AI MELANIA: Dinner Date With Bill Gates

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • AI Melania is getting desperate. The Dinner Date with AI Elon failed miserably, so this time she's having dinner with AI Bill Gates...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 217

  • @steven.h0629
    @steven.h0629 3 місяці тому +117

    Didn't work out with Elon! Keep fishing Mel LOL 👍😎✊

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 3 місяці тому +92

    ".....even better than the Epstein girls."
    *OUCH!*

  • @cat_luvr6895
    @cat_luvr6895 3 місяці тому +52

    Say what you will about Bill Gates, he does have down-to-earth common sense. I can actually hear him telling her off with this retort in real life. Hopefully, he's still voting Blue. And everyone else must, too! ✊🏼VOTE! VOTE BLUE! VOTE *BIDEN* BLUE IN 2024!! ☑ 🗳

    • @partyanimal2017
      @partyanimal2017 3 місяці тому

      Never vote for Biden. He is promoting and facilitating genocide by arm Israel.

  • @xmiller7691
    @xmiller7691 3 місяці тому +62

    I'd love to see her pitching a date with Rupert Murdoch.

    • @ArtSpencer-z1g
      @ArtSpencer-z1g 3 місяці тому +10

      He just got married to a gal half of Melenia's age.

    • @arcanondrum6543
      @arcanondrum6543 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@ArtSpencer-z1g No, you're thinking of the girl whose prenuptial agreement just expired and she ca$hed out. Rupert married a 67 year old - no word on granddaughter status.

    • @ArtSpencer-z1g
      @ArtSpencer-z1g 3 місяці тому +4

      @@arcanondrum6543 The age is incorrect . She is 37 years old! Look at the gals photo!

    • @marylewis-fi4ef
      @marylewis-fi4ef 3 місяці тому

      @@ArtSpencer-z1g Elena Zhukova 67 y/o per New York Times March 7th, 2024. She does look much younger than 67.

    • @johnmartin7158
      @johnmartin7158 3 місяці тому

      Everyone has their limits, lol.

  • @joanderson2055
    @joanderson2055 3 місяці тому +53

    She's desperate! And auctioning off a hat? Making escape money?

  • @jeffreygreene1042
    @jeffreygreene1042 3 місяці тому +40

    "I need to run away from the orange turd" classic

  • @johnharris7191
    @johnharris7191 3 місяці тому +52

    Will she find a taker? This could go on for quite awhile.

    • @RevelQT
      @RevelQT 3 місяці тому +6

      What ..... sloppy 2nd's after Trump.... Hell no.

    • @ERen-tj6jg
      @ERen-tj6jg 3 місяці тому

      In the end..she will end up with the 🍊💩

    • @ricardomas6650
      @ricardomas6650 3 місяці тому +1

      She should try Kanye 😂

    • @timthompson8297
      @timthompson8297 3 місяці тому

      As Trump would say, she’s past her use by date.

  • @martin777xyz
    @martin777xyz 3 місяці тому +56

    Dinner dates... This is going to run and run 😁

  • @22ninja1
    @22ninja1 3 місяці тому +144

    Next up Jeff Bezos.

    • @billlynn8256
      @billlynn8256 3 місяці тому

      Jeff already has a bimbo. Could he be a two bimbo man?

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 3 місяці тому +5

      TRUE. 😅

    • @LuciFeric137
      @LuciFeric137 3 місяці тому +6

      😂

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 3 місяці тому +4

      Bald Bozo ? Does he run a lemonaid stand in front of the Amazon office ?

    • @22ninja1
      @22ninja1 3 місяці тому

      @@Mikewee777 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tommitchell8425
    @tommitchell8425 3 місяці тому +15

    WHOA-
    Just when I believed these couldn't get any better...
    PURE FRIKKING GENIUS
    400 degree oven-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WildmanUSAF
    @WildmanUSAF 3 місяці тому +18

    Damn, dumped by Elon and Bill. 😂😂😂

  • @openyoureyesandseethefutur5802
    @openyoureyesandseethefutur5802 3 місяці тому +22

    Keep trying Moneylania.....lol

  • @Lexington101
    @Lexington101 3 місяці тому +48

    "The Orange Turd" I LOVE that!!!!!

