@@toseeupload8855I question the scientific intricasies of such a claim. Where's the Dr osborn articles? No? The video? Ha! Are you seriously kidding me right now? Impossible.
For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait. This is a white men to pinky brothel sir!
For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait. This is a white men to pinky brot Hel sir!
-"Doctor Osborn please! The dildo enhancer isn't ready yet! We can't do this! NORMAN GAY-SBORN: "Dont be a cow! Being g4y is a part of laboratory science"
"Hoffman! What are we gonna call this guy?" "Doctor Pu$$*" "Cr@p" "Doctor A$$" "Cr@p" "Doctor C0€k?" "That's pretty good......but it's taken.....by ur girlfriend." "Wait wait wait, i got it: Doctor Dock" "I like it" "Of course u do, ur g4y" "New villain in town: Doc Dock" "Genius" "What're u lookin for, a raise? Get Out!"
The whole dialogue with Harry got me rolling🤣 and "friendzoning me?" part makes me think that Harry's taking a role of MJ in gay-Peter's life. Poor Peter😂
Not really...? Sure, gay couples exist in the game (In a side mission lol) but they aren't turning Peter gay or anything. It could actually be considered an issue if they changed Peter's character just to make him gay, but otherwise, can't really say "It"S wOkE!1!!!!!"
@@Mike223istaken They made Peter a push over in the game. The games ending was also terrible. Venom suit was disappointing as well. Miles powers were super OP too. On max difficulty with Miles I could run into a room of enemies, press the radius explosion power and the room would be cleared instantly. I don't hate Miles. I just find his bio electricity powers to be weird. The fact he has more variety of attacks and powers than Peter isn't really fair in the overall Spiderman IP. I think Miles would've been better if his attacked toxified people or altered their minds to make them run away scared or beat each other up. Both Miles and Peter were very whiny. I get Miles is a teen with anxiety but they both acted too timid when it came to their problems in the game. In the first game Peter went head on. Miles did the same in his game. In 2 its like their personalities changed and they both fought like beginners by being thrown around while the city was being destroyed massively. In the first game Peter tried to contain the bad guys to a low populated area. In 2 they basically dragged the entire fights through the streets and hurt a lot of people.
@@marcfilms999 None of that even relates to the main point the conversation was about of "ThE gAmE iS wOkE" which WOULD be true if they changed Peter to be gay when he's never been gay.
@@Mike223istaken I agree. It did have some woke elements but the entire game wasn't woke. MJ was a self insert intern dev though. ALso made more missions which no one liked from the first game. She only trained for a year under silver sable yet can clear entire areas of Hunters. SHe fights like black widow and outdid everyone until Kraven showed up. They also made her a journalist rather than a model. Aside from her the main story wasn't woke. just disappointing. I also don't think if something is gay that its woke. Its only woke if its forced or massive changes to the characters and story happens. MJ was the most woke part but other than that. The game was painfully average. I may be conservative but I don't jump to "Everything I don't like is woke" point a lot go for.
Its crazy how its always redheads specifically they get replaced or swapped out. Its like modern media hates them lol. I find red hair to be very beautiful. Sadly the red hair gene seems to be slowly going extinct.
@@sap9255 Then they can make their own movies and stop making remakes and sequels and replacing characters with people of other races, genders and sexualities. Like they did in the past. Red heads are specifically replaced in these.
“The real crime would be not to finish off my homies” is he going to finish off Spiderman that way too? Edit: Wow, a heart from the human spider? I’m even more excited for Spider-Man 3 but it’s woke
Part 3 here: ua-cam.com/video/r3bY0u2VUJc/v-deo.html
You are making genius work here
My ass is exhausted 😞
JESUS
THIS IS WRITTEN IN THE HOLY QURAN
Я люблю тебя
Doc ock ❌
Doc C_ock ✅
docock
Do cOck
@@Flappy_Birdz Doc Cock: "the power of breed. In the palm of my hand"
Bully Woke-Guire: "oh boy yeaaaaah"
Do cOck
Do C_ock ✅
Respect to Doc Ock for developing " no homo chip " 🗿
😐
😂
Finally a cure to this disease
Hahaha 🤣🥴😂😂
@@dhanurs8085 An emissioned glimpse of light amidst the deep dark apocalypse.
