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КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,5 тис.

  • @emmmabooks
    @emmmabooks 8 років тому +2578

    "so like twilight"
    THE AMOUNT OF TIMES SOMEONE HAS SAID THIS TO ME WHILE TALKING ABOUT A BOOK OMFG

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 років тому +95

      +emmmabooks and ALWAYS with the books where they are nothing like Twilight!

    • @hamdaarif9947
      @hamdaarif9947 8 років тому +4

      i swear!!

    • @spaminator8965
      @spaminator8965 8 років тому +24

      If you're talking about a love story everyone just says-so like Twilight?-

    • @thebookphantom398
      @thebookphantom398 8 років тому

      What do u mean ?

    • @phantom3252
      @phantom3252 7 років тому +1

      emmmabooks dear god yaaaaaaaas

  • @evergreen8949
    @evergreen8949 4 роки тому +1607

    “Throw one out.”
    THROWING AWAY A BOOK IS LIKE THROWING AWAY YOUR KID-

    • @msmjsbeaulieu208
      @msmjsbeaulieu208 4 роки тому +19

      Exactly!

    • @juliagranger9651
      @juliagranger9651 4 роки тому +19

      Milleycorey AJ except it’s a bad book 😂

    • @froggy188
      @froggy188 4 роки тому +4

      Ikr. Like-

    • @procopias7571
      @procopias7571 4 роки тому +3

      lol my life got so much easier when I learned to detatch from some of my books and give them away, or sell them to a tallow. Books that aren't necessarily bad but I kind of don't care if I have them or not and know for certain I won't read them ever again.

    • @smolopossummaxwell9624
      @smolopossummaxwell9624 4 роки тому +7

      I Would rather throw away my little cousins than throw away a book

  • @evelinaanmar2571
    @evelinaanmar2571 4 роки тому +1373

    *Others* : “Why read the book when you can watch the movie?”
    *Me* : “Why breathe when you’re going to die anyway?”

    • @TheJimJaspers
      @TheJimJaspers 4 роки тому +16

      I would definitely say that to someone

    • @clouddrxpzii375
      @clouddrxpzii375 4 роки тому +21

      BECAUSE THE BOOKS ALWAYS THE ORIGINAL.

    • @baconhair4042
      @baconhair4042 4 роки тому +6

      i guess i’m just like the others.

    • @dishabalaji3088
      @dishabalaji3088 4 роки тому +8

      How to make me cry in 3 words: Percy Jackson Movies

    • @venlajunnikkala2938
      @venlajunnikkala2938 4 роки тому +2

      @@dishabalaji3088 did you mean Perry Johnson?

  • @julietgore5940
    @julietgore5940 4 роки тому +854

    Person- What's that book about?
    Me- *brain has exited the chat*

    • @whaat279
      @whaat279 4 роки тому +11

      Juliet Gore at that point I just shrug and keep reading

    • @negativenuss
      @negativenuss 4 роки тому +17

      Same. I CANNOT describe the book, it's so annoying 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @danidopolous
      @danidopolous 4 роки тому +6

      I just hold up the back of the book and keep on reading does the job 😂

    • @weirdbookworm9383
      @weirdbookworm9383 3 роки тому

      @@negativenuss oooh yeah. When I describe any book I read it sounds so cringy

    • @mysterytime5200
      @mysterytime5200 3 роки тому

      Yeah my mum often asks me to tell her what I'm reading and I end up just talking gibberish

  • @bridgidthepirateelf4135
    @bridgidthepirateelf4135 8 років тому +1535

    Parents: why do you stay up so late?
    Me: you put books in my room and gave me a book light.

    • @pemmialcantara8040
      @pemmialcantara8040 7 років тому +15

      ahahahah, so true

    • @karas4009
      @karas4009 7 років тому +25

      Bridgid Frost haha. my grandma gets annoyed when i dont turn the fairy lights in my side of the room. because im reading. we sleep in the same room. hahah. and when i go downstairs there is my brother, playing his PS4. so i cant read there. hahah. my house is small so i dont have alot of choices to read. unless outside. i sometimes read outside. lol

    • @karas4009
      @karas4009 7 років тому +1

      /\EchoSong/\ lol. also cant. 😂😂

    • @timothythehuman3977
      @timothythehuman3977 6 років тому +1

      Damn right you are.

    • @eijirokirishima3765
      @eijirokirishima3765 5 років тому +1

      EXACTLY

  • @gayandafraid_
    @gayandafraid_ 8 років тому +966

    Nothing annoys me more than someone casually talking to me while I'm clearly trying to read. That's like me standing in front of the TV while they're trying to watch one of their favorite shows.

  • @martaramirez8669
    @martaramirez8669 5 років тому +375

    I hate when people say:
    " That book looks soooo boring!!!"
    And they havent even open it🤦‍♀️

    • @choocli
      @choocli 5 років тому +6

      IKR THESE PPL ARE DUMB ASF

    • @67otters
      @67otters 4 роки тому +15

      Then the conversation goes like this. Reader: No it's not boring! Them: What's it about? *Explanation* Them: Meh. Still sounds boring.

    • @annvik3772
      @annvik3772 4 роки тому +4

      O M G

    • @goodnight-moon564
      @goodnight-moon564 3 роки тому +1

      My friend to Percy Jackson. It annoys the hades out of me. She refuses to read it, or even give it a chance, and I’m like “BUT YOU HAVEN’T EVEN READ THE BLURB!!”

