Tug the Table: COMEDY GOLD*

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  • @zillah1157
    @zillah1157 6 років тому +825

    "If my neighbours are listening this sounds very wrong!!!"
    Mark thats unfortunately true...

  • @natashaneuzerling4102
    @natashaneuzerling4102 5 років тому +1989

    I love how Mark hasn't changed at all in, like, 5 years, but Wade looks so young here XD

    • @sparky-xz1nb
      @sparky-xz1nb 4 роки тому +80

      Mark is immortal

    • @lg84
      @lg84 4 роки тому +20

      Sparky is correct

    • @trollingmodeactivated2500
      @trollingmodeactivated2500 4 роки тому +100

      Only thing that has changed about mark is the muscle mass and beard

    • @davela79
      @davela79 4 роки тому +12

      The road has owned Wade.

    • @okdean7953
      @okdean7953 4 роки тому +36

      It was before Barbra

  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  9 років тому +3016

    Such good times with Wade! He's coming back THIS WEEK so get ready for even more fun times and hilarious games!

  • @lonely_demon8476
    @lonely_demon8476 7 років тому +1818

    The frog with the dong with the dog in a thong on the log in a crack in the back in the sack in the hole of the bottom the sea. Best nursery rhyme that's also a tongue twister XD

    • @raheemsamerson6561
      @raheemsamerson6561 6 років тому +3

      Maria The Mangle f

    • @dutchbob6084
      @dutchbob6084 6 років тому +1

      Maria The Mangle yyyyyuuuup

    • @gigure9411
      @gigure9411 6 років тому +2

      Am I the only one who saw Maria type it wrong towards the end?
      "In the sack in the hole of the bottom the sea."

    • @tkrek2425
      @tkrek2425 6 років тому +1

      It's actually not that hard to say

    • @deathtrap5433
      @deathtrap5433 6 років тому

      What she or he said

  • @howtodrawreallygood
    @howtodrawreallygood 10 років тому +481

    Today I learned I have the humour of a 9 year old. Thanks Markiplier! :D

    • @Brickertown
      @Brickertown 10 років тому +1

      cool storeh bruh

    • @blondehorsesgal3473
      @blondehorsesgal3473 10 років тому

      Me too ^_^ thank mark

    • @isaep
      @isaep 10 років тому +1

      Well I'm a 9 year old so yeah we do not have the same humor although this is pretty funny

    • @ShinyShilla
      @ShinyShilla 9 років тому +1

      Sooooo... Oliver Age 24 Humor Age 9 ?

    • @patrickmd7047
      @patrickmd7047 4 роки тому

      I am 9 so ha
      And no questions about me

  • @danielhuneke5862
    @danielhuneke5862 5 років тому +485

    What every mode does
    Big head: makes characters heavy
    Plank: makes table lighter
    Slippery floor: don't need to explain
    Balls: adds weight to the table
    Headless: makes characters lighter
    Reverse: disorients player's
    The other one that caused the screen to tilt that I can remember the name of: changes gravity
    Mini body: makes tugs less effective
    Tiny table: caused the distance you need to tug your opponent into to be shorter

    • @maccychee3858
      @maccychee3858 5 років тому +2

      It's Dizzy

    • @negamewtwo5535
      @negamewtwo5535 5 років тому +5

      What about Long Legs or One-Handed?

    • @slowsloth3809
      @slowsloth3809 5 років тому +17

      @@negamewtwo5535 long legs: stronger pull-in
      one-handed - weaker pull-in

    • @slowsloth3809
      @slowsloth3809 5 років тому

      or just less stable with one-handed

    • @abc-ld8ok
      @abc-ld8ok 5 років тому

      damn you must fucking no-life this game

  • @minionyou9167
    @minionyou9167 4 роки тому +241

    *Mark and Wade Now:* "F**K BARBARA"
    *Mark and Wade then:* "The Dog with a Dong in the Thong in The Crack of the Back in the Bottom of the Sea!!!"

    • @snowman3425
      @snowman3425 3 роки тому +9

      this video was out for 6 years and and feels like it got uploaded like 3 mouths ago can you relate?

    • @chrissimmons9743
      @chrissimmons9743 2 роки тому +5

      You Right

  • @Bboi-rc8ox
    @Bboi-rc8ox 7 років тому +742

    Wade looks so different compared to now

  • @samuelhuila2
    @samuelhuila2 10 років тому +346

    THE FROG WITH THE DONG AND A DOG ON A LOG IN THE CRACK OF THE BACK IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!!

