The Spider-Man comic he's talking about is called "Spider-Man: Reign" which is about an older Spider-Man that comes out of retirement. Another fun and totally not fucked up thing about it is Doc Ock is a long dead corpse being dragged around by his AI powered Octopus legs
"Imagine fighting to a chicken and losing" have you ever seen any bird, brandon? Chickens are ruthless and agressive, geese can bite and have teeth, and swan can snap your neck faster than you could call animal control
The only reason people don't obliterate birds, in every fight they have, is that people don't really want to hurt the birds. If you (are not short) went for it, you could kill any bird.
His mom bought it for him and not because of dark souls but because he was into medieval stuff. (He said so him self in one of his streams year or 2 ago) At least that how i remember and i know that in that stream he never said dark souls.
A Mosquitoe's "proboscis" is actually made up of 6 mouth parts inside of a sheath; the sheath bends out of the way like that when it's probing around for a capillary
That first video was actually concerning. My fiance has epilepsy and sometimes he will literally do that when he has a seizure. I hope that guy was just being weird.
The crusader armour does look a lot like Solaire of Astoria's armour. Also...chickens are related to tyrannosaurs, sooo I can imagine losing to one :^)
I would not lose to any avian or mammal (that isn't venemous, but I don't know any mammals that are venemous, other than MAYBE a platypus??? I can't remember if a platypus is considered a mammal) that is smaller than me in a fight.
I think the reason we have an unnatural fear of smaller things might have more to do with how our ancestors might have experienced some of the smaller animals being venomous and thus much more deadly.
The reason ants won't leave a circle drawn in marker is cause of the pheromones it produces, it just don't leave cause it basically ain't programmed to
THAT WASN'T EVEN CRUSADER ARMOR! IT WAS TEMPLAR ARMOR! the templars are just medieval priests that wear a sword! Crusaders wore typical leather and chainmail because it was effective and cheap. Also the song that plays ('the last stand' by sabaton) is about the sack of Rome in 1527. Waaaaay later after the crusades and templars. I just had to get that off my chest...
I’m not finna lie I’m drunk and sad but y’all made my night and gave me some hope I wish y’all the best thank you y’all have no idea how much y’all’s videos mean to me thank you once again
Video idea: WildSpartanz lets 16 friends make a video of them telling facts about the country they were born in. 1. Kingani 2. Stryxo 3. Condifiction 4. ItsMatlok 5. BeefStew 6. Pokay 7. Tizen99 8. Bizly 9. Rickle 10. Macro 11. IAmTy 12. Drumsy 13. Weest 14. Sneegsnag 15. JOKO 16. Jschlatt It's just a random one that I thought will be really cool.
That Stryxo said that crusader armor was the Artorias one... Artorias armor is just Silver Knight armor but broken and modified, engulfed by the abyss... That blew my mind
The reason why animals like ants and frogs won't move if you draw a circle around them is because it matches the patterns of predators like snakes apparently lol
Funny thing about the crusader armor it has nothing to do with the song in the background. The song "The Last Stand" by Sabaton is about the Swiss Guard who are in charge of guarding the Pope who imo have way cooler uniforms
I subscribed because Stryxo told me to and because of the Pokemon music in the background😂. Don't remember which game it is from tho. Gen 3 game, maybe.
Another wonderful videogame series that portrays a beautiful take on crusader inspired armour is Assassin's Creed. The Templars are portrayed as crusaders (or at least in crusader armour) in Altiar's timeline, considering it takes place during the third holy crusade.
in theory, due to the fact that spiderman and related spider themed superheros have radioactive blood, their eggs/sperm has a decently high chance of dying from radiation poisoning
That Spiderman comic about radioactive semen isn't Canon. Even I know that. It's an alternate universe where the radioactive spider had slightly different properties.
Ants wont leave a circle drawn around them because they use chemicals to give somewhat scent to the ants so they know where to go. Drawing a circle removes that scent causing them to know what to do
Swaggersouls... I mean, his name gives away that his whole image that he came up with is based off of Solaire of Astora from Dark Souls. But yes, the helmet he wears is a crusader helmet from I believe his grandmother. He talked about that in an episode where he showed how he takes care of his helmet to keep it looking so nice and shiny. But yeah, considering Dark Souls armor is from several time periods, including the crusades, renaissance, etc... you're not wrong in both assumptions.
4:36 can i just point out how nice they were about ani not knowing where the armor was from??? like , ,, there are so many people who would've made fun of her for that and idk i just really like how they took it
From what I understand SwaggerSouls loves history and such, thats why he was gifted the helmet by his parents I believe. I heard something about it on their Podcast a while back, Not quite sure though
I don't think we're afraid of smaller animals like birds, we just don't wanna hurt them, everyone knows they could fuck up a goose, but they don't just wanna stomp on it
technically it isnt just crusader armor, because that would be an over generalization. The armor he was wearing was in line with the equipment templar knights would use.
