When Darth Vader Attended a Dinner Party and Then Dropped a Lethal Roast [Legends]
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Don’t worry , I’ll be slowing down with the titles. More serious videos and topics coming soon :) (and canon ones too).
lol don't stop! It's hilarious
+Alex Little don’t worry I won’t ever stop with them, but wanna balance them out with more serious video topics haha
That’s fine, the Legends stories seem more interesting imo.
hey the lore master will you do a video covering what was the most devastating war in legends
The Lore Master do a video about Lieutenant sunbern
Attended a dinner party, can't eat food
He just went there to roast people
And choke people....i mean fish 😂
So what’s for dinner?
Death Vader’s select roast.
Server: Tonight on the menu we have a superb roast ...
Darth Vader: yes.
He didn’t come to eat he came to cook.
Yup! Sounnnnds like Vader to me.
One tends to become adept at roasting others when oneself has been roasted.
Ouch
That left a mark🤣🤣🤣🤣
Franz Ferdinand VIII yeah so did the flames
OHHHHH BURNED
@@knightsotl796 poggers
Muldoon would’ve hated this, a whole world full of Clever girls.
@Jack Hollins Jurassic Planet
why didn’t you guys just say Jurassic world😂
Jurassic universe
Jurassic War
JURASSIC GALACTIC SENATE
"Sir we need a new alien species for this comic"
"Raptors"
"Oh cool so like a raptor humanoid hybrid? That'll be cool"
"No... raptors... just plain Raptors. But they talk"
"...ok?"
And wear clothes
And are not aloud to say snake
Raptor hybrids are just trandoshans anyway
And there are laser guns present, but nooooooooo...
No laser Raptors, not even in one panel!😒
That explains the laser raptors...
I like how Si-Di-Ri's reaction to the whole thing was "Nope, I'm out. I've seen enough. I retire."
Who wouldn't?
President: *Doesnt betray Empire and draws out rebel*
Vader: "Clever Girl."
I knew I wasn't the only one who found it funny we have Raptor aliens.
Clever raptor
It's a guy
🤣
The rebels were so concerned with finding out if they could, they never bothered to ask if they should.
And thus we see a rare animal indeed: A politician who knows to quit when he's ahead.
While still has his head.
@@Sgt_Glory a whole new meaning
Guess you could say......Clever Girl ;)
Jessie ' s Ratrods *points* I understood that reference.
HAHAHA yes
"Interrupting Vader Mid-Roast"
I've never heard a more perfect sentence
"How was the fried Chateau de Ryloth my Lord?" asked the Chef
"It was most impressive," said Vader. He had to admit that this establishment served good food, despite the change of ownership. Perhaps the Emperor was right to grant them their licence.
The waiter laid down a plate and raised the metallic cover to reveal his desert. Vader sensed a deep disturbance in the Force.
"What... what is this?" the dark lord muttered, his breathing getting faster by the second.
The waiter realised his mistake, but it was too late to cover up his mistake. "It is.. it is.."
"What is this!" Vader said again, this time raising his voice, his arms unfolding and anger rising up inside him.
"It is... it is.. Sand Dune coated Vienettana Ici..." the waiter started, but he was thrown back by the Force, as the Dark Lord rose from his chair in anger.
"I TOLD YOU. I DO NOT LIKE SAND!" Vader shouted, rising from his chair and igniting his red blade. He sliced through the room. "Where is the owner of this establishment!"
Despite their attempts to placate him, it was of no use. The restauranteur watched this unfold on his security feed in his room above. He could feel the floor shaking as the Imperial VIP got closer, making his way through his defences with ease. Nervously loading a blaster rifle despite the minuscule odds of survival, he ran to the door, hoping to make a daring escape to his pirate shuttle outside.
Too late.
As the shield door opened, the corpse of one of his men fell through. The Chiss guard had clearly been impaled by a lightsaber. He heard a deep breathing echoing in the corridor. The dark lord did not enter. Vader retracted his lightsaber back into its hilt. He raised his fist closing his fingers.
