Tito isn't screwing up and fumbling every other sentence..... He's just outthinking himself. While everyone else is playing checkers, Tito is playing chest.
Wow you can tell Tito has been training 6 times a day, and 2 of those times 3 times a day 4 times a week and out of those 3 times a day. You can tell it’s paying off, his confidence is incredible.
15 seconds in Tito already messed up 3 times 😂😂 I don’t even think it’s CTE or him just being on the spectrum, he talks like he’s reading a script in his head while also analysing the last words he said to make sure he got it right what results in a complete shit fest 😂😂😂
He talks like a nervous kid who's been busted by their parents for doing something they weren't supposed to be doing, while trying to act natural and explain themselves. Or alternatively, like a pedophile who's been told to have a seat by Chris Hanson.
"I wanna thank everyone for please comin in"...... The best part about this entire video is how every single sentence is a game of unscramble.... First and second grade English teachers could use Tito's speech as a tool. It should be used in every school curriculum in the nation. Some of these sentences are real fumblers and get you thinking too..... At 4:00, he shows how to effectively use one word, four times, in a single sentence. I want to see Tito and Joe Biden play a game of chess together while discussing the economy on PPV.... I am willing to pay $500.
Keep making fun of him, it's survival of the fitness and Tito will outlive us all and he'll still be here to tell Jackal stories and making his cheese and wine
*0:04** "Welcome to Press Conference for the future of uhhh Christina Santos Cyborg??? uhh..." He's not even sure wtf is going on and what he's doing in there, questioning the name of his client😂*
I honestly can’t take this. I’m fucking crying listening to him talk. This is one of the very funniest things I’ve ever seen. I love how he thanks both fans of MMA and Mixed Martial Arts.
Oh my God... you did it bro. This is legit his most embarassing youtube moment. I remember seeing this back then in Reddit. Its the most awful things Ive seen in years. Even Cyborg seems more relaxed than Tito smh
The look of confusion on cyborg's face during Tito's mass of words is priceless.Tito should run with this n write a book on Broken English for Dummies lol
MLK’s “I have a dream.” President Kennedy’s “ask not that your country can do for you”…. And now this. Tito Ortiz “Good evening lebs and gentlemen of course I am Tito Ortiz”
There’s nothing more terrifying than hearing Tito Ortiz say that your future is in his hands 😂
Even if his hands are solidly around it as possibly?
She had to be thinking “I speak English better than that guy.”
He will outlive you that way
Every sentence was fighting for its life
😂
Every sentence was one of the heavyweights of the night.
Tito isn't screwing up and fumbling every other sentence..... He's just outthinking himself. While everyone else is playing checkers, Tito is playing chest.
he’s a grand chest master;
chess*
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/swoosh (nike)
@@broombromden498 swoosh/ adidas
Chest 😂
*"Of course, I'm Tito Ortiz..my hands are solid around her as possibly."*
tito single-handedly destroyed any chances of cristina cantos cyborg ever succeeding in any business;
@@broombromden498 TBF Ronda ducked a catch weight of 140 but, having Tito in control of your career is career suicide.
@@LyssLiLi
This is true;
Wow you can tell Tito has been training 6 times a day, and 2 of those times 3 times a day 4 times a week and out of those 3 times a day. You can tell it’s paying off, his confidence is incredible.
Lol
He will be ready to go in the fall. In April.
Your hands are what now
How can you train 6 times a day but one of those days are 2 a day
(Proceeds to plug his nose)
"So I wanna thank everybody for please coming in" 3:56
Thank everybody for Please coming in is actual proper phrase. It's not o common but it's been used before 😂
“Of course, I’m Tito Ortiz.”
Gotta go ahead and clear it up, in case there’s any mistaken identity problems. Easy to mistake Tito for someone else.
Greatest light heavyweights of the press conference
@@eriks8382greatest comment of the night
Just as with Christina Santos Cyborg, who is often mistaken for the acclaimed fighter Cris Cyborg. An easy mistake to make
One thing you gotta respect that Titos sure as hell dosent run away from his weaknesses he deals with them head on.
I would respect it, but I don’t think he realizes it’s a weakness.
I don't think it's a good thing though. Dude has to learn how to annunciate and how to put together a cohesive sentence.
Enunciate ;)
a nun sea ate @@SaltyPeanutz
@@sheffield121121😂
It’s always hilarious to see the facial expressions of the people around Tito while he attempts to form sentences
😂
"Of course i am Tito Ortiz"😂
10 seconds of Tito is funny, but 6 minutes? I caved after 3 minutes from the torture. I would have told my enemies everything they wanted to know.
