A Decade of Kevin Hart Dad Jokes Part 2

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  • Опубліковано 12 сер 2021
  • A compilation of Kevin Hart dad jokes through the years so good that we turned it into a two parter!
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  • @zeni595
    @zeni595 2 роки тому +3160

    i love how open he is about getting caught

  • @angelmendoza1876
    @angelmendoza1876 2 роки тому +3504

    “Check mate bitch, I hung up the phone” got me dead😂😂😂

  • @sugarlove9179
    @sugarlove9179 2 роки тому +1098

    “Come on daddy don’t do me like that”😂🤣

    • @The_Real_Moon
      @The_Real_Moon Рік тому +6

      Kevin's Son :Take my leg instead take my leg instead!!!!"

    • @37TTTmine
      @37TTTmine 11 місяців тому

      Come on daddy don’t do me like that I swear to God I heard from upstairs fuck you

  • @ajarends1772
    @ajarends1772 2 роки тому +524

    "FUCK U IS THE CODE"THAT SCENE KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PrietoYesenia
      @PrietoYesenia 2 роки тому +4

      Me too 😂🤣

    • @De_Mona_Lisa
      @De_Mona_Lisa 11 місяців тому +4

      IKR 😂😂😂😂 MY BROTHERS AND I DIED😂😂😂

    • @nonomefi2088
      @nonomefi2088 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@De_Mona_Lisa
      😊

  • @s.dot0306
    @s.dot0306 2 роки тому +2182

    "In my mind she was cooking cocaine.." 😂😂😂☠️

    • @CallMeX881
      @CallMeX881 2 роки тому +59

      "wait i almost finished"

    • @waterbender9939
      @waterbender9939 2 роки тому +10

      @@CallMeX881 that's what she said lol 😂

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 2 роки тому +5

      @@waterbender9939
      Your profile name. 😏

    • @aikamxn9250
      @aikamxn9250 Рік тому +8

      bruh in my mind she was doing some other shii

    • @ChaosWeeb
      @ChaosWeeb Рік тому +8

      @@CallMeX881 i wouldve been like "holy shit shes watching p0rn"

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds 2 роки тому +2755

    Kevin's "son turns into a crackhead" imitation is pure diamond! 😂

    • @finnvanderes6480
      @finnvanderes6480 2 роки тому +59

      C’mon daddy don’t do me like that

    • @jacobnele3006
      @jacobnele3006 2 роки тому +6

      Yes I want to come in hot friend friend

    • @jacobnele3006
      @jacobnele3006 2 роки тому +1

      Love love I went to her coming heart and arrows what do you mean who are you going to be fine hanging

    • @jacobnele3006
      @jacobnele3006 2 роки тому +6

      Love love you 😻🤟🏾

    • @jacobnele3006
      @jacobnele3006 2 роки тому +3

      Love love ❤️ love ❤️ I love

  • @HilalFCB
    @HilalFCB 2 роки тому +123

    "My daughter a ho" this shit sent me to the heavens.

  • @jauhwilliams8618
    @jauhwilliams8618 2 роки тому +668

    Idc what y’all say…Kevin is one of the 🐐’s.

    • @neighborhoodkrazyboy
      @neighborhoodkrazyboy 2 роки тому +16

      Real Talk

    • @muditahlawat
      @muditahlawat 2 роки тому +8

      @@neighborhoodkrazyboy this a real story

    • @Mrbuttboi
      @Mrbuttboi 2 роки тому +25

      I’m so pissed about the Oscars thing. He deserves to host them. I’m so pissed.

    • @4evanumbrand192
      @4evanumbrand192 2 роки тому +4

      Hell nah he's not that funny

    • @oneofuschoked2370
      @oneofuschoked2370 2 роки тому +25

      @@4evanumbrand192 neither is ellen degenerous LOL

  • @TheKki2
    @TheKki2 2 роки тому +614

    It's taken me years to get in to Hart's comedy. Had to watch and rewatch him severally to finally get his humor. No longer think he's overrated.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 2 роки тому +7

      🤨

    • @katorogi14
      @katorogi14 2 роки тому +4

      Lol, tryna tell us that he is the funniest out there. Nope.

