Table Tug 2: COMEDY PLATINUM**

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  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  9 років тому +1542

    I want SO MANY MORE of these games for when Wade comes to LA!! And Tyler! And BOB!! FRIENDS SHALL BE HERE HURRAY!!

  • @Draconicus702
    @Draconicus702 4 роки тому +71

    6:03 i can't get enough of tiny headed Wade's rage😂
    He looks and sounds so freaking hilarious🤣

  • @Nightmare-km1xy
    @Nightmare-km1xy 8 років тому +586

    Ahhh yes, the ol' badger milk engine. I never knew why we abandoned such efficient technology.

    • @_coffeeolic_
      @_coffeeolic_ 8 років тому +1

      IKR

    • @dawsonlaughren730
      @dawsonlaughren730 8 років тому +3

      Animal cruelty activist

    • @nrookie
      @nrookie 8 років тому +2

      Check your facts people! There was never a badger milk engine it was a RABBIT milk engine.

    • @kavinl1398
      @kavinl1398 8 років тому +1

      Late squad!!

    • @jamari1683
      @jamari1683 8 років тому +1

      IKR THE ECONOMY THESE DAYS

  • @fishfood4two717
    @fishfood4two717 9 років тому +174

    Yup. I just learned this yesterday. The titanic ran on 100% badger milk. Learn your basic history, WADE!!!

  • @MrMuselk
    @MrMuselk 10 років тому +333

    This is 10x better to watch while drunk

    • @f00dz72
      @f00dz72 10 років тому +8

      Notice me Muselk

    • @unonen
      @unonen 10 років тому +2

      IT'S MY WAIFU

    • @absolutelynobody8465
      @absolutelynobody8465 10 років тому +3

      indeed :)
      And hi Muselk

    • @Taemer
      @Taemer 10 років тому +1

      Hi muselk

    • @steeledminer616
      @steeledminer616 10 років тому +4

      Ohey, I didn't know you were subbed to Markiplier!

  • @dourecognizemefrom2014
    @dourecognizemefrom2014 10 років тому +292

    The commercial before I watched this scolded me for watching people play video games online...

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 10 років тому +10

      Better than watching a shitty Chuck Lorre ripoff at least.

    • @goldendragon68
      @goldendragon68 9 років тому +1

      Wait, really? That's a commercial? :O

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 9 років тому +1

      MusicalPorpoise *Undatable*: it's a crappy sitcom trying to imitate Chuck Lorre, but without his habit of finding good directors and casts.

    • @goldendragon68
      @goldendragon68 9 років тому

      Distracted Globe Productions Haha, I don't know who Chuck Lorre is either. :B

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 9 років тому

      MusicalPorpoise *Two-and-a-Half Men*, *Big Bang Theory*, *Mike & Molly*--he writes a lot of sitcoms.
      His writing's not so good, but he gets great directors and casts.

  • @imapotato.6085
    @imapotato.6085 9 років тому +242

    "I don't care if I have this many balls in my face!"
    -Markimoo, 2014

  • @mookipfisto
    @mookipfisto 10 років тому +74

    "COMEDY BETTER-THAN-GOLD"? Wouldn't that be platinum?

    • @PhoenixofEclipse
      @PhoenixofEclipse 10 років тому +2

      that was my first thought when i saw the title.

    • @pacobell97
      @pacobell97 10 років тому +1

      Or hydrogen metal cause it is better than platinum.

    • @mookipfisto
      @mookipfisto 10 років тому

      i am it Well eeeeexcuse me metal scientist, That doesn't even have proper grammar.

    • @pacobell97
      @pacobell97 10 років тому

      mookipfisto first i am not a material scientist (metal science) i study organic chemistry.As for the grammar that was no mistake but thanks for pointing that out.

    • @pacobell97
      @pacobell97 10 років тому

      ***** great suggestions but francium is still king of hard to get metals it only has a half life of 22mins so it is ultra rare.

  • @mokeythemouse9676
    @mokeythemouse9676 4 роки тому +18

    Wade has the most expressive face I've ever seen

  • @mediummememaster3754
    @mediummememaster3754 8 років тому +305

    Within the first 25 seconds of this video wade predicted Donald Trump

    • @mediummememaster3754
      @mediummememaster3754 8 років тому +39

      "you see/ his haircut? he'll clearly never be a good politician"

    • @kavinl1398
      @kavinl1398 8 років тому +4

      Late squ- HOW THE FUCK?!

    • @kavinl1398
      @kavinl1398 8 років тому +4

      +Fflaree predicted Donald trump= OMG HOW

    • @mediummememaster3754
      @mediummememaster3754 8 років тому +1

      Kavin Lengsavat he also said that line in a very bad donald trump voice

    • @kavinl1398
      @kavinl1398 8 років тому

      +Medium Gamemaster no because if this comment was 2015 you predicted the future because Donald trump is in the lead with Hillary

  • @InfernalMonsoon
    @InfernalMonsoon 10 років тому +344

    New Markiplier Comedy Sequel Themes:
    Table Tug 3: Comedy Palladium
    Table Tug 4: Comedy Tungsten
    Table Tug 5: Comedy Polonium
    Table Tug 6: Comedy Yttrium
    Table Tug 7: Comedy Thallium
    Science is so great.

