Glorb - MOB TIES (Official Music Video)

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 Місяць тому +24725

    Not Caseoh catching strays in a fucking Glorb song

    • @Orecurried
      @Orecurried Місяць тому +2746

      HES TOO BIG TOO MISS💀

    • @FalloutFeller
      @FalloutFeller Місяць тому +316

      @@Orecurried yoooooo lmaoo

    • @Moonhermit-
      @Moonhermit- Місяць тому +493

      @@Orecurried It's that gravitational pull, he's bending them shots like Beckham.

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 Місяць тому +110

      Why's that surprising, Glorb references internet popular things all the time.

    • @yungvinnii
      @yungvinnii Місяць тому +160

      @@billbill6094shut up

  • @AIDcyt
    @AIDcyt Місяць тому +9847

    I like how Ms. Puff street name is just Puff, because she doesn't miss

  • @ESWwreslingshows
    @ESWwreslingshows Місяць тому +750

    0:50 "Under water, Under pressure, Under paid
    Oppa daughters in my quarters
    Eatin' Dankton's Mayonnaise"🔥🔥🔥💯

    • @dwool1550
      @dwool1550 21 день тому +19

      He might got visas in his name

    • @vermillionwarrior3968
      @vermillionwarrior3968 12 днів тому +2

      ​@dwool1550 damn, beat me to it.

    • @Pree20955
      @Pree20955 9 днів тому +2

      That's mister Krab's daughter..pearl😂😂

  • @TheBluebird27
    @TheBluebird27 Місяць тому +362

    Ms puff canonically has a hidden crime past involving driving 😂

    • @jaco8822
      @jaco8822 Місяць тому +20

      yeah. her having a rap career seems in character.

    • @andre-gr9gn
      @andre-gr9gn 12 днів тому +7

      i heard that she be doing a lot of 'riding' in her time.

    • @nikiwood9021
      @nikiwood9021 12 днів тому +6

      ​@@andre-gr9gnI beg your pardon🤨?

    • @userabcdef6436
      @userabcdef6436 12 днів тому +4

      He should definitely reference that, maybe make a prequel song about it or something

  • @WTHCayden
    @WTHCayden Місяць тому +14149

    Miss Puff pulling up like that was nothing short of amazing

    • @sh1niii
      @sh1niii Місяць тому +290

      unexpected asf too

    • @manceirvin7068
      @manceirvin7068 Місяць тому +238

      Also “I’m him cause there’s only one I” goes unnecessarily hard🔥

    • @handartgarfunkal
      @handartgarfunkal Місяць тому +17

      True

    • @Dupstan
      @Dupstan Місяць тому +43

      WE MAKING IT OUT OF BIKINI BOTTOM WE THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @maxborn7400
      @maxborn7400 Місяць тому +59

      *Mrs, but I understand why you want her to be a Miss this time ;)

  • @ThatKeefGuy
    @ThatKeefGuy Місяць тому +4748

    That nickelodeon line was beyond devious

    • @Segastar1
      @Segastar1 Місяць тому +244

      I heard that and I had to just pause in disbelief

    • @RaulSanchez777
      @RaulSanchez777 Місяць тому

      "Fuck a Brian Peck I'm nickeloading up a Deagle" 😂😂

    • @vaughn2751
      @vaughn2751 Місяць тому +167

      @@Segastar1currently pausing in disbelief lmao reading comments to see if other people were as shocked as I was, hardest bar I’ve ever heard

    • @OLDMANWAFFLES
      @OLDMANWAFFLES Місяць тому +96

      Damn not Brian Peck getting absolutely demolished, that was so savage.

    • @ttttt8398
      @ttttt8398 Місяць тому +32

      I had to replay it twice because I wasnt able to belive it

  • @e34YT
    @e34YT 26 днів тому +315

    I'm starting to get suspicious.
    "This is a Puff production" coupled with the fact that the song name isn't a three letter acronym on a song where Dankton is the main person. Something's not right here, fellers.

    • @user-lm6qe4rq3b
      @user-lm6qe4rq3b 23 дні тому +8

      O no

    • @TiltedGlassesMedia
      @TiltedGlassesMedia 20 днів тому +60

      Not just that, but he didn't say "GANG!" at the end of the intro like he usually does. He better keep an eye out (ha) because it sounds to me like Puff's the one fucking him, not the other way around.

    • @absolutelynotgriffith1954
      @absolutelynotgriffith1954 14 днів тому +41

      Mark my words: Puff and Pearl are working together to overthrow Dankton and Swags and take control of Bikini bottom.

    • @Azizabigle
      @Azizabigle 13 днів тому +17

      Also I noticed this when watching, I think Dankton is hypnotized-

    • @yoavssj5893
      @yoavssj5893 9 днів тому +8

      The glorb lore is real

  • @Er1c661
    @Er1c661 18 днів тому +74

    Before Kendrick v Drake it was Dankton v Swags

  • @tilbokamaryl1343
    @tilbokamaryl1343 Місяць тому +8750

    Holy shit bro puff just outpixared all the moms like that???

