Glorb - DND (Official Music Video)

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  • Pull up at ya house like SSSniperWolf
    Stream here: linktr.ee/datb...
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  • @vigditto
    @vigditto 11 місяців тому +4925

    "Ya business got ran thru, ya house got ran thru, and ya daughter got ran thru" thats some VILLAIN shit

    • @Youtokstagram
      @Youtokstagram 11 місяців тому +83

      Vicious

    • @zachthemystic
      @zachthemystic 11 місяців тому +95

      this sea critter aint messing around

    • @henryviiifake8244
      @henryviiifake8244 11 місяців тому +62

      Indisputably _DIABOLICAL_ 😭😭😭

    • @1AMVROSE
      @1AMVROSE 11 місяців тому +33

      Yk already know plankton on some PLAN Z SHIT😭🙏🏻

    • @ragnarok935
      @ragnarok935 11 місяців тому +12

      Its almost like Plankton is a villain

  • @kittleo3614
    @kittleo3614 11 місяців тому +8268

    "Call my gun John D. way it fuckin' Rockefeller" Is an unnecessarily fire bar 🔥🔥🔥

    • @IgorPrzysiecki
      @IgorPrzysiecki 11 місяців тому +209

      best bar of the song no contest 🔥🔥🔥

    • @YuhBoiBaker
      @YuhBoiBaker 11 місяців тому +29

      @@IgorPrzysieckitruee🔥🔥🔥

    • @noahpusateri5981
      @noahpusateri5981 11 місяців тому +62

      Bro I thought the same thing. That went way too hard fr

    • @bencet-p7322
      @bencet-p7322 11 місяців тому +98

      The "Hasta la vista, bombs like Bautista" verse had such an incredible flow.

    • @IgorPrzysiecki
      @IgorPrzysiecki 11 місяців тому +31

      @@bencet-p7322 its good but not as good as CALL A GUN JOHN D WAY IT FUCKIN ROCKAFELLA 🗣🗣🗣🗣

  • @BabyDollDarling14
    @BabyDollDarling14 11 місяців тому +5317

    "Not fuckin' wit you kids nah I'm not EDP" 💀🔥 Glorb never disappoints

    • @gavin_hubbard
      @gavin_hubbard 10 місяців тому +177

      kind of hypocritical because pearl is 16 and hes like 56 💀💀

    • @BabyDollDarling14
      @BabyDollDarling14 10 місяців тому +95

      @@gavin_hubbard Damn Plankton has no chill💀

    • @LimeLivesMatter
      @LimeLivesMatter 10 місяців тому +43

      ​@@gavin_hubbardIn some areas or countries, 16 can be the age of consent

    • @Collieman2
      @Collieman2 10 місяців тому +9

      ​@@LimeLivesMatter56?

    • @LimeLivesMatter
      @LimeLivesMatter 10 місяців тому +3

      @@Collieman2 56 what?

  • @DavidTheBaker
    @DavidTheBaker 11 місяців тому +12791

    Leave him transparent and I ain’t talking PNG 😭🔥

  • @OfficialNex6
    @OfficialNex6 11 місяців тому +3549

    Dankton rised from losing his wife, to having a big ass robot wife, the formula, and being uncontested. Holy shit

    • @_corvux
      @_corvux 11 місяців тому +146

      The only one who can stand up to dankton is squidwock

    • @low-key-tony
      @low-key-tony 11 місяців тому +71

      ⁠@@_corvuxNeed him to pull up with Gary or Patrick to run the block back.

    • @Gus-n9u
      @Gus-n9u 11 місяців тому +2

      @@low-key-tonyGary been graveyard silent this whole time. That Snails plotting in a way that should make Dankton Scared. Fuck the KKK, this man needs to be worrying about the SS… The Snail Squad.

    • @_corvux
      @_corvux 11 місяців тому +27

      ​@@low-key-tony patrick larry squid eugene then they have a chance but squiddy needs his solo song

    • @sauce903
      @sauce903 11 місяців тому

      nah bruh imma be fr his shit is ass

  • @michaelhughes4743
    @michaelhughes4743 11 місяців тому +1615

    Next thing you know SpongeBob gonna bring in doodlebob 💀

    • @V0NRH1NE
      @V0NRH1NE 8 місяців тому +68

      THIS. This needs to happen

    • @KadenWalton-h6r
      @KadenWalton-h6r 8 місяців тому +14

      I'm dead you did not jus say dat

    • @KadenWalton-h6r
      @KadenWalton-h6r 8 місяців тому +18

      But fr if you guys still watch SpongeBob SquarePants you a legend

    • @gokur0cks
      @gokur0cks 8 місяців тому +6

      PLEASE

    • @Greg-w2u
      @Greg-w2u 7 місяців тому +17

      Doodle Bob finna erase plankton🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @thedestroyer4584
    @thedestroyer4584 11 місяців тому +5241

    “Pull up at your house like SSNIPERWOLF, I could give a JACK, making FILMS with your wifey too.” These bars are too much 🤯

    • @pinhydroushere
      @pinhydroushere 11 місяців тому +87

      Krabs wife is dead💀

    • @johndorian1357
      @johndorian1357 11 місяців тому +35

      ​@@pinhydroushereIt's Mrs. Puff

    • @pinhydroushere
      @pinhydroushere 11 місяців тому +28

      @@johndorian1357 that’s his girlfriend, I think. I don’t watch the new episodes

    • @KINGKCA19
      @KINGKCA19 11 місяців тому +14

      Could somebody explain the reference to me? Im not that familiar with a lot of these youtubers, so idk sssniperwolf or Jack

    • @pinhydroushere
      @pinhydroushere 11 місяців тому +80

      @@KINGKCA19 so jackfilms is a youtuber that made fun of ssniperwolf, so ssniperwolf “doxxed” him and went to his house, leaking his address, putting him and his wife in danger.