  • @schelb-c1l
    @schelb-c1l 3 місяці тому +22

    😂😂😂😂. Bake oven at 400 degree 😮😂😂😅😅😅😅

    • @cat_luvr6895
      @cat_luvr6895 3 місяці тому +2

      OMG....💩

    • @squatch545
      @squatch545 3 місяці тому +1

      Isn't that the standard temp for turds?

  • @Jeff-jw1rl
    @Jeff-jw1rl 3 місяці тому +24

    If at first you don't succeed.... Try try again!!! That clam lost its pearl a long time ago. Its just chowder in a shell from hell! Just say no!! 😮

    • @irongoatrocky2343
      @irongoatrocky2343 3 місяці тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @imacmill
      @imacmill 3 місяці тому +6

      Eeeeewwwwww!

    • @thaisstone5192
      @thaisstone5192 3 місяці тому +1

      Clams with pearls. Does your pet speak English as well???

    • @Jeff-jw1rl
      @Jeff-jw1rl 3 місяці тому +1

      @@thaisstone5192 Just as well as your lips pucker to Don the felon Cons rear! So that's a hell yeah! Covfefe.

    • @Jeff-jw1rl
      @Jeff-jw1rl 3 місяці тому

      @@thaisstone5192 Awe the maga mark pointed out a type o thanks. Now if you could only have caught the 60 dollar sticky bible scam. Before your hands got stuck on Kings vs 4.

  • @jsimon
    @jsimon 3 місяці тому +23

    If she has a fashion scheme, boy, that photo shows she has really crappy taste.

    • @Dottie1039
      @Dottie1039 3 місяці тому +1

      I laugh how people claim Melania was a model....when she never wore CLOTHING in those infamous photo shoots!! Doesn't wearing clothing, (or signature brands), make the model? As opposed to posing with another naked woman or Mel lying on a bearskin rug and holding a rifle while naked. Model? No fashion house claims her or is associated with her! Not Gucci, nor Halston, nor Tom Ford, nor Michael Corrs etc. etc. Just another LIE in the trump's toolbox of lies! Model!? SMH!

  • @geraldthomas8948
    @geraldthomas8948 3 місяці тому +15

    She could do a backdoor deal with billionaire George Santos.

    • @vsvnrg3263
      @vsvnrg3263 3 місяці тому

      geraldthomas, her backdoor or his backdoor?

    • @TheLawWon
      @TheLawWon 3 місяці тому +1

      🎯

  • @13thBeatleJr
    @13thBeatleJr 3 місяці тому +14

    1:25 used up Slovenian nookie 😂

  • @wheressteve
    @wheressteve 3 місяці тому +43

    She can say "the backdoor costs extra" in 6 languages.

    • @paulnolan4971
      @paulnolan4971 3 місяці тому +6

      I WAS DRINKING MY COFFEE MAN ! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @edkrzywdzinski9121
      @edkrzywdzinski9121 3 місяці тому +2

      As well as. "Leave the money on the table."

    • @MotownGuitarJoe
      @MotownGuitarJoe 3 місяці тому +2

      And "me love you long time"

    • @blautens
      @blautens 3 місяці тому

      Don't forget she sometimes says "butt stuff".

  • @marcuscerdanshow4522
    @marcuscerdanshow4522 3 місяці тому +18

    Do AI Mike Lindell..

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 3 місяці тому +4

      I think she's got a few better prospects to go through first.

    • @marilynh.
      @marilynh. 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@seanryan3020Mike is totally broke.

  • @charlesmccall-x8r
    @charlesmccall-x8r 3 місяці тому +14

    Why doesn't she try steve banon? Oh right his going to his jail house boy friend July 1st.

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 3 місяці тому +2

      She's not *that* desperate... yet!