    • @Raywatch773
      @Raywatch773 2 роки тому +19

      @@katorogi14 nb said he was he definitely top 5 for some top 10 for some he definitely top 10 fasho the man is walking comedy

    • @uno9915
      @uno9915 Рік тому

      @@katorogi14 you probably think Gabriel Iglesias is the funniest mf ever so stfu

    • @adeyemi708
      @adeyemi708 Рік тому +4

      @@katorogi14Statistically speaking kevin hart is the funniest guy to ever breathe air

  • @divachhajlani9978
    @divachhajlani9978 2 роки тому +84

    “Boy put the code in the phone before I punch you in the fucking throat” had me goin 😂😂

  • @90sbabyemi40
    @90sbabyemi40 2 роки тому +252

    Kevin is one of the best around

  • @rhizomove6631
    @rhizomove6631 2 роки тому +281

    Kevin tells the best stories!!!

  • @seriflelic9738
    @seriflelic9738 2 роки тому +579

    One of the greatest comedians ever ♥️

    • @yoda5664
      @yoda5664 2 роки тому +3

      Disagreed, he ain't funny he's a low level comedian you watch him just to laugh. You have a bland sense of humor. He isn't even in the top 100. Maybe in the top 1000

    • @yoda5664
      @yoda5664 2 роки тому +4

      Dave C. And Eddie M. top two

    • @im_jordan1514
      @im_jordan1514 2 роки тому +30

      @@yoda5664 ya you def weird ashl and biased if you think kevin isnt top 10 all time funniest comedians ever.

    • @mothernature6996
      @mothernature6996 2 роки тому +25

      @@yoda5664that’s yr opinion but alot of people think otherwise you just sounds lika hater

    • @hunniii2356
      @hunniii2356 2 роки тому +3

      @@yoda5664 your opinion. Not other's

  • @maesnow6684
    @maesnow6684 2 роки тому +735

    I love how he is so open about how he abuses his kids lmao 😭

    • @chadskeen8559
      @chadskeen8559 2 роки тому +146

      Lol “ I CHOKED THIS SHIT OUT OF MY SON HE COULDN’T BREATHE”

    • @divachhajlani9978
      @divachhajlani9978 2 роки тому +65

      Police comin to Kevin’s house like sir

    • @hunniii2356
      @hunniii2356 2 роки тому +27

      I mean yeah it's a joke so purr.

    • @vanity1602
      @vanity1602 2 роки тому +45

      The fact that you think he actually choked his son is what surprises me.

    • @hunniii2356
      @hunniii2356 2 роки тому +9

      @@vanity1602 I think they are being ironic

  • @yeshasgprakash5023
    @yeshasgprakash5023 2 роки тому +208

    12:24 that was some philosophical shit. I loved it.

  • @dgeneeknapp3168
    @dgeneeknapp3168 Рік тому +162

    I feel like I have watched his kids grow up before my eyes, and I've never met them. It's funny. His daughter has grown from telling him off about juice in toddler gibberish to confiding in him about her romantic life. And the boy...he can hold his head up good now 🤣.

  • @arunsundaram7719
    @arunsundaram7719 2 роки тому +86

    He never complicates or cooks up the humour they are natural and simple and best

  • @CIII328
    @CIII328 Рік тому +31

    “Nah, man! I ain’t gon do it!”
    I’d have been taken aback, too 😂

  • @lucinehunte5009
    @lucinehunte5009 Рік тому +24

    Kevin's daughter "wait I'm almost finished"🤣🤣

    • @kalebbrown6134
      @kalebbrown6134 11 місяців тому +1

      That had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stayhappylittlemermaid
    @stayhappylittlemermaid 2 роки тому +157

    Life is filled with challenges! don't let happiness be one of them!

  • @gympsterchains
    @gympsterchains Рік тому +15

    "Don't do me like that daddy. Take my leg instead."

  • @user-wd6lm7xp5x
    @user-wd6lm7xp5x 2 роки тому +87

    I love Kevin he makes me laugh

  • @jacobjester4761
    @jacobjester4761 2 роки тому +86

    Keep the blanket around the hips and you’re just “giving mommy a back massage” 😂

  • @kirstynschamber8510
    @kirstynschamber8510 2 роки тому +47

    Wish I had a good dad like him honestly🤣

  • @icyy_codm3440
    @icyy_codm3440 2 роки тому +16

    “Thats the code the code is f*ck you”
    “That’s a great code son I mean-“ 🤣

  • @De_Mona_Lisa
    @De_Mona_Lisa 11 місяців тому +5

    The funny part, is when he said the code was “f*ck you” 😂😂😂

  • @robertwarren1113
    @robertwarren1113 2 роки тому +16

    Here is a true fact. Comedians are the best storytellers.

