Yes. It's like if he kicks a guy from his home and make him loose his job and when he is living on the streets he walks by and drops a dollar on his can.
Yeah I really don't understand what the point is. He's cutting their funding by over a billion dollars but then gives them $78,000. It's probably so Trump can say: "Look, I gave away my salary".
and 78 thousand $ , are you fucking kidding me , he cuts a billion $ from the EPA and gives 78 back , thats not even half as much as it costs for his weekly trip to maralago or the golf club
well he said he gonna run it like business, in business you cant give away money so ppl can have good time or just coz its important for ppl .. thats not how u run a business .. how do you think he made cash outta his SMALL LOAN of just a million$ into mutimillions .. geez . you thought bush didnt give a F@#K .. man trump doesnt give a F@#k
That check is a bitch-slap. Like driving someone over with a car and then sticking a band aid on the mutilated body. Can't believe they did it at a press conference
Liyah U Trump is a sadistic asshole. I don't know if you saw it, but Donald Trump on his THANK YOU TOUR told his moronic supporters TO THEIR FACE that he had played them for suckers, and that what he said BEFORE the election now, of course is irrelevant to him. He enjoys seeing people feel bad because of him.
Doing it at a press conference show how the liberal swamp scum media can't be trusted; so by doing it at a press conference, it takes away the ability to not report it or twist what happened. Liberal Fake news can't be trusted .
A lot like how he says "We're goin' to Mars. We wouldn't be goin' to Mars if my opponent had won~" with a shit-eating grin... And then he slashes NASA's budget down to what... half or so? And *then* tells them "Hey, nevermind all the other stuff, just get us to Mars, guys."
It would be hilarious if Trump's signature is the way it is, is because he can't spell or write properly. I can't see the D in Donald, T in Trump or the p in Trump, it just looks like a bunch of As, cursive lower case Ls and zig-zag cancellations.
Look, here's the deal: roughly every eight years our country goes into its stupid cycle. This one will probably be a blessedly short four-years unlike the last one, but just hang in there. Your sane people and our sane people will get through this.
TAR & FEATHERS! THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY SIR! media.webcollage.net/rwvfp/wc/cp/17547607/module/krazyglue/_cp/products/1429728462413/tab-a220bbda-9f2d-4132-8e08-d4f065c60b81/196c8904-d4f1-4e80-a361-5c95b8814f10.jpg.w240.jpg www.collegehoopsdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Bubble-Wrap.jpg And I demand you start acting as such.
What a coincidence that a corrupt, shady, evil, and fictional PMC call Murkywater has a similar name to Blackwater... oh wait, that's because it's based off the real PMC, which is also shady and evil.
And it's actually against the spirit of the Constitution and what America stands for to not take the Presidential salary. The First US Congress made the decision to require the President to take his annual salary. The reasoning for this was to prevent some politician from saying "I will not take the salary, and I'm doing it for you." So right now, the Party of Traditional American Values is letting a huge violation of what they claim to protect slide because the President's dimwitted enough to let the GOP do what they want. It's disgusting.
Is it just me, or does Spicer act like his wife and children have been kidnapped by Trump and are being held at gunpoint? "Spicer, get out there and dance or your wife gets 2nd Amendment solution'd."
Imagine if a peace loving hippy was elected president and nominated a pizza delivery guy to be one of the highest ranking generals in the army. That's what Scott Pruitt is to the EPA.
Spicer, as I've mentioned before, somewhere, looks like a hatless mushroom stem with a tiny human face on it. No wonder all the heat he's under is turning him into a tiny, dried-in mushroom.. (and beware; he seems to be of the venomous sort)
Sven Tempest That's OK, I don't mind learning. English is not my mother tongue; sometimes I look up words and other times I just put what I feel for.. (Judging by your name, English wouldn't be your native language either. Norsk?)
No, English is my native language and I have auditory near fluency in Spanish and French. Psychedelic like trippy. Psilocybin mushrooms. I think Sean Spicer is a psilocybin mushroom stem.
