When Darth Vader Attended a Dinner Party and Then Dropped a Lethal Roast [Legends]

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  • @TheLoreMasterYT
    @TheLoreMasterYT  4 роки тому +2451

    Don’t worry , I’ll be slowing down with the titles. More serious videos and topics coming soon :) (and canon ones too).

    • @hmuifuscared
      @hmuifuscared 4 роки тому +120

      lol don't stop! It's hilarious

    • @TheLoreMasterYT
      @TheLoreMasterYT  4 роки тому +118

      +Alex Little don’t worry I won’t ever stop with them, but wanna balance them out with more serious video topics haha

    • @youwayo
      @youwayo 4 роки тому +23

      That’s fine, the Legends stories seem more interesting imo.

    • @n2badsam420
      @n2badsam420 4 роки тому +8

      hey the lore master will you do a video covering what was the most devastating war in legends

    • @irvingramirez2335
      @irvingramirez2335 4 роки тому +3

      The Lore Master do a video about Lieutenant sunbern

  • @dukelin5807
    @dukelin5807 4 роки тому +7149

    Attended a dinner party, can't eat food
    He just went there to roast people

    • @grievouscontent
      @grievouscontent 4 роки тому +289

      And choke people....i mean fish 😂

    • @overlordinquisitor6565
      @overlordinquisitor6565 4 роки тому +328

      So what’s for dinner?
      Death Vader’s select roast.

    • @worstnightmare8556
      @worstnightmare8556 4 роки тому +190

      Server: Tonight on the menu we have a superb roast ...
      Darth Vader: yes.

    • @spynix0718
      @spynix0718 4 роки тому +154

      He didn’t come to eat he came to cook.

    • @dankennedy8757
      @dankennedy8757 4 роки тому +26

      Yup! Sounnnnds like Vader to me.

  • @ZombiePotatoSalad
    @ZombiePotatoSalad 4 роки тому +4573

    One tends to become adept at roasting others when oneself has been roasted.

  • @connorgolden4
    @connorgolden4 4 роки тому +2659

    Muldoon would’ve hated this, a whole world full of Clever girls.

  • @Viper631
    @Viper631 4 роки тому +2104

    "Sir we need a new alien species for this comic"
    "Raptors"
    "Oh cool so like a raptor humanoid hybrid? That'll be cool"
    "No... raptors... just plain Raptors. But they talk"
    "...ok?"

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 роки тому +210

      And wear clothes

    • @boneheadgaming6051
      @boneheadgaming6051 4 роки тому +132

      And are not aloud to say snake

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 4 роки тому +65

      Raptor hybrids are just trandoshans anyway

    • @d.f.9140
      @d.f.9140 4 роки тому +34

      And there are laser guns present, but nooooooooo...
      No laser Raptors, not even in one panel!😒

    • @SharkyMcSnarkface
      @SharkyMcSnarkface 4 роки тому +13

      That explains the laser raptors...

  • @Darkwood2027
    @Darkwood2027 4 роки тому +730

    I like how Si-Di-Ri's reaction to the whole thing was "Nope, I'm out. I've seen enough. I retire."

  • @callumn2111
    @callumn2111 4 роки тому +5109

    President: *Doesnt betray Empire and draws out rebel*
    Vader: "Clever Girl."

  • @tanall5959
    @tanall5959 4 роки тому +3334

    And thus we see a rare animal indeed: A politician who knows to quit when he's ahead.

  • @ajaderabbit8399
    @ajaderabbit8399 4 роки тому +1887

    "Interrupting Vader Mid-Roast"
    I've never heard a more perfect sentence

    • @darkjediknight2923
      @darkjediknight2923 4 роки тому +65

      "How was the fried Chateau de Ryloth my Lord?" asked the Chef
      "It was most impressive," said Vader. He had to admit that this establishment served good food, despite the change of ownership. Perhaps the Emperor was right to grant them their licence.
      The waiter laid down a plate and raised the metallic cover to reveal his desert. Vader sensed a deep disturbance in the Force.
      "What... what is this?" the dark lord muttered, his breathing getting faster by the second.
      The waiter realised his mistake, but it was too late to cover up his mistake. "It is.. it is.."
      "What is this!" Vader said again, this time raising his voice, his arms unfolding and anger rising up inside him.
      "It is... it is.. Sand Dune coated Vienettana Ici..." the waiter started, but he was thrown back by the Force, as the Dark Lord rose from his chair in anger.
      "I TOLD YOU. I DO NOT LIKE SAND!" Vader shouted, rising from his chair and igniting his red blade. He sliced through the room. "Where is the owner of this establishment!"
      Despite their attempts to placate him, it was of no use. The restauranteur watched this unfold on his security feed in his room above. He could feel the floor shaking as the Imperial VIP got closer, making his way through his defences with ease. Nervously loading a blaster rifle despite the minuscule odds of survival, he ran to the door, hoping to make a daring escape to his pirate shuttle outside.
      Too late.
      As the shield door opened, the corpse of one of his men fell through. The Chiss guard had clearly been impaled by a lightsaber. He heard a deep breathing echoing in the corridor. The dark lord did not enter. Vader retracted his lightsaber back into its hilt. He raised his fist closing his fingers.
      The restauranteur, the member of the Crimson Sun cartel felt the air run out from his lungs. Vader looked into the camera, still broadcasting to the criminal clans that had tried to bribe the Empire with food.
      "Tell your friends, that the Empire does not do business with those who serve... mediocre food. You are not as strong as the Emperor thought." The dark lord turned and left. He pressed a button on his wrist, alerting Commando Appo to ready his shuttle. If he hurried, he could still make it to Imperial Plaza for the last call for dessert.

