Declining Trump Rambles Incoherently About Bacon, Wind and Body Parts: A Closer Look
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- Seth takes a closer look at a series of major controversies and sagging poll numbers causing Trump to devolve in a way that's unusual, even for him.
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Declining Trump Rambles Incoherently About Bacon, Wind and Body Parts: A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Incidentally, the Village People just joined a long list of musicians who demanded that Trump stop using their music.
About time!!! YES
no way! That's too bad. It is just hilarious seeing those bigots obliviously dance and make their entrances to gay anthems such as YMCA. They could put it in a book and then ban it.
Can they join together for a class action lawsuit? 😂
Well, he does dance like an undercover cop in a gay bar.
Cool!
Firefighters booing was music to my ears! 🫡
I loved that!
The hand to the heart really nailed it! 🤢
Trump was told to stop using the "YMCA" song
@@wilmaarnold6436 trump has been told to stop using a lot of songs. He was also told not to do a campaign ad in Section 60
@@wilmaarnold6436At this point I think he was told to turn the radio off!! Except for Beck's "I'm a loser!"
All three of my childs came home from school the opposite gender they were before they left, and oddly enough, they were completely healed when they got home because the school nurse who performed their surgeries wrapped bacon around their sutures when the wind wasn't blowing. This was all decided by their teachers, by the way. Totally true story.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Thank you.
So hilarious
Omg tears are flowing. 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
It’s depressing that “children” in Czech republic in second grade speak better English that a candidate for US president.
The also speak English better than Drumpf's stripper wife, who grew up IN THE NEIGHBORING COUNTRY, Slovakia. Speaking of cradle robbing....
Dont ya just love a yellow school bus? 😂
As a concerned Canadian from Toronto, the world is holding its collective breath. I hope the reasonable Americans who are the majority vote for the sanity and stability of the world. This vote won't only affect you, it affects us all with dire generational consequences.
second that
🥃👴🏻 AS A EXPAT HOO CARES WUT U GOTTA SAY?
Canadian in Vancouver feel the same way.
@@NPenn-pn8vh
🥃👴🏻 YOU WOULD DRINK TO YOUR LAUNDRY DRYING
I've been trying to tell people that this election is consequential to everyone on the planet Of all the countries who have their hands in things, we stick ours in *everything*, it's our responsibility to make sure we pick someone sane to be at the head of it.
All the rational Americans are desperately trying to keep our collective stick on the ice.
“The kid goes to school and cones home a few days later.” What do you mean they come home days later? What kind of school is this? How do they keep kids overnight? Do they have hospitals in the school? Memaw wants to know.
Beat me to it
Was gonna say basically the same thing. He only knows boarding schools where he probably just shipped his kids off and mever saw them except for holidays or breaks if that.
@@TheSuzberry Ask Baron 🤣
Tell Memaw l send my love 😅
Shhh... Nobody tell my trans kiddo 😊 I can't afford boarding school 😅
I am a foreigner and I had to do an oral English communications exam as part of my high school diploma. I made the same exact mistake regarding "childs" that Trump made, and I am going to be livid if he doesn't also get points deducted for this like I got
hahaha
"English is the hardest language on THIS planet, to "master" --as a 2nd language" said that '#45 guy' who should give up his losing candidacy and promote his new genius business
" The Bustest (English language) Butcher in the *hole whirled*" 😵💫 🙉🙊🙈
I'm an American and English is all the same but different to me. Sail...sell.??
In Trumps defense, he's suffering from dementia. His language difficulties are serious symptom of his ongoing illness (the fact that the media seems to ignore his slow motion disintegration Is alarming on its own.) You, hopefully, made your mistake just because English is very irrational and has no consistent rules, practice, Watching movies in English and reading colloquial English ought to make you more fluent, Trump will never improve.
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Let's not forget that The Village People are suing him for using their music without their approval making people think that they endorse him. You're suppose to get approval to use an artist's song during a campaign. IF the segment hadn't been posted to the world, then it wouldn't matter but he doesn't care. He thinks he can take people's music and use it without their permission. There are several lawsuits against him for that very reason. I hope all of the artists win their cases!
I love that he’s rambling while explaining that he doesn’t ramble!
Self awareness is not one of his strong points. Actually, I can't think of any strong points. Never mind.
“Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain”
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True.
@@bobcoombs7924 Self-awareness? He barely has awareness.
Yes a good comedy routine.
English professor by day / Jackal by night here who will not deign to address Trump’s incoherent ramblings, but who will say the deep-cut literary allusions that are prevalent in A Closer Look and Corrections indicate that at least a few members of Seth’s team were English majors, and I’m so proud of them and impressed by the cleverness of their writing. Your efforts do not go unnoticed.
@@lindseycherry314 And they say there are no good jobs out there for English majors! Tell your students that they can become Closer Look writers. Or professional Jackals. Or Jackal professors!
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This former English major and writer (and current jackal 🐾🐾) concurs! 📚✍🏽
Another ex-English teacher agrees .