  • @Tht1GfiGbr
    @Tht1GfiGbr Місяць тому +3370

    THAT FUCKING PUFF MODEL GOT ME ROLLING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀

    • @memescoffee3173
      @memescoffee3173 Місяць тому +53

      Her rappin also have me rollin

    • @Wruoth
      @Wruoth Місяць тому +55

      Bro same wtf is that 💀💀💀

    • @CrayfishYAY
      @CrayfishYAY Місяць тому +30

      Looking yummy, though.

    • @JRawThaDon
      @JRawThaDon Місяць тому +24

      Rolling in the deep one might say😂

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 Місяць тому +35

      It's totally a parody of the disgusting way that a lot of young men draw/render women.

  • @ohangry
    @ohangry Місяць тому +178

    That Brian Peck line went crazy. Glorb is a master at wordplay 🔥

    • @c_vn
      @c_vn 10 днів тому

      real

  • @amongoswithgun7703
    @amongoswithgun7703 Місяць тому +59

    1:55 DO NOT LET PYROCYNICAL SEE THIS!!!

  • @Limbambo
    @Limbambo Місяць тому +2107

    I love how Sandy got less sexualised over time and then Miss Puff just shows up like this.

    • @memescoffee3173
      @memescoffee3173 Місяць тому +269

      and Karen just straight up cared more for vengence and got a badass mech body

    • @LeBlingKing
      @LeBlingKing Місяць тому +203

      @@memescoffee3173 I wanna see what Glorb plans to do with Pearl, she caught a stray in almost every song

    • @Nova_Wova
      @Nova_Wova Місяць тому +12

      I KNOW 😭 BROKE MY HEART BUT DW IM AN ARTIST I CAN FIX THAT ;)))

    • @koltentvc
      @koltentvc Місяць тому +6

      Feels like a step backwards for me

    • @emilizlim1802
      @emilizlim1802 Місяць тому +95

      @@roachybillnah puff is literally funding dankton’s operation
      producer tag at the start + she’s the one passing him the keys
      she IS the mob tie

  • @jarodspence2297
    @jarodspence2297 Місяць тому +3701

    "Bitch Im rollin in the deep, set em on fire, bitch Im stayin with a Dell now she back online."
    I would've never thought I'd see such unparalleled lyricism in a fucking Spongebob gangsta-rap music video. No way this isn't some bigger creator's side project.

    • @spaghetti_consumer
      @spaghetti_consumer Місяць тому +288

      I think glorb confirmed he's already an established artist in the industry, I could be wrong tho

    • @ileolai
      @ileolai Місяць тому +29

      this is my fav line yet and it's a really high bar

    • @ArtifiAI
      @ArtifiAI Місяць тому +8

      @@spaghetti_consumer where?

    • @Jwrld71
      @Jwrld71 Місяць тому +5

      @@spaghetti_consumeryour 100% correct

    • @Tms02620
      @Tms02620 Місяць тому +2

      @@Jwrld71where?

  • @Liam-ox5uo
    @Liam-ox5uo 29 днів тому +2140

    Who's here after watching the interview with penguinz0?

    • @MrDude-zm2fi
      @MrDude-zm2fi 28 днів тому +41

      you know it

    • @mitchellcssto4027
      @mitchellcssto4027 28 днів тому +25

      Watching it now

    • @navis1mp22
      @navis1mp22 28 днів тому +31

      listened to literally every single music of him

    • @brycedunlap
      @brycedunlap 28 днів тому +32

      Here! Paused the interview, watched all the Glorb videos, finished the interview. This is amazing.

    • @BakedShinobi420
      @BakedShinobi420 27 днів тому +31

      YNG Martyr? Just a thought but i definitely know Sandy Thee Squirrel from MHMM is Megan Thee Stallion..has to be

  • @AcetonMartin
    @AcetonMartin 29 днів тому +152

    After watching the Penguinz0 interview, you should make a song for the MY LEG guy!!

  • @jeremytewari3346
    @jeremytewari3346 Місяць тому +3621

    I love the character development here. Dankton’s still got his confidence but it’s clear he’s learned some humility since the Bottom 2. He’s singing about his struggle and changing his strategy up, but his spirit is unbreakable

    • @agame-jv6zv
      @agame-jv6zv Місяць тому +272

      This is English teacher level breakdown and I love it

    • @spongebobmiscellaneous
      @spongebobmiscellaneous Місяць тому +67

      @@agame-jv6zvI wish it weren’t. I’m with that guy - that’s just how we talk! 😂 Life is more fun when you describe things in detail 💃🏽

    • @fatstupid9070
      @fatstupid9070 Місяць тому +6

      💥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

    • @Arckua
      @Arckua Місяць тому +20

      Love the literary-level breakdown chief !!

    • @rjt201
      @rjt201 Місяць тому +16

      you've been the real one this whole time

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations Місяць тому +4533

    Seeing Miss Puff character design got me so flabbergasted that it made my jaw drop like a cartoon character seeing a baddie

    • @wolfheartgames4820
      @wolfheartgames4820 Місяць тому

      you think thats a baddie your fucked

    • @Aeunax123
      @Aeunax123 Місяць тому +67

      SAMEEEE

    • @LILSLIMESTAR
      @LILSLIMESTAR Місяць тому +40

      Dis my first time seeing yo account in years

    • @hardmask4685
      @hardmask4685 Місяць тому +133

      Bro did not have to make her that stacked 😭😭

    • @flamestar557
      @flamestar557 Місяць тому +21

      Pretty sure any character can look like that if an artist wanted to.

