British Cuisine Just Got Even Worse...

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  • @josephdmsimeon
    @josephdmsimeon Місяць тому +197

    Joey acting like Australia doesn’t have the exact same slop food culture as the British

    • @amarimochi
      @amarimochi Місяць тому +24

      I'm Aussie and even my english mother didnt serve slop like that man hop off 😭

    • @josephdmsimeon
      @josephdmsimeon Місяць тому +8

      ​@@amarimochi I've been to backwater pubs within Queensland and seen it first hand, good for your mum

    • @blegh277
      @blegh277 Місяць тому +4

      they have a lot more asian food places with like actual food

    • @goldenstarrhyms
      @goldenstarrhyms Місяць тому +7

      Aussie fish and chips are way better

    • @bipedalanimeskull
      @bipedalanimeskull Місяць тому +5

      why do you think he associate with his Japanese side and not Australia everytime food comes up lol

  • @titankid6254
    @titankid6254 Місяць тому +123

    Cruise ships are infinitely better when you're a child. There's so much stuff for kids to do

    • @TheKeeperofChaos
      @TheKeeperofChaos Місяць тому

      As an adult there's four options
      1) Eat unhealthy shit
      2) Drink a lot
      3) Gamble your money
      4) Fuck (if you've got a BF/GF) or attempt to get laid (if single)
      Don't get me wrong some of those can be fun but when you're trapped in a place and those are your options... it sucks lol

    • @theotherjared9824
      @theotherjared9824 Місяць тому +8

      Also, they're more financially viable than owning a home once you turn 55.

    • @jacobnewcomb7438
      @jacobnewcomb7438 Місяць тому

      Only reason I can think of to go on a cruise is for island hopping. All these tiny countries like Grenada, Antigua, Dominica, St. Lucia that are super expensive and inconvenient to fly to and then don't have that much to do once you get there. Cruises make them affordable and justifiable to go to.

  • @ryana5435
    @ryana5435 Місяць тому +55

    Yeah let’s keep the debate about British cuisine going since recent ProZD episode

  • @Grovenstein
    @Grovenstein Місяць тому +39

    Riding a horse is so bad ass since you think about cowboys and rancheros lassoing loose animals or traveling across the plains is sick asf. It deserves an A if not a B at least. Also people on horses being knobs only entail to pompous individuals.

    • @Charlie-cl9dk
      @Charlie-cl9dk Місяць тому +6

      Exactly, it's the manliest way to get around town.

  • @tengkuamsyar2120
    @tengkuamsyar2120 Місяць тому +63

    Joey telling anyone else to not be contrarian is so fucking funny to me lmao

    • @__-eu7wu
      @__-eu7wu Місяць тому +5

      Because he is one lol

    • @Lickicker
      @Lickicker Місяць тому +4

      The biggest enemy of a contrarian, is another contrarian

    • @justiron2999
      @justiron2999 6 днів тому

      Yeah, i stopped listening to his garbage. It takes a few years back

  • @IgnitionRegalia
    @IgnitionRegalia Місяць тому +63

    Air gear made rollerblading cool. Them turf wars were wild. The good ol days

    • @Flared
      @Flared Місяць тому +6

      Jet Set Radio did the same thing for rollerblading too :D

    • @speedonotincluded
      @speedonotincluded Місяць тому +2

      Ever since air gear I've done an yearly check to see if self powered small form factor roller blades were a thing yet- as of a couple years ago, they are, and yes, they're terrifying

  • @DrPluton
    @DrPluton Місяць тому +9

    I have been amazed at how many British dietary staples are just French Fries and something extra.

