Bruce Kelp is Not Okay. [SS14]

[@dr.cheeze5382]

Wow. This is actualy so pathetic. Like, this is gmod rp levels of incel.
I dont play ss13. Is sec always like this?

[@googelc1988]

It's always like this.

[@thebadegg8937]

Not always but there’s always one guy like this at minimum, I just play sec to be a drunk overly emotional wreck at the bar

[@googelc1988]

@@thebadegg8937 didn't know a SIGMA watched my videos...

[@AveriV1]

on goob yes on mrp servers no

[@SakuraTwo]

It is in space station 14

[@ritalina0944]

>Clown uses non lethal methods to escape security
>Perma and execution

[@DrBadvice]

a classic

[@DandiIion]

Handcuffing and slipping the cap then also escaping from perma was quite impressive. Hell you even handed yourself back in! Wish folks had less of a stick up their arses sometimes.

[@googelc1988]

This video was recorded on least RP server among all - Wizard's Den Salamander [MRP].

[@hypergc2831]

sec is wild on every shift

[@Greylizard]

​@@hypergc2831 Not when there's Madelynn Lewis, Nanotrasen's best detective

[@PentastarEnjoyer]

​@@Greylizard Nearly best detective

[@MEL0_YT]

And I said:"that's not a paramedic THAT'S THE CAPTAIN!!!"

[@hamburger_eatspie]

13:10 dude actually thought the clown would cuff himself 💀

[@killerqu00]

I was CMO this shift. Zombies, in, fact, were not real - a person faked zombie infection and got injected with ammonia in attempt to cure them as a consequence :3

[@hamburger_eatspie]

Prank gone wrong

[@hamburger_eatspie]

10:59 WAIT THE CAPTAIN WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU HE HAD HIS SABER OUT!!! CAP SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER!

[@ZeFroot]

this sec team genuinely infuriates me, the fact that the HoS was literally batong-ing you despite you turning yourself in, AND the fucking CAPTAIN pulling out the sword despite you just slipping and stunning.

[@Greylizard]

9:07 would actually be Trespass, petty theft and failure to comply

[@fernando47180]

Yep. HoS ' sentence was way off

[@creatorbot0056]

And this is why i play lrp. Even if sec is shit there. There always someone robust that make sec less shit. By demolishing the entire security department or making them too busy on protecting themselve

[@iisaze1]

Shouldn't it be some job bans? That does not look legal and right

[@Arkangel630]

welcome to wizden, where the discord circlejerk reigns over all

[@hamburger_eatspie]

12:55 I once played warden and got insulted by the entire crew for being bad at my job. Even I remembered to check people’s outer clothing. 🤦‍♂️

[@crimimaster2]

I was the skelly who was in that locker, was waiting there like 15 min, probably would've waited more had cap not decided to skelly check every single sec locker. still, good usage of that situation.

[@bugpocket]

i literally play sec to offset the shit judgement the department always has

[@dstyKchp]

Based istg sec is such a killjoy role

[@wasntwas]

A true hero.

[@wasntwas]

Damn, shitsec got pissy and cappy couldnt handle the foolery, pathetic.

[@morpbutter]

Your thumbnail instils fear within me

[@googelc1988]

:)

[@hamburger_eatspie]

*clown casually discovers a method of transferring through windoors*

[@googelc1988]

sad they patched it out

[@CanadianWolverine]

Wow, that was just sad, those officers had no sense of humour at all.

[@The_Local_Goose]

Every time ive played sec on this station ive somehow been shot by my own sec team at least once 😭

[@hamburger_eatspie]

9:06 you forgot to add assaulting an officer.

[@pamdaniels7861]

ShitSec as per usual

[@nokename]

god your rp is so funny, and these people are so lame

[@googelc1988]

this sounds SO sarcastic

[@nokename]

@@googelc1988 damn yeah i see that now. i do mean it tho, really enjoy ur content

[@JackTheEternal]

Such a good clown, the Honkmother be praised

[@blackflamerteam]

Why is security always so unprepared? lol

[@donk8961]

Because most people who are good at the game would prefer the freedom to do what they want rather than babysit crew

[@jonastrindade7294]

I hate when sec kills the clown for being funny

[@catfoodbob1]

But thats how you know they doin their job

[@wasntwas]

​@catfoodbob1 3 officers and the captain spent a full minute standing around just to execute a clown for doing their job. Sec was absolutely not doing their job, and the captain is an egotistically baby.

[@wasntwas]

And also there was a zombie outbreak happening during that time, so like, theyre moron.

[@swatboy763]

@@wasntwasnah that’s their job, from a sec main

[@fetopvp3390]

Oh my god, you're amazing, you are my favorite clown ^^ RIP Bruce Kelp

[@MrZinguzi]

Bruce Kelp should have a Wizden shift where he tries this
>Join as clown/boxer
>Get boxing gloves
>Walk the halls punching random people one to two times.
>See how obscenely-butthurt people get
>Try to avoid getting ridiculous amounts of jailtime for "assault"

[@ButcherTTV]

RIP

[@Xman_0613]

holy shit this was on MRP? aren't they supposed to know space law?

[@Imasleeping11]

not goob?

[@googelc1988]

Not. Goob.

[@hamburger_eatspie]

@@googelc1988 😔

[@keithwilkes7069]

where's the HoP when his beloved clown needs them the most?
now i dont play 14, but on 13 when i see a funny man in need i just have to save them... we all know service rules the station.

[@Xx_Aineias_xX]

cool

[@gab_solo2391]

Hi

[@googelc1988]

hi

[@charliemaki6212]

more proof every HoS and sec player is to be trolled or KoS for every fun player

[@realpatty]

these guys suck lol

[@Pascij]

Looks like a cap and HoS getting rolebanned xD
Highly unprofessional xD