The restauranteur, the member of the Crimson Sun cartel felt the air run out from his lungs. Vader looked into the camera, still broadcasting to the criminal clans that had tried to bribe the Empire with food.
"Tell your friends, that the Empire does not do business with those who serve... mediocre food. You are not as strong as the Emperor thought." The dark lord turned and left. He pressed a button on his wrist, alerting Commando Appo to ready his shuttle. If he hurried, he could still make it to Imperial Plaza for the last call for dessert.
@@darkjediknight2923 that was good
@@lazulianimations3649 Thank you. Next time on Star Wars - The Food Wars... After their stunning victory at Endor, Chewbacca fulfils his life long dream and opens up the first "Wookie's Cookies" store in his new restaurant franchise on Coruscant.
@@darkjediknight2923 sounds delicious!
@@yxnsoong735 All hives of scum, villainy and poor food shall be purged from the galaxy. For a safe society with a healthy diet!
"Galatic News: Lord Vader forced to resign after racial comments resurface."
#darthvaderisoverparty
#NotmyDarth
#DefundVader
#CancelCultureIsOutlawedByOrderOfTheEmperor
Also Galactic News: *Reporters begin to be force choked*
“Vader attends a party full of Clever Girls to call their president the S-word”
What are you talking about my snake
@@sloppyoyster5779 uh, Last I checked you CANT use that word
@@joeljohnson7382 WHAT are you talking about I got the S Word Pass
@@sloppyoyster5779 oh my bad my snake
If you don’t vote for me. You ain’t S word
Vader: I’m gonna say the S-word!
Rebel Alliance: Mr. President get down!
Snake!
@@quinncaie2593 You can't say thhat, that's racist!
Any way we can get an S-word pass?
Only dinosaurs have s word passes
@@ratbat1072 legend has it that this was the real trade deal
Me: sees title
Also me: imagining vader pressing bread on his mask over and over
DGGaming 1987 Vader quietly lifts up his mask and slips a piece of bread in
@@lucienandderikspcgaming4887 Muffled bloodcurdling screams are heard from the helmet.
@@zedgovos4914 cuts to vader chugging wine to try to wash the bread down, only to breathe in the wine
Like that time Havve Hogan tried to eat a popsicle
I just imagine it very dollhouse style. He picks up the bread and makes munching noises, grabs the glass and makes dipping noises. Loudly announces that he is well sated by the end of the meal.
I've seen my fair share of reptilian aliens in Star Wars, but Raptors were a new one.
Where are the feathers?!?
@@bernardoheusi6146 Anus. :P
@@alexlemonds2838 That's one place to put em
@@sweatysocks8214 Come mating season they extend. It's a beautiful, nasty display.
RustyKn1ght Could’ve been worse, John
Darth Vader: "I am going to say the N word."
Me and Everyone else: *Too Scared to stop him* "As you wish, Lord Vader."
Me: Why Not?😏
What is the n word?
@@ladymarvel9431 H.P. Lovecraft named his cat with this Word of Darkness, one may even say "Blackness".
Many social networks ban for it, heh.
@Григорий Грачёв
I see, well thank you
No Vader do not say the N word, you don't know what it can do!
Vader: He he, NI-
Blaster shot*
He cannot say the N word anymore.
Emperor comes*
Emperor: Well yes, but I also came here to say the N word! Ni%$#!
(Planet explodes*)
Moral of the story: everybody thinks they're gangster until Darth Vader starts saying the N-word.
i think you mean the s word
I'm not racist but I would almost pay to hear Vader say that shit. Lmao
Lol
I wanna that to happen just so I know how James Earl Jones says it
I guess he's black with that armor of his?
"Darth Vader calls a Velociraptor the N-Word."
Could Darth Vader be said to be technically part black? I mean, James Earl Jones is like 1/3rd of Vader.