😂😂 Literal torture. I made it to almost 4 minutes before searching the comments for this
*0:01** The camera ZOOM to "Good Evening, ledeez and genelmen..." never fails🤣*
It took me 5 minutes to get through the first 10 seconds. I was dying.
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
15 seconds in Tito already messed up 3 times 😂😂 I don’t even think it’s CTE or him just being on the spectrum, he talks like he’s reading a script in his head while also analysing the last words he said to make sure he got it right what results in a complete shit fest 😂😂😂
Spoken from experience.
I also relate 😅
Anytime I've ever panicked I sounded like him
@@PozzaPizz I get you, you kinda lose control 😅
He talks like a nervous kid who's been busted by their parents for doing something they weren't supposed to be doing, while trying to act natural and explain themselves. Or alternatively, like a pedophile who's been told to have a seat by Chris Hanson.
He messed up at 2 seconds calling ladies lads then I dunno what that fumble was with cyborgs name 😂
“ I want to take a few minutes to ask some question”
Even speaking slower wouldn’t help Tito. He could say 1 word every 5 seconds and his brain still wouldn’t be able to form a coherent sentence
You're reaching for those grapes 🍇
@@WingsOfAgeOfConsent
Lol it comes off as such a cold and condescending insult; so amazing;
4 minutes in and I have no clue what this whole thing is about in any shape or form
0:48 juust look at Cyborg's face knowing her fate is in Tito's hands 🤣🤣
And her English is better than his lol 😂
i like to imagine this presser was just tito talking like this for 3 hours without stopping or ever taking a question
Isn't it?
Definitely one of the most dominating women mixed martial artists of the night
Eww Jew?
I want you to tell me what you saw in the ring
6 minutes of absolute verbal nonsense.
He definitely didn't blow enough oxygen into his brain before this press conference of the night.
One of the greatest press conferences of the night
"Waycolm to...the future"
-Tito "the Time Traveller" Ortiz
1:00 Cyborg and her agent look HORRIFIED at the thought of her career being “in Tito’s hands”
“My hands are solid around her as possibly”
Im legitimately falling in love with tito
“Good evening” it’s daytime
"I wanna thank everyone for please comin in"...... The best part about this entire video is how every single sentence is a game of unscramble.... First and second grade English teachers could use Tito's speech as a tool. It should be used in every school curriculum in the nation. Some of these sentences are real fumblers and get you thinking too..... At 4:00, he shows how to effectively use one word, four times, in a single sentence. I want to see Tito and Joe Biden play a game of chess together while discussing the economy on PPV.... I am willing to pay $500.
I think it’s called “chest”
That game would outlive their children
Yes Tito and Biden 😂
@@roy12525Of course
Keep making fun of him, it's survival of the fitness and Tito will outlive us all and he'll still be here to tell Jackal stories and making his cheese and wine
The guy on his right side seems traumatized.
“future is um very strong and very respectful to the fans and to the sport of mixed martial arts and mma”😂😂😂😂
Thanks everyone for please coming in…true legend.
What the actual fuk did I just watch lol 😆 please tell me that's been edited 😂😂 that was painful lol
My hands is uh around her as solid as possibly 🤣🤣 0:51
Jezus christ, dude is more nervous to speak than fight silva.
chill with the blasphemy bro; it’s that serious;
@@broombromden498god damn, chill out
@@radicalstanza3614
now that wasn’t very nice;
I have the feeling that if you knew who I was you wouldn’t have done what you did;
@@broombromden498 you're the guy with the broken keyboard or the slightly scrambled brain, judging by your addiction to unnecessary semicolons
Anyone who allows Tito to speak for more than 15 seconds straight should be locked up…much less hold a press conference
*0:04** "Welcome to Press Conference for the future of uhhh Christina Santos Cyborg??? uhh..." He's not even sure wtf is going on and what he's doing in there, questioning the name of his client😂*
Wae Come to the future
I mean he’s literally gotten his own name wrong before so getting some one else’s name correct is basically rocket science for Tito
I honestly can’t take this. I’m fucking crying listening to him talk. This is one of the very funniest things I’ve ever seen.
I love how he thanks both fans of MMA and Mixed Martial Arts.
Haha
I've seen actual train wrecks that weren't as much of a train wreck as this
Everyone in sales has had that moment where they’re forced to give a presentation they’re completely unprepared for… it ends up sounding like this.