    • @lazulianimations3649
      @lazulianimations3649 4 роки тому +10

      @@darkjediknight2923 that was good

    • @darkjediknight2923
      @darkjediknight2923 4 роки тому +14

      @@lazulianimations3649 Thank you. Next time on Star Wars - The Food Wars... After their stunning victory at Endor, Chewbacca fulfils his life long dream and opens up the first "Wookie's Cookies" store in his new restaurant franchise on Coruscant.

    • @yxnsoong735
      @yxnsoong735 4 роки тому +4

      @@darkjediknight2923 sounds delicious!

    • @darkjediknight2923
      @darkjediknight2923 4 роки тому +5

      @@yxnsoong735 All hives of scum, villainy and poor food shall be purged from the galaxy. For a safe society with a healthy diet!

  • @Mr_Wholegrain
    @Mr_Wholegrain 4 роки тому +3087

    "Galatic News: Lord Vader forced to resign after racial comments resurface."

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity 4 роки тому +916

    “Vader attends a party full of Clever Girls to call their president the S-word”

    • @sloppyoyster5779
      @sloppyoyster5779 3 роки тому +19

      What are you talking about my snake

    • @joeljohnson7382
      @joeljohnson7382 3 роки тому +23

      @@sloppyoyster5779 uh, Last I checked you CANT use that word

    • @sloppyoyster5779
      @sloppyoyster5779 3 роки тому +20

      @@joeljohnson7382 WHAT are you talking about I got the S Word Pass

    • @joeljohnson7382
      @joeljohnson7382 3 роки тому +12

      @@sloppyoyster5779 oh my bad my snake

    • @jkb1603
      @jkb1603 3 роки тому +18

      If you don’t vote for me. You ain’t S word

  • @eldestdragon5766
    @eldestdragon5766 4 роки тому +1873

    Vader: I’m gonna say the S-word!
    Rebel Alliance: Mr. President get down!

  • @asavvysoundwave3456
    @asavvysoundwave3456 4 роки тому +3179

    Me: sees title
    Also me: imagining vader pressing bread on his mask over and over

    • @lucienandderikspcgaming4887
      @lucienandderikspcgaming4887 4 роки тому +212

      DGGaming 1987 Vader quietly lifts up his mask and slips a piece of bread in

    • @zedgovos4914
      @zedgovos4914 4 роки тому +209

      @@lucienandderikspcgaming4887 Muffled bloodcurdling screams are heard from the helmet.

    • @asavvysoundwave3456
      @asavvysoundwave3456 4 роки тому +165

      @@zedgovos4914 cuts to vader chugging wine to try to wash the bread down, only to breathe in the wine

    • @amaplepaladin5700
      @amaplepaladin5700 4 роки тому +27

      Like that time Havve Hogan tried to eat a popsicle

    • @ForLitenSvenska
      @ForLitenSvenska 4 роки тому +118

      I just imagine it very dollhouse style. He picks up the bread and makes munching noises, grabs the glass and makes dipping noises. Loudly announces that he is well sated by the end of the meal.

  • @Ruosteinenknight
    @Ruosteinenknight 4 роки тому +3105

    I've seen my fair share of reptilian aliens in Star Wars, but Raptors were a new one.

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 4 роки тому +63

      Where are the feathers?!?

    • @alexlemonds2838
      @alexlemonds2838 4 роки тому +38

      @@bernardoheusi6146 Anus. :P

    • @sweatysocks8214
      @sweatysocks8214 4 роки тому +62

      @@alexlemonds2838 That's one place to put em

    • @alexlemonds2838
      @alexlemonds2838 4 роки тому +46

      @@sweatysocks8214 Come mating season they extend. It's a beautiful, nasty display.

    • @ThMnWthNNm
      @ThMnWthNNm 4 роки тому +15

      RustyKn1ght Could’ve been worse, John

  • @TheOnixGamer
    @TheOnixGamer 4 роки тому +553

    Darth Vader: "I am going to say the N word."
    Me and Everyone else: *Too Scared to stop him* "As you wish, Lord Vader."