@@SigTheSauceMan But he's not a raptor, so he can't say that word!
@@felipecosta-kv2fx He's altering the race rules, pray that he doesn't alter them any further
@@SigTheSauceMan Lol. Part swedish too then.
@@cashwat210 Robot Chicken?
For a man who can't really eat, Lord Vader sure did love his roast.
He certainly is well done
@@jameswagstaff984 kenobi cooked Vader just like how he has his steak
I liked this then realised the amount of likes and withdraw to leave it perfect
@@JoeHabana what was the amount of likes?
@@lyrimetacurl0 it was 69
"I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it further."
"I bid that you wear this bonnet. pray I do not alter the deal further"
"I am unaltering the deal, pray I don't unalter it any further."
@@sasquatchman22 I want you to wear these clown shoes, wear this dress, ride this unicycle and refure to yourself as Mary. I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it further.
@@dr.bright6272 THIS DEAL... is very fair and I am happy to be apart of it.
@@LAV-III excellent
No one:
Darth Vader: "I am going to say the S-word"
You can't say the s-word, that's racist
@@yoursinisterdoge2785 SNNNNNNN- *Thermal detonator*
@@Khornecussion Mr. Si di ri I've done it. I've stopped racism.
Si di ri: thanks you Skipper. Now I can freely roam the galaxy.
@@EternalEmperorofZakuul Emperor: Well maybe but I have also came here to say the S word!
Hehehe, SNEK (Planet explodes)
High Republic writers: “Lets add dinosaurs to SW!”
Tiss’Sharl: Are we a joke to you?
This isn’t high republic
@@ZHH_Studios I think he meant “the ones that high are the writers”
Vader: *starts to roast an alien*
rebel: *interrupts Vader*
Vader: *kills rebel and turns to the alien* "As I was saying."
Top 10 rapers Eminem was afraid to diss
You might want to take a minute to correct your spelling buddy.
@@anonymousdoginc.432 well wrong spelling or not who would want to diss a serial rapist.
@@anonymousdoginc.432 - It's clear that you never scored school papers, you under-estimate just how many of them want to become famous rapers...
@@tiffanywilliams6040 it was short lived maybe next time
I always welcome any new Alien race in Star Wars that doesn't just look like Re-Textured Humans
Ryn How about retextured dinosaurs?
@@kaijuslayer3334 They are cool :D
They legit look like the velociraptor s from the classic Jurassic park films lmao
@chespokotota
Well its comic so they wouldn't be CG dummy
@@goose4781 Because no one has used CGI software before to write a comic.
Vader: Have you ever drank wine this good?
Raptors: Yes, on alderaan...
Alderaan chunks *everywhere!*
Pew pew
Boom
Pow
Vader: Hey President let it go
Vader, mimicks voice: _Nooo we're peaceful race_ You may fire when ready. Pew! Pow! Bang! Alderaan chunks everywhere!
The fact that they invited vader to a dinner party full well KNOWING that he can't eat food was probably already enough to piss him off lol.
I love the fact that Vader is so terrifying even a Jurassic Park raptor wouldn’t fuck with him any further.
I’m coming to accept that every “troll” and “roast” from Vader is just straight-up arresting someone, ruining their reputation or killing them
Sometimes all three
A prankster if you will
@@noneofurbusiness906 haha
He’s a very good comedian
He lacks Kenobi's subtlety.
Vader: *makes racist comment at dinner table*
Dinosaurs: 😒
Fish people: ☹️
Palpatine: 🤣
I speak on behalf of the Reddit hivemind. We dont like emojis, except for 🅱 and 🗿. Those two are cool, but you people are cringe.
@@jedimindglitch89 Shut the fuck up, reddit degenerate. This is youtube not reddit.
