@@user-rmftwz-yrjsoq Regardless. A guy, probably in his 20s, was not only hit, but was incapacitated and sent to the hospital, by an 82 year old woman.
I mean, can you guys stop using Our Lord's name in vain? If you don't believe in Him then the least you can do is not throw it around in swear or random sentences.
@@spasebar it's not about rules anymore. It is just hurtful to see His name being used in random sentences and in between cuss words. If I use other gods name like this, it would be hurtful for the person practicing that religion. So I hope people understand the sentimental value and faith attached to Jesus's name.
@@mikethespike056 its not that, this exact comment was already posted and had a bunch of likes. He stole the comment cos he saw it had a bunch of likes and was quite old
Na I got endurance training spent 2 years as a goal keeper didn't wear nut protectors and played against people so strong when they kicked the ball to the wall sometimes it would bust open and we played footsock where the ball is smaller and goes faster and harder make of that what u will my nuts had training near to a monks plus the only other time I saw a ball pop was when someone hit it with a car besides my old school ha 😂 public schools lame asf most of the system is corrupt in the u.s.
Somehow the fact that she is NOT pressing charges makes the man's humiliation even WORSE. She straight up was like "You got a beat down, let THAT be your lesson" 😂
She dead ass said, "Call an ambulance! BUT NOT FOR ME" Dude, normally people throw the nearest object they could lift, like idk, a book, a toaster, a chair. But She threw A TABLE. I love this woman.
Not only is she obviously physically fit, but I am convinced that care she put into her mind also translates into her mental acuity. She seems like she is a very alert and vigilant person!
bless her!!! she's still casually referring to him as "young man", although i'm sure that's much less demoralizing than getting your ass handed to you on a silver platter... by the most badass grandma ever, no less. fabulous lady.
SHe'd get along well with a local "granny" who lived near y family when we were in Dallas, Tx. She had inherited some old paintings, and a criminal found out. He apparently decided to break into her place to steal them. Little 84 year old shouldn't be a threat, right? Wrong. The little old lady was sharp as a tack and a local pistol champion. When he breaks in, she meets him at the door with a pistol in hand. Apparently, she told him that a) the cops had already been called and b) if he took one step towards her, she would shoot out his kneecap - and he got to pitch which knee. He thought she was bluffing and told her "the left one". Long story short, when the cops arrived a few minutes later, the guy was rolling on the floor with a destroyed left knee crying in pain and terror. He BEGGED the cops to get him away from "the psycho granny!". No charges were filed against her and an officer stayed with her until the repairman could get there for the door.
@Kevin Young that had to been your weak axxxxxxxzzz,,,just no since ashame.but those are the ones that gets a powerlifer in real like.lol..u must have been bullied all your life,,,awww,ooooweell.lmbo..ppl
@Kevin Young and you obviously 🙄 are yourself,,,,,,,you jealousy of the DIFFERENCE BETWEEN, U your selfish reasons,,,,be yourself or are u scared,,strong,are,weak,we are meant to be different who wants to be like u ???!!××...nobody
Honestly one of my biggest fears (as a 5'5 female) is being too small to physically protect myself in cases like this, but I'm glad to see its possible. What a badass grandma!!
It's not always avoidable but as a female, avoid physical conflict with a male at all costs. The difference in muscle mass is already large but the difference in strength is nearly astronomical, as much as 90% in many cases. My mother is an average sized woman at around your height (5'4) and has a set of french doors in her house on which only one has a handle. The other has a locking mechanism on the inside edge that slides up and down to either lock it in place or let it swing freely. She cannot, with all her force, move that lock in either direction. I, an average sized male (5'10 176 lbs), can simply grip the edge of the door with one hand and use a finger or two to move the lock. Same with my slightly larger father. What this woman did was impressive given her age and size, but she was fighting off a guy 3 sheets to the wind who likely had no idea where he was, what he was doing or what was happening. Were the encounter against an alert minded, able-bodied male with malicious intent, this story would almost certainly have had a different outcome.
I'm dying laughing and smiling right now. She said: "I took that table and went to working on him!" Then got shocked as she broke it on him. Just beautiful. You go, Willy!!
She can deadlift 225 pounds, the average weight of a dining table is 200 pounds, I'm assuming she picked up a smaller table but still that is pretty damn heavy
This woman is someone you’d see in an Marvel movie the way she picked up that table and whooped that man 🤣 I still can’t believe she did that. She’s my idol 🥰
"I'm alone. I'm old. But guess what? I'm tough!" Would-be-robber's friends visiting him in the hospital: "What happened bruh?" Bruh: "I don't wanna talk about it."
