Patek Is LYING To You... (The "New" 5811)

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  • @jersaunders3538
    @jersaunders3538 2 роки тому +70

    I am from Wales and for £70.000 you can buy a farm with cows and a free Seiko.

    • @jeffreyromain7336
      @jeffreyromain7336 2 роки тому +2

      Iechyd da 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

    • @LesterLovesWatches
      @LesterLovesWatches 2 роки тому +8

      I’m from the South Pacific and for $70K you can buy a god-damn island.

    • @jersaunders3538
      @jersaunders3538 2 роки тому +2

      @@jeffreyromain7336 Sut wyt ti, how are you.

    • @bngr_bngr
      @bngr_bngr 2 роки тому +9

      I’m from Los Angeles, maybe you can buy a patch of dirt in the ghetto.

    • @jeffreyromain7336
      @jeffreyromain7336 2 роки тому +1

      @@jersaunders3538 , howdy. Doing fine sat here in 'sunny' Bridgend.

  • @lucianofinardi7222
    @lucianofinardi7222 2 роки тому +15

    Patek…. It is soooo distant from my financial reality that I don’t even bother.

  • @nitinknight
    @nitinknight 2 роки тому +7

    The 5711 is the watch world equivalent of the Pagani Zonda 🤣

  • @sublyme2157
    @sublyme2157 2 роки тому +1

    I like Timex. Timex uses Indiglo. Indiglo uses battery power to illuminate the entire dial, making it easy to read in any light. Butts are for pooping.

  • @BandrewScott
    @BandrewScott 2 роки тому +2

    That intro made me very glad I had headphones on. Golly. Don’t want anyone thinking I’m watching that type of content. It’s just a watch video, I swear!

  • @papricep6248
    @papricep6248 2 роки тому +1

    Even though the 5 digit references are less desirable, that's a nice Exp II.

  • @WristwatchAddiction
    @WristwatchAddiction 2 роки тому

    Thanks for addressing the stupidity of the “that which can not be named” strap lawsuits.

  • @jim2950
    @jim2950 2 роки тому

    I am glad I am happy with my 1949 rose 18k black faced Omega Tresor! 💥😀

  • @doubletrouble-cv4ow
    @doubletrouble-cv4ow 2 роки тому

    Jory: "Do not google that"
    Me: "Interesting"

  • @ramontscharner6516
    @ramontscharner6516 2 роки тому +1

    Business-wise it was the right move. They brought the same watch with a new material that „explains“ the higher price but looks overall the same (the look people want) AND they get more profit because of the higher price.

    • @perfolini
      @perfolini 2 роки тому +1

      By higher price you mean double the price? Lol

  • @ZeroSOFInfinity
    @ZeroSOFInfinity 2 роки тому

    This feels so familiar to a certain five pointed crown....

  • @nathanmagnuson2589
    @nathanmagnuson2589 2 роки тому

    Wow! The 5811 is really groundbreaking!

  • @Libertà_sopra_vita
    @Libertà_sopra_vita 2 роки тому

    For some reason yt hasn't been recommending your videos to me.

  • @warrbandit6295
    @warrbandit6295 2 роки тому +1

    It’s not like they changed the name, it’s still a nautilus. It’s like the explorer 114270 and the 124270. New and old, need I mention the new explorer also comes in gold. I see nothing wrong.

  • @idahoman325
    @idahoman325 2 роки тому

    Kinda disappointed you didn't wear your Tiffany blue dialed 5711 for the video

  • @ryangochuico
    @ryangochuico 2 роки тому

    You know what people do when you tell them not to google something? 😄

  • @jaygee6606
    @jaygee6606 2 роки тому +1

    5711.1 (that 1 stands for mm)

  • @catman928
    @catman928 2 роки тому

    Like the rundown rockers farewell tour.

  • @draakisback
    @draakisback Рік тому

    they also released the 5712... You can literally get the same watch as the 5711 but with some complications. Its so silly.

  • @veganbutcherhackepeter
    @veganbutcherhackepeter 2 роки тому

    What? LYING you say?? That's it! I was going to buy a couple, but now I am going to get an Orient instead.