    • @krimson8317
      @krimson8317 Місяць тому +2

      *chips

    • @justiron2999
      @justiron2999 6 днів тому

      ​@krimson8317 Yeah, they become chips when drowned in beans juice

  • @jmiquelmb
    @jmiquelmb Місяць тому +18

    It's interesting because the airplane fits the same criteria that Garnt used to define why submarines suck. We like planes more because flying is cool but they're essentially air submarines

    • @mistlight3168
      @mistlight3168 Місяць тому

      way slower though

    • @mateuscojocaru4180
      @mateuscojocaru4180 Місяць тому

      Planes are way faster ​@@mistlight3168

    • @7792pnaurfr
      @7792pnaurfr Місяць тому

      I like planes to get places. But don't like them in general. There are no giant air creatures

    • @Graestra
      @Graestra Місяць тому

      the main difference is that you can survive a plane emergency whether that's with a parachute, a crash landing, or a miracle, but if you're underwater you're doomed. The water pressure will kill you.

  • @GenshinHonkaiStarRailImpact
    @GenshinHonkaiStarRailImpact Місяць тому +19

    I would put helicopter on S because of practically. It's the only way to quickly rescue people or deliver supplies on unreachable places like mountains, forests, etc.

  • @LetsTakeWalk
    @LetsTakeWalk Місяць тому +3

    Most British food would be improved if they just left the beans.

  • @monkey39128
    @monkey39128 Місяць тому +58

    What I love about Britain is we took over a quarter of the planet, could've had our pick of any cuisine in the world....and this is what we picked.
    Anyway misery is part of British culture. Miserable food, miserable weather, miserable at football.

    • @Mmjk_12
      @Mmjk_12 Місяць тому +9

      might be just you mate...

    • @Wanderer628
      @Wanderer628 Місяць тому

      Damn boy, how long did it take you to come up with that joke?

    • @monkey39128
      @monkey39128 Місяць тому +2

      @@Wanderer628 About 2 seconds. It's not really my joke, that's just what a lot of foreigners think so I went for a bit of self deprecation. I like our food and we're getting better at football. Can't do much about the weather though unless global warming helps us out.

    • @monkey39128
      @monkey39128 Місяць тому +1

      @@Wanderer628 Haha, just seen your other comments. 😅🙈

    • @VARMOT123
      @VARMOT123 Місяць тому

      Picked what ?

  • @ShiftySqvirrel
    @ShiftySqvirrel Місяць тому +1

    While I don't ski nor like it much, I have to defend skis as a mode of transportation.
    They are great in the snow for getting around easily. Also, there are different types of skis, not all of them are for racing down hills, and you can very much get up a hill on skis, you just zigzag or sidestep.
    I mean come on, Norwegians and Finns defended their countries on skis in WW2 very effectively, especially the Finns.
    Honestly, I like skis more as a mode of transportation than I do for fun.
    Trains should be above busses, and busses should be above cars. I like driving, but having to do that any time I want or need to go somewhere does become a pain. I'd rather have frequent bus services than having to drive. And trams should be equal to or above busses, especially of the trams have their own dedicated paths many places, they're like a proper minitrain for shorter distances then.

  • @MegaGeNeRaLEE
    @MegaGeNeRaLEE 12 днів тому

    I feel like people who think riding a horse makes you a dickhead are only thinking of a very particular type of person who rides horses

  • @The_Jzoli
    @The_Jzoli Місяць тому +5

    Bros have not heard about cross country skiing.

  • @WiCharizard
    @WiCharizard Місяць тому +3

    6:05 You're not the only one, Garnt! Air gear was my introduction to anime and i thought it was fucking awesome

  • @fauzirahman3285
    @fauzirahman3285 Місяць тому

    Anything on tracks are a lot more efficient compared to anything on rubber wheels by and order of 7 times (or at least according to something I've read a while back) so trams are preferred by engineers over buses.

  • @MikeRees
    @MikeRees Місяць тому +5

    Stargazey pie was literally cooked just once like 400 years ago. I dunno why it gets touted as British cuisine, it was a celebration of reckless fishermen for one village

    • @zzskyninjazz1821
      @zzskyninjazz1821 Місяць тому

      But it’s not cooked just once it’s cooked every year for the festival

    • @lepidoptery
      @lepidoptery Місяць тому

      there's a british pie shop in philly called stargazy, you can special order a stargazy pie from them if you want... but why do that when you can special order scotch eggs instead?

