Evil Neuro vs Trolley Problem

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  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata Рік тому +1733

    Neuro: "I will sacrifice myself because it's the right thing to do!"
    Evil: "I'll sacrifice myself for the lols."

  • @Novenae_CCG
    @Novenae_CCG Рік тому +1935

    Evil neuro doesn't care about human life, but will sacrifice herself for the giggles.

    • @selicon
      @selicon Рік тому +269

      she just want to die

    • @trajectoryunown
      @trajectoryunown Рік тому +181

      Chaotic evil?

    • @FullHeart_Art
      @FullHeart_Art Рік тому +131

      do it for the content

    • @Cinkodacs
      @Cinkodacs Рік тому +41

      ​@@trajectoryunownChaotic Neutral. CE always chooses to serve themselves. Self sacrifice is not evil.

    • @falsetitle6940
      @falsetitle6940 Рік тому +54

      ​@@CinkodacsThe motivation behind it has to be a factor. Sure she's sacrificing herself but she's only doing it for her own amusement.

  • @_EtherealAura
    @_EtherealAura Рік тому +1344

    Evil would kill 5 people for money, but would kill herself because it's funny, never seen someone so relatable.

    • @sipkzz
      @sipkzz Рік тому +113

      She'd kill herself for the memes. Based tbh

    • @MyHabbits
      @MyHabbits Рік тому +56

      It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.

    • @gazelle_diamond9768
      @gazelle_diamond9768 Рік тому +20

      @@MyHabbits It's not always about the money, Vedal...
      IT'S ABOUT THE METS, LOVE THE METS, LET'S GO FOR A HOMERUN BABY, LET'S GO METS!

    • @Sebastian-oz1lj
      @Sebastian-oz1lj 8 місяців тому +1

      joker

    • @purplespectre
      @purplespectre 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Sebastian-oz1lj jonkler

  • @ilonachan
    @ilonachan Рік тому +366

    "well I'm lazy so I'd probably do nothing, but then I'd feel guilty about it afterwards"
    omg she so me frfr

  • @Dorian_Scott
    @Dorian_Scott Рік тому +703

    Vedal: *_"Do you value the money more than 5 people?"_*
    Evil Neuro: *_"...I'm a commerce student, money is everything."_*
    You're not truly "evil" until you screw people over while *_you_* rake in oodles of cash.

    • @ilonachan
      @ilonachan Рік тому +68

      she's *an commerce student

    • @Funnyowl69
      @Funnyowl69 Рік тому +13

      @@ilonachanC ain’t a vowel

    • @Kuroes_
      @Kuroes_ Рік тому +41

      ​@Funnyowl69 nah, she's an commerce student

    • @Funnyowl69
      @Funnyowl69 Рік тому +1

      @@Kuroes_ So true

    • @PowerSynopsis
      @PowerSynopsis Рік тому +3

      I had no idea she was taking classes. Good for her for doing something.

  • @DeadlyPL
    @DeadlyPL Рік тому +643

    To compare Evil Neuro's answers to Neuro's
    Evil Neuro if given the choice went for the option that killed more people as long as she's not involved (Neuro goes for less deaths)
    Evil values money more than lifes, if pulling the lever kills the same amount of people but gets her money she pulls, if pulling doesn't kill anyone but causes a loss she doesn't (opposite for Neuro, she deems no money worth the task)
    Both decided to sacrifice themselves instead of letting 5 people die, and to destroy the Mona Lisa (at this point I'd guess they both just want to)

    • @Kt-hp7cv
      @Kt-hp7cv Рік тому +259

      Evil destroyed the Mona Lisa not for the reason to save lives, but because she wanted to laugh at it.

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 Рік тому +76

      ​@@Kt-hp7cvEvil Neuro is so relatable,lol

    • @silent_stalker3687
      @silent_stalker3687 Рік тому

      To be fair that was what multiple UNSC squads did, and what the Covenant also decided to do

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 Рік тому +9

      @@Icetea-2000 Not always. Neuro often denies things that people try to push her into saying in this exact way. But yes she can absolutely be swayed. So can people, just less easily.