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Sean Spicer is REALLY good at keeping his job (does exactly what trump wants him to) but REALLY bad at his job (in terms of the integrity within this role) :'(
I'm surprised Trump isn't still hiding behind screaming about the e-mails. "Mr. President, we have photographic evidence of you meeting with Putin yesterday. You met at a Red Lobster. You ate three cheddar biscuits while Putin ate 8." "BUT IT'S NOT AS BAD AS CROOKED HILLARY'S E-MAILS!"
because she didn't want Barron to have to change schools is the reason given. The real reasons are probably because she doesn't want to be around his ugly fat ass and because tax payer money goes directly into Trump Tower and enriches the business.
seen photos of Trump's apartments and estates where the rooms are covered in marble and gold? White House doesn't have that sort of over the top luxury. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3303819/Inside-Donald-Trump-s-100m-penthouse-lots-marble-gold-rimmed-cups-son-s-toy-personalized-Mercedes-15-000-book-risqu-statues.html and it cost extra $127,000-145,000 a day for the security to protect her and her son separately in New York. so this cheque Trump gave would barely cover half a day for secret service to protect them.
People say "it's just 4 years." Do you know how many wildlife species, forests, and waterways we can lose forever in less than that time? *slaps forehead*
BUSTED! on 3:33 He said "I am something of an outdoorsman, In that I occasionally go out of doors" That's a line he used in the Colbert Report 7 or 8 years ago.
Trump giving this donation to the park service is like going to a restaurant with a party of 20 or more, racking up a bill of $999.75, giving the waiter/ress $1000 and saying "The rest is for you." Jesus how in fuck's name did we get here.
no, trump said he wouldn't take a salary at all. now he's just randomly waisting it on something that, due to his planned budget cuts, will not help anyone. not to mention, his golf trips alone waste his salary like 10 times over
We need another revolution. We must overhaul our government, add term limits to all positions, and completely restructure what our tax dollars go towards. This can only come thru conflict. Absolutely not ideal, but absolutly unavoidable.
Thats Ok there's profit to be made. Shut up and bow your heads to the Donors. Why should people care about Oklahoma it's only famous for 1 craptastic musical.
After that clip with the bill, I was half expecting Smokey the Bear to blow his own head off. Start the most disturbing running gag in late show history.
i'd like to see a Leak-crets skit in the Seychelles...steel band playing, drinking a pina collision with the russians and red telephone ringing...that's your backdoor conversation..
At last I truly understand Smokey the Bear's slogan "Only you can prevent forest fires". Because the EPA doesn't have the money to prevent forest fires anymore.
That check is so insulting...
evildevil364 knowing trump he probably stopped payment on it anyway
The handing over was so cringe.
evildevil364 It will probably bounce,
Yes. It's like if he kicks a guy from his home and make him loose his job and when he is living on the streets he walks by and drops a dollar on his can.
Yeah I really don't understand what the point is. He's cutting their funding by over a billion dollars but then gives them $78,000. It's probably so Trump can say: "Look, I gave away my salary".
The donation is an insult to the country. It shows how little regard he has of his job.
And most importantly how little regard he has for American citizens.
and 78 thousand $ , are you fucking kidding me , he cuts a billion $ from the EPA and gives 78 back , thats not even half as much as it costs for his weekly trip to maralago or the golf club
well he said he gonna run it like business, in business you cant give away money so ppl can have good time or just coz its important for ppl .. thats not how u run a business .. how do you think he made cash outta his SMALL LOAN of just a million$ into mutimillions ..
geez .
you thought bush didnt give a F@#K .. man trump doesnt give a F@#k
even if he had a pocket full of fucks to waste... he still wouldn't give one
Elizabeth Denbow I think you have him mistaken for Stephen Colbert. That man is VICIOUS. LOOOOL
That check is a bitch-slap. Like driving someone over with a car and then sticking a band aid on the mutilated body. Can't believe they did it at a press conference
Liyah U Trump is a sadistic asshole. I don't know if you saw it, but Donald Trump on his THANK YOU TOUR told his moronic supporters TO THEIR FACE that he had played them for suckers, and that what he said BEFORE the election now, of course is irrelevant to him. He enjoys seeing people feel bad because of him.
Just be glad, he did not hold a parade. In which the nation, had to thank him for his great contribution.
Doing it at a press conference show how the liberal swamp scum media can't be trusted; so by doing it at a press conference, it takes away the ability to not report it or twist what happened. Liberal Fake news can't be trusted .
Trump supporters have bent so much, they can lick themselves in the ass.