  • @wockislush8336
    @wockislush8336 2 роки тому +28

    Imagine mat ,rob,Tim where to watch this

  • @midnight9495
    @midnight9495 2 роки тому +56

    Kevin is my favourite bc he actually makes me laugh

  • @joeylemos9691
    @joeylemos9691 2 роки тому +21

    Kevin hart is the funniest man on the planet

  • @beccabryant9934
    @beccabryant9934 2 роки тому +19

    I love Kevin Hart! Best comedian!

  • @damianrodarte7727
    @damianrodarte7727 2 роки тому +11

    "Balls in the trash" 🤣

  • @IsaacIsDead1
    @IsaacIsDead1 2 роки тому +43

    6:48 It’s too funny 😭

  • @MattTheDreamer7199
    @MattTheDreamer7199 2 роки тому +32

    "Hoe activity" 😭😭

  • @luxuryballer8291
    @luxuryballer8291 Рік тому +16

    Some people dont think it's right to "invade" a child's privacy yet we live in a country where parents are charged for their children's actions. Children dont get "privacy", not when it's my ass on the line.

  • @Realmusic__
    @Realmusic__ 2 роки тому +24

    Kevin is the best comedian in the world

  • @thinkvash9754
    @thinkvash9754 2 роки тому +29

    2:45 Crackhead instantly
    3:51 His son is dead if the code isnt f u
    6:47 Dad roasting daughter wow
    7:23 Matt is a good kid
    7:48 Personality POP 😂 HAD A BUNCH OF PIZZAAAZ FLAIR 😂😂
    8:00 Brave TIM
    8:23 SHEEESH 😂
    9:23 Kevin has had enough

  • @brianmurillo9293
    @brianmurillo9293 2 роки тому +12

    10:40 “wtf is going on dad”

  • @sadiq9669dddd
    @sadiq9669dddd 2 роки тому +29

    10:15
    In fact, I live in Baghdad and I understand why he said that

  • @blu3j00Ls
    @blu3j00Ls 2 роки тому +199

    His face is shinier than my hair.

  • @macheandicucarachaurlaubsr6445
    @macheandicucarachaurlaubsr6445 2 роки тому +14

    Kevin Best Comedian 😉🤣🤣🤣

  • @baberockabye
    @baberockabye 2 роки тому +8

    3:47 BEST PART HAHAHAHA

  • @tpdragon3587
    @tpdragon3587 2 роки тому +29

    Not even two minutes into the vid and I am already dying!!🤣🤣

  • @ODSKhari
    @ODSKhari 2 роки тому +44

    13:20 the best part 🤣

  • @nightshadekelly
    @nightshadekelly 2 роки тому +14

    I always had a secret second phone for when my mom took mine 🤣

  • @DeadSezSo
    @DeadSezSo 2 роки тому +89

    My dad and stepmother had that don't lock the door rule...until I turned 13 lol you deduce what caused the change of heart, hint: I wasn't the one who walked in on them lol

    • @isaaccordova4089
      @isaaccordova4089 2 роки тому +4

      they walked in on you 😟?

    • @strenuousspider9525
      @strenuousspider9525 2 роки тому +16

      I dont understand that rule for some people for one reason and one reason only. Why the fuck do they just barge on in, it's like knock and wait for a answer before coming in it's just manners. That's how it is in my house. No locked doors because if I need to get to you for any reason I can't have the door stopping me, however that is followed by this rule. Knock and wait for a answer when doors are closed, if no answer knock fairly hard and wait, at that point just go in if no answer.

    • @LS13.
      @LS13. 2 роки тому +4

      @@strenuousspider9525 gives kids way more time to quickly hide whatever they are doing, if it’s something they’re not supposed to be doing. But it’s up to every persons own preference on how they want to parent

    • @ray-an8166
      @ray-an8166 2 роки тому +1

      @@LS13. alright what about you walk in on your son wanking:)🤣🤣at least they have a second to put a cover on

    • @andrewswing9917
      @andrewswing9917 2 роки тому

      @@LS13. In-between ages, 11-17 at home I was having sex and smoking weed. With that in mind, my mom believed in that same mindset, I wasn't ever doing anything "stupid" but when you're putting on a condom and your mom knocks. I was on a mission obviously. That's why when I lived at home I wanted that one particular boundary understood. Sadly, I'm black and black mom's just don't mind 🤣. My point being just trust your kids.

