Every East/West Bowl Ever - Key & Peele
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- Опубліковано 24 вер 2020
- Get into the full spirit of the East/West College Bowl with an introduction to every single player as well as both teams’ raps.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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I can't believe they hired so many people, their budget must be insane.
Ikr
Ikr, I’ve heard fudge got a lot of money. Same for Quatro Quatro
@Killa Hingle McCringleberry too, he’s up with the big shots
It’s not that expensive to get people to say a name?
Its all the same people. Michael Keegan and Jordan Peele, the creators of the show, are all those people. I can see why you thought they were all different people because their acting is amazing and their costume department is grade A. I just thought I'd let you know just so you dont sound stupid.
Just kidding
The rogue Dan Smith caught me off guard.
Best part of that joke is that BYU is the Mormon college.
Sean McNew they are all either whiter than white, or Polynesians.
you mean rogue. rouge is makeup
@@seanmcnew18 ♡
he wasn't red, wasn't even wearing red.
The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop gets me every time.
The player formerly known as Mousecop, ya gotta say the whole damn thing.
@@iankelley4631, you’re right. I fixed it. I need to give the name the proper respect.
"It's like a tribe called quest"
@@iankelley4631like a pimp named slick back
MU goes hard fr
I absolutely love how they based the East teams rap on east coast rap, and the west team's rap on west coast style.
Did the east coast stop rapping in like 1991 lol
And the west in 2004?
(Not sure how old this is though)
How can you tell?
Pretty sure the east teams rap isn't really based on east coast rap or at least not what I or most people prolly think of when someone says east coast rap. It's based on the kind of rap videos that were common to sports teams throughout the 80s such as the Grabowski Shuffle that was used to promote the Chicago Bears. When someone says east coast rap I think of Notorious B.I.G., Puff Daddy, etc. That's just how it comes off to me.
What’s the difference
nerddd
"Nevada state... penitentiary."
Underrated joke! I laughed way too hard at that one!
“Army........ Navy surplus store”
Raptor wtf are you doing here bro...
Ahahahhhha
Good educators
I love how Fudge represents no school, just himself
Because there is only fudge.
Fudge
Fudge plays wherever he wants week to week
@@aether13x69 😂😂
He may represent the church of fudge ┐(´ー｀)┌
I thought "Just tryin' to calm the voices in my head" was good, but Dan Smith had me rolling. 🤣😂🤣😂
Dan Smith is the Bob Johnson from MST3K's Space Mutiny episode.
I love how Benedict Cumberbatch is such a weird name it fits perfectly among the other made up ones 😅 Also, great to see A.A. Ron Balakay embrace the actual pronunciation of his name!
'Are you out of your Goddamn mind?'
On Between Two Ferns it’s pronounced Benadryl Cummerbund 😁
Good to see him not be so insubordinate and churlish.
do you mean Aaron Blake?
You done messed up A-A-Ron!!
This is the first ad I’ve intentionally clicked on.
Lol i gave it a chance and im so happy i did. Then again so is youtube since now they have the go ahead to bombard my recommended.
Same
Same
You didn’t know what Key and Peele is?
ON GOD
TORQUE "CONSTRUCTION NOISE" LEWITH. Nevada State...penitentiary
Bruh I lost it at that point 🤣😂😅
Literally sums up the people who live here
He got a future in Raiders..🤣🤣🤣
Bruh the penitentiary at the end always get me 🤣
"Fudge at 350 Lbs , Was been an unstopable runningback all year." Get me every damn time
Third and four? Give Fudge the damn ball and BLOCK!
You're right, I could talk about fudge all day
Fudge being a 350lbs running back will forever be hilarious to me 😆🤣
That's just Eddie Lacy.
Hes Unstoppable
The Fudge is packing for sure
Just an absolute bulldozer lol
Imagine Elon Musk's son makes it into pro sports
"X Æ A-12, homeschooled"
They included Benedict Cumberbatch. I feel like if X Æ A-12 had been born when they made this skit, they might very well have included that
Adam Abrams 2:34 they already said His name my guy
I kinda like his name.
