I sleep through alarms really easily, but there's two that never fail to wake me. Any music that I don't frequently listen to and the "it is Wednesday my dudes" audio progressively getting louder
as an aussie i can confirm that's exactly what i thought lmao fighting one of those fuckers is like going up against a pro kickboxer except it's a giant murder rat with a skin pocket and no regrets you will get royally fucked up
1:11 context: a dude named hyphonix does omegle trolling videos and he was doing one with his house on fire, his heel crashing into the window was not part of the script tho
At 5:55 I know why the fan is doing that, it's because it uses an ac induction motor, and if something causes friction between the rotor and the stator it will cause this awful noise and it will not move easily.
I've been shot with a point blank rival Prometheus, which for context shoots stupidly fast, point blank at my ass. Didn't wake up until 2 days later... I clearly needed the sleep. Also, JFK was a president... THEREFORE I BECOME PRESIDENT IF I UNSUBSCRIBE! HELL YES, TIME TO FIX THIS STUPID COUNTRY!
@@daisyjoy242 yes... well technically it was 52 hours, and I apparently slept walk for food, don't trust that though, but I think that's technically worse.
I just realized, I should probably specify I also sleep walk, and eat apparently, not exactly safe, but that deals with the problem comas cause, as I was eating... just not while awake, because my medical records probably look like the doctors were making excuses to jack up the bills, but no, I'm the normal one by comparison to the rest of my family.
@@TheUltimateShade667 sorry, I honestly have no idea why I thought it was relevant when I posted it. My initial thought was how they both disembowel, but yeah, I see how it makes no sense now.
lucky yall who’re heavy sleepers goddamn, i literally sometimes wake up just from my roommate rolling over in bed, and its not even a squeaky bed frame. im a freakin ultralight sleeper, and its not very fun
2:10 I remember this one amusement park used to have a ride that followed this exact concept, except it was horizontal and not vertical. You would stand against the wall as the ride started to spin, and eventually the floor beneath you would lower and you’d stick to to wall because the momentum keeps you pressed against it.
8:39 i’ve seen the video they’re talking about on tiktok, lemme help y’all (also a lot of this is speculation) so these guys were at an abandoned (supposedly haunted) hospital, dropped the radiator down because (i assume) they couldn’t get down to the bottom? anyways one of them said something similar to “this is the one”, (probably) meaning they tried pushing it in from a higher floor, but it got stuck so they went down and found the door (which i personally think was already open) and pushed it. A lot of the commenters were joking around that the noise when it fell was the ghost at the bottom of the shaft and yk what? it’s funny so I agree. TL;DR some guys drop a radiator on a ghost
The only way I can wake up is a heavy metal playlist I have in the morning. I don't listen to any of the songs, and it gets mixed around often. in my dreams(lucid) I know when it's time to wake up when I don't recognize the song. I sleep so hard my mother once yelled 2 ft away from my face, and violently shook me to wake me up, she thought I was dead. My dad poured water on my face. I did not give a single shit. I also respond when talked to so I have yelled at my mom incoherent nonsense cause she asked me a question. Then she said "whatever you don't know what you're talking about." I sat up and loudly exclaimed "I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT" I was still completely asleep and gave no memory of this. I am a very odd person to be around when I sleep
A few years ago, a house in our town had a propane leak that filled it and then ignited causing an explosion about a block away. (No one was home) apparently it shook our house and I just slept right through it
Im not just bad at waking up, i literally have the Worlds Loudest alarm clock made to make up even deaf people with how much it vibrates and flashes, and yet i am able to sleep right through it.
I slept through an earthquake before. Didn't believe my sister and parents when they said there was one. Then there was an aftershock at school. Yeah. Suffice to say absolutely nothing wakes me up. When I go to bed, I just hope I wake up on time because ik nothing else will.
@@deleted6089 My sister was awoken by that earthquake. My dad was already up and eating breakfast (because he was getting ready for work). He says he remembers watching TV and the same TV station getting hit, as it was the same distance away from the center as we were. And the anchor was like, "Well, I think that was an earthquake." I just doubled checked, it was a 5.2/5.4 at the center. (Some sites disagreed on the exact measurements, but still.) We weren't near the middle, but we were at least under a half hour from the center. The most recent one was a 2.2. Which I had no idea we had. The earthquake we had when I was younger definitely woke people up. (It was early in the morning as well.)