  • @TheWhiteAceofSpadesYT
    @TheWhiteAceofSpadesYT 11 місяців тому +4545

    Have y'all noticed that every single song that's made by Dankton has an acronym for the title? STD, KYS, KFC, and now it's DND. Every single one is an acronym, and I quite like this pattern, makes it feel like there's a lot of thought put into these songs and the characters making them.

    • @dontkickmychick6076
      @dontkickmychick6076 11 місяців тому +104

      Yeah that's his thing

    • @dogeball2628
      @dogeball2628 11 місяців тому +273

      sadkini should have been RIP but idk what acronym for vengeance

    • @Patriot_Plays
      @Patriot_Plays 11 місяців тому +236

      @@dogeball2628tbf vengeance wasn’t really a dankton song

    • @L.jmkop-p
      @L.jmkop-p 11 місяців тому +320

      @@dogeball2628 vengeance was karen's song

    • @screamoneo
      @screamoneo 11 місяців тому +140

      @@dogeball2628Dankton was a feature

  • @buggo6285
    @buggo6285 11 місяців тому +868

    “Switch that bitch like BPD” goes so incredibly, undeniably hard. This song proves glorb as a lyrical genius

    • @Bagelswithcreamfilling
      @Bagelswithcreamfilling 9 місяців тому +17

      Right it’s such a small part you almost miss it but even that is lyrical genius

    • @shanekpop
      @shanekpop 9 місяців тому +7

      Can you explain this lyric? Only BPD I know if borderline.

    • @AgJae
      @AgJae 8 місяців тому +24

      @shanekpop You got it right. The feelings of someone with BPD can switch quick, big love/hate energy.

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 8 місяців тому +2

      @@AgJae The bar is questionable tbh. I think he might have meant to say bipolar disorder, but might not have realized BPD doesn't stand for it, or just couldn't find a way to make the line work without BPD. The "personality" switch you describe is more a stereotype of bipolar disorder rather than one of borderline personality disorder. Although the stereotype isn't actually representative of either conditions anyway as bipolar is extended periods of mania or depression over months thus making it a mood disorder, whereas borderline is more of a stress/identity related disorder that causes a messed up perception of the world, but people with bpd are relatively stable so as long as there isn't anything that stresses them our or feeds their paranoia, in which case they can be very volatile if they feel like they are being abandoned by those they care about. BPD isn't a "quick switch love/hate energy", it's a misinformed claim that some people have made and many more believed. Because people have an extremely limited understanding of how BPD works, yet have a lot of things to say about it, especially since the only cases people hear about and notice are the more extreme, outwardly aggressive presentations.

    • @HeavenBomber
      @HeavenBomber 8 місяців тому +7

      ⁠@@Dice-Z An auto-sear, more commonly known as a “switch” is a device you can put on the back of a handgun to make it fully automatic. He saying that he put a switch on his .445 handgun.
      And then of course the BPD adds to it, with quickly switching emotions.

  • @Shyruni
    @Shyruni 11 місяців тому +736

    This might be the most brutal one yet. Plantkon not only sent one of Krab's best ops to the hospital but also finally stole his life's work and now is truly the at the top. Even the small additional jab at SpongeBob for making a sad song is so cutthroat, I can't wait to see what happens next.

    • @m.a.k.dynasty4504
      @m.a.k.dynasty4504 11 місяців тому +42

      This is by far and large NOT the most brutal one yet. I swear y'all say that almost every time a new song drops. And by the way, it was Karen that sent SpongeBob to the hospital, so why is he taking the credit?

    • @Shyruni
      @Shyruni 11 місяців тому +11

      @@m.a.k.dynasty4504 I'm curious in this case, which one do you think was worse? And yeah he did, it's pretty common in these raps for characters to take credit for things they didn't really do or saying things that may or may not have happened.

    • @SpecialistInBombing
      @SpecialistInBombing 11 місяців тому +11

      @@Shyruniimo probably vengeance and killcam

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 11 місяців тому +26

      SpongeBob did deserve that jab given him and squiddy made fun of dankton for sadkini

    • @calebtheholyman545
      @calebtheholyman545 11 місяців тому +12

      ​@@m.a.k.dynasty4504plankton created karen bro

  • @energyant6157
    @energyant6157 11 місяців тому +3114

    Dankton really took it to another level

    • @Andre-cc8ut
      @Andre-cc8ut 11 місяців тому +6

      ME AND GLORB SHOULD COLLAB🔥🔥🔥

    • @melanciapistola1068
      @melanciapistola1068 11 місяців тому +9

      i think dis a downgrade (not about lyrics, the lyrics stay legendary)

    • @electroreap
      @electroreap 11 місяців тому +11

      @@Andre-cc8ut bro really thinks he could actually collab with a yter as some random

    • @JamEboi620
      @JamEboi620 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Andre-cc8utbro you have one sub the only callab your getting is your fingers on this comment section

    • @Noperison
      @Noperison 11 місяців тому

      @@Andre-cc8utcollab with mrbeast tounge twister 445

  • @themoonstar8710
    @themoonstar8710 9 місяців тому +275

    "Call my gun John D. way it fuckin' Rockefeller" is now my favorite line of all time omg

  • @equalopportunityoffender1816
    @equalopportunityoffender1816 11 місяців тому +904

    As a history nerd, that Rockefeller line had be fucking rolling on the floor

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 11 місяців тому +46

      That was the hardest line of the entire song 😭😭😭😭

    • @enigmaticdreams11
      @enigmaticdreams11 11 місяців тому +32

      The double entendre too “rock a fella” 😭🔥

    • @lincolndavis3472
      @lincolndavis3472 11 місяців тому +6

      I feel like I should know this but I am drawing a blank. Anyone care to enlighten me?

