Trump Torpedoes Tom Emmer’s Speaker Bid | Jenna Ellis Flips | U.S. Spells “Us”

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  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay 10 місяців тому +176

    "Mr. Emmer, are you okay?!" had me howling 😭

    • @YourTripleScorpio
      @YourTripleScorpio 10 місяців тому +4

      Anti Gravitas Emmer?

    • @Metalbass10000
      @Metalbass10000 10 місяців тому +3

      Anyone remember Max Headroom?

    • @presentfuture7563
      @presentfuture7563 10 місяців тому +4

      I'm just sorry it wasn't the cat filter

    • @sunray501
      @sunray501 10 місяців тому +4

      He also managed to blur the background so hard, you couldn't see his shoulders or his whole head. Idk even know how to do that purpose 😅

  • @F8Tributo
    @F8Tributo 10 місяців тому +382

    Emmer gets two DUIs, then he reduces the penalties for DUIs? That's who we have in our government? Smh...
    4:18- "Astrological sign", not "geological". Tim, Tim, Tim....tsk tsk.
    Jenna Ellis parrots Trump's big lie about the election being stolen, then cries while reading her statement. Then smiles when she sits down. Quite the actress there...

    • @alsen99
      @alsen99 10 місяців тому +28

      I realized that too and thought the punchline would be "What is your geological sign? Amethyst?"

    • @Tina-qp7py
      @Tina-qp7py 10 місяців тому +13

      She's putting on weight too. Wonder why.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 10 місяців тому +15

      @@Tina-qp7py She's been eating a lot of hamburgers lately, like her role model.

    • @icin4d
      @icin4d 10 місяців тому +35

      Her tears are 100% self serving. She was gleeful as fk to help in damaging this nation. How can a "lawyer" do the things she did WITH NO EVIDENCE? They all deserve prison.

    • @AndrewAMartin
      @AndrewAMartin 10 місяців тому +16

      To be fair, I think the Congressman was being sarcastic about the type of questions being asked... But even then, he screwed it up.

  • @karinpewe3840
    @karinpewe3840 10 місяців тому +102

    "I don´t know how to fix that" should be the new slogan of the rep. party.

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 10 місяців тому +7

      Good one!

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 10 місяців тому +5

      Aka "Trump broke the toilet again".

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 10 місяців тому +8

      Sad thing is that it's not even a joke that they aren't even trying to fix anything anymore. They don't even have plans that won't work to fix anything. Their WHOLE platform has just become insulting and complaining.

    • @katescarratt4267
      @katescarratt4267 10 місяців тому +7

      How about "We don't care about fixing it."?

    • @firstlast-gn5bo
      @firstlast-gn5bo 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Logan_BaronThey want to rule and restrict, not govern or legislate anything good.

  • @hellagood67
    @hellagood67 10 місяців тому +29

    The part about Hungary and Turkey took me back to my childhood, when my dad would recite this ‘phrase’ to me…..”Are you Hungary?” “Yeh Siam” “Then I’ll Russia to the table and Fiji on Turkey and Greece.” “Sweden my teeth, Denmark my bill.” I have no idea where it originated from but it made me laugh every time. As for drumpfty having the audacity to compare himself to Madiba….what an absolute cretin. Great monologue, Stephen. 👏👏👏👏

  • @claire-lg6sg
    @claire-lg6sg 10 місяців тому +12

    Emmer is my district's rep and my GOD hearing those boos from the crowd about the DUI BS was so validating. I went to school with the man's kids and couldn't stand ANY of the family.

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 10 місяців тому +79

    The answer to "Who Flipped Now?" is Mark Meadows.

  • @sherylsoreson9790
    @sherylsoreson9790 10 місяців тому +549

    MAGA should be so proud of their leader. He figured out that the initials of these United States spell out the word "us" and he figured it out all on his own!

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 10 місяців тому +51

      And he was the first person ever to do so!

    • @Tjs736
      @Tjs736 10 місяців тому +25

      You know he was ready something in all caps and he got confused till someone explained it to him

    • @nicholeb2746
      @nicholeb2746 10 місяців тому +19

      But no one will give him the credit he deserves for being such a great speaker!

    • @ellengrace4609
      @ellengrace4609 10 місяців тому +32

      Wait until he figures out what the acronym for the World Health Organization spells.

    • @nicholeb2746
      @nicholeb2746 10 місяців тому +11

      @@ellengrace4609 who?

  • @DennisFrancispublishing
    @DennisFrancispublishing 10 місяців тому +94

    It's absolutely insane that so many people who belong to the party of personal responsibility are so adamant that they can't be blamed for anything. Somehow, everything is always someone else's fault. Is there a prescription for that kind of neurosis?

    • @veronicastewart1112
      @veronicastewart1112 10 місяців тому +5

      Yes. Vote blue.

    • @WhiteFangofWar
      @WhiteFangofWar 10 місяців тому

      Yes, but they won't take it. They still hate doctors for 'making up' Covid 19.

