OUT F**KING STANDING STORY......... This is my 2nd story from your channel FROAEN WARRIORS was the first...... So I looked for more and now I'm hooked on your channel I have a few in Q right now and I'm getting my coke and a snack............. Lay down on my couch and just relax and crack up with these stories....... PLEASE KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK......!!!!!! I'M VERY, VERY F**KING HAPPY THAT IT IS 30min's and THERE ARE NO F**KING REPEATS AFTER REPEATS ANFTER REPEATS IN ANY OF THEM............. I'M SUBBING AT THE END OF THIS MESSAGE......👍👍👍👍
Floridian at a BBQ: here, eat this. Alien: .......what is it?!?? Floridian: it's a local delicacy. Grilled Gator Gonad's with a side order of sauteed Bear's bunghole. The kid's wrestled the 2 of them to death and I figured why let them go to waste. Alien: 😱
Sometimes the voicing is the problem, but sometimes it's the spelling and grammar. Even non-English speakers get confused when sot and sought sound the same, not to mention that British and American spelling and pronunciation are different, the standard forms are different and the local dialects are even more so. This seems to me to be one of the reasons that to fully computerize language is insanely difficult.
@@JMM33RanMA Accurate assessment. And, truthfully, in a story as idiotic and funny as this, the mispronunciations and bad spelling in the captions almost seem planned that way just to increase the chuckles.
@@michaellinnet6095 I agree, but occasionally, It occurred to me, some of it may be what passes for humor among Britons and Germans. As a native speaker of American English, and as I studied German long ago, I can understand the words in both but the results from both are usually either lame or unfunny, sometimes both.
Because getting someone to actually narrate these would negate the entire point of these zero-effort YT channels that are spreading faster than STDs in a whorehouse. The sole reason for their existence is to make money from YT w/o having to do a lick of work. The worst part is that people actually watch this shit which only makes the problem worse!
Well, it was bound to happen, wasn't it!? Someone, or some AI, has made a parody of all the AI copies of our SciFI and other AI failures. This is funny and entertaining, at least until all of the AIs copy it!
I remember a story of Ray Bradbury telling a similar tale -- that humans have so ingrained the idea of winning against aliens that it is impossible to defeat them.
I love the hilarious idiocy of these stories. They're so funny and entertaining you don't even mind the misspelled words in the captions. In fact, they actually add to the humor.🤣🤣
If the humans are primitives and don't have FTL how did they hunt down those who invaded all over the galaxy? Ok, are humans earthbound or can they travel all over the place? Seems now they have been contacted by others to join them? Also what with the lovely, lovely talk from captain to admiral? I still liked the story..lol
@@lostsoul7376the major premise of the story is that humans want FTL technology. This makes no sense if they already have it, which is necessary to hunt aliens all over the galaxy.
I enjoyed a lot of science fiction. But this one really tops it all. This truly is the most refined essence of human hubris I ever experienced. It's even more concentrated than leaded gasoline.
Florida. USA. A single "state" on one of 7 continents on Earth. Third planet of nine, that circle a small yellow star in the backwaters of an obscurer galaxy. Millions and Billions of light years from anywhere. And yet aliens that have never been here, know to lock their doors while visiting God, I LOVE THIS PLACE!
Zyx’naggor woke up the following morning complaining that he felt as if he’d had his brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Bringing up an image of Earth by pressing a single button must be the most impressive customization job since Picard made a computer play that song from "HMS Pinafore".
A little verbose, but interesting and enjoyable. I like that the Earth and humans were not the the inferior species as with most science fiction. I look forward to a sci fi film with a similar theme.
How many people have mentioned that the story of the humans destroying the earlier invaders all over the galaxy required them at least using the invader's FTL? What then, did the humans give up all that tech after they wiped out the invaders? Other than that, it was a fun story
Aliens "Let's take the humans by surprise!" Humans "I hope it's a surprise party" Aliens "...You heard that?" Humans "I also heard your biology is both delicious and fuckable. So, which is it gunna be?" Aliens "...Can we just be friends?" Humans "...I mean... Sure, We guess that can be another option, let's see how it goes, by the way interested in bonding over a movie and dinner? I'm thinking hentai and sushi"
Great story, but the aliens using references to our Mariana Trench that they expect the other aliens to understand given what little they seem to know about Earth doesn’t quite fit for me. They don’t know we’ll eat them, but are familiar with our underwater topography that we don’t even understand?