    • @zzskyninjazz1821
      @zzskyninjazz1821 Місяць тому +1

      @@lepidopteryscotch eggs are S tier

  • @michaelnolan6048
    @michaelnolan6048 22 дні тому

    Not having Americans slander us when they put ranch on every meal

  • @Nate-gx8xi
    @Nate-gx8xi Місяць тому

    No American would use the term “knob”

  • @speedonotincluded
    @speedonotincluded Місяць тому +1

    Lunchables for dogs. Damn. He couldve just stipped right there.

  • @spookyengie735
    @spookyengie735 Місяць тому +4

    This is truly a trash tier list (half of it anyway)

  • @randomrob2221
    @randomrob2221 Місяць тому +3

    *BROWNNNN*

  • @Etheoma
    @Etheoma 5 днів тому

    Chinese food does and has always existed it's just you couldn't go to the cheap places, now there are proper Chinese places that are affordable where they have a traditional Chinese menu although they are far and few between outside London. If you are in or are going to London it's not going to be cheap even if it's equivalent to a cheap traditional Chinese place.

    • @GrandHighGamer
      @GrandHighGamer День тому

      You can also just... not order chips with your stir fry.

  • @eruno_
    @eruno_ Місяць тому +4

    I LOVE BEANS

  • @healsyeah
    @healsyeah Місяць тому +2

    why tf do these videos always have more than what the title expects? also why tf do i keep falling of it!?

  • @Kisel228-fp8iz
    @Kisel228-fp8iz Місяць тому +2

    Well ackshually you can ski on completely flat terrain. 🤓

  • @insanemang9983
    @insanemang9983 Місяць тому +5

    I'm convinced that all of the UK's culinary talent was concentrated into Gordon Ramsey appon birth

  • @iRadinVerse
    @iRadinVerse Місяць тому

    They really ranked a horse, the main mode of transportation for most of human history lower than a skateboard and skis?

  • @randomotaku3283
    @randomotaku3283 Місяць тому

    Is instant mashed potatoes to the Irish the equivalent of precooked rice to Asians?

  • @kasun_jayawardana
    @kasun_jayawardana Місяць тому +2

    This is so sad... 😥

  • @lemonlefleur6236
    @lemonlefleur6236 Місяць тому +6

    “I know that’s fire” This poor man has cursed taste buds if this is what passes for “Fire”

  • @jacquesmassard9226
    @jacquesmassard9226 Місяць тому

    brits really do eat like the war is still going on now.

  • @allcoolmrdon
    @allcoolmrdon 25 днів тому

    The third video is satire, it’s from a joke Instagram account

  • @Wimplo86
    @Wimplo86 Місяць тому +2

    Man they really hate cruises for some reason 😂 But isn’t part of the experience are the locations you go to?

    • @Drkbowers1
      @Drkbowers1 Місяць тому

      So many L takes on this one lmao. E scooter at D tier is crazy. Never realized vibes matter that much. Then again could just be the fact that's the only "public" transportation in my city that's half decent.
      I kinda understand the cruise thing since they are talking about multi-week cruises, I've never heard of anyone doing that. I don't see how a few days cruise is any different from a normal beach area vacation especially since most stop on the beach areas, and cruises are pretty affordable. Could be another US-UK/AUS divide in experience for them

  • @chrisakane9840
    @chrisakane9840 Місяць тому +2

    18 wheeler s tier lol😂

  • @wellumm8350
    @wellumm8350 Місяць тому

    You can't get a dui if you are riding a horse, just fyi.

  • @vinnyethanol
    @vinnyethanol Місяць тому +18

    True, however American food is not much better, hence the insult "lunchables for dogs" doesn't work because I wouldn't give that to a dog.

    • @jonnymarcia4403
      @jonnymarcia4403 Місяць тому +20

      american food is a whole lot better, british people just need to let the asians handle the fish and latinos handle the beans if they actually want food that is edible

    • @bigdawg8875
      @bigdawg8875 Місяць тому +11

      @@jonnymarcia4403 bet you’ve never tried British food

    • @conormurphy4328
      @conormurphy4328 Місяць тому

      @@jonnymarcia4403enjoy your canned turkey

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 Місяць тому +1

      It is better wydm, of course fast food is bad? but proper home cooked meals are top tier always.