    • @staceybair5407
      @staceybair5407 10 місяців тому +1

      Yeah it's called weed😂👊🏾✌🏾💞

  • @ricklee6196
    @ricklee6196 10 місяців тому +88

    Love you Stephen, thanks for keeping 'us' sane in a crazy world.

    • @oldsalt8011
      @oldsalt8011 10 місяців тому

      The LGBTQ Community loves him.

    • @ricklee6196
      @ricklee6196 10 місяців тому +1

      @@oldsalt8011 Put a lot of though in that didn't ya ...

    • @loranelson5393
      @loranelson5393 10 місяців тому

      Stephen is silent and complacent on what is happening in Gaza. So disappointing.

    • @oldsalt8011
      @oldsalt8011 10 місяців тому +1

      @@loranelson5393 He looks kinda Jewish to me.

  • @JonTigert
    @JonTigert 10 місяців тому +28

    I’ll never not miss Jon adding piano sound effects to Stephen putting down his imaginary props. The most subtle and satisfying long running bit of all time

    • @bhonest-gb5zg
      @bhonest-gb5zg 10 місяців тому +1

      I miss John Baptiste even Stephen does cuz he puts props away still and wait for the key

    • @FO_Biggles
      @FO_Biggles 9 місяців тому

      Jon B. is overrated. He wasn't funny, was usually annoying, & made mistakes in 99% (my estimate) of what he played. Just my nickel's worth. He's not missed here. (Almost forgot: go ahead, _FLAME_ me! It's expected.)

  • @tdsoldier3198
    @tdsoldier3198 10 місяців тому +417

    The GOP's electile dysfunction has lasted 3 weeks now.

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 10 місяців тому +22

      SEE YOUR DOCTOR!

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 10 місяців тому +13

      💊🍆🤏

    • @mrvlsmrv
      @mrvlsmrv 10 місяців тому +13

      They keep asking for help from the blue assistants.

    • @nicholeb2746
      @nicholeb2746 10 місяців тому +5

      Nice

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 10 місяців тому +12

      They just need to give in and take the Blue pill, y'know.

  • @gingerredshoes
    @gingerredshoes 10 місяців тому +43

    That geological sign joke was brilliant. 😄

  • @timpwhit
    @timpwhit 10 місяців тому +92

    Emmer reminds me of the lawyer who similarly couldn't figure out how to turn off his Zoom filter, and felt compelled to tell his fellow meeting members that "I'm not a cat."
    Good to know, thanks.

  • @o.c.kiddkidd5163
    @o.c.kiddkidd5163 10 місяців тому +7

    Don't be crass, Stephen! They had to ask the candidates their geological signs...they all have rocks in their heads!

  • @michellejester9734
    @michellejester9734 10 місяців тому +9

    I missed you, and I believe A LOT of "US" in the "US" did too. Thank Dog you're back to help us deal with the daily insanity and chaos. If I didn't hear this with your humorous twist I think I'd throw myself off a cliff🤯🤯 As a Wow (an upside down Mom), I am so sad and scared for my children. This nut needs to be found guilty and thrown in the clink. And they need to study him to see what was actually elected into office.
    Thanks for lightening the mood Stephen ❤

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 10 місяців тому +192

    Me: So what are Trump’s lawyers and associates doing these days?
    Judge: Pleading guilty.

    • @J.M.-nb4gw
      @J.M.-nb4gw 10 місяців тому +15

      MAGA = Making Attorneys Get Attorneys 😂

    • @cosmicraysshotsintothelight
      @cosmicraysshotsintothelight 10 місяців тому +6

      Knock, knock... Who's there? Pre... Pre who? Pre-dawn prison guard... bed check.

  • @kenbrown2808
    @kenbrown2808 10 місяців тому +45

    geological sign? "dumber than a box of rocks."

  • @TheUpGrayed
    @TheUpGrayed 10 місяців тому +382

    I cannot wrap my head around people listening to Trump speak like a 7 year old and think " Yup, that's my guy! " WTF, I can't do it anymore... it hurts. I'm in actual pain.

    • @xmiller7691
      @xmiller7691 10 місяців тому

      But to be fair, the people who laugh along with him at his witticisms at his fascist hootenannies have the intellects of 5 yo playground bullies.

    • @janetstonerook4552
      @janetstonerook4552 10 місяців тому

      I can't tolerate listening to him at all, cringey and stupid.

    • @myriamickx7969
      @myriamickx7969 10 місяців тому +4

      I think most of the audience go there to have a good laugh.

    • @LakotaCat
      @LakotaCat 10 місяців тому

      Trump worshipers say over and over again, "he speaks like us", and "he just says whats on his mind". In other words, they love the nonstop meanness, bullying, and hatred that spews out of his lie-hole.

    • @jeank8061
      @jeank8061 10 місяців тому

      Riiiiiight??!!! I try to understand things from other peoples' point-of-view ... but this resilient support for that babbling self-centered freak is just beyond me

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 10 місяців тому +5

    That Nelson Mandela comeback though.... perfect, Steven, perfect. 👏👏😄😄🤣

  • @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg
    @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg 10 місяців тому +66

    Woman who supposedly has a law degree blames it all on lawyers who knew more than she did, like she's a teenage employee at McDonald's at her first job, with no idea of what's right and wrong.