You finished off my dad!
He finished himself off, Harry!
HE WAS TRYING TO FINISH ME OFF HE FINISHED HIMSELF
Harry, you're a gay wizard
Oh, sorry. Wrong movie lol
The "no homo chip" killed me 😂
bro thought ahead
I cant stop laughing and im still in my office. 😂
Fr LMAOOO
"That's right... the real crime would be not to finish off my homies"
If Spider Man 2 was released in June of 2024
what about Disney Queer coded villains of 20th century?
Absolute cinema.
No. Because this movie is actually good.
@@Vilgax00 So its indeed not released in june 2024 then.
@@Levas-29 There have been plenty of good movies about gay relationships before 2024 y'know?
Gay ock: "The power of 19inch in the palm of my hand"
😂
19 inches of Venom
Oh boy yeah
*c
@@sanchezs7614 r/whoosh
“The real crime is not finishing my homies up”
Tobey Maguire got bit by a gay spider
See me, it was a gay goat
"Ah Rosie I love this boy"
That's crazy
This sums up everything
😂
Rosie: "As a student right?
Doc ock: "....."
Rosie: "RIGHT?!"
Rosie : You can't do this to me
"The real crime would be not to finish off my homies" best villian arc ever
I can't take it as not he killing them off
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dying. 😂😂😂😂😂
"Suk dik? No no no Im not gay" lmafo😂
i lost 😂😂😂
I'm with you from the afterlife cuz I passed on after that 😂
Hearing voices...ah?! No homo chip?! *music swells like a dik*
The No-Homo Chip Line took me RIGHT OUT
😂😂😂
"That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?"
"Why, yes. Thank you"
i was waiting for this line but it never CAME lol
give it you*
"I got you for three minutes. Three minutes of... GAY TIME."
@@ProPandaPlays That's because it's in the first film, this video is on the second.
40,000 years of human evolution and we've barely tapped the vastness of gay potential
A fascinating phenomenon that shocks the stars and cosmos alike, including everyone's gender studies class!
Fascinating, your two mothers must be proud
@@royalroyal2210Your politically correct brothers and non binary sisters aswell.
@@Levas-29 how right you are.. Dont you know how much they sacrificed?!!!
@@royalroyal2210 Oh I will. After I'm done with them.
“No matter how many pp I touch I will never be gay” had me 💀 😂
Still the modern mainstream movies are gayer than this
Ya know, im something of a homosexual myself.
How’d that get in there
Impressive, your parents must be very proud.
I AM the guy who proud of my parents
Im black and homosexual transgender muslim myself!
Disney Queer coded villains
"The no homo chip." hilarious !
Brilliant!
I love how he states as fact he isn’t gay but then says the lady is right and that’s why he already developed the no homo chips 😂
I keep watching this because every time he mentions the no homo chip I can't stop laughing
"I should have known Osborn didn't have the spine to finish you"
"How right you are"
"My ass is exhausted"💀
lmao
From the pounding
@@ransomsdpPounding is not a major at this university
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
@@Darth_Niki4 Peter did it to get good grades. Like every lazy person.
Noo way Dr Oct devloped those hands to touch PP 💀💀💀
So stunning and brave enigmatic.
Without being gay
"Jack off his 4 homie is not a privilege, it's a gift. He using 4 robotic giant arms for the good of his homie and himself"
His homie: "Stop touching my PP, man! You're getting on my nerves"
Doc ock: "I have a knack for that"
@@toseeupload8855I question the scientific intricasies of such a claim. Where's the Dr osborn articles? No? The video? Ha! Are you seriously kidding me right now? Impossible.