  • @ThatOneGuy-ts9dz
    @ThatOneGuy-ts9dz 10 років тому +625

    How to start an argument online
    1. Express Your Opinion.
    2. Wait.

    • @JacobthePoshPotato
      @JacobthePoshPotato 10 років тому +53

      i am a potato

    • @dingusmungus
      @dingusmungus 10 років тому +8

      FAKE AND GAY!!!!1!one!eleventeen

    • @mooselettem377
      @mooselettem377 10 років тому +20

      +Jacob Yoness THATS RACIST! I can't believe your poor usage of the word potato. Do you even know what that means?! You silly man...

    • @ieuanholbrook9066
      @ieuanholbrook9066 10 років тому +2

      Brittney Maits are u joking or just dumb as fuck

    • @RoyalApocolyptic
      @RoyalApocolyptic 10 років тому +2

      Brittney Maits Osama BIn Laden was a chill dude

  • @shuamaral936
    @shuamaral936 8 років тому +36

    "Sometimes you need to do fast; sometimes you need to slow" - Markiplier, 2014
    PS.: I died at "Let's listen to that again, shall we?"

  • @ord1nar1ly
    @ord1nar1ly 6 років тому +430

    "Pervert."
    Me: "How'd you know?~"

  • @TheMasterOfDooM
    @TheMasterOfDooM 10 років тому +211

    I hope this comes to be an Olympic Sport.

  • @lacis9573
    @lacis9573 8 років тому +410

    I would LOVE to be Markipliers neighbors lol

  • @samvuel
    @samvuel 8 років тому +242

    I'm sitting next to my parents........
    (Casually turns down audio)

  • @chromeosome1764
    @chromeosome1764 5 років тому +177

    "The *frog* with the *dong* with the *dog* in the *thong* on the *log* in a *crack* in the *back* in a hole in the bottom of the sea!"
    This nursery rhyme in a nutshell: Put basically any word that ends in “-ack” or “-og” and end with “in the bottom of the sea” and there you go.

    • @Marscael24
      @Marscael24 5 років тому +1

      Dong is ack or og tho

    • @Kenoboi_42
      @Kenoboi_42 4 роки тому

      Dong is ack or og tho

    • @Tailikku1
      @Tailikku1 Рік тому

      "The frog with the dong with the dog in the thong on the bump on the log in the crack in the back in the sack in the whole in the bottom of the sea!"

  • @JanelGarciaPikachu399
    @JanelGarciaPikachu399 9 років тому +1634

    The Best Song
    "The frog with the dong with the dog in the thong on the log in a crack in the back in a hole in the bottom of the sea" Sorry Some One Had To Do It And I Am That Person
    Edit: I just checked this and i have so many likes wtf also i checked the replies, what was i on

  • @Xearrik
    @Xearrik 10 років тому +100

    This video should be rated Adult for the blind.

    • @Sayrahthepirate
      @Sayrahthepirate 10 років тому +7

      Your profile picture is my favorite startled cat picture.

    • @isaep
      @isaep 10 років тому +6

      That would be funny if a blind person was listening to this they would just think it is a porno

  • @Constipation-Station
    @Constipation-Station 6 років тому +257

    I was promised gold.
    I was not disappointed.

    • @peytonburnsed2196
      @peytonburnsed2196 4 роки тому +3

      Let's be real, we got Platinum

    • @Luksaee
      @Luksaee 4 роки тому +1

      Idk in terraria platinum and gold have same value

    • @lillie3029
      @lillie3029 4 роки тому +1

      @@Luksaee ik what about this is cobalt

    • @madalyndrew453
      @madalyndrew453 4 роки тому +1

      You got a dong in a thong

    • @accelerator5195
      @accelerator5195 4 роки тому +1

      @@lillie3029 what about this is titanium

  • @bincherito
    @bincherito 6 років тому +28

    I’ve watched this so many times over the years and my favorite part is:
    *incomprehensible muttering* in the bottom of the sea!

  • @Nyxlikemix420
    @Nyxlikemix420 7 років тому +274

    I made the mistake of drinking water and watching this at the same time and nearly died lol

  • @Cookiemagination
    @Cookiemagination 10 років тому +64

    I need more tears, cause i lost every single one buy laughing the dong in the dog in the frog part xD

  • @freddyfazbear8060
    @freddyfazbear8060 10 років тому +574

    Hey mark! We just got a new family member, his name is sparky, he hangs out in the costume room and he really wants to meet you!

    • @teztezi
      @teztezi 10 років тому +9

      Is the game actually updated?

    • @CastCS_
      @CastCS_ 10 років тому +65

      I demand to know what you mean by this.

