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We Gave Humans Our Most Advanced Weapon... They Called It Cute | Best HFY Stories| HFY | Sci-Fi
🎭 An alien civilization's deadliest weapons become humanity's most beloved pets in this hilarious cosmic tale! Watch how humans transform planet-destroying B-MAU units into adorable "Space Cats" - much to the galaxy's confusion.
⏱ Duration: 36:02
📋 TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Introduction & Emergency Council Meeting
7:23 - The Creation of B-MAU Units
12:45 - First Contact with Humans
16:30 - Operation Kitty Command Begins
22:15 - The Venus Colony Attack
28:40 - The Power of Human Love
33:50 - The Galaxy's Surprising Lesson
We Gave Humans Our Most Advanced Weapon... They Called It Cute | Best HFY Stories| HFY | Sci-Fi
🌟 KEY HIGHLIGHTS:
• Deadly weapons purring like kittens
• Space pirates vs bedazzled B-MAUs
• Quantum-powered belly rubs
• Zero-casualty space battles
• Intergalactic pet adoption program
🤔 WHY WATCH:
• Unique blend of sci-fi and humor
• Heartwarming twist on military tech
• Perfect mix of action and cute moments
• Unexpected take on human nature
• Mind-blowing space battle scenes
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Alien Peacekeepers Stunned by a Deathworlder's Speed in a ‘Friendly’ Duel | HFY | Sci-Fi
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🌟 Experience an epic tale of human ingenuity as Lieutenant Amanda "Lightning" Rodriguez turns a Galactic Peacekeeping Station upside down! Watch as she challenges the mighty Battle-Master Krix Val'thor in a duel that changes everything. Perfect for fans of sci-fi, HFY (Humanity, F Yeah!), and action-packed space adventures! ⏰ TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - Welcome to Station Omega-7 03:12 - Enter the Huma...
Galactic Scientists Give Up When Earth’s Bacteria Withstand Alien Bio-Weapons | HFY | Sci-Fi
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🌌 An epic tale of humanity's microscopic champions! When alien scientists attempt to sterilize Earth with their most powerful weapons, they discover our bacteria aren't just survivors - they're innovators. Watch as Earth's smallest defenders turn every alien weapon into an upgrade, leaving the Galactic Council in awe and panic. ⏰ Timestamps: 0:00 - Introduction & Setting 3:45 - Meet Commander V...
When Aliens Realized Humans See Rules as ‘Creative Suggestions’| HFY | Sci-Fi
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🌟 When Aliens Realized Humans See Rules as 'Creative Suggestions' | HFY | Sci-Fi | [30:25] Watch as bureaucrat Zar'Vex discovers that humans have a unique way of interpreting galactic regulations! From space parking chaos to quantum core fixes with duct tape, this story shows why aliens learned to embrace human creativity. 🎯 KEY HIGHLIGHTS: • First Contact Gone Hilariously Wrong • Captain Rodri...
Why Every Spacefaring Species Avoids Playing Games with Humans| HFY | Sci-Fi
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🎮 Why do aliens ban humans from gaming competitions? This hilarious sci-fi story reveals how humanity's chaotic gaming skills terrified the entire galaxy! Join High Commissioner Vazrik as he explains the infamous incidents that led to the universal gaming ban on humans. [34:26] ⏰ TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Introduction & Opening Ceremony 4:52 - The Terra Knights Incident 11:23 - The Chess Catastrophe 1...
What Alien Researchers Learned When a Deathworlder Tamed Their Fiercest Beast | HFY | Sci-Fi
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Experience a thrilling tale of how a human xenozoologist revolutionizes alien research by forming an unprecedented bond with the galaxy's most dangerous predator. Duration: 28:01 What Alien Researchers Learned When a Deathworlder Tamed Their Fiercest Beast | HFY | Sci-Fi 🎯 KEY HIGHLIGHTS: • A human's unconventional approach to understanding alien life • Revolutionary breakthroughs in interspeci...
Galactic Empire Killed A Human Diplomat, Humanity Declared Full Scale War | Best HFY Stories