0:58 Missed opportunity to put "Oh boy yeah"
you gae or whut lol
1:19 That’s too good of a line
*My ass is exhausted
Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem
😂😂
Not gay enough.
lol
"What does it matter to you anyway!?"
@@milk9817So now you're friendzoning me?
@@milk9817 Everything!
Not even that, there's no complaints about the mysoginistic and oppressive patriarchy! Where's our representation??!!
Spiderman 2 if it was released by Netflix
Harry : I'm scared
Also harry : so now you're friend zoning me 💀😭🤚
"You are an amazing creature Gay-Man" 😂😂
@@rga8895 "you and I are not so different"
@@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogamesI’m not like you, you’re homophobic
You put your pp into Pinky.
I put my pp into Stinky.
We're not the same.
"You're in a maze, Spider Man."
"I'm not."
"You are. You're mom gay, Spider Man."
"No, you."
"Your breath smells like my crotch" got me dying 🤣💀
"What are you talking about? It's not white you oxymoron!" Sir, this is a white men to pinky brothel. I must contact your adviser.
For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait. This is a white men to pinky brothel sir!
For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait. This is a white men to pinky brot Hel sir!
@@YTrpgvids For more information, your crotch is indeed not white, why are you still insisting that I research further? Wait.
i lost my shīt at "no homo chip"
That doc ock gay shit was honestly funny as fuck 😂😂😂
"The power of balls.... in the palm of my hand"
The pair
Parker, get me gay pictures or you’re fired!
It'd be even more funny if Peter just took a picture of him and gave it to him
Peter, you're faf!
*BULLY MAGAYRE:* _That's a cute outfit..._
_...Did your husband give it to you !?_
*HIGH GAY HARRY:* _...Yes you did, Peter !_
“No homo chip” is wild bro 💀
Planning isn't a major, mewing isn't a major, grinding isn't a major. Will Parker ever find a major at this university?
Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem.
@@SBalajii Is that a major problem?
Shouldn’t it be “Spider-Individual”?
Spider-Gay (Alex Jones rant incoming)
Spider-entity
Spider-They/Them
@@amadeusagripino6862 Spider Ma'am
@@Rollerbear712I don’t want them putting chemicals in the air that turns the friggin spiders gay!!!!!
That Doc ock scene got me though😂
When the entire Spider-Raimi trilogy releases in June 2024, promoted by woke media
Out of the closet, am I?
-"Doctor Osborn please! The dildo enhancer isn't ready yet! We can't do this!
NORMAN GAY-SBORN: "Dont be a cow! Being g4y is a part of laboratory science"
"You're out Norman"
"No, I'm in"
Bro got gay tentacles talking to him.
“The real crime would be to not finish off my homies” had me dead.
0:02 Oh my GOOOODDD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I might”
“Oh” 💀
Missed opportunity: J Jonah Jameson thinking names to call Doc Ock
Literally just add a C at the start of his name
Jonah: "What do we gonna call this guy??"
Hoffman: "Doctor Pu$$y?"
Jonah: "Ehh that's crap"
Hoffman: "Doctor A_$$?"
Jonah: "Crap!"
Hoffman: "Doctor C_0ck?"
Jonah: "That's pretty good.......but it's taken...by ur girlfriend."
Jonah: "wait wait wait, i got it, Doctor C_0ck"
Hoffman: "I like it"
Jonah: "Of course you do, ur g4y".
Well Doc C0ck would be easy. Doc Dock may be somewhat less overused.
"Hoffman! What are we gonna call this guy?"
"Doctor Pu$$*"
"Cr@p"
"Doctor A$$"
"Cr@p"
"Doctor C0€k?"
"That's pretty good......but it's taken.....by ur girlfriend."