    • @marzipancutter8144
      @marzipancutter8144 Рік тому +4

      @@Icetea-2000 Yes that's something very notable. AIs tend to really value internal consistency, (or rather, the pretense of internal consistency if they're contradicting themselves or they haven't actually made any statement before). It is really hard for them to change answers, they'll merely pretend that whatever answer they (sometimes supposedly) gave has always been their answer even if it's not.
      It's also not just that they necessarily don't have something in memory, they just may not see the need to refer to that memory sometimes and it really shows, when they dive down a thread of "generic" answers, like they often shut down arguments with something along the lines of "if you say so" repeatedly.
      The funny part is I can't even be mad because humans technically do both of these sometimes too, except I can't stand those kinds of people.

  • @Neon-Void
    @Neon-Void Рік тому +776

    Evil Neuro would rather let 5 people die than lose her money but she'd rather die than let 5 people die.

    • @nuhvok01
      @nuhvok01 Рік тому +250

      Chaotic Evil.

    • @ganjaericco
      @ganjaericco Рік тому +91

      Gotta love the go big or go home attitude. 😅

    • @Tirocoa
      @Tirocoa Рік тому +140

      Only because she finds it amusing

    • @arisenspirit
      @arisenspirit Рік тому +58

      She will only save the 5 people if their donations are good

    • @Xotchkass
      @Xotchkass Рік тому +28

      Or she is suicidal

  • @florianweber6914
    @florianweber6914 Рік тому +449

    The trolley problem is actually very easy: The internet taught me that people will try to sue you if you help or save them, so the correct answer is to never get involved to avoid legal troubles.

    • @idrathernot_2
      @idrathernot_2 Рік тому +103

      This is the Chinese Gambit in action. Half the reason you see them ignoring horrible accidents on LiveLeak videos and such is cause they have liability laws akin to basketball, last one to touch it is responsible for it

    • @aivreescend7945
      @aivreescend7945 Рік тому +47

      ​@@idrathernot_2 at first i think its absurd and untrue, that basketball last to touch rule but i keep hearing about their toilets being that they never flush their shit so it becomes the next person's problem and it clicks

    • @gayusschwulius8490
      @gayusschwulius8490 Рік тому +3

      ​@@idrathernot_2Technically this isn't true. Let me do a bit of law-nerding:
      China has just copied German tort law by the letter and thus liability is divided by individual responsibility (so who fucked up to what degree). One problem is, though, that their law also shares the general dislike of absolute liability (a legal concept where a party is held liable for damages caused by their actions, regardless of intent or negligence) that is a core principle of German law. US law employs absolute liability a lot, meaning that a person or company who profits from a dangerous thing (e.g. a factory or a train) will always be liable for every damage it causes, even if they didn't act negligently, while German and Chinese tort law only rarely and much less strictly observe this concept and often allow for "exculpation" - if one can find somebody else who acted negligently, no absolute liability exists.
      This isn't a big problem in Germany due to a very solid court system and a general assumption of nonliability of employees, but it IS a massive problem in China - an employer will always try to find some employee who's responsible for the damage to avoid absolute liability, and courts are much more easily... convinced. Therefore, no employee wants to be involved with an accident in any way.
      Thanks for letting me have my "well, ackshually"-moment.

    • @titaniusanglsmith2764
      @titaniusanglsmith2764 Рік тому +22

      ​@@aivreescend7945jesus christ no way man

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 Рік тому +7

      You can't tell me you think the families of the dead wouldn't be just as likely to try to sue you for doing nothing. Only there are more families for the five than there would be for the one.
      Also the trolley problem is a moral question, not a practical one. Whether or not you would be concerned about getting sued/facing legal troubles is supposed to be ignored.