    • @paavobergmann4920
      @paavobergmann4920 10 місяців тому +6

      " I was only following orders", yeah, that worked great, didn´t it, Mr. Keitel?

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 10 місяців тому

      Remember when they didn't charge Trump Jr. with a crime because he was only a kid, only 40 years old and clearly too dumb to know that working with Russia to subvert our democracy was a crime?
      Ellis is 38. As you say, when has that become too young to know right from wrong? Oh, yeah, when it's Republicans doing crime, huh? I'm surprised they don't say that Donald Trump _senior_ was too young to know what he was doing.
      He was certainly too _dumb._ But that, too, only seems to be a defense when Republicans commit crimes.

    • @irenehigginbotham6392
      @irenehigginbotham6392 10 місяців тому

      Well, they were bigger than me and they were doing it too.

    • @hayberdasher8625
      @hayberdasher8625 10 місяців тому +3

      Having a law degree is one thing.
      Having principles and the guts to stand up for yourself, that's a whole other thing.

  • @adamjuice
    @adamjuice 10 місяців тому +20

    Geological sign "Igneous rising with a sedimentary moon" had me cackling!!

  • @trekkienzl2862
    @trekkienzl2862 10 місяців тому +288

    8:52 *Trump:* "You don't have to vote, don't worry about voting"
    You hear that Trump supporters? Trump said you don't have to vote. Don't worry about it.

    • @Trottelheimer
      @Trottelheimer 10 місяців тому

      Could it be because the GQP is planning another coup anyway?

    • @conniekimble1782
      @conniekimble1782 10 місяців тому +9

      100%

    • @DianeRiffee
      @DianeRiffee 10 місяців тому

      What did he mean when said “We have plenty of votes”? Does that mean they already have ballots filled out and ready to go to stuff ballot boxes? Republicans are so shady 😎

    • @TheKleptix
      @TheKleptix 10 місяців тому +9

      They'll just do a coup instead to put king Dump on the throne

    • @robinsansing2642
      @robinsansing2642 10 місяців тому

      Right another coup! He wants to go to jail, as his role model did Adolph Hitler did, so he wants to follow his leader. Only thing is Hitler was much younger than 45 is now. I don't think he'll survive unless the coup takes over the country. Scary thought but truly nothing would surprise me these days!

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 10 місяців тому +457

    *_"I never worked for me, I only met myself a few times, I hardly even know me!"_*
    - trump, in the not too distant future

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 10 місяців тому +4

    Daily reminder: it’s your money going to pay house representatives to do their job. If you don’t do your job at work for 3 weeks straight, will they keep paying you?

  • @wayneriley7367
    @wayneriley7367 10 місяців тому +17

    Let’s remember that Jenna went to college and law school and she states that she made a mistake trusting other lawyers and didn’t do her work. So what do they teach college?

    • @LoPhatKao
      @LoPhatKao 10 місяців тому +3

      well, it _is_ the armerican education system

    • @broddr
      @broddr 10 місяців тому

      Based on how many of Trump’s and Giuliani’s lawyers are complaining (and suing) about not being paid, apparently law school doesn’t even teach them to make sure the check clears.

  • @MrGoldhandles
    @MrGoldhandles 10 місяців тому +19

    that U.S. spells us thing is straight from Klink in Hogans Hero's. 'nuff said on multiple levels

    • @kerrynicholls6683
      @kerrynicholls6683 10 місяців тому +3

      Well at least that would have made more sense, since he was playing a German. I don’t know who the actor was, or where he is from. I would have to say, trump’s stupidity is far beyond anything I have seen in a television show. Even zombie movies. 😮 Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺

  • @Hailstormand
    @Hailstormand 10 місяців тому +61

    "According to people I paid to care about it" 😂😂😂 Mr Colbert it's too late for burns like this

  • @Firefly99-ef5lh
    @Firefly99-ef5lh 10 місяців тому +104

    Stephen Colbert's opening monologues are always my favorite of late night hosts.

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes 10 місяців тому +4

      Only because Closer Look isn't an opening monologue

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 10 місяців тому +4

      Me too!

    • @Alma1826
      @Alma1826 10 місяців тому +2

      Me too!

  • @commonsense8831
    @commonsense8831 10 місяців тому +18

    Another discovery how genius he is :- Person, Woman, Man, Camera, Tv, US

  • @delmardurham3098
    @delmardurham3098 10 місяців тому +5

    he had to tell his supporters how to spell the word (us) and why do I somehow believe that they wrote it down to gain as knowledge and were mind blown?? lol

  • @nicholasstocker8864
    @nicholasstocker8864 10 місяців тому +129

    Tome Emmer: I’ve become the nominee for Speaker!
    (In a French accent)
    *A FEW MOMENTS LATER*
    Tom Emmer: I am dropping my nomination for Speaker.

