@@nancybeltran8601 he studied the video for years... To tell if it spits or poops. Staring at the toys buttocks until he felt confident enough to shout. IT SPITS!!
What honestly disgusts me the most about this stuff is that they're trying to make gross things "cute", and in these cases they're mainly just gross, so they fail completely
Kids like gross shit, especially boys. A lotta kids toy are "gross but cute", or "gross but cool". I remember being a kid in the 90s. This is the same stuff we had back then, only there was a lot more of it.
I feel like with the Baby Born dolls that shit and piss, it made some sense. Like, the kid is pretending to be a parent and is caring for a human baby. But when you're given a mythical creature, with whom you inject stuff into it, to then play with it's shit or vomit, it's different and weird.
I really miss the toys that were actually really cool, like the old littlest pet shops and monster high dolls. // Edit: I know MH just got a reboot and that LPS are returning in 2024 lol, at the time of writing this comment both franchises were pretty dead. Hope that clears up confusion :D
@@cardsagainstlithium My goodness :000 I'd kill for those to be brought back... even though I don't collect anymore, they bring back so many memories haha. Apparently they're still making a few lps, but it doesn't seem like they'll bring the old ones back at this stage. As for Monster High, there's going to be a reboot, I'm not quite sure what the dolls and show are going to look like though.
Fun fact: Items often feel cold because they have high heat conductivity. Basically, ti is really, realyl good at stealing your body heat, even when compared to other materials at the same temperature.
I remember me and my sister getting one of those toys at 9:41. We got a white sparkly cat and we forgot about the whole crapping thing and just treated it like a normal doll.
I don't have any particular favoritism for turtles, but other ocean wildlife are effected by the plastic waste too. I'm sure everyone would appreciate a clean ocean too. Even beaches, many now are just full of litter, broken bottles and other crap, and they can't really be enjoyed anymore once they reach that state.
Fr and then parents are like “WhEn wE wHeRe YoUngEr wE wHeRe PlaYiNg WiTh ToYs” but whn toys on the market are like THIS yeah I’d rather just play revenge of the Shinobu thank you-😊
"so like it lives in bathes in this piss water?-" Had me wheezing- Bonus 1- thanks for the likes Bonus 2- You've got to be SH*TTING me Bonus 3- who gives a SH*T
@Holly Irwin It’s a one-time-use plastic. They might not not seem harmful on their own, but they tend to add up really quick in landfills since they’re rarely reusable. Edit: Even worse if they were to end up in the ocean. Especially thin plastic bags. Turtles often mistaken those as jellyfish.
Imagine being like 6 and growing up with these toys, and then 10 years later you're talking to your friends like "Remember that one unicorn toy that shits itself? Yeah that one was my favorite." "Which unicorn shitting itself? There was a lot of them."
These definitely seem like some fucked up fetish dolls marketed to little girls, they don't seem like dolls a kid would want to play with. It's like the company are genuinely trying to brainwash them into becoming scat cretins
I remember looking at my little cousin's, who is about 7, and her birthday wishlist was filled with all this poop toy stuff. And when I say filled I mean like she wanted so many of these things, the only other thing on her wishlist was a "kitty kitty cat". Like why do they like these things, when I was like 7 I was playing with Legos and silly bands.
I feel like this entire episode has been one cracked out fever dream. So many unexpected twists and turns and I still have no idea what's going on lmao
the "scammy" reason that kids are attracted to these toys is the bright holographic colors mixed with the large text causes lots of neural stimulation, even if the contents are something the kids may never see again
I wish they made toys that kids could actually play with. It's wasteful, upsetting, and disappointing for the kids. Especially I think of all of the poorer kids who spend their limited money, or a well meaning family member does, on a toy and it doesn't have any longevity and it's disappointing for the child and they feel guilty and sad because they don't feel like they can say anything. I especially form emotional attachments to toys and I genuinely feel upset when I see toys going to waste from being poorly made or easily breakable that kids will never get to genuinely enjoy and play with.
“dog shit” “This isn’t shit right?” “It got golden legs” “Rainbow corn shit” “Rejected shit” “I really like this gangster one” I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THOSE WORDS- edited! HOW WHAT THANKS FOR 1.1K LIKES YAAAAHH
There are so many things I could point out that make me absolutely despise these kind of toys. It’s infuriating because these kinds of toys quite literally clog up every single toy aisle because it’s cheaper and easier to make instead of literally anything of any quality
The empty room with anything in it, door broken off the hinges, and him chugging milk out of no where, is the most chaotic shit right off the bat. I like it.