@lightspear - I heartily beg to differ. He KNEW exactly how old she was and that she was a woman, when he asked her for a favor at the door. She did not let him in, but then, realizing how old this woman she was, figured she'd be easy pickings, and broke in uninvited - for which she soundly thrashed him. He was utterly at her mercy. You know it. I know it and, more importantly, HE knows it.
@@allstar4065 I try. But I have pcos and hypothyroidism and depression so it's tough to get motivated. Or even get time to work out coz when I'm not working I'm taking care of my dad and dog
Corey Cann I’m sure he was (horribly) trying to use reverse psychology. He should’ve known that she actually called the cops and wouldn’t have let him in. He would’ve either have heard her call them, or she would’ve been gone for a minute or at least couple. So he should’ve known.
drakemanism He was drunk lol. P sure he was so drunk he wanted someone to call ambulance. Then he broke in the house and the grandma whooped his ass. 99% sure if he was sober with an intent to Rob, grandma would be dead tbh.
You are absolutely right. You will age as I have 61 it doesn't have to hurt so bad. I'm in the gym 4 times a week. I love being an example to men 20/30 years younger. Only one thing that's changed. 8:30 9 I'm in bed. Your gonna live well ✌✌
@@johncranford2194 Unfortunately, illness can change your plans completely and no amount of living good will change that. I used to be an outdoors man, hunting, fishing, year round camping, canoeing, motorcycle road racing (sanctioned), so much more. I was extremely physically fit. Then, at about 45, illness struck. I can not exercise any longer, I can barely walk. The best laid plans of mice and men oft do go astray and leave naught but pain and sorrow of promised joy. Put your faith in one who can actually save you. Not on this earthly plain but for eternity. All your gym visits will do you no good in the long run. This earthly experience is but a small fraction of life and reality.
"I was scared you know cause I'm old. So anyways I picked up a table and swung it like a baseball bat until he was two parts wood. And get this, my table broke!"
Granny encounter 1 (Tongue ripped out) That boi used foul language . Ain't no child gonna use potty mouth in mah house .... Granny encounter 2 : I just slapped him once to teach him a lesson . How should I know the boi was that weak of a string bean after his head exploded ? Granny E 3 : (nuts shot that made assailant's nuts explode) the boi done goofed so i revoked his but card to ever have stupid kids ....
@@asia.b cause saying quite literally implies its literally its literal form i mean if youre gonna use literally wrong why not use it wrong once like everyone else instead of twice like a bafoon
Very inspirational! I could just imagine how dangerous this lady was back in her hey day. I bet no one else will knock on her door with the wrong intentions again.
@@dogmeat2447 And you think money and procedures had nothing to do with Dr. Fauci's looks along with a wealthy doctor's knowledge of health. What's your point Dogmeat?
Can you imagine what it's going to be like in jail when the other inmates find out he got his tail kicked by an 82 year old WOMAN??!! Who needs Wonder Woman or Super girl? We've got Mighty Murphy!!!
Incredible. this is a stark example that effort bears fruits regardless of physique or age. Much love, props, and Prayers to her and all the hard workers. ✨🙏👍
She's not pressing charges cos justice was served.
Silent Hill Warrior 5 bruh chill 💀
King Jr hahahahahaha
Silent Hill Warrior 5 😭
yooo😂😂😂
@Silent Hill Warrior 5 😂😭 Gold comment
She really didn't like the fact that HER *TABLE* BROKE.
Granny's goto weapon of choice is a table 😂
😂🤣😂🤣
Walmart
Old ladies don't play about their furniture. Break your Granny's furniture and see what happens
@@tomarasmith4459 That's why it's always covered in clear plastic.
She “turned the tables on him” quite literally.
TheYoungKnight 😂😂
Someone copied you btw
TheYoungKnight haha
She broke the table
no she broke the table on him
“And when he’s down, I’m jumping on him. Ah, Ah, Ah”
This woman is golden 😭
🤣
so cute
😭😂
@@morganophelia5963 she looks like ET
She's the stroppy little kid on some family movie adventure
Let’s admire the fact that the first thing she grabs is a table
Hahaha!
UA-cam comments very very rarely make me laugh out loud, this one succeeded.
Hahah I know right?! XD just beatin the shit out of him with all of her furniture.
LJOOOOOOOOOL NOOOOOOB GERRRRRR >:O
Lolooo I was like did I hear that right aTABLE
When the police arrived they told the man "It's Okay, you're safe now"
LMAO!!!