    • @kennythegamer3633
      @kennythegamer3633 10 років тому +32

      Freddy... you're scaring me again...

    • @Gratefulme4
      @Gratefulme4 10 років тому

      GO...NOW!!!

    • @tk-5764
      @tk-5764 10 років тому +6

      Castoreh TF2 Look it up.

  • @jericalocke9136
    @jericalocke9136 6 років тому +36

    Mark: You ready to LOSE?
    Wade: Lets DO IT.

  • @Coffee4Cophee
    @Coffee4Cophee 10 років тому +160

    Mark + Wade = Made.

    • @Massagetherapistbound14
      @Massagetherapistbound14 10 років тому +8

      Relationship made #Made

    • @Auphira
      @Auphira 9 років тому +5

      #Made for each other. (*゚▽゚) ฅ'ω'ฅ

    • @CommanderKatelyn
      @CommanderKatelyn 9 років тому +6

      Mark + Wade = Made for each other...
      Fanfic commence...

    • @SgtSoupcan
      @SgtSoupcan 9 років тому +2

      Katelyn Scully That's fangirlishly creative. I do enjoy creativeness, but fangirlish creativeness, nope.avi

    • @Coffee4Cophee
      @Coffee4Cophee 9 років тому +1

      Made is Mark's name if it was wade but with an 'm'!

  • @Alex-qr7yh
    @Alex-qr7yh 10 років тому +148

    Wait a minute... Mark+orange shirt+orange team+w key is m upside down= HALF LIFE THREE CONFIRMED! LOLOLOLOLOLOL11111111

    • @Alex-qr7yh
      @Alex-qr7yh 10 років тому

      Also 11:33 i just kinda died.
      XD

    • @TobeasJ
      @TobeasJ 10 років тому +15

      Wait a minute! Mark is 4 letters and everyone knows 4-1 equals 3. And 3 times 3 equals 9 and 9-3 equals 6. PORTAL 6 CONFIRMED!!!!!!

    • @siegwardinspirit
      @siegwardinspirit 10 років тому +2

      Tabe oh my god,and I thought it was the illuminati.I am so relieved right now,thank yo-- wait,were there footsteps in my appartment? O.o I didn't tell anything about the Illuminati,I swear!oh god,OH GOD! (*Kawatsume was aprubtly disconnected,cause:unknown*)

    • @Alex-qr7yh
      @Alex-qr7yh 10 років тому

      Kawatsume Byotiful. Just byotiful.

    • @DogeCharger
      @DogeCharger 10 років тому +2

      ILLUMINARTY

  • @safabekr
    @safabekr 9 років тому +174

    Please tell me no one listened to this in public with no earphones.

    • @sinnerwolf4722
      @sinnerwolf4722 9 років тому +2

      Sarah Krishef i did listen to this is public with no earphones why is that bad

    • @Samantha-yb2re
      @Samantha-yb2re 9 років тому +2

      My head phones kinda broke an hour ago... 😳

    • @sonimatic
      @sonimatic 9 років тому +1

      Sarah Krishef I like your profile picture. Liligant is my favorite grass type ^-^

    • @whileyouwerereadingthis
      @whileyouwerereadingthis 9 років тому

      ***** same here

    • @sonimatic
      @sonimatic 9 років тому +2

      While you were reading this I stole your chicken Awesome!
      ((Joke's on you, I had no chicken in the first place >:3))

  • @negomi_rainshine8309
    @negomi_rainshine8309 4 роки тому +36

    Game: RED WINS!!
    Me: Isn't that orange tho...

    • @logando3305
      @logando3305 4 роки тому +2

      @Alyssa Perez Makes no sense but imma go with it.

  • @epic-awer4551
    @epic-awer4551 7 років тому +368

    I dare someone to watch the entire video with their eyes closed

  • @amrithai.5705
    @amrithai.5705 9 років тому +95

    Lol _"Not everything needs to be sexual" Markiplier, on April 28, 2014_

  • @LRM8083
    @LRM8083 8 років тому +23

    the frog with the dong with the dog in the thong on the log in a crack in the back in the sack in the hole in the bottom of the sea! EVERYBODY SING ALONG

  • @thecha0ticgam3r
    @thecha0ticgam3r 6 років тому +43

    3 years later, and wade looks like he's 20 years older

    • @jas.per.25
      @jas.per.25 Рік тому +1

      Reminding you of this gold almost 5 years later

  • @sarahlynn.enthusiast
    @sarahlynn.enthusiast 7 років тому +16

    8:09 I guess you could say..... the tables have turned....