There's something iconic about Max feeding a kawaii panda doll water with a syringe only for it to throw up green liquid, and then him holding it up to the camera going "NAASTY LITTLE BASTID"
1:39 The slime is not actually cold, but at the same temperature as your room. It just conducts heat really well, so when you touch it with your warmer skin it absorbs a lot of the heat, making you experience a cold sensation
@@harleyphoenix9773 So your body is warmer than the air surrounding it. One of the reasons we keep warm is that air is a bad heat conductor, so it is really lazing with transfering the energy. Think about it this way, a 90°C Sauna is fine for quite a while but even 42°C water will certainly be painful (49°C water endured for 10min will inflict third degree burns). That's because the water transfers a lot of its energy to you, while the air does not. The sensation here is basically the same, but in reverse. The air is the same temperature as the slime (below the body temperatures), the reason the air isn't cold is that it's "taking" your body's energy really slowly. The slime does the same thing much faster and your body is surprised that it's losing body heat, which is experienced as a cold sensation.
Max: doesn’t know why kids enjoy mystery holographic toys/also max: proceeds to make an entire UA-cam channel based off of opening mystery holographic cards
I'm definitely with you Max; those syringe toys are hella creepy. They seriously couldn't figure out another way to put liquid in that thing? Holy shit. Though I gotta say I'm a little impressed at the detail to all these products, and some of the designs are artsy enough for me to appreciate some, but still...What the actual fuck were the developers thinking when they made this literal shit? XD Anyway, great video as always. :)
It’s *too* detailed, that’s what’s freaking me out, like the star baby one went to far with having a toddlers naked body. I’m actually scared what’s this going to bring up in little children.
What really sucks is UA-cam stopped paying for these type of videos. They looked at them as advertising. They must have not watched Max's very closely. They pay 5% of the views and that's it. It wasn't worth it for him to post these videos anymore he gets paid for the Pokemon cards because UA-cam considers that collecting which it is. It really sucked because these videos were hilarious. He was just getting warmed up pretty soon the toy companies would have just started sending him free stuff.
I never got any of that stuff. I grew up entertained by my dads adult shows, my moms anime, my grammas Disney movies, and my grandpas emotional abu- I mean documentaries
To be honest im just waiting for a parent who hates this toy trend to give their kid a piece of animal dropping for a Christmas present. "You asked for a poopsy surprise"
Judge: is there anything else?
6ix9ine: I know where the Japan vlogs are
👏👏👏👏👏
6ix9ine: I know where the door is too
👏, 👏, 👏, 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
That Crazy Jinx As a member of the poopsie slime fandom I’m pissed
i can hear him say "aight stoopid, i know where the japan vlogs are"
What's really foul is the amount of waste these toys produce ffs
Exactly what I was thinking, how tf do they get away with all the unnecessary plastic?
I was thinking this too, it's fucked!
Oh man, you wouldnt like LOL Surprise then.
Thought the same thing
every single piece of plastic shown in this vid made me die a little bit inside for everything we effect with our insane amount of waste.
That pony one legitimately seems like the most fetish-y thing and I’m so disturbed it’s aimed at children
fr its so weird
You think kids aren't gonna try and "buttplug" that thing??? 😔🤦🏻♀️
@@JiannaSandoval oh god 💀
Timestamp?
@@JiannaSandoval it’s alarming how right you are, oh my god
*this is why lego and pokemon never gets old*
Cool right? 🙂😗
@@aracellypapas3861 heck yeahhh
Yuh
LMAO
@Thebirb_5562 u still play with dino toys now?
Morals of the story
1: Toy companies have seriously gone downhill over the years
2: don't use redbull as a substitute for water
Or 99.8% fat free skim milk
@@FrostNugget23this guy apparently disappeared like, a year ago (the youtuber)
The Chinese on the Panda cup actually says “Exotic hot piss” or “exotic hot shit” idk cause the last word looks blurry, still weird tho
Euuuh that is unpleasant lmao
I see the word 屎, so It means poop, due to this is poopsie slime.
erotic butters
@KuriousKoopa Troopa most likely profanity, given they definitely just google translated it with no effort
That's disturbing
What about the baby dragon? Does it spit or poop?