The irony of "Moms for Liberty" playing The Village People is too much.
Still does not beat the irony of a group claiming to be for liberty pushing to _ban_ books.
As a retired English professor, I must say I doubt Mr. Trump's assertions.
LOL. I love your deadpan response.
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I'm surprised Seth didn't have him say "Mr. Dickens, you know he's a friend of mine."
Are you surprised he’s lying ?
You insinuate that his proclamations have diminutive verisimilitude? I must report that I feel smacked, right in the gob, sir.
@@Terastas Next he's going to add gushing about "The late great Hannibal Lector" to his act. Oh wait, he already did.
Seth was on fire tonight! And being a retired firefighter myself, hearing them boo J.D. made me ever more proud of my prior profession!! Go IAFF!!
Did you notice they did it a capella, in harmony?
It’s appalling that a guy who was once a president of this country doesn’t have a basic education. No wonder he wants to abolish education
He loves the poorly educated
He doesn't know why he wants it gone, but it's fascism 101 to demonize education like he does.
Pretty sure he was homeschooled, which would explain a lot. Social interactions like getting shoved into a locker would have done wonders.
He likes the uneducated, so they don't realize how idiotic and crazy he is.
Take a look at all the goons and ghouls around him. It's a living nightmare.
And friends of mine, their like English professors, and say, "that's the most brilliant thing I've ever seen" .....WTF
5:40 - Wow. He actually found a way to blame windmills for people not eating bacon. His grudge against windmills knows no bounds.
That's because Scotland erected windmills along their coastline, and it ruined the view at his golf club.
@@MissAaliyahAustin-y9k those damn windmills!! *fist shaking at the sky*
that explains his 'dancing'...people's feet usually leave the floor when they dance, trump moves like his are nailed to the floor
@@MissAaliyahAustin-y9k well now we know for Fact chickens and bacon fly into Windmills ! Next will be gas powered Cars !!
Oh, hi bot!
Welcome back to Seth Myers & the writers. Firefighters are Heroes worldwide. Well done. 💙🇺🇲
How many times a month do you welcome Seth and the crew back? They are on vacation 2 weeks+ out of the month!
must be nice working 5 weeks a year like, ol' seth.
@@SilverLiningMinerI don't mind. When you love, you don't count. Thanks for your POV.
@@robuteguillimanMaybe. My POV : Must be nice getting (well) paid to be funny, and make people laugh & (somehow) happier.
How is this race so close, America? Do the people who listened to him rambling about schools performing gender affirming operations on children really believe he is the best candidate? Do they really think he still has all his marbles?
I think it is the people who do not pay much attention or only get their information from biased sources and are impressed with the identifier "Republican."
It's not going to be that close. He's cooked.
The people who listen to him and think that he's a good candidate for anything except mandatory retirement don't have all their marbles.
There are people posting on Next Door app that schools force students to change genders. It is unbelievable what people will believe!
I swear the media is fucking with us.
So glad to have Seth and the A Closer Look writers back! Oh man, my day is a little brighter today.
Public schools don’t have HVAC and it’s 105 degrees. Elective surgery is definitely not in the budget. This is disqualifying.
IVF isn't in the budget either.
Maybe DT can sell gold diapers and a few more Bibles to fund it.
Most public schools don't even have a real nurse. Their job title is usually something like "health assistant."
Correct. So those childs have nothing to fear.
@@pjgarret7653
Spot on!
@@pjgarret7653 "Maybe DT can sell gold diapers and a few more Bibles to fund it" - The sad thing is, his supporters would buy them. Hell, he could sell normal diapers, and his supporters would buy them and wear them (on the outside) to his rallies and other appearances.
I mean. The "every part of your body" line does shed some light on the "late, great Hannibal Lector" line.
Sadly, that does remind me of that 1971 song "Timothy" by the Buoys, which was written by the Great Rupert Holmes. The song described cannibalism, like the Tangerine Jack-A-Lope would have known that talking about Hannibal Lecter.
So effing creepy.
Starting to think that the “adrenochrome” conspiracy theory was ALSO projection.
My first thought was the Access Hollywood tape.
😂😂😂😂
I know so many english professors. Only the best english. They come to me with tears in their eyes and they say "Sir!"
And they’re Big Professors Strong Professors… 😢😂
I said "Don't get tears on your bafelor's, sir"
AND YET. , PEOPLE ACTUALLY VOTE FOR. D O N A L D J. T R U M P , W. H. Y ???
All of Trump's lies (stories) begin with him being addressed as "sir". When really it's a**hole.
It's amazing anyone believes the complet nonsense that comes out of his mouth! He does try and fix it when he catches his self forgetting his train of thought but it's sad to watch him stumble all over the place "weave" LMAO!
One of the best Trump imitations I've seen so far. Thank you Seth & team for making us laugh!😅😘💙
Homophobic Moms for Liberty event playing YMCA by the Village People, THE flagship group of the gay movement in the late 70’s.