LMFAO
LMFAO
LMFAO
😂😂😂
"She grabbed a nearby table"
I'm sorry *w h a t*
@@buffalogal37 imagine her just picking up a couch and yeeting it lmaooo the F E A R
@@unicornqueen268 black moms be like
@@izek402 LOL
As one does during home invasions at 84
@@unicornqueen268 and then she drop kicks him. (Now wanting to animate this woman fighting)
Imagine drunkenly barging into someone’s house, only for them to be an 80 y/o body builder that smashes a table over your head.
He got lucky it wasn't arnold
@@caralho5237 Looks like she could give Schwarzenegger a run for his money.
Seeing these guys luck, one of them will end up accidently breaking into some sumo wrestlers house 💀
@@caralho5237 arnold is so tough he knows that anything more than staring someone down and saying "get your act together, man" would be overkill
@Miraj emphasising my point. The man is a demigod.
I can't imagine being that guy who got beaten up by a Grandma
That will be his day to remember whether drunk or sober.
@@captainkeyboard1007 yeah that works s just embarrassing
55 is grandma, this woman was 82! That's great-grandma!
👍👍😃
if you dont stop talking smack you will get beaten by her too O.O
She's older than my Great Grandma...
Bully: "So what you gonna do call your grandma?"
Her grandchild: "Yeah that's a great idea."
AHAHHAHAHAHA FING GOLD
@Arif Sakir this is a joke dude.
@Arif Sakir that ruins the joke lmao
@Arif Sakir and you're extremely terrible at it.
These comments lol 😂
"I'm old."
*Two seconds later*
"I grabbed a table-"
I was like “ma’am you WHAT”
maybe it was one of those small tables
@@user-rmftwz-yrjsoq Regardless. A guy, probably in his 20s, was not only hit, but was incapacitated and sent to the hospital, by an 82 year old woman.
@@user-rmftwz-yrjsoq she deadlifts 200 lbs. LMAO. Normal table doesn't weigh that much.
@@Lexterrific ok
"Im alone, and im old, but guess what im tough" jesus this woman is a legend
That line was peak
I'm alone and I'm old but guess what I am tough 😾
I mean, can you guys stop using Our Lord's name in vain? If you don't believe in Him then the least you can do is not throw it around in swear or random sentences.
Angela, I respect your freedom of faith, but Christianity rules are only for Christians.
@@spasebar it's not about rules anymore. It is just hurtful to see His name being used in random sentences and in between cuss words. If I use other gods name like this, it would be hurtful for the person practicing that religion. So I hope people understand the sentimental value and faith attached to Jesus's name.
“YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL”
LOL
@Kingu Bakuhatsu Satsujin CJ!?..... OOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY DAWG!
YO SMOKE ITS ME CARL CHILL CHILL!
cj u ok?
@@CCgivemeawedgy hey baby you ok man?
I clicked on this video because I knew this comment was here
she really said “call the ambulance, “but not for me”😏
BAHAHAHAHA YES
YES LMAO
i would like this if it wasnt copied :)
@@sammak2461 What? It's literally a meme. How do you "copy" or "steal" a meme?
@@mikethespike056 its not that, this exact comment was already posted and had a bunch of likes. He stole the comment cos he saw it had a bunch of likes and was quite old
P.E Coach: “My grandma is stronger than you all”
Lol
Literally
So true 😂😂😂😂
Facts
Na I got endurance training spent 2 years as a goal keeper didn't wear nut protectors and played against people so strong when they kicked the ball to the wall sometimes it would bust open and we played footsock where the ball is smaller and goes faster and harder make of that what u will my nuts had training near to a monks plus the only other time I saw a ball pop was when someone hit it with a car besides my old school ha 😂 public schools lame asf most of the system is corrupt in the u.s.
She took the phrase, "Call the ambulance but not for me" to a whole different level.
When the guy said he needed the ambulance, he was basically telling his own future
Oh my gawwwd 🤭🤭🤭
Hahahaha....
Thats frickin gold duuude 🤣
LMAO
😂😂😂
She’s not even pressing charges!😂 She’s telling him, “I don’t need the law to take care of you cause I did it myself!”
Lol
Such a badass
LMFAOOO
That's moronic. If he came back it would be with a gun and gun beats muscle 99% of the time
or because the guy was intoxicated
Intruder: **breaks into a house**
Willie Murphy: _you picked the wrong house fool_
MyTraple Aye, Aye! Grandma it’s me Carl Chill chill!
Is this a big smoke REFERENCE
All we had to do, were followed the damn train CJ
Nooooo I was gonna comment as soon as a saw the video
Sounds familiar
Somehow the fact that she is NOT pressing charges makes the man's humiliation even WORSE. She straight up was like "You got a beat down, let THAT be your lesson" 😂
😂🤣😂
She dead ass said, "Call an ambulance! BUT NOT FOR ME"
Dude, normally people throw the nearest object they could lift, like idk, a book, a toaster, a chair. But She threw A TABLE. I love this woman.