  • @lekano443
    @lekano443 8 років тому +105

    i cant tell when Mark wins because he screams when he wins. 😂😂

    • @marysue8307
      @marysue8307 8 років тому

      lol me too

    • @jojoseamy
      @jojoseamy 8 років тому

      😆😂

    • @nate9479
      @nate9479 8 років тому +11

      mark is red ... matches his hair too

  • @Wallis_2001
    @Wallis_2001 9 років тому +95

    5:41 I think I've been permanently scarred.

  • @Osiris-io5cl
    @Osiris-io5cl 5 років тому +106

    Wade: “That’s when the crack comes in.”
    Markiplier:”No”
    Wade:” You want it to get stuck in the thong”
    Markiplier:” No, you don’t want it to get stuck in the thong...the thing and the dong, the bong....”
    Wade:”.... and the crack in the back at the bottom of the sea🎵🎶”
    Markiplier: Laughing his a** off
    Markiplier:” That is the best nursery rhyme I have ever heard in my life”

  • @abil5238
    @abil5238 7 років тому +217

    D'aaww I remembered watching this vid 3 years ago ;3; such bootiful memories..

  • @renegadesolstice9640
    @renegadesolstice9640 10 років тому +56

    The frog with the dong and the...wait. The frog with the dong and the dog with thong with the, dammit! The frog with the dong and the dog with thong in the bong and the kong with a song in a log in a whole with a mole in the crack at the bottom of the sea! FINALLY!

  • @mikkichartier9655
    @mikkichartier9655 9 років тому +82

    "The frog with the dong with the dog in a thong on the log in a crack in the back in the sack in the hole in the bottom of the sea!"
    ~ Markiplier
    XD

  • @rajtac-tts7015
    @rajtac-tts7015 6 років тому +41

    mark: the dong on thw dog-
    ME: *CRIED FOR 3 MINUTES S T R A I G H T *

  • @thatmlgpro0678
    @thatmlgpro0678 10 років тому +6

    THE FROG WITH THE DONG WITH THE DOG IN A THONG ON THE LOG IN A CRACK IN THE BACK IN THE SACK IN THE HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!!!!! EVERYBODY!!!! THE FROG WITH THE DONG WITH THE DOG IN A THONG ON THE LOG IN A CRACK IN THE BACK IN THE SACK IN A HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!!!!! 11:24 Cracks me up eri tim

  • @amazingabby3096
    @amazingabby3096 8 років тому +480

    ok. I need help. I told myself no more UA-cam. that was TWO hours ago. it is now 3:03 in the morning. why am I up. someone help. I need someone to turn off my WiFi please. I need help.

    • @aronsteele1169
      @aronsteele1169 8 років тому +4

      amazing abby lol

    • @amazingabby3096
      @amazingabby3096 8 років тому +12

      Hi There I did it again. its 2:00 in the morning. why am I addicted to UA-cam!?!?!? 😦😦😦😦

    • @aronsteele1169
      @aronsteele1169 8 років тому +8

      amazing abby cause its is fun I'm watching markiplier's gta 5 part 2 then going to jacksepticeye gta5

    • @amazingabby3096
      @amazingabby3096 8 років тому +3

      Hi There I finishes that at midnight. I then thought it was a good idea to watch marks until dawn play through. I got freaked and switched to something happier! (this) 😊

    • @amazingabby3096
      @amazingabby3096 8 років тому +7

      Hi There btw, their GTA vids are amazingly hilarious!!!!! I swear I lost like ten pounds from laughing so hard!!!!

  • @bradleymartinez9928
    @bradleymartinez9928 10 років тому +209

    THE FROG WITH A DOG IN DOG IN A CRACK ON A LOG IN A HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!! ALL TOGETHER NOW!! THE FROG WITH A DOG IN DOG IN A CRACK ON A LOG IN A HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!!

    • @looper7159
      @looper7159 10 років тому +26

      the qsigossodrgpxkoelbuhserdsasdvaqiwuebfvcbvskhorynortgijdsnviuwnvbnddasdver in the bottom of the sea

    • @Th3D3vilishBoy
      @Th3D3vilishBoy 10 років тому +23

      "THE FROG WITH A DOG WITH A DONG IN A THONG IN A CRACK ON A LOG IN A HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!!". That is how it goes..