    • @lisa2stewart
      @lisa2stewart 10 місяців тому +14

      I read this in the french 😄voice from SpongeBob "a few hours later"

    • @dabullzfan25
      @dabullzfan25 10 місяців тому +7

      "A few moments...," dang near like a few seconds later the way they're going.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 10 місяців тому +9

      @@lisa2stewart May as well nominate SpongeBob at this point

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 10 місяців тому +7

      Fully heard the French accent from SpongeBob.

    • @ReadyFreddie5523
      @ReadyFreddie5523 10 місяців тому

      Everybody needs their 15 minutes of fame, which is about the same time frame of a Republican speaker of the House lasts.

  • @humanforotherhumans
    @humanforotherhumans 10 місяців тому +57

    What an insult to Nelson Mandela and other liberation movement leaders around the world.

    • @oldsalt8011
      @oldsalt8011 10 місяців тому

      If only the Clinton Foundation could help.

  • @nevillec5252
    @nevillec5252 10 місяців тому +9

    Four years in the WH and the gifted leader can't tell Hungary from Turkey.
    Perfect -- give him another four years.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 10 місяців тому

      Puh lease, how.many Americans are even aware of these countries or could find them on a map?

  • @malcomkumar
    @malcomkumar 10 місяців тому +23

    No matter how low i feel in the morning, Stephen never fails to put a smile on my face

  • @thehoneydeev
    @thehoneydeev 10 місяців тому +6

    The play of words with countries’ names was brilliant ❤

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 10 місяців тому +229

    Trump: Who’s the nominee for speaker?
    GQP: Tom Emmer.
    Trump: Not him!
    GQP: As you wish, my holy lord 🤣

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes 10 місяців тому +15

      The best part was Emmer grovelling at trump's feet, tweeting his wall of trump portraits and pretending a diss video was an endorsement

    • @bee12355
      @bee12355 10 місяців тому +2

      Pretty much

    • @benwu7980
      @benwu7980 10 місяців тому +14

      Saddest part is.. it's literally a cult. I know that is sort of bandied around in a somewhat joking way... but every day, every story, and every time his followers make excuses... only hardens the case for them to be called a cult. or another similarly spelt 4 letter word.

    • @LakotaCat
      @LakotaCat 10 місяців тому

      @@benwu7980 Trumpism is absolutely a cult. The only ones in denial about that are his WORSHIPPERS.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 10 місяців тому +1

      The saddest part is that there are that many people in this country that are genuinely that F N stupid !

  • @aaronsteers
    @aaronsteers 10 місяців тому +491

    Trump just figuring out about "US" gives new credence that he wasn't very literate before he had to start reading teleprompters all the time.

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 10 місяців тому +78

      To be fair, when it comes to pronouns, he never got past "me".

    • @aaronsteers
      @aaronsteers 10 місяців тому +30

      @@meh2510 So true. His best defense for all the crimes is to claim malignant narcissism, aka a depravity defense.
      He doesn't believe truth exists beyond what he wants it to be. He literally thinks that he is the only thing that matters.

    • @grizzlynad
      @grizzlynad 10 місяців тому +4

      Are you implying that FDR wasn’t “elegant”? 🤪

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 10 місяців тому +6

      And even with teleprompters, there's no assurance Trump won't go on another wild tangent.
      Also, keep in mind that Trump is not only a true believer in wishful/magical thinking; he learned it straight from one of its pioneers, Norman Vincent Peale.

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 10 місяців тому +1

      Where is Tiffany? Isn’t she a lawyer?

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 10 місяців тому +71

    🎶 🎶 🎶
    _Flip, flip, flip your boss_
    _Roughly into jail_
    _Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily_
    _trump is but a fail_
    🎶

    • @rootzero
      @rootzero 10 місяців тому +8

      💕❤️💫✨️🌟✨️💫❤️😊

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 10 місяців тому +2

      🥁🥁🪘

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 10 місяців тому +27

    I don't believe a word Jenna Ellis is saying. She knew everything the whole time and she's only saying that to save her own skin.

    • @rsr789
      @rsr789 10 місяців тому +2

      A violinist really should have been playing in the corner of the courtroom while she was reading with her crocodile tears.

  • @tinay9491
    @tinay9491 10 місяців тому +3

    fantastic monologue
    You make this crazed impossible news watchable. joyous

  • @kenbrown2808
    @kenbrown2808 10 місяців тому +143

    sounds like another trump lawyer realized she ain't getting paid.

    • @icin4d
      @icin4d 10 місяців тому +8

      Sounds like her lawyers said, "Jena, you're going to prison."

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 10 місяців тому +4

      @@icin4dAnd they also said "that money, u raised on that Christian fundraising site, will only last 2 hours, so listen carefully....".

    • @icin4d
      @icin4d 10 місяців тому +1

      @@dfuher968 But it's a witch hunt, right? They did nothing wrong, right? Funny how this "witch hunt" is producing so many felons. Yes, they are all pleading guilty to felonies. But she's free to have a public defender at any time. It will be a quick trial. The evidence is overwhelming and solid. None of their technically hearings went anywhere. Without a plea, Ms "Elite Strike Force" is on a fast track to a Georgia prison for her criminality, and she knows it. Can't afford the time - DON'T COMMITT THE CRIME. Now go away "maga" moron.

