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0:30 he shapeshifted into Tesla logo

"the knifes just sharp". Tito wisdom.

Nah Tito Ortiz is one of a kind dude.😂😂. He really needs his own show

He did not cut the onion, he violated it

Did swick pull that mic out of his wife's bed side draw?

FFS Chuck nearly got KOed listening to this much bull$%^& in one go. He at least got rocked, you can clearly tell by his confused look at one point.

Thank you Tito for your compassionate relief of my problems

The Brits were so un-chill...and frankly, un-American.

My boy!!!

Outliving your children is checkers, outliving your grandchildren is chest.

This shit is relatable though, I'm not even gonna lie.

Tito's putting his hands where the grapes are with this one...

The blood on his finger lmao

Brian and Brendan knew what they were doing. Fist on cheek waiting, knowing damn well they invited Tito on just cause they knew he would say some stupid shit lol Brian’s smile as it started was the give away

Like... does he do this on purpose?

Oh jesus. Watching tito make idiot comments then seeing this lololol

0:30 that lip bite 😩

They don't call it a mic throw!

Tito is a sweetheart.

he is such a meathead

Kevin Iole: Nurmagofnauff

I do remember him being hard headed.

Exactly.

Lmfao 😂😂😂

Lmfao the 4 fathers !!!

So in other words we owe it all to Tito, thank you Tito Ortiz for everything in life.

“To a certain extent yAh “

Before watching this video, I thought there’s no way tito ortiz said “colitical pareer” but damn 😂😂😂

The fact that he says monkeys and not apes makes it even better

“We must all hang together, or assuredly we will all not hang together separately.” -Benjamin Franklin, as explained by Professor Tito Ortiz

Idgaf bro just said he nyams cocky

Nah idgaf he does this all on purpose Im literally crying rn🤣🤦‍♀️

Its always early for Tito.

Tito is a Trump on steroids

Bro wtf 💀 I've been cutting onions since I was a kid and never cut a onion like that before lmao brow fingers are screaming

God damn, the cringe is brutal

The pursuit of life liberty and out live my children !

Bisping should learn to read before he speaks 🤣

Comments are hilarious 🤣

"i train 6 days a we-, actually 6 days a week, 5 days a week ill train 3 days a week, one of those days ill train 2 days of the week, so 6 days a week ill be training"

“Mumerica wants great” - Tito Ortiz

That little subtle look schaub gave the camera after he said it.

Oh shit

The best part is that he chose to put out this video. He actually thought it was a good one

Nice one Tito!

Dudes a re re

Im gonna show you how to cut an onion... cuts himself... i almost gave him props, but found out he's onion cutting skills are just as good as his vocabulary

Lmao

Come on now guys, let's not be harsh, he's clearly just using his favourite right hand

Thanks guru