    • @joshuaanderson2955
      @joshuaanderson2955 10 років тому +2

      the. Frog with a dog with a dong in a thing in a crack on a log in a hole at the bottom of the sea this is from mark

    • @aloracamp8661
      @aloracamp8661 10 років тому +1

      The frog with a dog with a dong in a thing in a crack on a log in a hole at the bottom of the sea. ^.^ got it

    • @PedroCosta-qs7wr
      @PedroCosta-qs7wr 10 років тому +1

      IM MESSING UP THE SONG,AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME BECAUSE I HAVE A POTATO ARMY!! MWAHAHWAHAHAH

  • @juliacortez5516
    @juliacortez5516 4 роки тому +18

    10:00 is when it starts getting twice as funny than earlier.

  • @blacktornadow90
    @blacktornadow90 10 років тому +135

    It's red. I think I'm color blind. It looks orange

  • @superboss3758
    @superboss3758 8 років тому +78

    3 years later he never changed lol

  • @chefpeanut6214
    @chefpeanut6214 8 років тому +75

    I remember I had a private class in middle school where my band teacher allowed us to play on the computers because it's a class of 3. Me and my friend always cracked up from this game!

  • @aprilharrigan9032
    @aprilharrigan9032 7 років тому +93

    lets listen to that again shall we? lmao

  • @sillypie22
    @sillypie22 10 років тому +56

    THE FROG WITH A DOG WITH A DONG IN A THONG IN A CRACK ON A LOG IN A HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!! EVERYBODY!!!!! THE FROG WITH A DOG WITH A DONG IN A THONG IN A CRACK ON A LOG IN THE HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD I CANT STOP LAUGHING!! THANK YOU MARK FOR BEING A EXISTING!!!

    • @sillypie22
      @sillypie22 10 років тому

      Bobby Rudock hey that's the song, i didn't see your comment, I'm just going along with the song dude

    • @DrRosenburge
      @DrRosenburge 10 років тому

      That needs to be on a t-shirt.

    • @sillypie22
      @sillypie22 10 років тому

      Yea it does, everyone sgould make it a thing,

    • @SirCaldast
      @SirCaldast 10 років тому

      Sariah Adams
      How about we dont but pretend we did.

    • @Vexner
      @Vexner 10 років тому +1

      repressed summer camp memories returning GOD NO CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • @spookyskeleton6363
    @spookyskeleton6363 10 років тому +19

    MARKIPLIER! (AND WADE)! YOU HAVE BEEN SPOOKED BY THE SPOOKY SKELETON!

  • @izzy1079
    @izzy1079 5 років тому +65

    I didn’t know I pressed the button! I WAS MONOLOGUING!

  • @Spectral352
    @Spectral352 10 років тому +136

    I am 24 and this is what i watch while Dark Souls II is downloading.

  • @derosiflo6524
    @derosiflo6524 10 років тому +14

    He's the orange person in the game and wears orange...illuminati!

    • @anode4014
      @anode4014 10 років тому

      that would be red...

    • @derosiflo6524
      @derosiflo6524 10 років тому +2

      red stands there, but it def. looks like orange :D

    • @SubNaturalZ
      @SubNaturalZ 10 років тому

      DerÖsiFlo the devseadsas GODDAMMIT the develeper is colourblind or it's a problem with his monitor

  • @razzbies3229
    @razzbies3229 9 років тому +171

    Did anyone notice that mark is wearing his team color?

  • @littlebopeep
    @littlebopeep 5 місяців тому +4

    The fact it says red when its clearly orange is driving me crazy

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 9 років тому +79

    Where can I get the Frog In The Thong song as my ringtone?

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 9 років тому +6

      Wow, you took me seriously! XD Thanks!

    • @jjtomecek1623
      @jjtomecek1623 9 років тому +7

      Just have that go off when your in the library, at a job interview, visiting your parents, etc. I'd love to see everyone's reaction.

    • @kylehayes1473
      @kylehayes1473 9 років тому

      I want it as my ringtone! XD

    • @joris10000
      @joris10000 9 років тому

      Dreigonix If you want the ringtone, i'll make you the ringtone.

    • @kylehayes1473
      @kylehayes1473 9 років тому

      Joris lol

  • @KernalGohd
    @KernalGohd 10 років тому +26

    And so it was the day, that Markiplier found out how to use a Fade effect, and enable big head mode via webcam. And there was much rejoicing.