  • @ApDaphere
    @ApDaphere Місяць тому +30

    “Know that I’m him cause there’s only one I” unstoppable line!!🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @pigeonthegreat5330
    @pigeonthegreat5330 Місяць тому +51

    bro me and my bf were driving listening to this and when the Caseoh line came up we both just died

    • @Lonkshi21
      @Lonkshi21 16 днів тому +3

      If you both died how did you make this comment? 💀

    • @isaac36.
      @isaac36. 15 днів тому +1

      ​@@Lonkshi21 bruh

    • @ermwhatthesigma267
      @ermwhatthesigma267 День тому

      if straight but he a keeper

  • @christophercrowe8321
    @christophercrowe8321 Місяць тому +1660

    "Fuck a Brian Peck I'm Nickeloding my Deagle" killed me 😂😂💀

    • @justsomeone7883
      @justsomeone7883 Місяць тому +6

      i dont get it am i finished

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 Місяць тому

      ​@@justsomeone7883 Brian Peck was a pedo who worked for Nickelodean.

    • @danzomusic
      @danzomusic Місяць тому

      @@justsomeone7883Brian Peck was the guy who sexually assaulted Drake Bell

    • @kevinp.h8655
      @kevinp.h8655 Місяць тому +1

      I don’t get it

    • @Keanstar02
      @Keanstar02 Місяць тому

      Brian peck was an actor in Nickelodeon, and a sex offender.

  • @KanderUdon
    @KanderUdon Місяць тому +2610

    “Know that I’m Him cause theres only one I” TRIPLE ENTENDRE! 🔥🔥🔥

    • @THEcoolestRIP
      @THEcoolestRIP Місяць тому +374

      Know that I’m Him cause theres only one, I
      Know that I’m H(i)m cause theres only one I
      Know that I’m Him cause theres only one (eye)
      like this?

    • @slug1162
      @slug1162 Місяць тому +82

      Yeah, that and the fact that he only has one eye

    • @KrazyEngima
      @KrazyEngima Місяць тому +16

      Quadruple!

    • @dom8429
      @dom8429 Місяць тому +53

      it's really a double. the third ones doesn't make as much sense, only grammatically but not logically which doesn't hit as hard. it's a banger double one though

    • @CainLupus
      @CainLupus Місяць тому +7

      ​@@dom8429Nah, that's definitely a quadruple.

  • @RashauddamanandRasheedadagirl
    @RashauddamanandRasheedadagirl 25 днів тому +25

    Give A$ap Larry another song.

  • @geckohunter123
    @geckohunter123 27 днів тому +19

    I literally run listening to an hour of Glorb at the gym 💀

  • @st2cko
    @st2cko Місяць тому +4104

    IM GLORBING🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

    • @SleepiestOriginal
      @SleepiestOriginal Місяць тому +5

      nerd

    • @st2cko
      @st2cko Місяць тому +59

      didnt you call me a panzee? i got screenshots. you sold your soul to the glorb gods

    • @beanmasterz
      @beanmasterz Місяць тому

      @@st2cko nerd

    • @Fiqrx
      @Fiqrx Місяць тому +3

      nerd

    • @Newswag6785
      @Newswag6785 Місяць тому +5

      @@st2ckowoww

  • @SquashyButton
    @SquashyButton Місяць тому +1419

    "Know that I'm him cause there's only one I." Holy shit what a bar.

    • @jacquesjacques-
      @jacquesjacques- Місяць тому +22

      Its just big me.

    • @lilunde19x
      @lilunde19x Місяць тому +9

      Dankton really like that

    • @Flairis
      @Flairis Місяць тому +5

      @@jacquesjacques- bro really think he kendrick ong

  • @0907GC
    @0907GC 11 днів тому +9

    There’s only two people left in Bikini Bottom who can stop Dank’s reign! Where are our two aged hero’s?! 🧜🏻‍♂️ 🦪

  • @melonkiller5315
    @melonkiller5315 Місяць тому +11

    The story keeps getting deeper and I love it

  • @mads1259
    @mads1259 Місяць тому +2198

    What i absolutely love about Glorb is he can make these characters into fucking gangsters while still being true to their personalities, the songs he writes not only are funny but genuinely very well written bars that go insanely hard, genuinely one of my fave artists atm

    • @jbone877
      @jbone877 Місяць тому +11

      💯

    • @Wayra_
      @Wayra_ Місяць тому +117

      ms puff has been in jail before. shes probably the realest one on the skreets of bikini bottom

    • @DanteKrystal
      @DanteKrystal Місяць тому +6

      I will take your comment as if it was written by the actual Marcy, and thats histerical to me.

