Well, he'll have to be there in person on July 11th, back in NY jurisdiction. I'll (hopefully) assume someone will hand him a swab and piss cup when he walks into the building. Hey, a man can dream....
There is a public defense association that just requested that their clients should be able to have an attorney present during the pre sentencing probation meeting since Trump was allowed. I’m sure it will go nowhere but I think it’s funny.
+1 *Unfulfillment:* _People who are "affluenzaed" may feel unfulfilled after achieving economic success, and may constantly want more than they already have_ *Dissatisfaction:* _People with affluenza may live in a state of dissatisfaction_ *Guilt:* _Wealthy people with affluenza may feel guilty_ *Lack of motivation:* _Wealthy people with affluenza may lack motivation_ *Social isolation:* _Wealthy people with affluenza may experience social isolation_
He's been treated *SO WELL* during all of these convictions, hearings and court appearances. NO ONE, no regular defendant, White, Black or otherwise has been treated so delicately. Trump doesn't realize or care that he gets special treatment. I feel like a few years in prison, then parole for at least 6 years, with an ankle monitor and home arrest ONLY at Mar-a-Lago would be appropriate.
A year for every conviction served consecutively and time off for good behavior with the other side added time for bad behavior which most likely would add up to 3 or 4 centuries.
He gets nothing but special treatment and still cries that everything is rigged against him. The truth is, everything is rigged in his favor. It’s fucking nauseating.
10 fines in a row for contempt of court Judge asking the defense if they'd like to object, when they fell asleep on the job Free during appeal Precedent ignored in Trump's favor It's a bushel of half-eaten bananas: a peal, a peal, a peal.
Mr Jones, I am so in awe of your channel, you nail the underlying meaning so very well, illustrated so there is no room for error. You read Trump and his cronies so well, thanks for making it even clearer so that the less intelligent can see the truth, and irony of all Trump says and does. For goodness sake, even a two cell worm can see this excuse for a human being needs to be silenced forever.
@@canuckprogressive.3435 Bravo! The US may be trying to hijack the word American………..but I refuse to recognize them as anything but US citizens……….and I pity them.
His sister recused herself when a drug dealer that Donald associated with came before her bench. "Recuse" is something that judges used to do a long time ago to avoid even the appearance of partiality. Make the courts great again. #nostalgia
It reminds me of an experiment I saw in which a terrarium of ants was dumped into a terrarium of roaches. Sure, Hannibal would eat his face off, but he would eventually succumb to the fumes. #pyrrhicvictory
I wonder when, or mostly IF, this menace goes to prison if IT's cellmate will sue for unusual cruelty and punishment. Can you image the horror of listening, smelling and seeing this thing 24/7 for years.
Adderall for maintenance high in between coke binges Benzodyazapine to soften the landing from stimulant (the slurred speech) That's pretty well known on both coasts. ua-cam.com/video/Bz1r1oIpMbU/v-deo.html
Probation officer sounds a bit like the late Betty White. 😅 Great video, hilarious all the meds he takes including three tubes of hemorrhoid cream daily. 😂😂😂
I wonder how Blanche feels at this stage representing Trump knowing he's trashed his career and will get paid exactly zero by Trump and have to eat all the expenses, too.
And yet he doesn't get along with Keith Richards at all. alternet the-night-the-rolling-stones-fired-trump-keith-richards-once-pulled-a-knife-to-get-him-out-of-atlantic-city-venue .
Great video…I bet he refused to answer anything. I bet he’ll try to get clean before his sentencing. Then he’ll sleep through the whole thing. They’ll need to get a hair sample to tell the real story. Great video!
BREAKING NEWS IN NY CITY: Trump's in his plane flying over New York City with his family. He takes a look out the widow and says to Melania, film me baby, I'm gonna throw 10 - $100.00 bills out the window and make TEN people happy. Send Fox a clip of this right away! Don Jr. looks at his dad and says, "Dad why not throw Two Hundred $5.00 Bill's out the window and make TWO HUNDRED people really happy". Donald looks at his son and says "That's an even better idea son, your not so stupid after all". Melania turns to her husband and says "Donald why not you trow ONE TAOUSAND - $1.00 bills out da window and make ONE TAOSAND PEOPLE EXTREMELY HAPPY den all of the New York will love you again". Trump looks at his wife and says "You're brilliant Melania that's an even better idea, infact that's the best idea so far". The pilot turns to Trump and says "Ive got a much better idea then all of that nonsense, why don't you take a FLYING LEAP and throw yourself out the window and make Billions of people around the world happy".