    • @steveparish9210
      @steveparish9210 3 місяці тому +2

      He's already betrothed to Alex Jones

    • @imacmill
      @imacmill 3 місяці тому

      Ya, but what, 1 month, early release on good behaviour?

    • @lorettanericcio-bohlman567
      @lorettanericcio-bohlman567 3 місяці тому +1

      Melania is too clean and tidy for that putz 🤮

    • @casparnigell5510
      @casparnigell5510 3 місяці тому

      Steve is dirt poor by now. Yeah. he might earn some dollars by pleasing someone in prison, but I guess it won't amount to much money.

  • @ianthomas127
    @ianthomas127 3 місяці тому +6

    I am sure theze two have met before. On an Island at a party.

  • @fjdkfdfjdf33
    @fjdkfdfjdf33 3 місяці тому +13

    Jeff is next?

  • @DH-tj6tf
    @DH-tj6tf 3 місяці тому +9

    Melania, you can take the woman off the street, but you can't take the street out of the woman, Everything has a Price 😅‼️

  • @Jemasonj
    @Jemasonj 3 місяці тому +9

    These Milania vids are brutal! I love it 😅

  • @lisalander7149
    @lisalander7149 3 місяці тому +5

    This would be so funny if they did one with Justin Trudeau 😂 the photo speaks for itself 😅

  • @jurgencuypers8350
    @jurgencuypers8350 3 місяці тому +6

    Skankie needs a new suga daddy.

  • @jackflanagle6079
    @jackflanagle6079 3 місяці тому +5

    I really don't care, do u?

  • @Phuc_Yhou
    @Phuc_Yhou 3 місяці тому +8

    Donvict trying to trade her on while Melanoma trying to cash out 🙈🙊🙉

  • @ted605
    @ted605 3 місяці тому +18

    Right on Bill

  • @atticussfinch9001
    @atticussfinch9001 3 місяці тому +12

    400 degrees… 😂

  • @annalawson9989
    @annalawson9989 3 місяці тому +10

    How dare the Traitor wear the American colors!

    • @AllanMogensen
      @AllanMogensen 3 місяці тому +1

      I think the same colors are in the Slovakian flag ;) They are not reserved for USA. Beside, under trump the white stripes of purety will likely be replaced with the yellow stripes of cowardice

  • @venturefanatic9262
    @venturefanatic9262 3 місяці тому +7

    As if Bill has any cares about infidelity. Him worrying about the Orange Turd is hilarious.

  • @vividemporium4533
    @vividemporium4533 3 місяці тому +7

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 God bless you Jabari

  • @Mr.Mopar.23-7
    @Mr.Mopar.23-7 3 місяці тому +7

    The ultimate working girl.

  • @123spleege
    @123spleege 3 місяці тому +10

    Can't wait for the debates!! Jabari is going to have a field day!!!

  • @wallochdm1
    @wallochdm1 3 місяці тому +5

    She's about 35 years too old. Melinda French Gates figured it out and left.

  • @Al-hk6yi
    @Al-hk6yi 3 місяці тому +5

    another funny video hiding actual truth

  • @arcanondrum6543
    @arcanondrum6543 3 місяці тому +16

    She's too old for Bill, am I right Epstein?
    .... Epstein?

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 3 місяці тому

      Ask Bill Barr, people seem to go missing under his watch .

  • @briandfallon74
    @briandfallon74 3 місяці тому +5

    AI Melania and Bill Clinton… 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @billlynn8256
      @billlynn8256 3 місяці тому +3

      Alan dershowitz but she is too old for him. He is more of an Epstein Island kind of guy

  • @thaisstone5192
    @thaisstone5192 3 місяці тому +2

    That was really daft. Maybe I should subscribe to this channel.

  • @MarkTubeG
    @MarkTubeG 3 місяці тому +2

    These videos imply Melania has just recently grown to hate Trump. Newsflash! She's hated him since day 1.

  • @googlefuuplayad9055
    @googlefuuplayad9055 3 місяці тому +21

    😂😂 "I tell u truth" 😂😂

  • @marilynh.
    @marilynh. 3 місяці тому +7

    Lol, so Melanie is shopping for a rich real billionaire 🤣?