Funny thing is I kinda have to jump start my CPU cooler, its soooo old it makes a weird noise for minutes unless I jump start it (or stop by pressing my thumb against the middle)
I turned this video to .75 to better watch what happened to the showerhead and it turns out these videos are _way_ funnier when everyone sounds slightly drunk
I sleep through alarms really easily, but there's two that never fail to wake me. Any music that I don't frequently listen to and the "it is Wednesday my dudes" audio progressively getting louder
Noice
If you have a Samsung, you can have it read out your alarm name. Trust me when I say that using that voice function will wake you up.
Is it just the 'it is wednesday my dudes' bit? Or also the aaaaAAAA-? Cuz personally that scream would wake me up immediately.
My alarm is the vine boom sound effect and that normally does the trick
Get a radio alarm clock and tune in to an empty channel. Radio noise at full power will definitely wake you up
"I could take a Kangaroo in a fight."
Literally every Australian: "You're not from around here, are you, mate?"
Yeah those claws they have can disembowel you
as an aussie i can confirm that's exactly what i thought lmao
fighting one of those fuckers is like going up against a pro kickboxer except it's a giant murder rat with a skin pocket and no regrets
you will get royally fucked up
he said he could take a kangaroo but not in a fight
@@angiiePaniic That is the best way I have seen someone describe a kangaroo.
@@thegamingraven1691 thank you thank you :)
The critter at 0:46 was a Pallas's cat.
Basically, a cat so elusive and weird it can only live at the very top of mountains.
They're like the exact opposite of Tibetan Sand Foxes
*he is round.*
1:11 context: a dude named hyphonix does omegle trolling videos and he was doing one with his house on fire, his heel crashing into the window was not part of the script tho
Love his channel and I was watching his stream when it happened
i wished he took the cam tho
@@korbeanenterlastnamehere6538 yeah but then it would be obvious his house wasn’t actually on fire
@@nathanielperry2714 yeah but it would look coo;
cool
“Your body really doesn’t want you to wake up.”
“It’s called depression.”
Beef is undoubtedly not straight in any way shape or form
the sexuality is in the bag and shall not be opened
*opens bag*
*dies*
pandora's bag
@@WildSpartanz bag looking more like a purse ngl
@@WildSpartanz are you worried you'll like what you see?
0:48 That floofy boy is a Pallas Cat. They live in the mountains of Tibet and Nepal, and are extremely hard to find because of their elusiveness.
He do be rotund n shit
I garentee you it's just rur
I could take a kangaroo. Not in a fight tho.
Brandon: your done. your done
Can you fix me brandon?
Brandon: No❤
It's a very furry thing to say
@@manowa3395 why?
@@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 yes
Another WildFartanz classic
Wildshartanz
the way beef and poke high-pitch giggle at the cat videos makes my heart happy.
this is like the earliest ive been on a wildshartans video
Same
Same 😼
I think a lot of people's ideal universe would be being married to Markiplier, Pewdiepie, Jackspeticeye, etc.
vanossgaming bruh
@@Chibi_Mercury We all got one.
All 3 of them are happily married, so…..?
Wtf
@@StinkySeaGoat I don't think jack is married to evilien?
God dammit, when you guys goes "hehehe" I'm freaking dead, you all grown men and cute at the same time
at least one of them is basically a femboy
Beef is unironically adorable
Agreed
the giggling whenever an animal video came up is adorable and also highly relatable
At 5:55 I know why the fan is doing that, it's because it uses an ac induction motor, and if something causes friction between the rotor and the stator it will cause this awful noise and it will not move easily.
Stfu the reason is because it is in Brazil, (it actually is) it seen so much his health is decaying
I really appreciate you adding Beef to the crew. Its nice to get some representation as a mildly effeminate, bi-curious degenerate weabu.
9:57 i just love the lil "*gasp* its Jschlatt"
Is no one going to mention the fact that Brandon said washing machine instead of dishwasher at 1:44 in the video?
It is called washing machine in dif countries
Can we just take a moment to acknowledge how half of this video was about Beef's sexuality and JFKs assassination?
Beef stew's humor gives me life
mmmm hamburgers
These videos always make my day, I binge them constantly 💜✨
I have had to jumpstart a fan before. It's like starting one of those really old prop planes.
Same here.