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Too bad he doesn't have to give a drug test and gets to have his lawyer present. They are treating this man child with baby gloves. Great video.
He would definitely fail it.
yah, go figure
Well, he'll have to be there in person on July 11th, back in NY jurisdiction. I'll (hopefully) assume someone will hand him a swab and piss cup when he walks into the building. Hey, a man can dream....
Yup , any "regular" person would have done a day or more in Jail after the FIRST Contempt of Court infraction. 🤮
There is a public defense association that just requested that their clients should be able to have an attorney present during the pre sentencing probation meeting since Trump was allowed. I’m sure it will go nowhere but I think it’s funny.
How can anyone vote and defend this creep.
His supporters are the same
Faith and bigotry
I've asked myself that same question, more times then I care to answer. It is like, which came first, the chicken or the egg!
His cult drank the Kool-aid and they only listen to news outlets that say what they want to hear. They're in a bubble where the truth can't get them
Rhymes with winbreeding.
Personally, I love the Betty White touch and I'm sorry she didn't live long enough to approve this message.
I didn't notice that until you mentioned it.
Looks like Betty Black to me.
@@markmac2206 😬You know they are referring to the AI voice... right?
@@Atodaso yes
I was thinking the same thing while listening. Wish Betty were President.
Gomez sounds like Betty White to me.
Yeah, I was just thinking that.
Yes
Same
Plot twist: it's Betty's ghost and she never liked Trump.
Didn't see this until I posted same.
“A walking narcotics factory” 😂😂😂
My thoughts and prayers go out to the officer who has to perform the cavity search in July.....
gross...
"Stand back and stand by..."
Aw sick!
Ewwwww!
That would be a dangerous chore as Trump has been experiencing explosive decompression lately.
worst case of affluenza in sociomedical history.
bahahahha - I see what you did there.
+1
*Unfulfillment:* _People who are "affluenzaed" may feel unfulfilled after achieving economic success, and may constantly want more than they already have_
*Dissatisfaction:* _People with affluenza may live in a state of dissatisfaction_
*Guilt:* _Wealthy people with affluenza may feel guilty_
*Lack of motivation:* _Wealthy people with affluenza may lack motivation_
*Social isolation:* _Wealthy people with affluenza may experience social isolation_
AI Trump is the best. Always truthful.
💥🎯💥💯
Keep them coming, Jabari. LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
He's been treated *SO WELL* during all of these convictions, hearings and court appearances. NO ONE, no regular defendant, White, Black or otherwise has been treated so delicately. Trump doesn't realize or care that he gets special treatment.
I feel like a few years in prison, then parole for at least 6 years, with an ankle monitor and home arrest ONLY at Mar-a-Lago would be appropriate.
A year for every conviction served consecutively and time off for good behavior with the other side added time for bad behavior which most likely would add up to 3 or 4 centuries.
No, Mar-a -Lago needs to be sold ! A shack in the Florida swamps should suffice for home detention.😊
He gets nothing but special treatment and still cries that everything is rigged against him. The truth is, everything is rigged in his favor. It’s fucking nauseating.
Or, if they cave for house arrest, he must wear a dick monitor, size teeny-weeney.
10 fines in a row for contempt of court
Judge asking the defense if they'd like to object, when they fell asleep on the job
Free during appeal
Precedent ignored in Trump's favor
It's a bushel of half-eaten bananas: a peal, a peal, a peal.
MOTHER F THIS IS NOT A JOKE, IT'S ALL THE TRUTH!
WHY IS THIS MOTHER NOT IN PRISON?
Best question of the month, it certainly appears the judge(s) value the orange menace more than family, doesn't it?
sentencing hasn't taken place yet. It is some time in July. (July 7th or 17th I think)
Sentencing in 20 days
Mr Jones, I am so in awe of your channel, you nail the underlying meaning so very well, illustrated so there is no room for error. You read Trump and his cronies so well, thanks for making it even clearer so that the less intelligent can see the truth, and irony of all Trump says and does. For goodness sake, even a two cell worm can see this excuse for a human being needs to be silenced forever.
We Americans!!! Do not want Trump back in office, Blessed Be.