It’s pronounced Kyle.
This would be college sports not pro
Also, I doubt Elon & Grimes are gonna let their kid play sports that emphasize traditional gender roles
I’m glade to see A.A RON BALAKY is embracing his name
I think its pronounced Aaron Blake.
@@matth3w2002 that's what he said
I love that he was thr only one that went to a historically black college too. Nice touch
I don't want to be racist here but... did anyone think AA Ron and Dan Smith looked the same?
@@matth3w2002 You must be outta your god damn mind.
I just realized that Eeeee Eeeeeee is from San Diego which has Sea World.
And is also the home of the base where the Navy did experiments with trained dolphins.
U skiped an "e" :)))
Jackmerius Tacktheratrix will NEVER fail to make laugh. They start to get sorta silly but it isn’t until that one that we learn where this going, and I willingly go every time.
Facts that’s my favorite one lol I watch this video for that one lol
Will never not be funny 😅
And Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon Lmao 😂
Jackmerius, DeSquarius, Javarison Lamar,
Flaxon-Waxon plays the sax and D'Marcus plays guitar
@@RatPfink66 L'carpetron Dookmariot i love the ball so much i wanna marry it
had me dyingggggg
Dan Smith went so hard
Imagine watching and enjoying this content like it's real humor. It's literally random asf saying weird names doesn't make someone funny. Have key and peele ever did stand up? Haven't seen them do it I'll just assume it sucked
@@darkestmuta1239 they have done stand up, and not everyone's humor is gonna be the same. So while I respect you opinion these two men have gotten famous off their humor and clearly have a loyal fan base considering how many people have and still do watch the content after all these years
Also stand up is meant to be random thats kinda the premise and this is just want of many skits its not all random dumb names the point of the skit was that their are a lot of dumb names in college football
@@darkestmuta1239 bruh what is your motivation? Is it just to click on videos and hate? I don't understand people like you.
@@darkestmuta1239 Gotta miss that dopamine huh bro
As a fellow Penn Stater, Hingle McCringleberry put up huge numbers in the '18 season, what an all-star.
Is his picture still there?
Good ol’ Hingle!
As a fellow inmate of Nevada state penitentiary Torque [😲 construction noise] Lewith gave Hingle McCringleberry a run for his money hahaha
Niece just graduated this December 19th, online only she was understandably 😥 sad but I'm a proud uncle
2018? The guy was in the east/west bowl in 2012 and apparently was still putting up great numbers in 2018. The guy loves college, refuses to graduate.
I love how Dan smith is the only white one there and he dropping bars like it’s nothing bro
Bars!!!!!
He be like Eminem lol
I've heard that Jordan actually dubbed in that rap. I suspect they sped it up a bit. Otherwise, they would have had to hire Andre 3000 or Busta.
For real. At first glance, one would think Quatro Quatro would be the smoothest rapper for the West.
It's Like Greg Olsen on the "7th Floor Crew" Track
The “Dan Smith, BYU” KILLED ME
First time I saw that I neay fell off my chair laughing.
Beyond the names, I love hearing all the accents they came up with.
Not one character sounds the same🤣
😂😂😂 so many accents!!
@@kevinhyatt6901 Faaaaartreeel Cluggins
Don't forget the hairstyles!
Same🤣
This is a skit that will never stop being funny for me. Timeless.
Amen, i always break at jackmerius tacteratrix lmao
for me as well. funniest skit in utube
Kinda cringe
Fr
Just saw this on my recommended had to watch it again
Wasn't EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE a first round draft for Miami? It's really nice to see a few years later where these awesome athletes went.
Yeah he was hired as a mascot for the Dolphins I believe
We all knew that it was gonna escalate when it came to “Jackmerius Tacktheritrix” 😁
That's my favorite
@@divinebeing2476 Mine too.