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🌌 Experience the ultimate tale of human resilience and power in this thrilling HFY (Humanity, F Yeah) story! When the Galactic Hegemony makes the fatal mistake of killing a human diplomat, they learn why challenging humanity was their biggest mistake in 10,000 years. ⏰ Duration: 33:32 📑 TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Introduction & Fatal Mistake 4:27 - The Calm Before Storm 8:15 - First Signs of War 12:43 ...
The Time a Human Accidentally Became the Galaxy’s Most Dangerous Gladiator | HFY | Sci-Fi
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🌟 Journey into a hilarious sci-fi tale where a simple janitor accidentally becomes the galaxy's greatest gladiator! Watch how everyday cleaning supplies transform into legendary weapons in this epic story of misunderstandings and accidental glory. ⏰ TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro & Arena Scene 5:12 - The Mix-up 12:45 - Training Days 18:33 - First Victory 23:15 - Rising Fame 27:40 - Championship Build...
Aliens Used to Fear Superweapons-Now They Fear Human Engineers | HFY | Sci-Fi
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🚀 Experience the hilarious tale of how humanity's chaotic engineering genius defeats an alien invasion! Watch as humans turn alien superweapons into coffee makers and quantum-powered pizza ovens. Perfect blend of sci-fi humor and engineering creativity! ⏱ Duration: 33:33 📎 TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Introduction & Alien High Command 4:15 - The Failed Invasion Reports 8:45 - Special Agent's Earth Invest...
Why Galactic Scientists No Longer Test Earth’s Creatures in Laboratories | HFY | Sci-Fi
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🌟 Experience the hilarious tale of how Earth's creatures outsmarted the galaxy's most advanced alien scientists! From genius raccoons to mastermind octopi, this story shows why you should never underestimate Earth's animals. 🚀 ⏰ TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Introduction & First Warning 3:42 - Dr. Vex's Fatal Mistake 7:15 - Security Officer Chen's Discoveries 12:33 - The Great Escape Begins 17:56 - Galaxy...
Aliens Freeze in Awe as Deathworlder Navigates Earth's Perilous Terrain Barefoot | HFY | Sci-Fi
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🌍 Watch in awe as aliens discover the true capabilities of humans through Nina Blackwood, a barefoot hiker who challenges their understanding of Earth as a "death world". This thrilling sci-fi story showcases humanity's natural adaptation to Earth's most challenging environments, told from the perspective of amazed alien researchers. ⏱ Duration: 36:53 📍 TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Introduction & Setting...
Alien Commanders Realize They Can’t Match a Deathworlder's Battle Reflexes | HFY | Sci-Fi
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🚀 Experience an epic sci-fi tale where alien commanders learn the hard way that humans aren't just primitive deathworlders - we're apex predators! Watch as human combat reflexes and natural instincts shock the galactic community. Perfect for fans of HFY (Humanity F Yeah) stories! ⏰ TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Introduction & Alien Arrogance 5:12 - First Contact Gone Wrong 12:45 - The Scientific Analysis ...
No One Expected the Galaxy’s Quietest Species to Back Humanity in War |HFY| Sci-Fi
Переглядів 1 тис.19 годин тому
🌟 An epic tale of humanity's unexpected alliance with the mysterious Lumini species! When the aggressive Karnax Empire threatens Earth, they discover that true power lies not in weapons, but in the ability to listen to the silence between stars. Experience this thrilling story of diplomatic intrigue, space warfare, and the power of understanding that changes the galaxy forever. ⏰ Timestamps: 0:...
When an Alien Chef Discovered Deathworlders Can Eat 'Poisonous' Food | HFY | Sci-Fi
Переглядів 1,9 тис.19 годин тому
🌟 Join Chef Krix Blazewhisper on a hilarious culinary adventure as he discovers that humans can eat things deadlier than his most poisonous dishes! Watch as our alien chef learns about Earth's spiciest foods and revolutionizes galactic cuisine. Perfect for fans of sci-fi, comedy, and food adventures! ⏰ TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro: Meet Chef Krix 4:52 - The Human Food Critic Arrives 9:15 - Challeng...
