Has anyone else noticed that the people who the simps are simping over almost always look the same? I also just realized that Poki looks like a Barbie doll with that blonde hair.
Thanks for being always here for me Pegasus, my gf just cheated on me so I'm rewatching alot of content for the laughs Edit: thanks for all the positive comments mates, I've decided to work on myself but exercising and try being the Version of myself I want to be, I hope you guys can too someday
hey ik we dont know each other personally but i feel bad for u u just gotta move on and ik its awful advice but just dont let her get into ur head my dearest condolences to you brotha
i've always been on the side of "let men manspread if they so wish" seeing as i also sit in a similar way as a female and don't see a problem with it, i am a white knight for men
I never have a problem with it unless they are taking it so far as to intrude your personal space. For example if their legs hit yours in a bus. However that happens so rarely and yet some people are pretending that it is always the case.
do they think they can make money in general OF has turned to platforms like yt and twitch where ppl think you can get rich and famous w no effort like your not the only one trying to become the next pewdiepie/xqc
probably my best white knight response was cornering the black king when the black queen was about to kill mine in a turn or two, but im not really that good at chess so could a pro chess player maybe tell me the best white kight response
7:25 In many countries with patriarchal culture where women are taught to hate and be insensitive to other women, men gynecologists are the kindest and most gentle ones. That's why.
9:21, it's basically, every simp is mentally disabled, and will simp for any girl, as long as they're pretty. And the girl i tihnk cheated on him a lot, and betrayed him, a very hateable character
Astrology isn't dumb, people who think it should decide everything in their life however are. It was very useful for navigation back in the day of none of us, now it's just a red flag if a lass brings it up regarding any decision making not related to fits actual uses.
I'm pretty sure the navigation-thing is just stars related and has nothing to do with the practice of astrology. They just used the stars, and the Moon.
That second one is *astronomy,* not astrology. Astronomy is looking at the sky to either predict what's there or locate other things there. Astrology is predicting future based on how stars and planets are located.
I love the bromance in this community. Its like no matter where a guy might get called weak or too sensitive, they just gotta cmere and suddenly theres a bunch of kyootie patooties jumping in to support
@I will defeat a random mlg boi if a country of simps is created, then that means they'll start flocking to it thus eliminating the issue of civilians getting caught in firendly-fire, and creates the option and opportunity for us to nuke a portion of the world's leeches away
I'm a girl and i sit with my legs open....and when a guy does it i really don't care....i thought alot of people do that id get what's female's problem it's not like only guys do it
It's probably taking like whole two seats or whatever. I don't know, honestly, never saw it. I spread my legs very little, but, when space is pretty limited, I try to not sit in bus at all.
some “feminists” think that its a issue (when its really not) just so they can have another excuse to hate on men. luckily, these kind of people are pretty rare, most people wont be offended by someone spreading their legs. and if they are, then their opinion isnt worth taking seriously anyway
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you
The power of a simp is something you should be scared of, they'll get a job and then become employees of the month only for donating huge amounts of money that they don't need for themselves
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you
ms monopoly looks like she’s about to call the manager
and apparently she won, cuz the women get more money for free
Omg your Pfp I can hear it lmao
she's the type of karen that will call the manager because she didn't get a 100% off using her
2 50% coupons
@@kiriyes5178 I mean she has a point
Zamn
Has anyone else noticed that the people who the simps are simping over almost always look the same?
I also just realized that Poki looks like a Barbie doll with that blonde hair.
Eh more of a NPC
Plastic surgery?
Also try to look at her without makeup
Plus their nose is so red they legit look like Rudolph with clown makeup
They all look like the traditional e-girl.
They are actually made in a cloning facility.
"Women don't need their body to be loved"
I... I think having a body is kind of like... necessary... to being a man or woman...
Ghosts : am I a joke to you?
@@firstnamelastname9701 Jar head people: First time?
*Disembodied Voices:* Ah, welcome new comer!
Space : you still have a body get some planet’s lol
Black holes: Jeez you all need to shuddap
regular monopoly is equal. Men or women don't get extra
Hope it's a parody like monopoly for millennials
I love regular Monopoly because it promotes rising from your standing, whatever ms monopoly was is dumb dude
lol
Like Socialist Monopoly
i never even played monopoly in my life
@@eliasmarbina2279 lol
“Do LGBT men not criticize astrology?”