Amazing.
Mind you the Village People told him to stop using their music at his events... along with about a hundred other artists.
Now that's cultural appropriation
Have they LISTENED to the song? 😂 They’re so stupid.
By the infinite ether to oblivion and back, you are beyond correct..! The hypocrisy is endless
What should I say... The world is full of idiots! Greetings from Europe
Dont you just love it when Trump tells us we "Deserve a President that Cares about us, will work for us, etc...) I think its so nice of him to proclaim the things his opponents have ...
Trump always lies but if you turn everything he says around, he speaks a lot of truth. When he talks negatively about others, it applies to him and his goons. When he makes himself out to be 'great', brilliant or whatever, the complete opposite is true. When he says people complimented him, nobody did. And so on and so on.
He literally spent half his presidency golfing, for which we should probably be relieved, though Secret Service and other costs amounted to a bill to American taxpayers estimated at more than $100 million, some of which benefitted his own businesses.
I saw a TV ad they were running that had the nerve to call Kamala Harris a liar. They really just swap everything and think people won't notice.
IF SIR, DONALD ACTUALLY FEELS THIS WAY , THEN WHY DIDN'T HE DO ANY OF THESE THINGS WHILE HE WAS IN OUR WHITE HOUSE ????
The most insincere delivery ever - how do people believe this? They must get scammed all the time because their BS radar is totally malfunctioning.
No teacher or professor ever equated Donald Trump with brilliance. One of his instructors in college referred to him as- " the stupidest goddamned student I ever taught. "
Also, he has sued Fordham, where he got his first "degree," to not release his transcript.
Were you that instructor? 😜
Is this all true?, never heard about it.
What were that professor's skill I wonder other than spreading commie propaganda.
It absolutely is. @@Iwantalloftheinformation
The funniest thing in this Closer Look is Donald Trump claiming to have English professor friends.
"The Weave" is the monstrosity on top of his head.
haha
So Trump isn't rambling and he was just doing "the Weave" all this time? Wow now I feel stupid. lmao
Lol
😂
A weave would look better than that dead animal on top of his head. That's for sure 😂
I just finished nursing school and had clinicals at an elementary school nurse's office. They don't even let them have Vaseline or use anything that wasn't specifically stated they could use by the parent of the child....
Crazy parents are out of control
When I was a kid they couldn’t even give you Tylenol/Advil for a headache. Guess I missed the room where the gender reassignment surgery was happening….
Or you could say, parents of the childs 😅
True. I remember in elementary school when I was feeling nauseous, all the nurse did was give me a mint, but that helped me learn how to swallow pills with water, I guess. Since I downed the mint with water when I deduced sucking on the mint wasn't helping, lol.
I wonder what ends up in the lost and found in those rich people schools Trump's familiar with? 🤔 ...🥥🥥🍆🏀🏀?? And do they donate the stuff to the needy kids?
So just to elucidate why what Trump's saying about children going to school and coming home a few days later as a different sex, I'm a trans person, and I'm actually getting that surgery. It took me at least 6 months to get an approval letter, another year to get the consultation, and during that, they told me that my first time actually talking to the surgeon will be in THREE YEARS. Also the hospital stay is anywhere from five days to a month, and even then there's several months of healing to do at home. Putting aside the absurd idea that children are getting surgery for such things when that's clearly opposed by ALL medical professionals, the idea that all this can get done in mere days is CRAZY.
Also, if your child went to school and just vanished, wouldn't the rational response to be to call the police instead of just waiting a few days?
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The problem is you are trying to apply actual logic to this man, and that never works because he is looney tunes. At any rate, I wish you well with everything.
I think the worry is giving children hormone blockers that are used to castrate sexual offenders and that they might be too young to make that decision as well as the other health impacts these surgeries have like a increase in suicide and possible death as well as less of a lifespan. I think supporting therapy is a great idea and hope we can all get universal heatlhcare
Ugh, I wish everyone could hear your story. It’s truly an issue of lack of education and exposure just like all acts of hate. I wish you the best in your journey! ❤
Over the last 12-16 years, Trans student applicants for higher education has increased.
OPEN the doors!
We are all humans.
A guy wearing his beard and his skirt? A bit of mascara?
Crivins! Could be a Scott!
He dances like an undercover cop at a gay bar is the best description of Trump’s dancing I’ve ever heard
Random story but about 6 years ago, my cat actually did get stuck up a really tall gum tree. I tried getting her down for two days but eventually called the local fire house. They said they'd come if no fires came up. They sounded a bit disinterested so I wasn't optimistic they'd actually come.
Half an hour later two firetrucks with 12 firies onboard rocked up on the front lawn. One of them, who was nicknamed monkey shimmied 30m straight up the tree, it was very impressive. He grabbed Betty my cat by the scruff of her neck to much hissing and fluff but he got her down safe and sound, bleeding only slightly from the claw marks he sustained.