    • @FranzFerdinandVIII
      @FranzFerdinandVIII 4 роки тому +8

      Me: Why Not?😏

    • @ladymarvel9431
      @ladymarvel9431 3 роки тому +3

      What is the n word?

    • @ГригорийГ-ч4н
      @ГригорийГ-ч4н 3 роки тому +11

      @@ladymarvel9431 H.P. Lovecraft named his cat with this Word of Darkness, one may even say "Blackness".
      Many social networks ban for it, heh.

    • @ladymarvel9431
      @ladymarvel9431 3 роки тому +1

      @Григорий Грачёв
      I see, well thank you

    • @veryangryduckpl2122
      @veryangryduckpl2122 3 роки тому +12

      No Vader do not say the N word, you don't know what it can do!
      Vader: He he, NI-
      Blaster shot*
      He cannot say the N word anymore.
      Emperor comes*
      Emperor: Well yes, but I also came here to say the N word! Ni%$#!
      (Planet explodes*)

  • @clyax113
    @clyax113 4 роки тому +563

    Moral of the story: everybody thinks they're gangster until Darth Vader starts saying the N-word.

    • @bakedbeans9262
      @bakedbeans9262 4 роки тому +19

      i think you mean the s word

    • @lonniedavis4894
      @lonniedavis4894 3 роки тому +30

      I'm not racist but I would almost pay to hear Vader say that shit. Lmao

    • @ok-ok2
      @ok-ok2 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @horsenuggets1018
      @horsenuggets1018 3 роки тому +4

      I wanna that to happen just so I know how James Earl Jones says it

    • @PerfectAzrael
      @PerfectAzrael 3 роки тому +3

      I guess he's black with that armor of his?

  • @alexanderchippel
    @alexanderchippel 4 роки тому +7828

    "Darth Vader calls a Velociraptor the N-Word."

    • @SigTheSauceMan
      @SigTheSauceMan 4 роки тому +335

      Could Darth Vader be said to be technically part black? I mean, James Earl Jones is like 1/3rd of Vader.

    • @felipecosta-kv2fx
      @felipecosta-kv2fx 4 роки тому +264

      @@SigTheSauceMan But he's not a raptor, so he can't say that word!

    • @cashwat210
      @cashwat210 4 роки тому +399

      @@felipecosta-kv2fx He's altering the race rules, pray that he doesn't alter them any further

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 4 роки тому +20

      @@SigTheSauceMan Lol. Part swedish too then.

    • @Ray-yv7kn
      @Ray-yv7kn 4 роки тому +18

      @@cashwat210 Robot Chicken?

  • @joshyboy9804
    @joshyboy9804 4 роки тому +1106

    For a man who can't really eat, Lord Vader sure did love his roast.

    • @jameswagstaff984
      @jameswagstaff984 4 роки тому +35

      He certainly is well done

    • @dissolver6284
      @dissolver6284 4 роки тому +32

      @@jameswagstaff984 kenobi cooked Vader just like how he has his steak

    • @JoeHabana
      @JoeHabana 4 роки тому +2

      I liked this then realised the amount of likes and withdraw to leave it perfect

    • @lyrimetacurl0
      @lyrimetacurl0 4 роки тому

      @@JoeHabana what was the amount of likes?

    • @JoeHabana
      @JoeHabana 4 роки тому

      @@lyrimetacurl0 it was 69

  • @angus57720
    @angus57720 4 роки тому +1016

    "I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it further."

    • @sasquatchman22
      @sasquatchman22 4 роки тому +66

      "I bid that you wear this bonnet. pray I do not alter the deal further"

    • @requiem7817
      @requiem7817 4 роки тому +50

      "I am unaltering the deal, pray I don't unalter it any further."

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 роки тому +50

      @@sasquatchman22 I want you to wear these clown shoes, wear this dress, ride this unicycle and refure to yourself as Mary. I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it further.

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 4 роки тому +30

      @@dr.bright6272 THIS DEAL... is very fair and I am happy to be apart of it.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 роки тому +9

      @@LAV-III excellent

  • @Senor21
    @Senor21 4 роки тому +162

    No one:
    Darth Vader: "I am going to say the S-word"

    • @yoursinisterdoge2785
      @yoursinisterdoge2785 4 роки тому +14

      You can't say the s-word, that's racist

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 3 роки тому +3

      @@yoursinisterdoge2785 SNNNNNNN- *Thermal detonator*

    • @EternalEmperorofZakuul
      @EternalEmperorofZakuul 3 роки тому +3

      @@Khornecussion Mr. Si di ri I've done it. I've stopped racism.
      Si di ri: thanks you Skipper. Now I can freely roam the galaxy.

    • @veryangryduckpl2122
      @veryangryduckpl2122 3 роки тому +4

      @@EternalEmperorofZakuul Emperor: Well maybe but I have also came here to say the S word!
      Hehehe, SNEK (Planet explodes)

  • @kevinyo1169
    @kevinyo1169 4 роки тому +138

    High Republic writers: “Lets add dinosaurs to SW!”
    Tiss’Sharl: Are we a joke to you?