DOES IT SPIT OR POOP, MAX?!
To this day we still don't know R.I.P
It spits. Because it doesn't have an asshole.
@@nancybeltran8601 he studied the video for years... To tell if it spits or poops. Staring at the toys buttocks until he felt confident enough to shout. IT SPITS!!
does it spit or shit
@@queeni3901 her name is Nancy.
What honestly disgusts me the most about this stuff is that they're trying to make gross things "cute", and in these cases they're mainly just gross, so they fail completely
kids are gonna be eating shit
professional connoisseur of extravagant bread lovely peaches been doing that for years now
Shit fetish is gonna be the new rage amongst the youth 💅💅
Kids like gross shit, especially boys. A lotta kids toy are "gross but cute", or "gross but cool".
I remember being a kid in the 90s. This is the same stuff we had back then, only there was a lot more of it.
This is just going to bring new waves of scat fetishers, particularly among the female audience
I feel like with the Baby Born dolls that shit and piss, it made some sense. Like, the kid is pretending to be a parent and is caring for a human baby. But when you're given a mythical creature, with whom you inject stuff into it, to then play with it's shit or vomit, it's different and weird.
I really miss the toys that were actually really cool, like the old littlest pet shops and monster high dolls. // Edit: I know MH just got a reboot and that LPS are returning in 2024 lol, at the time of writing this comment both franchises were pretty dead. Hope that clears up confusion :D
my childhood right there
@@cardsagainstlithium My goodness :000 I'd kill for those to be brought back... even though I don't collect anymore, they bring back so many memories haha. Apparently they're still making a few lps, but it doesn't seem like they'll bring the old ones back at this stage. As for Monster High, there's going to be a reboot, I'm not quite sure what the dolls and show are going to look like though.
dang- same
LPS WAS THE BEST ToT
YES
the funniest thing about this is picturing him in the ch3eckout line buying all these poop toys meant for little girls
I imagine he bought these on Amazon or something like it
✨Self Checkout✨ also they may asume he has a kid
fun fact: retailers dont care
Fun fact: Items often feel cold because they have high heat conductivity. Basically, ti is really, realyl good at stealing your body heat, even when compared to other materials at the same temperature.
Thank you for the cool fact ^-^
Learn better Grammer before explanations. ( I'm joking calm down)
Fun facts: fun facts arent actually fun.
Cool
@le dumbass fun fact: when someone says fun fact in a non-sales context chances is they meant it ironically
I remember me and my sister getting one of those toys at 9:41. We got a white sparkly cat and we forgot about the whole crapping thing and just treated it like a normal doll.
I'm genuinely disgusted, wtf is wrong with these companies
Those toys are such a fucking waste
Berserker Who cares dude? Relax
Wtf did I just watch!
*western children/parents
@Berserker calm it your not the damn mother of the dude
God so much wasted packaging, too
Forget straws, we need to ban this packaging
Agarthan Executioner children first then turdles
Who says children need these crap toys though. Have them buy something actually good.
Chris Palumbo who said turtles should exist there’s like a billion better species
I don't have any particular favoritism for turtles, but other ocean wildlife are effected by the plastic waste too. I'm sure everyone would appreciate a clean ocean too. Even beaches, many now are just full of litter, broken bottles and other crap, and they can't really be enjoyed anymore once they reach that state.
@@shitocodone8940
Who said we should exist
There’s tons of better species
I now understand why most kids UA-camrs don't do this anymore
Fr and then parents are like “WhEn wE wHeRe YoUngEr wE wHeRe PlaYiNg WiTh ToYs” but whn toys on the market are like THIS yeah I’d rather just play revenge of the Shinobu thank you-😊
@@HaruspellNice Len profile
Him: :orders kids toys:
mailman: :never sees any kids just a grown man:
mailman: Is this man ok?
When you forget to like the comment at 99 likes and someone else is the 100th like: 👁👄👁
@Chara Dreemur lmao
Ngl the mailman probably thinks he has kids in his basement
Wait he doesn't just buy them at a store
The guy died from that comment
"so like it lives in bathes in this piss water?-"
Had me wheezing-
Bonus 1- thanks for the likes
Bonus 2- You've got to be SH*TTING me
Bonus 3- who gives a SH*T
the whole video i was wheezing!!!!!
It's the "Piss water" for me
Same
@@Itz_Mothii ikr
"You can store your *weed* in there"
Me: literally **dies**
Same
not trying to be rude ofc, but do you know what literally means?