I hope enough of you feel like that!
You must say “we US Citizens”…………….America encompasses over 30 countries that have no part in your mess.
@@markhuston9250 As a Canadian this kind of irks me as well.
@@canuckprogressive.3435 Bravo! The US may be trying to hijack the word American………..but I refuse to recognize them as anything but US citizens……….and I pity them.
@@markhuston9250 America is in the title of the country, if that helps you get used to it.
Geritol and Ben Gay?? I haven't heard of those in decades LMAO!!! Love It!!!!!!!
"I thought that went pretty well"
"ehm, no it didn't"
It was a perfect phone call. PERIOD!
@@Tim_Russert 😂
Do sharks! Trump and sharks! 🦈
Doing the meeting over Zoom deprived the probation officer of the full aroma of the encounter.
That’s why she’s smiling. 😂
Eww gross!
OH that is cruel!!!
This may be why the interview wasn't done in person.
Grandpa $hit pants.
Remember, the White House doctor under Trump was handing out pills like candy.
Dr. Ronnie, now a Texas congressman!
And said Trump weighed 180. He was dosing himself.
I wonder who the fentanyl patches were for.
Another perfect call 🤣
Ahh, The Late Great Ms. Betty White sends a warm message from Heaven!🙏
"Sometimes an hour before a rally, I'll drop a mild hit of blotter acid." 😆😅😂🤣
So that speech about sharks he was really seeing sharks.
@@markmac2206... LMAO!
The blotter acid would explain the incoherent word association ranting.
Or tertiary stage neurosyphilitis
Jabari is the "fly on the wall" in Drumpfs' house! He gets all the tea!! 😂🎉🎉😂
😲👍 Make prison great again 2024!
I didn't get to have my lawyer present and I did have to pee in the cup... Just saying
It's probably best if we don't ask😊
Most of that was very close to the truth. Especially his criminal associates.
His sister recused herself when a drug dealer that Donald associated with came before her bench.
"Recuse" is something that judges used to do a long time ago to avoid even the appearance of partiality. Make the courts great again.
#nostalgia
This AI is getting very accurate!
This was absolutely brilliant!!! How do you not have at least a million subs?
Outstanding testimony - finally Trump told the true 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Yah, and when he said, 'i don't care about you, I just want your vote '. one time he told the truth
I saw 11 on my diary and whooped thinking cuff time was today ... but we have to wait another 4 weeks !!! Argh !!
20 more days 'til sentencing
I lost it over the stretch marks! 😅🤮
I'm a POS 😅😂
Sultan Spraytan's cell mate : Hannibal Lecter.
It reminds me of an experiment I saw in which a terrarium of ants was dumped into a terrarium of roaches.
Sure, Hannibal would eat his face off, but he would eventually succumb to the fumes.
#pyrrhicvictory
I wonder when, or mostly IF, this menace goes to prison if IT's cellmate will sue for unusual cruelty and punishment. Can you image the horror of listening, smelling and seeing this thing 24/7 for years.
This was priceless and right on point!😅
That went well. At least he didn’t have to pee in the cup.
This is so funny and not that exaggerated 🤣
Trump is "special".
I hope he remembers to take one of his Bibles to prison....and his "activity papers" from the trial.
Lmao!! All the felons list is hilarious!! 😂
I love the Spanish speaking, no bs, woman as the officer choice. Very well done, Mr. Jones! Always look forward to your brilliance.
AI Trump is like a saint compared to the real Trump. LOL!!!
I didn’t hear any farts! They must have been SBD farts. 🤣🤣🤣
Trump never farts. Nobody never farts the way he does.
Bigly farts. That's why all the big strong men are crying when they talk to him.
First! I love these videos.
Yeah, alright then This video needs an Oscar now 😂🎉
" gross " is a understatement
WOW, apart from the medication list that we can't be totally sure about, everything else is accurate. Right on!
Association with known felons was pretty close.
Three tubes of preparation H was 100%
Adderall for maintenance high in between coke binges
Benzodyazapine to soften the landing from stimulant (the slurred speech)
That's pretty well known on both coasts.
ua-cam.com/video/Bz1r1oIpMbU/v-deo.html
Trump was known in Miami as the 'Hoover' in the 1980's...100% fact.
I tell my students, Don't do drugs, m'kay? Or you may end up like Donald Trump: president.