    • @811brian
      @811brian 10 років тому +11

      Comedy Osmium?

    • @InfernalMonsoon
      @InfernalMonsoon 10 років тому +10

      Brian Colborn Just throw in the entire periodic table and then some, it would do the job nicely!

    • @alexk6516
      @alexk6516 10 років тому +12

      DarkStarAngelo comedy uranium

    • @alexk6516
      @alexk6516 10 років тому +1

      DarkStarAngelo comedy uranium

    • @Sloveniacountry
      @Sloveniacountry 10 років тому +7

      Comedy Plutonium

  • @tadasmiseikis8991
    @tadasmiseikis8991 9 років тому +12

    "Oh, there's my head!"
    Famous last words from,
    LordMinion777
    Oh and Mark "Why are there balls in my face?!?!?!?"

  • @balzenhazelnut
    @balzenhazelnut 10 років тому +61

    The Titenic. JONTRON REFERENCE.

    • @larissa3207
      @larissa3207 9 років тому

      Ha humbugium! Comedy radium

    • @FrozenPhotonX_X
      @FrozenPhotonX_X 9 років тому

      ***** Man, 1910 times were SCAAAAAAAAARY!

    • @balzenhazelnut
      @balzenhazelnut 9 років тому

      Wingmaster 87 I get it!
      *pause*
      I DON'T GET IT

    • @FrozenPhotonX_X
      @FrozenPhotonX_X 9 років тому

      ***** But... the others
      *WWTBAM music*
      FUCK IT.

    • @balzenhazelnut
      @balzenhazelnut 9 років тому

      Wingmaster 87 An NES game, based on Titanic, the movie. The movie! :)
      THE MOVIE!!!!! D:

  • @MetalWolf426
    @MetalWolf426 10 років тому +22

    Dear Mark,
    The intro to this video was a little ironic because my dog actually DID die a couple days ago. Thank you for being the only thing to make me genuinely laugh and smile since it's happened.
    ~ A fan

  • @laghingcast
    @laghingcast 10 років тому +11

    0:00 Mark: "Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and..."
    2:00 Us: Oh look, they made it to the main menu!

  • @frostcyclone1842
    @frostcyclone1842 5 років тому +33

    Wade: his leg hit us in the face...
    Mark: uh that wasn’t his leg-
    Wade: *spongegar meme*

    • @Suo_kongque
      @Suo_kongque 4 роки тому

      We have same prof pic

    • @lmao7243
      @lmao7243 4 роки тому +1

      @@Suo_kongque Not anymore.

  • @RileyMastersgeekychick2000
    @RileyMastersgeekychick2000 10 років тому +113

    Hey mark! You should make a history lesson on the titanic and all its badger milk XD

    • @greg5093
      @greg5093 10 років тому +3

      no kiddies! didnt anyone ever teach you! its not just the milk! its the soliva of the badgers and the tears of starving workers! people are just so dumb these days!

    • @BeaniethemanMixes
      @BeaniethemanMixes 10 років тому +3

      allen tipton lay of the cough medicine man

    • @trinityb2884
      @trinityb2884 10 років тому +2

      Everyone knows about badger milk, I guess schools don't teach about it anymore......

    • @RileyMastersgeekychick2000
      @RileyMastersgeekychick2000 10 років тому +3

      Nope. Mark needs to. Come teach history at my school

    • @trinityb2884
      @trinityb2884 10 років тому +1

      i would love for him to teach history at my school, ok we need to make this happen

  • @wolfjedisamuel
    @wolfjedisamuel 10 років тому +49

    Badger milk taste like chicken...What the hell is Badger milk!?!?!?!
    What ever, when it comes to Mark and Wade, sense gets thrown out the window.

    • @NationalDevin
      @NationalDevin 10 років тому +9

      it's a reference to the "Animal" movie that came out in the late 90's, with Rob Schneider. In the movie, they show a commercial of a badger, getting it's nipples suctioned for their milk, because Badger milk shakes were all the rage for muscle builders. xD

    • @wolfjedisamuel
      @wolfjedisamuel 10 років тому

      DevinNation OH YEAH! I believe you're right. I think I remember that. vaguely though, but I do remember "The Animal"

    • @sedora
      @sedora 10 років тому +1

      It's the stuff that fuels the titanic

    • @Yeetles556
      @Yeetles556 10 років тому

      Badger milk

    • @lillithmalice7866
      @lillithmalice7866 10 років тому

      WOLF!!! What are you doing here!?

  • @matttaylor1996
    @matttaylor1996 10 років тому +10

    10:40 when mark "covers" his eyes one is open looking xD

    • @matttaylor1996
      @matttaylor1996 10 років тому +2

      just got to the part where he admitted it...

    • @whenywawa9804
      @whenywawa9804 10 років тому +1

      Should of just deleted the comment

  • @Monister
    @Monister 9 років тому +161

    WADE's head BOBS to the beat at the end, let's MARK that down
    sorry

  • @Drkwnd-sv1oe
    @Drkwnd-sv1oe 10 років тому +35

    My plans for this week:
    Walk up to a stranger, look him/her in the eye (with the most serious face possible) and say
    "It's all badger milk."
    And then walk away like nothing ever happened.