John Johnson Mr President, please submit comments under your own name. We all know it's you, ya orange lunatic
So they cut their budget then used them for a publicity stunt. These people have a VERY special place in hell waiting for them.
Maximillian Thermidor they probably talk in the theater too.
A lot like how he says "We're goin' to Mars. We wouldn't be goin' to Mars if my opponent had won~" with a shit-eating grin... And then he slashes NASA's budget down to what... half or so?
And *then* tells them "Hey, nevermind all the other stuff, just get us to Mars, guys."
It would be hilarious if Trump's signature is the way it is, is because he can't spell or write properly. I can't see the D in Donald, T in Trump or the p in Trump, it just looks like a bunch of As, cursive lower case Ls and zig-zag cancellations.
was wondering why more people don't notice this.
BladeWinters that's because the p isn't in Trump it's all over him
+Dehvis X your comment just made my day.
Actually, someone made an edit of his signature. Not much, just added some eyes and look, its a group of KKK. :D
Google Russian cursive
People of the USA, where is the tar? Where are the feathers? Where are your pitchforks? Remove the orange lump of play-doh!
Look, here's the deal: roughly every eight years our country goes into its stupid cycle. This one will probably be a blessedly short four-years unlike the last one, but just hang in there. Your sane people and our sane people will get through this.
Yuri de Jong Something tells me if somebody had tar and feathers here, they wouldn't be going after the white guy...
Chrjstheshadow but he's orange right?
TAR & FEATHERS! THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY SIR!
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And I demand you start acting as such.
11O1OO111OOO Keep on demanding ;)
Black Jeff Goldblum also looks like the black Idris Elba.
uhhh....
Nop
But Idris Elba is already black. Have you not watched The Wire?! It's the most legit representation of a black person he's ever done!
usaid alfatih idris alba is black?
If idris elba were white
To put this into perspective, Trump's proposed budget cuts are roughly 18,750 times larger than his donation. What a generous man
I love it when Steve puts his improv props away. :)
DeVos brother is the founder of Blackwater. What a coincidence
wooow.
What a coincidence that a corrupt, shady, evil, and fictional PMC call Murkywater has a similar name to Blackwater... oh wait, that's because it's based off the real PMC, which is also shady and evil.
Didn't Trump say he wasn't going to take a salary? He decided to take it and donate it so he can claim it as a tax deduction. Some billionaire.
And it's actually against the spirit of the Constitution and what America stands for to not take the Presidential salary.
The First US Congress made the decision to require the President to take his annual salary. The reasoning for this was to prevent some politician from saying "I will not take the salary, and I'm doing it for you."
So right now, the Party of Traditional American Values is letting a huge violation of what they claim to protect slide because the President's dimwitted enough to let the GOP do what they want.
It's disgusting.
"Black Jeff Goldblum."
I died.
WOW 78,000 DOLLARS THANK YOU GREAT LEADER. that pays for one minute of golfing on your fancy resort
It isn't even about whether they're in Russian pockets, of course they are, but it's about finding concrete evidence at this stage
"The Third Lady"
Why has no one used that one before. Holy shit.
I love when Stephen puts his imaginary props away.
i love how Stephen puts away his invisible props hhahahaha
not the third lady, the latest model
Is it just me, or does Spicer act like his wife and children have been kidnapped by Trump and are being held at gunpoint? "Spicer, get out there and dance or your wife gets 2nd Amendment solution'd."
Imagine if a peace loving hippy was elected president and nominated a pizza delivery guy to be one of the highest ranking generals in the army. That's what Scott Pruitt is to the EPA.
Spicer, as I've mentioned before, somewhere, looks like a hatless mushroom stem with a tiny human face on it.
No wonder all the heat he's under is turning him into a tiny, dried-in mushroom..
(and beware; he seems to be of the venomous sort)
Sven Tempest That's OK, I don't mind learning. English is not my mother tongue; sometimes I look up words and other times I just put what I feel for..
(Judging by your name, English wouldn't be your native language either. Norsk?)
No, English is my native language and I have auditory near fluency in Spanish and French.
Psychedelic like trippy. Psilocybin mushrooms. I think Sean Spicer is a psilocybin mushroom stem.
Sven Tempest Thank you. You've got a fine Norwegian name there. Good day to you, too.