    • @ZHH_Studios
      @ZHH_Studios 3 роки тому +2

      This isn’t high republic

    • @db-tuncturan4983
      @db-tuncturan4983 3 роки тому +1

      @@ZHH_Studios I think he meant “the ones that high are the writers”

  • @ZeusStormbringer
    @ZeusStormbringer 4 роки тому +3208

    Vader: *starts to roast an alien*
    rebel: *interrupts Vader*
    Vader: *kills rebel and turns to the alien* "As I was saying."

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 роки тому +131

      Top 10 rapers Eminem was afraid to diss

    • @anonymousdoginc.432
      @anonymousdoginc.432 4 роки тому +49

      You might want to take a minute to correct your spelling buddy.

    • @valko96
      @valko96 4 роки тому +27

      @@anonymousdoginc.432 well wrong spelling or not who would want to diss a serial rapist.

    • @ahmataevo
      @ahmataevo 4 роки тому +9

      @@anonymousdoginc.432 - It's clear that you never scored school papers, you under-estimate just how many of them want to become famous rapers...

    • @ZeusStormbringer
      @ZeusStormbringer 4 роки тому +2

      @@tiffanywilliams6040 it was short lived maybe next time

  • @MobiusMundUr
    @MobiusMundUr 4 роки тому +1660

    I always welcome any new Alien race in Star Wars that doesn't just look like Re-Textured Humans

    • @kaijuslayer3334
      @kaijuslayer3334 4 роки тому +206

      Ryn How about retextured dinosaurs?

    • @Luis-vy9bm
      @Luis-vy9bm 4 роки тому +72

      @@kaijuslayer3334 They are cool :D

    • @greedgod5827
      @greedgod5827 4 роки тому +106

      They legit look like the velociraptor s from the classic Jurassic park films lmao

    • @goose4781
      @goose4781 4 роки тому +20

      @chespokotota
      Well its comic so they wouldn't be CG dummy

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 4 роки тому +17

      @@goose4781 Because no one has used CGI software before to write a comic.

  • @felipecosta-kv2fx
    @felipecosta-kv2fx 4 роки тому +870

    Vader: Have you ever drank wine this good?
    Raptors: Yes, on alderaan...

    • @moontrooper2587
      @moontrooper2587 4 роки тому +76

      Alderaan chunks *everywhere!*

    • @mysteriousfigure2683
      @mysteriousfigure2683 4 роки тому +16

      Pew pew

    • @CarrionCarriesOn
      @CarrionCarriesOn 4 роки тому +7

      Boom

    • @KilSwt2318
      @KilSwt2318 4 роки тому +3

      Pow

    • @inkedseahear
      @inkedseahear 4 роки тому +14

      Vader: Hey President let it go
      Vader, mimicks voice: _Nooo we're peaceful race_ You may fire when ready. Pew! Pow! Bang! Alderaan chunks everywhere!

  • @mr.mercury4247
    @mr.mercury4247 4 роки тому +27

    The fact that they invited vader to a dinner party full well KNOWING that he can't eat food was probably already enough to piss him off lol.

  • @Cru128
    @Cru128 3 роки тому +70

    I love the fact that Vader is so terrifying even a Jurassic Park raptor wouldn’t fuck with him any further.

  • @ahawdjkmwodjikma6543
    @ahawdjkmwodjikma6543 4 роки тому +423

    I’m coming to accept that every “troll” and “roast” from Vader is just straight-up arresting someone, ruining their reputation or killing them

  • @vanguardRailgun924
    @vanguardRailgun924 4 роки тому +4354

    Vader: *makes racist comment at dinner table*
    Dinosaurs: 😒
    Fish people: ☹️
    Palpatine: 🤣

    • @jedimindglitch89
      @jedimindglitch89 4 роки тому +85

      I speak on behalf of the Reddit hivemind. We dont like emojis, except for 🅱 and 🗿. Those two are cool, but you people are cringe.

    • @painterpikachu3530
      @painterpikachu3530 4 роки тому +256

      @@jedimindglitch89 Shut the fuck up, reddit degenerate. This is youtube not reddit.

    • @jimboringo9958
      @jimboringo9958 4 роки тому +45

      Painter Pikachu shut, 🅱️🗿

    • @jedimindglitch89
      @jedimindglitch89 4 роки тому +31

      @@painterpikachu3530 The Hivemind is eternal. You cannot escape to youtube. We will go wherever we wish, and bring our beliefs with us. If you want to escape The Hivemind, you can only to to The Forbidden Lands of TikTok and Instagram. VIVA LA HIVEMIND

    • @painterpikachu3530
      @painterpikachu3530 4 роки тому +116

      @@jedimindglitch89 Okay but don't you have a shitty meme to make.

