Poor melanoma can't even sell or rent herself out. No wonder the stinkbomb had no luck getting rid of her. (I did hear he sold her for parts, very cheap)
@@MotownGuitarJoe Hey Joe, I'm sittin' here with my '61 Strat in my lap picking away and then your comment popped up. This way better than Trump's stank leftovers, and this old girl never let me down 😃
BREAKING NEWS: Donald J. Trump is in his plane flying over New York City with his family. Taking a look out the widow Trump says to Melania, film me babe I'm gonna throw 10 $100.00 bills out the window and make TEN people really happy. Don Jr. looks at his dad and says, "Dad why don't you throw Two Hundred $5.00 Bill's out the window and make TWO HUNDRED People really really happy". Donald looks at his son and says "That's an even better idea son". Melania turns to her husband and says "Donald why not throw ONE THOUSAND $1.00 bills out the window and make ONE THOUSAND PEOPLE HAPPY". Trump looks at his wife and says "You're brilliant Melania that's an even better idea honey, so far that's gotta be the best idea". The pilot looks at Trump and says "Ive got a better idea then that, why don't you take a flying leap and throw yourself out the window and make Billions of people around the world happy". "Stand Back And Stand By" on July 11th Trump is saying bye bye!
@@MrDino1953 What is the maximum allowed comments per UA-cam community guidelines? When we're you appointed the comment gatekeeper? You seem to have read my comments and this is the whole purpose of UA-cam now isn't it? Are you mad?
I don't mind her being goofed on, but I feel bad for Barron. Imagine growing up with this caricature of a failure as father. Yeah, depending on the type of man he becomes, that may change.
Oh, puh-leeeeze. I think Steve Jobs would have better taste than that, even in death. 🙄 And I believe he would have voted Blue. VOTE! VOTE BLUE! VOTE *BIDEN* BLUE IN 2024!! ☑ 🗳
Shame, Melania would’ve given Steve plenty of “jobs” in return for him rescuing her.
🤣🤣🤣 !!!
ALL the jobs ! She'd put Bobo to shame !
Priceless!
Hahaha, we have a winner! 🎯🎯🎯
Give this man a prize, he wins.
I'm loving the gold digging Melania soap opera series. Musk. Gates. Jobs. Whos next? 😂
I think Melania should end up with Steve Bannon … in prison together.
One of Koch?? Rgr
@@merk9569 no good, he's gonna end up poorer than me, and that's pretty poor
Justin Trudeau
She adores him & conveniently Barren looks exactly like him.😂
A tragedy of Shakespearean proportions right here.
Melania can say leave the money 💰 on the dresser in 6 languages! vote blue 💙😊
Nailed it !
That comment is worthy of being an internet breaker. World class!
My version is that she can say 'anal will be €500 extra' in 5 languages.
Poor Melania...not! Brilliant, as usual, Mr. Jones.
Poor melanoma can't even sell or rent herself out. No wonder the stinkbomb had no luck getting rid of her. (I did hear he sold her for parts, very cheap)
I'm LOVING this Melania series! 😂😂😂😂
Dead or alive, there's no self respecting man that could go where Trump has already been. No way, Jose!
Man you've got that right!!!
@@MotownGuitarJoe Hey Joe, I'm sittin' here with my '61 Strat in my lap picking away and then your comment popped up. This way better than Trump's stank leftovers, and this old girl never let me down 😃
"Spend my money until you puke" 😁😄😆😂😅🤣😎🤓
BREAKING NEWS:
Donald J. Trump is in his plane flying over New York City with his family.
Taking a look out the widow Trump says to Melania, film me babe I'm gonna throw 10 $100.00 bills out the window and make TEN people really happy.
Don Jr. looks at his dad and says, "Dad why don't you throw Two Hundred $5.00 Bill's out the window and make TWO HUNDRED People really really happy".
Donald looks at his son and says "That's an even better idea son".
Melania turns to her husband and says "Donald why not throw ONE THOUSAND $1.00 bills out the window and make ONE THOUSAND PEOPLE HAPPY".
Trump looks at his wife and says "You're brilliant Melania that's an even better idea honey, so far that's gotta be the best idea".
The pilot looks at Trump and says "Ive got a better idea then that, why don't you take a flying leap and throw yourself out the window and make Billions of people around the world happy".
"Stand Back And Stand By" on July 11th Trump is saying bye bye!
Didn't you just make the same joke here (or possibly some other Trump-lampoon site) yesterday ?