Producer: How many wigs do you need?
Key & Peele: Yes.
Dee1G yes
😅😅😅😅
*Dan Smith went hard, but A.A.Ron Balakey would've smoked him*
Word he must've had 2 stay after for detention
Can you blame A.A.Ron? He had good teacher
I’m so mad I just got this like 7 years later 🤦🏾♀️
#facts
MICHAEL 😃
“Ny’Quillius Dillwad. LSU”
Geaux MF Tigers! 😂😂😂
in 9th grade my friend showed me the east vs west videos and we wouldnt stop replaying torque (construction noise) lewith, we were laughing so hard. i just graduated university and it still makes me cry laugh
Dan Smith sounds like he grew up from the really hard parts of the Mormon ghetto.
This should have more likes!
I think that’s because Jordan is voicing over him😂
Wonder if He Lives on the 7th Floor of His Dorm?
THANK GOD!!! I Thought No One Would Get the Reference
The mormon ghetto is called the Mhetto, pronouced like Meadow.
“Harvard University, Devry University “
Sad, your parents are cruel!
*I died when he said DeVry University 🤭🤣😆😜😝😂 then I died again when that white guy said Morehouse university 😄😅😸😜😆😝😺🤭🤣😜😝😂*
@@Spidaface666 didn't the white guy say BYU
@@patobantan420 there was another white guy that said more house university
Papa JimBatta
Why are you the way you are?
patobantan420 Wait whats BYU?
“The player formally known… as mousecop” kills me every time lmao
Me trying to come up with my D&D character name
me as a dm trying to come up with npcs
My next character is gonna be Sequester Grundleplinth, M.D., the half-orc cleric
“Dan Smith, BYU” might be the funniest thing ever.
ua-cam.com/video/2LFPr-oEaFY/v-deo.html
Mormons LOL
First UA-cam ad I’ve ever actually wanted to watch
Ikr
Same
Lol
I feel like a frickin Mc Cringleberry asking this, but was that really an add? If yes, for what?
@@AkiroKiro seriously why would this be an ad in 2020? Its hysterical but old so idk what they'd be advertising
I still can't believe they said these names without bursting out laughing 🤣🤣🤣
There’s no way they did it the first time.
I believe they got too many outtakes
The Ladadadadadadada one made me laugh so hard. I kept trying to sound it out, but by ,"dala dada..." the letter A stopped looking like a real letter and I couldn't get any further, it just scrambled my brain.
I'm so glad i went to college with Decatholac Mango,the guy was the sweetest human soul on earth,seeing here was such a big surprise,i hope he's doing well now
6:22 I heard Firstname Lastname was drafted by Football Team, pretty good pick.
Yeah, City really made a good choice in drafting him.
Not to mention the Drafters have been smart about it, too.
Really? The last time I heard Firstname Lastname he was winning Formula 1 grands prix. He must be one talented guy then.
Oh for sure, Firstname Lastname is VERY talented. He is a triple threat.
@@casteri I only clicked on this thread to make sure someone mentioned first name last name from F1 😂 thanks bro
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT A.A. RON BALAKAY!! Ya done messed up A.A. Ron!!!
I was coming to comments to say that 😂😂😂😂
Right?!
i remember seeing this when i was like 12 and laughing my ass off i actually clicked this because i wanted to see how old it was lol
unless this a different one
The Kay-rens won't get these jokes
Sorry
The “Eeeeeee Eeeeeeee” had me dead 💀
Same😂
It's all perfect all the way down to the choppa flow Dan Smith be holding down.
I love how they give each player their own personality, even when they're only onscreen for seconds, lol. Good improvisation.
I don't know why they are not laughing at their masterpieces...........
Bismo Funyuns is a certified hood classic
Yesssss
The Hawaii university guy was accurate😂😂😂
Okay, but the West's song at the end unironically slaps.