    • @jamesdizon5133
      @jamesdizon5133 11 місяців тому

      @@lincolndavis3472 Per ChatGPT, John D. Rockefeller was an American industrialist and philanthropist, known for co-founding the Standard Oil Company, dominating the oil industry in the late 19th century. He became the wealthiest person of his time, amassing significant wealth through oil refining and later dedicated much of it to philanthropy.

    • @bonemarrow286
      @bonemarrow286 11 місяців тому +25

      ​@@lincolndavis3472Rockefeller sounds like "Rock a fella" which is a way of saying beating/shooting someone up

  • @IslandBoyz
    @IslandBoyz 11 місяців тому +1995

    The lyrics and production value are insane, that's genuine talent

    • @Andre-cc8ut
      @Andre-cc8ut 11 місяців тому +2

      ME AND GLORB SHOULD COLLAB🔥🔥🔥

    • @nuclearpugg
      @nuclearpugg 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Andre-cc8utok

    • @ArmaKiri
      @ArmaKiri 11 місяців тому +24

      @@Andre-cc8ut bro what lol

    • @Theschoolacc
      @Theschoolacc 11 місяців тому +1

      No no no @@Andre-cc8ut , we don't collab with bots.

    • @Lol-zc1vd
      @Lol-zc1vd 11 місяців тому

      The voice changer is AI lol cringe and trash

  • @Chingaipe
    @Chingaipe 8 місяців тому +75

    "Said that he a gangster, goddamn! now he crying too" 😂😂😂 ahhh that was savage. Especially since I just listened to it

  • @thatoneguy2884
    @thatoneguy2884 11 місяців тому +1943

    Bro cooked this fire up for 3 weeks and I am NOT disappointed. Well done Dankton

    • @SCSlime99
      @SCSlime99 11 місяців тому +14

      the reason for the long wait was because the person who does the videos got in a car accident

    • @yoellopez82
      @yoellopez82 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@SCSlime99Fr? Dang!

    • @SCSlime99
      @SCSlime99 11 місяців тому +14

      @@yoellopez82But now that that's over the next vid will probably just take 2 weeks

    • @yoellopez82
      @yoellopez82 11 місяців тому +8

      @@SCSlime99 Yup. Also hope he recovered good.

    • @JayAreAitch
      @JayAreAitch 11 місяців тому +4

      @@SCSlime99 Source?

  • @PotatoProphet26
    @PotatoProphet26 11 місяців тому +862

    Glorb these bars are some of the hardest I’ve ever heard. You’re single-handedly about to start the next wave of lyrical trap and I’m all here for it.

    • @yeedbottomtext7563
      @yeedbottomtext7563 11 місяців тому +17

      🤓

    • @xxosonxx5439
      @xxosonxx5439 11 місяців тому +13

      You know how funny that would be if actual rappers started rapping like him 😂😂 I believe it tho

    • @insertname7397
      @insertname7397 11 місяців тому

      @@yeedbottomtext7563 "🤓"🤓

    • @Anne-ot8gq
      @Anne-ot8gq 11 місяців тому

      Mhmm still sweeps

    • @Chaynzi
      @Chaynzi 11 місяців тому

      @@yeedbottomtext7563 bro got a problem

  • @DonaldJPump24
    @DonaldJPump24 11 місяців тому +116

    "Call my gun John D the way it fuckin Rockafella" that went so hard for no reason

  • @HobbsAnimates
    @HobbsAnimates 11 місяців тому +734

    Dankton tweakin more than spongeopp during killcam, but honestly, they deserve it.

    • @Real_AlmightyGMD
      @Real_AlmightyGMD 11 місяців тому +59

      This gotta be the most disrespectful song yet

    • @m.a.k.dynasty4504
      @m.a.k.dynasty4504 11 місяців тому +21

      ​@@Real_AlmightyGMD
      Killcam is still better.

    • @BornYear-m5d
      @BornYear-m5d 11 місяців тому

      ​@@m.a.k.dynasty4504you have said this on most comment the dick riding is crazy

    • @shumevkyo422
      @shumevkyo422 11 місяців тому

      killcam reeks in comparison @@m.a.k.dynasty4504

    • @TheCertifiedGoon
      @TheCertifiedGoon 11 місяців тому +45

      @@m.a.k.dynasty4504 wake up to reality

  • @WastedHM
    @WastedHM 11 місяців тому +179

    0:54 That Rhyme Tho🔥

  • @VyceofMataMertha
    @VyceofMataMertha 11 місяців тому +109

    After "Can Gangsters Cry?" Glorb really said, "Welp... Back to the Formula!"

    • @tootnoots
      @tootnoots 2 місяці тому +7

      “Said that he a gangster goddamn now he crying too”

  • @mythik_YT
    @mythik_YT 11 місяців тому +903

    “I’m not fucking with you kids I’m not EDP”
    “Make that boy transparent I ain’t talking png”
    “Pull up at your house I’m SSSniperWolf, I could give a Jack cause I’m makin films with your wifey too”
    This man is a lyrical genius🔥🔥🔥

    • @edgarcardiff7874
      @edgarcardiff7874 11 місяців тому +45

      Call my gun John D…

    • @GOAT-EM282
      @GOAT-EM282 11 місяців тому

      damn

    • @mythik_YT
      @mythik_YT 11 місяців тому +1

      How did this get so many likes?!