    • @TheLawWon
      @TheLawWon 3 місяці тому

      The non-grifting type!

  • @speakthetruth110
    @speakthetruth110 3 місяці тому +4

    Hilarious ! Melania should see if Joe Biden will budge !

  • @louisebean9428
    @louisebean9428 3 місяці тому +2

    I think Melanie realises she married the wrong man 😂

  • @huckleberryfinn-cz3gd
    @huckleberryfinn-cz3gd 3 місяці тому +2

    This is (once again) all so spot on.
    JJ can read their minds.

  • @PomahXomehko
    @PomahXomehko 3 місяці тому +1

    They say Barron Trump will become a naked butler for the rich , old man Trump saying no time to fuck around McDonald's or Amazon warehouse or Taco bell serving Mexican food ha ha .

  • @mwmulv
    @mwmulv 3 місяці тому +5

    LMAO

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 3 місяці тому +3

    😅😅😅😅 no one wants used goods

  • @seasonsofphilly1993
    @seasonsofphilly1993 3 місяці тому +5

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @alohaohana901
    @alohaohana901 3 місяці тому +2

    Sounds about right.

  • @taxiuniversum
    @taxiuniversum 3 місяці тому +3

    LOL Bill with the Kermit voice. 😄

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 3 місяці тому

      > " That's none of my business "
      > [ Sips tea ].

  • @vsvnrg3263
    @vsvnrg3263 3 місяці тому +2

    enjoyed the show, enjoyed the comment section too.

  • @CC-vw1cs
    @CC-vw1cs 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm loving this series big time !!!

  • @arcanondrum6543
    @arcanondrum6543 3 місяці тому +1

    Do Warren _"the_ "good" _billionaire 'Bailouts are for funding my new real estate empire'",_ then Jamie _"Bailouts are for wealthy bankers, not student loans"_ Dimon.

  • @timthompson8297
    @timthompson8297 3 місяці тому +1

    Bezos is as big of an AH has Gates.

  • @fecardona
    @fecardona 3 місяці тому +1

    “Ok Bil, I tull you truth” 😂😂

  • @markk3652
    @markk3652 3 місяці тому +1

    Don't forget about Michael Jordan

  • @antoniopena8101
    @antoniopena8101 3 місяці тому +1

    For the metric world, the owen is at 200 °C.

  • @JeannineCoventon
    @JeannineCoventon 3 місяці тому

    Chicken salad with a cold watermelon juice sounds incredible right now.....

  • @clementreid907
    @clementreid907 3 місяці тому

    Very hilarious, and you can visualize Bill saying something like that, only more diplomatically....

  • @krysti2
    @krysti2 3 місяці тому +3

    😂😅😂❤😂😊

  • @sharonharris9782
    @sharonharris9782 3 місяці тому +3

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnr5252
    @johnr5252 Місяць тому

    He’s doing rally and talking ‘crazy talk’.
    That sounds about right.

  • @Barbara-jn2gw
    @Barbara-jn2gw 3 місяці тому +3

    😂🤣

  • @greatboniwanker
    @greatboniwanker 3 місяці тому +1

    Take me, Bill! 😂

  • @geraldstephens6612
    @geraldstephens6612 2 місяці тому

    Gates should talk, considering his connection to ..... you-know-who.

  • @paulnolan4971
    @paulnolan4971 3 місяці тому +1

    GENIUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaeldonnelly1657
    @michaeldonnelly1657 3 місяці тому +3

    😂😂

  • @blautens
    @blautens 3 місяці тому

    This is the Bill Gates I learned about in South Park. Good for him.

  • @in4cer457
    @in4cer457 3 дні тому

    I cannot believe this site has only 44K subscribers. 😂😂😂😂 you are a great man.

  • @starpawsy
    @starpawsy 3 місяці тому

    "I didnt get this rich by not having a nose for bullshit" - I'm dying.