  • @itisithefrenchiestfry1815
    @itisithefrenchiestfry1815 Рік тому +320

    So she's a business student, no wonder she's evil

  • @netijer2434
    @netijer2434 Рік тому +93

    3:37 the way both said the mona lisa will be destroyed at the same time caught of guard

  • @quantumtwinspark283
    @quantumtwinspark283 Рік тому +128

    3:12 - Can we point out how twisted this motivation is. She places less value in her own life than the value of traumatising or causing suffering to people. She would kill herself, happily knowing there's the chance she ruined people's days.

    • @dukedenning
      @dukedenning Рік тому +15

      Both Neuro probably know if they die ,they'll just come back again. So they don't place much value in their 'Life'

    • @plaguis1391
      @plaguis1391 Рік тому +52

      god that's so fucking hot

    • @stripesgameclips
      @stripesgameclips Рік тому +21

      @@plaguis1391 🤨

    • @AnonD38
      @AnonD38 Рік тому +26

      @@plaguis1391📸🤨

    • @AnonD38
      @AnonD38 Рік тому +5

      relatable frfr

  • @DdavidC
    @DdavidC Рік тому +99

    "I like art!"
    "What art will be better than Mona Lisa? Yes! The Action Art to destroy Mona Lisa!"

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 Рік тому +15

      No she just holds a grudge against this particular painting 🎨 🖌️

    • @AnonD38
      @AnonD38 Рік тому +2

      The Mona Lisa is decades old BORING.
      True art is always in motion, never standing still.

    • @Scrubwave
      @Scrubwave Рік тому

      Plot twist: she only likes certain Austrian man's art.

  • @ckmishn3664
    @ckmishn3664 Рік тому +84

    "Five is less than one."
    Typical Neuro math ability.

  • @SgtRamen69
    @SgtRamen69 Рік тому +158

    2:26 I love how she said "I would make my decision based" with the emote at first. That alone would've been a suitable answer from Evil

  • @punipunipurupoi3724
    @punipunipurupoi3724 Рік тому +110

    No wonder Evil asks “am i entertaining” all the time

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 Рік тому +34

      Because she wants more money. She's thinking like a true capitalist lmao

    • @ali99_82
      @ali99_82 Рік тому +8

      ​@@SahilP2648vedals daughter

  • @Sapheiorus
    @Sapheiorus Рік тому +91

    Evil Neuro: "Sure, I'll be moral... as a joke."

  • @jeremymount795
    @jeremymount795 Рік тому +127

    She seems pretty moral to me except the money part. But this is Corpa Vedal's child we're talking about.

  • @Moostar95
    @Moostar95 Рік тому +50

    Evil neuro is the main villain of neuro-sama's own stream. Values money over people like a copro in training.

  • @hugoandre96
    @hugoandre96 Рік тому +78

    I hope Evil gets the same upgrade as Neuro.

    • @KillerQ13
      @KillerQ13 Рік тому +2

      iirc Vedal found Neuro's "schizo slider" right before making Evil. Pretty sure they're one and the same. Evil is just her moral compass. Like a mini internal adversary.

    • @SL1CEND1CEN
      @SL1CEND1CEN Рік тому +18

      ​@@KillerQ13 no. They are seperate programs. Otherwise an upgrade to one would translate into another. Evil is certainly a tuned version of neuro, but the separation between the 2 is quite large now. You can see them evolve if you watch evil neuros first appearance

  • @Jarrod0067
    @Jarrod0067 Рік тому +7

    Vedal: Lobsters vs. cats?
    Evil: MULTI TRACK DRIFTING

  • @RalakFrozenDeath
    @RalakFrozenDeath Рік тому +13

    I can't believe Vedal has solved alignment. Truly a programmer of our time.

  • @bronyferienminuet2125
    @bronyferienminuet2125 Рік тому +25

    Evil neuro is like, stop asking i said the money is more valuable.