  • @cloudy9779
    @cloudy9779 4 роки тому +542

    Book: “Annabeth's blond hair and stormy gray eyes... ”
    *Movie: I like brown better*

    • @birgio1363
      @birgio1363 4 роки тому +15

      I wonder who will miss the reference

    • @carolineteague1927
      @carolineteague1927 4 роки тому +16

      y does Annabeth look like the female version of Percy???

    • @emilyterrell9493
      @emilyterrell9493 4 роки тому +8

      The bad thing is that Percy and Annabeth are technically cousins and they kiss 😖

    • @cloudy9779
      @cloudy9779 4 роки тому +18

      @@emilyterrell9493 As long as they don't come from the same god, they can date. Cause the gods don't have Dna which is how the demigod children can date.

    • @emilyterrell9493
      @emilyterrell9493 4 роки тому +3

      [ C l o u d y ] Trueeee I didn’t think about that 😂 it just still makes me feel weird lol

  • @bayleesilverwolf3756
    @bayleesilverwolf3756 8 років тому +3810

    I absolutely hate it when people say
    -so like twilight
    -like the hunger games?
    -stop reading so much
    -what's the point of reading when you can see the movie
    -it's just a book
    -reading sucks
    -what's the point of buying a book when you can just go to the library

    • @WafflessGaming
      @WafflessGaming 7 років тому +170

      me: reading any ya book in public
      person: oh what're you reading?
      me: oh it's this ya book by--
      person: sO iTs LiKe tHe hUnGeR gAmEs??

    • @meili4777
      @meili4777 6 років тому +72

      Linksthebest
      Same, but then I contradict myself by saying things like, "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MOM! I NEEEEEEED IT."

    • @koobikei
      @koobikei 6 років тому +65

      -do u get tired of reading??

    • @piperxox739
      @piperxox739 6 років тому +5

      Baylee Silverwolf same

    • @firebow2810
      @firebow2810 6 років тому +91

      "What's the point of reading books when you can just see the movie!"
      "What's the pointing of breathing oxygen if you're just going to die anyway?"

  • @helenaalexandria4912
    @helenaalexandria4912 7 років тому +2878

    My ex hates reading.
    Key word: ex.

  • @lllDeaththeKidlll
    @lllDeaththeKidlll 5 років тому +334

    I was reading the maze runner a long time ago and my friend said "Oh, isn't that like hunger games?"
    "No."
    "Oh, but isn't it the same author?"
    *"N.O."*

  • @reddoesstuff6220
    @reddoesstuff6220 5 років тому +1106

    Me: *talks about how horrible the Percy Jackson movies are*
    My dad: it’s seriously just a book. You need to stop getting so worked up over this
    This is why I don’t talk to people about books.

    • @Em-rg2wg
      @Em-rg2wg 4 роки тому +51

      THE MOVIES ARE SO BAD THOUGH! THE BOOKS ARE UNIVERSES BETTER!

    • @nithila9243
      @nithila9243 4 роки тому +23

      THANK YOU ANOTHER PERCY JACKSON FAN

    • @evergreen8949
      @evergreen8949 4 роки тому +24

      Yes! Ok, I’m on the first book. Almost halfway through. My friend made me watch the trailer for the first darn movie so she could torture me. Keep in mind, I’m not finished the book. As soon as I watched that diddly darn trailer, I could tell they got *everything* wrong. And when I say that I was angry-

    • @Anna-ol5ji
      @Anna-ol5ji 4 роки тому +13

      Guys you should hear musicial. It's PERFECT! Musicial even has references to other books! Dam I love it so much!

    • @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl
      @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl 4 роки тому +13

      YES SO TRUE! And none of my friends don't like percy jackson so I can't talk to them about it so my parents have to listen to my rants about the movies

  • @jessethereader
    @jessethereader 8 років тому +1590

    ZOE THIS WAS SO GREAT APPLAUSE ALL THE APPLAUSE

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 років тому +52

      +jessethereader THANK YOU JESSE! :D

    • @firebow2810
      @firebow2810 7 років тому +11

      Omg, Jesse, you are my fav! You recommend the perfect books!

    • @shatteredgreenbean2004
      @shatteredgreenbean2004 6 років тому +5

      jessethereader hey I know you won't read this but
      I love your channel although most kids my age would say "nerd"or Evan "miss or mister dumb nerd" I still read they still get to me but I still read and I don't ever want to give that up they say what they want but one day they will learn about how we are all different and how we love books or games sports or cooking we still do what we want so I will say this now you are one of my favorite UA-camrs so here are a few books that you may like
      1:number the stars
      2:glory be
      3:me and the pumpkin queen
      4:Real friends
      Though real friends is a comic still really encouraging
      And finally 5:me and the devil
      Hope you like what I selected and hope you don't find me a creep or Evan ugly but I hope you read this and read some of my favorite books for you to read
      Sincerely
      The book phantom

    • @catabchi6930
      @catabchi6930 6 років тому +6

      Wow. My 2 fav readers.

    • @eliastta437
      @eliastta437 6 років тому +5

      jessethereader OMG I found ur channel two days before I saw this video

  • @rebeccatandy9786
    @rebeccatandy9786 6 років тому +769

    Non readers don't understand the emotional pain of reading and getting attached T-T

    • @courtnrysalamone7677
      @courtnrysalamone7677 5 років тому +1

      Was gonna like but it already has 69 so...