  • @mohammedmohamed7017
    @mohammedmohamed7017 Рік тому +8

    Never challenge or to compete with the person who raised you made the person you are...

  • @eddiejairo7345
    @eddiejairo7345 Рік тому +16

    “In my mind she was cooking cocaine” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eddiejairo7345
    @eddiejairo7345 Рік тому +5

    “Last I checked I went to school I passed I’m successful” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @afifsalim5533
    @afifsalim5533 2 роки тому +22

    The first one was fabulous! Amazing! Cried my eyes out lol

  • @omkardeshmukh1942
    @omkardeshmukh1942 10 місяців тому +3

    13:27
    the best part

  • @joshrussell3341
    @joshrussell3341 2 роки тому +23

    God is SO great! God bless! God bless everyone!

  • @mpendulumchunu4315
    @mpendulumchunu4315 2 роки тому +11

    ,😂😂😂🤣😂 love Kevin Hart

  • @alessiab.6418
    @alessiab.6418 2 роки тому +7

    so Kevin is one of those parents who dont give their kids privacy😭 he funny and everything but the fact got me

  • @caseyl6876
    @caseyl6876 Рік тому +4

    "This is called life with your mother, all right?". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dorethawilliams73
    @dorethawilliams73 Місяць тому +1

    Kevin looking like a miniature Diddy😅

  • @GENERALWACKASS
    @GENERALWACKASS 2 роки тому +19

    Thankgod i never caught or heard my family doing this

  • @roseikdaniel9965
    @roseikdaniel9965 Рік тому +3

    The most open stand up man is keven...

  • @greenwoo
    @greenwoo 2 роки тому +48

    3:49 can't believe I will see this kind of rookie mistake on Netflix's channel

    • @wheezesinsilence4486
      @wheezesinsilence4486 2 роки тому

      About what?

    • @Abdu1Mui2
      @Abdu1Mui2 2 роки тому +1

      U can barely even notice anything
      Don’t be a Karen/Kyle

    • @MrDoomsmith
      @MrDoomsmith 2 роки тому +5

      @@Abdu1Mui2 Think its less about being a Karen/Kyle, and more so an expectation that they as a tv/film company would be able to splice together and properly edit a video.

    • @jollyomeatLA
      @jollyomeatLA 2 роки тому

      Sure this is Netflix channel or a channel with Netflix in the name

  • @tgittodaysallyougot9491
    @tgittodaysallyougot9491 Рік тому +3

    love your shows Kevin.

  • @TAZORS
    @TAZORS Рік тому +3

    This is called "life with your mother"😅😅😅

  • @laurenschenck5355
    @laurenschenck5355 Рік тому +3

    Kevin hart is so funny and one of my favorite comedian and and amazing dad husband and wonderful and smart and best friend partner husband ❤ 😂😂😂😂

  • @emmjehh3561
    @emmjehh3561 2 роки тому +11

    He reminds me so much of Pray Tell

  • @ahmedfarrag4849
    @ahmedfarrag4849 Рік тому +4

    this man is the fucking greatest stand up comedian alive

  • @Romano.038
    @Romano.038 Рік тому +8

    Yo kevin just on stage admitting that he suffocated his lil son im dead ☠️😂
    All white parents : “😧😧”
    Black parents : “thats right he had that one coming!”

  • @pigeon.6051
    @pigeon.6051 2 роки тому +5

    yall out there be sayin that kevin isnt a good comedian but divorced parents out there be laughing their asses of.

  • @dord4453
    @dord4453 2 роки тому +10

    The end was the funniest shit ever bruh

  • @katymoyes5668
    @katymoyes5668 2 роки тому +14

    I like the part where he told a joke

  • @_DREYY
    @_DREYY 2 роки тому +3

    WOW LOL "Its called life with your mother"

  • @4rifr0mthe3nd
    @4rifr0mthe3nd 2 роки тому +20

    Lmao imagine publicly being this shameless about being an abusive parent 😭💀

    • @niki15508
      @niki15508 Рік тому +2

      right like why is nobody talking about it

    • @andrewswing9917
      @andrewswing9917 Рік тому

      Well, you can't just talk to kids.