@@kinleyyy it’s a literal matter or sense.
Creativity 100
Relatable
I don't think scat fetishists should make *kids* toys about said fetish.
1970's girls: I love to play with my barbies!
Present day girls: ImMa PlAy WiTh ThIs DoG sHiT
Yea. I don't get it either.
D*** hole UvU
Present day girls : dog sh*t over barbies
What about the sindy dolls?
@@HoneyDeworCosmix ALLL HAIL BINGUS
Nothing like a grown man filming hime self opening kids toys.
I actually thought this was a kids channel until he started cursing 😂
You've much to learn of the mighty goblin. My child
Mom: what are you watching?
Me: A toy review.
Mom: Okay, good.
What I'm actually watching:
Kid toys 3am:
same here
Nope, not a kid's channel
toys when i was a kid: build stuff with cool bricks. build a robot animal (zoids)
toys now: poop, vomit, urine, etc.
Butts and farts too. Really weird
Yeah I remember playing with LEGO’s with my little brother and not whatever fetish toys those are
Some cartoons are like that too
Can’t forget slime and unicorns
If you add unicorns then it’s automatically kid friendly 👌
12:25 “AW, WTF, YOU NASTY LITTLE BASTARD!” GOT ME DYING😭
"Is it a spitter or is it a shitter?"
Possibly the greatest line of this video.
*Possibly*
The true question: "Is is a spitter or a swallower?"
@@charlottebarham7722 sh- tter = swallower since that's where it eventually ends up, no?
Pretty sure I shifted my orang and laughing at this cause I felt it-
16:36 AM IN HELL
Alternate Title: watch a grown man’s descent into insanity.
Yes
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ALL MIGHT-?!
I've been trying to tell you something-
@@flaky886
1) UA-cam recommendations
2) What did you want to tell me?
All might may I visit sweet little Dekuuuuuu😩
I don't often care about environmental issues, but there's so much unnecessary plastic packaging
Ikr
@Holly Irwin It's both.
@@aa-cx8wf Yeah, definitely both, but being annoying is something you can overlook, the environmental issue not so much
@Holly Irwin There’s more packaging than the actual toy itself. Awful.
@Holly Irwin It’s a one-time-use plastic. They might not not seem harmful on their own, but they tend to add up really quick in landfills since they’re rarely reusable. Edit: Even worse if they were to end up in the ocean. Especially thin plastic bags. Turtles often mistaken those as jellyfish.
who actually sat down and thought, “let’s make a unicorn with eyelash extensions that vomits or takes a dump”
A high person
The way he says cutie tootie gets me every time
Cuootie Toootie
Cu3t13 2ties
Cwutee tOotiss
Coochie
cutie tities
I’m disappointed he didn’t realize the Coca Cola was spelled “caca coola”
And caca in spanish mean poop or shit
SleepyBoy I bet the makers did that on purpose
Thats the thing you are mainly concerned about
Uh oh, stinky.
Bonnie u didnt have to include that lol
The level of sarcasm, annoyance, and disgust is immaculate 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Yup
👍Yes
17:19 “I actually kinda like this one!” - *proceeds to throw it at wall*
I’m really confused by the scat obsession in toys lately. Imagine them going up and being nostalgic
It's disturbing like UA-cam kid's videos back then the offbrands and everything
Imagine being like 6 and growing up with these toys, and then 10 years later you're talking to your friends like "Remember that one unicorn toy that shits itself? Yeah that one was my favorite." "Which unicorn shitting itself? There was a lot of them."
@@arctozoltaurora2130 oh God I can now imagine that now
Clearly, the distributors hate children
Kill me
kids in 1970-2010: I love doll and dollhouse
kids now: I love *P* *O* *O* *P*
My cousin doesn’t play with dolls but she’s like born in 2010
C A C A - C O L A
i dont like toy at all
Can confirm I was obsessed with the shit emojis when I was small, sorry for being cringe
one is creepy the other's disgusting.
The poopsie ones feels illegal, feels like some type of assault, visual harassment or something
i..i agree..
visual harassment is definitely it
Your rude
im in hawaii right now and we wen to ross and i saw them rip eyes
@6712 Bruh, it's their opinion, the only one being rude is you tbh
5:16 bro that poop looks like its from da hood
some little girls are going to be into scat when they get older
Aaand inflation....