  • @dinkstervonticklefingers1781
    @dinkstervonticklefingers1781 7 років тому +52

    I died when he said "I lost my dong in my thong it went so far into my butt crack and I lost it" LOL THAT KILLED ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @floydangel
    @floydangel 4 роки тому +11

    THE FROG WITH THE DONG AND THE DOG IN A THONG ON A LOG IN A CRACK IN THE SACK IN A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA

  • @tornadomash00
    @tornadomash00 8 років тому +46

    thong part: Red: imma win Blue: im totally gonna win dis red: ...dafuq r our players talking about? blue: oh yeah...*listens* omg wahts a dong? red: donno blue: I'm gonna win *the tub starts* blue: HYA HYA HYA HYA red: NNNNNGH NNGH NGGGGGH NNNNNNGH GRAAAAAUUUUUUGH *red ends up winning and blue gets their head chopped off for losing 5 times to the queen because blue wanted to marry the queen* red: lol

  • @jtmid2000
    @jtmid2000 9 років тому +51

    I have UA-cam red and I listened to this with my phone screen off

    • @jtmid2000
      @jtmid2000 9 років тому +12

      it was glorious

    • @Pankobro
      @Pankobro 9 років тому

      +Jacob Middleton (applebanna9) i can do that without youtube red

    • @jtmid2000
      @jtmid2000 9 років тому

      Good for you. :/

    • @jtmid2000
      @jtmid2000 9 років тому +1

      ***** There's no way in Hell I'd pay for it. I was using the trial. What it gives you: no ads, background play, google play music subscription. Not bad for $9.99/ m, I have to admit.

    • @autumn_2540
      @autumn_2540 9 років тому +1

      me too when I herd those sounds I immediately

  • @AwesomeGirl2017
    @AwesomeGirl2017 10 років тому +62

    Gonna share this with my boys at school XD
    The frog the dong, with the dog with the thong, in the back of the crack in the sack at the bottom of the sea!!! XDDDD LMAO

  • @m.n.m.ink.784
    @m.n.m.ink.784 3 роки тому +4

    I have noticed that When Mark is competing in a game, He is bad at the start, and then he learns and becomes unstoppable towards the middle and until the end.

  • @Fistrike
    @Fistrike 8 років тому +70

    AND the frog andedondebadabadeabade the SEA!

  • @kstormgeistgem461
    @kstormgeistgem461 8 років тому +9

    [buries face in hands] I laughed too hard... My face hurts. Years later and it still makes my face hurt.

    • @Akamaru015
      @Akamaru015 8 років тому +1

      +kstormgeistgem glad im not the only one xD "the frog with a dong with a dog in the thong in the crack on the back in the hole in the bottom of the sea!"

  • @marquis911
    @marquis911 8 років тому +60

    There's a snail on the tail of the frog on the bump of the log that I found at the bottom of the sea.
    And THAT'S the secret of the universe.

    • @ratchetcraft3846
      @ratchetcraft3846 8 років тому +4

      That's from the 8-bit Futurama episode

    • @dzeez7394
      @dzeez7394 7 років тому +2

      RatchetCraft no it's not

    • @Shinobu2022
      @Shinobu2022 7 років тому +1

      Chubbtacular yes it is

    • @agrey-hy2yq
      @agrey-hy2yq 7 років тому +2

      my favorite episode

  • @Munto-Z
    @Munto-Z 25 днів тому

    I remember watching this video when it was first uploaded. Thanks for the memories, Mark! You truly have changed me.

  • @jdd6890
    @jdd6890 10 років тому +46

    This not comedy gold... it's comedy diamond!

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 10 років тому +1

      Comedy ruby

    • @ECG163
      @ECG163 10 років тому +3

      It's actually Comedy Video Games.

    • @mizls.gaming4152
      @mizls.gaming4152 7 років тому

      jdd6890 No it's comedy rare and expensive gems

  • @gabijaimeeL
    @gabijaimeeL 10 років тому +15

    5:35 if i were ur neighbour i ll be like nope dats it i m movin'

    • @gabijaimeeL
      @gabijaimeeL 10 років тому

      srry 5:39

    • @Fma965
      @Fma965 10 років тому

      Ariadne Savannah the hard foam stuff on the wall is for noise cancellation.

    • @gabijaimeeL
      @gabijaimeeL 10 років тому +2

      Scott Allen Omg it was a joke i m not being serious! 0_0

    • @gabijaimeeL
      @gabijaimeeL 10 років тому

      ***** LOL

  • @JTelli786
    @JTelli786 10 років тому +6

    5:40 my dad walks in....then immediately leaves and shuts the door in a hurry...thanks mark and wade :p

  • @sparky-xz1nb
    @sparky-xz1nb 4 роки тому +2

    Wade secretly pretends to be the worst at games but is actually the best. He started to lose on purpose as to not rise suspicion

  • @Ripclaw246
    @Ripclaw246 10 років тому +9

    5:29 Close Your Eyes and Let Your Mind Run

  • @bunny-yi9cj
    @bunny-yi9cj 8 років тому +27

    lol i was eating cereal and the milk squirted out of my nose from all the laughing XD

    • @GumboShrimpin
      @GumboShrimpin 8 років тому +7

      bet that didn't feel good

    • @mojimoji9802
      @mojimoji9802 7 років тому +3

      Diana ortiz same i almost choked while watching these (choking with water)

    • @bac0ntoast
      @bac0ntoast Рік тому

      @@GumboShrimpin kaleb, you have NO idea...

