There Are Some Things You Can't Fake | House M.D. | Screen Bites
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2019
- House faces a true medical mystery - a woman who is paralysed but shows no sign of trauma - but he has not doubts... He is sure that she's faking it!
Season 3, Episode 1 "Meaning": House returns to work after healing from gunshot wounds; a paraplegic man drives into a swimming pool; a young woman finds herself paralysed after a yoga session.
House M.D. (2004) SYNOPSIS:At fictional Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey, prickly genius Dr. Gregory House tackles health mysteries as would a medical Sherlock Holmes, all the while playing mind games with colleagues that include his best friend, oncologist James Wilson. House, an acerbic infectious disease specialist, solves medical puzzles with the help of a team of young diagnosticians. Flawless instincts and unconventional thinking help earn House great respect, despite his brutal honesty and antisocial tendencies.
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If someone presented with those symptoms, and I did the same thing as House, I’d be fired and prosecuted.
Mostly because I work in an ice-cream parlor, but still.
Best comment ever. LMAO!
Concur. HR would have shown him the door 2 weeks after he started. He'd get a summons letter from the licensing board soon after when the complaints started arriving.
Still probably better than half the doctors i've seen...
Lol
Lmao 🤣 thanks I needed a good laugh
"You can't fake that" Actor managed to pull it off 🤷
I dont think she faked having fluid in her heart
DreTheChronic this is a joke but:
What about *blood*
@@DreTheChronic well i mean, i know this is a blood joke
but
they did because it's a serial drama and none of these people are certified to shank someone for real
... listen here you little shit.
Nah, actually House is a reality show. He's a real doctor that they just follow around filming throughout his daily life.
If your wondering "Where's his cane?" he's on a new medication that eliminated the pain in his leg for a bit.
No, this is after he got shot and went into a coma which "reset" his leg pain
@@chamomile2421 When he was shot they gave him ketamine, that's what temporarily relieved his leg.
@@ChaosDraguss yeah just forgot what they gave him
Ketamine is a magical drug for pain suffers it basically resets all the nerves giving them pain relief for a month or two it’s used as an anesthetic so it’s not a prescription drug sadly
Taylor Burge they can actually do ketamine infusions inpatient to help with long term pain!
That little foot burning stunt thing he pulled.... That's a major lawsuit.
This whole show is a lawsuit
sadly lawsuits in America is why NOTHING gets done.
It's actually canon that they have an entire huge set of budget, just for lawsuits against House.
General Zod have u ever watched house?
@@kate-ng9sq not really. I've come across a few episodes here and there before.
*slides into frame*
“WHAT HAPPENED”
“...ok-“
Kramer hommage.
Must be Lupas.
It’s never Lupus
@@liamsteadman6224 except for that one time
I totally used to slide into rooms like house did as a kid
SPOILERS
She has scurvy, house says to open her up and get rid of the tumor til he notices a discolored toenail and diagnoses her with scurvy.
ok but why spoil a 10min video
@@Minibac hoh....?
thought this was more than a short clip, my bad
Thankyou
Thank you
On one hand, the backed-up neck veins are a good sign of a cardiac tamponade, but damn he managed to get the spot perfectly on the first try without an echo lmao
My first thought would have been pneumothorax, I would take BP to see if it was a cardiac tamponade.
@@SaltineChips In the time it took to fetch Dr. House, they could have initiated end-tidal capnography and would have ruled out pneumothorax by wave form within a few respirations.
I say lupus. Its always lupus
not necessarily cardiac tamponade .... more like just right heart failure. Pullsus paradoxus would be more suggestive of tamponade.... also i've nevr seen anyone do a pericardiocentesis like that lmao
@@SuyashJ Because that isn't a pericardiocentesis... that's a chest stab holy shit.
But yeah I also thought it was a pneumothorax due to the shortness of breath and raised JVP.
I thought this show was made by real doctors.
Let me explain, they thought that the patient was having a pleural effusion which means a large amount of fluid in the pleural space but house saw distention of the neck veins which means that there is an increased pressure in the right side of the heart leading to compression of the vena caevae. He realized that it was a pericardial tamponade which is a build of up of fluid in the pericardial space leading to compression of the heart. He performed a subxyphoid pericardiocentesis which means to suck out the excess fluid in the pericardial space. I’m a doctor by the way and i love how i see all of these as a viewer :)
Cool😁
*venae cavae
Palo Kan i think it depends on what country you are
I don't understand how they mixed pleural effusion with pericardial tamponade. Couldn't they auscultate and palpate the chest to quickly find the problem
🤡
"No! I can't move my leg!"
*Moves leg*
"... I got better."
"She turned me into a newt!"
@@nonyabidness5708 A newt?