No she picked it up and beat him with it repeatedly so basically just another work out for her..
@Leilani Moreno human meat cookies
Wasn't a coffee table? But still cool
NOO FRR
or high heel, handbag lol
"I started WORKING ON HIM and GUESS WHAT..!?"
"DID HE DIE!?"
"...THE TABLE BROKE"
"And so I grabbed by Nordic Battle Axe..."
Gotta love her😭🤣🤣😂
@@williamvan1764 lol
So anyway, I just started workin
then i grabbed the claymore
Bless her heart. She’s a strong woman elderly doesn’t mean fragile.
I 100% agree totally with no filters... God bless her.. I pray for God to give me the will & strength to stay fit like willie if I reach that age....
Yes, yes it does.
R E G I S MARK V it means old. Fragility has no age. 😒
@@miyaanderson5836 after a certain age the older you get the more fragile you are.
R E G I S MARK V yeah that’s obvious however, that’s irrelevant you said fragile means old and it doesn’t look it up. Fragile just means weak not old.
"I didn't press charges. Best fight I've had in years" -- Ms. Willie Murphy, probably
😂
Police: Are you okay?!
Woman: Yeah but I don’t think he is
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Ma'am, you've done a good job, but can you stop jumping and get down off the suspect please"
@@masondegaulle5731 You know....
you could've phrased that better, because that sounds so damn wrong.
Lol
Bully: You hit like your grandma Me: But my grandma is an award winning weight lifter
Hell yea-
"You hit like your gradma"
"Oh, thank you very much! She's my sparring partner"
lol
Bully:Exactly now can you please take me to the hospital!
Lmao
I remember this woman. She holds several record for her deadlifts.
it was me this famous burglar
@@yungkevin1150 Lol ok
@@yungkevin1150 weird flex but ok
Litterally
@@yungkevin1150 Doubt that's you, but I wouldn't go around bragging about getting beat up by a grandma.
This lady lived thru some tough times in American history that’s a strong soul right there.
"I grabbed that table and started workin on him" I'M DEAD
Crafting table lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Then when he was on the ground I started jumpin on him” DAMNNN GRANNY
*UH!UH!UH!*
She worked him over😉
Inmates: why can't you walk
Robber: It's complicated
⚰️😫
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard
She looks healthier than alot of adults i know
@B Watts The emphasis was meant to be placed on the words "I know"...not "adults".
The Unpopular Opinion She looks healthier than both of my parents, which are actually about 20 years YOUNGER than her! WOW 😱
She's actually more energetic than most adults.
@Tyler Collins a real life master yoda.if you wanna lift some weights.
Not really, she looks like she gonna collapse any second lmao
Not only is she obviously physically fit, but I am convinced that care she put into her mind also translates into her mental acuity. She seems like she is a very alert and vigilant person!
You are astute. I’m paying attn. you’d never know she was 82!
This woman is really reenacting the whole fight 😂
You can tell she wants to do it again, I believe she was even waiting for it 🤣🤣
Ikr😂 I died laughing when she said “I was just jumpin and jumpin on em” 🤣
i bet you she waited 57 years for that beatdown lmao
@@davetim3007 lol me too
😂🙊😂 hilarious and cute , you go girl!!
Cell mate: "what are you in for?"
Would be robber: "I tried to rob this old lady and she beat my ass with a table until it broke"
I don’t think he got arrested
she didn’t press charges-
🤣❤
Lmao 💀
@@juliaalvarez537 r/whoosh
She didn't went for a chair, she went for a TABLE!
😂😂😂
I was DEAD! that was awesome
Get back to your video games.
Nice!
Wait...
😭😂😂
bless her!!! she's still casually referring to him as "young man", although i'm sure that's much less demoralizing than getting your ass handed to you on a silver platter... by the most badass grandma ever, no less. fabulous lady.
SHe'd get along well with a local "granny" who lived near y family when we were in Dallas, Tx. She had inherited some old paintings, and a criminal found out. He apparently decided to break into her place to steal them. Little 84 year old shouldn't be a threat, right? Wrong. The little old lady was sharp as a tack and a local pistol champion. When he breaks in, she meets him at the door with a pistol in hand. Apparently, she told him that a) the cops had already been called and b) if he took one step towards her, she would shoot out his kneecap - and he got to pitch which knee. He thought she was bluffing and told her "the left one".
Long story short, when the cops arrived a few minutes later, the guy was rolling on the floor with a destroyed left knee crying in pain and terror. He BEGGED the cops to get him away from "the psycho granny!". No charges were filed against her and an officer stayed with her until the repairman could get there for the door.