*We absolutely goddamn do.*
preach my gay friend
preach my gay friend
Mmm yes ofc we do SURELY WE DO-
-A pansexual and non binary person
as a lgbt man astrology is garbage
I am a Bisexual man and I HATE Astrology with a burning passion. I always hated misinformation and pseudoscience.
Guys, there's a difference between respecting people, and being a doormat.
Yes... Cuz doormats are not alive..
@@z.e....3175 Neither are too often rejected simps.
Ong
I would unironically want to watch Simpboy and E-Girl.
It already exist, it's called Pokimane live strream.
Thanks for being always here for me Pegasus, my gf just cheated on me so I'm rewatching alot of content for the laughs
Edit: thanks for all the positive comments mates, I've decided to work on myself but exercising and try being the Version of myself I want to be, I hope you guys can too someday
hey ik we dont know each other personally but i feel bad for u u just gotta move on and ik its awful advice but just dont let her get into ur head my dearest condolences to you brotha
@@Kiwami123 thank you mate, it's been difficult but I'll manage
@@Kiwami123 i respect u alot
i feel bad for u
@@saber9229 hope you do have a good day
i've always been on the side of "let men manspread if they so wish" seeing as i also sit in a similar way as a female and don't see a problem with it, i am a white knight for men
I never have a problem with it unless they are taking it so far as to intrude your personal space. For example if their legs hit yours in a bus. However that happens so rarely and yet some people are pretending that it is always the case.
So can you make a dark fountain now so I can make a dark world
the hero we needed but didn’t deserve
@@fishtickler nah it's just common sense, I'm female and I "manspread" I guess, so it's just common sense to not dog on others for it
@@Doopyhpp deltarune moment
I have exams on monday, and i haven't studied but pegasus is more important.
Brooo same as i have a chem test on Monday, but its online so imma cheat anyways
I should finish writing my essay. I have it due next weeks friday and I have been working on it since April.
@@toxic_constituents5859 please don't continue this. It will ruin you
@@I._.like.-.penguin-_- no worries I study at the end of the semester
I have a english test on Monday I also haven't studied lol
6:36 alternative title: I'm no longer using common sense
I mean there are pick me girls he can date. They’re desperate for his validation so he can go for it ig 🤷♀️
4:49 is the conclusion here that you can groom yourself? Hmmm
Wait... Do they actually think the money they make on OF is tax free? 🤣🤣
do they think they can make money in general
OF has turned to platforms like yt and twitch where ppl think you can get rich and famous w no effort
like your not the only one trying to become the next pewdiepie/xqc
Potential Gains and all that
@@ayyyayay My point is it's not Tax Free...
Red Wine
@@ayyyayay nobody asked
I'm certain that simps are everywhere now
They are not inside an actual woman.
Simps wil forever be virgins
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@@chad5593 no
@@chad5593 no
Oof
I'd prefer an alien invasion rather than a simp takeover lmao
Unless ur a female
same
@@caieeosu agreed
UwU
7:58
"Who had the time to make an Astrology Twitter article?"
*sees Buzzfeed*
Mankind in the 1600's, people hunted, made society, and Mankind in 2021...
We weren't in the stone age in 1600
Progress
probably my best white knight response was cornering the black king when the black queen was about to kill mine in a turn or two, but im not really that good at chess so could a pro chess player maybe tell me the best white kight response
You checkmate the black king in an instance.
“You ran over a toddler but that okay because your cancer” actual makes sense if you think about it
How does that make sense, it's literally ignoring the death of a child because it's fine since a cancer did it 😂
some people need excuses to kill children.....
🙂
"Making tons of tax free cash with minimal effort." Yeah, no, it's taxable income dude.
7:25 In many countries with patriarchal culture where women are taught to hate and be insensitive to other women, men gynecologists are the kindest and most gentle ones. That's why.
There are often times I wish our free trial of Freedom of Speech ended.
i personally disagree with astrology being stupid, i pride myself in being an aquarius and thus having a super easy gorefield to avoid
Any askers?
i cant tell if this is a joke. because of the dog in the lego star wars character outline or because its edited
@@obi-wankenobi111 he commented on another vid saying that having melatonin is abilist so who knows
I love astrology
I can make jokes of me having cancer everytime without people looking weird at me!
@@DestroyerOfWeebs Honestly I think people would look at you weird either way
“This twisted game needs to be reset to zero.” -Funny guitar man
“how much was it?” jesus.
humanity is reaching an all time low.