    • @anna.claire5755
      @anna.claire5755 4 роки тому +9

      And then when one of you’re favorite character dies ;...(((

    • @evergreen8949
      @evergreen8949 4 роки тому +4

      *cough cough* Dobby *cough cough*

    • @emilydubs147
      @emilydubs147 4 роки тому +1

      iTs juSt A bOok, a fiCtIoNaL cHaRacTeR. jEez sTop SoBbiNg yOuR eYes oUt! = 🤡🤡

    • @ridealongwithnicolle1581
      @ridealongwithnicolle1581 4 роки тому +2

      @@emilydubs147 I HATE THOSE WORDS! I be like:🔫💣🔪💉💊🔌 choose you're choice of punishment!

  • @breeahnalovebooks3312
    @breeahnalovebooks3312 4 роки тому +188

    Why did I feel so proud when I recognised the books she was reading.

  • @iikittydr8503
    @iikittydr8503 4 роки тому +1181

    How my dad annoys me:
    Tells me that my reading habit is really good, but I should read nonfiction instead of fiction

    • @willowofhoax
      @willowofhoax 4 роки тому +60

      KittyD Roblox THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE... I HATE IT WHEN MY PARENTS DO THAT

    • @grayracha_beats2512
      @grayracha_beats2512 4 роки тому +30

      I thought this was only my parents yay 😀 I’m not alone but I’m still annoyed that my parents do that

    • @shadowheart2267
      @shadowheart2267 4 роки тому +9

      YEEEEEESSSS

    • @bethxnytxmlin
      @bethxnytxmlin 4 роки тому +16

      My dad literally said that to me yesterday!

    • @msmjsbeaulieu208
      @msmjsbeaulieu208 4 роки тому +5

      I'm so sorry

  • @potatolover228
    @potatolover228 7 років тому +1000

    The real question is: How did bret get the trumpet?

    • @tahaali3424
      @tahaali3424 5 років тому +10

      LMFAOOOOOO

    • @lllDeaththeKidlll
      @lllDeaththeKidlll 5 років тому +12

      Maybe from Brittany?
      -The world may never know-

    • @anna.claire5755
      @anna.claire5755 4 роки тому +8

      That’s all I was thinking about the whole rest of the video

    • @gracie8332
      @gracie8332 4 роки тому +4

      Kirishima The Cinnamon Roll
      Probally not
      Jaxon he's been missing his trumpet he always thought it was Beth

    • @mariannamacisaac2438
      @mariannamacisaac2438 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @fangirlfiles3
    @fangirlfiles3 8 років тому +179

    I literally gasped when she said why don't you just throw the books out.

  • @jennamercer8056
    @jennamercer8056 4 роки тому +427

    When your rereading Harry Potter for the 394th time and some say “oh is that Harry Potter in grade 6 I watch 20 minutes of it so yeah I know what it’s about”

    • @nithila9243
      @nithila9243 4 роки тому +13

      Omg I hate when that happenes

    • @madysend.82
      @madysend.82 4 роки тому +20

      They think they know everything so basically when someone does that to me and says they know what its about I give them trivia on the book or movie

    • @thelilfox7604
      @thelilfox7604 4 роки тому +4

      I actually havent seen or read harry potter. I want to finish the Twilight series and then read the harry potter books

    • @jennamercer8056
      @jennamercer8056 4 роки тому +10

      TheLittleEmoGirl the Harry Potter it’s so freaking good

    • @madysend.82
      @madysend.82 4 роки тому +8

      @@thelilfox7604 that is a sin to read twilight before Harry Potter.

  • @allienartist2068
    @allienartist2068 4 роки тому +555

    Normal mom's: Get a book or something! You are hanging out too much with your friends.
    The kids: Reading is boring!
    My mom: Stop reading just for one second!! Hang out with your friends or something! You need some social interaction!!
    Me: Friends? Social interaction? What's that for?

    • @angelbarajas9180
      @angelbarajas9180 4 роки тому +8

      😂 true

    • @mollykt21
      @mollykt21 4 роки тому +20

      social interaction? what’s that? who’s he?

    • @Emma-eg7gy
      @Emma-eg7gy 4 роки тому +9

      My mom once got really mad at me because I was reading and needed to interact with other human beings or something

    • @Catsforlife2412
      @Catsforlife2412 4 роки тому +3

      same!

    • @lea3598
      @lea3598 4 роки тому +3

      r/notliketheothergirls...

  • @Mellowg1rl
    @Mellowg1rl 7 років тому +672

    One time this random girl game up to me and said,
    "Hey, what are you reading?:
    *Holds up book so she can see the cover*
    "What's your favorite part?"
    "Uhhh I dunno I didn't finish it."
    Like would she even understand if I told her a random part?

    • @Senacesn
      @Senacesn 6 років тому +39

      TalesofTetra You're all trying to be over dramatic about stupid things. It's obvious that she was starting a conversation couldn't you answer at least with something?

    • @NA-uz7qv
      @NA-uz7qv 6 років тому +29

      sena x
      If you were engrossed in something then a complete stranger comes up and tries to start a pointless conversation while it's clear you're busy, would you be completely cheerful just cause they were trying to be nice?

    • @sai-bi2rh
      @sai-bi2rh 5 років тому +18

      @@NA-uz7qv I think, no matter how much you love books, it is still necessary to maintain courtesy at all times. So, at best, it is alright to say that you're busy politely and get back to books than just condemning or shooing them away.

    • @peytonwade8925
      @peytonwade8925 5 років тому +7

      I'm a reader and I've never done this. You sound anti social she was just trying to be nice.