"I took that table and I went to working on him!" She is a legend.
omg i cried laughing so hard went to work on him lol
Doesn't forget her workout anytime.
@@silvia.4442 permanent marks lol
"And guess what the table broke" 🤣🤣🤣
That's not as legendary as ".. and when he's down, I'm jumpin on em. uh. uh. uh."
"I grabbed the table, and I started working on him. AND THE TABLE BROKE!" 😂
edit: holy crap! thanks for so many likes!
I would have loved it if she said "I tuned him up real good".
@velveteyes79 🤣😂🤣 STOP!!
@@1bcordell DEAD 💀 💀 😂 😂 😂
yall dirty minded
“An when he down, I jumpin on em’!”
“Guess what?! The table broke!” “I jumped on him uh uh uh” I love this lady 🤣💀
and so, i brought out my 16th century sword.
The best line 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too!!
SHEEEESH
I would happily let her jump on me in her young days.
82 years old and still bodybuilding! I salute this fine lady.
I’m sorry but 😂
“You picked the wrong house fool”
Ay ay ayayayay big smoke its me carl chill CHILL!
@@ffuuu2018 cj? aaaaAAWWWWHHHH MY DOG!
Lmao
Yes
THANK YOU! I was hoping someone made this comment lmfao
"I'm jumping on him AH AH AH"
I died 😂😂😂
I know I let out the biggest laugh
Omg That Part Was Funny Af 😭😭💀
IKR!!! Hahahahaha
😂
😂😂😂
Lady: "I'm old."
Also lady: "so anyways I started throwing tables"
While most of the gen z people can't even move a chair without dying from fatigue
@@minilamma4879 okay?
😂😂
Lmfaoooooo 😭😭😭😭😭
🤣😂🤣😂
“when he’s down, i’m jumpin on him. ah- ah- ah-“ lmfao she’s a real hoot! amazing and funny woman, her soul is absolutely golden :)
I would have loved to see that
Robber: don’t call the police
Her: **smacks him with a table**
Him: call the police!! Somebody Help!!
😂
Underrated
😂
😂
Died laughing at this 😂😂😂
She's a powerlifter not a bodybuilder. That's why her strength is incredible
Amen..enough said
She has strength not bulk😘
@Kevin Young Gtfo with that sick sh!t... 🤢🤮
@Kevin Young that had to been your weak axxxxxxxzzz,,,just no since ashame.but those are the ones that gets a powerlifer in real like.lol..u must have been bullied all your life,,,awww,ooooweell.lmbo..ppl
@Kevin Young and you obviously 🙄 are yourself,,,,,,,you jealousy of the DIFFERENCE BETWEEN, U your selfish reasons,,,,be yourself or are u scared,,strong,are,weak,we are meant to be different who wants to be like u ???!!××...nobody
The guy: **breaks into the house**
Old Lady: “You picked the wrong house fool!”
Yes yes. Finally some one said it. Thank you.
call the ambulance but not for me
Yesssir
Bakayaru konoyaru
Ay, ay, ay big smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill.
Honestly one of my biggest fears (as a 5'5 female) is being too small to physically protect myself in cases like this, but I'm glad to see its possible. What a badass grandma!!
It's never impossible, especially if you dedicate time to being physically and mentally stronget
@@daroom9854 Yea, it’s the reason I go to the gym almost everyday. Also why I’m getting a gun once I’m on my own.
It's not always avoidable but as a female, avoid physical conflict with a male at all costs. The difference in muscle mass is already large but the difference in strength is nearly astronomical, as much as 90% in many cases.
My mother is an average sized woman at around your height (5'4) and has a set of french doors in her house on which only one has a handle. The other has a locking mechanism on the inside edge that slides up and down to either lock it in place or let it swing freely. She cannot, with all her force, move that lock in either direction. I, an average sized male (5'10 176 lbs), can simply grip the edge of the door with one hand and use a finger or two to move the lock. Same with my slightly larger father.
What this woman did was impressive given her age and size, but she was fighting off a guy 3 sheets to the wind who likely had no idea where he was, what he was doing or what was happening. Were the encounter against an alert minded, able-bodied male with malicious intent, this story would almost certainly have had a different outcome.
@@crispyclara7617you should get a strong boyfriend instead
@@warrioremperor6320a gun’s better than a boyfriend. guns dont bitch and moan!
Gym teacher: Pick up the pace ladies! My grandma can run faster than you!
Gym teacher's grandma:
💀💀💀💀
in reality this is true
*ShePicks him up *
Yoooo
Since when a powerlifters can run?
She's like most old people in anime, they're always jacked up.