  • @mariacatherine229
    @mariacatherine229 10 місяців тому +48

    Emmer's downfall was that he voted to certify the 2020 election. He is one of only two speaker candidates that wasn't an election denier, so Rump wan't going to let that happen.

  • @hatindrama
    @hatindrama 10 місяців тому +107

    Stephen is killing it! The laugh out loud, startling my dog, kind of hilarious. Trump never figured out the U.S./US thing because the only word he knows is ME.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 10 місяців тому +1

      It also could be that he’s a profound idiot !

    • @abh15funk
      @abh15funk 6 місяців тому

      ME for Trump is Moron Example ! 😂

  • @penguinsmovies
    @penguinsmovies 10 місяців тому +6

    I sincerely hope that was not her apology to georgia I would have pulled her plea deal for that. We're looking for something more along the lines of "i'm a disgrace and embarrassment to my country"

    • @oldsalt8011
      @oldsalt8011 10 місяців тому

      The LGBTQ Community will be there to help.

  • @branevans3705
    @branevans3705 10 місяців тому +2

    Haha good one tonight, Steven. A little levity during really crappy times.

  • @queuecee
    @queuecee 10 місяців тому +167

    Trump JUST figured out how to spell "us".

    • @katescarratt4267
      @katescarratt4267 10 місяців тому +6

      How long before he realises what it means? He's never got further than "me," so he probably thinks it means "what I see when I look in lots of mirrors - lots of "me"s."

    • @daviegriffin3539
      @daviegriffin3539 10 місяців тому

      @kate...
      I'm hearing your quote in Colbert's voice of Trump. 🤭🤣

    • @priscillarobb647
      @priscillarobb647 10 місяців тому +1

      What’s very hard word to spell. Lol!

  • @spaceengineer1452
    @spaceengineer1452 10 місяців тому +9

    "I'm a strong, empowered, lawyer woman"..."Boo hoo, I'm just a little girl !..."

  • @1Kent
    @1Kent 10 місяців тому +34

    It took him 77 years to figure out that us spells us.😅
    😏

  • @kimberlylloyd7308
    @kimberlylloyd7308 10 місяців тому +7

    Terrific show. Your group is so sharp and you deliver so well. You have contrbuted so much to your audience these last years. God bless you and our country!

  • @21972012145525
    @21972012145525 10 місяців тому +2

    I love the country bit 😂

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 10 місяців тому +22

    That Jenna Ellis mugshot looked like a scene from "Smile." As in the exact few seconds before the monster lunged at you. Creepy.

  • @rock-n-rollfoodie
    @rock-n-rollfoodie 10 місяців тому +46

    “Don’t vote for Donald Trump” LM-effing-AO! Fantastic monologue writers!! Oh yeah, and nice delivery Stephen. 😁

  • @rileymcphee9429
    @rileymcphee9429 10 місяців тому +50

    The news of Mark Meadows flipping for immunity must've broke right after they aired this.

  • @jasminebean5762
    @jasminebean5762 10 місяців тому +6

    Stephen and his writing team are back in top form, brilliant.

    • @oldsalt8011
      @oldsalt8011 10 місяців тому

      The LGBTQ Community is doing their best.

  • @keithmoorechannel
    @keithmoorechannel 10 місяців тому +2

    ‘According to people I pay to care about it’. Best line ever.

  • @philster6383
    @philster6383 10 місяців тому +65

    Sometimes I have to pause the video to finish laughing. Thanks Colbert!!!!(and writers)

    • @J.M.-nb4gw
      @J.M.-nb4gw 10 місяців тому +3

      Hahaha I often have to rewind the video several times just to hear it again! 😂

    • @oldsalt8011
      @oldsalt8011 10 місяців тому

      The LGBTQ Community loves him!

  • @resistdisinformation9931
    @resistdisinformation9931 10 місяців тому +154

    One day, there will come a time when anyone who did so, will wonder why they even listened to Donald Trump, let alone believed anything he ever said or wrote.

    • @timefortinybirdandfriends6565
      @timefortinybirdandfriends6565 10 місяців тому +13

      Not soon enough!

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 10 місяців тому +6

      And the ones that still do will be left behind.

    • @davidlloren
      @davidlloren 10 місяців тому +7

      They still think the earth's flat

    • @daviegriffin3539
      @daviegriffin3539 10 місяців тому

      Nah, it's a cult... they're NOT allowed to Think. 🙃
      *#FeloniousCult45GQP* 🤡🤥💀🏌💸🔥

    • @WhiteFangofWar
      @WhiteFangofWar 10 місяців тому +5

      I hope to live to see that day. Then again Hitler still has diehard supporters...

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 10 місяців тому +1774

    How anyone can see what’s happening in the House of Representatives and still support Republicans is beyond me.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 10 місяців тому +98

      do you think Lindsay Graham anticipated this cluster-f** when he called the end of the GOP?