  • @Greg_de_Toulouse
    @Greg_de_Toulouse 2 роки тому

    I believe you forgot the green one prior to this one and after the Tiffany one...

  • @alicanmacit
    @alicanmacit 2 роки тому +3

    that intro moan threw me off lol

  • @lonewolfemcquade8133
    @lonewolfemcquade8133 2 роки тому +1

    If I had the doe. I go for the Patek Philippe Complications chronograph anyday over the Nautilus but then again I rather spend it on vintage Heuer

    • @veganbutcherhackepeter
      @veganbutcherhackepeter 2 роки тому

      Well, the Nautilus is an icon design-wise and I really dig it. But then again, Picasso and DaVinci painted some really cool stuff, but I don't own any of it either.

    • @lonewolfemcquade8133
      @lonewolfemcquade8133 2 роки тому

      @@veganbutcherhackepeter It's definitely a iconic watch but it just doesn't do anything for me. I don't get the wow factor from it. The kind of watches I dig are the Sinn 144stsa, Longines Ultra chron, Heuer Pasadena, Heuer Autaivas/Carreras vintage Submariners, Muhle glashutte Search and rescue, Orfina Porsche design

  • @VersedNJ
    @VersedNJ 2 роки тому +1

    You're right, this is an evolution of the 5711 1mm larger and improved bracelet with 4mm on the fly adjustment. Still a beautiful watch. Did you see the new AP's, I thought I was going to puke.

    • @nathanmagnuson2589
      @nathanmagnuson2589 2 роки тому

      Frankly, I think most APs are quite ugly.

    • @seaweed719
      @seaweed719 2 роки тому +1

      Wow bracelet micro-adjustment! Very groundbreaking! Must have spent them millions to make this high tech advancement.

    • @TheChzoronzon
      @TheChzoronzon 2 роки тому

      It looks like a grill pan, it's ugly and absolutely overpriced, you can buy way prettier and better made gold watches for half the price from Breguet, Jaeger, A.Lange, Piaget etc etc

  • @hadisidaoui5784
    @hadisidaoui5784 2 роки тому +1

    Absolutely nailed it!

  • @Bladechacha69
    @Bladechacha69 2 роки тому +1

    The intro💀

  • @idahoman325
    @idahoman325 2 роки тому

    Ha !!! Wrote that when you mentioned the Rolex but before apparently calling out the easiest 🧀est model to mock.

  • @sushaantsiingh9106
    @sushaantsiingh9106 2 роки тому

    I mean, atleast the new one has a framed date window? thats literally the only good thing

  • @karhuedc7233
    @karhuedc7233 2 роки тому

    Considering the "affordability" of the Patek, they aren't lying, they just tell nothing to me.

  • @BarneyRolls
    @BarneyRolls 2 роки тому

    Is there ANYone above puberty who has to google that ⁉🤣

  • @campshay19
    @campshay19 2 роки тому

    Edging, oh you mean the new Blink 182 song?

  • @jaws01975
    @jaws01975 2 роки тому

    Ok, I’m a watch fiend. This….The Patek 5711 does literally nothing for me as a watch lover. Wouldn’t be attracted to it if it was the same price as a Longines. Couldn’t care less. 100 something thousand dollars??? Really?? Were the gears whittled by tiny Tibetan Monks by hand at the top of a snowy mountain? Nooo??? Then who gives a flying fuck.
    PS……Don’t know if it’s some sort of fashion decision, but ya might wanna hook up those cheek hairs before they creep up to your eyes…..🫤 Just sayin.

  • @jefferyneu3915
    @jefferyneu3915 2 роки тому

    Not an issue for me in any way!😀

  • @Tacticalwon
    @Tacticalwon 2 роки тому

    DO NOT GOOGLE THAT!