    • @nohbdy1122
      @nohbdy1122 Місяць тому +5

      Texas BBQ, Kansas City BBQ, Cajun food, soul food, Tex-Mex, New York style pizza all clear british food easily

  • @OcelotHDEdition
    @OcelotHDEdition Місяць тому

    nothin wrong with a loaded plate of brown mush n beans propa food that is

  • @bubbadumps3747
    @bubbadumps3747 Місяць тому

    British people eating anything besides carbs challenge

  • @scorpzgca
    @scorpzgca Місяць тому

    This is facts skateboarding is so cool and I do it I love skating yeah let's go and yes America, UK is big and it is emerging in Africa

  • @poxx3916
    @poxx3916 Місяць тому +1

    What is this enticing bowl of brown?

  • @matthews2401
    @matthews2401 Місяць тому +3

    unseasoned fish, unseasoned fries, and canned baked beans "fire" 🤣

  • @lydiachong1274
    @lydiachong1274 Місяць тому

    Baked beans is elite.

  • @raixeon
    @raixeon Місяць тому +1

    Every British person (including myself)
    "Brown food, brown drink, calories" - Jeremy Clarkson
    ua-cam.com/users/shortsaqhsAiwZUvw?si=r25SpZ01P0s8Rnkc

  • @ershad5482
    @ershad5482 Місяць тому

    Hell nah everything looks like a expired dog food

  • @AutumnOnFire
    @AutumnOnFire Місяць тому +3

    I just saw a video of this thing called Mash & Liquor, and it looked like someone ate broccoli for a week, then threw it up on a pie.
    It's green, at least.

  • @Wanderer628
    @Wanderer628 Місяць тому +2

    Damn, it's crazy the amount of people in the comment section who have never had genuine British food in their lives suddenly become experts lol.
    They're engaging in stertypes because they know it gets clicks from idiots who lap it up. Chill out.

  • @cheevue7253
    @cheevue7253 Місяць тому +2

    these guys never rode an e scooter that can do over like 30+ mph. that shit gets fun. at high speeds. nothing soy about that.

  • @7792pnaurfr
    @7792pnaurfr Місяць тому +2

    "It's all BROWWWWN" as if Japanese curry or tempura was any other color.

  • @jazziebeez2186
    @jazziebeez2186 Місяць тому +1

    British folks be eatin 12 different types of brown gruel with fish and callin that shit a feast will never not be funny😭😭😭😭

  • @VooshSpokesman
    @VooshSpokesman Місяць тому +2

    Love from a BingingWithBabish and Vaush fan!

  • @vaalrus
    @vaalrus Місяць тому

    Stargazey Pie alone is enough to sink the UK on points alone, no matter how many fire dishes get put up for contention.

  • @lennoxbaumbach390
    @lennoxbaumbach390 Місяць тому +2

    "Lunchables for dogs" that is a f*cking bar!

  • @Midori_Hoshi
    @Midori_Hoshi Місяць тому +1

    Cars and moped in S tier? WTF. They kill so many people. Not putting them in the lowest tier is outrageous. Trains, walking, bikes, and PEVs are the best forms of transportation.

    • @RedDevil2557
      @RedDevil2557 Місяць тому

      People kill people

    • @spookyengie735
      @spookyengie735 Місяць тому +1

      Because as a form of transportation, they are extremely useful.

    • @aiwash2766
      @aiwash2766 Місяць тому +4

      Because there’s never bus accidents or train derailments and especially no cyclist has ever died

  • @bromeethere
    @bromeethere Місяць тому +3

    getting fat from eating brown foods just sounds sad to me. get fat from good food, atleast, man. we may be of high risk factor for diseases but we do it in deliciousness

    • @liewhanleng7169
      @liewhanleng7169 Місяць тому +4

      Did you not watch their reaction? It looks bad but it taste amazing! So yea it is good food

    • @Graestra
      @Graestra Місяць тому

      @@liewhanleng7169it tastes amazing because that's what they grew up eating.

