This went from Grandpa telling us about his cool scissor collection, to "hiding the evidence" as he destroys what could be evidence to some murder he's convicted of.
@@z-mkgaming7464 Tim's a serial killer whose modus operandi is to take weird or unusual things from his victims houses. We've been witnessing his collection in more ways than one!
Here I am thinking Tim is going to simply show me a bunch of silly scissors, then BAM! Tim pulls out an all blacked out, heavy duty pair of tactical scissors equipped with a military grade laser sight! I'd love to see a group of paper try to break into Tim's house...
slomo officiall.... still. its the most civil conversation ive ever seen on youtube. i love how tibdobinson is like "im so sorry to hear that. i was just kidding, but i am a troll so im gonna keep doin me" lol
3:17 recognizes that the laser is completly useless because it is attached to the scissor so i moves with it instead of pointing a fixed straight line on the paper along which u can cut.
The point is to line it up with a point of reference. So use the laser to draw a point across the paper or whatever youre cutting and then keep the laser aligned with it.
Can I just say how much I love this guy? I heard about him via that one vid of him with the fake ice cream, and ive been a fab ever since. His channel never ceases to fascinate me as he shows off his collection. And that small chuckle he always gives at the end of his videos always makes me crack a small smile. I genuinely hope this guy gets more popularity as time goes on, and i hope he makes his collection larger and larger.
2:41 I have been trying to think of where I heard this song from. Then suddenly, from the back of my mind booms *I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME. WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY. WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU. WONT YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO!*
this is why the internet is such an amazing thing. if someone had come up to me asking "would you be interested in watching a program about a man talking about different kinds of scissors?" id have said "hell no, why would anyone watch that?" but here i am thoroughly enjoying myself for reasons i cant even explain.
You have been selected. Now that you have watched one, you will watch others. Late one night, when you really should be laying yourself down to sleep, you will find yourself watching more. Tim is oddly compelling and now you are one of us. heh.
3:10 I think the laser scissors won't work cause if you think about it following the laser that points in the way the scissors are pointing it won't make a difference , so i think the best way to use is to draw a line using a pencil (pen) and then follow on it using the laser.
Tim just calmly saying "hide the evidence." While he shreds the documents is something else
Had me in stitches haha.... I can just imagine him on the average Saturday night living it large with his scissors
tim frantically shreds his illegal documents | ASMR
i looked it up sadly there were no results
Lmao
OMG I CAME TO THE COMMENT'S TO SAY THIS IS LIKE A BONUS ASMR VIDEO FROM TIM EVEN THO HE DOESN'T DO THAT KINDA THING. XD
Old spy documents
@@keys8966 lmao
The multi-bladed scissors are too powerful for ordinary mortals to wield.
But Tim is god, he can posess it.
CardZ Yes of course
Praise be Tim
That is exactly why Tim owns it as his.
@DOOM.SLAYER I mean, I know you're kind of a fucking demon slayer, but how the hell did you manage to obtain such incredibly powerful gear?
Scissors:**has a 3cm ruler**
Tim: most brilliant idea ever.
Those are pretty common here.
If Tim says it’s brilliant it is
DONT DISRESPECT TIM 👿👿👿
It's 5 cm
Superb!
6:40 Tim shreds the map of where the bodies are hidden
The map was on the back of the page. Next up is the list of names and addresses.
nah his old spy documents
Nah, its the list for the humans he stil has to kill
Not again
@@steampunkhulk5559 *dun dunn dunnnnn!*
1:53
“Whether it’s clothes, or cushion covers, or...clothes”
WAIT thats too funny
Paper: 😐
I'm dyinhg of laughter help
@@theeternal1766 yeah, "cLoThEs"
Hol up Tim doing something here
This went from Grandpa telling us about his cool scissor collection, to "hiding the evidence" as he destroys what could be evidence to some murder he's convicted of.
100th like lol
Can't be convicted if there's no evidence
@@whatsup7033 may i ask what you're talking about?
@@savagesandwich9742 581st like
666th like
Can we have a video of Tim reading a bedtime story? Asking for everyone.
Meme Man Dan lmao yessss
Lmso
Can we do a video of Dylan from chills reading kids books
Number 15: the very hungry caterpillar
Dumbskitz 89 よれ
-Im in a band
-And what do you play?
-The scissors
There's a great track by Cat Empire called "Voodoo Cowboy" and I'm almost positive they're playing a pair of scissors during the verse.
Shredding
AND YOU DO A BIT OF THIS and a bit of That
In soviet Russia scissors play you
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tim seemed to be a little too good at hiding the evidence. Perhaps he has experience...
Idk he seems to have a lot of collections maybe illegal documents too
+Austin Ashby all of them scissors were imported
😂
I sure he was just wanted really get rid of that fanfic someone sent him.