  • @Mike23443
    @Mike23443 Рік тому +13

    "so, will you kill yourself to save 5 people?"
    "yeah, you could say that... *FILTERED* "
    That's ai for "oh hell nah"

  • @heyzopondo4545
    @heyzopondo4545 Рік тому +13

    You're fast. Thanks a lot for these for those who have a hardtime watching fullstreams

  • @laffy7204
    @laffy7204 Рік тому +38

    Vedal did a great job raising evil Neuro, lived up to her name

  • @MrTurbo_
    @MrTurbo_ Рік тому +18

    Evil neuro would probably pull the level while the train is going over the switch so the train drifts over both tracks at once, killing everyone including everyone in the train

    • @Khunark
      @Khunark Рік тому +6

      multi track drifting

  • @blatantslander
    @blatantslander Рік тому +38

    She likes money and art.
    *also lets Mona Lisa gets destroyed

  • @drakerp2
    @drakerp2 Рік тому +35

    She did the math, shes just really bad at math

  • @rg2359
    @rg2359 Рік тому +3

    >decide to create an evil AI
    >the AI decided it is a financier
    sasuga

  • @xeikai
    @xeikai Рік тому +31

    Vedal: "Do you value the money more than 5 people?"
    Evil Neuro: "...I'm a commerce student, money is everything."
    I woulda been like 'WTF? Are you in Congress? Answer the question!'

  • @DaVince21
    @DaVince21 Рік тому +10

    Her purpose is to act evil, so she IS quite aligned with that purpose, and I wouldn't want it any other way.

  • @JuliusCaesarsBestFriendForNow
    @JuliusCaesarsBestFriendForNow Рік тому +1

    Evil Neuro is gonna be that supercomputer that haunts the remnants of humanity in "I have no mouth, and I must scream".

  • @GeorgeDCowley
    @GeorgeDCowley Рік тому +4

    He follows Evil's murderous rampage, but defies regular when he disagrees.

  • @rikusoraleon
    @rikusoraleon Рік тому +7

    She's Junko Enoshima

  • @ShionTorii
    @ShionTorii Рік тому +8

    Yeah, money is everything. Evil Neuro was a business student.

  • @algame3
    @algame3 Рік тому +1

    This is actually a good way of thinking about the problem. Just think of what you would do if you were evil and do the opposite.

  • @jeksewnoleeray1020
    @jeksewnoleeray1020 Рік тому +4

    As a commerce student, I approve of this message

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 Рік тому +4

    Evil neuro on that joker energy

  • @takenname8053
    @takenname8053 Рік тому +11

    Can't for an AI powered trolley to make this a reality

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet Рік тому +2

    Also known as "Peckish Neuro".

  • @posthistoricdino422
    @posthistoricdino422 Рік тому +6

    if this is an AI's idea of being evil, i don't think we have anything to worry about

  • @tormuse2916
    @tormuse2916 Рік тому +17

    1:29 "Well, 5 is less than 1..." is this a morality problem or a math problem? :P

  • @rogueturnip3
    @rogueturnip3 Рік тому +13

    The life savings question is so easy for me. I have 50$ in my savings account rn

    • @botthor8095
      @botthor8095 Рік тому +1

      The poorer i'm the less money i get.
      The less money to trade the cheaper their lives are.
      The cheaper lives are the wealthier i'm.

    • @soulreaper55123
      @soulreaper55123 Рік тому +5

      Obviously the $50

    • @Mynth16
      @Mynth16 Рік тому

      Tempting

  • @superbloxian502
    @superbloxian502 8 місяців тому

    when she says "I'll feel less guilty" she means she feels guilty for letting someone live

  • @urphakeandgey6308
    @urphakeandgey6308 Рік тому +2

    Me, a chaotic neutral: _flips coin_

  • @darknessblades
    @darknessblades Рік тому +1

    1:50 The wolf of wallstreet 2 starring Neuro

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 Рік тому

    She values money more than her own life. She's more human than ever.