    • @goblinwisdom
      @goblinwisdom 10 місяців тому

      America: land of never admitting you could ever be wrong. Also land of cults

    • @user-ii3vn8tn3q
      @user-ii3vn8tn3q 10 місяців тому +1

      Maga isn’t watching, silly!
      they are out buying Trumps bucks and Trump trading cards, and getting tattoos of Maga hats on their ass.
      Yee haW!

    • @atticuswalker8970
      @atticuswalker8970 10 місяців тому +101

      Accepting the mistake they made means admitting the guilt of the result.

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 10 місяців тому +22

      ​@@oldrrocr🤣🤣🤣💯💯🎯🤦‍♂️

  • @corneliusdinkmeyer2190
    @corneliusdinkmeyer2190 10 місяців тому +2

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at the GOP this hard before!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @claudioenorfreitas5396
    @claudioenorfreitas5396 10 місяців тому +2

    It's amazing how Colbert continues to get even better...I laugh all the way...he is indeed the best...ever...and his writers too...hilarious, incredibly, insanely hilarious...can't believe it...

  • @Jadeskorpion
    @Jadeskorpion 10 місяців тому +90

    The best part of my night. Thank you, Stephen and late night staff!

  • @shirleyrombough8173
    @shirleyrombough8173 10 місяців тому +30

    I love when Stephen puts down his invisible props and often accompanied by the band.

    • @Tweetyresm
      @Tweetyresm 10 місяців тому +1

      I do still miss Jon tho

  • @krysmorrison3896
    @krysmorrison3896 10 місяців тому +78

    The stable genius with the bigly brain has only taken 76+years to work out US spells us
    It’s understandable really, there’s no ‘I’ in ‘us’

  • @rickdagrexican7351
    @rickdagrexican7351 10 місяців тому +8

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while so I thank you for sharing the truth a great humor! I appreciate everyone involved with this show

    • @oldsalt8011
      @oldsalt8011 10 місяців тому

      The LGBTQ Community needs more Steambaths. Please do your part and continue to support them.

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 10 місяців тому +2

    I love all the classic jokes haha. They'll never go out of style 😂👌

  • @ScottHess
    @ScottHess 10 місяців тому +51

    House Republicans haven’t been able to get anything done for a lot longer than 3 weeks.

  • @gdarren7
    @gdarren7 10 місяців тому +5

    US as in USA ? After 4 years of being a president, he just realize now and he is the best Republican can come up with for 2024 ? Good luck America…

  • @dmiller5765
    @dmiller5765 10 місяців тому +37

    Geological sign? Got dim. Us = US. He just noticed.
    Holy moley.

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes 10 місяців тому +8

      He thinks he's the first person to ever notice that

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 10 місяців тому +6

      He is unbelievably dim. Had to ask John Kelly “what happened here?” At Pearl Harbor.

    • @InAHollowTree
      @InAHollowTree 10 місяців тому +2

      My geological sign is… METAL 🤘🏾🤘🏾 [sick guitar riff plays]

  • @smoking_monk3257
    @smoking_monk3257 10 місяців тому +2

    He has all the best words, keeps them in boxes in the bathroom, can't read them cuz they're like super classified. I read one once, did you know us and U.S. are spelled the same other than the dots. All the best words.

  • @user-wm8no6kz6s
    @user-wm8no6kz6s 10 місяців тому +1

    I'm so happy that Stephen is back🎉😅

  • @kevinsmith5318
    @kevinsmith5318 10 місяців тому +22

    One thing i love about SC is that he has terrific writers/editors/graphic artistsand in turn does them proud.

    • @vokasimid5330
      @vokasimid5330 10 місяців тому

      Well said

    • @joseville
      @joseville 10 місяців тому

      I just realized that his initials, SC, are the initials of his home state too.
      Given the precedent, I think that this realization qualifies me to be the next SC governor.

  • @EattheApple666
    @EattheApple666 10 місяців тому +1220

    How anyone can vote for a GOP candidate after the last 7yrs is beyond me.

    • @gogreen7794
      @gogreen7794 10 місяців тому +67

      I haven't voted for a Republican since I could vote in 1974 and I made that decision when I turned 13 in 1968.

    • @paladro
      @paladro 10 місяців тому

      @@gogreen7794 ))

    • @josephdonais4778
      @josephdonais4778 10 місяців тому +10

      I say it again, the intelligentsia is going to science, they aren't stupid.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 10 місяців тому +11

      As long as they insist to everyone that they're geniuses people will believe it.

    • @ihatespam2
      @ihatespam2 10 місяців тому

      @@josephdonais4778splain your foil hat please

  • @walterfristoe4643
    @walterfristoe4643 10 місяців тому +46

    The GOP seems to be in an Emmer-gency situation... 🤣

    • @anthonyschlott916
      @anthonyschlott916 10 місяців тому +6

      They keep making themselves look like Emmer-teurs

    • @walterfristoe4643
      @walterfristoe4643 10 місяців тому +2

      I just saw that Emmer has dropped out of the race for the speakers hip. What'll they think of next?🤔

    • @ScratchMarc.
      @ScratchMarc. 10 місяців тому +1

      Emmer Gerd! they're bad at their jerbs!