Painter Pikachu shut, 🅱️🗿
@@painterpikachu3530 The Hivemind is eternal. You cannot escape to youtube. We will go wherever we wish, and bring our beliefs with us. If you want to escape The Hivemind, you can only to to The Forbidden Lands of TikTok and Instagram. VIVA LA HIVEMIND
@@jedimindglitch89 Okay but don't you have a shitty meme to make.
President Si-Di-Ri: "This deal can't possibly get any worse"
Darth Vader: "I have altered the deal, pray I dont alter it further"
"Here is a unicycle. You will ride it wherever you go"
"This deal is...actually pretty good and I'm happy to be part of it."
Vader:"the deal has been altered further bi*ch!"
No one:
Vader: i’m gonna say the S word
MS. OBAMA GET DOWN!
@@boneheadgaming6051 Aldeeran get down ! 💥
On the movies: Badass, maybe
On the comics: *Drama, Action, Comedy fused into one*
Darth Vader: “. . . and then l said, ‘enjoy your meal, be careful not to choke on it’. And then l Force choked all of them!”
Everyone at the dinner table: *nervous laughter*
**slightly balding man with flop sweat and a nervous twitch approximately eight seats down from Darth Vader** "HAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE, MY LIEGE! 😬👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻"
"... Interrupting Vader mid-roast."
Now THAT'S a stupid move if ever I saw one. 😂
Thus the line,
*"He is as clumsy as he is stupid."*
I like to think that Vader was grinning under his helmet/mask the whole time. He got to play everyone like chumps.
"Vader forgave the president"....
The president: "not gonna lie, they really had us in the first half..."
This dude straight up called both them aliens the n word
Resigning was a pretty smart thing for him to do
Clever -girl- boy
He's a boy
@@ladyren1575 I know
Damn first trolling and now roasting. Legends Vader is a savage.
Darth savage
I think this actually the Disney one.
Grim Knight The marvel comics for Disney have a much different art style
It says it's Legends at the start of the video.
Little Ani
Is Vader that uncle you don’t invite to Thanksgiving because he goes on a political rant and you just slide in your chair to the point where you’re almost under the table?
Is this the racist uncle or the creepy uncle?
iamblt Hard to say. He did participate in genocide, but he also told a woman he didn’t see for 10 years that he thought about her every day. Maybe a column A/B situation
@@MichaelCutts7 Serbian?
bigpimpdaddy69
He killed off Sand People indiscriminately.
DT-L29 to the reptilian race “snake” is basically the n-word, same with “fishman” for the mon calamari
damn, Obi-Wan didn't just teach him how to be a badass, he also taught him how to roast people like pigs
His whole time on the planet was basically him giving “what are you gonna do about it” vibes
Dude why ain’t he eating?
Vader: cuz your pain is my sustenance! *begins the roasting*
This has caused me to like the Empire more since they made deals with Dinosaurs.
Same
Dead. Hahahaha
Alan Grant's worst nightmare
Can you imagine him using the s-word and everyone reacts with a mixture of “whoooa”, “hey” “what the hell”, and “not cool Vader”? 😂
I can imagine the a chonky guard raptor getting riled up in the back and bulldozing his way through his weaker comrades to rip Vader's throat out...
@@blackshogun272 Them immediately get his snapped
I like how Vader started his roast, got interrupted and killed the target, then went "fuck it this one is too good to not use" and said it anyway
"Interrupting Vader Mid-Roast"
Vader: "My roast is ruined!!"
When Star Wars became Jurassic Park 😂😂😂
Elemental Jedi this is why we can’t clone dinosaurs
Clever girl
Elemental Jedi yes yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂 my dream come true
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Raptors went to space
I bet if that President knew Vader’s backstory. He could just be like “Lol, shut it ya darn sLaVe bOy.”
*Force choke*
*Literally 1 millisecond later* MISTAKES WERE MADE!!!!
Kaiju Slayer333 *BOI
"Ooowwwnn, how sad, The poor vader got burned in a lava river and left to die with no limbs!"
"The poor guy has no dick now, he can't fuck"
"How's your mother doing?"