@@bwinz02 It's a Monty Python reference. There's a counsel to determine if someone was a witch. Someone says "She turned me into a newt!" When everyone turns to look at him he shrugs and says "I got better." 😝
@@nonyabidness5708 No you were supposed to finish the joke!! lol i knew what the reference was.
@@bwinz02 Bahahaha.... Wanna start over? I'll delete my comment, you delete yours and I'll respond appropriately... 😂
there’s only 7 comments but just wait till this is in everyone’s recommendations
Yup ^
Holy fucking shit
And here we are
Lolol
This man knew the future
2:54 - I love how House drops the jerk act.
Cause he's like "OH FUCK".
He was performing a pericardiocentesis. Haphazardly, but still.
I screamed when he stabbed it in, then laughed so hard when the blood came out. As if he'd get it like that LMAOO
FACT: House is an entertaining show but in reality he would have been written up, suspended, fired, and very likely arrested for a lot of the things the character does. Even though Scrubs was a comedy it might be one of the more realistic modern day doctor shows.
845835ab really? The stuff in the tv show isn’t completely accurate?
@@HeyitsBri_ There's a difference between artistic licence and constant bull$h!t to keep an audience entertained. Again, Scrubs balances this perfectly with how they were with the over the top comedy aspect while keeping the medical side grounded in reality. In comparison House was a medical show that had nothing grounded in reality. It's as accurate with regard to medicine as all the CSI shows are to crime scene investigations. House is very entertaining, but it's equally eye rolling.
lol wat? no tv show is like reality thats why its a tv show.
Am a nurse... can verify - House is BS. That stunt with the needle.. complete BS. Scrubs... much more realistic - except for Carla always seeming to be on a break.
i cant wait tell the time doctor should be like this more on action .
If House was a real doctor I'm sure most of his patients would die
If Hugh Laurie was a real doctor, people would cure on their own, because we know laughter is good for your health!
True
No. The NHS would be fixed
@@adam.m6735 if we had more doctors the nhs would be fixed ✌
@@faithjacksondocherty8970 bit more complicated than that
I wish my exam had the multiple choice of “grab your patients foot and light a lighter” for a behavioral science question.
Hypochondriac House slides into the scene without his cane. Alrighty! 😄
He is on a new pain meds
ketamine
And how no one is really surprised 😂
Why would they be surprised? He's on new medication that alleviates the pain, it's not shocking
And how is he hypochondriac?
If I used that technique for a pericardiocentesis, I would be fired hahaha
Stabbing her?
Such a Lovely franie For not using ultrasound i guess. One could easily puncture the heart like that. But hey, im still a student lol.
@@martinnovak5929 pericardiocentesis were performed even before the existence of ultrasound.
nightstalker enigma
And you think they don’t take unnecessary precautions now nor discourage NOT taking said precautions?
@@fionnbarrcasey2156 all i said was pericardiocentesis were performed before the advent of ultrasound.
Love House’s entrance.
Pericardial Tamponade (blood or fluid in the sack around tge heart squeezing the heart). He saw dilated jugular veins in her neck.
BTW, that could also have been congestive heart failure. Stabbing her with a needle wouldn't have helped CHF.
But pericardiocentesis IS a valid diagnostic intervention to rule in/out tampanade.
@@PhrontDoor No sane physician would perform "Pulp Fiction" style emergency pericardiocentesis without an urgent bedside pCXR, US, echo or SOME form of imaging. That's crazy.
@@mjohnson5030 Yeah, that breach style was an unorthodox protocol. I'd seen it done in a field setting.
I'd recalled someone mentioning that a portable x-ray (at the time) would have shown what other x-rays of same patient had already shown.
Then again, either x-ray or US would have shown effusion or tamp too.
Guys,generally stabbing a person with a needle usually doesn't help in any cases XD
It is but a television drama, mildly accurate one at that
"u cant fake that"
lel
xboxjjkiller360 hahaha “lel”
*As an actor fakes it.*
Still funny though.
....Is stabbing like that normal for doctors or it's just house
It's normal when they're injecting adrenaline straight to your heart
@@IamKingSleezy you'd be killing someone doing that 😅
@@Denois95 you'd probably give somebody a tamponade trying to inject them intracardially, lol
@@Denois95 yea but to be fair on Pulp Fiction its not like Mia was hooked up to an IV. She was in a drug dealers house dying of an OD.
just house
Wow I’ve never seen a more dramatic pericardiocentesis
Lol not to mention she’s completely symptomatic but her BP is normal, with an elevated JVD😂😂. Can’t fake that.
Best show ever.
Woulds been awkward if she wasn't faking it.
she wasn't !!
Wait...is that Glory from Buffy????
(digs thru imdb....) YES!!! I loved her!
Nice. I was just wondering if it was her too. Thanks for confirming.
That's why I clicked on this video, I recognized her in the thumbnail preview!
@Chris Goody she is still around but this House episode is from 2006.