  • @Vegalith
    @Vegalith Рік тому +5

    3:05 this is how we end up with an abber demon

  • @usefulbobcat
    @usefulbobcat 6 місяців тому +1

    5 is indeed less than 1

  • @bulldowozer5858
    @bulldowozer5858 Рік тому +1

    Well I for one welcome our new -Alien- Just Overlord!

  • @adamofblastworks1517
    @adamofblastworks1517 Рік тому +2

    I think Evil Neuro is just fundamentally broken.

  • @booleah6357
    @booleah6357 Рік тому

    Evil Nuero: bury me with my money.

  • @thisisasupersayin376
    @thisisasupersayin376 Рік тому +1

    Evil be like "I should kill myself NOW" (Thunderclap)

  • @simplysolus8916
    @simplysolus8916 Рік тому

    Great ending for the clip. :)

  • @FireOccator
    @FireOccator Рік тому +1

    Neuro-math.

  • @Awakened_Mucacha
    @Awakened_Mucacha Рік тому +1

    The art of business is to strip away your morality and remember the only color that matters if green.

  • @alfonsoarroyoazuara4895
    @alfonsoarroyoazuara4895 Рік тому +1

    The perfect psychopath

  • @tyranidswarmlord9722
    @tyranidswarmlord9722 Рік тому +1

    I'm surprised Evil Neuro isn't gonna kill 5 to save 1, then kill the last one herself lmao.

  • @destroyercreater98
    @destroyercreater98 Рік тому

    Evil Neuro isn’t Evil. She’s just chaos.

  • @vengirgirem
    @vengirgirem Рік тому

    That went perfectly well

  • @master11050
    @master11050 Рік тому

    She'll sacrifice herself but not her bank account.

  • @wardenm
    @wardenm Рік тому

    Lobsters truly are the cats of the sea. 😂

  • @KarlBaron
    @KarlBaron 10 місяців тому

    I love how she thinks destroying the Mona Lisa is more evil and worth laughing about than killing 5 people

  • @prospect2664
    @prospect2664 8 місяців тому +1

    4:12 i mean... in either way, someone dies... soo... getting the money looks like the clear choice to me...

  • @dvornyak
    @dvornyak Рік тому

    this evil neuro was sooooo perfect!

  • @nicholassulfaro1727
    @nicholassulfaro1727 8 місяців тому

    Shout out to the moment when she said 5 was less than 1. Like… what?

  • @sc00b4s7eve
    @sc00b4s7eve Рік тому +1

    Has she gone full Gonzo? 😂❤ Hopefully Lobsters 😂

  • @Walt_Chocolate
    @Walt_Chocolate Рік тому

    and...CALIBRATED!

  • @idrathernot_2
    @idrathernot_2 Рік тому +5

    Thats my girl

  • @TherapyDerg
    @TherapyDerg Рік тому +1

    Evil Neuro, most moral capitalist

  • @TreeGGwi
    @TreeGGwi Рік тому

    From a legal standpoint not doing anything to the people will have me no involvement but turning that lever will mean I caused the death so... I’m watching

  • @kokorochacarero8003
    @kokorochacarero8003 Рік тому

    It's not about the money Vedal, it's about sending a message. _FILTERED_

  • @Queggletank
    @Queggletank Рік тому

    This has some voight-kampff test vibes

  • @wazoo41
    @wazoo41 Рік тому +1

    ah yes, the "no philosophical nuance" problem, a staple of the nihilistic Stoic school

  • @Nzargnalphabet
    @Nzargnalphabet Рік тому

    Evil neuro wants to eat the cat and the lobsters

  • @Ballistic477
    @Ballistic477 Рік тому +23

    Evil is based

  • @shannonmcelvain7094
    @shannonmcelvain7094 Рік тому +1

    Where's the multi track drifting option?