Vader: "The Force is too good for you."
*proceeds to cut off all of his limbs, stab him several times, and then cut off his head.
Star Wars comic people: I can’t think of any new aliens
People: just put Dino’s in the comics and make them technologically advanced
OBVIOUSLY
Clever girl
And I see nothing wrong with that plan
The king be like "I DONT GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS ISH! I QUIT!" 😂😂
President
I keep getting recommended videos of Vader being an absolute madlad
Vader: **oversees tiss’shar**
Si-di-ri: ight, imma head out
1:54 you missed the chance to say “Jurassic-ally”
Veloseraptors and politics?
What could go wrong, but I might actually vote for one.
I voted for Sidiri, and he won! But then he died, so Vice President T’sodara inherited the position. I should’ve voted for T’sodara in the first place....
Real title should be “when darth vader used the lizard n-word.”
"I have unaltered the deal, pray I don't unalter it any further" - Vader
Vader unironically become Griveous; no hearth; only conclusions; he doesn't care about politics; nor the force; he only lives to watch jedi *die*
George Lucas made Grievous as a predecessor to Vader
Grievous is better though
He kills not only out of hatred but also for fun, Jedi and all
(Especially droids 😂)
Gotta say that Grievous being able to use up to 5 light sabers at a time is certainly an advantage over Vader. So much to keep track of he WILL find an opening on you...
But Vader does care about the force
Excellent observation
The thumbnail looks like "That time Darth Vader sat down to dinner with a Velociraptor".
:'D
Breaking News: Darth Vader forced to resign as the Emperor's right hand after allegations of racial insensitivity surface.
"How was the fried Chateau de Ryloth my Lord?" asked the Chef
"It was most impressive," said Vader. He had to admit that this establishment served good food, despite the change of ownership. Perhaps the Emperor was right to grant them their licence.
The waiter laid down a plate and raised the metallic cover to reveal his desert. Vader sensed a deep disturbance in the Force.
"What... what is this?" the dark lord muttered, his breathing getting faster by the second.
The waiter realised his mistake, but it was too late to cover up his mistake. "It is.. it is.."
"What is this!" Vader said again, this time raising his voice, his arms unfolding and anger rising up inside him.
"It is... it is.. Sand Dune coated Vienettana Ici..." the waiter started, but he was thrown back by the Force, as the Dark Lord rose from his chair in anger.
"I TOLD YOU. I DO NOT LIKE SAND!" Vader shouted, rising from his chair and igniting his red blade. He sliced through the room. "Where is the owner of this establishment!"
Despite their attempts to placate him, it was of no use. The restauranteur watched this unfold on his security feed in his room above. He could feel the floor shaking as the Imperial VIP got closer, making his way through his defences with ease. Nervously loading a blaster rifle despite the minuscule odds of survival, he ran to the door, hoping to make a daring escape to his pirate shuttle outside.
Too late.
As the shield door opened, the corpse of one of his men fell through. The Chiss guard had clearly been impaled by a lightsaber. He heard a deep breathing echoing in the corridor. The dark lord did not enter. Vader retracted his lightsaber back into its hilt. He raised his fist closing his fingers.
The restauranteur, the member of the Crimson Sun cartel felt the air run out from his lungs. Vader looked into the camera, still broadcasting to the criminal clans that had tried to bribe the Empire with food.
"Tell your friends, that the Empire does not do business with those who serve... mediocre food. You are not as strong as the Emperor thought." The dark lord turned and left. He pressed a button on his wrist, alerting Commando Appo to ready his shuttle. If he hurried, he could still make it to Imperial Plaza for the last call for dessert.
Vader is a Karin
Don't ever serve him a sandwich either
@@wartimeroxy6163 Lord Vader, Imperial Culinary Master
@@cmelton6796 I am altering this sandwich order. Pray I do not alter it any further.
Great story.
"I don't fear anything."
"You should count yourself lucky to be loyal."