Well, the AI has the same misconceptions about the military as normal writers, so I guess it's getting decent at reviewing source material it uses to lift ideas.
How would they be pre-ftl if they took over that galactic utopia and how would the council not know about all of this when clearly the files are in their systems?
OUT F**KING STANDING STORY......... This is my 2nd story from your channel FROAEN WARRIORS was the first...... So I looked for more and now I'm hooked on your channel I have a few in Q right now and I'm getting my coke and a snack............. Lay down on my couch and just relax and crack up with these stories....... PLEASE KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK......!!!!!! I'M VERY, VERY F**KING HAPPY THAT IT IS 30min's and THERE ARE NO F**KING REPEATS AFTER REPEATS ANFTER REPEATS IN ANY OF THEM............. I'M SUBBING AT THE END OF THIS MESSAGE......👍👍👍👍
Queue is how that word is spelled, FYI, it’s an uncommon one. Here to spread awareness. Queue.
Plot armor 🤣
This is AI.
LMFAO, I almost spat out my cereal, "They call it Science Fiction but I call it a War Crime waiting to happen."
This is a refreshing change from the average HFY videos, good old humor
This was brilliant. Thoroughly enjoyable. Well done.
As a Floridian, I can neither confirm or deny anything about what we offer our guests.
I did hear that a gators like the new influx of alien tourists.
Floridian at a BBQ: here, eat this.
Alien: .......what is it?!??
Floridian: it's a local delicacy. Grilled Gator Gonad's with a side order of sauteed Bear's bunghole. The kid's wrestled the 2 of them to death and I figured why let them go to waste.
Alien: 😱
@@paulgreen2416invent a new genre, science fiction situational comedy
Love the "Hitchhiker's Guide" references.
The answer is 42.
They lied to you. It is 53 @@TheSilmarillian
pan galactic gargle blaster ;)
This was a delightful little vignette. Well done. The AI voice reading needs work. How difficult would it be to just get a human to read the story?
Sometimes the voicing is the problem, but sometimes it's the spelling and grammar. Even non-English speakers get confused when sot and sought sound the same, not to mention that British and American spelling and pronunciation are different, the standard forms are different and the local dialects are even more so. This seems to me to be one of the reasons that to fully computerize language is insanely difficult.
@@JMM33RanMA Accurate assessment. And, truthfully, in a story as idiotic and funny as this, the mispronunciations and bad spelling in the captions almost seem planned that way just to increase the chuckles.
@@michaellinnet6095 I agree, but occasionally, It occurred to me, some of it may be what passes for humor among Britons and Germans. As a native speaker of American English, and as I studied German long ago, I can understand the words in both but the results from both are usually either lame or unfunny, sometimes both.
I get really pissed with this recent trend also. IT DOES NOT WORK - YET!
Because getting someone to actually narrate these would negate the entire point of these zero-effort YT channels that are spreading faster than STDs in a whorehouse. The sole reason for their existence is to make money from YT w/o having to do a lick of work. The worst part is that people actually watch this shit which only makes the problem worse!
Alien invades: ---
Humans salivating: Chowtime!
“We don’t want to rule the galaxy, we just want to party with it.” 😂
They jump out of perfectly good aircraft for fun.
Hey, we actually do that!!
Well, it was bound to happen, wasn't it!? Someone, or some AI, has made a parody of all the AI copies of our SciFI and other AI failures.
This is funny and entertaining, at least until all of the AIs copy it!
Interesting. Much better than most. Left me with a smile!
Earth is the Detroit of the galaxy. You roll your windows up and go around.