@@MrDino1953 What is the maximum allowed comments per UA-cam community guidelines?
When we're you appointed the comment gatekeeper?
You seem to have read my comments and this is the whole purpose of UA-cam now isn't it?
Are you mad?
@@MrDino1953 , its a good idea to spread a good story around. when's the movie coming out? has the sequel been written yet?
There's always Warren Buffett....
😂😂
Can I find my own Steve?
...why do these play out so naturally and make so much sense ?
Jabari is Good I tell ya !! 🤣
because they ar AI :) - else they wouldn´t make sense
Because Jones gives us the Cliff Notes version--distilled, if you will.
Fiction matches reality?? Rgr
The truth is easy.
I don't mind her being goofed on, but I feel bad for Barron. Imagine growing up with this caricature of a failure as father. Yeah, depending on the type of man he becomes, that may change.
Good job, Jabari! 👍
Do Melania and Rupert…….Please!
Please make another 50 of these
Oh, puh-leeeeze. I think Steve Jobs would have better taste than that, even in death. 🙄 And I believe he would have voted Blue. VOTE! VOTE BLUE! VOTE *BIDEN* BLUE IN 2024!! ☑ 🗳
It be hilarious if Melania attempts to hit up Tim Cook only for her to to be bamboozled.
True patriot JJ: Keep at it…
Every Melanoma video makes my day!!
Greetings from the Netherlands 🇳🇱.
You know she wants Trudeau ❤
Trudeau for a side squeeze, but you have 1bn for the commitment.
Humor is the best revenge.
Hilarious!!
Damn ees like I am having Slovenian tragedy. I am going with last hope, Muhammed bin Salman. He is looking better.
Only a dream! WTF 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Brilliant 👏
Oh shitsky! Only fucky-dream... He was Apple of my eye!
Haha. Awesomeness 😂🤣😂
These are such great skits
Why does Steve Jobs look like Ray from Trailer Park Boys?
God sent him to a trailer park in Hell.
And why have do they never appear at the same time?
Be best. 😂
Jeff Bezos is about to get a call from Melania.
I have been busy all day and finally got to watch this. Jabari never disappoints! 😂
Hilarious 😂😂😂 I hope this is a continuous series
From the checkBook of Jobs
She claims she is a good lay. Would she be? I wonder.
These just get better & better!
Steve was the Devil.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are the freaking best
Time for plea with the world’s really richest man, Putin
Is Vladie next? its been said he has a weird smell as well that Melly may actually like!
She is the highest pay escort in the country
there is always the Texas lap dance option
@@billlynn8256 that is a new one for me 😂
@@billlynn8256 got it brother 😂 long live stormy
Baned from internet
Ahahahaha.....Hahaha....Hahaha 😂
Hahahahaha that was a good one!
Steve Jobs is in hell though.
He left a Bill behind
Definitely!
Greetings from the Netherlands 🇳🇱.
I didn't know so many ppl would wish Steve Jobs ill.
kind of warm wearing the trademark black turtleneck down there
Melania and Steve Bannon or Alex Jones....
If its TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, it has to be JJ's AI on the CONMAN and HIS TRIBE
Lol😂😂😂😂 that was just too funny.
Perfection
For some reason, I think (the late) Mr. Jobs would have better taste.
The Grift that keeps on grifting 🙈🙊🙉
lol!!
👍😎✊
Dude do Warrent Buffet next but have Melania think he's rich cuz of all the All you can eat Buffet cattle pen restaurants in Florida
Oh no! Steve said that i Phoney.
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
You know "Mel"...there's always Satan.
She's already with him
They say Kim Jong Un has many money. Melanoma could try a little Korean?
No-that video has already been done. He turned her down.
LMFAO!!!
CLICKBAIT ! lol :PPP Aww poor mail order Mel
Fuck Christmas !
Can it get better than this? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂…heh..what..,ahh..shit ..back to square 1…😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
Wouldn't you think with all that money? She would be attractive.
WUT???!! Melania and Donald are IN LOVE. This would have never happened because GOD made them a couple.
A couple of what?
LOL
Melania loves his husband.
What a poor girl :-) you have Elon musk, Bill gates, Ted cruz, and now this? At the rate she's going she might never find the guy.:-)
😅😂🤣😭
...make billions of money...
This is pointless crap that doesnt help to derail Dump.
Jabari Jones is GREAT!!!!!!!
Very good, keep up the good work!