I used each of these names for one of my old managers. A new one each day. It took him until I called him “Jackmerius Tacktheratrix” that he asked what was going on. He’d never seen the sketch before and he was almost on the floor laughing his ass off when he saw it
The “Eeeeee, Eeeeeeeeee” got me. 😂
I should show this to that RuneScape loser that paid $5000 specifically for that name.
San Diego State University!!! 😃
That construction noise caught me off guard, now my whole stomach hurts from laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
@@kishascape EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Spppplendiferous _Finch_ is my runaway favorite. Just love the Keegan shoots you an accusatory look just after he announces himself. Comedy gold. Either here or the East West Bowl 2.
"Dan Smith"? What kind of a name is that?!
Damian cortez that’s the point lol
I see you don’t understand sarcasm
@@shinsukecorbin425 r/woooosh
@@AeroLMS Go back to reddit.
@@darkestmuta1239 just had to do it, can't miss an opportunity of someone being braindead
Being a Utahn, "Dan Smith, BYU" cracks me up every time
y
@@gloriouschungus5602 because ( having lived in Utah) I can say that I know a Dan Smith from BYU.
Lol me too
@@gloriouschungus5602 they're from Utah where a lot of white people/Mormons live
One of my best friends is a Utahn from BYU, and that always cracks us both up 😂
5:44
My biggest flex in life is that I can accurately pronounce this guys name.
I can’t even begin to imagine how many takes it took to get a clean read without laughing on all these names
"The player formly known as mousecop" gets me everytime
Harvurd University….. Devry University
I said some of these names out loud and my furniture started floating
"Yer a wizard Harry"
2:43 Scoish Velociraptor Maloish is the greatest name ever 🤣
Dan Smith BYU - The only one in the group that can actually rap. 🤣
I really felt like Benedict Cumberbatch could’ve won the heisman that year.
Edit:let’s go my first comment to make it to 1k. I’m so happy thanks guys
Yeah, he got totally robbed that year.
Kevyn Hansyn at least he went on to be a good detective.
Instead, he became an Avenger.
The fact that he gave it all up.to be an amateur interpretive dancer speakers volumes of his character
nah it should have been Fudge
Shower Handle, that's my name, power candle sounds the same
Dan Smith~ BYU! lol 😂 🏈. Hahaha. They caught me off guard !
The most plain normal name
@3:02 jackhammer I am fainting loooool
I like how none of these are quite as absurd as D'Brickashaw Ferguson.
Not even Oz'mataz Buckshank?
You know that’s how this shit began? (What Key and Peele said at least)
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix?
D'Jasper Probincrux III?
L'Carpetron Dookmarriot?
Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon?
Decatholac Mango?
D'Pez Poopsie?
_Cartoons Plural?_
_Jammie Jammie-Jammie?_
*ALSO EVERY. SINGLE. WEST PLAYER IN THE VIDEO!!*
No way D'Brickashaw Ferguson is more absurd than Dan Smith from BYU😂
Staff: what are we going to do with all these wigs? We've only used like a fifth of them...
Key&Peele: *give them here, we got this*
Fartrell Cluggins gets me every time 🤣
Who the f named their kid “Dan Smith” ?
litterally know a kid w that name
@@Unknownuser0901 can he rap
A psychopath
@@LakeOfHorror he can try😹😹😹
Daniel isn't a bad name. At least it wasn't a painfully white B one like Blake, Brandon, Braydon, or Bryce.
i seriously think im being watched.... 30 minutes ago i randomly said “xmas jaxon flaxon waxon”
Bro that's happened to me lot
We are all being watched.
But do they recording
Nah you're not being watched, they're already in your head 😱
Welcome to United States of CIA
Was waiting on the dude from hawaii, and glad to see A ARON embrace his name 😂😂😂😂😂
Holy shit, didn't expect to see A.A. Ron Balakay there xD
Why is no one talking bout Ladennifer Jadaniston? Had me lmao!