"Toy is love, Toy is life."
My favorite part was when Tim made us watch him cut up a whole piece of paper.
Plus the sound of scissors clipping is super relaxing.
Or when Tim made us watch an Euler disc spinning on a mirror.
Or when he made us watch him emptying the water from the nile.
Or when tim showed us counting every single grain of sand from the beach
"That's the first sheet done"
“Hide the evidence”
Tim what did you do?
They’ll never find the body😑
This entire channel is just an arg for a murder hiding as an antique collector.
@@z-mkgaming7464 Tim's a serial killer whose modus operandi is to take weird or unusual things from his victims houses.
We've been witnessing his collection in more ways than one!
@@planescaped Not gonna lie...kinda sounds like Atropos from Stephen King's: Insomnia
something extraordinary
Here I am thinking Tim is going to simply show me a bunch of silly scissors, then BAM! Tim pulls out an all blacked out, heavy duty pair of tactical scissors equipped with a military grade laser sight! I'd love to see a group of paper try to break into Tim's house...
Not a military grade laser sight, not even a sight, just a cheap laser
And then you've got the world enders. 6:30.
they really don't work all that well...
@@alexdurst5745 every party needs a pooper, thats why we invited you
@@alexdurst5745 r/woooosh
England: the queens death will be the most important
Me: you obviously dont know Tim
I think tim is from england
@@dibeedus4250 are you implying Tim and the queen are the same person? What an interesting idea
@@slicedegg6992 is 2021 anything can happen
@@sorrenzz3610 so it's your fault Big Phil's dead then? 😂
@@slicedegg6992 We have never seen Tim and the queen in the same room together
When Tim makes certain expressions such as "huh" "aw yes" "rather lovely" "brilliant" i become very content.
You forgot "very very clever"
"heh"
Such a british thing to say.
@@GpOg-j3v I try to match theme. Heh
extraordinary..
Who the hell dislikes tim's video? I mean how can you dislike tim?
SuperSwag1111 shut the fuck up
I saw the words “hate” and “Tim’s” in your comment and immediately got angry XD
He didn't explain how to get the scissor out
XxKiritoIII _ you don’t get them out lmao
i think u just can’t
3:05 "Tim shows off his tactical scissors that he used to secretly cut documents that could get the English crown in trouble during the cold war"
5:07
“Ooh somethings hurting it! *lovely idea* “
Tim is a master at hiding the evidence.
just like Bill Cosby
+Em Jay dude XD
Freakybananayo no one will find out
6:44 *Film of Russian Spy disposing of secret Russian missile plans during the Cold War, Colourised, 1977*
'Clothes, or cushion covers, or...clothes'
God I love Tim, and I love when he makes small mistakes like that. It adds to his innocence.
Camden Langford And then he says something to negate it like "Hide the evidence."
6:57 when the pay per view adult video bill comes in
Lolol
I hate when Tim assumes i have a chair leg in house.
at least he didn't assume your gender
Nigel lol
*Nile
VKGaming - Киригин Видео Игры Nile water, Nile water
VK I'm dying
that document was actually a paper that details his time with mi6 and the 00 program
They called him 00heh
+5carecrow94 deadliest agent ever to serve the Queen's secret service
+5carecrow94 in tears
Tim would make the perfect Q
+tdc1991x that my friend is the biggest understatement ever said on UA-cam.
Multi-bladed scissors: *is used for cutting herbs*
Tim: it's a handheld paper shredder
Exactly
Can't it be both?
xD I was just thinking this. He gets the intended use for things wrong quite often, but he's still fun to listen to
Well, he was having fun "hide the evidence". Why do you want to spoil it? 😆
@@hamydunn9183 im not spoiling it, im just saying
I swear this is the sweetest man I've ever seen
he was released out of prison and a few years ago he was arrested for fraud
Pete yes and then he cut there skin off and wore it as a costume, daddy
+AJFRAGS "I'm always using scissors to cut things to size, whether that be human skin, cushion covers or human skin..."
Pete same sometimes i use them to cut up the bodies
ajfrags "hide the evidence"
Just think about it. Someone other than Tim were to talk about scissors on UA-cam, would they have gotten 1 million views? *Heh*
Fahrettin Perçin no
2,6 million views now. Dunno how I ended up here but I'm hooked lol
Didn't knew there was turkish people out there watching Tim as well
7:14 When i wrote something nasty on a piece of paper as a kid in my classroom.
I just love his enthusiasm. It's so relaxing.
“that's nice“
HAHA I love how I was just happy to sit and watch a video about different types of Scissors... I need to go to bed
tibdobtheglob exactly
Roly what are you may I ask?