I've been shot with a point blank rival Prometheus, which for context shoots stupidly fast, point blank at my ass. Didn't wake up until 2 days later... I clearly needed the sleep. Also, JFK was a president... THEREFORE I BECOME PRESIDENT IF I UNSUBSCRIBE! HELL YES, TIME TO FIX THIS STUPID COUNTRY!
You went into a two day coma
@@daisyjoy242 yes... well technically it was 52 hours, and I apparently slept walk for food, don't trust that though, but I think that's technically worse.
I just realized, I should probably specify I also sleep walk, and eat apparently, not exactly safe, but that deals with the problem comas cause, as I was eating... just not while awake, because my medical records probably look like the doctors were making excuses to jack up the bills, but no, I'm the normal one by comparison to the rest of my family.
You CAN fight a kangaroo, I wouldnt reccomend it. they like to disembowl.
And failing that, they'll drag their target to the nearest body of water to drown them. Freaking Australia man.
that's literally the only thing they have in common with Cassowaries.
@@Pandora_Ravenheart why are cassowaries relevant?
@@TheUltimateShade667 sorry, I honestly have no idea why I thought it was relevant when I posted it. My initial thought was how they both disembowel, but yeah, I see how it makes no sense now.
@@Pandora_Ravenheart yeah I was confused lol
The consecutive giggling when they see a cat is so pure
lucky yall who’re heavy sleepers goddamn, i literally sometimes wake up just from my roommate rolling over in bed, and its not even a squeaky bed frame. im a freakin ultralight sleeper, and its not very fun
Don't worry guys, JFK is doing good in the retirement home
In the sky
The more I see this trio the more I crave to draw them ....
2:10 I remember this one amusement park used to have a ride that followed this exact concept, except it was horizontal and not vertical. You would stand against the wall as the ride started to spin, and eventually the floor beneath you would lower and you’d stick to to wall because the momentum keeps you pressed against it.
8:39 i’ve seen the video they’re talking about on tiktok, lemme help y’all (also a lot of this is speculation)
so these guys were at an abandoned (supposedly haunted) hospital, dropped the radiator down because (i assume) they couldn’t get down to the bottom? anyways one of them said something similar to “this is the one”, (probably) meaning they tried pushing it in from a higher floor, but it got stuck so they went down and found the door (which i personally think was already open) and pushed it. A lot of the commenters were joking around that the noise when it fell was the ghost at the bottom of the shaft and yk what? it’s funny so I agree.
TL;DR some guys drop a radiator on a ghost
The opening of this video absolutely killed me
Brandons laugh at 6:16 sounded like the ankha video
Beef's sexuality is underrated
Beef sexuality is a try all
What video was the beef thing they mentioned from
0:50 what's even funnier about this Spider Man vid is that it's in the Army. Those are Army PT uniforms
Brandon can probably just find LED showerheads on Amazon
At this point ive just accepted that im horrifically gay for Beef.
for those curious, the cat at 0:45 is a Maine Coon
It's a manul / Pallas's cat, dumbass, maine coon is bigger and less fluffy
@@ИванЯрмак-й9р the most heated I’ve ever seen a person get over cat breeds
@@lunamoth984 yes
this is always the highlight of my day .
4:40 is how my DS used to wake up my unit a lot, didn't need to come in screaming and shit because we were good boys and girls
4:56 I love these two they would make good friends
Sometimes all you need is WildShartanz and his freinds reacting to funny cat videos to make your day better.
These videos completely made made my day! Thank you good sir!
6:28 run, walk, flee, escape, all is a temporary solution to avoid the inevitable demise from the immortal snail
Unironically i love your song choices while watching the clips, especially the Rhythm Heaven ones (I heard Bossa Nova at the beginning)
The reaction these three grown men have to any domestic animal gives me life
“You had me at boys”
1:04 “Oh, nuggets” that man has priorities
7:48 did anyone notice this mans eye just start rolling back into his head??
Sounds like the plot to the sequel to Kangaroo jack
I totally feel sleeping through everything -- I have the world's loudest alarm clock XD
a mosquito could fart at my neighbors house and im up.
7:41 he was built like the jockey from left for dead 2
"I can totally take a Kangaroo, not in a fight-- But..."- Beef in a horny mood
UA-cam asked me why I enjoyed the video, I said it was informative and helpful
“You had me at boys” who are you a catholic priest?
NOPE. JAIL.