  • @redessencegaming9927
    @redessencegaming9927 8 років тому +456

    is it just me or does the red look very orange

    • @2002sebing
      @2002sebing 8 років тому +1

      RedEssence Gaming No, not really.

    • @redessencegaming9927
      @redessencegaming9927 8 років тому +8

      mon hernz well people see colors differently and it looks more orange than red to me

    • @ashley-ww1rx
      @ashley-ww1rx 8 років тому +6

      RedEssence Gaming its orange

    • @luigigaming7528
      @luigigaming7528 8 років тому +6

      I know right

    • @catriona_
      @catriona_ 8 років тому +5

      okay i was worring for a minute

  • @EvanDowell1213
    @EvanDowell1213 3 роки тому +8

    7:52 Toad joins the party.

  • @gummycubez
    @gummycubez 10 років тому +42

    7:14 Makes me think of the old spice commercials.

  • @hobosorcerer
    @hobosorcerer 10 років тому +28

    "MM TAKE MY BIG HEAD" -Markiplier 2014

    • @Fenriswaffle
      @Fenriswaffle 10 років тому +9

      "I have the biggest head arounnnnnnnd" -Markiplier 2014

  • @arodrago
    @arodrago 10 років тому +76

    Me: FROG WITH A DONG WITH A DOG IN A THONG IN A CRACK IN THE LOG IN THE HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA! Mom: Honey, what are you singing? Me: FROGWITHADONGWITHADOGINATHONGINACRACKINTHELOGINTHEHOLRATTHRBOTTOMOFTHESEA!!! Mom: hone- Me: AJRJhhw:&;&+!+&:&;$jJajjsjjJzjajJwjjJajJjjjHaJajajAtTheBOTtoMoFtHeSeA!! Mom: H- Me: (making sounds that no human can make) Mom: ...... (leaves room)

    • @neon_solstice_76
      @neon_solstice_76 10 років тому +12

      Sounds like a normal Thursday night

    • @DrewKnowlton
      @DrewKnowlton 10 років тому +8

      Mom: ARE YOU AL- you: gejahhsjrikeoeoeijeeheiiririirjjrrjjuhyrhtjuduisisisisiusjsjjejejehotdogjskdjjdjdjsioshoqoaojskfrogdongjsjdjshdhjdjdjdjjdjjdjssnsjjdjdjjdjdjdjdjdjddjdjjdjdjsjshsb *explodes* Mom: HOLY $&@# you: gdujehejejidufjdhdhhehshdheheudhdhdhehdhdhdhejejejeududueue Mom: WHAT THE
      $&@#! YOUR DEAD!

    • @Ameliaorate_
      @Ameliaorate_ 10 років тому +2

      I recommend drugs.

    • @Notchella1
      @Notchella1 10 років тому +2

      I dare you to sing that in school

    • @celinederpherp7390
      @celinederpherp7390 10 років тому

      ALIENS!

  • @arrrnora
    @arrrnora 5 років тому +14

    Markiplier: Everyone do it with me!
    Me: tHe fRoG wItH tHe dO
    markiplier: no stop nevermind.

  • @Duskwing472
    @Duskwing472 7 років тому +34

    i was reading the subtitles, and when wade said; "i'll get you next time markiplier'', the subtitles said; i'll get you next time MERKEL. i think merkel is a great new name for mark

  • @elangelang9742
    @elangelang9742 9 років тому +100

    Mark was wearing orange also

  • @0_dearghealach_083
    @0_dearghealach_083 Рік тому +3

    Wade may have lost his hair, but he has gained a beard.
    And also is generally awesome :3 We love ya Wade

  • @Bone_fist
    @Bone_fist Рік тому +4

    This was the first Markiplier video I ever watched

  • @sharistettner873
    @sharistettner873 10 років тому +19

    5:39 close ur eyes and imagine an Japanese anime

    • @darkjak4100
      @darkjak4100 10 років тому +2

      anime is japanese so that was unneeded

    • @WiccanSpiritWolves
      @WiccanSpiritWolves 10 років тому

      History's Strongest Prince not true. There's Chinese anime also.