These definitely seem like some fucked up fetish dolls marketed to little girls, they don't seem like dolls a kid would want to play with. It's like the company are genuinely trying to brainwash them into becoming scat cretins
@@jblen i mean remember elsagate
theres a whole industry that seemingly exists to indoctrinate kids with fetishes, weird af
@@vivi-wr8nm What's the motivation for doing that though? Seriously I don't understand the motive, or lack thereof.
@@jblen I dunno man. Kids like gross shit, especially boys.
If you remember the 90s like I do, you'd know this.
I remember looking at my little cousin's, who is about 7, and her birthday wishlist was filled with all this poop toy stuff. And when I say filled I mean like she wanted so many of these things, the only other thing on her wishlist was a "kitty kitty cat". Like why do they like these things, when I was like 7 I was playing with Legos and silly bands.
exactly, kids toys just got really weird
Lol same though. Like who got this horrible idea?! Lets make a shitting toy! NO WHY?! SERIOUSLY WHY?! LEAVE IT AT LEGOS!
Ikr fml
@@silentreaper4764 FRRR
Because it’s squishy and sparkly. The kids don’t care about it being poop themed
I feel like this entire episode has been one cracked out fever dream. So many unexpected twists and turns and I still have no idea what's going on lmao
the "scammy" reason that kids are attracted to these toys is the bright holographic colors mixed with the large text causes lots of neural stimulation, even if the contents are something the kids may never see again
It wouldn’t be to hard for me to believe that giant garbage heap in the ocean is made entirely of these products.
At least 20%
imagine the cashier when he bought all those toys
Cashiers mind be like: "is he.... a ... simp..?"
@@fluffythecat22 no, "Wait.. Why is he- EHHH nevermind"
@iiWillowflowers yes
The cashier's are probably used to him buying weird toys by now.
Lmao
“I mean who gives a shit”
Me: I- I think that critter does
And it’s a shit
quite literally
Smooth
This is the best "unboxing video" or whatever they call it now days, it's not like those other "oMg ThAtS cUtE" friggin "LOL doll unboxing".
The manager: What thing do girls like?
One of the workers: *sHiT*
The manager: WRitE tHat dOwn
my sister has a weird fetish. dont read your siblings' diaries dude im starting therapy tomorrow
@@cherrybansx7398 you cant just say that without telling us what the actual fetish is
Cherry Inmato what did you find? Oh god
Siblings Incest probably, thats why our man here is not talking
@@cherrybansx7398 tell us
Max: How long till they sell piss
Belle Delphine: *silence*
Hmmm 🌝
B R U H
Bruh
I wish they made toys that kids could actually play with. It's wasteful, upsetting, and disappointing for the kids.
Especially I think of all of the poorer kids who spend their limited money, or a well meaning family member does, on a toy and it doesn't have any longevity and it's disappointing for the child and they feel guilty and sad because they don't feel like they can say anything.
I especially form emotional attachments to toys and I genuinely feel upset when I see toys going to waste from being poorly made or easily breakable that kids will never get to genuinely enjoy and play with.
Yep
@poke_boi _what_
/e/
I thought that work I'm so *smart*
Get your kids into clay so they can make whatever they want and you can save money
7:38 "Unicorn condom"😭
Ah yes. I love playing the game "Will she spit or poop."
College days, the game.
*SHE POoPED!*
18:32
Let's see if you're a spitter or a shitter
17:07 those arent crescent moons. Those are toenails.
EEWWWWWWWW
I’m glad it’s being reinforced to kids that you should play with literally shit and maybe eat it to since it smells like chocolate
Kids these days are getting everything handed to them on a silver platter. Back in my day I used to eat my shit without it tasting like chocolate.
Mr. Beaver same man these kids don’t understand the struggle of unflavored shit
blubber_nuggets 69 I cant even shit I’m constipated
This thread I swear
Facade Underground poop thread, poop thread
13:54 -“That is internal bleeding on its ass and it’s leg!”
…
“and other leg!”
why tf did i laugh out loud at that?
i did too lmao
“I don’t have water, but I do have Red Bull” yup, that sounds like Max
Also sounds like me ngl
"Now, where's our victim? I mean- critter."
had me dying
But heres the weird thing... 18:08
Younger me: **Offended**
Me now: Yea, why did they think of this?
