Me: "alright Mr. Spider" The Human Spider: "That's crap. Robbie, here's your comment one." The Human Spider: "I'll give you a heart for it." Me: "A pin" The Human Spider: "That's outrageous! Done."
peter could say Jameson is spiderman and he would go to jail for stealing all that money, be carefull when you go to the police, the result can be quite unexpected sometimes...
If Peter Parker went around asking every resident of New York City for money, and each person gave him at least a dollar, then he would be a multi-millionaire.
3:09 Dollar- Man: I'm really sorry Mr. Ditkovich you know all I got is this twenty for the rest of the week Mr. Ditkovich: *AHHHHH!* Dollar-Man: I need that money! Mr. Ditkovich: *AHHHHH!*
We should all thank this guy at 0:58 who refused to pay Peter to give him his 300 dollars for creating the great personalities we today know as the " guy who missed the part where it was his problem" and the "money man".
3:25 It makes perfect sense if you know L'Hopital rule it firstly invented by Bernoulli later on Bernoulli sold his formula to L'Hopital because he wants that money
2:16 “Are you in? Or are you out?” “Out, Gobbie. Out of money.” Oh yeah, got one more: *Mr Ditkovitch grabs Peter’s money when he presents it to him* “Take your hand off my money.”
"I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this cash!" ~Bully Maguire probably Edit: I was close to the actual line in the video, I thought I was original, but The Human Spider beat me to it.
You mean that one knockoff character of the Amazing Bulk who loved collecting Fruit Loop colored kidney stones in attempt to equilibrize conscious biomacromolecular machines? Tldr: Money
Me: "alright Mr. Spider"
The Human Spider: "That's crap. Robbie, here's your comment one."
The Human Spider: "I'll give you a heart for it."
Me: "A pin"
The Human Spider: "That's outrageous! Done."
Ms Brandt give this man a PIN, the Human Spider the MONEY and throw in a bar of SOAP
"How's the pin?"
You: "So good"
@Darth Grievous Uhh... I made it
I know what the pin feels like, feels good, the power everything, but you'll lose yourself
This man stole my pin and his still out there
Peter's such a kind person. He didn't ask Harry for money at his father's funeral.
I literally spit my water when I saw this comment lmao
I missed the part where that's my problem
I need that money
this comment is hilarious 😂🤣
He has manners
“With great money comes great financial stability..”
Lmfao allegedly
"Day by day I need that money" one of the most famous and beautiful poems of history
Life in a nutshell
Its one of the greatest lines ever written
Lmfaooooo
Truly one of the poems of all time
😂
4:45 I love how Peter invites MJ to an expensive, fancy restaurant just to ask if he could borrow $100.
It's easier that way :)
Peter Parker Logic
He?
He probably had her pay for the dinner and picked out the most expensive shit he could, that'd be a believable move in league with his character
Language nitpick: He borrows. She lends.
Mad respect to Aunt may for opening the door 3 times and saying the same line.Such a natural acting
Aunt of all time
@Hate Speech Your mom's room door
Not to mention she was wearing the same exact clothes and the same hairstyle each time.
Ohhh Peter…. Ohhhhh
@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast She definitely needs that money
"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will need money. This is my curse." - Me too, Parker, me too.
As a wise man once said: *I NEED THAT MONEY!*
With great money, comes great big booty bitches
@Not RickroII 🅥 two bots fighting each other lol
@@jettfighterii8050 14,000,605 years of evolution & we've barely even understood the spamming level of these bots
@@pulkitgupta5749 lol
I missed the part that's my problem
Harry: spiderman has to pay
Peter: I wonder how much I've to pay
😂😂
193 likes no comment? let me fix that "joke"
@@peterkukuc8217shut up bot
I died there 😂🤑🤑
Peter : But Harry , Spider-Man’s broke
😂😂😂
Gotta love how happy Aunt May gets everytime Peter gets the money
Also when he confessed to murder lol
@@ClaustroPasta He said that Flint Marco was killed the night before, so he didn't really confess to murder
@@danielsanchezgomez882 True. Spiderman killed him
Except when he takes her money
@@mattipontinen8696 Yeah I know
I've never seen Peter's grandma this happy until he got that money
Grandma?
@Vishal-gg9dq That's Aunt May 😕
Aunt
Like roommates living in a trailer park 😂😂😂
Ditkovic is really helping Peter here. Such a heartfelt moment.
He's gonna make Peter his son-in-law
He is a good man
relationship goals
Hes my favorite character
@@phantomgamer4463 he’s good money
I love how whenever he threatens people with a gun, they don't act intimidated, they just go with the flow.
“I wonder how much I’ll have to pay?” I died
Yea it was hilarious 😂
😂
Best moment of the video🤣🤣🤣
Soooo funnnnnnnnyyyyyyy
XD
"If you need the shots I'll take the staff job. Double the money."