    • @darkjak4100
      @darkjak4100 10 років тому

      when you think anime, most of the time japan is what comes to mind

    • @mysteriousman1303
      @mysteriousman1303 10 років тому

      Wiccan Spirit Wolves Anime actually used to be called japanime from what I heard so there.

    • @WiccanSpiritWolves
      @WiccanSpiritWolves 10 років тому

      History's Strongest Prince that's like saying there is no Chinese manga. There is Chinese anime it just sucks ass compared to Japanese anime. Japan was the first to make anime. Do research before you try to refute somones comments.

  • @theamazingtommo
    @theamazingtommo 4 місяці тому +3

    I would love to see them play this again in 2024!

  • @wolfgirl5660
    @wolfgirl5660 7 років тому +17

    man that rime was just jibberish until he said the bottom of the sea

  • @desmondrebadavia7971
    @desmondrebadavia7971 6 років тому +36

    *flips table
    "Oh I win"

    • @heihogreenzx4704
      @heihogreenzx4704 3 роки тому

      *Teach them a lesson (Flip table)
      *Teach them a lesson AGAIN (Flip table)

  • @littleliv_
    @littleliv_ 9 років тому +22

    The "red" was so clearly orange I'm actually uncomfortable

  • @ctrlaltdeleteus6679
    @ctrlaltdeleteus6679 9 років тому +15

    Does anyone else put on a long video of Mark's and then fall asleep to it? I do that,his voice is so soothing and it actually puts me to sleep!

    • @beef5able
      @beef5able 9 років тому

      That's not creepy at all

    • @ctrlaltdeleteus6679
      @ctrlaltdeleteus6679 9 років тому +4

      1337 Burrito Shhh child...

    • @ctrlaltdeleteus6679
      @ctrlaltdeleteus6679 9 років тому

      Madison Lenart Uhh I'm sorry but I was just curious

    • @dewwy7369
      @dewwy7369 9 років тому

      I have done that, sometimes I'll put on the 12hr slapsgiving live stream and wake up to it haha, its not creepy, its just like listening to an audiobook

    • @ctrlaltdeleteus6679
      @ctrlaltdeleteus6679 9 років тому

      Exactly!

  • @radicallarry4244
    @radicallarry4244 8 років тому +96

    Wade looks so much different without a beard

  • @mrdabss
    @mrdabss 6 років тому +10

    I feel like Wade was losing purposely later in the video because he felt bad for Mark lmao

  • @Kashthemanlymoneyman
    @Kashthemanlymoneyman 4 роки тому +11

    Watching this in 2020, cured my depression for now

    • @vic_x
      @vic_x 4 роки тому +1

      2021 and mark hasn’t changed at all lmao

  • @faet7275
    @faet7275 8 років тому +8

    I'm gonna sing that to all of children

  • @penguin0616
    @penguin0616 8 років тому +4

    "Lets listen to that again, shall we?"
    Didn't notice until that part.

  • @Sphemus
    @Sphemus 5 місяців тому +1

    10:25 Now this is where Mark & Wade become absolutely cracked at poetry.

  • @COSGUK
    @COSGUK 10 років тому +23

    Oh boys and their toys XD I love how the screen says red wins when it's clearly Orange XD

    • @fancifulspoon8094
      @fancifulspoon8094 10 років тому +3

      ye the dev must be colorblind

    • @Mdude123456789
      @Mdude123456789 10 років тому

      Diego Valdez *Yea, thy dev must be colorblind

    • @PedroCosta-qs7wr
      @PedroCosta-qs7wr 10 років тому

      Mdude360 Yea,the* dev must be colorblind.

    • @tobyhunt2127
      @tobyhunt2127 10 років тому +1

      Diego Valdez Lots of games use off-red shades of orange. Its easier to contrast. Most people consider red and blue polar opposites, but on the color wheel, orange is blue's opposite. Basically, to the developer, it just made sense.

    • @girlyfairy1
      @girlyfairy1 10 років тому

      "orange wins"

  • @stupidity564
    @stupidity564 6 років тому +12

    One day a duck went up to a lemonade sand went to the man running the stand
    Hey *GOT ANY TABLES*
    STARTS PLAYING TUG OF WAR FOR TABLE
    *INTENSE MUSIC*

  • @neilthegrassbison458
    @neilthegrassbison458 6 років тому +8

    the video wouldn't load for a while but I had a great time staring at the thumbnail

  • @xvitalking6413
    @xvitalking6413 2 роки тому +1

    5:38 this just makes me laugh so hard for no reason

  • @ScoutBostonAnonStuds
    @ScoutBostonAnonStuds 10 років тому +65

    Wade-demption, until 7 minutes in the video