    • @redlanterngaming8552
      @redlanterngaming8552 11 місяців тому +4

      This so fire 🔥 I was High when I turned it on now I’m SOBER
      The SSSniperWh0re / Jackfilms bar was crucial 🔥🔥🖤💚🖤🫡🇺🇸🤝🎉

    • @Andre-cc8ut
      @Andre-cc8ut 11 місяців тому

      ME AND GLORB SHOULD COLLAB🔥🔥🔥

  • @brandonbezak9773
    @brandonbezak9773 11 місяців тому +501

    Keep up these fire ass songs glorb!

    • @Andre-cc8ut
      @Andre-cc8ut 11 місяців тому +2

      ME AND GLORB SHOULD COLLAB🔥🔥🔥

    • @thesealegend
      @thesealegend 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Andre-cc8utI bet no one like your trash ahh musics🤣

    • @zionpenumbra
      @zionpenumbra 11 місяців тому

      @@Andre-cc8uthit him up then. Pursue your dreams. (Watch this account be someone glorb knows and they are planning something)

  • @ieshaada866
    @ieshaada866 11 місяців тому +43

    I love how he's putting out hit after hit between drill music, R&B and Country rap. While also telling a story that's Kanon to the rap videos.... so now I'm invested and can't wait for the next episode.
    And yet I'm waiting for Pearl to clap back bc everyone has been talking shit bout her for several videos now.
    Squidward is carrying the Krusty krew while Dankton is.... was Soloing. Where's mermaid men and barnacle boy, these streets r lit

  • @monetum1392
    @monetum1392 11 місяців тому +123

    God damn the rockefeller line is so good it should be illegal to be this much of a lyrical genius

  • @acovixt
    @acovixt 11 місяців тому +1402

    Crazy how an AI Spongebob artist has better lyrics and bars than most mainstream artists and is actually creative.

    • @Hvn-x9x
      @Hvn-x9x 11 місяців тому +125

      He just uses ai to make his voice sound like the characters, I'm pretty sure he's the one actually rapping. Don't know if thaty's what you meant though 🤷‍♂

    •  11 місяців тому +99

      @@Hvn-x9x bro probably meant that its crazy that the dude making them has this much talent and just uses it for memes by making Spongebob characters embody the rap stuff

    • @tweekin7out
      @tweekin7out 11 місяців тому +91

      @ dude's almost definitely a ghost writer who has more money than he needs and is just having fun

    • @Yeedo420
      @Yeedo420 11 місяців тому +15

      @@Hvn-x9xgood job, you cracked the code. Big brain on this one.

    • @divulgedspirit
      @divulgedspirit 11 місяців тому +9

      ​@tweekin7out that's just an assumption. Ur are basically saying there can't be random talent out there

  • @MSpaintcrackhead
    @MSpaintcrackhead 7 місяців тому +24

    "Call my gun John D the way it Rockefeller" goes so hard 😭

  • @FrostDzNz
    @FrostDzNz 11 місяців тому +279

    The bars never disappoint 🔥

    • @Andre-cc8ut
      @Andre-cc8ut 11 місяців тому +1

      ME AND GLORB SHOULD COLLAB🔥🔥🔥

    • @AsmallMightymiata
      @AsmallMightymiata 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Andre-cc8utYOU ASS LIL BRO 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🥶🥶🥶

    • @mangyo7675
      @mangyo7675 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Andre-cc8utHELL NO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @hot_soup4319
    @hot_soup4319 11 місяців тому +42

    "Call my gun John D. way it f*ckin' Rockerfeller." That is quite possibly the hardest line I have ever heard.

  • @barrettdowell3985
    @barrettdowell3985 5 місяців тому +20

    "Call my gun John D. Way it Rockafeller"
    Unbelievable, thats art

  • @burbusburbus8782
    @burbusburbus8782 11 місяців тому +300

    glorb makes stories through songs. like, this is a series, not self contained into one song, but the entire channel tells a story about this, and i'm loving it

    • @nowaytoisop8776
      @nowaytoisop8776 11 місяців тому +21

      I am legitimately curious on where they'll go next, how will the Krusty Krab Krew make a come back? We boutta see King Neptune in this

    • @moxleymox3217
      @moxleymox3217 11 місяців тому

      @@nowaytoisop8776 IMO its setting up Dankton taking over Bikini Bottom just for Sponge and Perctrick to come back as the protag/hero and save the city like the first movie or something like that

    • @burguitto8909
      @burguitto8909 11 місяців тому +1

      They haven’t got my boy Larry yet 🌚

    • @burbusburbus8782
      @burbusburbus8782 11 місяців тому +3

      @@burguitto8909 nah we need mermaid man and barnacle boy first

    • @EthanDavis89
      @EthanDavis89 11 місяців тому

      It's better than TV.