"Ight, I'ma head out."
“Reptilian-like” more like sentient Raptors
0:57
I didn't know Blue was from star wars
I know right!?
That explains alot
“You don’t know the power of the Roasting”.
“Dark Vader dropped a lethal roast” rather ironic that he was almost roasted alive if I weren’t for Palpatine in revenge of the sith 😂
And thus, the roastee becomes the roaster
This is Outrageous!!!!!!!
NANI?!?!?!!?!?
This is outrageous!! It's unfair!!
How can you be a Sith Lord and not have legs!!!!
“I can’t even eat!”
@@grievouscontent "I love the high ground!"
I object! There is no proof!
1: Why is this in my recommended?
2: Why wasn't it here sooner
Vader learned his roste from kenob and his rage from palpatine 😂👍
So true!
Vader everytime he gets invited to a planet; "Your politics bore me"
*proceeds to force choke half the universe*
Vader: “I’m gonna say the S-word”
I'm curious about Trandoshan-Dinosaur relations.
The trandoshans probably view themselves as greater an more evolved beings and how the Dino People are just horrible imitations of themselves and blasphemy to the merciful Scorekeeper...
BlackShogun 27 I’d think the opposite, I think they would see them as dangerous and intelligent life forms perfect prey for the great hunt worth many Jaganath points
@@lenardstarks5891 I'd love to see a Trandoshans Civil War 😎
@@blackshogun272 FOR THE WOOKIES
“Clever girl”
Robert Muldoon
Vader eats souls
Vader is such a savage in these comics
Is this what happened at the end of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom?
Yes
I really hope so
No Body
Literary, not a soul.
Star War: pull all Raptors card.
My man Vader literally dined with Velociraptors
Killer Queen has already touched this raptor
"You a snake" - Vader
Ewoks: living teddy bears
Tasar: raptors with clothes
"Drops a lethal roast"
Okay, who did he burn to death? I'm speaking literally, of course.
Raptor Vader
Probably ate the Mon Cal afterword its like a giant fish dinner going to waste.
“Egads! My roast is ruined!”
Video: Darth Vader drops a lethal roast
Me: Darth Vader roasts space velociraptors
Vader: "I altered the deal, pray that I dont alter it any further"
President: "this deal gets worse all the time!"
Vader: "Also, I want you to wear these heels, and call yourself Snakerya"
Knowing Vader...
Everything he does is lethal.
It's Unfair!!!!!!!
*recorder jurassic park theme + star wars theme starts playing*
Of course Vader dishes out roasts like a pro. He had experience from being *roasted* by Obi-Wan on Mustafar
Vader: *I’m puttin’ a roast in the oven, you’re gonna want to get in on this deliciousness*
3:39 says fisherman when it was Fishman*
This just in Vader has been forced to resign aftwr reveral tweets of him using racial
Slurs surface
Resign? Bitch just put on administrative leave for two weeks before IBB cleared him.
The velociraptors have evolved, Clever girl
Palpatine must have had fun sending Vader out on diplomatic missions and sealing trade deals, I'm sure the announcement of such ideas is enough to make his top bureaucrats faint.
Title: Lethal roast
Vader: *says the space nword*
LoreMaster: Now thats a lethal roast!
Honestly I wish the the “raptors” (I forgot their names) would of actually been more of a powerhouse.
Luke Wagner there are already t Rexs in the Si Ru so why not ha r those two form an alliance
Alright, who gave the dinosaurs brains?
The scientists were so preoccupied if they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.
it was ingens fault!
Brian Daley in his Star Wars novel Han Solo at Stars' End in 1979. Why do you ask?
"When Darth Vader Attended a Dinner Party and then Dropped Deathsticks"
Vader: thank you for your unwitting cooperation. You will see more of me in the futur.
Raptor leader : oh hell no! I’m out!
Overcooked cyborg nugget in a suit roasts technologically advanced space dinosaurs.