    • @Badcaseoflovingyou55
      @Badcaseoflovingyou55 Місяць тому +17

      ​@@Wayra_danktons been To jail before too

    • @Wayra_
      @Wayra_ Місяць тому +40

      @@Badcaseoflovingyou55 but ms puff ENJOYED being in prison

  • @Flairis
    @Flairis Місяць тому +1156

    How the fuck DOES IT KEEP GETTING BETTER??? IT SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO BE THIS GOOD

    • @emgeemaster
      @emgeemaster Місяць тому +34

      seriously, with each song he actually improves its nuts, from STD to here is insane

    • @speedskid4838
      @speedskid4838 Місяць тому +26

      Glorb is a prodigy. Something of a DaVinci even. Nobody knows the true power he possesses.

    • @SomeoneElseMorphed
      @SomeoneElseMorphed Місяць тому +4

      Nah

    • @bshaw8175
      @bshaw8175 Місяць тому +4

      theory on the street is that its actually a popular rap artist doing it as a goof

    • @SomeoneElseMorphed
      @SomeoneElseMorphed Місяць тому +2

      @@bshaw8175 Imagine it's just yeat

  • @Derpylmao
    @Derpylmao 28 днів тому +22

    bro is YNG Martyr

  • @BladeArtemis
    @BladeArtemis Місяць тому +18

    This is Danktons' best song yet. Keep em coming Glorb!

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 Місяць тому +1

      Nah vengeance is still the best glorb song ever

  • @Arckua
    @Arckua Місяць тому +946

    "They thought they had us in the first half."
    THE FIRST HALF?? THIS FIGHT IS JUST STARTING.

    • @henryviiifake8244
      @henryviiifake8244 Місяць тому +51

      The Glorb Cinematic Universe is going CRAZY 😮‍💨🔥

    • @williamc2071
      @williamc2071 Місяць тому +4

      The lore going loopy

    • @OLDMANWAFFLES
      @OLDMANWAFFLES Місяць тому +1

      I’ve been here since STD, and they’ve been going back and forth for months now. Karen already died and came back.

    • @sohlew1898
      @sohlew1898 Місяць тому +1

      A bit of a British accent there

  • @zandergriggs8973
    @zandergriggs8973 Місяць тому +1496

    Casoh catching a stray is crazy 🤣

    • @Orecurried
      @Orecurried Місяць тому +121

      Hes to big to miss😭

    • @Nope-ik8wv
      @Nope-ik8wv Місяць тому +8

      @@Orecurried😂 dam

    • @randomperson5423
      @randomperson5423 Місяць тому +19

      bro is so proud of the joke he said it twice 💀💀

    • @Orecurried
      @Orecurried Місяць тому +2

      @@randomperson5423 real

    • @redmenace247
      @redmenace247 Місяць тому +2

      He caught the stray and ate it

  • @BigRaga-hb4ig
    @BigRaga-hb4ig 2 дні тому +2

    Explaining the Adele line for those who don't understand:
    Dankton says "B*tch I'm rolling in the deep," which is a reference to the song by Adele called "Rolling in the Deep." When Dankton says "B*tch I'm staying with Adele now she back online," Dankton is using a double entendre, referring to the rolling in the deep reference and by Adele he also means A Dell, as in Karen.

  • @cubiclelemur
    @cubiclelemur Місяць тому +10

    This has better production than lyrical lemonade, fuckin hell

  • @sheltiesongs7378
    @sheltiesongs7378 Місяць тому +1194

    I love this idea of Ms. Puff being a vicious car girl. I could definitely see her street racing now. 😂

    • @navyhusky2020
      @navyhusky2020 Місяць тому +30

      It fits too well lmao

    • @ownedmaxer607
      @ownedmaxer607 Місяць тому +26

      @@navyhusky2020 Her real name isn't even Puff, so the underground street personal definately fits.

    • @Eff_Average_109
      @Eff_Average_109 Місяць тому +7

      Looks like Mrs. Puff spent all the driving school funds on a BBL.

  • @frostreaper2311
    @frostreaper2311 Місяць тому +600

    Bro needs to bring in Squilliam into the universe

    • @Trg1425
      @Trg1425 Місяць тому +59

      Yep and have squilliam be on the side of dankton so it's an even match of 4v4

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 Місяць тому +18

      That would be great

    • @memescoffee3173
      @memescoffee3173 Місяць тому +8

      ​@@Trg1425 3v3 since its mainly Spongey and Squidwock that assist

    • @RCHCourierTV
      @RCHCourierTV Місяць тому +27

      @@memescoffee3173you forgot the Notorious P.A.T and Sandy.

    • @ReedanSmith
      @ReedanSmith Місяць тому +2

      And maybe larry

  • @quincygraves1041
    @quincygraves1041 Місяць тому +28

    Caseoh be catching strays because he’s hard to miss

  • @super_steven_1776
    @super_steven_1776 28 днів тому +16

    I really love the small details like "bring a couple C Notes" because 100 in roman numberals is C, and old $100 bills from the united states had the letter C on them. Just shows how much research and effort is put into this.

    • @TheOriginalKayo
      @TheOriginalKayo 15 днів тому +2

      ... thats just normal slang, no research needed to be done. Maybe youre young. We used to call them C Notes in the 90s and early 2000s lol.