  • @JoseAguilar-od6cx
    @JoseAguilar-od6cx 11 місяців тому +181

    DAMN THE TABLES TURNED, KEEP THIS UP GLORB

    • @HvacHeathen
      @HvacHeathen 11 місяців тому +3

      Tables ain’t turn. Been exactly like this from the beggining Plankton on too

    • @JoseAguilar-od6cx
      @JoseAguilar-od6cx 11 місяців тому +3

      Plankton making a sad song about Karen's death while the krusty krew kept making songs,
      Now spongebob is making a sad country song about sandy as plankton is still making songs,
      Shut

  • @overlex
    @overlex 7 місяців тому +10

    “Not fucking with u kids,
    nah I’m not EDP” Glorb doing Drive-bys without a crew, car or guns 🔥

  • @KinggChaoss
    @KinggChaoss 11 місяців тому +231

    If everyone took a moment to pause for a sec, we could feel that the Krusty crew is about to come back and pop out with the hardest shit we’ve ever heard 🔥🔥🔥

    • @isaacchilongo8847
      @isaacchilongo8847 11 місяців тому +17

      Nah bro that patty flipped and got grilled

    • @kiryukazuma8229
      @kiryukazuma8229 11 місяців тому +9

      @@isaacchilongo8847squidwock is the only one that can stand to dankton atp. I pray we get a squidwock solo song he absolutely carries the krab krew on any song

    • @chasecalvingaming839
      @chasecalvingaming839 11 місяців тому

      @@kiryukazuma8229 personally I feel like Krabs is the only one to do it, he started it, he has to end it.

    • @isaacchilongo8847
      @isaacchilongo8847 11 місяців тому +1

      @@esotericschizochad3664 what not enough hit for ya you could pour some water on the grill😂🤣

    • @JCFRHim
      @JCFRHim 10 місяців тому

      Dankton can really only do it krusty crew never been on the ropes and actually spit some heat

  • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
    @CloutmasterPhluphyy 11 місяців тому +151

    It's so funny to think that the bikini bottom cast in the glorb cinematic universe canonically keeps up to date with real life discourse in order to have lyrics for their songs

    • @low-key-tony
      @low-key-tony 11 місяців тому +20

      Dankton throwing in the EDP bar was to dodge the whole Pearl’s a minor “allegations” imo

    • @BridgetGX
      @BridgetGX 11 місяців тому +6

      Right? That SSSniperWolf line caught me off guard

    • @bighillraft
      @bighillraft 11 місяців тому +1

      @@low-key-tony tbf though whales reach full maturity by 13-18 so it might not be as sus as people think

  • @hollowspike2337
    @hollowspike2337 11 місяців тому +64

    "Pull up at your house like sniperwolf"💀💀

    • @TalianaEnthusiast
      @TalianaEnthusiast 11 місяців тому +1

      😭👌

    • @Democracylover710
      @Democracylover710 6 місяців тому

      “Call my gun John d”

    • @ibox9s
      @ibox9s 5 місяців тому

      nothing even happened to her tho

    • @Democracylover710
      @Democracylover710 5 місяців тому +6

      @@ibox9s she doxxed jacksfilms

    • @tootnoots
      @tootnoots 2 місяці тому

      ⁠”I could give a JACK, making FILMS with your wifey”

  • @bamuz
    @bamuz 11 місяців тому +2844

    I’m calling it; this is someone within the industry. Of what capacity, I’m not sure. A1 production, and COMFORT on the mic. This is someone legit
    Edit: 2k+ 😭 Momma, I made it

    • @JoshStPierre
      @JoshStPierre 11 місяців тому +419

      He said so earlier, that he was in the industry professionally. I don't remember where this was said or to what capacity, but yes this person is legit!

    • @RealSoftBonerGaming
      @RealSoftBonerGaming 11 місяців тому +314

      I believe he claimed he was a ghost writer in the industry

    • @bamuz
      @bamuz 11 місяців тому +68

      I’d believe it 10000%
      Awesome haha!

    • @jimmygrignon305
      @jimmygrignon305 11 місяців тому +53

      The leading theories on who it is as far as I remember is Yeet or Future

    • @Yapping_Fox
      @Yapping_Fox 11 місяців тому +249

      Ghostwriters have finally had enough and are using AI to make up for the lack of vocal prowess and it works. As long as the bars hit and the beat is good then you can look past the AI voice

  • @Psybot_creator
    @Psybot_creator 11 місяців тому +1340

    Hey Glorb no matter what everyone says, please don't reveal who you are. You are a talented artist and it could backfire if you reveal yourself. To be fair, i'm also curious who you are but i like the mystery and keep it that way. Keep releasing more bangers and i look forward to the next part of the story.
    Greetings a fan 😊

    • @Noperison
      @Noperison 11 місяців тому +36

      Agreed

    • @joshuaa4701
      @joshuaa4701 11 місяців тому +16

      How could it backfire if he reveals himself. I mean, his bars are kinda controversial, but I don't see how he would be hurt

    • @sugardady1019
      @sugardady1019 11 місяців тому

      @@joshuaa4701everything gets worse after you do a face reveal. Ask dream.

    • @fiercetatsu6782
      @fiercetatsu6782 11 місяців тому

      @@joshuaa4701easily say if someone who lives near by him gets jealous cus believe me niggas do one of my homies died for making a song, got shot in his head the very next day just cus people were listening to his stuff and not theirs. People are fucked up there’s also the off chance glorb decides to make non cartoon related stuff for himself and he blows up and then naturally every other rapper gonna wanna know who he is or maybe collab etc or just wanna kill him to get rid of him or someone can be like oh that’s glorb he’s famous so let’s rob him etc

    • @Yapping_Fox
      @Yapping_Fox 11 місяців тому +145

      @@joshuaa4701The lack of real identity behind the channel makes it to where we can actually see Plankton rapping and feel like its an actual character and not just a front. Idk if that makes sense but irs the best way i could word it lol😂

  • @CalebAtm
    @CalebAtm 11 місяців тому +97

    Every time this man drops a song I expand my vocabulary, and learn about history 🔥

  • @NeverFirst1
    @NeverFirst1 11 місяців тому +206

    Hey, this song is incredible... but with this kind of talent, you should make a whole Dankton VS the Krusty Krew album. This kind of talent needs to be fully realized, and an album is the perfect way to show off your skills to the fullest! These songs are awesome, and this constant stream of singles is kinda like an album rollout, so I'd be happy to see you tackle a full-scale project!