"Wait wait wait, i got it: Doctor Dock"
"I like it"
"Of course u do, ur g4y"
"New villain in town: Doc Dock"
"Genius"
"What're u lookin for, a raise? Get Out!"
You mean Doc Cock?
Broke Back Spider.
1:00😂 im dying
Not woke enough for today's standards ... there's no black women in like 99% of scenes
That's true, this film was racist. We need to remake it and make doc oc black and spiderman indian. And Jameson has to be a trannie.
That's what I said. And Peter should be black by now. But the most important thing is to throw in a few ugly transitioned people.
Excuse Me? A black/asian/samoan non binary trans fairy woman
I didn't see one Asian or Indian person wedged into it to make absolutely no sense either 🤔
with ai we can one day see this version of spiderman, i mean gayman
The intro is crazy 💀
bruh the 1st vid was funny, but this one rly made me lose my shīt😅
the outro was just as crazy tho 😂
"The real crime would be not to finish off my homies"... 😂
I think my eyes became waterfalls after laughing so hard at the No Homo chip!
“The homies can’t say no to me”
Green gobbling
You made it much closer to insomniacs spider man 2 game 😂
What are you talking about
@@BigSmoke-ew5td he's talking about how THS made this video very similar to insomniacs spider man 2 game
doc ock: "you are getting on my ass"
spidey: " i have a knack for that" 💀
The whole dialogue with Harry got me rolling🤣 and "friendzoning me?" part makes me think that Harry's taking a role of MJ in gay-Peter's life. Poor Peter😂
Spider-Man 2 if it was written by the Boys writers
So true
Or Disney writer
Uh oh, looks like someone got offended by the recent season.
Yeah have you seen it😂😂 almost every guy is fucking another guy!
@@SweatEagle offended =/= dislike
1:12 LMAO I thought Harry said he was afraid. He’s sneaking an agenda there. 😂
"Its so quiet. Those homies, in my bed... id almost forgotten...."
2021
"I'm scared "
"Scared that one night you will sneak into my bed"
Damn thats the worst nightmares...u know for straight person
You'll never run out of content, as far as I'm concerned.
oh my gosh 😂 "The real crime would be to not finish off my homies"
I would genuinely watch a whole movie of this XD
Spiderman 4 netflix edition
For Spider-Man 3 but it's woke, the Human Spider should make the symbiote turn Peter transgender when bonded to him
Yes
I would prefer make him black but sure
Spider-Ma'am
MAKE IT PINK. PINK SYMBIOTE ROCKS!
Use the voice pitch thing that was done in one of the older videos lol The symbiote would be a metaphor for hormone therapy instead of drug addiction
"You know, I'm something of a bottom myself."
Hold up y'all. Doc may be onto something with that brain chip.
New Netflix series looks wild
"Deez smart arms" 😂
The multiverse is a concept about which we know frighteningly little
“It’s not gay if it’s with the homies”
That chip is a placebo my boy
Imagine NOT finishing off the homies... 😂😂😂😂😂
Starring Dr. C-ocktopus and Green Gobbling. 😂
Bro that harry pete interaction 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alt title:If Disney produced the Spider Man 2 🤣
This is WAY funnier than part 1, it's unreal lol
Its actually really impressive how the dialogue switches in and out of the real lines. Makes it sync up so well. Very creative!
Doctor cocktopus 🌚
Spider man 2 insomniac edition
Not really...? Sure, gay couples exist in the game (In a side mission lol) but they aren't turning Peter gay or anything. It could actually be considered an issue if they changed Peter's character just to make him gay, but otherwise, can't really say "It"S wOkE!1!!!!!"
I don’t get what you’re saying dawg
@@Mike223istaken They made Peter a push over in the game. The games ending was also terrible. Venom suit was disappointing as well. Miles powers were super OP too. On max difficulty with Miles I could run into a room of enemies, press the radius explosion power and the room would be cleared instantly. I don't hate Miles. I just find his bio electricity powers to be weird. The fact he has more variety of attacks and powers than Peter isn't really fair in the overall Spiderman IP. I think Miles would've been better if his attacked toxified people or altered their minds to make them run away scared or beat each other up.