  • @edenj3982
    @edenj3982 Місяць тому +745

    I didn't know Mrs. Puff was like that💀

  • @officialxverzusz
    @officialxverzusz Місяць тому +274

    Went from "Imma steal his formula" to "Lets just kill him" to "Imma outsell him"
    From thief to mob boss to CEO grindset

  • @NicolasHughie-bk7ls
    @NicolasHughie-bk7ls 11 днів тому +4

    This is probably the most underrated song you’ve made

  • @tamellDbzAnims
    @tamellDbzAnims 12 днів тому +4

    Bro has been cooking in the studio

  • @cardo688
    @cardo688 Місяць тому +980

    "Know that I'm him cause there's only one I" went crazy for no reason🔥🔥🔥

    • @psychomike2235
      @psychomike2235 Місяць тому +9

      came here looking for this comment, shit randomly went so hard

    • @theglitchcounter264
      @theglitchcounter264 Місяць тому +2

      The fact it is a doubly hard line because it is plankton saying it is amazing.

  • @YungBreezzyy
    @YungBreezzyy Місяць тому +2362

    2:10 “Told him grab the keys imma show him how I motorboat” Best line

    • @EthanAdey
      @EthanAdey Місяць тому +24

      💀

    • @freakysquirrel7218
      @freakysquirrel7218 Місяць тому +80

      Idk man "Fck a Brian Peck, I'm Nickeloading up a Deagle." is a really tough bar to beat in this song.
      Glorb is like RoboCop though, that boy don't miss 🔥

    • @insight1239
      @insight1239 Місяць тому +7

      The only line you heard

    • @oofz716
      @oofz716 Місяць тому +4

      Lie detector: EEERRRRRRRRR

    • @Real_AlmightyGMD
      @Real_AlmightyGMD Місяць тому +10

      It’s the best puff bar but not in the whole song

  • @lamechannelboring4008
    @lamechannelboring4008 Місяць тому +13

    At first I only listen to this as a joke but theses song just keep getting better especially Dankton songs.

  • @THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER
    @THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER 18 днів тому +6

    Bro even switching up the flow 🙏😮‍💨

  • @kittleo3614
    @kittleo3614 Місяць тому +734

    That Brian Peck line is absolutely insane 😭😭

    • @phillyphill30
      @phillyphill30 Місяць тому +18

      Bro, I was like he didn’t say that

    • @KodeeCo.
      @KodeeCo. Місяць тому +2

      @@phillyphill30I mean it’s true lmao

    • @samuraibear5102
      @samuraibear5102 Місяць тому

      Please explain

    • @isuliau1257
      @isuliau1257 Місяць тому

      @@samuraibear5102 Brian peck worked for nickelodeon and was a pedo, conecting with the pedo line and the nickeloading line.

    • @addmichael_
      @addmichael_ Місяць тому

      @@samuraibear5102brain peck is a convicted sex offender that worked for Nickelodeon and abused Drake Bell

  • @atrosl0th424
    @atrosl0th424 Місяць тому +1293

    Needing a Glorb concert so fucking bad rn

    • @Sandmans.
      @Sandmans. Місяць тому +79

      HELP I JUST IMAGINED THE SPONGEBOB LIVE CHARACTERS SINGING THIS LMAOOOO 💀💀💀💀😭😭

    • @Banc0
      @Banc0 Місяць тому +8

      bro I really need this so much rn too

    • @IG_ArticleParticle
      @IG_ArticleParticle Місяць тому +21

      Tom Kenny wouldnt support it but how fire would it be to have the OG cast reacting to Glorb

    • @datguy5699
      @datguy5699 29 днів тому +14

      moist just interviewed him, and he said keep your eyes peeled for one

    • @V_Hitman
      @V_Hitman 29 днів тому +2

      Fr just seen his interview

  • @footman77
    @footman77 10 днів тому +4

    "I'm him cuz there's only one I" YOOOO

  • @shaheenal-asadi
    @shaheenal-asadi Місяць тому +5

    easily the hardest artist in the industry right now, really

    • @MusicSid-lk2vz
      @MusicSid-lk2vz Місяць тому +1

      No

    • @CalledJeremy
      @CalledJeremy Місяць тому +4

      It's crazy how this anonymous SpongeBob rapper is legitimately better than most right now

    • @MusicSid-lk2vz
      @MusicSid-lk2vz Місяць тому

      @@CalledJeremy no

    • @CalledJeremy
      @CalledJeremy Місяць тому

      @@MusicSid-lk2vz yes

  • @DavidTheBaker
    @DavidTheBaker Місяць тому +928

    After the Bottom 2, I thought plankton was out for the count, but nahh. He might really solo this beef 🔥
    The puff feature was dope too

  • @LongboardManiac
    @LongboardManiac Місяць тому +400

    "Under water, under pressure, underpaid"
    GOD DAMN GLORB, can't just hit me with a verse like that

    • @mosab_awe
      @mosab_awe Місяць тому

      I dont get that line tho can you explain please

  • @Croxy115
    @Croxy115 Місяць тому +8

    I didn't expect Puff part to be that fire bro

  • @gorillapl6531
    @gorillapl6531 21 день тому +2

    I am EXTREMELY glad that i discovered you back in august, you've been dropping banger after banger.