  • @loopynpc1074
    @loopynpc1074 4 роки тому +247

    President Si-Di-Ri: "This deal can't possibly get any worse"
    Darth Vader: "I have altered the deal, pray I dont alter it further"

    • @_chew_
      @_chew_ 4 роки тому +24

      "Here is a unicycle. You will ride it wherever you go"

    • @mr.dystopian5554
      @mr.dystopian5554 4 роки тому +10

      "This deal is...actually pretty good and I'm happy to be part of it."

    • @marcelkirch6805
      @marcelkirch6805 2 роки тому

      Vader:"the deal has been altered further bi*ch!"

  • @theodorberg8473
    @theodorberg8473 4 роки тому +185

    No one:
    Vader: i’m gonna say the S word

    • @boneheadgaming6051
      @boneheadgaming6051 4 роки тому +16

      MS. OBAMA GET DOWN!

    • @lvlc6023
      @lvlc6023 3 роки тому +2

      @@boneheadgaming6051 Aldeeran get down ! 💥

  • @moronichybrid
    @moronichybrid 4 роки тому +53

    On the movies: Badass, maybe
    On the comics: *Drama, Action, Comedy fused into one*

  • @CCJJ160Channels
    @CCJJ160Channels 4 роки тому +329

    Darth Vader: “. . . and then l said, ‘enjoy your meal, be careful not to choke on it’. And then l Force choked all of them!”

    • @HasvenWorld
      @HasvenWorld 4 роки тому +39

      Everyone at the dinner table: *nervous laughter*

    • @FamousMovieScenes09
      @FamousMovieScenes09 4 роки тому +23

      **slightly balding man with flop sweat and a nervous twitch approximately eight seats down from Darth Vader** "HAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE, MY LIEGE! 😬👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻"

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 4 роки тому +250

    "... Interrupting Vader mid-roast."
    Now THAT'S a stupid move if ever I saw one. 😂

  • @GarlicPudding
    @GarlicPudding 4 роки тому +188

    I like to think that Vader was grinning under his helmet/mask the whole time. He got to play everyone like chumps.

  • @s.quartey405
    @s.quartey405 3 роки тому +62

    "Vader forgave the president"....
    The president: "not gonna lie, they really had us in the first half..."

  • @RamónCarenga
    @RamónCarenga 4 роки тому +50

    This dude straight up called both them aliens the n word

  • @LAV-III
    @LAV-III 4 роки тому +267

    Resigning was a pretty smart thing for him to do
    Clever -girl- boy

  • @coggnus9656
    @coggnus9656 4 роки тому +260

    Damn first trolling and now roasting. Legends Vader is a savage.

    • @felipecosta-kv2fx
      @felipecosta-kv2fx 4 роки тому +25

      Darth savage

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 4 роки тому

      I think this actually the Disney one.

    • @coggnus9656
      @coggnus9656 4 роки тому +7

      Grim Knight The marvel comics for Disney have a much different art style

    • @Shape430
      @Shape430 4 роки тому +3

      It says it's Legends at the start of the video.

    • @nlrenzo9432
      @nlrenzo9432 4 роки тому

      Little Ani

  • @MichaelCutts7
    @MichaelCutts7 4 роки тому +552

    Is Vader that uncle you don’t invite to Thanksgiving because he goes on a political rant and you just slide in your chair to the point where you’re almost under the table?

    • @sweatysocks8214
      @sweatysocks8214 4 роки тому +42

      Is this the racist uncle or the creepy uncle?

    • @MichaelCutts7
      @MichaelCutts7 4 роки тому +57

      iamblt Hard to say. He did participate in genocide, but he also told a woman he didn’t see for 10 years that he thought about her every day. Maybe a column A/B situation

    • @maaz322
      @maaz322 4 роки тому +3

      @@MichaelCutts7 Serbian?

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 4 роки тому +16

      bigpimpdaddy69
      He killed off Sand People indiscriminately.

    • @thequacken3226
      @thequacken3226 4 роки тому +12

      DT-L29 to the reptilian race “snake” is basically the n-word, same with “fishman” for the mon calamari

  • @HaakonTheRayquaza
    @HaakonTheRayquaza 3 роки тому +39

    damn, Obi-Wan didn't just teach him how to be a badass, he also taught him how to roast people like pigs

  • @211pirate6
    @211pirate6 3 роки тому +20

    His whole time on the planet was basically him giving “what are you gonna do about it” vibes

  • @jrreedve2825
    @jrreedve2825 4 роки тому +152

    Dude why ain’t he eating?
    Vader: cuz your pain is my sustenance! *begins the roasting*

  • @macwade2755
    @macwade2755 4 роки тому +298

    This has caused me to like the Empire more since they made deals with Dinosaurs.

  • @sosmooth13
    @sosmooth13 4 роки тому +94

    Can you imagine him using the s-word and everyone reacts with a mixture of “whoooa”, “hey” “what the hell”, and “not cool Vader”? 😂

    • @blackshogun272
      @blackshogun272 4 роки тому +3

      I can imagine the a chonky guard raptor getting riled up in the back and bulldozing his way through his weaker comrades to rip Vader's throat out...