"Dad, I'm sick. I can't go to school."
*Shows this video with volume muted, saying this is how the doctor treats a cold*
"Hallelujah! Im better!"
Needles are notoriously blunt. You really gotta give it a good downward swing to pierce all that thick skin.
/s
Robert Sides I feel like this is a joke so I’m going to think it’s funny
@@bellasylvester6217 Thus the /s. It's an old HTML style play on words meaning sarcasm.
Robert Sides Yeah, it seemed like sarcasm, thanks for the clarification
@somethingsomethingDarkSide No, you don't, you bypass the bone.
actually the force needed is to push thru muscle, not skin or bones like everyone's saying. I have performed intramuscular injections and if you don't use enough strength/speed then u put the person in alot of pain for nothing coz u gotta take it out and do it again
That slide-in though.
XD
I love how the writers probably just forgot the word temponade and were too lazy to look it up that's why House kept saying "down down down"
But when you burn yourself your nerves take a quicker way to the spine instead of the brain and that’s why you flinch back so quickly. Shouldn’t that happen either way?
involuntary response, Paralyzed people don't have it
@@AndikaClassic paralyzed people can feel it... They just can't move it because the motor nerve is damaged, therefore there is no signal to the muscle. If it was the problem in her sensor nerves, she could move it voluntarily.
No. It actually depends if its a upper motor neuron lesion or lower motor neuron lesion. Upper motor neuron lesion are the problems in Central Nervous System which consist of Brain and Spinal Cord damage, so if the brain causes paralysis YOU WILL DEFINITELY CANNOT FEEL ANYTHING. Same thing with SC Injury. OR the patient has damaged her nerves IT actually depends SO YOU HAVE TO TEST IT. there are also TESTS if the patient is FAKING/MALINGERING. His ways are just out of the line.
Similarities to our first family doctor. English, stubborn, haughty, somehow always had a 5 o'clock shadow, tall, wicked dry sense of humour but not small talk, treated hospital staff like underlings, nurses said he was pushy with them - BUT - the surgeon they'd want wielding a scalpel for anyone in their own family.
It was good that they showed Forman going to another hospital and doing what House did and ends up getting fired, at least partial realism.
Bruh, that stab hurt my soul even if I am just watching it.
Yup, I'm here because recommendations. I really should be going to sleep, because work tomorrow, but oh well.
Anyway, quick medical lesson: That thing he noticed in her neck at the end is called JVD - jugular vein distention, which results from there being so much pressure on/in the heart that the blood backs up into the JV. What he did (as other commenters pointed out) was a pericardiocentesis, or removing excess fluid (blood, water, or anything) from around the heart so it actually has room to beat properly.
What he DIDN'T do was practice aseptic or bio-isolation techniques - he didn't wear gloves, or a mask, or anything, and he didn't clean the area first (or even remove her shirt!) Since that needle is (supposedly) going into the pericardial sac (the membrane around the heart), he just potentially introduced a TON of possibilities for infection. In reality, 10 seconds to get a swab and prep the area wouldn't have affected her much, except to drastically reduce complications later on. Plus, drawing back to stab her like that is not only unnecessary, it's dangerous.
Don't you just love television? It was sure entertaining, though! (Not being sarcastic with that second one.)
Oh yeah... I'm a paramedic.
Thanks for the explanation fam!
Beck's triad!
Damn i really miss House....was such a great show.
Sterile much ...
No.
No he is not. LOL
"Her name is Karen--"
*_I knew it!_*
-Start a fire in a place where tanks of oxygen are almost everywhere. Very smart.
-Ramming a needle blindly into the thorax. I also consider myself somewhat of a gambler
@Tecnhnx0 Well, more needs to pen the chest cavity, not the skin itself. Though normally I understand that they typically use anaesthetic, cut into it and then insert the needle with force. Not hammer fist force but, I guess this just skips to the point.
Oxygen is not flammable.
Fire is rapid oxidation, you can't oxidize oxygen.
@@TheByQQ pure water doesn't conduct electricity but you don't take a bath with your plugged-in toaster, do you?
@@che8873 Because tap water isn't pure, distilled water.
Try again, mister chemist.
@@TheByQQ Do you really not get it or are you just trolling? Please be the latter
I miss him sóóó damn much.
Maybe a motion picture on what happens after Wilson's death ?
Pretty please ?
Idk what hospital this is but I love it when the nurse's patient is being cared for bedside by residents, fellows, and the attending. Not a single nurse went to work that day I guess...
Yeah, now I have to watch all eight seasons again..
For me, Hugh Laurie will always be the comical Bertie Wooster in Jeeves and Wooster. He was always at his best when working with Stephan Fry.
House:relax im not gonna burn you again.
Im going to *STAB YOU*
The way he says it is so funny
That slide tho
Woot is this
I’m only interested in what name of the music was playing at the end of the video 3:17
Let's be honest... you didn't search for this
absolutly not.