    • @Drkwnd-sv1oe
      @Drkwnd-sv1oe 10 років тому

      Juli Arr ah sadly I didn't go out this weekend. But I did manage to go to the mall and stare some people directly in the eye. And scare the crap outa some little kids, which I apologized for.

    • @Drkwnd-sv1oe
      @Drkwnd-sv1oe 10 років тому +3

      There we go! I'm pretty sure I almost got about 20 restraining orders...

    • @kazerktx1619
      @kazerktx1619 10 років тому +1

      I subbed just 4 that 1 comment XD LOL

    • @ChaosWitchAnna
      @ChaosWitchAnna 2 роки тому +1

      I know this plan was hatched 7 yrs ago but I will gladly be keeping this tradition alive as of today!! (I work in customer service and absolutely WILL be doing this to my regulars 😂😂)

  • @CaydeSmax
    @CaydeSmax 9 років тому +267

    warning : when watching this vid don't drink any thing, especially alcohol, as you may choke or having it come up through your nose...

    • @dawnw3203
      @dawnw3203 9 років тому

      xD especially milk :P

    • @CaydeSmax
      @CaydeSmax 9 років тому +1

      Music4life08
      but milk doesn't burn !
      ;)

    • @dawnw3203
      @dawnw3203 9 років тому

      +Milo spesh ohhh... True
      (≧∇≦)/ I iz sorry (◎ー◎)
      :P

    • @CaydeSmax
      @CaydeSmax 9 років тому

      *****
      lolwut

    • @rosemc6263
      @rosemc6263 9 років тому

      Oh no

  • @kaitlyndyer8628
    @kaitlyndyer8628 10 років тому +70

    No my Markikins is sick again please stay with us and never die without me I will be with you forever but bob and wade they douches but they are kinda funny but you are the best :D

  • @CloudsGirl7
    @CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому +5

    4:06
    Mark: "This is every fangirl's dream!"
    Wade: * is ready to mate, apparently *

  • @GamingWithCubby
    @GamingWithCubby 10 років тому +101

    I'm thirsty.
    Time for some good old Badger milk.

    • @StupidMarioBros1Fan
      @StupidMarioBros1Fan 10 років тому +9

      Your profile pic makes that comment so much better. xD

    • @eyelessjack5295
      @eyelessjack5295 10 років тому +1

      StupidMarioBros1Fan XD yeah it does XD

    • @restinpeas1284
      @restinpeas1284 10 років тому +7

      Make sure you don't drink the stuff from the engine, nobody likes that stuff

    • @nicholasmahoney5653
      @nicholasmahoney5653 10 років тому +4

      Yeah because everyone knows the tit-tanic ran off of badger milk (history 101 guys)

    • @lordjoerilen8387
      @lordjoerilen8387 10 років тому

      i want too

  • @thegirlwiththatface
    @thegirlwiththatface 10 років тому +44

    Mark I love the way you edited this video xD it probably went from a 10/10 to like 2957290/10 and therefore you have broken the scale of awesome.

    • @KidScion
      @KidScion 10 років тому +2

      It's an 11,
      Out of a possible 5.

    • @_zander1025
      @_zander1025 10 років тому +10

      On a scale of 1 to ten he is Peter Capaldi (like if you know what I'm referencing)

    • @klystron2010
      @klystron2010 10 років тому +1

      zander1025 So... 12?

    • @bigyeedhaw
      @bigyeedhaw 10 років тому +1

      zander1025 so a 13 maybe 13.5 depending on if you watched the 50th anniversary..? If my math is right.

    • @TheMysteriousCone
      @TheMysteriousCone 10 років тому

      zander1025 12th doctor

  • @JustTadfoolThings
    @JustTadfoolThings 4 роки тому +3

    Legend has it they're still making intros....

  • @samanthathepinkjaguar4606
    @samanthathepinkjaguar4606 9 років тому +47

    HEY GUYS. YOU MADE THIS SONG.
    The frog with the dong with the dog in a thong on the log in a crack in the back in the sack in the hole in the bottom of the sea!!!!!
    STILL THE BEST IN 2015

    • @demomainlol2630
      @demomainlol2630 7 років тому +1

      best song ever

    • @anotherawfulmeme4310
      @anotherawfulmeme4310 7 років тому

      Samantha The Pink Jaguar still the best in 2017

    • @benthomason3307
      @benthomason3307 6 років тому

      a better arrangement would be: the dog on the log with the frog with the dong in the thong with a crack in the back of the sack in the hole at the bottom of the sea.

  • @Mrsinfernalbane94
    @Mrsinfernalbane94 10 років тому +43

    the frog with the dong with the dog in a thong in the crack in the back of the bottom of the sea XD

    • @evilhappy1461
      @evilhappy1461 10 років тому +1

      chilly raptor She is not a baka she meant to do that

    • @jacobmuasau5193
      @jacobmuasau5193 10 років тому +1

      Obama.

    • @morg1012
      @morg1012 10 років тому +1

      Jacob Muasau we don't use that kind of language here!