  • @JK0G
    @JK0G Місяць тому +1029

    The fact glorb is on trending for music shows how genius bro is

    • @blacksmith3472
      @blacksmith3472 Місяць тому +4

      Pomni Is Here

    • @RealMrRobinson
      @RealMrRobinson 27 днів тому +3

      Ya i think he should release a version with no lyrics on screen so you can enjoy the video more

    • @kyros4398
      @kyros4398 11 днів тому +1

      if only martyr got the actual attention he deserves too smh

    • @RealMrRobinson
      @RealMrRobinson 11 днів тому +1

      @@kyros4398 we all know it's not martyr he's not a big enough rapper

    • @kyros4398
      @kyros4398 11 днів тому +1

      @@RealMrRobinson Same room, same goggles. The evidence ive seen looks convincing

  • @1lilj
    @1lilj Місяць тому +506

    Just want to note that while before he was fire, he still had the public brainwashed. There are no buckets this time. Bro really came back and said, "These people gonna love me chummed or not." Bro is HIM!

    • @jaythekilla8854
      @jaythekilla8854 Місяць тому +25

      None of the customers are brainwashed, but he's still using the last of his drones to build Clams Casino. We don't see them afterwards though, so he might have set them free once construction finished.

    • @baptisteramiro1918
      @baptisteramiro1918 Місяць тому

      He still had some of em brainwashed when building that Casino .

  • @Kay_Dracula
    @Kay_Dracula Місяць тому +5

    New sandy opp?

  • @johnborg305
    @johnborg305 Місяць тому +6

    "Know that I'm him, because there's only one I" went hard

    • @jaco8822
      @jaco8822 Місяць тому

      “fuck a brian peck, i’m nickeloading up a deagle” went harder

  • @skii1410
    @skii1410 Місяць тому +906

    The “vampires, miss the rage” bar is slept on

    • @hereiampercylover
      @hereiampercylover Місяць тому +5

      Was looking for this comment!!!

    • @peetburns
      @peetburns Місяць тому +9

      I don’t get it 💔

    • @jayherbogaming
      @jayherbogaming Місяць тому +38

      @@peetburnsTrippie Redd x Playboi Carti - Miss The Rage

    • @fotiacruz194
      @fotiacruz194 29 днів тому +2

      Hardddddd

    • @ToyotaCamry.
      @ToyotaCamry. 29 днів тому +12

      ⁠@@peetburnsplayboi carti made a song called vamp anthem and is featured on a song called I miss the rage so that bar is a playboi carti reference

  • @babyxabamama8216
    @babyxabamama8216 Місяць тому +874

    Dankton about to go beast mode🥶🥶

    • @WilliamWebbOfficial
      @WilliamWebbOfficial Місяць тому +14

      Dankton always be spittin 🔥

    • @Eliteheadphoneman
      @Eliteheadphoneman Місяць тому +5

      Dankton solos

    • @EzraOConnor-ui4cm
      @EzraOConnor-ui4cm Місяць тому +4

      you commented 4 hours ago on a video that came out 12 minutes ago lol

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@EzraOConnor-ui4cmIt's because you were able to comment before it came out. The video was up like 7 hours before it came out and you could leave a comment before the premier.

    • @maxborn7400
      @maxborn7400 Місяць тому +1

      they did him dirty last year. Dude lost Kare TWICE.

  • @stockmahogany
    @stockmahogany Місяць тому +9

    Glorb is Clams Casino confirmed?

    • @1234aaaaaaaaaaaa
      @1234aaaaaaaaaaaa Місяць тому +1

      Lololol

    • @cubiclelemur
      @cubiclelemur Місяць тому +1

      That would actually be a sick theory, but idk, probably just a fire reference

  • @jackmatthess
    @jackmatthess 27 днів тому +6

    YGN Martyr??

  • @manceirvin7068
    @manceirvin7068 Місяць тому +380

    “Know that I’m him cause there’s only one I” goes unnecessarily hard🔥

  • @Ponder217
    @Ponder217 Місяць тому +467

    I can’t believe a Glorb song helped me connect that the thousand-yard stare meme is Kurt Angle that I used to watch in the 2000s as a kid. I’ve had this nagging feeling he looked SO familiar but I haven’t been bothered to look it up 😂

  • @Red27373
    @Red27373 Місяць тому +6

    The fact this made #29 trending for music proves how good Glorb actually is

  • @silverplaysygo4640
    @silverplaysygo4640 День тому +3

    When are we getting Squill-i-am?

  • @sheepyCBT
    @sheepyCBT Місяць тому +720

    1:22 rhyming pedo with deagle
    💀💀💀💀💀

    • @alb.88
      @alb.88 Місяць тому +76

      Eminem finna be real quiet after this 🗣️🔥🔥‼️

    • @tyleegemsyt6925
      @tyleegemsyt6925 Місяць тому +16

      Like frl bro yet still it sounds so good like it rhymes

    • @MonstroGaming
      @MonstroGaming Місяць тому +10

      and we got it before GTA 6

    • @pisslowdariuspeaker3082
      @pisslowdariuspeaker3082 Місяць тому +32

      You can get away with things like this with enunciation. It sounds like he is saying “deag-oh” which kinda sells it.

    • @mikayla_collie
      @mikayla_collie Місяць тому +3

      great observation.