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 роки тому +7

      @@blackshogun272 Them immediately get his snapped

  • @cmd1095
    @cmd1095 3 роки тому +13

    I like how Vader started his roast, got interrupted and killed the target, then went "fuck it this one is too good to not use" and said it anyway

  • @mastershredder2002
    @mastershredder2002 2 роки тому +5

    "Interrupting Vader Mid-Roast"
    Vader: "My roast is ruined!!"

  • @elementaljedi9335
    @elementaljedi9335 4 роки тому +816

    When Star Wars became Jurassic Park 😂😂😂

  • @kaijuslayer3334
    @kaijuslayer3334 4 роки тому +236

    I bet if that President knew Vader’s backstory. He could just be like “Lol, shut it ya darn sLaVe bOy.”

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 4 роки тому +72

      *Force choke*

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 4 роки тому +77

      *Literally 1 millisecond later* MISTAKES WERE MADE!!!!

    • @UserName-xc4el
      @UserName-xc4el 4 роки тому +10

      Kaiju Slayer333 *BOI

    • @felipecosta-kv2fx
      @felipecosta-kv2fx 4 роки тому +38

      "Ooowwwnn, how sad, The poor vader got burned in a lava river and left to die with no limbs!"
      "The poor guy has no dick now, he can't fuck"
      "How's your mother doing?"

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 4 роки тому +16

      Vader: "The Force is too good for you."
      *proceeds to cut off all of his limbs, stab him several times, and then cut off his head.

  • @c.j.playzmc2430
    @c.j.playzmc2430 4 роки тому +84

    Star Wars comic people: I can’t think of any new aliens
    People: just put Dino’s in the comics and make them technologically advanced
    OBVIOUSLY

  • @TheMerciless187
    @TheMerciless187 4 роки тому +22

    The king be like "I DONT GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS ISH! I QUIT!" 😂😂

  • @sp-des60yearsago37
    @sp-des60yearsago37 3 роки тому +7

    I keep getting recommended videos of Vader being an absolute madlad

  • @WackyTheWise
    @WackyTheWise 4 роки тому +175

    Vader: **oversees tiss’shar**
    Si-di-ri: ight, imma head out

  • @Cow_Tipper_629
    @Cow_Tipper_629 4 роки тому +97

    1:54 you missed the chance to say “Jurassic-ally”

  • @johnrandolph1989
    @johnrandolph1989 4 роки тому +96

    Veloseraptors and politics?
    What could go wrong, but I might actually vote for one.

    • @AkaiAzul
      @AkaiAzul 4 роки тому +3

      I voted for Sidiri, and he won! But then he died, so Vice President T’sodara inherited the position. I should’ve voted for T’sodara in the first place....

  • @voxonyx
    @voxonyx 4 роки тому +23

    Real title should be “when darth vader used the lizard n-word.”

  • @rejvaik00
    @rejvaik00 4 роки тому +8

    "I have unaltered the deal, pray I don't unalter it any further" - Vader

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 4 роки тому +241

    Vader unironically become Griveous; no hearth; only conclusions; he doesn't care about politics; nor the force; he only lives to watch jedi *die*

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 4 роки тому +19

      George Lucas made Grievous as a predecessor to Vader

    • @grievouscontent
      @grievouscontent 4 роки тому +10

      Grievous is better though
      He kills not only out of hatred but also for fun, Jedi and all
      (Especially droids 😂)

    • @stetsonherrick8090
      @stetsonherrick8090 4 роки тому +11

      Gotta say that Grievous being able to use up to 5 light sabers at a time is certainly an advantage over Vader. So much to keep track of he WILL find an opening on you...

    • @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970
      @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970 4 роки тому +19

      But Vader does care about the force

    • @ayodejiolowokere1076
      @ayodejiolowokere1076 4 роки тому

      Excellent observation

  • @dajosh42069
    @dajosh42069 4 роки тому +59

    The thumbnail looks like "That time Darth Vader sat down to dinner with a Velociraptor".

  • @burnsfamily8864
    @burnsfamily8864 4 роки тому +14

    Breaking News: Darth Vader forced to resign as the Emperor's right hand after allegations of racial insensitivity surface.