    • @hatefulflame9986
      @hatefulflame9986 Рік тому +1

      @@andrewswing9917 You can if you don't raise your kids to fear you :P

    • @andrewswing9917
      @andrewswing9917 Рік тому

      @@hatefulflame9986 So there's the Caucasian way, of multiple excuses and coddling or getting rocked by your black parents.
      I don't know about you, but, Caucasians have the highest rate of: Murders, rapists and pedophiles so just maybe. Just, maybe, choking your child will make a small difference on there character.

    • @hatefulflame9986
      @hatefulflame9986 Рік тому +1

      @@andrewswing9917 Litearlly 0 people made race the issue but A-Okay my guy, Be abusive to your kids and lets hope they never contact you again after 18

  • @joshuaesposito5409
    @joshuaesposito5409 2 роки тому +15

    Hart is not a laugh out loud kinda comedian but he is highly entertaining to watch

    • @youngday4576
      @youngday4576 Рік тому +2

      Oh watch his horseback riding bit that’s definitely laugh out loud comedy

  • @sowpmactavish
    @sowpmactavish 2 роки тому +5

    1:45 couldve said it was a heimlich lol

  • @briansalinas910
    @briansalinas910 2 роки тому +12

    Did he add the “ with my ex wife” on 10:13? 😂

    • @Raepostedit
      @Raepostedit 2 роки тому

      It sounds like it his mouth didn’t move at all 🤣🤣

  • @modiiii9439
    @modiiii9439 Рік тому +2

    The code is f u 😂😂

  • @laoaganlester1728
    @laoaganlester1728 4 місяці тому +1

    Proud Filipino here 🇵🇭. My fellow Filipino Kevin Hart shoud put out more Filipino jokes out there😂.

  • @orionwwright406
    @orionwwright406 2 роки тому +3

    GOD! This is the new story man!

  • @adamf.8564
    @adamf.8564 Рік тому +1

    Kevins and his family is privileged to say the least BUT don't forget him and his family is not the ONLY one either!
    Same goes for me lol!

  • @robyates7629
    @robyates7629 2 роки тому +15

    Ima get you a turtle neck 😭😭

  • @flydamage9055
    @flydamage9055 2 роки тому +8

    love me some Kevin 😅❤

  • @jessejoseph374
    @jessejoseph374 2 роки тому +13

    We all can relate

  • @bigchiefblufftown
    @bigchiefblufftown 2 роки тому +9

    Nah , dad jokes at add all def digital.

  • @docsaaid2939
    @docsaaid2939 Рік тому +1

    Dun do me like tat daddy!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @animatedgodess6725
    @animatedgodess6725 Рік тому +3

    ''aye,checkmate b*tch'' (hangs up)
    me: LOL
    also me: (calls my ex-boyfriend)

  • @jasmainjasmain2906
    @jasmainjasmain2906 2 роки тому +30

    Ton of jokes against his ex but didn't he cheat on her? Lol

  • @princebanda
    @princebanda 2 роки тому

    One of the 🐐

  • @a.m7409
    @a.m7409 2 роки тому +2

    Want part 3

  • @kimberlywalter3685
    @kimberlywalter3685 Рік тому

    Kevin Hart is a funny man

  • @meto8019
    @meto8019 2 роки тому +2

    I don’t understand the debate between him in KAT. But this material is what Kat doesn’t give me. I appreciate them both.

  • @d-puppup
    @d-puppup 2 роки тому +2

    I fuckin love kev!

  • @heavenlygardens
    @heavenlygardens 8 місяців тому +1

    That fast pass is SO WORTH IT! 😂😂😂

  • @emilyedlund222
    @emilyedlund222 2 роки тому +15

    Renew Julie and the phantoms

  • @maxwayne9630
    @maxwayne9630 2 роки тому +1

    check mate lmfao 🤣

  • @robynlocke9602
    @robynlocke9602 Рік тому

    Love you kevin 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @arsenal4life782
    @arsenal4life782 2 роки тому +3

    Never laughed so much we going over football plays

  • @jonmarsh7914
    @jonmarsh7914 Рік тому +3

    kevin, your kids' grades are also your responsibility.

  • @ismkd8593
    @ismkd8593 Рік тому +1

    Amazing video 😂😂

  • @anywayssss0022
    @anywayssss0022 2 роки тому +3

    Hes too funny

  • @et-tec671
    @et-tec671 2 роки тому +2

    its called "life with your mother", LMAO

  • @israelcanepa2431
    @israelcanepa2431 2 роки тому +2

    C'mon daddy don du me like dat hahahah

  • @captaineverything
    @captaineverything 2 роки тому +2

    why not, he's mine AHAHAH