I was looking at Chiropractors
Ouch...I felt that
The fire or the stabbing? Oh no, both?
Rick Sanchez Stab seem more painful 😖
@@PhantomKnight37 I have had a needle chest decompression.(look up at your own caution) It was not pleasant.
If they were real doctors they would have identified jugular vein distinction easily and understood it is primary caused by cardiac tamponade. A cardiocentesis is performed to remove the fluid between the pericardium and the epicardium which is putting pressure on the heart from being able to perform properly. Super easy case. Not a medical mystery. Discharge after doing an ekg an angiogram.
Next case
Can't wait
as som1 who only watched a little bit of one episode (something about playing cards and the other doctor guy figures it out), im going to start watching house now
I just realized that house is also in the movie tomorrow land
Pretty sure you guys on House M.D. video streak
Me who has a hella bad phobia of needles: I can watch this
House: pulls out needle
Me: don't do it
House: does it
Me: throws my phone
Were you dropped as a baby?
@@emoimo4171 Most likely, my man
Me too, trying to be brave sucks 🥴
Beck's triad - low BP, muffled heart sounds , distended jugular viens (Cardiac tamponade)
The old distended neck vein trick huh
omgggg when is it gonna take offfffff
Very emergency pericardiocenthesis - no USG, no asepsis, no time to explain. Just aim at ascenfing aorta
Where can I watch House?? I love this series and I never finished it. Where can I watch it.
Yareliz Molina, it’s online
Pain-free House is my kink.
The lady: I'm not faking!!
Chase: :/
Oh man the heart lupus got her
Fuckinv love house i gave them all
You could do the same thing he did with a ligther with your housekey and avoid being fired on the spot.
Didn't John Travolta do something like this in Pulp Fiction? I'm referring to the drama with the long needle at the end of the clip, of course
0:02 Me when I get a “I’m so fucking done!” Text...
Ahha he is so funny
House......Road House.
They always think i am faking
CANT FAKE THAT DO DOODA DOO. AH DO DOODA DOO CANT FAKE THAT.
It would be contradictory, not hypocritical.
Such a savage
Blood in her heart? Sounds like a very serious disease.
Blood in her pericardium. Deadly.
Hold up, why did house slide without his cane
This was when he had ketamine treatment to fix his leg
Ideally Jekyl i thought it was because he was shot and fell into a coma and his pain reset?
Cħeяяч Qυαятz they gave him ketamine during that
Because canes have rubber bits on the bottom and don’t slide very well
Because if he did, he'd have to do a classical number.
ayo where can i watch this
House: I'm going to stab you!!! Lol
Yeah, yeah they can fake that .... is a movie !
House: *puts lighter by patient's foot then calls her a lunatic*
*5 minutes later stabs her with a needle in apparently the lung? without any sedatives*
worse than in the lung. In the heart lmao
neither lung nor really the heart. she had a tamponade, in layman's terms this means fluid in the sack around her heart. this hinders the heart from expanding correctly, thus hindering correct blood circulation.
House learned how to do a pericardiocentesis from Pulp Fiction.
So, what the diagnosis?
What happened next? You!... You..!
ddg!
This doctor scares me
Well that’s house for ya
Continuity. Needle at 90 degrees through sternum. Needle at 45 degree angle at end of video. Huh?
no xrays, no oscultation, just stabbing :)
WHERE IS HIS CANE.
She wouldn't have to fake with me....
What episode is that?
What episode is this?
ahahahah what a pericardiocentesis LOL
If this man worked in a real hospital he'd be sued until he had to sell his kidney's to pay for it.
And that is constantly brought up in the show. The only reason he has a job is because he’s a very specific type of doctor, who takes cases no one else wants. Everyone knows that their choices are either put up with him or die
Yeah I would have died house
It is so fucking weird seeing house without his cane
If she has hysteria she can t stop just becoz he told her she was faking
Hormones anxiety
Cardiac tamponade...only know of 1 person surviving that not in the hospital already. A Cop-medic did the procedure in the field.
Wait so what did he do to his heart
uhm.. he could of of killed her stabbing like that - or been sent to a psyche ward and never allowed near patients again.
@somethingsomethingDarkSide he'd still get fired or put in a psyche ward, I hate when pretentious pricks try to flex their small dicks on small matters, doesn't stop them doing it, deal with it.
Thoracentesis is performed from either the side of the back. No real physician would practice like that.
@somethingsomethingDarkSide you must be that narcissitic kid from the other episode grown up, cool - now I don't feel bad not having to reply back after this.
@@StickySauce101
Common sense
Replies with an insult
*INTELLIGENCE 100*
Ooooh got ourselves a UA-cam Doctor. Please let us all know what your name is and where you studied.
Escorbuto.