  • @darkjediknight2923
    @darkjediknight2923 4 роки тому +33

    "How was the fried Chateau de Ryloth my Lord?" asked the Chef
    "It was most impressive," said Vader. He had to admit that this establishment served good food, despite the change of ownership. Perhaps the Emperor was right to grant them their licence.
    The waiter laid down a plate and raised the metallic cover to reveal his desert. Vader sensed a deep disturbance in the Force.
    "What... what is this?" the dark lord muttered, his breathing getting faster by the second.
    The waiter realised his mistake, but it was too late to cover up his mistake. "It is.. it is.."
    "What is this!" Vader said again, this time raising his voice, his arms unfolding and anger rising up inside him.
    "It is... it is.. Sand Dune coated Vienettana Ici..." the waiter started, but he was thrown back by the Force, as the Dark Lord rose from his chair in anger.
    "I TOLD YOU. I DO NOT LIKE SAND!" Vader shouted, rising from his chair and igniting his red blade. He sliced through the room. "Where is the owner of this establishment!"
    Despite their attempts to placate him, it was of no use. The restauranteur watched this unfold on his security feed in his room above. He could feel the floor shaking as the Imperial VIP got closer, making his way through his defences with ease. Nervously loading a blaster rifle despite the minuscule odds of survival, he ran to the door, hoping to make a daring escape to his pirate shuttle outside.
    Too late.
    As the shield door opened, the corpse of one of his men fell through. The Chiss guard had clearly been impaled by a lightsaber. He heard a deep breathing echoing in the corridor. The dark lord did not enter. Vader retracted his lightsaber back into its hilt. He raised his fist closing his fingers.
    The restauranteur, the member of the Crimson Sun cartel felt the air run out from his lungs. Vader looked into the camera, still broadcasting to the criminal clans that had tried to bribe the Empire with food.
    "Tell your friends, that the Empire does not do business with those who serve... mediocre food. You are not as strong as the Emperor thought." The dark lord turned and left. He pressed a button on his wrist, alerting Commando Appo to ready his shuttle. If he hurried, he could still make it to Imperial Plaza for the last call for dessert.

  • @MagicMan3K
    @MagicMan3K 4 роки тому +42

    "I don't fear anything."
    "You should count yourself lucky to be loyal."
    "Ight, I'ma head out."

  • @drestonjclaw2839
    @drestonjclaw2839 4 роки тому +67

    “Reptilian-like” more like sentient Raptors

  • @jodibarker4795
    @jodibarker4795 4 роки тому +58

    0:57
    I didn't know Blue was from star wars

  • @nobertosanchez647
    @nobertosanchez647 4 роки тому +17

    “You don’t know the power of the Roasting”.

  • @sealdeal1602
    @sealdeal1602 4 роки тому +10

    “Dark Vader dropped a lethal roast” rather ironic that he was almost roasted alive if I weren’t for Palpatine in revenge of the sith 😂

  • @corbinskywalker
    @corbinskywalker 4 роки тому +159

    This is Outrageous!!!!!!!

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 4 роки тому +2

      NANI?!?!?!!?!?

    • @grievouscontent
      @grievouscontent 4 роки тому +8

      This is outrageous!! It's unfair!!
      How can you be a Sith Lord and not have legs!!!!

    • @KyngAllandin
      @KyngAllandin 4 роки тому +1

      “I can’t even eat!”

    • @lbpvssplatoon2542
      @lbpvssplatoon2542 4 роки тому +2

      @@grievouscontent "I love the high ground!"

    • @mgsmuhammad
      @mgsmuhammad 4 роки тому +1

      I object! There is no proof!

  • @vwgames49
    @vwgames49 4 роки тому +77

    1: Why is this in my recommended?
    2: Why wasn't it here sooner

  • @christophercalderon1391
    @christophercalderon1391 4 роки тому +48

    Vader learned his roste from kenob and his rage from palpatine 😂👍

  • @fittzwmz2641
    @fittzwmz2641 3 роки тому +8

    Vader everytime he gets invited to a planet; "Your politics bore me"

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 2 роки тому

      *proceeds to force choke half the universe*

  • @MrGhjkl63
    @MrGhjkl63 4 роки тому +7

    Vader: “I’m gonna say the S-word”

  • @ernestw2474
    @ernestw2474 4 роки тому +65

    I'm curious about Trandoshan-Dinosaur relations.

    • @blackshogun272
      @blackshogun272 4 роки тому +14

      The trandoshans probably view themselves as greater an more evolved beings and how the Dino People are just horrible imitations of themselves and blasphemy to the merciful Scorekeeper...

    • @lenardstarks5891
      @lenardstarks5891 4 роки тому +3

      BlackShogun 27 I’d think the opposite, I think they would see them as dangerous and intelligent life forms perfect prey for the great hunt worth many Jaganath points

    • @blackshogun272
      @blackshogun272 4 роки тому +6

      @@lenardstarks5891 I'd love to see a Trandoshans Civil War 😎

    • @rn-4718
      @rn-4718 4 роки тому

      @@blackshogun272 FOR THE WOOKIES

  • @nansatdefqon.1807
    @nansatdefqon.1807 4 роки тому +29

    “Clever girl”
    Robert Muldoon

  • @kingstonj
    @kingstonj 4 роки тому +39

    Vader eats souls

  • @tackyoptic
    @tackyoptic 4 роки тому +7

    Vader is such a savage in these comics

  • @Snapshot_the_Mad_Hatter
    @Snapshot_the_Mad_Hatter 3 роки тому +5

    Is this what happened at the end of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom?