We all cheered. I told Betty to say thanks to monkey for saving her but she immediately dug a hole, squated over and did a big a poo, ears back, glaring at the 12 firefighters and before I knew it they were back in their trucks and on their way!
Great Aussie story (I'm assuming from the way you told it and the gum tree)! The 11 others probably only came for the show!
@@nwjh1957 yes, I'm Aussie haha. I know! It was so funny having all these big fireman in their uniforms come out for just one cat in a tree, I was laughing for days after about it 🤣 but they were awesome and very thankful they took the time to come out and rescue Betty/watch Betty getting rescued from the tree!
@@bettyspag_ Me too!
You're leaving out the most important detail, though - did lil' Betty manage to get that wily kookaburra or not? (very much not Aussie)
@@Fathimir 😂 she had no such luck! She was definitely hungry though! I put cat biscuits in the pool net and was trying to encourage her to jump into it...she looked like she thought about it, but luckily she decided it was a bad idea and waited for the firemen hahaha
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't know where it's going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way." - Michael Scott
Wharton should be ashamed for graduating 45...no standards,no integrity
He didn't graduate. You can tell by the dumbness he portrays.
#voteBLUE2bTRUE.💙✌️
But they DO have standards. Here is their official standards statement: "$$$$". His dad had enough to meet the standard, so he passed.
Had to have been bribed or threatened or both.
Wharton needs to deny they ever Knew Him
Good point.
How many English professors does the average person know? The part where the host welcomes him on stage with the arm dance reminds me of entertaining a toddler with his favorite new thing. Hey everybody, look at Donny's new dance! Dance Donny, dance!
That stunt he pulled at Arlington. Cemetery was beyond Disgusting. 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏽♀️
I listened to talk radio in the car and they said Harris was making a big mistake and showing how she wasn't ready "for prime time" for criticizing Trump for what happened at Arlington. They are telling their audience that Trump was simply supporting and honoring Gold Star families completely leaving out the photo op stunt he pulled against law and morality. The Republicans and their media seem to have no shame. None.
Also disgusting? The right wing's response to it.
I listened to some talk radio in the car and they were talking about VP Harris making a huge mistake in criticizing Trump about Arlington because all he was doing was honoring the wishes of the Gold Star family. Then they criticized Harris saying she didn't speak to any of the 13 Gold Star families (which is likely untrue given the source). No mention was made of any rule or law being broken by using this solemn ground as a photo op.
His weird take on The Medal of Honor. He considers bravery weak. He couldn't be drafted because of bone spurs and cowardice. Going to Arlington was his way to save face with all the voters that DO consider military service honorable, rather a group of dummies, who couldn't get out of military service. He really thinks the voters are easily swayed
@debbieknight8901 at this point, it doesn't even matter if it's right wing media or not. The CNN interview was proof that the corporate media wants this to be close because it's good for their ratings and bottom line.
The pool dancing graphic was lovely.
I need that to be a gif immediately
That was an example of Unsynchonized Water Loco
That made me laugh so hard, felt good. Almost forgot how.
And weird. Dance moves
This was the best Trump impression by Seth, ever. I could not stop cracking up. And it went on at least twice as long as I expected, which made it that much better. Thank you for such a good laugh at that orange boob again! 😂 I spilled my coffee on my corduroy vest laughing!
Welcome back Seth!! I have missed getting the terrible and scary news in a more palatable manner.
So comforting to see Seth is back!❤
Yes! I almost went to bed but decided to check YT and here he is! 🥰❤️
@@lizkassim8347 Same. It always feels like the week is longer when Seth is on break. (he's had a lot of vacations this year lol if you've noticed)
I'm so with you! I absolutely need to laugh at the unbelievable state of the US....
@@user-hy9is9pv1p agree
Canadian here, had a frown all last week when I'd open YT and remember Seth, Jon Stewart and Colbert were all on vacation lol
VANCE used to be a VC manager, if you know the business, VC managers decimate small businesses and unions once they take over a current business or mom/pop. There is a documentary of the company he worked for, they invested in this small venture and they fired all the locals to hire immigrants to pay the bare legal minimum. It was in the Appalachian area. So nope!!!
I didn’t know he worked for venture capital… a blight on regular people
It’s all true. A Simon LeGree wannabe.
I thought Vulture Capital would be a better name.
Mitt Romney was his role model.
@@stephenbuckley9940Nope, Peter Thiel
Nelson Muntz coming out of a movie theater showing "Naked Lunch," and saying, "I can think of at least two things wrong with that title," is still one of my favorite Simpsons moments.
What a great laugh to start the day with in New Zealand. I had tears, beautiful tears, salty tears, running down my cheeks... Thank you Seth, awesome.
GET THERAPY.
After watching Trump and his supporters you're right, I need therapy😂
@@misfitty-vd6kv
Stop trolling. Try staying on your own channel and get some content and maybe 1subscriber
“I had tears, beautiful tears, salty tears” I audibly laughed
"bacon ... wind energy" I think he was trying to say that bacon makes him break wind. I love his explanation of "the weave" -- a deep dive into his dementia experience.