  • @lilchaparro9126
    @lilchaparro9126 2 роки тому

    It’s like Rolex…watch out they placed a screw down crown on the left side

  • @theshadowman1398
    @theshadowman1398 2 роки тому

    Why is it 70K ? It doesn’t look like anything special. Reverso looks a ton more special at 1/10th the price

  • @WMIYC
    @WMIYC 2 роки тому

    I may be an outlier, but I am just not a fan of that design. I’m not wholly convinced some folks that buy it even like the the way looks.

  • @BoozewithNick
    @BoozewithNick 2 роки тому

    The Naughty Nautilus. Jory, you so nasty. Ok, seriously, the Explorer II on the strap looks f-king great. I kinda hate Rolex, for like a million reasons, just like everyone else, but the Explorer II is still a quasi-grail.

  • @TheChzoronzon
    @TheChzoronzon 2 роки тому

    PP used to have dignity... what happened?
    Btw, you can buy a gold A.Lange and Sohne 1 for way less, lol

  • @ErikSWE
    @ErikSWE 2 роки тому

    This is an outrage. I'm taking my $70000 elsewhere.

  • @Ba_Yegu
    @Ba_Yegu 2 роки тому +1

    "A Little White Gold Lie..."

  • @frasitopoquito4144
    @frasitopoquito4144 2 роки тому

    Some of the images you are showing is of a fake 5711.

  • @gregsmith7821
    @gregsmith7821 Рік тому

    Swiss watch makers have been extremely succesful at 'marketing'.
    Often in the most hypocritical way.
    Typically copying eachother, while demanding you scream 'counterfiet!', at the Chinese. Who often produce higher speced products, at a noticably reduced price.😂

  • @atreidis3946
    @atreidis3946 2 роки тому +1

    I don´t like this Nautilus and won´t buy it. I´ll just wait for the release of the 5911.

  • @leander9263
    @leander9263 2 роки тому

    btw white gold is nothing the customer wants on a sporty watch.
    Just saying.

  • @Propofol001
    @Propofol001 2 роки тому +1

    Googled it, no regrets

    • @BarneyRolls
      @BarneyRolls 2 роки тому

      Still having fun ⁉😁

    • @Propofol001
      @Propofol001 2 роки тому

      @@BarneyRolls not yet, I’m on the edge lmfao

  • @LambentOrt
    @LambentOrt 2 роки тому

    Did they add an extra P?

  • @brownmcpherson5724
    @brownmcpherson5724 2 роки тому +2

    Not the same watch. It's gone back to the original Genta design case. No more removable caseback.
    The movement once again is installed from the front - just like the 3700.
    Great new release.

  • @Foxrock321
    @Foxrock321 2 роки тому

    I can buy a nice Audi Q7 for the price of this Nautilus…maybe a used one ….doesn’t Rolex play this game ?

  • @LesterLovesWatches
    @LesterLovesWatches 2 роки тому

    When I was a bonds trader in the 1980s I would pay 70K just for the moan let alone the watch.

  • @veganbutcherhackepeter
    @veganbutcherhackepeter 2 роки тому

    The nasty spambots are at it again. 🤬

  • @jeffreyromain7336
    @jeffreyromain7336 2 роки тому

    I googled that.

  • @bettygreene6642
    @bettygreene6642 2 роки тому

    Great video. Would love to get one of those free watches. :)

  • @brycenhaggard5354
    @brycenhaggard5354 2 роки тому

    They are outrageous. Total cash grab. Who cares about new Patek! Vintage is where it’s at!

  • @JackPardungsin
    @JackPardungsin 2 роки тому

    This is it wink wink 😉

  • @shakedamary
    @shakedamary 2 роки тому

    Lmao you made me laughing so hard 💪🏻

  • @MrCmcolon1
    @MrCmcolon1 2 роки тому

    5mn is all she needs. Glorious

  • @silverlakeas
    @silverlakeas 2 роки тому +2

    Such an overrated watch......

  • @jackey8238
    @jackey8238 2 роки тому

    Nautinus is such an ugly watch, IMHO...

  • @atifr5001
    @atifr5001 2 роки тому +1

    Pseudo-LuXUrY Brands.

  • @DGA-808
    @DGA-808 2 роки тому

    I’m kind of excited about this 🫣