The Day a Deathworlder Walked into an Alien Storm-and Came Out Stronger | HFY | Sci-Fi
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🌟 Experience an incredible tale of human ingenuity as a deathworlder turns a deadly alien storm into an unprecedented scientific breakthrough! Join Captain Voz Brightscale and the daring human scientist River Phoenix Martinez on a journey that challenges everything we know about cosmic storms. ⏰ Timestamps: 0:00 - Introduction & Setting 4:53 - Meeting River Phoenix Martinez 9:27 - Storm Chase P...
Why Galactic Command Banned Training Exercises on Deathworld Earth | HFY | Sci-Fi
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Why Galactic Command Banned Training Exercises on Deathworld Earth | HFY | Sci-Fi
Alien Researchers Abandon Mission After Deathworlder ‘Tames’ Their Deadliest Lifeform | HFY | Sci-Fi
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Alien Researchers Abandon Mission After Deathworlder ‘Tames’ Their Deadliest Lifeform | HFY | Sci-Fi
Why Alien Soldiers Refuse to Face Earth’s ‘Insignificant’ Wildlife | HFY | Sci-Fi
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Why Alien Soldiers Refuse to Face Earth’s ‘Insignificant’ Wildlife | HFY | Sci-Fi
What Alien Engineers Learned When Earth’s Technology Survived a Supernova | HFY | Sci-Fi
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What Alien Engineers Learned When Earth’s Technology Survived a Supernova | HFY | Sci-Fi
The Day a Deathworlder Survived a Black Hole Encounter-and Left Aliens Speechless | HFY | Sci-Fi
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The Day a Deathworlder Survived a Black Hole Encounter-and Left Aliens Speechless | HFY | Sci-Fi
Galactic Leaders Realize Earth’s ‘Outdated’ Weapons are Surprisingly Effective | HFY | Sci-Fi
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Galactic Leaders Realize Earth’s ‘Outdated’ Weapons are Surprisingly Effective | HFY | Sci-Fi
Alien Tourists Horrified as Deathworlder Shows How They 'Relax' on Earth | HFY | Sci-Fi
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Alien Tourists Horrified as Deathworlder Shows How They 'Relax' on Earth | HFY | Sci-Fi
Why Alien Drill Sergeants Panicked After Deathworlder Cadet Finished a Week Long Course in an Hour02
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Why Alien Drill Sergeants Panicked After Deathworlder Cadet Finished a Week Long Course in an Hour02
Why Alien Medics Can’t Comprehend Deathworlders’ Pain Tolerance | HFY | Sci-Fi
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Why Alien Medics Can’t Comprehend Deathworlders’ Pain Tolerance | HFY | Sci-Fi
The Day an Alien Combat Instructor Was Humbled by a Deathworlder's 'Warm-Up' | HFY | Sci-Fi
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The Day an Alien Combat Instructor Was Humbled by a Deathworlder's 'Warm-Up' | HFY | Sci-Fi
Alien Scientists Shocked When Earth Creatures Outlast Their Deadliest Predators | HFY | Sci-Fi
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Alien Scientists Shocked When Earth Creatures Outlast Their Deadliest Predators | HFY | Sci-Fi
Aliens Regret Their Invasion Plans After Seeing a Deathworlder Battle a Pack of Wolves | HFY| Sci-Fi
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Aliens Regret Their Invasion Plans After Seeing a Deathworlder Battle a Pack of Wolves | HFY| Sci-Fi
The Moment Alien Generals Realized Deathworlders Don’t Need Reinforcements | HFY | Sci-Fi
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The Moment Alien Generals Realized Deathworlders Don’t Need Reinforcements | HFY | Sci-Fi
Aliens Witness the True Power of Earth's 'Primitive' Technology HFY | Sci-Fi
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Aliens Witness the True Power of Earth's 'Primitive' Technology HFY | Sci-Fi
Why Humanity is the Galaxys Most Terrifying Warrior Species | HFY | Sci Fi Story| HFY | Sci-Fi
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Why Humanity is the Galaxys Most Terrifying Warrior Species | HFY | Sci Fi Story| HFY | Sci-Fi