The real Trump can't remember the previous ten seconds
well thats a wrap folks. Chuck him behind bars, 6 years.
20 more days of waiting.
Another home run with this one.
Betty White?
Sounds like it !
Now I can’t unhear that.
"That's not what your girlfriend said."
Probation officer sounds a bit like the late Betty White. 😅 Great video, hilarious all the meds he takes including three tubes of hemorrhoid cream daily. 😂😂😂
Best one yet! Truth is so cleansing
Wow, that was too damn funny. I was laughing till I cried It’s all so f-ing true …. Haven’t laughed that hard-in 3:27 a while.😂🤣
🤣🤣 This channel has given me a reason to laugh at this mess again. TY..👏🏼👏🏼
I wonder how Blanche feels at this stage representing Trump knowing he's trashed his career and will get paid exactly zero by Trump and have to eat all the expenses, too.
Tell him honey!! From her assumptions; it seems Trump Reeks! I love what you’ve done with his life Mr. Jones!!❤❤
“Do you associate with any known felons?”
How long have you got😊
ROFL....all those Drugs and he's still standing.
And yet he doesn't get along with Keith Richards at all.
alternet the-night-the-rolling-stones-fired-trump-keith-richards-once-pulled-a-knife-to-get-him-out-of-atlantic-city-venue .
And now then end is near and time to face the final curtain 😅 PRISON😊
If only Juan Merchan could listen to this.
Get this on TV...ROTFL
This is sooo good! “All my friends and associates are felons.”
And plenty of them are lawyers. A basket of irony.
Officer Gomez sounds like a 75 year old white lady
F***ing hilarious!
Greetings from the Netherlands 🇳🇱.
Is Betty White the probation officer? This could have made a killer SNL skit if Betty was still around.
Do you associate with any know felons ! ! !
PLEASE keep making these ‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼ These are the best on social-media ‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼
If only that was what actually went down. Then Judge Merchan would have no choice but to throw the book at him. Lock him up!
Mr Jones, This is absolutely brilliant work. Thank you very much,
Glad you enjoyed it
The GIANT ORANGE ELEPHANT in the room that that 99% of the G.O.P. refuses to acknowledge!
He needs a DIRT NAP!
Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏👏
HAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Soon, Trump won't even have his family around.
I just threw up in my mouth 😂
Was the probation officer sampled from Betty White? Lol
Betty bringing the heat!
Why does the Probation office sound like Betty White? 🤔
Brilliant!! I love that they made the probation officer sound just like Betty White 😅
Totally superb satire!
Forgot the Adderall?
This was great and hilarious.😅
How can a convicted felon run for president? Makes no sens.
Great 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The list of his Felon buddies🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Sounds like Betty White is his PO
Not Mexican Quaaludes🤣😂
Great video…I bet he refused to answer anything. I bet he’ll try to get clean before his sentencing. Then he’ll sleep through the whole thing. They’ll need to get a hair sample to tell the real story. Great video!
Brilliant:).
Excellent 😅
Who leaked the transcript ?
So true 😂
WHAT??? He didn't have to pee in the cup?
She sounds like Betty White!
As always incredibly realistic. 😂
Probation officer totally sounds like Jane Lynch!
7 different anti-psychotic medications 🤣🤣🤣
Too bad that doesn't work on personality disorders.
Love me some ai Betty White. Bless her amazing talent for all time and then some.
Seems perfectly true to me.
BREAKING NEWS IN NY CITY:
Trump's in his plane flying over New York City with his family.
He takes a look out the widow and says to Melania, film me baby, I'm gonna throw 10 - $100.00 bills out the window and make TEN people happy. Send Fox a clip of this right away!
Don Jr. looks at his dad and says, "Dad why not throw Two Hundred $5.00 Bill's out the window and make TWO HUNDRED people really happy".
Donald looks at his son and says "That's an even better idea son, your not so stupid after all".
Melania turns to her husband and says "Donald why not you trow ONE TAOUSAND - $1.00 bills out da window and make ONE TAOSAND PEOPLE EXTREMELY HAPPY den all of the New York will love you again".
Trump looks at his wife and says "You're brilliant Melania that's an even better idea, infact that's the best idea so far".
The pilot turns to Trump and says "Ive got a much better idea then all of that nonsense, why don't you take a FLYING LEAP and throw yourself out the window and make Billions of people around the world happy".