That little gremlin was so cute tho
I have an alarm for deaf people (It has a attachment to shake your pillow/mattress) and I still will sleep through it sometimes lol
The only way I can wake up is a heavy metal playlist I have in the morning. I don't listen to any of the songs, and it gets mixed around often. in my dreams(lucid) I know when it's time to wake up when I don't recognize the song. I sleep so hard my mother once yelled 2 ft away from my face, and violently shook me to wake me up, she thought I was dead. My dad poured water on my face. I did not give a single shit. I also respond when talked to so I have yelled at my mom incoherent nonsense cause she asked me a question. Then she said "whatever you don't know what you're talking about." I sat up and loudly exclaimed "I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT" I was still completely asleep and gave no memory of this. I am a very odd person to be around when I sleep
Wildfartanz is the weirdest part of the video
I KNOW THAT CAT AT 8:54 THATS BREAKFAST SANDWICH!!!!!!
The best part of beef's questionable comments is the pfp tbh
A few years ago, a house in our town had a propane leak that filled it and then ignited causing an explosion about a block away. (No one was home) apparently it shook our house and I just slept right through it
7:48 that one person got their pupil dilated so hard with that dose that they saw the face of god himself
My daily serotonin if these guys giggling at cat videos
I’m always happy to see a new wildspartanz vid
No alarms wake me up, but surprisingly having no sound on my alarm and having it just vibrate on the table next to me wakes me up
was not expecting to see fraxiom at 5:08 lmao
Brandon calling a dishwasher a washing machine brings me pain
This man really called the dishwasher a washing machine.
JFK? I love that band. I heard it's a real head banger.
Im not just bad at waking up, i literally have the Worlds Loudest alarm clock made to make up even deaf people with how much it vibrates and flashes, and yet i am able to sleep right through it.
bro I swear I've like all of these videos I'm just here for your reactions
Beef has to be my favorite person in these videos besides Brandon.
This channel and issacwhy are helping me get over the end of Lunch Club, Sad milk and soothouse
This rly isnt related to the video but Brandon gives me big Biff Tannen vibes lol
Jokes on you because,
"NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDY'S"
id love to fall asleep in someones warm embrace
So happy I found the channel that you get these videos from.
I slept through an earthquake before. Didn't believe my sister and parents when they said there was one. Then there was an aftershock at school.
Yeah. Suffice to say absolutely nothing wakes me up. When I go to bed, I just hope I wake up on time because ik nothing else will.
I mean, depending on the category most earthquakes are probably too light to wake people up, especially if you’re on a bed
@@deleted6089 My sister was awoken by that earthquake. My dad was already up and eating breakfast (because he was getting ready for work). He says he remembers watching TV and the same TV station getting hit, as it was the same distance away from the center as we were. And the anchor was like, "Well, I think that was an earthquake." I just doubled checked, it was a 5.2/5.4 at the center. (Some sites disagreed on the exact measurements, but still.) We weren't near the middle, but we were at least under a half hour from the center.
The most recent one was a 2.2. Which I had no idea we had. The earthquake we had when I was younger definitely woke people up. (It was early in the morning as well.)
What song is that at 5:07 it sounds really familiar
Skrillex
Kyoto by Skrillex :)
What's the original video?
1:42 I always make sure my cutting boards fit inside the washing machine
I’m not even lying, right before you said if you yawn you like/subscribe, I yawned, you earned this
6:22 i literally just did this with rootbeer the other day
He called the dishwasher a washing machine.
Funny thing is I kinda have to jump start my CPU cooler, its soooo old it makes a weird noise for minutes unless I jump start it (or stop by pressing my thumb against the middle)
The screaming souls of the damned shall haunt you if you don't appreciate kermit and potatos
My fire alarm went off at about 2 in the morning a few days ago, it woke me up, so, I had to put it in silent mode for me to sleep.
7:55 🤣🤣🤣
A certified WildShartanz Classic
10:04 TURN OFF YOUR FREAKING BREAKER, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
1:45 my mans really said “washing machine” and not dishwasher
1:19 has hit different since 2020.
You know I have one of those epilepsy alarms and also epilepsy I wonder if I’ll regretting that one day
That snail video got me
I turned this video to .75 to better watch what happened to the showerhead and it turns out these videos are _way_ funnier when everyone sounds slightly drunk
JFK didn't subscribe to WildSparanz and look what happened to him.
0:50 Spider-Man: Needs To Go Home
Jfk just had a mind opening experience!