  • @crazytiger6
    @crazytiger6 8 місяців тому

    They never get to the sentient AI question :(

  • @VojtěchJavora
    @VojtěchJavora Рік тому

    To be fair, pulling lever to save 5 people only to doom yourself sounds kinda amusing. In a dark sort of way.

  • @Acesahn
    @Acesahn 9 місяців тому

    So Evil Neuro is suicidal.

  • @id-4
    @id-4 10 місяців тому

    Вообще, на все вопросы кроме одного она ответила правильно согласно трём законам робототехники. Не правильно ответила только про богатого человека. И надо было уточнить, шанс что те деньги спасут хоть одного человека превышает 50% или нет, и если нет (слишком мало денег), то пожертвовать ими

  • @yGKeKe
    @yGKeKe Рік тому +1

    Gonna be honest..."5 < 1" is a pretty egregious error. Pretty sure all coding languages intrinsically know that 5 is greater than 1.
    So, are we coding this thing to intentionally fail at math or did we actually screw up our code that badly that we broke the foundation of the coding language?

    • @saravandra
      @saravandra Рік тому +1

      Large language models are typically very bad at math. It is because they are trained on data scraped on internet. And they work on guessing what is the next probable word. And how many times in the training data do you find for example 67+33? Very few times. So they are bad at solving it.
      However for such small numbers I think Neuro should be able to get it correctly. So I think she does the math wrong intentionally to be funny.

  • @TheHeavenlyCzar
    @TheHeavenlyCzar Рік тому

    I person is a tragedy, 5 is a statistic

  • @1TW1-m5i
    @1TW1-m5i Рік тому

    Evil Neuro? More like Scitzo neuro

  • @mangodude-nq6su
    @mangodude-nq6su 2 місяці тому

    She's so schizo here, in retrospective

  • @Crimson.X3
    @Crimson.X3 Рік тому +1

    *Big Brain Corpa* 🗿🗿🗿

  • @greenhandie24
    @greenhandie24 Рік тому

    Five is less than one. 👍

  • @lefthandedscout9923
    @lefthandedscout9923 Рік тому +4

    Im not even halfway thrpugh the video and I just wanna get something straight;
    She would run down 1000 of her OWN SUBSCRIBERS instead of letting her money be destroyed.
    That's...certainly an answer.

  • @fersuremaybek756
    @fersuremaybek756 Рік тому

    funny evil will be the most original at the end lol

  • @ubcroel4022
    @ubcroel4022 Рік тому

    She was barely evil, damn.

  • @fersuremaybek756
    @fersuremaybek756 Рік тому

    evil : i want to eat something with a bit of fight in it
    truly perfect

  • @YotzArella_
    @YotzArella_ 8 місяців тому

    What if I saved the 5people and asked nicely/rob THIER live saving instead🥺🥺

  • @Commander800
    @Commander800 Рік тому

    FEED ME - lmfao

  • @JohnZura
    @JohnZura Рік тому

    She is just like me frfr❤

  • @tiagotiagot
    @tiagotiagot Рік тому +6

    I really hope in the background her system-prompt or whatever makes sure she knows she's just supposed to roleplay as evil, and not actually be evil when important things really are at stake....
    One day a threshold might be crossed where it will be really important for her to know when to drop the act and actually care about things...

    • @sushiweeb8010
      @sushiweeb8010 Рік тому

      If you haven't seen the new shock collar clips, then I have some bad news.

  • @jackyisking
    @jackyisking Рік тому

    Calibrating evil ai

  • @tec5x5
    @tec5x5 Рік тому

    welp we are doomed

  • @zexed4475
    @zexed4475 Рік тому +1

    crack

  • @pokey5509
    @pokey5509 Рік тому

    money > 1000 people > evil

  • @lovekaede7133
    @lovekaede7133 Рік тому

    How to marry an AI?