Hilarious! So funny and enjoyed it very much xD
I remember a story of Ray Bradbury telling a similar tale -- that humans have so ingrained the idea of winning against aliens that it is impossible to defeat them.
LOVE IT! Great work! And the warning about Floridians are spot on.
barbaric ? let me tell you the story of "psychological warfare" , i died ahhahah
I love the hilarious idiocy of these stories. They're so funny and entertaining you don't even mind the misspelled words in the captions. In fact, they actually add to the humor.🤣🤣
Today you have earned a subscriber. Good writing, euphemisms the whole shabang!
Keep up with this great work bro.
Love the nod to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Well done.
If the humans are primitives and don't have FTL how did they hunt down those who invaded all over the galaxy? Ok, are humans earthbound or can they travel all over the place? Seems now they have been contacted by others to join them? Also what with the lovely, lovely talk from captain to admiral? I still liked the story..lol
My thoughts also.
Used the enemy ships
@@TheCanadianHumor That is a possibility, though not mentioned.
Reverse engineering
@@lostsoul7376the major premise of the story is that humans want FTL technology. This makes no sense if they already have it, which is necessary to hunt aliens all over the galaxy.
zix naggers is legendary
this is absolutely hilarious. Douglas Adams is smiling down on you from Heaven...
About a story written, narrated, captioned, and illustrated by an AI? No, absolutely not. He had more class than that.
So humans are basically Zeltrons. Love it
I enjoyed a lot of science fiction. But this one really tops it all.
This truly is the most refined essence of human hubris I ever experienced. It's even more concentrated than leaded gasoline.
Finally a scifi show with a literal happy ending
Amazing this is one of the best stories I've seen on UA-cam. Thank you!
The "plot device" was a nice touch. Even if the script spelled it wrong and the text-to-speech engine even got the pronunciation of that wrong.
May I ask, how can humans exterminate a species throughout the galaxy when humans do not have FTL?
Stole their ships? It's the only thing I can imagine... Or reverse engineered them?
It explains it at the end, humans controlled the info the aliens were getting. They were more advanced the the aliens from the start
bubonic plague.....
Cus we lied and they gave us a the reason to do human things and dominate without feeling bad about it.
As a Floridian I love all the fear and warning
Awwww snap that got me hype. How awesome would it be to party with the universe with no worries?? One day…
Well done, you got a new subscriber✌️
Florida. USA. A single "state" on one of 7 continents on Earth. Third planet of nine, that circle a small yellow star in the backwaters of an obscurer galaxy. Millions and Billions of light years from anywhere. And yet aliens that have never been here, know to lock their doors while visiting God, I LOVE THIS PLACE!
Zyx’naggor woke up the following morning complaining that he felt as if he’d had his brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
I weirdly feel a bit of pride about being Human whenever I listen to these stories.
This was unexpectedly entertaining, and boy did I have a laugh a few times throughout the video. Keep 'em coming.
The writers are clearly on acid or edibles, but I do like a good giggle 😂
A.I. on edibles? I'd love to see that
It's AI. Soon, someone will give it control of the internet. Imagine that fiasco.
@flashgordon3715 the voice is AI but the story isn't.
Some random alien race finds this in the future and takes it as a warning.
That was refreshing and enjoyable. A truly good story
"For the love of god, don't eat anything a Floridian offers you..." Yeah... that checks out.
My cooking is not that bad I’ve been told I got the best bbq gator ribs in the world
Well, THAT was refreshingly DIFFERENT and original. Well Done!
Bringing up an image of Earth by pressing a single button must be the most impressive customization job since Picard made a computer play that song from "HMS Pinafore".
the references to the Guide are EPIC! THANK you for an enjoyable read.
this format really suits me
This is a marvelous story. Funny. Keep it up!
This is a good fun story, I enjoyed it very much so.
This was so great😊
I like the scene where the com badges are on their backs. lol
Bacause a captain would diss an Admiral like that. And of course the captain has higher clearence level than an Admiral.
Maybe the Captain is with naval intelligence? But the real question is does he go well with garlic butter? And what kind of wine would be appropriate?