By the way: there are some replies here that unbeknownst to me have been removed as spam. When I try to
"Restore comment", all the response I get is that there was a problem, please try later. This has happened on various occasions lately and it's quite irritating, as I never have deleted any replies/comments.
Greetings to you, that we do not see here, anyway!
I like how Stephen always puts away his imaginary props
Well now it's only a $1,499,921,667 cut, so it's all good.
Lol at 3:06 Stephan puts the imaginary ring case into his suit pocket
"...the First Lady, or in Donald Trumps' case the Third Lady" :) funny because its true :D :D :D
The Seychelles encounter sounds like a super kinky weekend.
Melissa McCarthy*
Why are so many people calling him Sean? Who tf is Sean?
This "donation" is so disgusting
Head of EPA: "We have people to deal with clean water and clean air." As if those are the problem we need to deal with.
Hocus Flotus - Saved by the Spell! That is fan-freaking-tastic!!!
1:40 leave it to Colbert to make treason look gay
Patricia A lmaoooo
lol,that's pretty good
I like it when he goes camp.
I was expecting Smokey the Bear to say "Only you can prevent forest fires. No really, only you. No one's left. We've all been fired."
why is the bear god
Think about it. Colbert Report Colbert considered bears godless killing machines. Late Show Colbert considers them godly.
Kinda makes sense... Didn't god send bears to rip the shit out of little kids picking on some devout religious nut named Elisha or someone?
That donation is like a serial killer leaving a band-aid after stabbing their victim several times.
Trump spends more than 78k on himself every weekend golfing at his own resort, lol
that check was a second slap on the face.
Sean Spicer is REALLY good at keeping his job
(does exactly what trump wants him to)
but REALLY bad at his job
(in terms of the integrity within this role)
:'(
04:52 If that's not the signature of someone who's illiterate, I don't know what is. I mean, seriously.
I'm surprised Trump isn't still hiding behind screaming about the e-mails.
"Mr. President, we have photographic evidence of you meeting with Putin yesterday. You met at a Red Lobster. You ate three cheddar biscuits while Putin ate 8."
"BUT IT'S NOT AS BAD AS CROOKED HILLARY'S E-MAILS!"
That donation is a signed kick in the ass!
Why is Melania Trump not in the White House?
because she didn't want Barron to have to change schools is the reason given. The real reasons are probably because she doesn't want to be around his ugly fat ass and because tax payer money goes directly into Trump Tower and enriches the business.
seen photos of Trump's apartments and estates where the rooms are covered in marble and gold? White House doesn't have that sort of over the top luxury. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3303819/Inside-Donald-Trump-s-100m-penthouse-lots-marble-gold-rimmed-cups-son-s-toy-personalized-Mercedes-15-000-book-risqu-statues.html
and it cost extra $127,000-145,000 a day for the security to protect her and her son separately in New York. so this cheque Trump gave would barely cover half a day for secret service to protect them.
Jason Blade
There's no room for her, trumps daughter took her side of the bed
She is not in the white house because :::::: It's none of your business ,is why.
Because..... Ivanka Trump 😂
"Only you can prevent forest fires!"
"Because we can't afford to any more."
LMAO. 3rd lady... hahahahahaha.
The third lady! Genius.
People say "it's just 4 years." Do you know how many wildlife species, forests, and waterways we can lose forever in less than that time? *slaps forehead*
Thank you Stephen for always putting your mime objects away. Love it.
"Insurance money" x'DDD
1:41 LOVE that twisted bond theme. Jon Batiste and Stay Human! they blow me the fuck away
Wow, Trump is so generous. That donation to the park service is almost a whole 1% of the taxpayer cost of his regular trips to Florida so far.
BUSTED! on 3:33 He said "I am something of an outdoorsman, In that I occasionally go out of doors"
That's a line he used in the Colbert Report 7 or 8 years ago.
Trump giving this donation to the park service is like going to a restaurant with a party of 20 or more, racking up a bill of $999.75, giving the waiter/ress $1000 and saying "The rest is for you." Jesus how in fuck's name did we get here.
Indeed.
I was really expecting the bear to say "Only you can prevent forest fires. No seriously this ones all on you, we don't have the budget anymore."
To book a trip to the Seychelles, do you need to contact a travel double agent?