  • @waaaytoodrunkreviews5539
    @waaaytoodrunkreviews5539 Місяць тому +408

    Didn't think he could come back after getting bottomed out in The Bottom 2 but here we are, breaking out the chum bucket with this one

    • @ryanmartinez9754
      @ryanmartinez9754 Місяць тому +8

      You already know. He's surrounded by bottom feeders but Plankton always eat up top.

  • @michaelmellor3383
    @michaelmellor3383 4 дні тому +1

    nickeloading up a deagle is the hardest line in the song

  • @Mr._Maestro6969
    @Mr._Maestro6969 Місяць тому +4

    Wait, if we have puff daddy, what this this make her 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @memescoffee3173
    @memescoffee3173 Місяць тому +665

    You know Dankton getting the Puff on his side makes a lot of sense. In the newer seasons Mrs Puff is a feared gang criminal who scares of the tough guys. In the Salty Spitoon all the people there feared her and Spongebob managed to scare her and cause of that got respect from all the gangs in the Spitoon. So Dankton having the Puff on his team makes sense nobody gonna mess with him besides the Bottom Boys if the Puff on his team. If this is the case then it makes sense that The Puff is the literal Mob tie

    • @malevolentsponge
      @malevolentsponge Місяць тому +61

      I never knew this spongebob lore. Thank you.

    • @DarrellMcKrell
      @DarrellMcKrell 29 днів тому +15

      Wait, WHAT EPISODE IS THIS FROM

    • @Skeleton_Dork
      @Skeleton_Dork 28 днів тому +28

      holy shit the lore is real

    • @TheRealTerranMarine
      @TheRealTerranMarine 23 дні тому +21

      Didn't she also go to a correctional facility?

    • @MirelurkMaster
      @MirelurkMaster 21 день тому +24

      She went to prison and did grant theft auto in the show ​@@TheRealTerranMarine

  • @freakysquirrel7218
    @freakysquirrel7218 Місяць тому +597

    "I'm him 'cause there's only one I" goes as hard as "Call my Gun John D the way it fking Rock-a-fella" 🔥

    • @alexisray202
      @alexisray202 Місяць тому +1

      what song is that from??

    • @_Kirn_
      @_Kirn_ Місяць тому +4

      ​@@alexisray202 DND

    • @nowisee1000
      @nowisee1000 Місяць тому +8

      nah its close but the rock a fella was tight

    • @Creepo_J
      @Creepo_J Місяць тому

      My favorite quote of 2024

    • @williamhowells806
      @williamhowells806 Місяць тому

      Dankton be him

  • @ToonyLad
    @ToonyLad 28 днів тому +1

    i fucking LOVE the illusion where during the deagle line the "that boy" starter of the chorus makes it sound like dankton is saying the full "double eagle" (i think the guns called a desert eagle but still) unless you listen closely and tell the lines apart
    i did not think this would be the most dynamic shit ive heard but im so glad it is and im hooked, betting on a comeback from eugene
    on an unrelated note, the pitch used in songs like this, the bottom 1, and dumbbell is prolly the best fit for the drill rap style, i wouldnt mind if it was more common

  • @pedroaguiar2633
    @pedroaguiar2633 Місяць тому +3

    spotify?

  • @calebtheholyman545
    @calebtheholyman545 Місяць тому +192

    Bro is unnaturally gifted at making pop culture references

  • @phailio
    @phailio Місяць тому +321

    Puff Mama oh my lord I'm GLORBING

  • @lookatdemijipers
    @lookatdemijipers Місяць тому +4

    when the Anthony Padilla interview coming?

  • @wordy4814
    @wordy4814 10 днів тому +3

    We need a The Notourious P.A.T solo glorb

    • @Joseph18348
      @Joseph18348 9 днів тому +1

      We gettin a spongeopp and Spongeopp song hopefully soon

  • @othelloedmond7668
    @othelloedmond7668 Місяць тому +334

    Mrs Puff is giving all the Pixar moms a run for their money.

  • @ChopperNLE
    @ChopperNLE Місяць тому +4

    “They *THOUGHKTGH* They had us in the first half”
    Bro really turned British 💀

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 Місяць тому +3

      I think glorb is British. Watch the Christmas special. He uses the British versions of tons of words

  • @biocular
    @biocular 5 днів тому +1

    This channel is a blueprint for what makes the internet so amazing.

  • @ricksommer9990
    @ricksommer9990 Місяць тому +785

    Did anyone catch the double with “bring a couple C notes”???
    C Notes - Roman Numeral for 100 is C. 100 Dollar bills to the club
    C Notes for music composition… insane

    • @nessap2706
      @nessap2706 Місяць тому +130

      Also, the Bikini Bottom currency has clams on it. C notes as in clams

    • @ricksommer9990
      @ricksommer9990 Місяць тому +54

      @@nessap2706 that’s why he’s the GOAT!! Thanks missed that one too

    • @mcking9665_2
      @mcking9665_2 Місяць тому +10

      @@ricksommer9990 Sad how this comment doent have more likes i had no idea what it meant thanks bro

    • @You_work_tomorrow
      @You_work_tomorrow Місяць тому +6

      You guys just aren’t aware of the culture, this is very normal even in just regular day to day speak

    • @N0VEMBYR
      @N0VEMBYR Місяць тому +7

      @@You_work_tomorrow No one goes around saying “it costs a couple C notes” or “you owe me a C note” lmfao. But yeah I’ve heard it in rap before.