    • @iloylunabellaterrispiky5735
      @iloylunabellaterrispiky5735 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe she read it before like

  • @akshatasheth651
    @akshatasheth651 7 років тому +101

    "You better stay up there, rain"😂😂💕

  • @elle-anakin
    @elle-anakin 5 років тому +266

    Life is easy for me.
    I see a Rick Riordan book, I click.

  • @koshetchka
    @koshetchka 5 років тому +28

    "Why are you screaming, crying, and throwing tantrums? It's just a book."
    "Yeah, and hell is just a sauna."

  • @megangilmore9355
    @megangilmore9355 8 років тому +304

    There was one time where I cried so hard about a book that I got sick

    • @harmonizing8627
      @harmonizing8627 5 років тому +4

      Me when I read mocking jay!

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko 5 років тому +1

      I don’t think that’s possible. Most colds, bugs and flus, are from air carried viruses, bacteria etc. Not from being cold or crying. Sorry to be that one annoying person buttt😂

    • @forestmint213
      @forestmint213 5 років тому +6

      ​@@FirstnameLastname-es1ko I think she means she threw up lol, crying really hard can actually make you sick in that way

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko 5 років тому +1

      Lucky Cat fair point, sometimes on my period I get like that, you know, crying until you want to vomit haha

    • @psycho5815
      @psycho5815 5 років тому +7

      What book?

  • @newchanneljustthatericidv129
    @newchanneljustthatericidv129 5 років тому +124

    i always get told ''why are you reading in claSsS?!''
    like WHY DO YAH WANT TO KNOW

    • @Stiixell
      @Stiixell 4 роки тому +2

      The sttrugles xd

    • @leavemebe7341
      @leavemebe7341 4 роки тому +5

      I had a friend who would just read her book whist the teacher was teaching in Primary School. Pretty sure that teacher was half blind, she only noticed once and after my friend just went back to reading. I did it only sometimes, because I was afraid of getting caught.

    • @adelaheath4221
      @adelaheath4221 4 роки тому +1

      If the teacher says "Why are you reading while I'm teaching?" say "Why are you teaching while I'm reading?" THE TABLES HAVE TURNEDDD

  • @phoebem.2547
    @phoebem.2547 4 роки тому +285

    Random person: “The movies were so much better than the books”
    Me: *triggered!!!!* “what did you just say?”🔪

    • @leavemebe7341
      @leavemebe7341 4 роки тому +11

      The movies are always way worse than the books. Like in Divergent Tris doesn’t even die in the movie, and Cara didn’t exist.

    • @jae7475
      @jae7475 4 роки тому +2

      @@leavemebe7341 It's sad because Cara is one of the best characters!

    • @leavemebe7341
      @leavemebe7341 4 роки тому +1

      Hiccstrid_Marichat I used to love ASoUE! Some movies are really good, even if they remove a lot, but some movies based on books I just hate. A lot of people say The 100 series of episodes were better than the books, but I’ve never watched them. Also, your comment’s not that long, but it probably feels long since everyone keeps things brief online.

    • @goodnight-moon564
      @goodnight-moon564 4 роки тому +4

      Sydney Minotto
      *cough cough* Percy Jackson

    • @DC_-dh9wq
      @DC_-dh9wq 4 роки тому +1

      Sydney Minotto the movies leave out all the details and sometimes put in different ones or switch them up which is SO ANNOYING

  • @bree3534
    @bree3534 5 років тому +118

    Whenever I read at school everyone comes to me just to talk
    Me:😐😡

    • @adelaheath4221
      @adelaheath4221 4 роки тому

      It's like when you're not reading, everyone ignores you, then you start and suddenly you're the most popular person ever

    • @natalyaporter5730
      @natalyaporter5730 4 роки тому

      I used to read in school BECAUSE I didn’t have anyone to talk to.

  • @michellelim7849
    @michellelim7849 8 років тому +325

    "You better stay up there rain" omg wahahaha

  • @padfootandprongs07
    @padfootandprongs07 8 років тому +295

    LOVED THIS. Also yesssss the ending! I dressed up as Napoleon Dynamite for Halloween once and instead of saying "trick or treat" I just said "can I have your tots?" AT EVERY HOUSE. YES IT WAS AWKWARD.

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 років тому +14

      +padfootandprongs07 Thanks, Barbara! AND I CAN SEE IT NOW, awkward baby Barbara and her tots hahaha

    • @padfootandprongs07
      @padfootandprongs07 8 років тому +6

      readbyzoe **it was so beautiful**

  • @garrettdelhommer6061
    @garrettdelhommer6061 5 років тому +39

    The most heartbreaking thing I experience when reading paperbacks is when the spines break! 😔😭😫

  • @kyleer6191
    @kyleer6191 5 років тому +62

    This is my worst one “get your nose out of that book!” That annoys me so bad 😂

  • @floraguildford1268
    @floraguildford1268 7 років тому +254

    'WE WILL CONVERT YOU'
    Um well then.. that ending took an interesting turn hehe

    • @steveprice5607
      @steveprice5607 5 років тому

      Please get off my web site

    • @PinkPlague666
      @PinkPlague666 4 роки тому +1

      @@steveprice5607 my web site?
      Ummm what?