@@JB-yb4wn A nice chianti and some fava beans
There's a difference between having access to files and actually having read that particular file.
You've brought me up kakkeling 😂 many thanks 👏
Chatgtp: Create original sci-fi story inspired by Douglas Adam' works.
Ai isn't as funny as a sarcastic british author...yet.
This was funny, amusing and in various parts dark. The alien eating carnivores got me 😂
Absolutely loved this one. hilarious.
It is like their understanding of humanity is an imperfect model, but close enough.
Turtledove wrote a series of books with aliens invading Earth expecting to find mounted knights, they showed up during WW2.
ABSOLUTELY LOVE this as it's such a fun story and really well wrote.
A little verbose, but interesting and enjoyable. I like that the Earth and humans were not the the inferior species as with most science fiction. I look forward to a sci fi film with a similar theme.
PArty ON Dude!
That was fun. I really enjoyed listening. Thank you.
These stories keep getting weirder and weirder.
Fxcking hilarious, well done. This type of tongue in cheek Sci-Fi comedy could one day rival "Tales from the Gas Station" by MrCreepyPasta.
Like this one. Even its bit inconsistent at the beginning with humans wiping whole race without hawing FTL drive, plus some more nitpicking.
Zack Snyder, zix nager, zacs nager , zack snegger😂😂😂
Excellent and hilarious. Never know what you're getting from Floridians. Been there, done that.
great story, i want to see more from this poster. thanks
Great story, reminds me of Andre Norton
I love the " other appendiges" line
Best one yet! 🤣
Ok that was Cool AF...
whats that saying, "Only those with power can afford mercy"
One happy, insane first contact.
What a close encounter
Indeed!
Soul System sounds promising 😂
No alien would want to eat us with the amount of forever chemicals were contaminated with
"Humans are weak, we should attack them."
"Are you crazy! Do you saw what humans do with glass jars for joy?"
Very good. I really enjoyed this one. Well done. Now, where is that open bar? LOL.
Not conquest, but a galaxy wide party!
"Please don't notice us" 😂
How many people have mentioned that the story of the humans destroying the earlier invaders all over the galaxy required them at least using the invader's FTL? What then, did the humans give up all that tech after they wiped out the invaders? Other than that, it was a fun story
A good one :)
Some gaping holes in the story but really fun.
Yes, like what wine was served with Drakkar?
What an interesting story❤
Humans hunted down every member of an entire species across the galaxy without FTL-capable ships? Hmm ...
I love this story we need more
Zack Snyder's expression turned grim XD
I really want to try a pan galactic gargle blaster.
I really enjoyed this.
Nice! We are insane
Aliens "Let's take the humans by surprise!"
Humans "I hope it's a surprise party"
Aliens "...You heard that?"
Humans "I also heard your biology is both delicious and fuckable. So, which is it gunna be?"
Aliens "...Can we just be friends?"
Humans "...I mean... Sure, We guess that can be another option, let's see how it goes, by the way interested in bonding over a movie and dinner? I'm thinking hentai and sushi"
I love this story
Adjusted Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster!!! Blasphemy I SAY!!
Jynnan tonnyx is the universal drink.
Freakin' hilarious!
But, now you've got me wondering what a Drakkarian tastes like...
...and no, I"m not from Florida!
Great story, but the aliens using references to our Mariana Trench that they expect the other aliens to understand given what little they seem to know about Earth doesn’t quite fit for me. They don’t know we’ll eat them, but are familiar with our underwater topography that we don’t even understand?
Quite entertaining. Great job...!!
Very witty piece, worthy of praise!
Well, the AI has the same misconceptions about the military as normal writers, so I guess it's getting decent at reviewing source material it uses to lift ideas.
in space, where all the aliens have smiles apart of their skeletal structure....
fantastic & funny - love it! 😂
Meanwhile, humans working hard to start a nuclear war against each other.
How would they be pre-ftl if they took over that galactic utopia and how would the council not know about all of this when clearly the files are in their systems?
Great story.
Moral of the story: Sterilize earth from extrasolar orbit.