    • @liewhanleng7169
      @liewhanleng7169 Місяць тому

      @@Graestra Even Joey and ProZD thinks it’s great

  • @mattbaltimore7195
    @mattbaltimore7195 Місяць тому +1

    I'm happy that Connor is honest about their British food stereotype at least...... 😅😅😅😅

  • @Jinxx9081
    @Jinxx9081 Місяць тому

    I understand that American food is unhealthy, but at least it taste good. Like Froot Loops or deep fried Oreos may be full of sugar and chemicals, but I understand why people eat it. I tried marmite once and I could not wrap my head around that fact that people unironically like it. I will say fish and chips is good, it’s just really plain.

  • @Kanokey
    @Kanokey Місяць тому +2

    The British back then colonized how many countries but couldnt even steal their cuisine. smh

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 Місяць тому +8

      They did, curry and they made their own version

    • @bimapriambada1098
      @bimapriambada1098 Місяць тому

      ​@@l0sts0ul89 and just one, O-N-E. When they colonized dozen countries across the world they just picked one and yk what the worst part that the guy who invented Chicken Tikki Masala isn't fully Scottish, Welsh, or English but Bangladeshi.

    • @Thesngian
      @Thesngian Місяць тому +1

      Because they were happy with their food. It tastes great :)

  • @Greyinkling276
    @Greyinkling276 Місяць тому

    America had depression foods too. We got over them. We've moved on. Good thing they're used to this kind of food because things are only going to get worse for post brexit UK. And they're already pretty bad.

    • @catclipcentral
      @catclipcentral Місяць тому +1

      Americans trying to make Europeans jealous will never not be funny. Dog food in the EU is more regulated than human food in NA. At least you get to legally own a gun though!

    • @Greyinkling276
      @Greyinkling276 Місяць тому +1

      @catclipcentral We're talking about the UK not Europe. They had a vote about that distinction. Something most agree was an awful idea. Why would you try to say I want to make Europeans jealous of America when no one mentioned Europe. Are you British and trying to hide behind Europe's cuisine? Claiming it for Britain? That's cliche. Most EU members have great regional food, some of the best in the world. That and EU membership are two things the UK lacks. Maybe they should get over their depression food. A bit hard now though because that vote I mentioned is why the UK is going into its own new depression. So they might need that food now. But I hear fish n chips shops are struggling.
      And we actually weirdly have higher standards for dog food because of the great depression. It's weird really. Google it. It's not that our food is poorer quality it's that our pet food regulation is more than it should be.
      No, if I wanted to upset Europeans I'd mention how much better California wine is. Or how in general European wine and cheese are extremely overrated. Even the ones they invented are done better elsewhere these days. How many times does California wine or Wisconsin cheese win contests over them? The UK doesn't do either of those well, and their beer is better than American boomer beer but worse than American Millenial beer, which is sad. Too bad again about the brexit vote, that's not doing the farmers or the brewers any favors.
      I once got a gift card for a wine subscription. I got a huge crate of international wines theb canceled the subscription. The best in there were from South America. But the funny part is how ornate the labels were for the European wines with shields and gold foil and gold netting and prestige. But the best bottle was from Argentina and had a modern label with simplistic Branding that made it look cheap.
      Funny stuff. So I take it you're still sore on brexit?

    • @GrandHighGamer
      @GrandHighGamer День тому

      > Good thing they're used to this kind of food because things are only going to get worse for post brexit UK.
      I mean, enjoy having no foreign imports/exports because you tariffed yourself into oblivion and pissed off half the planet by announcing you want to annex their country, and also no one is going to get welfare etc because that's going to elon musk now. If you're gonna fling shit at us, don't do so while your country has installed a giant industrial fan right in front of you.
      > I once got a gift card for a wine subscription. I got a huge crate of international wines theb canceled the subscription.
      "Europe's entire food and drink industry is bad because I once bought a subscription box and didn't like the contents. They even used gold foil, my god." Did it not cross your mind that you just got a subscription that used shit european wine? Or even that your tastes may be influenced strongly by familiarity.