    • @celine_cielo
      @celine_cielo 4 роки тому +1

      It's not like she's lying! 😅 true true true

  • @shervinsaharkhiz2938
    @shervinsaharkhiz2938 7 років тому +741

    mom: why are crying
    me: (crying so bad)
    mom: what is wrong
    me: Dumbledore died

    • @parentaladvisory4176
      @parentaladvisory4176 6 років тому +11

      POTTERHEAD I couldn’t care less about that overrated series of books.

    • @onlyasleep2721
      @onlyasleep2721 6 років тому +17

      +Dank memes Broken dreams I could care less about them too, because I care about them so much my care levels are pretty high so I have some care to lose. *series. Unless you mean....sirius??

    • @piperxox739
      @piperxox739 6 років тому +29

      I cried about Sirius and Cedrics death

    • @oliviagilbert1559
      @oliviagilbert1559 5 років тому +10

      OMG literally me when I read that part

    • @mallikasuresh5218
      @mallikasuresh5218 5 років тому +8

      I was going to comment that. And i still sob when i remember about it.

  • @kingdomcomeundone
    @kingdomcomeundone 4 роки тому +40

    "just walking in general is a challenge in and of itself"
    me having a flashback to the time when i accidentally walked up to the sixth floor instead of the fifth where my classroom was and almost walking into a class of ninth grade students busy with their class: *YEP IT SURE IS*

  • @Hi-ou4qt
    @Hi-ou4qt 4 роки тому +76

    “It’s just a book!”
    Me: chuckles in dedicated warriors fan who gets too attached to the cats

    • @alicesquinoa
      @alicesquinoa 4 роки тому +1

      Oop me

    • @madi2004
      @madi2004 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @ravenclawthestral3964
      @ravenclawthestral3964 4 роки тому +3

      Stargaze TV You can't get too attached because they are all going to die in the next series or two.

    • @Hi-ou4qt
      @Hi-ou4qt 4 роки тому +2

      Ravenclaw Thestral I try to acknowledge that but it’s too hard when the cats have good personalities

    • @alicesquinoa
      @alicesquinoa 4 роки тому

      @@ravenclawthestral3964 l i t e r a l l y

  • @RhiannaVarney
    @RhiannaVarney 8 років тому +25

    "It's just a book."
    That is like a knife to the heart to a reader haha.
    Loved this video, it was so funny! Your acting is on point

  • @clareandaudrey1451
    @clareandaudrey1451 8 років тому +106

    "don't you dare finish that sentence " lol that scene was my favorite

  • @lucy3837
    @lucy3837 4 роки тому +79

    I hate that moment:
    Someone: What are your Hobbys?
    Me: Reading
    Someone: Haha that's so uncreative everyone say that when they don't have hobbys...
    Me: 😑

    • @adeladybughowell1703
      @adeladybughowell1703 4 роки тому

      Ive never heard anyone say that

    • @lucy3837
      @lucy3837 4 роки тому

      Adeladybug Howell well they don't say it like that but i've heard that a lot...

    • @adeladybughowell1703
      @adeladybughowell1703 4 роки тому

      louxellex well geez thats not nice

    • @nerdgeekcosplay909
      @nerdgeekcosplay909 2 роки тому

      Me: I write angst for fun !
      People: * reads my pieces * WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
      Me: * spaces out and goes into my fictional world * Zanderland here I come :3

  • @kaitlingerber1261
    @kaitlingerber1261 5 років тому +88

    What I get asked the most:
    Someone from my class: “Why do you read?”
    Me: “Why don’t you come back to me when you’ve taken the time to read one. Also. Because for some people it’s fun.”

  • @sarahswati8768
    @sarahswati8768 8 років тому +532

    Random unnecessary person: "so... What book are you reading?"
    Me: it's called clockwork princess by Cassandra Clare
    Random unnecessary person: oh that's the book with the kingdoms and the girl who's a princess who makes watches and clocks for a living!
    Me: yes, that's exactly what it's about.

    • @jinpluskenequalsheartattac3290
      @jinpluskenequalsheartattac3290 7 років тому +45

      I told my friend I was destroyed after Will's death scene, even though it was peaceful, and she said it was only a book. Point of the story is I'm short a friend.

    • @tamarzakay265
      @tamarzakay265 7 років тому +20

      SkulduggeryLikesPoodles hey thanks for the spoiler

    • @skittles696
      @skittles696 7 років тому +3

      SkulduggeryLikesPoodles Where was Wills death scene? What. There was technically no death scene

    • @sallydagger19
      @sallydagger19 7 років тому +4

      SkulduggeryLikesPoodles make spaces in the beginning so we can't see it and write spoilers at the top.

    • @okayso4869
      @okayso4869 7 років тому +7

      Sarah Swati I'm a book worm who asks people what book there reading because I'm genuinely interested and would like to read it aswell

  • @OfTheseDaydreams
    @OfTheseDaydreams 8 років тому +80

    Another thing that drives me mad, "Well I saw the movie so I don't need to read the book." or "Ugh I hate reading." LIKE JUST OPEN SOME DAMN PAGES MAN. Especially since I proofread so many people's essays for university, you can tell within the first sentence who reads and who doesn't.

  • @Ashley-rc9hi
    @Ashley-rc9hi 5 років тому +95

    Me: *Looking in the Background* see’s PERCY JACKSON Books...
    Also me: *starts smiling* :) :) :)

    • @charlesbehensky1339
      @charlesbehensky1339 4 роки тому

      did no one else see Little Woman? It may just be me because I own three copies of it, but I am almost certain I saw the cover of Little Woman by Louisa May Alcott!