The “drawing a circle around a big to trap them” and thing only works with pen. It works because it burns their sense of smell. It’s like a pepper spray death trap.
have they really devolved into what is basically a reaction channel for meme compilations? they didn't even make the video they are watching, they are straight up just watching someone else's video.
The Spider-Man comic he's talking about is called "Spider-Man: Reign" which is about an older Spider-Man that comes out of retirement. Another fun and totally not fucked up thing about it is Doc Ock is a long dead corpse being dragged around by his AI powered Octopus legs
Was that comic made before or after Gyo ?
Why arę they draging him?-
what a horror monstrosity of a comic
It's basically the Dark Night Returns of Spider Man
my dumbass interpreted that as a lengthy dead corpse rather than a corpse dead for a prolonged amount of time
"Imagine fighting to a chicken and losing"
have you ever seen any bird, brandon? Chickens are ruthless and agressive, geese can bite and have teeth, and swan can snap your neck faster than you could call animal control
And bullet proof birds won a war against a country
You just gotta stop holding back. If a geese picks a fight and they get a damaged windpipe, that's not my problem.
The only reason people don't obliterate birds, in every fight they have, is that people don't really want to hurt the birds. If you (are not short) went for it, you could kill any bird.
@@whatthebeepvideos cassowaries ( it only take one kick), ostrich, shoebill, magpie (gouges eyes out and teaches kids how to hate you),
@@whatthebeepvideos have you ever seen a goose?! Or an ostrich? Or an emu??? I'd do my best to punt one of them and end up in a casket
Swaggers Attire is Dark Souls inspired, he also has/had Solaire as a notification on Twitch. But Crusaders still are the Inspiration for Solair.
Praise the sun
the actual helm it's based off I think is the great helm witch first showed up in the late 13th century in the crusades
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His mom bought it for him and not because of dark souls but because he was into medieval stuff. (He said so him self in one of his streams year or 2 ago) At least that how i remember and i know that in that stream he never said dark souls.
9:06
Brandon: That's fucking awful!!
Stryxo: Don't be mean to the dog..
Ani: You can BUY a dog off wish?
.. Omg. Never change Ani
as soon as stryxo said "in canon-" I knew he was going to talk about the radioactive nut.
Same
Same
i thought it was gonna be about mpreg being canon tbh
@@mountainghosteverett that was actually my second thought, if you'll believe it
Brandon has obviously never been attacked by a rooster. They will tear you to shreds. They are scary, but not jump down a mountain scary
Grew up on a farm with roosters... They were scary until I just kept kicking them with boots on.
How does Stryxo know literally EVERYTHING. Like where is all that niché knowledge from ffs
Being on youtube at 2 am
Literally grew up constantly on the internet/youtube/reddit.
Pumpkins a berry :)
Dafuq does “niché” mean
@@stoopidapples1596 it means niché
10:35 He really became an NPC. He had to go through his animations before he registered what happened
Shouldn't he be immune to any status change during door animation though?
@@Narrativerse That's what i call High quality game design.
I actually like the part where He scream at the girl without mask.
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Hello stryxo :)
shut up stryxo >:(
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Hi stryxo of the comments
A Mosquitoe's "proboscis" is actually made up of 6 mouth parts inside of a sheath; the sheath bends out of the way like that when it's probing around for a capillary
8:38 I'm fucking dying at the thought they literally couldn't see him oh my God I am in tears
See who?
@@gonzalocianci6105 see deez nuts
He was like
hm?
ok
@@MyHumorSucksAlot Who the fuck is deez nuts?
@@nerotheweirdo4755 *everywhere at the end of time starts playing*
That first video was actually concerning. My fiance has epilepsy and sometimes he will literally do that when he has a seizure. I hope that guy was just being weird.
Of course Ani king of the minions would say banana
The crusader armour does look a lot like Solaire of Astoria's armour.
Also...chickens are related to tyrannosaurs, sooo I can imagine losing to one :^)
"Imagine if they had arms"
_Yeah I think it was a good idea to evolve those out chief_
I would not lose to any avian or mammal (that isn't venemous, but I don't know any mammals that are venemous, other than MAYBE a platypus??? I can't remember if a platypus is considered a mammal) that is smaller than me in a fight.
I also think I would beat any kangaroo in a fight too, but that is a discussion for another day.
I'm ready! Also, Happy Halloween, guys! Celebrate!