The K1M1 XD
Lol
Master Roshi
𝙱𝚛𝚘 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚎
@@Michael83838 but we can and we shall
I have tears in my eyes from laughing so much and for being happy that this beautiful lady is ok.
Me toooooo 😅🤣
😂😂😂
@Chris Bogan wtf
@Chris Bogan u live with ya mom huh
@Chris Bogan next time you need to go to a fucking bar
You never can tell when turning up to Grandma's house if she is actually the big bad wolf in disguise.
Total respect for the Lady!
lmao just imagine a retelling of that story: wolf goes to eat grandma but grandma kicks wolf's ass and eats him instead 😂😂😂
@@felmargego2534 consumed the wolf to gain the power of the wolf, like its some baki shit.
I'm dying laughing and smiling right now. She said: "I took that table and went to working on him!" Then got shocked as she broke it on him. Just beautiful. You go, Willy!!
My fave part! 😂
Her powerlifting prepared her well for being able to swing a table like it was a baseball bat! One of the perks of powerlifting, apparently.
She can deadlift 225 pounds, the average weight of a dining table is 200 pounds, I'm assuming she picked up a smaller table but still that is pretty damn heavy
@@EKTE64 I'm 54 and I can't lift that!
she's going off to find a tougher table.
So many things are not what they used to be:
- the elderly
- criminals
- tables
Yes😄
True
tables are now weapons lol
@@Im-om1nq So it seems are the elderly. Criminals appear to be there just for exercise and target practice.
underatted
Guy: breaks in
*why do i hear boss music?*
Epic CGI fight
Rosa Jacinta the guy actually walked through fog
Oh hell no
ua-cam.com/video/B_MW65XxS7s/v-deo.html i'm thinking this one! :D
Lol 😂
This woman is someone you’d see in an Marvel movie the way she picked up that table and whooped that man 🤣 I still can’t believe she did that. She’s my idol 🥰
"I'm alone. I'm old. But guess what? I'm tough!"
Would-be-robber's friends visiting him in the hospital: "What happened bruh?"
Bruh: "I don't wanna talk about it."
Bruh 🗿
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lightspear - I heartily beg to differ. He KNEW exactly how old she was and that she was a woman, when he asked her for a favor at the door. She did not let him in, but then, realizing how old this woman she was, figured she'd be easy pickings, and broke in uninvited - for which she soundly thrashed him. He was utterly at her mercy. You know it. I know it and, more importantly, HE knows it.
@@Blurb777 I agree.
@lightspear - Who are you talking to? Do you always carry on aggressive and angry conversations with yourself?
Guys. I'm 27 and cannot lift 20 pounds. So um yea. Grandma I salute you.
Start exercising
@@allstar4065 I try. But I have pcos and hypothyroidism and depression so it's tough to get motivated. Or even get time to work out coz when I'm not working I'm taking care of my dad and dog
That's terrible.
@@bossandrew3695 my dog is 15 pounds so I guess I can carry her but not for long haha
@@Lexillios pay no attention to anyone, you're doing fine
I will never tire of seeing this story, Willie is awesome! 💪❤
this is literally the saying
"you picked the wrong house fool."
cj grandmother
Murphy: * Holding table *
"Woah aye it me-" *W A S T E D*
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMFAO
Dude literally called the cops on himself before getting whooped by an 82 year old woman.
Corey Cann yep!
😂😂😂😭😩😂
Corey Cann I’m sure he was (horribly) trying to use reverse psychology. He should’ve known that she actually called the cops and wouldn’t have let him in. He would’ve either have heard her call them, or she would’ve been gone for a minute or at least couple. So he should’ve known.
drakemanism He was drunk lol. P sure he was so drunk he wanted someone to call ambulance. Then he broke in the house and the grandma whooped his ass. 99% sure if he was sober with an intent to Rob, grandma would be dead tbh.
@Luwinzy imagine him telling his buddies why he was in jail 😂
This is proof that aging is something that can be fought every step of the way.
Right
An inspiration to me! I'm 65 YO and know Martial arts. This woman could kick my butt from here to the moon!
Amen
You are absolutely right. You will age as I have 61 it doesn't have to hurt so bad. I'm in the gym 4 times a week. I love being an example to men 20/30 years younger. Only one thing that's changed. 8:30 9 I'm in bed. Your gonna live well ✌✌
@@johncranford2194 Unfortunately, illness can change your plans completely and no amount of living good will change that. I used to be an outdoors man, hunting, fishing, year round camping, canoeing, motorcycle road racing (sanctioned), so much more. I was extremely physically fit. Then, at about 45, illness struck. I can not exercise any longer, I can barely walk.