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  • @zacattack3068
    @zacattack3068 14 годин тому

    Sounds about right

  • @jimmygraham5693
    @jimmygraham5693 18 годин тому

    Great story, entertaining, interesting and enjoyable. ThThank you ❤

  • @lesley643
    @lesley643 19 годин тому

    NO. NO. Not the end of Sarah Chen. Please

    • @MikeC-s2j
      @MikeC-s2j 19 годин тому

      @lesley643 I don't know why that you refer to someone name? when I didn't!

    • @lesley643
      @lesley643 19 годин тому

      @ Sarah Chen had a long distinguished career and has appeared in several previous stories.

  • @rpstadlmeyer
    @rpstadlmeyer 20 годин тому

    Soul System sounds promising 😂

  • @mleboeuf8764
    @mleboeuf8764 21 годину тому

    The Urmah are a supposed alien species of cat-like humanoid. And there are sub-species like lions and jacals. To thoses aliens races, cats shares the same souls, and they beleive in reincarnation. Supposely... watch video from "cosmic adgency" or search "Urmah" to know/entertain more...

  • @StutleyConstable
    @StutleyConstable 22 години тому

    6:04 I have a feeling that the person who wrote this has never actually known a cat. Generally speaking, cats do not respond to "Here, kitty-kitty." They tend to shy away from people they do not know and often approach those they do know with some caution if the environment is strange. I am fairly sure a real cat would have bolted for the nearest hiding place rather than hang around in a classroom full of alien life forms with all their alien smells.

  • @anthonypyritz2927
    @anthonypyritz2927 23 години тому

    Crows "Redrum, Redrum."

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee День тому

    Bravo Bernie!!! - a strong, incredible man who tells it like it is - really is!! 💙🌷🌱

  • @MikeC-s2j
    @MikeC-s2j День тому

    That Quote, those who don't remember the past are Doomed to repeat it, that is where we are at this point of time. There is something coming or going to happen, and a few people in a Organization knows about it but refuse to talk about it like what ever it is, we are not prepared for it. If you think I'm Wrong, then i just ask one thing, keep an OPEN MIND and WATCH!

    • @Claudibananarama
      @Claudibananarama 19 годин тому

      I ask certain people how they think history will see them, if they are prepared to own their culpability in making it happen. There’s going to be a whole lot of FAFO in the next six months.

  • @do_research
    @do_research День тому

    That was funny. Good story

  • @WilfredRubalcaba
    @WilfredRubalcaba День тому

    Man the story are great❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @marcellemccalla6325
    @marcellemccalla6325 День тому

    To be fair, he's not wrong about their capabilities. Cats are apex predators and extremely dangerous to actual prey. But toe beans 😍and purrs and head boops ❤

  • @fartinthewind933
    @fartinthewind933 День тому

    2000 kg? So she's lifting cars....... 😮

  • @mikeoglesbee6861
    @mikeoglesbee6861 День тому

    Fleccas and a big puppy!

  • @dennisdwyer4474
    @dennisdwyer4474 День тому

    Great story thanks

  • @bigstevie1690
    @bigstevie1690 День тому

    You always lose me with the meme shit

  • @anthonypyritz2927
    @anthonypyritz2927 2 дні тому

    To be fair they did pick some of the smartest non sapiens on the planet.

  • @yardleyking4070
    @yardleyking4070 2 дні тому

    Today you have earned a subscriber. Good writing, euphemisms the whole shabang! Keep up with this great work bro.

  • @lkaseru
    @lkaseru 2 дні тому

    Simply horrible. Bad grammar with sentences that do not work. The story itself also doesn't make sense. signals are more like light, not sound, but those silent ones seems to be less averse to communication using light, compared to using sounds.

  • @boqndimitrov8693
    @boqndimitrov8693 2 дні тому

    what could go wrong??well, for example, everything? 😺

  • @blunthunt420
    @blunthunt420 2 дні тому

    Its ridiculous and i love it😅

  • @troylambert8713
    @troylambert8713 2 дні тому

    I'm going to have to say that that moose in fact was genetically modified.

  • @TrikeRoadPoet
    @TrikeRoadPoet 2 дні тому

    The new guys are too good, sadly the old champs can't handle it honestly!

  • @arielgonzalez1636
    @arielgonzalez1636 2 дні тому

    Jal-a-peeno pepper

    • @StarSong936
      @StarSong936 2 дні тому

      Yes, I was going to say this. Also, the J is pronounced as an H. I suspect it's an AI or text to speech program doing the story. It's getting almost all of the Spanish words wrong.

  • @DeannaPaki
    @DeannaPaki 2 дні тому

    0.12 thanks, cool story , the spaces in-between are brilliant to work in, yes quantum entanglement.

  • @cmdr_stretchedguy
    @cmdr_stretchedguy 2 дні тому

    human names for aliens? Animals in places they're not native to? Definitely an AI created story.

  • @cmdr_stretchedguy
    @cmdr_stretchedguy 2 дні тому

    This was a fun one, I liked it. I spent first half of my life in western South Dakota, did some hiking in the Wyoming Bighorns, fishing on SD Missouri River. Thunderstorms flaring up with 70+ mph winds, golfball and larger hail, small tornadoes. Then the dry late summer with hot dry 100F+ days, winters with -20F and ice covering everything. Blizzards leaving 3+ft snow on flat areas, snow drifts over the roof of 2 story houses. Fall and spring temperatures that can swing from 30F to 70F within a few hours, then back down again a short time later. Moved to NW Florida in 2000, deal with a whole other host of localized flora, fauna, and weather issues.