You can actually power houses on breaking wind energy
The hand gestures really do illustrate his incredibly astute observation of his own greatness😅
It's uncontrolled ADHD, with a giant dollop of ego and a soupçon of dementia.
“It’s not rambling. It’s simply my attempt to reign in my complete inability to steer my own stream of consciousness in any meaningful way.”
The two women sitting behind him while he said that looked VERY worried....or his bacon powered wind had ALREADY hit.
The CEO of Krogers admitted to price gouging on bacon, meat products, and eggs way beyond normal. And now they want to merge and buy another grocery chain. COmpetition is what drives prices down. There is far less competition these days.
They want to merge with Albertson's, which is a big chain in my area... And they're not exactly cheap to begin with.
It's not just the grocery stores that are jacking up meat prices. The meat industry almost as a whole in the US is owned by 3 corporations, each of those owning basically every name brand of meat products that you know. Look up a video by More Perfect Union with the phrase "Rigged Beef Industry" in the title.
I would say it will make your blood boil, but if the meat folks hear that they'll likely try to find a way to take that boiled blood from you and sell it!
They claim that the merger is necessary to compete with grocery stores like Walmart and it'll benefit us the consumers……😂
Motivation to become vegetarian? Poor Theodore Roosevelt, thinking that he handled the trust busting thing. What happened!!! 💙🌊🐬💙🌊
If there is going to be Monopoly Capitalism I would rather the state does it.
Profits will go back into expenditure and not Foreign Hoards.
My Ex used to do that. A sentence about sketchy drivers turned into Radical Democrats in one breath. Very Trumpian. In the end (26 years), I finally told him that I’m a democrat and I’d been neutralizing his vote for decades. 😂
you go girl!
You're a true hero ❤❤❤❤
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It must have felt great to get out!
@@dolores2716 Thank you. Life is good again!
Soup, Seth. Soup for my family.
I learned so much about myself from Trump this week. I, a school teacher, reassign genders in the course of my work day, and my English professor spouse? Well, he's just busy marveling at the brilliant word tapestry Trump weaves. I had no idea.
This man has the support of more than 40% of the US electorate. That is mind-boggling and terrifying.
The world average IQ is 100. USA average is 98. As there are a lot of brilliant people residing in the USA I suspect MAGA is really doing it's best to drag that average down.
It's only more than 26% of the electorate since 34% of people don't even vote
@@beatlloydy Reminds me of the line in Sherlock - "Anderson, don't talk out loud, you're lowering the IQ of the whole street." Just change Anderson to Trump or his cult and street to country and you're there. 🙂
I agree with you and would like to add if Trump wins this election it says alot about our country and not in a positive way.
Please vote blue in November.
We do not need Trump to near the white house.
@@corinnehernandez4549 He'll try and cheat his way in (again) but if you let him in for a second term, you kinda deserve it. Let's hope enough people see sense and keep him out like last time, which was too close.
“Dances like an undercover cop at a gay bar”🤣🤭
That explains the gerbils and fries in his pockets.😂
...and wonders if he's going to get laid.
@@stephenbuckley9940I think Seth meant “like a gay undercover cop at a straight bar”😁
🎶 Your .. Once, Twice, 34 Times a Felon 🎶 !!. and Justice will come for You...
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"You're."
DR SAM SHEPARD (RICHARD KIMBLE) WAS A FELON TOO
If only Lionel Richie had been so inspired. One can only dream.
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So the description of "the weave" exactly matches the description of "rambling?"
Brilliant.
also his crazy hair.
Imagine Biden saying "Childs". Reps would never shut up about him belonging to a nursing home
What's bad for Trump is good for America.
Now that makes sense!
This isnt Biden. Go support your LGBTQ community
@@Aftermath-News Aww - is somebody feeling triggered?
Seems a bit reductionist, even for a UA-cam comment. I kinda like it though.
Correct! Let’s vote blue and make orange the new fired!
You had me with "AirBnB for brainworms"😂
Damned near choked up a bong hit
Hack attack
😂😂😂
Seriously, if he admits to dabbling in cannibalism, I wouldn't be surprised.
@@DanYHKim2
Kamala could see the guy is political kryptonite 😎
hahaha
So they played YMCA by The Village People at a convention mostly occupied by extremely xenophobic and conservative angry housewives who think that reading a book makes their kids transgender or gay/lesbian?
The irony in that single moment is just overwhelming.
By the infinite ether into oblivion and back, you are beyond correct..!
They played Fortunate Son at another rally. Which, to be fair, is a song very much about Trump and his cronies, but probably not at all in the way they think it is.
@@Stinkehund Indeed, buying your way out of getting drafted.
CCR should sue Trump for using it, because knowing them they probably didn't even have permission.
Did anyone notice if the swinging couple was on the program? That’d make them forget all about Trump’s crazy.