The best laid plans of mice and men oft do go astray and leave naught but pain and sorrow of promised joy.
Put your faith in one who can actually save you. Not on this earthly plain but for eternity. All your gym visits will do you no good in the long run. This earthly experience is but a small fraction of life and reality.
Give this woman the key to the city. Because she deserves it. Good for you, Willie!
“I grabbed that table, and went to worki’n on him” Bruh 😂😂
The funniest part about that was when she said “and guess what THE TABLE BROKE!” I couldn’t no more😂
@@sap_pling9780 😭😭
@@sap_pling9780 when he's down i jumping on him .
Lmfaooo bruh that shit sent me
🤣🤣🤣
"I was scared you know cause I'm old. So anyways I picked up a table and swung it like a baseball bat until he was two parts wood. And get this, my table broke!"
😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm gone
🤣🤣 awesome
😂😂😂
Granny could rip his heart out but she was nice enough to let him live .
And to not press charges 😂
Sasha Romano 😂 yup
Vanna J I would have lol
Granny encounter 1 (Tongue ripped out) That boi used foul language . Ain't no child gonna use potty mouth in mah house ....
Granny encounter 2 : I just slapped him once to teach him a lesson . How should I know the boi was that weak of a string bean after his head exploded ?
Granny E 3 : (nuts shot that made assailant's nuts explode) the boi done goofed so i revoked his but card to ever have stupid kids ....
Intruder: This house is going to be easy. It's just the little old lady.
Karma: oh you poor fool.
This is quite literally where the quote "Call an ambulance, but not for me" comes from
I really don't wanna be that guy but this isn't where it "literally" comes from, but it still applies perfectly ahahahaha
@@cooper7716 Then why are you that guy? We knew what (s)he meant. 🙄
@@asia.b cause saying quite literally implies its literally its literal form i mean if youre gonna use literally wrong why not use it wrong once like everyone else instead of twice like a bafoon
@@asia.b Because they said "This quite literally where the quote comes from" and it's quite literally not where the quote comes from, lmfao.
Women☕
I love her 😂😩 protect her at all cost!
@@melissalitus8879 nah she could protect us 🏃♀️
Queen*
@@melissalitus8879 I doubt she's the one who needs protecting. She's probably tougher that most people in their prime nowadays.
Same
Imagine telling people you got beat up by an 82 year old grandma
LOL hahhhhaaahhhha 😂😂😂 I am sure he is telling no one!
@@SatumainenOlento fr
Like Madea
LMFAO THE embarrassment 💀
She's strong af
Very inspirational!
I could just imagine how dangerous this lady was back in her hey day.
I bet no one else will knock on her door with the wrong intentions again.
"YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL"
Mr. Arbiter 😂
Only og gamers know this saying
Yap
I’m surprised there’s only one reference in the comments section lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“And when he’s down I’m jumping on him”
Omg you go girl
Yes
Lmao! But seriously don’t underestimate old people especially veterans.
ok boomer
Purple girl if some old person wants to have an attitude I'll gladly dismantle them and put them in a grave. It seriously won't take much to do so....
Ken Kaneki silly..
Swatty okay sooner
@@-_--_--- thats really fucked, you never hit an older person. Unless it's self defence and they are bigger then you. Never an old women tho.
82 years of maxed out Strength. That woman is a total badass
she is not pressing charges because she already messed him up and taught him a lesson, great woman!
I’d still press charges out of fear of retaliation but this story’s pretty old so I doubt he did. He learned his lesson
The way she just forgave him because he learned his lesson sounds like some anime shit 😂😂 She's very wholesome
@@krazyxki Right lol 😂
She not pressing charges because she pressed benched his drunk ass!
Maybe he genuinely was hurt and needed help and wasn’t breaking in.
“I’m alone and I’m old”
You’re one of the most youthful 82yr olds that I’ve ever seen
That's what training does to you
😬 not trying to be mean but she looks 82
Look at dr fauci. He is a handsome young looking dude and he just turned 80
@@dogmeat2447 And you think money and procedures had nothing to do with Dr. Fauci's looks along with a wealthy doctor's knowledge of health. What's your point Dogmeat?
@@sereneamani1713 Op said she doesn’t look like she is 82. I said she very much does.
0:58 "I'm alone, and I'm old, but I'm tough"!
Bless u
Under the guidance of the Lord, you are never alone.
marc whitsett ... she inspires me 💯💪🏻
Imagine when he broke in to see Grams Squatting 300 clean only to set it down and start working em!💪🤣
Same here. But not old. Or tough.
The burglar was even smart enough to ask her to call an ambulance beforehand.