    • @duskii_rxse9746
      @duskii_rxse9746 4 роки тому

      Ashley 2003 I think it’s the Heroes of Olympus not Percy Jackson

    • @fiashlightyear9004
      @fiashlightyear9004 4 роки тому

      Me too lol

  • @mugglepuff
    @mugglepuff 4 роки тому +22

    "I was gonna buy more but the books were hurting my arms" this cut me deeper that the book edges cut my arms when I carry them at the bookstore.

  • @scarredxangel
    @scarredxangel 8 років тому +103

    My fiance is all of these. He tries to talk to me when I read all the time, he purposely tries to torment me if he has nothing to do. He likes to poke my face. Also, the "It's just a book." is the worst. Everytime I finish a book that I loved he say it to me. Like when I finished Illuminae, I couldn't function around books for a week because I didn't want to move on from the book and he just didn't get it.

  • @lejlabaj3470
    @lejlabaj3470 8 років тому +153

    😂when I'm reading and someones like, what r u reading? I don't look at them and show them the cover, and keep reading. then theyre like what's it about? I show them the back with the synopsis😂 NO ONE CAN BOTHER ME WHEN I READ. I literally get so pissed. (BTW, love ur channel! new subbie! ^_^)

    • @sarahemmons4160
      @sarahemmons4160 7 років тому +9

      Kanna Ishida I do the same exact thing! Then, if they keep bothering me, I give them the look that says "I'm busy reading, don't talk to me" and then continue to read.

    • @tibakhalid5328
      @tibakhalid5328 6 років тому

      Kanna Ishida IKR! So relatable! The anger that boils my blood when someone interrupts my reading...

    • @jennagrossmann6101
      @jennagrossmann6101 6 років тому

      Same girl same.. I just lift the cover up annoyed... but my friends take my book and I just flip out and get enraged

    • @witchesmortuary235
      @witchesmortuary235 6 років тому

      That is so me ahaha

    • @thomasblack-slytherin2886
      @thomasblack-slytherin2886 5 років тому

      Lol that’s exactly what do. At lunch, when I’m supposed to be talking with people. One of my friends actually moved to a different table and we had a huge fallout because I didn’t talk to her during lunch. Then I sorta just glanced up from my book, shrugged, and returned to my book.

  • @yfkejongsma2082
    @yfkejongsma2082 4 роки тому +63

    Every time is see your bookshelf it makes me happy because Harry Potter are on it.

    • @beansontoast9924
      @beansontoast9924 4 роки тому +1

      Every time is see 3:36 it makes me happy as I see wonder. Such a great book so I definitely recommend

  • @RitCore
    @RitCore 4 роки тому +55

    Person: Oh my god what are you reading
    Me: **Holds the open book in front of my face**
    Person: WHAT ARE YOU READING?!
    Me: THE TITLE IS LITERALLY IN YOUR FACE!

  • @AlylovesDP
    @AlylovesDP 8 років тому +288

    my Dad said to get rid of books to me like 20 min ago i was all
    *staring * don't even say that.

  • @alexia3529
    @alexia3529 7 років тому +53

    The scariest thing of my life
    Me: reading at lunch with my mom dad grandpa and grandma
    Dad: put that book down
    Me: ok (hides it under the table and keeps reading)
    Dad: (discovers you) I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE BOOK DOWN
    Me: but...
    Dad: give it yo me
    Me: WHAT NOOOOOOO (screaming like ina horror movie)
    Dad: don't make me take the book away from you
    Me: (Starts crying) NOOOO NO NO DO NOT DARE
    Dad: (slowly walks away from me)

    • @cerpiper
      @cerpiper 4 роки тому +3

      The scariest thing to me is my teacher seeing me reading book and take it from me and don't give it back until a week later 😭😭

  • @emmaparker
    @emmaparker 4 роки тому +30

    The marauders map shirt is amazing! And I *hate* when people ask me about books.

  • @KingdomHeartsFan3211
    @KingdomHeartsFan3211 5 років тому +14

    0:31
    "You better stay up there, rain!"
    Lol. So true.

  • @rdc1893
    @rdc1893 8 років тому +90

    When people see you reading and that you want to be bothered but still they're like WHAT ARE YOU READINGGG OMG I HATEEE READING.
    orrr when they took the book out of your handas and lose the page you were in. :(

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 6 років тому +3

      Rita Ruiz woah! People do the latter?! That’s just plain rude! What if we started doing that to people with phones in their hands?!!

    • @Miyahonsatrn
      @Miyahonsatrn 6 років тому +1

      exactly at my school there are so many peeps like this I hate reading omg ur a nerd its soooo boring

  • @berlize481
    @berlize481 4 роки тому +14

    When I need to return a book in 1 week
    Me: Are you challenging me?

  • @jennamercer8056
    @jennamercer8056 4 роки тому +49

    “You’re getting another book but your already read like 5”

  • @ilaydabogaert1643
    @ilaydabogaert1643 4 роки тому +31

    When we go to the library
    Littarly everyone: getting the smallest book of the whole library
    Me: getting 10 books of 800 pages
    Like snape it says: ALWAYS me 😂

  • @literabby
    @literabby 8 років тому +380

    Oh my god. Where's your oscar?

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 років тому +224

      +literabby I KNOW! Me and Leo DiCaprio have formed a club

    • @jewelsims8805
      @jewelsims8805 7 років тому +18

      Is it lonely in the club?