Happy Halloween :D
Happy Halloween :)
We don't celebrate Halloween here :( but happy Halloween! :D
"Is there anything more shameful then fighting a chicken and losing?"
Game developers:"And thats why we make chickens a horde of murderous fiends"
i like how kingani's icon looks like she's looking at the two of you with distress and fear
And there's a dog which the red man with a mask is scared of
I think the reason we have an unnatural fear of smaller things might have more to do with how our ancestors might have experienced some of the smaller animals being venomous and thus much more deadly.
ah, stryxo turned into sonic for a bit
The reason ants won't leave a circle drawn in marker is cause of the pheromones it produces, it just don't leave cause it basically ain't programmed to
Wait, Stryxo has more than one tone of voice that he can make??
I watch you guys all the time before and after work and u brighten my day every time. Thank u💖
Y'all should react to only in New York its hilarious
also it had to be brazil
They really should
5:30
"Imagine fighting to a chicken and losing"
Cuccos: Am I a joke to you?
Artorias.... Trixo did my man Solaire dirty!
i literally had to pause the video and take a minute after hearing that. F for the boy Solaire
Fun Fact: There's actually hidden lore in WildSpartanz videos. So you should watch all of them so you can understand them!
Brandon fucks houses
@@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257 yup!
The reason why animals get scared by 2d is because that's the dimension they see in
False. Insects do see in 3D though not through the same way Humans do. GET OWNED BY FACTS AND LOGIC LIBTARD
@@therodyman700 cringe.
@@therodyman700 Oh no, syringe
Wha… They’d literally have to see in 3D or else none of them would be able to hunt
@@therodyman700 i was with you until the last sentence why people always saying confusing ass politic insults 😭 i dont understand
THAT WASN'T EVEN CRUSADER ARMOR! IT WAS TEMPLAR ARMOR! the templars are just medieval priests that wear a sword! Crusaders wore typical leather and chainmail because it was effective and cheap. Also the song that plays ('the last stand' by sabaton) is about the sack of Rome in 1527. Waaaaay later after the crusades and templars.
I just had to get that off my chest...
I’m not finna lie I’m drunk and sad but y’all made my night and gave me some hope I wish y’all the best thank you y’all have no idea how much y’all’s videos mean to me thank you once again
"Imagine fighting a chicken and losing."
It's a fucking rooster, you go fight a rooster if you're so confident.
I have never met a nice rooster ever.
Video idea: WildSpartanz lets 16 friends make a video of them telling facts about the country they were born in.
1. Kingani
2. Stryxo
3. Condifiction
4. ItsMatlok
5. BeefStew
6. Pokay
7. Tizen99
8. Bizly
9. Rickle
10. Macro
11. IAmTy
12. Drumsy
13. Weest
14. Sneegsnag
15. JOKO
16. Jschlatt
It's just a random one that I thought will be really cool.
I’m pretty sure some of them overlap in terms of countries of origin.
Hearing him call a Solair helmet an Artorias helmet upsets me more than it probably should
That Stryxo said that crusader armor was the Artorias one...
Artorias armor is just Silver Knight armor but broken and modified, engulfed by the abyss...
That blew my mind
Does anyone know the song at 8:50?
I'll leave a comment here in case someone knows the answer
@@undeadtark I don't think you've heard the song we ment
@@artinovol4277 yeah, it doesn't sound the same...
@@artinovol4277 Yeah, I mixed up 8:30 with 8:50. I'm too tired for this
Magical shoujo girl is the name
The reason why animals like ants and frogs won't move if you draw a circle around them is because it matches the patterns of predators like snakes apparently lol
This video is dog water (I said the thing, are you happy Stryxo?)
Funny thing about the crusader armor it has nothing to do with the song in the background. The song "The Last Stand" by Sabaton is about the Swiss Guard who are in charge of guarding the Pope who imo have way cooler uniforms
well, i gotta do it now
this video is dog water
I subscribed because Stryxo told me to and because of the Pokemon music in the background😂. Don't remember which game it is from tho. Gen 3 game, maybe.
I Just found this.... THIS....
THIS....
GOLD OF A CHANNEL
"Imagine fighting a chicken and losing"
The chickens: 7:44
8:50 what song is this?
People scared of chickens, meanwhile I go into barns full of 7 thousand turkeys twice a day with nothing but boots, overalls, and a baseball bat
The fear of smaller things can be explained easily with the baby zombies from minecraft
Smaller animals have no concept of self preservation also roosters have spikes talon like cowboy boots.
The fact they called the bread boys swagger souls scares me
Artorias be rocking that historically accurate ponytail
Small animals have smaller hitboxes and thats why they are scarier
The reason most people are afraid of Roosters is because they can beat the ever loving hell out of you.