Colbert is the king of rating with talking issues in a comedic way.
no, trump said he wouldn't take a salary at all. now he's just randomly waisting it on something that, due to his planned budget cuts, will not help anyone. not to mention, his golf trips alone waste his salary like 10 times over
THANK YOU for helping us get through this.. we love you Stephen
Didn't occur to any of you "Hocus POTUS"?
I'm dissapointed
Mario Jorge flotus (first lady of the United States) potus would be the other airhead Trump.
We used to listen to news channels and laugh at comedians.
These days were listening to comedians and laughing at news channels.
you get a like for the 3rd lady comment
That Park Ranger is like " you already know this is bullshit".
We need another revolution. We must overhaul our government, add term limits to all positions, and completely restructure what our tax dollars go towards. This can only come thru conflict. Absolutely not ideal, but absolutly unavoidable.
Sean spicer needs his own comedy movie! like a road trip comedy movie
The guy ahead of destroying the EPA is the reason that Oklahoma now has over 700 earthquakes a year
Thats Ok there's profit to be made. Shut up and bow your heads to the Donors. Why should people care about Oklahoma it's only famous for 1 craptastic musical.
After that clip with the bill, I was half expecting Smokey the Bear to blow his own head off. Start the most disturbing running gag in late show history.
This is a cruel joke on our National Park System. They are being cut to the bare bone. A joke on us all, keep laughing.
"Black Jeff Goldblum" iDied Laughing!!!!!!!
Spicey must be tired of blowing Trump
WHY would you get a diamond that big in emerald cut?!?!?! What a waste, SMDH.
Sean Spicer is getting shorter, because he was secretly replaced by Melissa Mccarthy.
That check was a back-handed apology for cutting their budget...Correction, it was just a back-handed slap.
Is this real? someone please wake me up! this has to be all a bad dream??????????????????????
You are Awesome Stephen Colbert !!
Trump time definitely goes by a lot slower than normal time, so we get to live a lot longer. Some days even repeat themselves.
"Thank you, sir! May I have another?!"
It's early guys. Go back to sleep
i'd like to see a Leak-crets skit in the Seychelles...steel band playing, drinking a pina collision with the russians and red telephone ringing...that's your backdoor conversation..
If you're reading this have a great day/night from a small UA-camr who's trying to achieve my dreams of one day eating a grilled cheese sandwich
🙏🙏🙏
On death row, they'll serve you anything you want for your last meal.
Grilled cheese sandwich? No problem.
Phillip Timothy You have a Great Day as well!!😁
Pro-tip, McDonalds might hire you, just leave "UA-cam Beggar" off of your resume.
Thanks. That's beautiful. I'm very moved.
Black Jeff Goldblum 😂😂😂 I'm dying!!
since everythings a fucking alternative fact, I'm 1st!
The headmistress for a school of teenage witches hahaha😂
I like Stephen Colbert but he must get rid of Jon Batiste. Batiste is so annoying. I hear his stupid laughing and it interrupts the show.
You're annoying too comrade
i really dislike jon, his forced laugh makes it even worse.
jazzmaniac1977 token black guy
They look like they had so much fun in this segment!
1st. Ha Ha!
and that donation is tax deductible
"the third lady"... hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I bet that check will not clear.
"The face of black Jeff Goldblum" HAHAHAHAH I'm crying
2:20 Jon Batiste right then might be the cutest thing I've ever seen
It's like losing $10,000 at a casino and they offer you a free buffet ticket... Gee, thanks.
"Black Jeff Goldblum" XD Perfect! :D
that poor park ranger, i hope someone bougt him some coffee or something
At last I truly understand Smokey the Bear's slogan "Only you can prevent forest fires". Because the EPA doesn't have the money to prevent forest fires anymore.
Is Melania even really consider as the first lady. Ivanka is now filling that position at this point.
"Black Jeff Goldblum" Hilarious!
"he looks like the check is gonna bounce" DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that Black Jeff Goldblum reference blew my mind!! Spot on!
Season 2 of " 'Murica " keeps going strong, maybe even better than the 1st.
He's NOT shrinking - he's SINKING into the swamp! LOL :D
Seychelle sea shells on the Seychelle sea shore, are quite nice.
😂😂😂👍👍💕💕💕 cracking my side up over here can't help myself Stephen Colbert you are hilarious for real!!!