  • @vijo2616
    @vijo2616 10 місяців тому +2

    The 'U.S' thing isn't a big deal... he's just speaking at a level suited to his Base.

  • @Tradewindsvintagehi
    @Tradewindsvintagehi 10 місяців тому +5

    Uh oh I’ve been calling this whole situation a clown car. But now that you’ve reminded us that clowns do indeed go to college, I gotta find a better description of the whole horror show. Stephen, I’m glad you’re feeling better and back with us.

  • @patriciabennett6559
    @patriciabennett6559 10 місяців тому +40

    Welcome back Stephen, glad you’re doing better. ❤

  • @deelee1569
    @deelee1569 10 місяців тому +14

    "according to people I pay to care about it" 😄

  • @archstanton_live
    @archstanton_live 10 місяців тому +932

    Republicans could just nominate a moderate, but they have lost the ability to negotiate.
    Thanks Donald.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 10 місяців тому +61

      I don't think there are enough moderates left in the party.

    • @jessicak2811
      @jessicak2811 10 місяців тому +56

      I think Emmer might've been as close to the idea of "Moderate" as there is in their party, unfortunately.

    • @HRHDMKYT
      @HRHDMKYT 10 місяців тому

      @@jessicak2811and Emmer is an Election Denier. As is Mike Johnson. Speaker of the House is in a position to refuse to Certify Election results come Jan2025… is America willing to put up with *that* travesty again??!

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th 10 місяців тому

      republican? moderate?
      what?
      the ONLY moderates are dems
      every single conservash!te is a full blown PSYCHOTIC

    • @nicholase2868
      @nicholase2868 10 місяців тому +11

      Democrats should vote for Emmer imo, he seems not awful.

  • @kevinmulcahy7991
    @kevinmulcahy7991 10 місяців тому +3

    So good to have you back Stephen. and the writers too!

  • @nanorider426
    @nanorider426 10 місяців тому +1

    I guess there is one in the writing team pumping their fists and saying "Yes!" when Steven nearly laughed at his own words at 9:50. 😁

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 10 місяців тому +268

    The Speaker's job just isn't worth it for GOP reps... as the face of their party, they need to wear a lot of clown make-up!

    • @josephdonais4778
      @josephdonais4778 10 місяців тому +3

      It isn't make-up. It is their true face, as in the "Violator" from "Spawn".

    • @OpinionsAreNotFacts
      @OpinionsAreNotFacts 10 місяців тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂☺

    • @benwu7980
      @benwu7980 10 місяців тому +1

      It's a requirement of having control of that House, that the party is so broken that it can't even function is where I get a lot of laughs from. Problem being it affects all there.

  • @flammablewater1755
    @flammablewater1755 10 місяців тому +26

    And now Meadows has been granted immunity so he must have given up some serious stuff.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 10 місяців тому +156

    If Congress can’t function. No paychecks or benefits

    • @ziegweid
      @ziegweid 10 місяців тому +10

      Exactly!

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 10 місяців тому +19

      Give them federal minimum wage and ban all other BIg Money in politics. Then they'd fix wages real quick 👍

    • @DarkRider1768
      @DarkRider1768 10 місяців тому

      ​@@helios7212no they won't, they make all their money from insider trading and lobbyists.

    • @kerrynicholls6683
      @kerrynicholls6683 10 місяців тому +4

      Except for them, since they apparently still get paid. So it’s only the everyday government employees who will loss out. Insanity.

    • @user-my9rh7tx1l
      @user-my9rh7tx1l 10 місяців тому +3

      Well, that will happen naturally if they do not get their 💩together. The House holds the purse.

  • @nathankrasowski5748
    @nathankrasowski5748 10 місяців тому +3

    Every time I see Stephen set something down out of focal range, I keep expecting Jon to tickle the keys.
    Those were the good ol' days.

  • @dtschuor459
    @dtschuor459 10 місяців тому +2

    Dang, totally forgot about the loud fart🤣😂🤣😂,
    Many thanks Late Show!❤❤❤

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 10 місяців тому +15

    Clearly, Jenna Ellis didn’t do her own research!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 10 місяців тому +78

    Jenna Ellis isn’t smiling like her mugshot now, and neither is Trump! 😂

    • @broddr
      @broddr 10 місяців тому

      Yeah, Jenna Ellis stopped smiling when Dumpty told her she wouldn’t be getting any $ from his defense slush fund and she was forced to resort to crowdsourcing to fund her defense.

  • @zynathera8140
    @zynathera8140 10 місяців тому +153

    Just elect Jeffries already.

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 10 місяців тому +6

      💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @amazedsatsuma
      @amazedsatsuma 10 місяців тому +4

      I'll settle with whoever the House GOP nominates ignore Trump and the wingnut right and just cut a deal with Jeffries and the Democrats.
      McCarthy likely would still be Speaker if work with Jeffries instead foolish believe he could appease Gaetz or Boebert....really wish a reporter would point out that simple truth when he decide bash the Dems for his failures

    • @daren7889
      @daren7889 10 місяців тому +1

      I like US too! As in General US Grant! UNION General who defeated the Confederate Army! Most of these Republicans are Southerners! April 9, 1865 ! 🇩🇪🇨🇭🇺🇲🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

    • @robinmiller8592
      @robinmiller8592 10 місяців тому +5

      Too. Many. Cowards.