  • @Huy-G-Le
    @Huy-G-Le 4 роки тому +34

    No Body
    Literary, not a soul.
    Star War: pull all Raptors card.

  • @yoshikagekira4471
    @yoshikagekira4471 4 роки тому +8

    My man Vader literally dined with Velociraptors

    • @JP-hk6xw
      @JP-hk6xw 4 роки тому

      Killer Queen has already touched this raptor

  • @zulithnin9394
    @zulithnin9394 4 роки тому +26

    "You a snake" - Vader

  • @Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae
    @Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae 4 роки тому +7

    Ewoks: living teddy bears
    Tasar: raptors with clothes

  • @adarshkamoda9183
    @adarshkamoda9183 3 роки тому +6

    "Drops a lethal roast"
    Okay, who did he burn to death? I'm speaking literally, of course.

  • @SamsonUno
    @SamsonUno 4 роки тому +29

    Raptor Vader

  • @antwan1357
    @antwan1357 4 роки тому +21

    Probably ate the Mon Cal afterword its like a giant fish dinner going to waste.

  • @JustAPrinnyDood
    @JustAPrinnyDood 4 роки тому +12

    “Egads! My roast is ruined!”

  • @redfury2799
    @redfury2799 4 роки тому +3

    Video: Darth Vader drops a lethal roast
    Me: Darth Vader roasts space velociraptors

  • @epic-fictionalprojects4394
    @epic-fictionalprojects4394 4 роки тому +5

    Vader: "I altered the deal, pray that I dont alter it any further"
    President: "this deal gets worse all the time!"
    Vader: "Also, I want you to wear these heels, and call yourself Snakerya"

  • @manga-1173
    @manga-1173 4 роки тому +5

    Knowing Vader...
    Everything he does is lethal.

  • @JoniukasVader
    @JoniukasVader 4 роки тому +30

    It's Unfair!!!!!!!

  • @RandyWyvern
    @RandyWyvern 4 роки тому +10

    *recorder jurassic park theme + star wars theme starts playing*

  • @TheStreamingEnderman
    @TheStreamingEnderman 2 роки тому +1

    Of course Vader dishes out roasts like a pro. He had experience from being *roasted* by Obi-Wan on Mustafar

  • @iminthefnzone1515
    @iminthefnzone1515 4 роки тому +5

    Vader: *I’m puttin’ a roast in the oven, you’re gonna want to get in on this deliciousness*

  • @fishstopbc8662
    @fishstopbc8662 4 роки тому +9

    3:39 says fisherman when it was Fishman*

  • @devilfruit3415
    @devilfruit3415 4 роки тому +13

    This just in Vader has been forced to resign aftwr reveral tweets of him using racial
    Slurs surface

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 4 роки тому +1

      Resign? Bitch just put on administrative leave for two weeks before IBB cleared him.

  • @clevererheart9512
    @clevererheart9512 4 роки тому +5

    The velociraptors have evolved, Clever girl

  • @Zonatewalter7
    @Zonatewalter7 4 роки тому +1

    Palpatine must have had fun sending Vader out on diplomatic missions and sealing trade deals, I'm sure the announcement of such ideas is enough to make his top bureaucrats faint.

  • @PolterDev
    @PolterDev Рік тому +2

    Title: Lethal roast
    Vader: *says the space nword*
    LoreMaster: Now thats a lethal roast!

  • @Its-Av3rage
    @Its-Av3rage 4 роки тому +11

    Honestly I wish the the “raptors” (I forgot their names) would of actually been more of a powerhouse.

    • @CDio-vr3bx
      @CDio-vr3bx 4 роки тому

      Luke Wagner there are already t Rexs in the Si Ru so why not ha r those two form an alliance

  • @fortis3686
    @fortis3686 4 роки тому +6

    Alright, who gave the dinosaurs brains?

    • @gabrielmontenegro9476
      @gabrielmontenegro9476 4 роки тому +1

      The scientists were so preoccupied if they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

    • @LegoReader12345hello
      @LegoReader12345hello 4 роки тому +1

      it was ingens fault!

    • @grayscribe1342
      @grayscribe1342 4 роки тому +1

      Brian Daley in his Star Wars novel Han Solo at Stars' End in 1979. Why do you ask?

  • @Nobody-Nowhere-Nothing
    @Nobody-Nowhere-Nothing 4 роки тому +6

    "When Darth Vader Attended a Dinner Party and then Dropped Deathsticks"

  • @bluelick7578
    @bluelick7578 3 роки тому +3

    Vader: thank you for your unwitting cooperation. You will see more of me in the futur.
    Raptor leader : oh hell no! I’m out!

  • @RachManJohn
    @RachManJohn 2 роки тому +1

    Overcooked cyborg nugget in a suit roasts technologically advanced space dinosaurs.