    • @ChrisPtoes27
      @ChrisPtoes27 11 місяців тому +22

      Glorb has already said that he is a popular artist and does this in his free time because it’s fun. Idk know if they would have time to do a full album and work on their actual rap career.

    • @TrueREAL
      @TrueREAL 11 місяців тому +2

      @@ChrisPtoes27 He never said that, it's just a popular theory

    • @ChrisPtoes27
      @ChrisPtoes27 11 місяців тому +2

      @@TrueREAL he said it in a reply. I literally saw it

    • @LegendJ0e4
      @LegendJ0e4 11 місяців тому +1

      @@ChrisPtoes27 proof?

    • @ChrisPtoes27
      @ChrisPtoes27 11 місяців тому +1

      @@LegendJ0e4 buddy I don’t remember exactly where he posted it but go to one of the earlier songs and look through comments. Glorb only replies to a few so it shouldn’t be hard to find

  • @MSMContent
    @MSMContent 11 місяців тому +42

    these lyrics are actually insane

  • @doli-animation5078
    @doli-animation5078 11 місяців тому +14

    Nerd fact ☝️🤓 : 1:15 In this scene the fish on the left side change because the first one crossed the helmet model. But now no one care because Glorb change the scene FU-

  • @Calgrissom
    @Calgrissom 11 місяців тому +415

    This is honestly a competitor to STD with the level of bars and roasts. Dankton out here topping this shit again.

    • @zionpenumbra
      @zionpenumbra 11 місяців тому +39

      For the longest time I thought STD was the best Dankton song. But this one ima be honest. I listened to both side by side a few times over and this one just feels like STD 2.0 like it’s an upgraded version this has way more bars stuffed in under 2mins. This one I think is his best one to date.

    • @willo2583
      @willo2583 11 місяців тому +13

      Honestly bro this shit beats the bottom n that was the best one before this

    • @angelomg5683
      @angelomg5683 11 місяців тому +5

      bro STD was surpassed a long time ago, I mean KFC, KYS, Vengance, Killcam and this one were better tbh but a very close match indeed

    • @FrostyTheSwoleman
      @FrostyTheSwoleman 11 місяців тому

      Dnd> Kys = KFC > STD is my Dankton tier list not that STD i bad. That shit is amazing but just in terms of the bars and enjoyment for me.

    • @Bye_everyone000
      @Bye_everyone000 10 місяців тому

      The ending too was disrespectful too the krusty krab krew 😭❤

  • @joshuaa4701
    @joshuaa4701 11 місяців тому +107

    Glorb still be making fire even after a 4 week break. And savage as ever 🔥 🔥 🔥 Never leave us again. !

  • @broadc4st
    @broadc4st 11 місяців тому +20

    1:09 scene is crazy af 💀

  • @ivanatorrr
    @ivanatorrr 11 місяців тому +78

    Had to it on loop on Spotify for a while but it STILL GOES HARD AS FUCK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @ai5563
    @ai5563 11 місяців тому +58

    WE ROLLED A CRIT ON THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🎲🎲🎲

  • @everettmeyers1285
    @everettmeyers1285 10 місяців тому +8

    “Said that he a gangster goddamn now he crying too” a reference to can gangster cry. Wild

  • @jackfrost1408
    @jackfrost1408 11 місяців тому +96

    Been waiting 3 weeks. Knew you was cooking some heat. I've been saying it for the sat few tracks dankton was gonna be on some diabolical shit and he killed like a DND character gotta love. Great work glorb don't stop

  • @The_Top_Gun.
    @The_Top_Gun. 11 місяців тому +109

    Dankton never dissapoints

  • @smokemoke8663
    @smokemoke8663 11 місяців тому +6

    "Your business got ran through, your house got ran through, and your daughter got ran through" NO MERCY

  • @xXLazysoftwareXx
    @xXLazysoftwareXx 11 місяців тому +29

    damn how did you get so much emotion into Dankton's voice?! holy hell, and that laugh mid way too?? sheeeeesh 🥶 It all sounded so natural

    • @costcoRBLX
      @costcoRBLX 11 місяців тому +11

      hes gonna get destroyed by squidward next song tho, trust 🤑

    • @SCSlime99
      @SCSlime99 11 місяців тому

      He sings and puts a voice filter on

  • @danielmee3938
    @danielmee3938 11 місяців тому +20

    Mr. Swags on the ropes! The Chum Era is here! Dankton is the GOAT! #chumgang

  • @CaptainCasimir
    @CaptainCasimir 6 місяців тому +3

    “Hasta la vista, bombs like Bautista” dang bro that was the most fire bar in this song

  • @TheApatheticGuy
    @TheApatheticGuy 11 місяців тому +30

    This series does not disappoint, and you know the Krusty Krew bout to spin back hard af after this one

  • @cannibal_redneck7109
    @cannibal_redneck7109 11 місяців тому +21

    THAT ROCKEFELLER LINE GOES HARD

  • @Bloxfruits_ontop
    @Bloxfruits_ontop 10 місяців тому +16

    "said he a gangasta now he cryin to"😭😭😭😭

    • @fomarin
      @fomarin 10 місяців тому +1

      🔥🔥🔥

  • @fivemoreminutes3459
    @fivemoreminutes3459 11 місяців тому +19

    That laugh was menacing! 1:42

  • @barbiermusic
    @barbiermusic 11 місяців тому +59

    You know Dankton really won when he released two songs in succession and Krabs hasn't been able to release one in answer!