TIBdOB THEgLOB well this backlashed 😂😂
Roly
slomo officiall.... still. its the most civil conversation ive ever seen on youtube. i love how tibdobinson is like "im so sorry to hear that. i was just kidding, but i am a troll so im gonna keep doin me" lol
This isn't what I expected when I searched for "scissoring" on Google.
Hol' up
Oof
LMFAO
But it's what you wanted
I mean.... It turned me on :/
need a 10 hour loop of tim cutting paper
Wigh hardcore music in the background!
+Antti R I learned about ASMR today and immediately thought: I wonder if people use Tim's videos for that. And here you are.
no joke i just made that fucking comment. Great minds think alike ;D
why do i get notifications from this comment? www2.pic-upload.de/img/30943587/grand-rage-full.jpg
ASMR
6:10 lost his words there xD
Lol, I usually miss stuff like that. That's funny. XD
People in comments: Tim is shredding the evidence
Tim: hide the evidence
Me: BE CAREFUL TIM DONT CUT YOURSELF
Lol
3:17 recognizes that the laser is completly useless because it is attached to the scissor so i moves with it instead of pointing a fixed straight line on the paper along which u can cut.
exactly what I was thinking
The idea is to use it like a sight- if you want to cut straight towards a set point, the laser will show if you've deviated
You could cut out a circle and the laser would show you that you cut a straight line.
Pastapon cool actually, YOU my friend don’t understand
The point is to line it up with a point of reference. So use the laser to draw a point across the paper or whatever youre cutting and then keep the laser aligned with it.
"That's the first sheet done.. Heh!"
Savage.
My favorite are his "Very clever!"s
+Andy Moran mine is "what do
You think?"
Or: "Nice idea that!"
or "what a brilliant idea!"s
Didn’t know I needed a laser sight attachment for my scissors but now I see that it is essential to my scissor experience
This video is certainly a cut above the rest.
badum tish
bad bum fishhh
cut it out dude
Laryn Skinner No need to get snippy!
+RPKVids 😂👌
Can I just say how much I love this guy? I heard about him via that one vid of him with the fake ice cream, and ive been a fab ever since. His channel never ceases to fascinate me as he shows off his collection. And that small chuckle he always gives at the end of his videos always makes me crack a small smile. I genuinely hope this guy gets more popularity as time goes on, and i hope he makes his collection larger and larger.
Tim: hide the evidence
FBI: *NANI*
MI5***
@@besnick he goes to the US frequently enough to get their attention
2:41 I have been trying to think of where I heard this song from. Then suddenly, from the back of my mind booms
*I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME. WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY. WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU. WONT YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO!*
NONONONONONONONO
Or my favorite version
.
.
I hate you, you hate me, let's tie barney to a tree, shoot him with a 44, no more purple dinosaur
:3
@@bing_septic_the_noodle_41 cmon wasnt that bad
@@plotsky_ personally I ain't got nothing against barney, he's just terrifying lol
Holy carp yeah
Am I the only one that thought he was going to cut his hand at the end. He was like wolverine with those things.
He was borderline berserk- "Heh, heh, heh, HEH!!!!!!!!"
Snikt, "heh!"
wolverine wishes he was this guy..
7:38 *cuts clip*
So where’d you guys put my birth certificate?
I'm an American and this show makes me distinctly feel like I'm interacting with my grandfather.
The director missed out on a chance to shout "Cut!" at the end of the video.
7:30 *Teacher: cut this neatly into your book* me:
I really just watched a man cut a piece of paper with scissors.
"Very often it's clothes or cushion covers or clothes..."
1:50, haha!
well i mean what else is there in life
Blood-covered clothes, evidence, bloody cushions, or clothes...multi-bladed scissors heh
Tim:*gets fascinated by a pair of scissors”
Me:I love u man
4:30 'I love some of the shit they come up with' lol
Shapes...
Omg XDDDDD
two very nice animal shits here
my brain feels really weird...but good...and sleepy...
just baiting asmr peeps :^)
Corbin it’s ASMR
Same way I discovered ASMR. Good stuff.
Ono sEe A dOcToR
This is such a wholesome channel and i love it
What is the difference between scissors and shears?
Shears are scissors that are 6 inches larger ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).......right?
Larry Bundy Jr omg you watch him too!?
Well, from what i learned in home economics, shears are for cutting fabric, and scissors are for anything else.
shears are serrated
I think scissors are smaller and have those things that you put your fingers through, whilst shears are larger and don't have finger-holes
I just watched a man cut paper.
I fucking love you Tim.
Laser scissors clearly wasn’t very well thought out though
Tim, why are you hiding evidence? What have you done this time?
+mipmipmipmipmip water of the Nile
afterclash you normie
this is why the internet is such an amazing thing. if someone had come up to me asking "would you be interested in watching a program about a man talking about different kinds of scissors?" id have said "hell no, why would anyone watch that?" but here i am thoroughly enjoying myself for reasons i cant even explain.