    • @dagordon1041
      @dagordon1041 10 місяців тому

      Amen!

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 10 місяців тому +1

    They don't show it here...but the look of shock on Jenna Ellis's face at Rudy after the courtroom fart, I die every time 06:20 👀😂

  • @floppsymoppsy5969
    @floppsymoppsy5969 10 місяців тому +4

    She sounded so sincerely concerned for him 😂😂

  • @alexanderdumas-
    @alexanderdumas- 10 місяців тому +26

    Her legal career consists of getting farted on by Giuliani and pleading guilty, in before trump says “she was just a coffee girl” 🤡

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 10 місяців тому +7

      At 38 years old, she does not have to defer to people with "more experience". What did she do after getting her law degree?

    • @alexanderdumas-
      @alexanderdumas- 10 місяців тому +1

      @@lenawagenfuehr53good luck getting a job in maga workd after snitching on their king

    • @LakotaCat
      @LakotaCat 10 місяців тому +1

      @@alexanderdumas- Or any non-MAGA place. LOL. I am loving this for all of those traitors.

  • @BrickTamlandOfficial
    @BrickTamlandOfficial 10 місяців тому +130

    You can't spell slaughter without laughter, and trump can't spell it either way.

    • @andreawilliams-boyer600
      @andreawilliams-boyer600 10 місяців тому +2

      Can’t spell Trump without rump 😊

    • @christopherkarr1872
      @christopherkarr1872 10 місяців тому

      @@andreawilliams-boyer600 "Can't spell Trump without MP. Did you ever think of that? It's funny, because that's what I tell my secret service handlers when I need to change the depends after a wet one. MP sounds a lot like 'am pee' doesn't it folks? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A BROWNIE. That's what we call it - a brownie. I tell them I NEED A BROWNIE and we go to the BIG MANS room, not the restroom, not the little boys' room. Haven't had a little boys' room since my sons grew up, or maybe since my old friend Jeffery went away. But we don't talk about that, do we folks? No, we don't talk about that."

    • @christopherkarr1872
      @christopherkarr1872 10 місяців тому +1

      "JEFFERY EPSTEIN! Great guy, humble guy. we used to have parties in his planes and in the Philippines. Things got crazy, but he was always a good friend, Jeffery. Like the giraffe, I always thought. A long neck and always had lots of toys. He once told me, 'Mister Trump. you have the best hotels and casinos in all the world, and your golf courses are worth way more than what BANKS say they're worth.' And it's true - they're worth so much, and these lawsuits are a WITCHHUNT at the HIGHEST LEVEL. And now we're going to show the crooked district attorney just like we showed crooked Hillary." (This has been an exercise in humor. I am not making factual statements regarding anyone or anything. Any resemblance to any person or figure, real or imagined, is purely coincidence and completely unrelated.)

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 10 місяців тому +39

    "Yemen merengue pie" was worth the 5 month wait. 🤣

    • @q-tuber7034
      @q-tuber7034 10 місяців тому

      Pure gold

    • @392redienhcs
      @392redienhcs 10 місяців тому

      took me a while to get it...everything in that joke went over my head, goddamn it! Lemon meringue pie! Damn!

  • @karinradholm7491
    @karinradholm7491 10 місяців тому +1

    I have missed you Stephen and your funny, FUNNY writers! 🎉😂

  • @derekstein6193
    @derekstein6193 10 місяців тому +3

    I always enjoy the Broyhill running gag.

  • @amazedsatsuma
    @amazedsatsuma 10 місяців тому +56

    No one tell Trump that GOP spells Go Pee or he just might drop his pants & take a piss on stage...giving his audience a golden shower 😒

    • @timefortinybirdandfriends6565
      @timefortinybirdandfriends6565 10 місяців тому +2

      👍🏻👏👏

    • @donnafrei8062
      @donnafrei8062 10 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @mmodnao
      @mmodnao 10 місяців тому +2

      Beautiful!

    • @johnk8255
      @johnk8255 10 місяців тому +6

      If he told them to drink it, they'd lap it up with smiles on their faces

    • @rpdx3
      @rpdx3 10 місяців тому +3

      With his little mushroom (according to Stormy Daniels) 😂

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 10 місяців тому +9

    Jenna Ellis thought the worse thing that would happen to her when she joined the Coup Crap Clan was to get farted on by Ghouliani. And while she's fortunate enough not to see the inside of her jail, this can't be good for her career as a lawyer.

  • @Kreepyb5
    @Kreepyb5 10 місяців тому +6

    Your writers are priceless! 😂as are you Steven. Ty for the laughs

  • @RKarmaKill
    @RKarmaKill 10 місяців тому +1

    Mr. STEPHEN COLBERT AND YOUR WRITERS, THANK YOU !!!

  • @jadc
    @jadc 10 місяців тому +2

    Instant pay rise for the writer that came up with “Yemen meringue pie”.