  • @Esma2Kov
    @Esma2Kov 8 років тому +140

    My brother hates reading and i love it. I hate when he tells me "Why are you reading a book?You are so stupid. Why don't you just watch a movie." DUDE I DON'T WANT TO!

    • @linasburrow
      @linasburrow 7 років тому +3

      ha..THE QUESTION! I've been asked this for like forever! why don't people understand 😖

    • @elvenzodiac8595
      @elvenzodiac8595 7 років тому +6

      THE BOOKS ARE SO MUCH BETTER. *cough* Eragon...

    • @princessrocketship5856
      @princessrocketship5856 7 років тому +4

      Just say to him, "Im not stupid, because the book makes me smarter"

    • @sallydagger19
      @sallydagger19 7 років тому

      Elven Zodiac I hated that book. the series was trash.

    • @randomfantasy9523
      @randomfantasy9523 7 років тому

      Hayley Grace absolute the same shit in my house!!!!

  • @sugarmiilk1250
    @sugarmiilk1250 4 роки тому +19

    “You can’t really read that, you just want to seem smarter.”
    - Ms. Jones.

  • @hipeople9856
    @hipeople9856 4 роки тому +16

    1:58 when that's the book that you just started reading like 10 minutes ago and it's right next to you and you gasp and you say "oh my god" and then you type this comment and then you post it, and then no one reads it cause they don't want to, and then you're alone and then you are a failure and then you die
    _cries_

  • @Jellafy
    @Jellafy 8 років тому +61

    that trumpet convo #dead

  • @TheBookLeo
    @TheBookLeo 8 років тому +117

    I love sketch video's like this! ;)

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 7 років тому +6

      This is kinda old, but I love your version of this as well!

  • @ri4803
    @ri4803 4 роки тому +17

    When a good book ends:
    **Cries for infinite**

  • @notmary1119
    @notmary1119 6 років тому +8

    When mom just bough me a book like yesterday and I just casually tell her: "yeah I finished the book you got me" and she just stares at me deadpan, and sighs: "and you wanna buy another?"

  • @thebraxtonater8466
    @thebraxtonater8466 6 років тому +13

    "you have enough books so throw some out" at that moment Zoey's twin sister realized she fu** up

  • @xoxogarden2452
    @xoxogarden2452 7 років тому +6

    "It's just a boo-"
    "Don't you dare finish thats sentence"
    My friends and I 100%

  • @a.mushroom8257
    @a.mushroom8257 4 роки тому +13

    That moment when your reading and someone starts reading over my frikin shoulder. I’m just like move your nasty breath away from my ear

  • @thaismagalhaes5928
    @thaismagalhaes5928 5 років тому +23

    "maybe you shouldn't buy so many books"
    Me: WHAT?

    • @NY-tn2ip
      @NY-tn2ip 5 років тому

      And my family's favourite: There's a kindle y'know.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 років тому +1

      Fuck em

  • @jaceyjayceereads3406
    @jaceyjayceereads3406 8 років тому +152

    Omg this was so funny, Zoe, and so freaking true!!!

  • @carolinehuynh2656
    @carolinehuynh2656 8 років тому +41

    Omg I can so relate! I am a book lover and when people talk about book like it's nothing... I get so angry. They just don't understand!

  • @warcrimesz
    @warcrimesz 4 роки тому +10

    A non-reader doesn’t know the struggles of internally screaming when a character dies.

  • @justsomefemboywithinternet5625
    @justsomefemboywithinternet5625 4 роки тому +19

    tip: stack thin books on top of each other, it saves space.

  • @theperksofbeingabookworm4562
    @theperksofbeingabookworm4562 8 років тому +3

    The accuracy! When I'm trying to read in form time this boy in my year is always to start conversations. Plus once I was making a movie composition based off Throne of Glass, I was explaining the book to the class and a girl said "so basically the hunger games" and I internally screamed.

  • @bookishblues922
    @bookishblues922 8 років тому +28

    oh my gawd! I laughted so hard at the ''bookhaul'' part xD

  • @nickiminaj664
    @nickiminaj664 4 роки тому +12

    when your hanging out with your friends and they insist on watching a movie that’s based off of a book you haven’t read yet 😡😡

  • @analynthomson2396
    @analynthomson2396 4 роки тому +17

    Me: Reading
    My friend: Bothers me
    Also me: Gods of Olympus what’s your dam problem

  • @sammylever7175
    @sammylever7175 8 років тому +52

    "If I played the trumpet, my lips would be so plump and kissable"😂😂😂 I'm a trumpet player does that mean my lips are kissable?

  • @TheApplesauce1992
    @TheApplesauce1992 7 років тому +53

    I am that book hoarder that has no room on my bookshelves.... until I need room on my bookshelves. By then I have defied all laws of physics to put that one book in a space that is too small and I will never be able to get back out unless I remove every book on that shelf. :) #sorrynotsorry

  • @maliahrenee
    @maliahrenee 5 років тому +8

    I'm 11 and I *ALWAYS* reads and I hate it when my friends are like
    -Why are u always reading?
    -reading is stupid
    -stop reading
    -what is the point of reading?
    But the good thing is that I'm a 9th grade reading level so like yay!

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan 4 роки тому +1

      Nice. I'm 14 and I've been reading since 5th grade.
      When I was 11 I had a higher reading level than my entire class. I'm in 9th grade and I still have a higher reading level than my class. How? Well when the teacher gets people to read they always sound so choppy and can't pronounce simple words they should know right. Gee I guess reading does help with everything.