    • @sauce903
      @sauce903 11 місяців тому +3

      just shows dankton is more quantity than quality

    • @callmeshark_official
      @callmeshark_official 11 місяців тому

      ​@@sauce903nah this shit quality and quantity

    • @cortezchavez5891
      @cortezchavez5891 11 місяців тому

      @@sauce903 All of Danktons songs are elite tho, event he worst one (KYS) a quantity of elite songs is better than 1 elite song. Hell Krabs wasn't even on Killcam, he can't compete with Dankton 🤣🤣🤣.

    • @barbiermusic
      @barbiermusic 11 місяців тому

      Nah, Dankton's raps slap hard, he's got both

    • @sauce903
      @sauce903 11 місяців тому

      @@cortezchavez5891 and yet killcam is still better than every one of danktons songs

  • @Lobsterman580
    @Lobsterman580 11 місяців тому +10

    Dankton went from loosing his wife to having the formula basically the entire world at the palm of his hand

  • @koldraiynedownskayle5744
    @koldraiynedownskayle5744 11 місяців тому +31

    This is Dankton's Killcam equivalent.
    The Krusty Krew gotta slide back expeditiously.

    • @SouthKami
      @SouthKami 11 місяців тому +11

      I don’t think they can anymore bro. Spongeopp said he quit, Krabs got everything taken from him, and I do not think Squiddy could 2v1 Dankton and Karen

    • @olafkwiatkowski3785
      @olafkwiatkowski3785 11 місяців тому +8

      @@SouthKami Squiddy is imo the best out of the Krew so he might actually stand a chance

    • @dr.inspector2403
      @dr.inspector2403 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@olafkwiatkowski3785squiddy n Patrick or maybe even flying Dutchman cuz he would hit up dankton fr

    • @low-key-tony
      @low-key-tony 11 місяців тому +1

      @@olafkwiatkowski3785I agree but Squidward and Spongebob were carrying Krabs, so maybe we’d get a Krabs and Patrick track instead?

    • @what-dk5ul
      @what-dk5ul 11 місяців тому

      @@low-key-tony nah spongebob is running

  • @sanemiplaysvr
    @sanemiplaysvr 11 місяців тому +24

    Bro I listened to this over on the topic channel, this song is fire asf glorb! Dankton really back with the heat 🔥🔥

  • @Walt0525
    @Walt0525 7 днів тому +1

    0:54
    THAT DELIVERY WAS SO CLEAN THO🙏🙏

  • @hellxsco
    @hellxsco 11 місяців тому +45

    Its about damn time!!!! GLORB IS BACK

  • @famouscharactersplay4298
    @famouscharactersplay4298 11 місяців тому +25

    Jesus Christ.... I can't even begin to articulate how much I love this. Great job Glorb, keep doing what you do.

  • @godofdrip4889
    @godofdrip4889 10 місяців тому +8

    Bro is cooking better than rappers on the radio 😭🔥🔥🔥

  • @evolvetogether3331
    @evolvetogether3331 11 місяців тому +46

    KEEP EM' COMIN GLORB!!!! THESE ARE GOLDEN

  • @ThatNubcakes
    @ThatNubcakes 11 місяців тому +14

    squidwock is the last one that can fight, i know he’s gonna drop the hardest song ever that’s gonna make dankton run for his money

  • @weirdedits51
    @weirdedits51 7 місяців тому +6

    the "who whoo" goes extremely hard

  • @MrpizzaDrip
    @MrpizzaDrip 11 місяців тому +59

    WE RIPPING OUT MR KRAB'S SHELL WITH THIS 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

  • @SystemOverload
    @SystemOverload 11 місяців тому +37

    Me at my wedding: 🙎🏾‍♂️
    Me when Glorb drops: 🤵🏾

  • @ghostinng274
    @ghostinng274 9 місяців тому +9

    This guy has gotta be some famous rap writer or something. There's no way some random dude has this much flow.

  • @Kritiksek
    @Kritiksek 11 місяців тому +31

    The lyrics are just insane. He should have an unlimited permission to cook 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 11 місяців тому

      Ong take the women out of the kitchen and put glorb in it frr

    • @sauce903
      @sauce903 11 місяців тому

      get this mf away from the stove he's about to burn the house down

  • @jaymercer4515
    @jaymercer4515 11 місяців тому +48

    Squidward might have to set aside his differences with Squilliam for this one. Dankton killed them with this one.

    • @low-key-tony
      @low-key-tony 11 місяців тому +18

      You see the vision, those two would cook. I wonder how Glorb’s gonna keep Squilliam/Killiam’s bars distinct from Squidwock’s tho.
      Hell Plankton could even call his next diss track calamari.

    • @HobbsAnimates
      @HobbsAnimates 11 місяців тому +9

      ​@@low-key-tonyCalamri is INSANE

    • @gabriel.b9036
      @gabriel.b9036 11 місяців тому +1

      Squillium didn't come from dirt, aint no such thing as a half way crook.