The biggest irony is a decrepit old man like Trump dancing to a song that begins "Young man..."
I was visiting an anatomy professor. Big professor, strong professor. I told him, I've got your heart, I've got your brain, I've got your whole body. And he said, Mr. President, you even have my lungs. I said that's good, we'll need them when the wind stops and we need non-bacon energy. SAD.
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As if written for and delivered by Seth himself, well done!
Wtf is he talking about? It like trying to follow the conversation of someone with Alzheimer, and they use normal words then go into jibberish. It's sickening that not one of the people who act like they love him so much, refuse to see how sick he is and how he needs medical help. So much for their love and adoration. Imo
9:01-9:34 OK that was a cornucopia of bullsh*t
1. What English professor said that about anything he said!? [rhetorical question]
2. Shifting subjects in a speech only works if you can naturally shift between them using common traits and transition phrases which Trump never does.
3. Never mispronounces a word? I'd be hard pressed to find a speech he's made where he doesn't mispronounce at least one thing!
🥃👴🏻 MY HUSBAND LEFT ME FOR BRUNO SAMMARTINO BACK IN O 1962.
"You take a look at bacon in some of these products,
and some people don't eat bacon anymore,
and we are going to get the energy prices down.
When we get energy down...
You know this was caused by their horrible energy...
Wind, they want wind all over the place...
but when it doesn't blow we have a little problem."
You know... "brilliant". Because obviously the reason some people don't eat bacon anymore is because sometimes the horrible wind doesn't blow, and "they" want it everywhere. We must get energy down.
I find myself being the most skeptical about the claim that he has "friends".
Remember when Michael Scott said he just sometimes finds himself saying random words and hoping it eventually makes sense??
Its frontal lobe dementia! 😵💫🤪😵💫😬
I am a Canadian and was travelling in Amsterdam in June. Several times a local would come up to me (thinking I was American) and say “Don’t vote for trump). The world cares about who will win the election.
im german and i and all my friends care for the next vote. trump is a problem for the whole world, not just north america
We hear you Amsterdam.
He said he doesn’t ramble then he described what it is he actually does by rambling through a general definition of rambling🤯
Seth I'm in love with your commentary...it's so healing ....
Most pro-worker Republican ticket in history is a low bar to clear.
And they didn't.
He's the most pro-worker republican if you count hiring undocumented workers to build your real estate and then not paying them when they're done as good for the working class. Don't know why he wants to build a border wall, wouldn't that hurt his business model. Maybe it because he knows it won't keep illegal immigrants out.
@@MemoryPallas right on.
Trump cheered for Musk to fire his striking workers
Well, in modern history. Back when the Republicans were the progressive party, they were very pro-labor. Like, I'm definitely not a history buff but iirc Teddy Roosevelt was great for the working man.
Seth,
The irony of the whole dancing with the mom's for liberty lady is, they were dancing to THE VILLAGE PEOPLE! Give that a ponder🤔💙
It's either that or Lee Greenwood & Kidd Rock.
@@3rstein and did the village people give permission to use their music 🤔 he is known to use music without permission, currently many litigations against him 🤷♀️
And Yes the leader of the party of homophobia dancing to the Gay Pride party song is hilarious 😂😂
I'm getting conflicting messages
@@robynwellfare7288 The Village People have told him to stop using their music.
Yeah, yeah; c'mon, we can do better than cheap and not particularly sensical homophobia jokes here. =/
Actually, 15yrs ago I went to school as Tommy and returned as Tammy. It was only just recently I looked around and said, “what the hell happened?”
I’m still trying to make sense of it all smh. I’m just glad to have DT to finally call this out.
Same! Except I went for Tammi with an "I"
Seth's 'trump' was on another level. Funniest Closer Look so far this year.
Trump calls his rambling "the weave," and said, "Friends of mine that are English professors, they say it's the most brilliant thing I've ever seen." You know, big English professors, tough English professors with tears in their eyes.
I would think English professors would HEAR his speeches as he does not write them down. He's pulling them straight out of his orange @ss.
We figured it out! They just see his speeches, they do not listen to his BS.
I am 99.9% certain he is not friends with any English professors, and the conversation he is citing never happened.
Big muscular professors with names like rocko and knuckles.
@@notyourroad like my English professor in college, Butch McNasty.
9:00 Trump talking about ‘The Weave’ sounds like a secret confession about what’s going on with his hair.
You’ve got to admit it was creative even if weird and wrong. He’s got friends who are English professors?!?
OMG 😂😂yes!!
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@@DebJonesWriter not really
@@DebJonesWriter Oh come, he blatantly ripped off this pathetic apologia from Saturday Night Live.
Welcome Back Seth. Thank you for the great comments! Bless you!
The complete lack of self-awareness is mind-boggling.
This is how I LOVE to spend my early September, with a new class at work & new episodes with Seth & Colbert! I watch A Closer Look every night at 9pm on YT & Colbert's monologue every morning! Fun fall traditions 😊
Me too. Seth, we miss you so much when you are away! Welcome back!