    • @jacobmuasau5193
      @jacobmuasau5193 10 років тому +1

      Ritsu Lover 〈3 I'm sorry. (:-(

    • @siegwardinspirit
      @siegwardinspirit 10 років тому

      Wait,are you talking about an arse chair?

  • @Toast_Sandwich
    @Toast_Sandwich 4 роки тому +4

    6 years ago.
    This aged like delicious butter.

  • @joshotheponcho3360
    @joshotheponcho3360 8 років тому +9

    I don't care if I have this many balls in my face- Markiplier 2015

  • @Evan_2-the_sequel
    @Evan_2-the_sequel 4 роки тому +3

    "His leg hit us in the face!"
    "That wasn't his leg..."
    "UUUUUUAAAAAAAAGH"

  • @theworldforgamers
    @theworldforgamers 10 років тому +12

    i remember very distinctly that the TiTanic ran on pure 100% badger milk

    • @jacobmuasau5193
      @jacobmuasau5193 10 років тому +3

      Yes! Those young badgers would swim for miles chasing after that ship!

  • @caylavega855
    @caylavega855 8 років тому +3

    10:42. LMAO! This is just one of the reasons I love mark lol

  • @alyssaapoc
    @alyssaapoc 9 років тому +8

    6:11 - 6:33 is comedy GOLD! Laughed so hard I snorted!!!

  • @aliejones543
    @aliejones543 7 років тому +2

    “Have you seen his haircut? He’ll never be a good politician” ...

  • @TheMasterOfDooM
    @TheMasterOfDooM 10 років тому +70

    How many of these type games exist? I mean was this guy like bored in flash for a day making whatever random sport-like idea came to mind?

    • @isaacdarkness
      @isaacdarkness 10 років тому +5

      Joy of Creation my Friend :3

    • @tigercrop28
      @tigercrop28 10 років тому +1

      More like black magic. (Notice me senpai)

    • @ThrowawayMavis
      @ThrowawayMavis 10 років тому

      Soccer Physics

    • @Taliyaru
      @Taliyaru 10 років тому

      Most likely, screw that your 100% right P.S. love your videos.

    • @awkwardartistarchive4826
      @awkwardartistarchive4826 10 років тому

      actually theres 2 moar that i know of

  • @nigelthornberry3130
    @nigelthornberry3130 10 років тому +38

    1:56 to skip the bullshit at the start.

  • @MsRuffledfeathers
    @MsRuffledfeathers 10 років тому +7

    Mark is sick and Wade is sleep deprived.
    AND THE CHORUS SWELLS.

  • @ceciliavis7556
    @ceciliavis7556 8 років тому +6

    How have I not seen this? I've watched all of the other similar videos to this at least 10 times, haha

  • @lorddjgoliath1809
    @lorddjgoliath1809 9 років тому +28

    This video is almost a year old, and I've seen it about four times now. I just noticed that Mark is wearing a Game Grumps t-shirt. I'm slower than a three-legged turtle sometimes.

  • @Sweetbites-
    @Sweetbites- 10 років тому +63

    Yum badger milk...
    IT EXPLODES IN UR TASTE BUDS
    I'm srry. Its hard making a good comment these days 3:

    • @CairnOwO
      @CairnOwO 10 років тому +33

      Are you sure it's hard?
      You sure you're sure.
      Just look.
      Morgan Freeman
      Pinhead
      Dirty Dan
      Titty sprinkles
      Porn
      Sloppy, sweaty sex(an unnecessary image of that went through your mind)
      Markiplier
      Cry
      Pewds
      Ken
      Puppies
      Ball shots
      And you're sure making a good comment is hard?
      Pfft
      Look at this epicosity
      Not sure if I spelled that right
      This thing is long
      Like my
      Driveway
      You thought I was gonna say dick
      Dirty buddy
      Farting unicorns
      Pixie dust
      The Krabby Patty secret formula is...

    • @Sweetbites-
      @Sweetbites- 10 років тому +4

      weredragon100 ......
      Holy sh*t
      Comment god! :o

    • @levelup9251
      @levelup9251 10 років тому

      weredragon100 .......wow......

    • @annaratley4455
      @annaratley4455 10 років тому

      Oh my gosh X,D

    • @AbandonedSarlac327
      @AbandonedSarlac327 10 років тому

      weredragon100 o-mi-guh that was awesome :0

  • @AlexGreenio
    @AlexGreenio 10 років тому +13

    Markiplier should get paid for playing these games... I have played like every game he played because of him. Everything from table tug to 5 nights at freddy's

    • @0wenkart
      @0wenkart 10 років тому +19

      He does get paid by UA-cam

    • @AlexGreenio
      @AlexGreenio 10 років тому +4

      No, I mean by the game producers

    • @lisenpai4942
      @lisenpai4942 10 років тому

      But then his gonna be rich and I will be jelly :p

    • @AlexGreenio
      @AlexGreenio 10 років тому

      *NEVERMIND* You don't get what I'm saying :P

  • @mckenna5446
    @mckenna5446 6 років тому +3

    “Have u *seen* his haircut”
    Says wade

  • @guslindell3367
    @guslindell3367 10 років тому +22

    Wow Wayde! Mark really... TURNED THE TABLES ON YOU!!!!! Hahahaha... where is my life