Underappreciated line
"With great power comes great Money" - Bully Maguire
That’s us?🤨🤨
@@bullymaguire921 Oh boy Yeah😌
@ᗩᗪᗪY M. no please Don’t say that😢
Rent ?
@@bullymaguire921 I missed the part where that’s my problem.
4:20 jameson shocked
His face changed so fast😂
“Day by Day, I need that money” one of the most impactful poems ever from the Money Man
Im just pissed she didn't let him finish... we got robbed! I NEED THAT POEM!
Day by day-
Don't start..
6:38 we all said it! I NEED THAT MONEY. Classic, this doesn't get old
The Dollar-Man is the strongest version of Bully Maguire yet, to make Mr Ditkovich to give him his money back.
Even the where-is-my-rent-man gave up to dollar-man
2:40 Peter's expression said it all
😂😂
As I said earlier, Sam Raimi didn't realize what a timeless masterpiece he was developing 23yrs ago.
Still he needed that money 😆
21 years ago
@@DunkYTP Maybe he started 2 years earlier, but I don't know. I know the movie was released in 2002.
Holy cow I just realized it was that long ago!!!
The Guy literally came back because he needed that Money.
3:14 casually returning the money
Jameson is so terrified of Bully Maguire that he keeps him employed and pays him 3,000 for each set of photos instead of going to the authorities
Well, have you seen the state of the justice system lately? They probably wouldn't do shit anymore. lol. Gotta love New York.
peter could say Jameson is spiderman and he would go to jail for stealing all that money, be carefull when you go to the police, the result can be quite unexpected sometimes...
"I read all your research on MONEYY" is golden
"I need that money!"
"Yes. I can see that!" 🤣
Your creativity with this stuff amazes me every time.
LMAO!!!
My favorite part was 1:55
The prophet motive. Never fails.
This almost stops the "Everyone's horny" version, where he says to Betty, "I want a ***job", and she replies with "yes, I can see that". Almost :)
7:44 flint Marko the man who stole my money he was killed last night holy😂
In this day and age, Peter is becoming much more relatable!
Inflation's a bitch, especially in NYC.
Right !?
Good old spiderzoomer :D
In 7:10 it just kills me when Peter just says that 100 bucks means everything to him 😂😂😂
Well, the ads said three thousand
Bully Maguire and Mr Krabs would be legendary battle for money!
@What bot xd
And Scrooge McDuck
@@BeneluxProjects2020s Scrooge wins because he can dive into a pool of gold coins like water. That's some serious Toon Force power.
Yes but krabs would have charged people each time he saved their lives.
unstoppable force meets immovable object
“Whatever life holds in store for me, I will need money. This is my curse.” Same Petey same.
"You could make more money selling your ass" That shit literally cracks me up
"Why so interested?"
"I'm not"
*Return of Pinocchio Nose*
He wanted to pimp dat ass out.
Next scene is MJ singing
"They say that selling your ass is wonderful. It's wonderful, so they tell meeeee'
he be spittin facts tho
I brought the likes to 666 yussss
*with my like the likes of this comment will be 669* >:)
7:19 "The ad said 3 thousands", said Spidey calmly.
This was actually one of my favorite ones yet.
*“Haven’t you heard? I need that money”*
That line flowed so well
40000 years of evolution and we’ve barely even tapped the vastness of money potential
true
40,000 years of human evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of *needing that money* potential.
Yet you didn't evolution 😐
@@orllop620 *evolve
If Peter Parker went around asking every resident of New York City for money, and each person gave him at least a dollar, then he would be a multi-millionaire.
5:58 This scene always cracks me up.
“Whatever life holds in store for me, I will need money.”
Too real…
3:09
Dollar- Man: I'm really sorry Mr. Ditkovich you know all I got is this twenty for the rest of the week
Mr. Ditkovich: *AHHHHH!*
Dollar-Man: I need that money!
Mr. Ditkovich: *AHHHHH!*
“Whatever life holds in store for me. I’ll need money.”
That’s very relatable.
Hi, put the money in the bag
@@APOXAND “I need that money”
I missed the part where thats my problem
@@APOXAND Imma put Sum dirt in your eye
Look at little Rockin Blaze junior, gonna cry?
Peter doesn't care who's dying.. He NEEDS that money!
If only Green Goblin knew that Peter only needed money, then he would've just bribed Peter with Oscorp's remaining funds then rule the World.
He should have thought of that earlier.
@@Sherlawk he knew it, but they were both greedy, Peter asked for more money, green goblin refused
4:07 is the funniest fucking moment ive ever had in my life hooooooooooooly shit. PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAAAAAG
He said it so kindly too 😂
We should all thank this guy at 0:58 who refused to pay Peter to give him his 300 dollars for creating the great personalities we today know as the " guy who missed the part where it was his problem" and the "money man".
the ad said $3000
@@Jack1994hoo I missed the part where that's my problem
"Spider-Man will pay" "I wonder how much I will have to pay" THIS IS ABSOLUTE PERFECTION
0:54 lol that savage the money guys say "i missed the part where thats my proplem"
"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will need money" Lmao you've got that right 🤣😂🤣
3:25 It makes perfect sense if you know L'Hopital rule it firstly invented by Bernoulli later on Bernoulli sold his formula to L'Hopital because he wants that money
1:00 looks so convincing!! Excellent editing!!