How about they do their damned JOBS? These hosts are AWOL more often than a drunken sailor!
@@pdoylemiarrrrrgh the sea captain agrees with you!
@@markmac2206
He always was a sensible talking picture!
Remember when misspelling potato was enough to sink a politician? "Childs"?! Really?
no, it didn't sink him, only got him laughs. he still got (kept) the job!
And don't forget the tan suit and grey poupon on Obama's burger, thus launching "Burgergate"!!!
@@lynnebucher6537the outrage of the color of Obama’s suit highlights the difference between the “scandals” of then and now. Facts is stranger than fiction. Idk if we should laugh or cry lol
@@mxswallow Quayle became a punchline, though - and Bush/Quayle only "won" bc SCOTUS literally stopped the recount in Florida. And Dems didn't riot about that *actual* still election.
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind." I think that was him too, wasn't it?
The connection between bacon and energy policy is quite clear to an expert on fast food, flatulence and fibs: Lies (Whoppers) - Burgers - Bacon - Breakfast - Baked Beans - Flatulence (Wind) - Wind energy - ( ..... + Stormy - Lies (small orange toadstools))
illemonadey confirmed
Hilarious! 😂😂🤣🤣
Thanks for the laughs!
I *so* wish I couldn’t translate, but I’m pretty sure he was told to talk about blaming Democrats for rising energy and grocery prices. And then something like this happened:
Energy prices + Democrats = renewable energy… windmills… I hate windmills because they ruin the view and when it’s not windy they just stand still and what else was I supposed to talk about? Groceries? What’s a grocery? I think groceries are food. Bacon is food. Is bacon a grocery? I love bacon and people have stopped eating bacon because they’re hippies and hippies are Democrats
But of course since bacon was the last thing he thought of, that came out first.
"Big professor, strong professor. . ."😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 tears streaming down his face
@@lisarood9509onto his corduroy jacket
@@jacobmorris16with suede patches on the elbows??
One of my favorite recurring bits
I love that the firefighters were booing
So do I!
They recognize an arsonist?
if you had a friend who said this to you, wouldn't you be concerned with that person's mental health ?
I would be totally creeped out.
Why isn't everyone talking about DonOLD like they were talking about Biden's age?
... because there are so many worse things to talk about.
Because the GOP is incapable of self reflection
No there's not lol Biden actually knew who he was running against lol trump thinks he's running against Obama with Biden or thinks running against biden lol
Selective ageism.
The idiocy really never ends. It’s staggering. This was a great Closer Look!
News gets me so depressed until I hear Seth talk about it....missed you bud...please don't leave us again until the election....
Does Trump watch the video of himself "dancing" and say. "Ive still got the moves." ?!
I love the irony that at the "Mom's for Liberty" rally, where they are terrified that "woke" public education is going to force your kids to be gay or trans, they are opening up the event playing the Village People.
ohhhhh good call
The irony, right,???
The cognitive dissonance shouldn't surprise me at all at this point, but criticizing Harris for not doing as many campaign rallies and media appearances as him, while she currently has (checks notes) a full time job as the sitting Vice President?
Not to mention, she's actually done more rallies than him, in the same time span.
@@ShonnDayleeand to bigger,happier,sane crowds.
@@kayleighlehrman9566 Well since he spent 1/4 of his entire presidency on the golf course he must just assume everyone else does less than the bare minimum at their jobs lol
Sure , Kackala did a great job so far ,
@@brianvent3043 Laughter,joy etc isn't something cultists are comfortable with is it?
Never seen trump laugh as he's incapable.
At least she isn't weird af.
"I have your back, I have your heart, and I'll have your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
🤐 You're very frank, Clarice. I think it would be quite something to know you in private life.
Like The late great Hannibal lecture 😂😂😂
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😂Love you, Seth! 🧡 Thank you for helping to keep us sane! We need it like never before!! 🫶
Thank you for being back this week and just a reminder, you are not allowed any more time off before the election. You are a national treasure and we need you to guide us through these next few months.
Seriously? Seth Meyers, a national treasure? I think you should go to a psychiatrist and get something done about your Trump Derangement syndrome.
Trump also said that children go to school and then come home a few days later, which is weird. Does he think that children just decide to sleep at school sometimes? Like parents wouldn’t be worried if their children just didn’t come home from school some days? Or does he think most kids go to boarding school because he got sent to boarding school as a kid because his parents wanted him around as little as possible?
Well, it's not like HE was raising his kids, so maybe he literally thinks this.
Schools can’t even give TUMS without permission and he thinks they’re giving whole ass operations?!
😂😂😂😂
Are we talking butt lifts?
😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly, I want to know what color the sky is in his world.
@@user-wh5ir4fo4r Orange
"He dances like an undercover cop at a gay bar" - Nailed it!