Thinking about the time someone called me sexist because I said men donating to women just for their looks is stupid
If they only used insult instead of argument, that means they admitted their defeat.
it is stupid, they just wont admit it
2:40 Bro, The SKYWARD SWORD MUSIC NOSTALGIA Came In Like A Punch In The Face!!! Never been so pleasantly surprised during a YT video before!
I am still amazed how quickly your channel has grown my guy. Keep up on the content work and enjoy your everday life, we love you man (no homo)
I’m glad this is what I woke up too
Same
I frickin hate simps, and I used to be one, although I didn't know it. It makes me so sick to think that I was once of those fools! 🤦♂️
6:15 she has gotten her sage of simp pass powers now and has summoned all of the mlady men and furious fedoras
the internet at its somewhat peaceful state
the internet is never at a peaceful state
The internet is never peaceful
@@omgcollin yeah no kidding, the last peaceful day it was, twitter didn’t exist
@@geos-music-corner that’s fax
The internet is hell
This is the kind of crap that makes me feel bad about being a guy.
don’t be, feminists are just weird
Honestly women who sell their body for money gives me a second hand embarrassment as a girl, it feels like thier degrading the whole gender tbh
Thanks for the information you have gave me more IQ and I want to say thank you for this awesome video
Pegasus doesn't give IQ tho
@@IcyNever Clearly he does, it is scientifically proven
@@caieeosu proof?
@@caieeosu he just spits out the most generic responses
@@IcyNever he's at somebody basement hold at gunpoint
(I edited this comment figure it out yourself)
@MrBest WhY DiD You Do tHis
Samw
@MrBest mr breast give me money
Where does the link brigs
Yeah roblox is down
9:21, it's basically, every simp is mentally disabled, and will simp for any girl, as long as they're pretty. And the girl i tihnk cheated on him a lot, and betrayed him, a very hateable character
Astrology isn't dumb, people who think it should decide everything in their life however are.
It was very useful for navigation back in the day of none of us, now it's just a red flag if a lass brings it up regarding any decision making not related to fits actual uses.
I'm pretty sure the navigation-thing is just stars related and has nothing to do with the practice of astrology. They just used the stars, and the Moon.
@@darnok6407 That's astronomy, not astrology. There is a difference.
@@krimsonkatt That's exactly what I wanted to say?
The Navigation thing you mentioned has nothing to do with astrology
Kinda is man
That second one is *astronomy,* not astrology. Astronomy is looking at the sky to either predict what's there or locate other things there. Astrology is predicting future based on how stars and planets are located.
3:36 calling men men but women "females" this guy 💀
It's a word in the English language. I'm not opposed to using such terms.
I love the bromance in this community. Its like no matter where a guy might get called weak or too sensitive, they just gotta cmere and suddenly theres a bunch of kyootie patooties jumping in to support
The thumbnail guy is trying to get a devious lick
Everybody gangster till the simps start nationalizing
@I will defeat a random mlg boi if a country of simps is created, then that means they'll start flocking to it
thus eliminating the issue of civilians getting caught in firendly-fire, and creates the option and opportunity for us to nuke a portion of the world's leeches away
"We live in a society"
Their national religion will be to worship E-girls, 100% of the population must pay all of their income to a tax, going straight to E-girls.
Neekolul, not known to be the abused one in her relationships lol
7:53 zodiac signs don't decide you entire life and personality, that's up to you.
Love the editing bro
Is the Forrest Gump one perhaps a reference to the fact that most animated comedy shows have a pretty mom/wife and a dumb Dad/husband
Simps are the people who overly pay at the auction house
is this a skyblock reference
@@txtp sorry. I don't even know who that is (but that sound like some minecraft youtuber)
The Disney’s Robin Hood beggar reaction killed me
Best kind of pegasus video ngl
9:36 simp e
6:52 LMFAOO
"Simpboy and Egirl" this is the funniest thing I never knew I wanted.
Damn bro this video prooves that i can tell the future in my dreams although not quight acurate as i expected
"Guess I don't respecc myself 🤷♀️"
-me to a male feminist
I'm a girl and i sit with my legs open....and when a guy does it i really don't care....i thought alot of people do that id get what's female's problem it's not like only guys do it
It's probably taking like whole two seats or whatever. I don't know, honestly, never saw it. I spread my legs very little, but, when space is pretty limited, I try to not sit in bus at all.
some “feminists” think that its a issue (when its really not) just so they can have another excuse to hate on men. luckily, these kind of people are pretty rare, most people wont be offended by someone spreading their legs. and if they are, then their opinion isnt worth taking seriously anyway
7:05 imagine you replaced some words “I’m a lgbtq ally and I asked out a lesbian girl and she rejected me do I not do enough?”
