cursed and will haunt ruin *and b r a i n*

    • @therakeplayerdoggo1673
      @therakeplayerdoggo1673 5 років тому +2

      r/ihadastroke

    • @ejdjghtj5931
      @ejdjghtj5931 4 роки тому

      aaaa o noh hrt at

    • @ducko3484
      @ducko3484 4 роки тому

      It iz bad nu juko it dead moy lily bwodoor nut guud basd gam very a horiball go dealate it it it it it it

    • @karolinkiehl4097
      @karolinkiehl4097 4 роки тому

      Oh yeah, this is big brain time !

  • @slurqt
    @slurqt 5 років тому +169

    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO LITERALLY DIES AT THIS SUBREDDIT

  • @somayadernawi4635
    @somayadernawi4635 5 місяців тому +1

    IS NOONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE WAY DAIMEN SAID ✨~ToDaY iS mY nEw ChIlD bOrN oN mY sOn~✨-Daimen 2019

  • @kokichioma4519
    @kokichioma4519 4 роки тому +111

    1:02 we respect a girl with ibuki as her pfp.

  • @kazooitchyfizzydrink778
    @kazooitchyfizzydrink778 5 років тому +67

    1:07 that is Ibuki mioda. This is normal. This is how she communicates.

    • @7__sana
      @7__sana 5 років тому +6

      aka best girl

    • @luvcoric
      @luvcoric 5 років тому +2

      「αѕтerι」 True

    • @pangolinh
      @pangolinh 5 років тому +2

      nah man its yung venuz beatboxing

    • @sofiavpowell
      @sofiavpowell 5 років тому +2

      YES

    • @flokus
      @flokus 5 років тому +2

      ibuki woman and kokichi man are in here

  • @dogsandwolvesxp6125
    @dogsandwolvesxp6125 4 роки тому +97

    2:06- My friends were downstairs watching scary downstairs (keep in mind I can’t handle them), I went down and screamed G B O N J U B O L A
    Edit: Not to seem like the one who continuously says “Thanks for the likes!“ whenever they get any, but dude I feel so loved ♡´・ᴗ・`♡

    • @pomovesv1.065
      @pomovesv1.065 4 роки тому +9

      I can't get over the fact that GBONJUBOLA sounds like a name of some african shaman, and your comment made it even better!!!

    • @Eryzo_Chaztivalto
      @Eryzo_Chaztivalto 4 роки тому +5

      Your friend must be really mad at you right now

    • @luv.h3ll0kitty
      @luv.h3ll0kitty 4 роки тому +4

      ♡☆ G B O N J U B O L A ☆♡

    • @pomovesv1.065
      @pomovesv1.065 4 роки тому +1

      @Albus percival wulfric brian dumbledore Yes

    • @pomovesv1.065
      @pomovesv1.065 4 роки тому +1

      @Albus percival wulfric brian dumbledore Yeah, kinda short tho

  • @Cyberlinkueienthusiast
    @Cyberlinkueienthusiast 4 місяці тому

    I love the duality of emkay
    "Renember you can always choose your parents"
    (Next video)
    "OH MY SMORK ALAAM"

  • @merasheepmsp7193
    @merasheepmsp7193 4 роки тому +181

    Me: ay yo bro what's the wifi password??
    My boi: It's on the back of the router
    The wifi password : 10:49

    • @lenaking9493
      @lenaking9493 4 роки тому +1

      “Me”:- insert ok meme-

    • @Thomas-ie7mu
      @Thomas-ie7mu 4 роки тому

      You have made men laughed anal in haveo no means mean of stpping

    • @abyssofsaltytuna7795
      @abyssofsaltytuna7795 4 роки тому

      @@Thomas-ie7mu yes

    • @balala8668
      @balala8668 4 роки тому +2

      Fggt551yx_G6a7a8h

    • @Jeffyjohn07
      @Jeffyjohn07 4 роки тому

      Setsxfgcdhtcyyrcfctycdtr sescawe dhgcghgvjhvjkherxsdrxrt

  • @LanyonEntertainment
    @LanyonEntertainment 5 років тому +39

    2:47
    "She was had been a the died."

  • @amtheminer3803
    @amtheminer3803 5 років тому +67

    I feel like this subreddit was made for Damien to sound like hes reading brail in morse code out loud

  • @PanCakes1199
    @PanCakes1199 8 місяців тому +1

    I sleep to emkay playlists, and woke up to this. I thought my brain broke and I was still sleeping 😂

  • @Nugeroon1
    @Nugeroon1 4 роки тому +45

    0:57 the fact that the person has ibuki as their pfp will always and forever be funny to me

  • @theicetypesnivy6983
    @theicetypesnivy6983 3 роки тому +60

    1:00 This feels on character for Ibuki

  • @thekarlshow_tm
    @thekarlshow_tm 4 роки тому +31

    1:00 ok but I can totally see that person with the Ibuki pfp having a stroke while the sprite is just that one with her eyes like completely white with the foam coming out of her mouth XD