Lol
5:52
For a dude with such a weird name, Dan smith sure went hard on that beat
I love how after the first two, they're all insane in different ways. D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde isn't that weird name, but Jordan's delivery on "Clyyyyde" just destroys me, even though I've known guys who talk like that only semi-ironically. It's a cool shift right after Jackmerius Tacktheritrix, who seems totally normal *apart* from the name. I also love how with several of them, it's just, "Oh, this is just Keegan Michael Key being himself"
What I think I love most is not the ludicrous names, but how few of them blink.
People forgot how J'Dinkalage Margoone carried that defense...
Me watching this game.
"Ummm, is it just me me or does everyone look like two people."
Mike Stakowski how is it racist with two actors
Pretty sure Mike is joking. Because you know, "all black people look alike."
Dan Smith: Am I a joke to you?
thats cuz youre racist bro
there was a white guy in the mix too. Pay attention!
My favourites:
Eqqsquizitine Bublé Schwinslow
L’Carpetron Dookmarriot
Coznesster Smiff
Ozamataz Buckshank
The way he says buble schwinslow takes me out lol
And donkey teeth
Lo and behold, we now have an actual player on Alabama named “Kool-Aid McKinstry.” His mom must’ve watched these East/West Bowl skits! 😂
I remember when Mergatroid Skittle played for us. He was a beast. No on was as fast as him.
Dan smiths rap at the end is actually peele’s voice lol
Really
Does this mean Dan Smith had the Get Out operation.
L'Carpetron, Shower-Handle, Squeeeeeps and Wingdings! Lol!
1:26 hingleman cringleberry is the G.O.A.T.
I still can't not hear a-a-ron in my head every time I meet someone named Aaron. Erin's of the world are safe tho
We had an Aaron and a Blake in class when this came out. Good times.
Davoin Shower-Handel bouta be president if he be runnin
Dan Smith murdered that joint
D’jasper Brobincrux III. .😄😅😂🤣.. the lisp had me dead ☠️ 😆
I feel like nobody in the comments watched all the way to the end and heard Dan Smith rapping his ass off .
Darm0k Dan hit them with that Ultra Instinct flow😂😂
wasnt even dan though it was jordan
He popped off and went crazy
Right?
Wtf Dan?
How long you been hiding that shit bruh?
He really spit that fire 🔥
Threw them bars
And held nothing back!
I did
Jammie Jammie-Jammie.
"THE" Ohio State University...
I love they included the "THEEEEE"😁
Can't forget the Heisman winner!
4:09 idk why this gets me every time
Always the backdrop photos that gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not an original comment but it’s a fun fact:
California University of Pennsylvania is apparently a real thing
We also have Indiana University of Pennsylvania
@@samanthamartin8297 Is it so you can pretend you're not in Pennsylvania?
@@noodlekeeper5150 nah no one wants to be in Indiana
@Syed Mohammad Fucking PA, man
Go vulcans!!!
These players all had O'Shag Hennesy as their Guidance Counselor
5:27 I’m an IUPUI alumni. Go Hoosiermakers!
3:03
Torque [Construction Noise] Lewith 😂
what kind of parents name their kid dan smith
The Smiths
Maybe it's short for Danforth Smith&Wesson.
Dont reply it is a rhetorical question
The worst kind
I think that “Dahisyorus Lamystorius” is gonna go off tonight
Heretic Goose hes going to mars
Dahistorius Lamystorius had me dying 😂😂😂
I just can't get over Harvard University's facial hair
hahahahaha lol same the circle around his mouth
Why do all of peeles characters look like sociopaths 😬
Makes it funnier
Even TJ Jucksun?
the eyes
It's the one eye fully open one relaxed.
I feel like this really is just a showcase of their wig collection
1:16 oh he about to laugh though ....lol 😁😂😂😂😂
"Welcome to the job, group Mister..."
"Plural. Cartoons Plural"
Now I'm fully psyched to see these guys play. Stupid virus.