  • @nightmarepokemon1143
    @nightmarepokemon1143 3 дні тому

    This is amazing and hilarious, but i wish we had an opposite story. Instead of aliens trying spicey food, it's aliens trying sweet food.

  • @Bloodmage77
    @Bloodmage77 3 дні тому

    Wow, humanity conquered the galaxy with food and coffee, LOL!

  • @ilonachanchi7841
    @ilonachanchi7841 3 дні тому

    Someones get this chef a green lime pie and some milk😱😨☹️😬

  • @anthonypyritz2927
    @anthonypyritz2927 3 дні тому

    They need to learn 'Never underestimate old people, they didn't get old by being stupid.'😅

  • @anthonypyritz2927
    @anthonypyritz2927 3 дні тому

    If they think our anger and stubbornness are impressive they should see our animals, specifically Honneybagers, Wolverines, and Barn cats.

  • @henrybialik8333
    @henrybialik8333 3 дні тому

    First mistake, we don't chase Hurricanes, we chase Tornado's. AI's are suppose to be smart, but a simple mistake like this is stupid. Plus speaking DOT, DOT, DOT for a period at the end of a sentence is bad.

  • @lesley643
    @lesley643 3 дні тому

    Ambassador Chen…is that Sarah Chen? She’s back. Awesome.

  • @henrybialik8333
    @henrybialik8333 3 дні тому

    Parts of the story are drawn out too much. Starts to get boring quickly.

  • @deborahdavis4216
    @deborahdavis4216 3 дні тому

    Very enjoyable story.

  • @gigibluestockings5168
    @gigibluestockings5168 3 дні тому

    I ❤️ this story. Too bad it's not a longer audiobook with a known narrator.

  • @DeannaPaki
    @DeannaPaki 3 дні тому

    0.12 Good humor, thank you.

  • @davidandrewv19
    @davidandrewv19 3 дні тому

    Montana ant that crazy

  • @henrybialik8333
    @henrybialik8333 3 дні тому

    She has an asshole attitude. Story is bad, I'm gone.

  • @lanoche
    @lanoche 3 дні тому

    Another story that didn't get proof read and makes humans as strong as Saiyans or Kryptonians. The AI stuff was ok till they started showing off their abilities. Even with suspension of belief, this just doesn't work unless humans have actual super powers. Was gonna write how I would fix things but whatever. It is what it is. I've seen a bunch of other HFY that does these kind of story but without making it TOO unbelievable.

  • @anthonypyritz2927
    @anthonypyritz2927 3 дні тому

    I'm not sure i understand what they are complaining about, it sounds like everyone is benefitting from it?

  • @anthonypyritz2927
    @anthonypyritz2927 3 дні тому

    Welcome to Earth. How would you like to have your dignity disposed of?🪦⚰️

  • @anthonypyritz2927
    @anthonypyritz2927 4 дні тому

    Racoons, of course it would be Racoons. I am really not surprised they are this smart. 🦝 🤓🤓

  • @boqndimitrov8693
    @boqndimitrov8693 4 дні тому

    only an alien idiot would stand in the way of a grizzly.

  • @jonnyreb3032
    @jonnyreb3032 4 дні тому

    There are no Fire ant in Montana...yet. The invasive species haven't made it that far

  • @Scenta-ch4uo
    @Scenta-ch4uo 4 дні тому

    😂😂 "earth doesn't care about protocols it just laughs and then throws a moose at you"😂 🤣

    • @BuhoPnu
      @BuhoPnu 3 дні тому

      When that part came up, my immediate reaction was “The biggest FU that North America has ever come up with!”

    • @najroe
      @najroe 3 дні тому

      ​@@BuhoPnupolarbear, just saying. or kod8ak, grizzly...

  • @markfergerson2145
    @markfergerson2145 4 дні тому

    “…old school electricity, nothing quantum about it.” That’s… not how that works. Please, for the love of Ghu, stop abusing the word quantum.

  • @wandapease-gi8yo
    @wandapease-gi8yo 4 дні тому

    Honey badgers are not native to Australia. I was expecting snakes or insects. Cobra venom in Yellowstone?

  • @lynneclark5313
    @lynneclark5313 4 дні тому

    Is that "t r" or "d r"? Because I have seen it written both ways. LEARN TO READ YOUR OWN STUFF. Or stop pretending you are an author.