I hadn’t laughed that hard in years. Absolutely amazing.
6:16 i got the money
Oooooh peter
Otto: "You're getting on my nerves."
Peter: "You're robbing the bank - I need that money!"
Otto: "Not anymore."
Peter: "Oh boy, yeah!"
*"Say my name"*
*"Dollar man"*
*"You're goddamn right"*
Heisenberg would be proud xD
"You got my name wrong is 'the human dollar'"
@@romasliv I missed the part where that's my problem
2:10 Dollar-man turned into Pinocchio
7:04 what is that cursed image
It’s flint marko’s mugshot
2:16 “Are you in? Or are you out?”
“Out, Gobbie. Out of money.”
Oh yeah, got one more:
*Mr Ditkovitch grabs Peter’s money when he presents it to him*
“Take your hand off my money.”
4:26 it's MJ..I'm gonna ask her money xd
Yes!
"Flint Marko... the man who stole my money.. he was killed last night"
"Oh, Peter 🥰"
1:08 This is the moment when Peter became PeterBurg
"Listen, I was thinking if you could let me a hundred bucks..." 😂😂
"I'll need money, this is my curse"
I can relate.
I can't re-watch the trilogy seriously after seeing this lol
2:45 terrible measures in terrible situations
He's in migrant filled new york with the highest cost of living, of course he always needs money
1:20 And just like that, all of Peter's debt problems ceased to exist
Phrase of my life : I need that money!
And.....Day by day.....I need that money!
JJJ calling 3000 dollars outrageous and proceeds to pay him the same is hilarious 😂😂
5:25 i love how you can hear the Ditkovich music as he says that 😂😂😂
3:00 Pure gold man… Pure gold
Taking a shot every time "money" is mentioned.
1:33
Petter : I need that money !
Betty brant :yes I can see that🤣
🤣
😂😂😂😂
Damn that fits hilariously perfect.😂😂😂
Sandman literally having a "penny" got me 😂
7:58 nearly all humans relate to that
It's so wholesome that aunt May is always supportive of Peter, even when he's gonna ask MJ for money 😂
5:08 the part where my soul almost left my body by laughing.
The Gun in Spider Man is definitely deadly cus whenever he pulls out, they didn't argue they just gave him Money, damn even Jameson didn't argue
its your friendly neighbourhood spiderman ❌Money Man✅ cause he NEEDS that money 😂
"whatever life has in store for me, i will need money
this is my curse"
me too bro, me too. we are all cursed like this.
7:35 bro did him dirty😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this cash!"
~Bully Maguire probably
Edit: I was close to the actual line in the video, I thought I was original, but The Human Spider beat me to it.
Beat meat to it
1:54 got me laughing so hard
Buddy your creativity is next level.If someone gives you a story I think you can make 100s of movies based on that
100s of movies? The ad said 3000.
@@kevinsuleymanov1845I missed the part where that’s my problem
I’m gonna say it. This is the best Spider-Man edit I’ve ever seen. Had me laughing out loud the whole time 😂
"Whatever life holds in store for me
I'll always need money" quote of decades
Now, I don’t want to wake sleeping giants and I’m not 100% sure but… I think he needs that money.
3:55 would’ve been amazing if he told him maybe he’s not supposed to be money man, making all that money
3:35 American tax payer vs American Healthcare
That smile on his mugshot 7:04 😂👍🏻
He does that smile when he steals money
😂😂😂
I never knew I had so much in common with Spiderman.
The part where he robbed Aunt May was gold.
7:20 The ad said three thousand😂😂🤣Iam dying🤣🤣
5:34 This is so fucking underrated 😂😂😂
LMAO
His poem is very inspiring
The way he says “MONEY” so aggressively lmfao
The way he says "I NEED THAT MONEY" Is absolutely HILARIOUS 😂
3:15 what a kind landlord, giving free rent
2:01 is this a crossover?
This is the most perfect thing in all of human history, "I need that money" will forever stay with me.
So it's basically just the Spider Man trilogy, but nothing's changed.
“Remember, With great money, comes great money,” -Peter Parker, 2024.
🤑🤣🤣
@@FAMEROBI get it.
If it's a woman you're calling, then you say : WHERE'S MY MONEY
I don't know why I didn't expect that 🤣
Harry: spiderman will pay...
Peter: Here's a check for 10 bucks. I hope that covers everything.
As a wise man collecting stones once said: “I need that money”
You mean that one knockoff character of the Amazing Bulk who loved collecting Fruit Loop colored kidney stones in attempt to equilibrize conscious biomacromolecular machines?
Tldr: Money