  • @trendy10s87
    @trendy10s87 7 місяців тому +3

    "Call my gun John D the way it fucking rockefeller". WHAT.A.BAR

  • @dirt2968
    @dirt2968 11 місяців тому +11

    Dankton out here runnin his victory lap god damn

  • @tzfsr
    @tzfsr 11 місяців тому +16

    I can't wait for the finale where they all realize that violence is an endless and harmful cycle and release The Krusty-Chum cypher. A melancholic resolution where they've destroyed each other's lives but have grown past it.

    • @Matt92Machine
      @Matt92Machine 11 місяців тому +10

      It's too far gone at this point. Pearl has been run through by everyone in Bikini Bottom.

    • @AvidFanOfRacism
      @AvidFanOfRacism 11 місяців тому +2

      Dead ending, the war continues

    • @cherricake1796
      @cherricake1796 11 місяців тому +2

      I think it's too late for that-
      Krabs can hold a grudge for a WHILE and given everyone in the glorbverse is pretty similar to their og selves aside from being MORE brutal
      I figure swags is gonna take pearl getting rammed by that sgc (small green coooooooooooooooo-) PERSONALLY

  • @dailymemesjw
    @dailymemesjw 10 місяців тому +10

    Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or glorb when the new song droppin

  • @vrcatreal
    @vrcatreal 11 місяців тому +12

    HOLLLLLLYYYYYYY SHIT OKAY IM CALLING IT THIS IS THE BEST ONE, THE FLOW, THE BEAT, THE LYRICS, THE MUSIC VIDEO, JUST EVERYTHING IS PERFECT. THIS WAS SO WORTH THE WAIT THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @vrcatreal
      @vrcatreal 11 місяців тому

      Best song dankton ever made ngl, maybe even Glorbs best song. This is unlike anything he ever made and its better too

  • @jamesonlabun3757
    @jamesonlabun3757 11 місяців тому +33

    no matter what dankton will always come back with a good comeback

  • @IsmailiJama
    @IsmailiJama 11 місяців тому +6

    I wonder what crabs gonna do now. He literally got. I'll remember damn dominated the candy bottom but I have a confused 0:17 theory I think connected or basign on Not to lie this is fire!!!!!❤️‍🔥

  • @jelly_bish
    @jelly_bish 11 місяців тому +30

    WE MAKING THE BUCKET CHUM WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥

  • @ylerian8878
    @ylerian8878 11 місяців тому +20

    The Rockefeller line goes hard

  • @idkhowtonamemychannel3906
    @idkhowtonamemychannel3906 7 місяців тому +7

    Bro this is real rap right here. Actual meaningful lyrics, amazing delivery, and great musicality. None of those trash, garbage lyrics that almost every rap song is about nowadays.
    Keep it up and really resonates with the Bikini Bottom soul!

  • @1errorlater
    @1errorlater 11 місяців тому +22

    1:00 no way💀

  • @loganolson9537
    @loganolson9537 11 місяців тому +5

    'Call my gun John D, way it fuckin' Rockefeller' had me REELING OML 🔥🔥

  • @technologynewsreviews200
    @technologynewsreviews200 9 місяців тому +3

    😂😂😂" not fucking wit you kids im not EDP " came in hard with that line

  • @toymareko
    @toymareko 11 місяців тому +15

    Another installment of Glorbs songs.
    You know this going dead into my rap playlist in the Spongebob section. 🤣

  • @AB_Pr0ductions
    @AB_Pr0ductions 11 місяців тому +10

    Dog your bars are always so clever another banger as always, ik what the results of the poll was but you should consider starting more series and just have longer waits, or wrap this project up and move onto another, you have the ability to do whatever you want however you want and I think its safe to say most of us will follow, your not the spongebob rap guy anymore ur Glorb

    • @divulgedspirit
      @divulgedspirit 11 місяців тому +3

      If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Current modern rap sucks lol

  • @Bakeder_than_pizza
    @Bakeder_than_pizza 9 місяців тому +4

    i dont like this kind of music so how the fk did you make me addicted so hard to 90% of your music? im singing your shit mid day without even noticing. this is pure talent and passion love it mate keep it up

  • @Creature_Null
    @Creature_Null 11 місяців тому +28

    Never stop delivering the heat Glorb!

  • @MrSimon3059
    @MrSimon3059 11 місяців тому +22

    Thanks Glorb. What you're doing is inspiring. Keep up the great work.

  • @Ajgramaglia
    @Ajgramaglia 3 місяці тому +4

    0:28 "call my gun John D. the way it fuckin Rockefeller" godddddamn

  • @othelloedmond7668
    @othelloedmond7668 11 місяців тому +8

    Dankton is taking a victory lap with this damn.

  • @heavyc4326
    @heavyc4326 11 місяців тому +20

    With Dankton we Trust 🤘🏾🔥

  • @officialhoonyt
    @officialhoonyt 11 місяців тому +3

    “I’m not fuckin with you kids I’m not like edp”
    Pearl: I beg to differ

  • @johnlandon8741
    @johnlandon8741 11 місяців тому +13

    clap clap clap Glorb, you got another one for us thank you for the continued storyline and music that you've been making for us. also Scru Face Jean sent me this way, just a little shout-out to the man.

  • @OS_Nines
    @OS_Nines 11 місяців тому +8

    That Rockefeller line and the Bautista line went insane.

  • @blahblahblah5063
    @blahblahblah5063 10 місяців тому +3

    Dude whatever you do with all this attention please stay true to this content it is so original and surreal even if you divert your content from this storyline please keep it you man it’s fucking amazing

  • @bofCOOLIT
    @bofCOOLIT 11 місяців тому +18

    dankton is officially back, and i don’t think there’s any stopping him. 🔥🔥🔥