    • @wsxokm1200
      @wsxokm1200 9 років тому

      Lost in UA-cam

    • @jacewest4592
      @jacewest4592 9 років тому +1

      In my booooooootttttyyyyyyyy

    • @jacewest4592
      @jacewest4592 9 років тому

      Jace WeSt r

    • @cah137-y4s
      @cah137-y4s 9 років тому +3

      Gus Lindell It's in the dong in the thong on the log in the crack in the back in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

    • @skylarbuzzell5121
      @skylarbuzzell5121 9 років тому

      Christoph TSS u my sir are a genius

  • @MiniMibani
    @MiniMibani 10 років тому +12

    Badger milk is the only reason I'm more than 4 feet.

  • @gwrath7
    @gwrath7 9 років тому +29

    "the tit-tanic ran on 100% badger milk, i thought you learned this in history?" - Markiplier

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 8 років тому +3

      "No, I must have been sick that day!"

  • @tylerhouston31
    @tylerhouston31 2 роки тому +1

    I am happy to say Wade is less creepy now. He's still a bit creepy but his baldness offsets it.

  • @Q8Bart
    @Q8Bart 10 років тому +11

    Markiplier for president and Wade for first lady :D

    • @JohnEgbert
      @JohnEgbert 10 років тому +6

      I so agreeeee except for one thing.... Wade is married... And we ALLL know what that means!
      MARKIMASH FOR LIFE!MARKIMASH FOR LIFE!MARKIMASH FOR LIFE!MARKIMASH FOR LIFE!MARKIMASH FOR LIFE!
      MARKIMASH FOR LIFE! MARKIMASH FOR LIFE! MARKIMASH FOR LIFE! MARKIMASH FOR LIFE!MARKIMASH FOR LIFE!
      Yamimash would be First Lady C:

    • @Natibebe
      @Natibebe 10 років тому

      brianna hund the. First lady can also be the daughter of the pres. Wade is first lady then. Jk

  • @AlMeZero
    @AlMeZero 9 років тому +29

    T-T-T-Titenic?
    HEY GUYS LOOK MARK MADE A MISTAKE ON THE INTERNET!
    Oh god I started a Llama fight

    • @AlMeZero
      @AlMeZero 9 років тому +2

      ***** Please tell me you aren't being serious right now...

    • @hyberhyb
      @hyberhyb 9 років тому +2

      Look it up

    • @Serumgames
      @Serumgames 9 років тому

      Golden Freddy Gaming aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @TheGoofyLlama
      @TheGoofyLlama 9 років тому

      Real Original User Name Bro, its a reference, lol idiot

    • @AlMeZero
      @AlMeZero 9 років тому +1

      The Goofy Llama Before you go calling someone an idiot, I know it's a reference. JonTron. I was ALSO referring to JonTron, watch Titenic again until where Jon sees the typo, and watch the *entire* scene. Jeeezuz.

  • @ghostlyaurora
    @ghostlyaurora 10 років тому +13

    Badger milk? Oh my god. XD My brain can't un-see what I just imagined.

    • @gamertilsonrise
      @gamertilsonrise 10 років тому

      Jeff Dunham, your comodo dragon milk joke just got slaughtered.

    • @gabrielgannon9770
      @gabrielgannon9770 10 років тому

      Wow were you sick the day thdy talked about that in history it was the day after how unicorns and what there horns are used for

    • @gamertilsonrise
      @gamertilsonrise 10 років тому

      I remember that! That lesson made me uni-horny.
      That is a grade-A Wade-style joke right there.

  • @expletorystar48
    @expletorystar48 6 років тому +1

    The cool thing is that when the game went upside down the face cam went upside down as well, i LOVE that

  • @bencunningham7286
    @bencunningham7286 10 років тому +4

    9:10 It was totally badger milk.

  • @MirrorMare
    @MirrorMare 10 років тому +36

    WADE YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO WIN!!

    • @MirrorMare
      @MirrorMare 10 років тому +7

      ***** And the real TBT is nice to EVERYONE! Especially Mark's friends :D

    • @SeraphCyan
      @SeraphCyan 10 років тому +2

      I like ur pic

    • @brookeash2889
      @brookeash2889 10 років тому +1

      TINY BOX TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @ezyom9244
      @ezyom9244 10 років тому +1

      TINY BOX TIM U MUST OF HAD A MAGICAL ADVENTURE *trying to be markiplier*

    • @UPWNU
      @UPWNU 10 років тому

      ***** To correct you mean an extra warfstache.... lel. :P

  • @mrwatermelon7867
    @mrwatermelon7867 10 років тому +21

    Since i have the humor of a five year old this is very funny to me! XD

    • @InfernalMonsoon
      @InfernalMonsoon 10 років тому +3

      Everybody has the humour of a five year old in some part of their very being, I especially do as well so you're not the only one! o/

    • @maybeuchuu
      @maybeuchuu 10 років тому +1

      KITTEH!