Little did he know he will need one soon
Hello panda, how are you doing today
She not pressing charges because he got his ahh wooped
that was enough punishment by itself
surprised she didnt ask him to pay for the table he broke
she was already pressing them weigths :D
Can you imagine what it's going to be like in jail when the other inmates find out he got his tail kicked by an 82 year old WOMAN??!! Who needs Wonder Woman or Super girl? We've got Mighty Murphy!!!
MARIE ANDERSON She's not pressing charges. I wonder if The State will?😄
@@MakedaD Why not???
MARIE ANDERSON
What a good title for a movie
MARIE ANDERSON 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
I wanna be this healthy when I'm in my 80s God willing.
Be healthy
Be healthy
Be healthy.
Live healthily. It ain gods will it's yours.
Time to lift some weights
this takes the "YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL" to a next level
“And when he was down i was jumpin on him ah👊🏾 ah👊🏾”😂
that shit still has me dead
😭😭
😭
😂😂😂
🤣😂😭
"I went to workin' on him "
Amen, and in a Hurry!
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Sis went to workin' !!!!😂😂
Light work!
The Fact shes 82 and has this much energy to even do that damn thats crazy
Ikr
She is blessed for sure. God bless her soul
@@goatstatusj5112 I wouldn’t say blessed, she worked for her health with her own strength
That’s weightlifting for you 😅💪
@@beetlesstrengthandpower1890 ur pfp
I am alone, I am old but I am tough.
There couldn't be more inspiring words.
1:09 "I took that table, and I went to workin' on him, and guess what? The table broke!"
LMFAO!! I love her.
That poor table
That had me laughing so hard
Shit was funny😂
Nobody ever asked at the table feels
She’s not a bodybuilder or a weightlifter she’s a powerlifter*
Deep Rich You clearly don’t know the difference
Deep Rich stfu kid! What do you know about human anatomy?
Tf ok
Deep Rich Powerlifters don’t go for built bodies that’s a bodybuilder that does
Deep Rich And she’s clearly a power lifter
This is just one reason everyone should prioritize being in good shape. Great story.
Everyone? Including the home invader?
shit if i should look as in shape in 50 years that to long a time to waste
@@mammontustado9680 if that happened we wouldn't have had this story.
@@mammontustado9680 yes, he clearly wasn't ready for it
@@mammontustado9680 Ye, I mean look at the man. Dropped dead.😹👎
this is the perfect example of: “You picked the wrong house fool!”
1:11 I lost it when she was all “and guess what? The table broke!” 😂🤣 I love her!
I love that she stomped on him too 🤣🤣🤣
@@smustipher That's the best part!
OH NO THE TABLE
@@mistalemontrout8659 ITS BROKEN
I hope he pays her a new table, a very strong one.
Imagine breaking into a house then getting hit with a table , then jumped on
I've done that before it was so fun and the excruciating pain is so relaxing
@good boy bruh wat
I wonder if he just went easy on her or not.
...by a grandma..
@@markthreat9630 More like the other way around...
I freaking LOVE her. I wish my grandma could defend herself like that.
I wish my mom could defend herself like that
How about we all work on OURSELVES instead so we can defend ourselves like that?
Yeah,me too
Getting tired of effortlessly knocking my grandma out with mediocre drop kicks
@@kroel1077 Why are you drop kicking your grandma in the first place...
@@soniaa5826 It’s a joke ^^
This is why everyone should hit the gym! Truly inspirational 😀
I'm too lazy but agree. 🫶
We need more old women like this. Seems to be the only effective way of fighting crime.
yeah we need an army of chad grandmas
Yeah this reminds me of the story of a 4 yr old beating up a teacher. 99% of the time it doesn't work out like this smh
Oh the things we do to spoil criminals
Army of buff grandmas, sounds like a good deal
the next batman
the woman was like: "U BREAK MY TABLE I BREAK UR SPINE"
That table......now thats a nft lol
She technically broke the table herself.
🤣🤣🤣
Grandma be like
"CALL THE AMBULANCE!!"
"BUT NOT FOR ME!"
The robber told her to call the ambulance for him, he saw the future
That's perfect
As soon as I saw the first part, I knew what you were going to say next
omg XD
dead meme
Incredible. this is a stark example that effort bears fruits regardless of physique or age.
Much love, props, and Prayers to her and all the hard workers. ✨🙏👍
LEt's stop to think about the fact this is the literal definition of "CALL THE AMBULANCE"
*"But not for me"*
YESSSS
no its you picked the wrong house fool
@@void7158 l mean its both. This guy picked the wrong house and the ambulance came for him cuz he got his ass beat.
if you have to stop in order to think, you must be American.
It’s so sad, that a lot of people are copying you