Both Miles and Peter were very whiny. I get Miles is a teen with anxiety but they both acted too timid when it came to their problems in the game. In the first game Peter went head on. Miles did the same in his game. In 2 its like their personalities changed and they both fought like beginners by being thrown around while the city was being destroyed massively. In the first game Peter tried to contain the bad guys to a low populated area. In 2 they basically dragged the entire fights through the streets and hurt a lot of people.
@@marcfilms999 None of that even relates to the main point the conversation was about of "ThE gAmE iS wOkE" which WOULD be true if they changed Peter to be gay when he's never been gay.
@@Mike223istaken I agree. It did have some woke elements but the entire game wasn't woke. MJ was a self insert intern dev though. ALso made more missions which no one liked from the first game. She only trained for a year under silver sable yet can clear entire areas of Hunters. SHe fights like black widow and outdid everyone until Kraven showed up. They also made her a journalist rather than a model. Aside from her the main story wasn't woke. just disappointing.
I also don't think if something is gay that its woke. Its only woke if its forced or massive changes to the characters and story happens. MJ was the most woke part but other than that. The game was painfully average. I may be conservative but I don't jump to "Everything I don't like is woke" point a lot go for.
Pete: remember 19inch Di|_do you stole?
Sandman: what does it even mean to you?
Pete: EVERYTHING!
SM: Stings doesn't it
GG: Oh you can't do this to my ass
SM: Gonna cry?
GG: Stinks doesn't it
1:07 "i missed the part where that's my problem"
Well we officially have a Gay man 2 but it’s on PS5 as a game
You mean Spider-Man 2(Insomniac)?
@@GamingNationShm yep
Wait what? Spiderman is gay? Or another character is?
@@467076 I think 2 side-characters(side-mission) were gay.
The hell are you talking about
We got gay-man 2 before gta 6
dude i can't im actually crying 😂the doc ock scene was beyond S TEIR 😂
Mary Jane should be black. bcz no redhead characters nowadays 😂
Its crazy how its always redheads specifically they get replaced or swapped out. Its like modern media hates them lol. I find red hair to be very beautiful. Sadly the red hair gene seems to be slowly going extinct.
What about Mary Jane? She's a redhead...
@marcfilms999 there's literally thousands of forms of media for you to see redheads bro, other people are just becoming normalized
@@sap9255 she’s not a red head in any of the modern marvel mobies
@@sap9255 Then they can make their own movies and stop making remakes and sequels and replacing characters with people of other races, genders and sexualities. Like they did in the past. Red heads are specifically replaced in these.
A better love story than twilight.
You have to finish off the homies. Much respect. 👍
0:28 on the floor pissing myself here
“But lube is a major at this university”
0:58
“Would you still love me if I was a worm?” Vibes
Human spider, if you’re the one who’s controlling pins as you suggest
Wouldn’t pinning your homies make you gay?
Human spider: How right you are
‘Why don’t you put some broccoli in there.’
Please never stop doing these 😂
"Llegaste Justo Peter, Para Soplar La Vela? SOPLAME LA VELA! AAAAAAAaaaaaah!
This has to be one of your best works yet
“The real crime would be not to finish off my homies” is he going to finish off Spiderman that way too?
Edit: Wow, a heart from the human spider? I’m even more excited for Spider-Man 3 but it’s woke
When you edit your comments you lose the heart💀
@@The_child-catcher I guess so unfortunately. Lowkey sad at that
Holy shit human spider reheart-ed the comment after I lost the heart.
@@Dreaming_Stray you new to yt?
I legitimately laughed out loud at no homo chip
This was fucking hilarious. Go woke. Go broke. Definitely isn't a family movie anymore, that's for sure.😅