    • @narsie3326
      @narsie3326 10 років тому

      DarkStarAngelo we all knew that

  • @wulfylol8366
    @wulfylol8366 8 років тому +1

    10:55 BEST PEEK EVER XD NICE JOB MARK

  • @flawlessmind3017
    @flawlessmind3017 4 роки тому +4

    this is posted during the Unus Annus Stream and with these final words i would like to say goodbye to mark, in all of his glorry.
    We will all miss you and there will never be someone to replace you.
    And as allways memori mortis and carpé diem . and most of all UNUS ANNUS.

    • @TheXboxCreeper
      @TheXboxCreeper 4 роки тому +3

      People who look back at this comment might be so confused, glad Im not gonna be one of them memento mori Unus Annus

  • @infamoussloth322
    @infamoussloth322 10 років тому +27

    I laughed so hard, milk burst out my nipples.

    • @MDPToaster
      @MDPToaster 10 років тому +9

      I laughed so hard that my head caught on fire...
      Are we on the same level?

    • @suwanmild5052
      @suwanmild5052 10 років тому +1

      A sloths life...

    • @nienkeevanvilvoorde2191
      @nienkeevanvilvoorde2191 10 років тому +8

      Are you a milk jesus?

    • @omegahpink
      @omegahpink 10 років тому

      ._____.

    • @jamesrose313
      @jamesrose313 10 років тому

      ...YOUUUUUU.
      YOUUUU....
      We meet against, Delson..

  • @chloemoon5347
    @chloemoon5347 8 років тому +19

    Lmao I died when Mark pretended to cover his eyes 😂😂

    • @Devonimp
      @Devonimp 8 років тому +2

      Then lost XD That was the best.

  • @landonletterman831
    @landonletterman831 4 роки тому +2

    Wade looks like Mark Zuckerberg, if he hadn't invented Facebook.

  • @SW-ef5oy
    @SW-ef5oy 9 років тому +3

    6:48-6:56
    Well I guess the tables have turned...

  • @cooperdunsmore1478
    @cooperdunsmore1478 9 років тому +17

    Hey, isn't it ironic that Wade had to press "W"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Please say I wasn't the only one that noticed that?

  • @ZVelzy
    @ZVelzy 10 років тому +10

    They've lost it. They have finally lost it.

    • @OhSoSeptical
      @OhSoSeptical 10 років тому +8

      get a time machine dude. they lost it a LONG time ago

    • @ZVelzy
      @ZVelzy 10 років тому

      Eh good point.

    • @GarethJason
      @GarethJason 10 років тому +1

      They have to have something to lose first dude. :P

    • @Makkeeee
      @Makkeeee 10 років тому +1

      Nick McKay /)

  • @johngilliii7970
    @johngilliii7970 2 роки тому +1

    I need a full on history lesson about badger milk engines and their use on the Titanic

  • @ninjaedman1
    @ninjaedman1 10 років тому +7

    Tug table 3: comedy titanium
    Tug table 4: comedy magnesium
    Tug table 5: comedy carbon fibre
    Tug table 6: comedy carbo-tanium
    Yes, carbo-tanium is a real thing. It's made by Pagani Automobili A.K.A Pagani

    • @acousticbruiser19
      @acousticbruiser19 10 років тому

      Do we have a car enthusiast?? :D

    • @michellelong2959
      @michellelong2959 10 років тому

      ***** yes, yes you do. Now name anything you want to know. (Mostly)

    • @ninjaedman1
      @ninjaedman1 10 років тому

      Michelle Long sorry, just to let you know, this is my real account, Michelle long is a different one. Just toshin' to clear up any confusion.

    • @acousticbruiser19
      @acousticbruiser19 10 років тому

      ninjaedman1 Okay… Domestic or Import?

    • @michellelong2959
      @michellelong2959 10 років тому

      ***** both.

  • @gorgeousfreeman1318
    @gorgeousfreeman1318 10 років тому +13

    Drunk tug the table

  • @humanlady2053
    @humanlady2053 8 років тому +1

    The beginning killed me I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe

  • @legoreview3000
    @legoreview3000 10 років тому +22

    whoa wait wait wait did wade say mark doesnt have any pants on

    • @klystron2010
      @klystron2010 10 років тому +25

      He doesn't wear pants most of the time when recording.

    • @normiex8990
      @normiex8990 10 років тому +3

      *****
      wouldn't that be awkward with person in ur house

    • @nik12937
      @nik12937 10 років тому +2

      ***** Psh, I have no problem with being pants-less, you've still got underwear.

    • @TappInCharr
      @TappInCharr 10 років тому +6

      Mark alwayz plays pant less, thats how hes so good

    • @MarioQuinteroCM
      @MarioQuinteroCM 10 років тому +9

      PixelPugGaming They're best friends, who cares? If you can't be pantless infront of your best friend then s/he's not your best friend

  • @IntrinsicallySomnia
    @IntrinsicallySomnia 9 років тому +3

    7:14 Because that is totally vertical. XD

  • @jackandsierra-gamingreacti5550
    @jackandsierra-gamingreacti5550 8 років тому +5

    Yeah, I learned about badger milk today in school

  • @julianrobles345
    @julianrobles345 8 років тому +2

    at the begging I was like why is Mark cheering when he's loseing then I found that he was blue

  • @fishyjeun8880
    @fishyjeun8880 10 років тому +21

    Let's start a story
    So the awesome Markiplier was making a new epic video when

    • @gabrielmaisonet2843
      @gabrielmaisonet2843 10 років тому +6

      Not even an Epilogue...