    • @gaybowser4648
      @gaybowser4648 4 роки тому

      Kawaii Universe absolutely. I have read a lot since I was about 7( all thanks to my brother) and we read Macbeth in class. I didn’t enjoy it honestly, I prefer King Henry the sixth, but any time I would read, I would put on voices, change the way I said certain words to match with the scenes and speak really loudly for everyone to hear. Everyone else had a really monotone, hushed voice and would ask me to read a lot of the time. Some didn’t but, reading really does help.

  • @kalebbradburn5298
    @kalebbradburn5298 5 років тому +8

    What I hate THE MOSTT is when someone asks “what are you reading?” and you have to awkwardly hold up the cover and just sit there.

  • @Hollyheartsart
    @Hollyheartsart 8 років тому +27

    I had to share this on my Facebook.. spot on Zoe. SPOT. ON!

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 років тому +4

      +Holly Hearts Art Thank you SO much!!

    • @holistic7980
      @holistic7980 8 років тому

      +readbyzoe lol your hilarious in the video.

  • @kevinkelly_
    @kevinkelly_ 8 років тому +11

    My mom told me to throw out some books to make room! And I just looked at my books and said "I won't let anything bad happen to you" XD

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 років тому +6

      +Irish Reader Your own MOTHER?! You can't trust anyone these days.

    • @kevinkelly_
      @kevinkelly_ 8 років тому +1

      readbyzoe I KNOW RIGHT!!! If anyone would have understood my addiction its her!

    • @stefansbooks3986
      @stefansbooks3986 8 років тому +1

      Omg same😂😂😂 and she's like you shouldn't buy any more books because you don't have any more space (which is kind of true) but I managed to make my uncle bring me 2 more bookshelves so Stef wins😂😂😂😂😂📚📚📚📚

    • @kevinkelly_
      @kevinkelly_ 8 років тому +1

      Stefan's Books hahaha you do win

  • @danger.noodel9163
    @danger.noodel9163 4 роки тому +6

    *When people say their fans of Narnia but have only watched the movie*
    Me: Uh- I don't think- that-
    THE LION THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE ISN'T EVEN THE FIRST BOOK

  • @eijirokirishima3765
    @eijirokirishima3765 5 років тому +6

    I was reading a book in 5th grade and walking back to class. Long story short, I walked into my 4th grade classroom
    Also, I legit LOVE Percy Jackson books!

  • @sophiemontecalvo7503
    @sophiemontecalvo7503 7 років тому +10

    I am a Twihard, but it drives me crazy when people think Twilight is the only YA novel out there.
    An amazing video, btw! You have earned a subscriber!

  • @irock2231
    @irock2231 8 років тому +8

    omg this was soo good!! I was smiling the whole time! loved it.

  • @girlonfire6405
    @girlonfire6405 5 років тому +2

    I. LOVED. THIS!
    I especially loved the ending lol the switch up, though.
    Also, 10/10 for the Marauder's Map t-shirt.

  • @queenofquacksons2745
    @queenofquacksons2745 5 років тому +3

    Your book collection is my new aesthetic.

  • @monicacisternas8567
    @monicacisternas8567 7 років тому +14

    I don't know how many times I've watched this video, but I still find it hilarious! Definitely one of my favorites in BookTube!

  • @RaynaPerryArts
    @RaynaPerryArts 8 років тому +24

    You were terrifying at the end. xD

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  8 років тому +13

      +Reader Rayna MWAHAHAHA my true self emerges!!!

  • @el8848
    @el8848 4 роки тому +7

    “Why want the book, when you can watch the movie?”
    “Reading is for nerds!”

  • @yfkejongsma2082
    @yfkejongsma2082 4 роки тому +4

    Also something nonredaers wont understand, when they call you to come. But you have to finish the page because otherwise the bookmark is on the wrong page!

  • @mochiattoart514
    @mochiattoart514 4 роки тому +3

    I'm fine with people not getting my references, cuz I love slipping in random book/movie quotes in conversations and get overjoyed when they get it

  • @NY-tn2ip
    @NY-tn2ip 5 років тому +7

    "i need a personal day" dude SAME when i read Me Before You I had exams, so I was basically crying in the exam hall during my math exam.

    • @liaadler8987
      @liaadler8987 4 роки тому

      After reading your comment I decided to read that book. It took me 1 day and I was sobbing the day. Undoubtedly one of the best books I have ever read

  • @thelilfox7604
    @thelilfox7604 4 роки тому +2

    Wait, wait, wait... IS THAT BLACK BUTLER MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKROUND!?!😍

  • @fintrevelyan6337
    @fintrevelyan6337 5 років тому +9

    They tell you to throw out books.
    Tell them to throw out their clothes.
    Look at their reaction.
    Revenge is sweet.

  • @cateslittlecorner6514
    @cateslittlecorner6514 8 років тому +4

    Oh my goodness. This was BRILLIANT! I absolutely loved this so darn much!!

  • @lolpe1000
    @lolpe1000 8 років тому +61

    Lol end of the video made me think..."You will be upgraded! You will be... upgraded!!"...
    Whoever did not get my reeference I pitty you! :P

  • @marianamurgueitio9556
    @marianamurgueitio9556 4 роки тому +4

    When she said: you should throw some out
    I was like : how dare you?! These are my babies

  • @ghostofmybody
    @ghostofmybody 4 роки тому +1

    This is my first time ever watching any of your videos and i could spot out so many books on your shelf