Younger me would've clicked off the first time he cussed * sobs in cringe *
Same 😂
11:14 That dorito parody zip bag literally looks like something to sell weed in.
“Collectible Dog ****” best name I’ve ever heard for those lol
“dog shit”
“This isn’t shit right?”
“It got golden legs”
“Rainbow corn shit”
“Rejected shit”
“I really like this gangster one”
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THOSE WORDS-
edited!
HOW WHAT
THANKS FOR 1.1K LIKES YAAAAHH
"Snowman dog shit"
@@-__Ast0lf0__- YES YES SNOWMAN DOG SHIT
Rainbow corn sh**🤣
me too ;D
Then it went rippppppp
“I really like this weird gangster one.”
Me: Laughing my lungs out
My favorite quotes:
“WHERES OUR VICTIM”
“Let’s open up another cutie tootie! IM IN HELL!!”
i find myself back here atleast once every 2 months
Ayo u need to come back it’s 4 months
@@Str1kesAtService yeah lol
Ok
@@Happy_Panic_ Ok
@@laylah.medina Ok
There are so many things I could point out that make me absolutely despise these kind of toys. It’s infuriating because these kinds of toys quite literally clog up every single toy aisle because it’s cheaper and easier to make instead of literally anything of any quality
Not to mention kids get sick of it in a day and it causes unnecessary pollution
...clog up...
_nice pun, bestie_
Looking at this makes me thankful that I grew up with knock off Lego cause at least it's decent
Ican list 2
1. Being very close to gambling with surprise boxes
2. Too much plastic
max saying "oh my gaaawddd LA CACA" at 17:50 is my new notification sound
That’d be one hell of a notification sound lmao
i love the fact Max thinks he's also room temperature lol.
I’m just imagining little kids watching this and running up to their mom like “ this toy man said shit, what dies it mean.” Lmao
Honk if you have intensive Brian damage from gamer rage
shut up brian
Hank
Hunk
Hunk
hönk
The empty room with anything in it, door broken off the hinges, and him chugging milk out of no where, is the most chaotic shit right off the bat. I like it.
The milk gave him brain damage 😂
7:37 "unicorn ✨condom✨" I CAN'T WHAT😂
There's something iconic about Max feeding a kawaii panda doll water with a syringe only for it to throw up green liquid, and then him holding it up to the camera going "NAASTY LITTLE BASTID"
XD
this is the stuff that makes kids grow up with weird kinks
I know. Im scared for Gen Alpha to grow up
We've heard of piss kinks, now we have shit kinks.
fr
@@Dioxazine_Stars most of them are also gonna identify as shit now
I think that's the point
It's some really weird form of grooming probably
1:39
The slime is not actually cold, but at the same temperature as your room.
It just conducts heat really well, so when you touch it with your warmer skin it absorbs a lot of the heat, making you experience a cold sensation
Thank you
I still don't understand but thanks
@@harleyphoenix9773 So your body is warmer than the air surrounding it. One of the reasons we keep warm is that air is a bad heat conductor, so it is really lazing with transfering the energy.
Think about it this way, a 90°C Sauna is fine for quite a while but even 42°C water will certainly be painful (49°C water endured for 10min will inflict third degree burns).
That's because the water transfers a lot of its energy to you, while the air does not.
The sensation here is basically the same, but in reverse. The air is the same temperature as the slime (below the body temperatures), the reason the air isn't cold is that it's "taking" your body's energy really slowly.
The slime does the same thing much faster and your body is surprised that it's losing body heat, which is experienced as a cold sensation.
The "LA caca" made me laugh so 🦆ing hard too😭💀💀💀💀
Max: doesn’t know why kids enjoy mystery holographic toys/also max: proceeds to make an entire UA-cam channel based off of opening mystery holographic cards
dude just made slime out of red bull
what a legend
legend.
Say bye to the slime it grew wings (sounded better in my head)
@@welp482 things always sound better in your head
a MASSIVE LEGEND
These are like the real life versions of those weird girl flash games
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yeah
5:14 you just explained them all, perfectly
This man is a legend for enduring this pain
Fr 😂😂
A massive legend..?
Whats up with toy companies and thinking girls like scat, vomit, and piss. Also what's up with all the unicorn.
Us girls have a secret code
@@xquenda275 It’s we don’t like this dog and unicorn shit
We like making our own slime not these trash a$$ baby faky slime
The Unicorn is the Ultra Rare. The only one in the Season? Sorry forgot the actuall Word.