    • @weeworldmaster101
      @weeworldmaster101 10 років тому +6

      He gets randomly telaported to a desert and darude sandstorm starts playing as a actual sandstorm heads his way

    • @NubbleHub
      @NubbleHub 10 років тому +2

      dj dldouhy he then reaches into his pocket to discover a device with a shiny red button, but what does it do?

    • @TheCaptainKeyes
      @TheCaptainKeyes 10 років тому +4

      After finding the shiny, red, button, he pressed B to blow it off. 'Cause he's in a desert. He then presses the button. It's just a piece of plastic, it doesn't do anything.

    • @brendonblaze
      @brendonblaze 10 років тому +2

      ***** The button is a portal to the dimension of anime! Mark presses the button and is transported into the world of Naruto!

  • @AndrewProTV
    @AndrewProTV 10 років тому +44

    How to start a fight on youtube-
    1. Comment darude - sandstorm
    2. w8 for the replies

    • @WeArePuNClan
      @WeArePuNClan 10 років тому +1

      Fuck u u black biathc

    • @Techn0forlife
      @Techn0forlife 10 років тому +3

      u wot m9?

    • @pupgirl09
      @pupgirl09 10 років тому +3

      Take a fockin seet m8

    • @Booberhart
      @Booberhart 10 років тому +1

      ***** u wot m79

    • @aandyherr817
      @aandyherr817 10 років тому

      Uwotm8 I'll knock all 5 of you derps right the in gabba (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

  • @persephonehades7547
    @persephonehades7547 9 років тому +6

    Wade looks like an alcoholic. Or an energy drink junkie. Can't really tell. XD

  • @therobloxianunicorn9557
    @therobloxianunicorn9557 8 років тому +1

    I guess you could say he really "flipped the tables" that one round. 😜

  • @pimmetjes12345
    @pimmetjes12345 10 років тому +6

    3:36 i tought my iphone was lying upside down

  • @kirakirigane4059
    @kirakirigane4059 9 років тому +20

    I REMEMBER LEARNING ABOUT BADGER MILK!!!!!

  • @dewsyy.
    @dewsyy. 8 років тому +10

    Why do you need to tug the table?!?! Just ask for the table!

  • @Unwise_Owl
    @Unwise_Owl 8 років тому +1

    wait till wade watches this near the end when they both cover their eyes XD

  • @JbongoVA
    @JbongoVA 10 років тому +4

    Darkiplier strikes at Midnight...

  • @mdj3638
    @mdj3638 8 років тому +5

    0:00 u.u hmmmmm platinum huh. we'll see

  • @hdennis13hd
    @hdennis13hd 10 років тому +13

    100% Badger Milk

    • @Spyglassx
      @Spyglassx 10 років тому +6

      it was taught in history, I mean common sense XD

  • @nuzzlebit
    @nuzzlebit 8 років тому

    1:55 That whole time they where just being stupid...... I LOVE THIS CHANNEL!!!

  • @MarioGMan25
    @MarioGMan25 10 років тому +13

    So you mean... comedy platinum?

  • @Baboso1
    @Baboso1 10 років тому +4

    Oh how the tables have turned

    • @TheEel228
      @TheEel228 10 років тому

      or pulled DUN DUN DUN

  • @gweng123
    @gweng123 9 років тому +12

    XD Of course badger milk is coming from the Tittanic- especially from Mark. This is also not my account; its my sister's
    YAY

  • @melissakingen3863
    @melissakingen3863 5 років тому +1

    Me: clicks on it. These guys have the weirdest conversations XD

  • @ashtheredrider212
    @ashtheredrider212 8 років тому +4

    Do you even know the story of Old Yeller? XDDD

  • @NationalDevin
    @NationalDevin 10 років тому +4

    Pshaw, all you people complaining about a decently long intro. Not gonna kill you to see their bloopers. XD

    • @gigsis
      @gigsis 10 років тому +1

      Bloopers are often one of the best parts of any entertainment. :) I love it when Mark includes bloopers.

  • @littleeponalink
    @littleeponalink 10 років тому +7

    Yay, 1st to like! I'll be there for the livestream tomorrow. Hope your feeling well!

    • @killer08111
      @killer08111 10 років тому +1

      Wut?..

    • @Kharonas
      @Kharonas 10 років тому

      killer08111 Read the username, you can't blame him for being derpy XD

    • @NeroCat9999vr
      @NeroCat9999vr 10 років тому

      I am one of your subscribers. XD I don't know I'm tired and bored

  • @moone3377
    @moone3377 8 років тому

    Did anyone else noticed that wade's face at the very end went PERFECTLY with Mark's outro music?