As an Art Teacher, I would like to explain, at least on my behalf…the artwork is so amazing and sometimes we display the work throughout the building or save it for an upcoming art show(s). Also kids don’t all finish at the same time and their project just sits in the folder til the end of the semester or year. I’ve always had a difficult time getting kids to actually remember to take their artwork home or even out of their book bags too, so in a way, it’s easier to send it home all at once at the end of the term when you know things will be remembered and seen. Hope this helps! Support Art in Schools! ✌
PS: As a mom, I say keep the stuff you like and think someone might care about later on, or display it in the home for a little and then when you’re ready, toss it when the coast is clear or just toss it! You do, you!
More art and less war!
My kids are grown now, but it did my heart good to read your wholesome comment. Teachers truly are the heroes of our society. Thank you for everything you do.
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The comment about throwing kids’ art in the garbage …makes me wonder what kind of people these writers are. ….are they the kids whose parents threw their art in the garbage? Are they now parents who throw their own kids’ art in the garbage?
And what are they stockpiling in their homes that is more precious than their child’s art? Seriously.
This attitude is at the root of why we have more capitalists/consumers and fewer artists.
I bet Seth has a huge drawer full of his childs' artwork - he talks a big game, but he's a softie underneath! 😅
I like President's who aren't out on bail....
yep, that's what the GOP wants to give us - a babbling, incoherent man-child with an unlimited appetite for power.
It takes six permission docs and no less than two phone calls for the school nurse to give yer kid a Tylenol. But okay, they're arranging operations behind yer back.
What an ingnorant fool.
😂😂😂😂. Truth!
hahaha
I am trans, well aware he's inciting violence and hate against us with the fearmongering, and I was cracking up at that part. Where is this mystical school that will give me a $20,000 bottom surgery? My broke 35 year old ass wants to know!
They do it in the secret basement no-one can find, on the 35th. of every month.
It is truly frightening how ignorant Trump actually is.
ugh! The criminal isn't even laughable anymore! 👎🏼
They're picking fights with teachers, women, firefighters, the army, union workers, veterans...
I don't know who is next but Operation Keep Them Talking is going swimmingly. Let's vote 🌊 these people out of anything even close to power.
He's always been reprehensible & repulsive ❗️💙🌊🇺🇲
The way he talks, the things he said, sounds like a Jr. high school drop out.
Okay in the pool is funny😂😂😂😂
@@joseortega-us6rn He has been diagnosed as being as knowledgeable as a 3rd or 4th grader, depending on the topic.
Last week KAMALA said, "the high food prices are the result of price gouging by the big grocery stores." 💙. One day later WALMART announced it is lowering prices on 7000 items including groceries !! !
Yep cause Walmart got caught red handed padding their bottom line! Can you say, “damage control?”
@@chickaluma3783 Also, the *KAMALA effect* on price gouging: The national average price for regular unleaded gas is $3.29 per gallon today. That's 32 cents less than a week ago. 💙 Gas prices are falling across the nation !!
I keep asking my therapist can something or one just make him stop¿ The stress from laughing and crying at the same time is joy and the pain.💙💙💙💯
_"You know, I do the weave. You know what the weave is? I'll talk about like nine different things and they all come back brilliantly together. And it's like, and friends of mine that are like English professors, they say, 'that's the most brilliant thing I've ever seen'. Uh but the fake news, you know what they say? 'He rambled.' That's not rambling, when you have, what you do is you get off a subject to mention another little tidbit, then you get back onto the subject...and you go through this and you do it for two hours, and you don't even mispronounce one word."_
_~~Donald Trump_
Rambling about how he doesn't ramble.
"I don't ramble, I weave". "I don't lie, I hyperbo, hiperpball, hyperbolate, and I never missprounounch anything". "I don't commit felonies, I was framed 34 times!".
The delulu is strong 💪🏻
Tell us Donnie, how many childs do you have?
Unbelievable.
@@sarahjeannepeterson5536
And who among them is as intelligent as you are.
😂😂😂😂
CORRECTION: When calling "shotgun" it specifically is for a person to sit front passenger. The term calling shotgun came from having a person ride with you, holding a shotgun while transporting goods in stagecoaches..... You ment "Dibs".
Rawr!
Well done 😂
Dibs for ribs!
THANK YOU!! And a qualified Navigator in Alaska should sing out when spotting a moose, or other road hazards!
My gosh, the way he's slouched almost horizontal in that chair, it's like he's brain-dead hungover from eating a whole platter of wings to himself. "Yeah, the Packers have done really incredible things for their city of Minnesota..." That dance move is like the inflatable thing outside of car dealerships (technically, I guess, we can now qualify that as a dance move.)
I'm a dude but I have daughters and granddaughters so I'm going to vote for women's health rights
Which ones?? Women already have health rights. Seems from everything I have seen of Trump, he has done way more for protecting women’s health than this administration has. Their open border policies have resulted in senseless rape and murder of innocent women and trafficked children. I don’t get your point.
Hopefully you would do so even if you didn't have daughters and granddaughters.