😂
Ariel is the GOAT for asking Tito how he felt about his performance 😂
Plot twist....Tito's brain actually works faster than yours
'Good evening leds and gentlemen'
Good eevlens and gemm
I'd love to watch Tito flirt
She's reaching for my grapes, trying to make her wine
I never let you down till now , I won’t start 🤣🤣👍🏻
Total iq at those tables is 24
Not even a minute in and I’m laughing my ass off 😂😂
I can't stop laughing
"And to the sport of mixed martial arts and MMA"
its even more fun to visit his IG page and come here. the comments are always gold.
jacked elon musk next to cyborg
😂 the resemblance is wild
@@prithvib8662😂
Chad elon musk
It struggled me listening to him struggle.
I watched this SO many times back when it first happened!! 😂
Mr Potato Head has always been a savant with the mic. Some of his finest work is on display here -- nice collection, have a like from me :)
Tito is our modern day Marcus Aurelius....
This is like a very early beta version of chat-gpt
"All she thinks about now is eat, sleeps, and want to kick Rondas ass" I can rewatch Tito Ortiz and Tony Ferguson talk over and over
Of course he is Tito Ortiz, he's been Tito Ortiz his entire life, why would he let us down by being someone else?
Tito and Chris 4eva. Still needed subtitles and the end was mental. I would like to thank MMA and mixed martial arts.
He should just retire from talking
Toughest fight of Tito's life was and still is against the English language.
Good evnin leddies and gentlemen, Of course im Tito Ortiz
Oh my God... you did it bro. This is legit his most embarassing youtube moment. I remember seeing this back then in Reddit. Its the most awful things Ive seen in years. Even Cyborg seems more relaxed than Tito smh
Thank you for this video, but I could only last 2:31. Tito's attempt at speaking got me, I had to tap out.
That was an exhausting 6 minutes to sit through as he blindly stumbled from word to word. 😭
I would love to hear a conversation between tito and biden
Tito vs Biden...
The Battle of the Old Matures
The irony is that Tito is a huge trump supporter 😂
They are both brighter than Trump
A teleprompter would be a wise investment.
3:01 "Chris cyberg"
this is pretty bad 😭
We are nothing but a bunch of father mockers. I know tito. I know.
its like he finds it hard to talk
Drinking game. Take a shot everytime he says “future of her career”. RIP
0:50 LOL wtf did he say, even Cyborg looked at him like he was nuts
Tony is staring at Tito like i'm about to lose a lot of money.
🐰 Benny Bunny made a funny face. 🐻 Barry Bear burst into laughter. The whole forest joined in, creating a joyful chorus. 😂🌳🐰🐻🎶
I think i found the meaning of life
this is hard to watch lol
The look of confusion on cyborg's face during Tito's mass of words is priceless.Tito should run with this n write a book on Broken English for Dummies lol
I just wanna make sure that people aren’t don’t understand
“Good evening lebs and gentleman…”
Bro you keep my depression away.
*Don't forget to Turn On English Captions (Subtitles) for maximum effect😆*
Send this video 📹 into outer space...
Show the aliens 👽 our fearless 😎 leader
"We've actually worked very hard of working for Chris' future of what she's gonna be doing of her fighting"
“Good evening ledges and gentlemen.”
"Good even lidies and gentelman, uhm, ah"... - I know this is going to be good 👍
Like I want to see Tito do well. It is painful to watch this lol but it is always interesting to wash a train wreck at the same time.
People better hold on 100%
Tito with stage fright is even more hilarious
I like how everyone is confused all throught his speech
The greatest.
Tito is the Cyborg!
Mixed martial arts and mma, wow both? Crazy
Bro .. that was disturbing to watch
Why did it look like the heavyset man stepped on the scale when cyborg got on to make her look heavier 🤔
Yeh did look a bit suspect 😂
Oh my god everything I see with tito he literally screws up 😂
When was this from?
MLK’s “I have a dream.” President Kennedy’s “ask not that your country can do for you”…. And now this. Tito Ortiz “Good evening lebs and gentlemen of course I am Tito Ortiz”
Is it just me or do you get a headache trying to keep up with Tito's sentences !
"Dominating"
Bruh he made the biggest deal ever about her cutting 25lb to get down from 160 to 135 as if there aren't male fighters cutting over 30lb every fight😂
Men and women are different
Didn't even say ladies😂😂