  • @BroodIMSL
    @BroodIMSL Місяць тому +141

    This is definitely one of the best songs glorb has ever made lyrically

  • @Spacebud424
    @Spacebud424 2 дні тому +1

    This song goes UNFATHOMABLY hard

  • @graysongardner6956
    @graysongardner6956 Місяць тому +4

    I cant escape glorb. I dont know why. Ive been listening to rap since i learned to walk. Something about this just gives me life.

    • @Bby.Goose03
      @Bby.Goose03 Місяць тому +2

      Glorb is on another level. I’m by FAR much more of a rock/punk/metal person but I’ve been listening to Glorb for a bit now and I cannot get enough

  • @JonNuclear
    @JonNuclear Місяць тому +378

    0:49 goes INSANE maybe the best flow so far. Dankton aint done

    • @machomandalf2893
      @machomandalf2893 Місяць тому +15

      Bro really went crazy

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 Місяць тому +3

      I love that part and the "They never had it like me, like me"

  • @rexase
    @rexase Місяць тому +175

    The production quality in these videos is getting insane

  • @Blaze-yi5bv
    @Blaze-yi5bv 4 дні тому +2

    PUFF PRODUCTIONS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @AsaSchuber-zq6zd
    @AsaSchuber-zq6zd 11 днів тому +3

    I love you YNG Martyr!!!!! I was in your top percent listeners last year, keep making more Love Sick stuff!!

  • @Travis_20098
    @Travis_20098 Місяць тому +164

    That Miss Puff reveal was more epic than Endgame's portals scene

    • @PeterHKwok
      @PeterHKwok Місяць тому +6

      I mean it really didn't need to do much because Endgame was the most contrived piece of ---- I ever witnessed in my life, but Mrs. Puff was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 Місяць тому +2

      That's a VERY low bar

  • @Chris-gv8wf
    @Chris-gv8wf Місяць тому +299

    I swear if Glorb ever wants to smoke someone irl (lyrically); I will have them in my prayers, this man never falls short of a banger

    • @xeno9744
      @xeno9744 Місяць тому +28

      i seriously do not think anyone can beat glorb in an actual rap battle😭

    • @emoo.182
      @emoo.182 Місяць тому +9

      Bro that gave me an idea, him and other spongebob rappers should have a rap battle tournament. Like Glorb vs Boi What would be awesome lmao

    • @jaco8822
      @jaco8822 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@emoo.182 mcu of spongebob rap would be insane

    • @empath3577
      @empath3577 Місяць тому +1

      Oooh I know that character in your profile pic, that's Yu from The boxer. Awesome comic.

    • @dr.inspector2403
      @dr.inspector2403 Місяць тому

      ​@@xeno9744juice wrld

  • @InkStainsandAshes
    @InkStainsandAshes 3 дні тому +1

    Puff's single better be a Kendrick level diss track on Spongeob's driving

  • @madeofglass012
    @madeofglass012 6 днів тому +4

    Whats up Martyr😏

  • @taylorpatterson8845
    @taylorpatterson8845 Місяць тому +155

    Glorb uploads: This is my favorite so far
    Glorb uploads: No, this is my favorite so far
    Glorb uploads: No, THIS is my favorite so far

    • @Bible_Camp_Vitcim
      @Bible_Camp_Vitcim Місяць тому +2

      Fr thoooo

    • @hunterkline7972
      @hunterkline7972 Місяць тому +1

      Facts it’s too hard to pick a favorite

    • @ishuikamakura272
      @ishuikamakura272 Місяць тому +3

      Mine is simple, all glorb song besides The Formula and FUN, both beats are not that good imo

  • @captainfordo3978
    @captainfordo3978 26 днів тому +3

    Well, Dankton's grand opening for the Clams Casino is fire AF!!! Karen's back online, thank god, and now we got MRS. PUFF IN THIS BITCH?!!!! On the bright side, Dankton don't need the Secret Formula anymore since he runs a casino now. The downside, Dankton's life-long beef with Mr. Swags & the Krusty Krew is still strong, so it's best he beef up security, just in case they try something. The Krusty Krew may claim to run Bikini Bottom, but they can't stop Dankton from trying to restart from scratch & make an honest living with his new Casino.
    Sidenote. Who else thinks The Krusty Krew are BLACKLISTED from Dankton's Clams Casino? after the whole Diss Track War & basically losing everything, he probably made it one of his top priorities to ban them from his new business.

  • @NotRandomGuy
    @NotRandomGuy Місяць тому +4

    Never seen so much detail in a parody

  • @RocketFlareBlitz
    @RocketFlareBlitz Місяць тому +202

    its absolutely insanity how relevant and up to date the meta within the raps are. Incorporating a certain IP and rolling with it AND making it sound dope af. unreal. glad i subbed since Larry's song.

  • @victoriouswinner7745
    @victoriouswinner7745 Місяць тому +105

    "im nickeloding up a deagle" is such a hard line