This makes me worry for humanity in 10 years.
oh agreed. Just like pokmon made a lot of furries and kim possible really got people into red heads just think of the damage this is gonna do
Everyone would be scat n🐓tie tag fans 😔
I am 10 years old so I will only be 20 😫
10 years later: Come buy our unicorn diarrhea pack
Feels like real shit! :D
also edible :D
Right-
watching this person devolve into madness is wildly funny.
Did not eat the slime 0/10
I actually haven't seen the video yet
EDIT: He did not eat the slime 0/10
This is fucking amazing
He ate some “Non-Toxic Swamp Ooze” from a Shrek toy in a bargain bin toy video.
"La caca" replay button:
17:52
Tomix thanks i clicked at least 10-20 times 😂
The poop
It’s in Spanish... I translated it
@@DavidA0519 Who asked? lmao
being a spanish speaker makes it 10x better when u hear him say it XD gets me every time.
@@mu11dog60 ooooooo TDFW!!!!!!!
4:36 HE GENUINELY SOUNDS SO HAPPY GAHAHAYSYDHSHA
I always wanted this when i was younger my mum thought i was a complete weirdo 😂
She was giving me this weird look whenever i asked for one 😂
I clicked on the video and that into made me completely forget what i came here for
Same lol
Same 😀
i did not expect you to find you here at all ngl
@@Jikan_XIII same
Whenever I see these at a store, I say to myself: “Ew, why. Who made you?”
I love your profile pic, my fellow ace!
@@genera1013 Thanks!
That's a wonderful pfp
fellow aroace
greetings
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ok as a mandarine speaker, for 14:46
it literally means:
[the exotic spicy shit]
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Burn it.
amazing
HAHAHA
20:10 GOLDEN FREDDY! 🫵
I'm definitely with you Max; those syringe toys are hella creepy. They seriously couldn't figure out another way to put liquid in that thing? Holy shit.
Though I gotta say I'm a little impressed at the detail to all these products, and some of the designs are artsy enough for me to appreciate some, but still...What the actual fuck were the developers thinking when they made this literal shit? XD
Anyway, great video as always. :)
It’s *too* detailed, that’s what’s freaking me out, like the star baby one went to far with having a toddlers naked body. I’m actually scared what’s this going to bring up in little children.
Stuff like this should be illegal. It's all going to a landfill after 2 days
MK 2 hours
that poopsie shit is ridiculously expensive too. what right in their mind parent actually buys this for their kid though
@@marieke.g Rich UA-cam parents who exploit their kids for views and money?
Or rich parents who spoil their kids to much.
This guys is better than any toy review channel ever
True because it’s saying these need to be deleted from the toy market
What really sucks is UA-cam stopped paying for these type of videos. They looked at them as advertising. They must have not watched Max's very closely. They pay 5% of the views and that's it. It wasn't worth it for him to post these videos anymore he gets paid for the Pokemon cards because UA-cam considers that collecting which it is. It really sucked because these videos were hilarious. He was just getting warmed up pretty soon the toy companies would have just started sending him free stuff.
IKR
@@malumeta.D.Flameohello fellow bi
The poor children realizing this isnt like one of those "Suprise toy opening!! *
I never got any of that stuff. I grew up entertained by my dads adult shows, my moms anime, my grammas Disney movies, and my grandpas emotional abu- I mean documentaries
You good?
Is everything alright?
Oh ofc yes me too
When my mom entered the room I had to switch to porn, as it was easier to explain...
Hilarious and original
@@sevimnurkayal4705 💀
13:48 "its all the blood-" **dangonronpa intensefies**
*a BoDy HaS bEeN dIsCoVeReD!*
I can’t escape this fandom 😅
@@vbutterflyx same
Its time to investigate the body ;)
@@lilqensss lmao
That’s crazy that a bunch of kid toys revolve around poop... the unicorn baby especially looks fetishized, gross.
just imagine the marketing meetings where they decided this shit was a good idea
"He's broken out of prison and he smells like pineapple and lime" gets me everytime. XD
To be honest im just waiting for a parent who hates this toy trend to give their kid a piece of animal dropping for a Christmas present.
"You asked for a poopsy surprise"
Yassssss
Nice one
This actually made me laugh lol wtf I can imagine it
the top 10 cheapskate parents
Same
“What is this?”
*a mutant-weird-alien-flea thingy*