0:11 I love this man
Ryan's toy review in 70 years
Nima Nowbakht Ghalati but actually good .
This is the nicest comment section on youtube.
With a "nicest" person in the video. Kinda telling.
Check out Tim's got a wobbly and the leather video, and your opinion will change.
FUCK YOU
Are you talking to me?
Coolbloxxie sniffle
He's so calming to listen to.
I almost fell asleep because that's how calm and safe his talking makes me feel.
6:58 Tim destroys the papers that say where he hid the body
why is this in my recommended tab..... liked.
I don't know.
It's also in mine.
Mine to lol
i love this guy so much
It's really educational... It was also in my recommended tab for some reason...
3:10 next they're gonna add a 12x scope to these things
How was this in my reccomended feed and why did i watch the whole thing?!?!
exactly... SMH 😕
Tell me about it
same.. i thought this was gonna be a magic trick going off of the name of the channel
Hahaha same here😦
You have been selected. Now that you have watched one, you will watch others. Late one night, when you really should be laying yourself down to sleep, you will find yourself watching more. Tim is oddly compelling and now you are one of us. heh.
I have one of those multi-bladed scissors for cutting up herbs used in cooking.
Yeah, I'm in France and you find them in the cooking section
That somehow seems a much more practical use for those Edwardscissorhandian monstrosities.
Yeah your hiding the evidence HERBS for cooking hmm... prob more like smoking :P
Man I wish I found happiness in simple objects like Tim does. He certainly has a good life
"Take my fist away and you'll see it's a scissors."
this seems like an ASMR video in disguise
Oh yes I want my scissors to be writhing in pain when I use them.
when someone leaks the schematics to your Nile water jug 6:59
He will take the secret to his grave
Water from the Nile
Water Nile
+Soy Waz Wile Nater.
+Biscuit Cat Productions WILE NATER
What?
***** nater trom fhe wile.
I feel like tim is the quiet kid in class who randomly pulls out a collection of knifes, pistols and weapons.
Well, Tim pulls out a collection of toys, scissors, and other miscellaneous gadgets.
He pulls out a colection of fun japanese sink drains and strainers
7:03 Nazi officer destroys documents of mega weapon (1945 colorized)
Tim would be an amazing Q from James Bond.
I would love a gentle, soft-spoken Q. Imagine Tim pulling out a pen which he uses to blow up a warehouse. "Extraordinary..."
I remember watching his channel for hours on end when I was bored or to get away from my anxiety, his voice is soothing and helps me so much
i got an ASMR from this vid
Ikr
Mostly from the last one
Cut it out, Tim.
Watch a man hack away at a piece of paper for a whole minute!
Best minute ever
I just watched a man talk about scissors for roughly over seven minutes. What am I doing with my life?
3:05 tim got the tactical scissors
actually how do they get scissors into a bottle?
Nerky cut the bottle, then fuse it back together
oh ty
Davebill Davebill nah
heh
Nah, you open the pair of scissors fully and put them in sideways. Well that's my guess but it's a lot simpler and more likely
2:48 when it’s this old man came rolling home but you think it’s about to play Dixie
3:10 I think the laser scissors won't work cause if you think about it following the laser that points in the way the scissors are pointing it won't make a difference , so i think the best way to use is to draw a line using a pencil (pen) and then follow on it using the laser.
Why the hell do I find my self watching such simple stuff such as this. Out of all of the things I could be doing with my life I choose this.
When you fully upgrade your starter weapon
L a s e r s c i s s o r s
I have never wanted so many random pairs of scissors before
"Hide the evidence."
tears
he could've just used a shredder
+피모 but that's not entertaining
Tim shredding his KGB papers :D
Loved how Tim moved his mouth like scissors when he was cutting paper....
.....so cute xxx
And this kids... is what we call 'ASMR'
Oh my gosh! Those ambidextrous scissors are great!!
Yes. Tim can cut anything. Like *bal-*
I mean *paper*
I was watching this last night... and I legit fell asleep 😂
asmr
Vertical Gamer same
he hypnotizes u with his calmness. i wish i was as relaxed as him
Vertical Gamer how could you
Asmr its not boring its relaxing
the multiple blade one is also handy to cut herbs.
Everybody gangsta till the scissors get laser sights
Those shredding scissors are also used for cutting fresh herbs
"hide the evidence"
-Tim
Plot twist: The scissors are named Tim, multitudes of Tims
finally, a video longer than 5 minutes.
One more video shorter than 5 minutes and I think I would've caught Lynks Disease.
+SkitteringCow I'm way past that.
You can never get past Lynks Disease
Boomy is fastest cat
I admit, it's a bit of a long cut.
1:20 when he turned the scissors around I died went to heaven and came back! I am shocked