  • @cptrevenant4088
    @cptrevenant4088 10 років тому +4

    Hm.....Titanic ran on badger milk.....YUP! sounds familiar

  • @DontmindmeImhereforthecomments
    @DontmindmeImhereforthecomments 10 років тому +4

    Mark, we are waiting for you at livestream.... WHERE R U

  • @jakupshmakup1457
    @jakupshmakup1457 10 років тому +12

    is it bad that i was rooting for wade

    • @thefeeblesheep
      @thefeeblesheep 10 років тому +9

      YES. YOU HAVE FORSAKEN US. :P

    • @konoha_z6300
      @konoha_z6300 10 років тому +4

      I was actually rooting for wade too! Seriously,wade is cool.

    • @MyoticTesseract
      @MyoticTesseract 10 років тому +2

      what is wrong with you

    • @kdown1634
      @kdown1634 10 років тому

      NO MARK better

    • @roy7034
      @roy7034 10 років тому

      Mark was cheating at the end, so I was rooting for wade.

  • @michaelnelson1127
    @michaelnelson1127 4 роки тому +1

    1:42 Of course that wasn’t his leg, Wade!
    It was his tail! That’s how he fell down the mine shaft: his tail flung him like a seesaw to his doom! We always knew it would get him hurt!

  • @joshuagoldner8380
    @joshuagoldner8380 10 років тому +14

    titenic? Jontron reference?!?!?

    • @SuperHothead14
      @SuperHothead14 10 років тому +2

      Well he doesn't hide the fact that he is fans of other youtubers, he's met Jontron and hell. He has a mycaruba tshirt on in this video.

    • @RazFyfe
      @RazFyfe 10 років тому +2

      He wears a Starbomb shirt in one of his videos as well. Mark's a big fan of GG.

    • @jwswart
      @jwswart 10 років тому +3

      SuperHothead14
      Actually, he's wearing a "Goddamnit Ross" shirt in this video ^^

    • @joshuagoldner8380
      @joshuagoldner8380 10 років тому

      ***** yeah, I just didn't know he was a fan of Jon

    • @SuperHothead14
      @SuperHothead14 10 років тому +1

      Jan-Willem Swart my bad. the little bit of the top, i thought it was mycaruba. I'm sorry for the mistake.

  • @nathanosworth4640
    @nathanosworth4640 10 років тому +10

    What happened to the title "Comedy More-than Gold"? XD

    • @VelesViserianIceFyre
      @VelesViserianIceFyre 10 років тому +1

      I know I looked at this and I was like, wasn't this caled More than gold b4?

    • @VelesViserianIceFyre
      @VelesViserianIceFyre 10 років тому +1

      ***** No shit. this is the same video. It used to be called "better than gold" dumbass

    • @VelesViserianIceFyre
      @VelesViserianIceFyre 10 років тому +1

      ***** You're right. I learned that people on the Internet are really fucking stupid.

    • @VelesViserianIceFyre
      @VelesViserianIceFyre 10 років тому

      ***** Oh so you can't read either?

    • @VelesViserianIceFyre
      @VelesViserianIceFyre 10 років тому +4

      ***** *sigh* It was called "better than gold" before. I watched it then. Then i come back to see that it changed to platinum. When it had "better than gold" it has this: * now it says platinum and says this: ** I know that this is the same one because i remember a part in it that i saw when it was called "better than gold" so he obviously read the comments saying "wouldn't this be platinum?" so then he edited it.

  • @BigMaij
    @BigMaij 10 років тому +12

    Wait, Titenic?
    Like, that horrible game JonTron reviewed?

    • @punkboybaby5593
      @punkboybaby5593 10 років тому +1

      Yeah I was thinkin the same way! And to be honest that was so funny on how its about a tragic story of love and it ends up a (not that bad) beat em' up game. (bcause anyone who sayin otherwise is a GROMMET.)

  • @maricelaalonzo9423
    @maricelaalonzo9423 9 років тому +1

    my favorite three out of whole video are. "at this game!"

  • @RobertAniFreak
    @RobertAniFreak 10 років тому +12

    Never talk about dead puppies again please, have enough trauma for one year.... My bobtail had barely 2y and had a heart attack and sat there petting her the whole time until the vet came but was too late....
    Not a pretty sight... I tried to act touch and know it couldn't be helped but god damn my sister walked in my room, asked If i was ok and just broke in tears

    • @MDPToaster
      @MDPToaster 10 років тому +10

      Dealing with your issues is the first step to over coming it.
      And I'm sorry about your puppy, I had a similar experience too.

    • @RobertAniFreak
      @RobertAniFreak 10 років тому +4

      Mr.Dr.Professor Toaster I know Mark was trying to be funny and hell its life, people die one day anyway... But watching them twitch around and can't do anything just sucks even if its your pet dog

    • @nienkeevanvilvoorde2191
      @nienkeevanvilvoorde2191 10 років тому

      I know how you feel. And I’m sorry for your pet. I’ve experienced this alot of times because I can’t live without atleast a company animal next to me.

    • @dragongirlbri3257
      @dragongirlbri3257 10 років тому

      My cat died almost two years ago on my birthday and I still get upset over it so I know how you feel. He was killed by a dog.

    • @johnmarist26
      @johnmarist26 10 років тому +2

      If you have problems like that UA-cam is not the place for you