  • @timypp2894
    @timypp2894 3 місяці тому

    "Don't worry about him.. He'll be going to jail soon"

  • @josephblomeister3040
    @josephblomeister3040 3 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @minutemeditations14All
    @minutemeditations14All 3 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @miguelaramosjr6994
    @miguelaramosjr6994 3 місяці тому +1

  • @TurfSurf
    @TurfSurf 3 місяці тому +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NathanielHellerstein
    @NathanielHellerstein 3 місяці тому

    "I am always so attracted to you and your incredible money, I mean your success."

  • @cable7152
    @cable7152 3 місяці тому

    I hope Diaper Don watches these while crying in a bath tub full of cheeze whiz.

  • @KiddComonwealth
    @KiddComonwealth 3 місяці тому +3

    👀🦻🙈👍

  • @tinieblasabismos9859
    @tinieblasabismos9859 3 місяці тому +2

    _hahaha 🎃_

  • @frankh.2669
    @frankh.2669 3 місяці тому

    Once again, wonderful comic relief that we're all in dire need of in these times.

  • @hansvandijk1487
    @hansvandijk1487 3 місяці тому +4

    As always, Jabari, you made my day!!
    Greetings from the Netherlands 🇳🇱.

  • @EricPham-gr8pg
    @EricPham-gr8pg 3 місяці тому

    Atleast fuck a billionairs so get some pocket money

  • @DomesticatedDemon
    @DomesticatedDemon 3 місяці тому

    Bill says "what's the rub, grub?" 😂😂😂

  • @askbob2009
    @askbob2009 2 місяці тому

    he could afford it and gets a little publicity. Ha Ha Ha

  • @boossersgarage3239
    @boossersgarage3239 3 місяці тому +2

    NAILED IT

  • @bigcatproductions2789
    @bigcatproductions2789 3 місяці тому

    Spoiler : Melania meets a WINNER 🏆 🥳

  • @PRwellness
    @PRwellness 3 місяці тому

    Lol dump in the oven at 400 degrees! 😂 genius

  • @randeldaniel5437
    @randeldaniel5437 3 місяці тому

    Old Bill is a Chester she’s way to old for that billionaire 🤮

  • @nicholasmaude6906
    @nicholasmaude6906 3 місяці тому

    So when is going to date the surviving Koch brother?

  • @grant9301
    @grant9301 2 місяці тому

    Well it's not called Microsoft for nothing!

  • @fredvoll
    @fredvoll 3 місяці тому

    When will Vladimir Poontin be invited for dinner?

  • @tormentorxl2732
    @tormentorxl2732 3 місяці тому

    ROSANNE BAR and Melania! 😂😂

  • @kirkdandie
    @kirkdandie 2 місяці тому

    Adolescent humour. 👎

  • @PapaWooody
    @PapaWooody 3 місяці тому

    Next Up: Barron Trump

  • @tom-kz9pb
    @tom-kz9pb 3 місяці тому +1

    If Melania were shrewd, you would think that she could land a better business deal of a husband than the Donald. Or maybe she should take a cue from Donald, and start marketing her own line of golden women's fashion heels.

    • @thomcarr7021
      @thomcarr7021 3 місяці тому +1

      She's tried marketing crap a few times. There seems to be some serious loathing towards her by women. They see an over-painted wore-out mattress tramp who isn't fooling anyone.

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 3 місяці тому

      Well, she's been hocking cheap jewelry since 2017!

    • @arcanondrum6543
      @arcanondrum6543 3 місяці тому

      For some women, the tick of the biological clock affects their thinking. For Melania, her Green Card status clock was ticking. Things have destabilized at home (thanks also to the kind of "swamp" that Trump did the opposite of "draining") so Melania chain-migrated her parents here as well and in time for Social Security. ..Apparently, teachers and engineers will just have to wait their turn some more.

  • @randywatts6969
    @randywatts6969 3 місяці тому

    She luff monee, and Beel got lots!😊

  • @magnificumimperium8392
    @magnificumimperium8392 3 місяці тому

    He is soft and she is no longer open for action