Vegan teacher be screaming that if we eat animals we go to hell, while im here like b*ch i aint ever going to heaven for the shit i pulled
9:58 has me dying! Bro the scream fits so well! Tarzan tuggin himself 💀
I know something more shameful than losing a battle to a fucking chicken, an entire continent losing a war to a fucking emu
Oh hey the one with the snake texting is my video :) pretty cool
Another wonderful videogame series that portrays a beautiful take on crusader inspired armour is Assassin's Creed. The Templars are portrayed as crusaders (or at least in crusader armour) in Altiar's timeline, considering it takes place during the third holy crusade.
in theory, due to the fact that spiderman and related spider themed superheros have radioactive blood, their eggs/sperm has a decently high chance of dying from radiation poisoning
10:16 what is this song?
"Imagine fighting with a f**king chicken and loosing"
You have never heard of the Cuccos in Legend of Zelda I can tell.
That Spiderman comic about radioactive semen isn't Canon. Even I know that. It's an alternate universe where the radioactive spider had slightly different properties.
Ants wont leave a circle drawn around them because they use chemicals to give somewhat scent to the ants so they know where to go. Drawing a circle removes that scent causing them to know what to do
I failed to make breakfast just now so now I’m starving and sad, but this video is here and so am I
Saying “I thought that was from a video game” has the same energy as “it’s that guy form fortnight”
What is that first video of the screaming morning stretch, I need to send it to a group chat.
Anna's like: oh shit don't bring me into this argument.
Lol
Oh no, the raccoon bandits are at it again, gotta get the bat.
3:33 the new what if?
Fun fact, most insects can only see in 2 dimensions, praying mantis and a few others being the exception
yooo that clip with the pretty bridge over the river is my hometown!!!!
Title : videos that might be illegal | 3
Me : Im so bad
Not WildSpartanz making my fear of spiders more prominent….
7:52 them zombies must be runnin' after seeing this
Swaggersouls... I mean, his name gives away that his whole image that he came up with is based off of Solaire of Astora from Dark Souls. But yes, the helmet he wears is a crusader helmet from I believe his grandmother. He talked about that in an episode where he showed how he takes care of his helmet to keep it looking so nice and shiny. But yeah, considering Dark Souls armor is from several time periods, including the crusades, renaissance, etc... you're not wrong in both assumptions.
4:36 can i just point out how nice they were about ani not knowing where the armor was from??? like , ,, there are so many people who would've made fun of her for that and idk i just really like how they took it
From what I understand SwaggerSouls loves history and such, thats why he was gifted the helmet by his parents I believe. I heard something about it on their Podcast a while back, Not quite sure though
9:00 bro that was so insulting his fight and flight instinct kicked in
love how stryxo is getting into making vids more
Roosters can have huge claws, so it's smart to be wary of them
I don't think we're afraid of smaller animals like birds, we just don't wanna hurt them, everyone knows they could fuck up a goose, but they don't just wanna stomp on it
3:57 I got a free pair of headphones that said this when I turned it on (even with the same voice). What does it mean?
"Videos that might be illegal"
Me: Leaked footage of the Tieneman Square massacre??
Happy birthday Brandon. Almost missed it
5:35 *Link looks away in shame*
The fact that Australia lost a war to emu I think it was emu but that was hilarious
3:47 he could have gotten rid of 90% of his enemies just by being a menace to society
Bruh they dont know the breadboys that make that Crusader memes
“Adjust there blood pressure to me move”, literally how muscles work
Stryxo will never replace my man Bizly
Yeah, MJ had the equivalent of Chernobyl Potent Dad Nuts and died from it in an alternate version of Spider-Man's normal world.
8:04 probably because insects atleast when they're on the ground may as well live in a 2D plane of existence
Wild Spartans?
More like...
Doc Martens!
4:06 Lmao the Sabaton song
My favourite fact is sea spiders have part of their guts stuffed down their legs
7:15 he really went "yep this is going in my cringe compilation"
Our eyes and brain have evolved to detect things that skidder, like venomous spider or scorpions.
technically it isnt just crusader armor, because that would be an over generalization. The armor he was wearing was in line with the equipment templar knights would use.
STRYXO SOUNDED LIKE SONIC WHEN HE DID THE PROMO---
Spider pimp
Spider pimp.
Gets Gwen prego then he dips
Mary Jane literally experienced death by snu snu lmao
Trust me.
most of us would loose to an angry chicken.
The “drawing a circle around a big to trap them” and thing only works with pen. It works because it burns their sense of smell. It’s like a pepper spray death trap.
have they really devolved into what is basically a reaction channel for meme compilations? they didn't even make the video they are watching, they are straight up just watching someone else's video.