Great Pegasus video
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
no
no
no
no
Go get help
no
Translate to english
no
🕯 🔥 🕯
🕯 🕯
🔥 🔥
🕯 just no 🕯
🔥 🔥
🕯 🕯
🕯 🔥 🕯
"Well, imagine my shock." - Paul Joseph Watson
Y'all know what's better than watching content watching content on the pegasus channel
Love the picture of Charlie (Penguinz0) at 4:11
PLEASE STOP IT SIMPS, YOUR ABOUT TO MAKE ME BRAIN DEAD, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I stand with Pegasus and his subscribers alone.
If you’re a guy and win ms monopoly then you’d be an absolute chad
Hehe
I love the super Mario sunshine music so nostalgic dude
Been watching this king since summer 2020
The species of ‘simpius womaneus’ is slowly taking over the world
We must act fast on this
@@caieeosu GET THE SIGMA MALES READY
I wonder how the Fedora guy is doing these days
"Simps are taking over."
Simps: *Eating glue in the corner.*
i love the new editing style
as someone whos sister LOVES astrology and hears way to much about it, it's real dumb lol
Literally almost every female streamer: donate now or I won’t post!
Some male streamers: watching my videos should not be your top priority…
I like going to streams with zero views and a dollar will make them write your name on their forehead I’m not lying my brother
6:56 that baby image while you read the post KILLED ME
amazing and entertaining - pegasus in a nutshell
“Chivalry is dead….. _I beg to differ_ “
What a sigma statement
a sigma male dont die a sigma male stop being alive
As a girl, I support this movement
Why
@@iapetus6110 that's what I'm thinking
Wait, so you WOULDN'T want some creepy f*** following your every move and making every interaction more awkward than a naked root canal?
@Mage some people are strange huh?
I’d simp for u girl. I’d put my jacket on the floor for u to walk on 😩
oh love the music from Zelda skyward sword just so nostalgic
Ayooo this new editing is sick
NOT SICK ITS BUSSIN
Love when u upload
Bro same
@@caieeosu ur my favorite UA-camr that has some fresh braincells
Waiting for the video
9:10 lol memes before your time. There are even older memes like the badger one.
Thanks for the video pegasus
1 day one of asking pegasus to peg a sus
Sir Pegasus the great, may I ask for an item which commonly fires projectiles called bullets so that I may end my suffering.
I watched you when you had under 100k but wow you’re growing fast, my brother now watches you too
Editing be lookin smooth
The power of a simp is something you should be scared of, they'll get a job and then become employees of the month only for donating huge amounts of money that they don't need for themselves
v scary
Not a feminist, no. I am a PEGASIST. I fight for PEGA RIGHTS! LONG LIVE THE ORDER OF THE PEGASUS
Sus
6:36 i guess the song Good Girls Bad Guys still hold true to this very day
Ms monopoly looks like she's about to yell for the manager and send everyone to jail
Keep in mind these people have the right to vote
face palm
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
@@Barack_Obama_Gayming STOP
I would be scared if they didn't just for this reason.
Respect wamen-a wise man
Waman
WAMAN
Peggy really pullin that tea channel thumbnail
Jesus look at all those notifications and chat messages!!!
I love respecting ramen
Yeah
Wants some ramen man-nendo
@@lama-yb3mk ramen mando
Ramen above society
Ramen supremacy
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Nice name man
Nah my eyesight is just weak
I have no eyes
Never gonna give you up
@@ChillezOwO true
1:30 The mudkip pfp boi gonna help her lmfao
Pegasus is making my day
id still win in monopoly if its my family, idk ab anyone else(im a male i think there is confusion)
Same I’m a girl too
I’m pretty good at monopoly, so probably
My brother and mom studied economics, so they almost always win.
How does he have Roblox Arsenal gameplay when Roblox is shutdown. Kinda...sus
Wait, Roblox shut down? What?
@@krimsonkatt Well, its under maintenance. Sorry, i shouldve phrased it differently
2:04 your loking at the great simpa
Ayyy another video!