(ASMR) ~ Friends To Lovers: Falling Asleep with a Friend

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  • Опубліковано 4 лют 2025
  • This audio has kissing sounds, hair-playing, cuddling, and sleeping sounds. I hope I can help you feel relaxed and maybe a bit sleepy!
    Apologies for the insane amount of time that has passed since my last upload. I hope you all are doing well! Thanks for your continued support :)

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  • @alviniqueparker6808
    @alviniqueparker6808 5 років тому +15557

    Him: “Your hair is soft”
    Me: “Issa wig”

    • @sidz669
      @sidz669 5 років тому +832

      @Alvinique Parker
      Make sure it don’t fly away

    • @desirej7593
      @desirej7593 5 років тому +766

      The way I cackled 💀

    • @unknownadams3588
      @unknownadams3588 5 років тому +197

      LMAO!!!

    • @rain3rr
      @rain3rr 5 років тому +243

      This made me laugh to hard

    • @NoOne-ix6th
      @NoOne-ix6th 5 років тому +147

      OMFG WHEN I TELL U I SCREAMED 😭😂

  • @viasdelusional
    @viasdelusional 5 років тому +7471

    *My brain* : You should kiss him
    *_Me_* : Wtf no
    *My brain* : k i s s h i m

  • @felineartist3912
    @felineartist3912 5 років тому +8828

    Therapist: “And how lonely do you say you feel?”
    Me: *Shows them video*

    • @kaydencewatkins4507
      @kaydencewatkins4507 5 років тому +434

      Therapist: oh sweetie, I’m so sorry

    • @useralex6423
      @useralex6423 5 років тому +56

      😂 I'm 666 have a nice time at the therapists explaining this 😂

    • @LifeofAngelinaWang
      @LifeofAngelinaWang 4 роки тому +67

      Karla Gonzalez idk why, I guess I had a brain fart, I read it as “The Rapist” 😂😂😂

    • @bxoomi
      @bxoomi 4 роки тому +44

      omfg i honestly read " the rapist " instead of therapist lmao

    • @littlerose7911
      @littlerose7911 4 роки тому +24

      My therapist wouldnt be able help me at all

  • @rinlovie5558
    @rinlovie5558 6 років тому +7432

    “It’s fine if you move around.”
    ME: “Well, boy, is that good because one time I woke up tangled in a curtain.”

  • @megashima
    @megashima 6 років тому +6033

    "Do you have enough...blanket?"
    Me: "Indeed. I have sufficient blanket."

  • @just_jaz162
    @just_jaz162 5 років тому +11140

    Me: I'm a strong independent woman that don't need no man!
    Also me: *listens to boyfriend asmr at night to comfort my lonely soul as I cry into my pillow*

  • @sasha200
    @sasha200 5 років тому +8671

    *Kissing Noises*
    Makes eye-contact with Pillow...

  • @sarahmoyers754
    @sarahmoyers754 6 років тому +4854

    * In Donkey’s voice *
    And in the morning,..
    I’m making WAFFLES!

  • @lela3926
    @lela3926 6 років тому +8107

    I'd be so afraid of farting in my sleep.
    Update Feb 14th 2020 y'all... my worst nightmare has been realized.
    I fell asleep on this guy's bed while he was playing mass effect and I didn't wake fast enough to stop a huge fart. In a daze I heard him go "damn it's burning off my eyelashes" while he tried to fan away the stench with his hand.
    Seriously F.M.L

  • @amandabutterfly151
    @amandabutterfly151 5 років тому +10499

    him: my hand, wanna hold it?
    me: **holds my own hand**

  • @isa_bilher2768
    @isa_bilher2768 6 років тому +3138

    "Can we...do it again?"
    Me: yEeEEeeeeeeEeEeeEEeEees

    • @MayMagnolia06
      @MayMagnolia06 6 років тому +31

      Mood

    • @brandyyolidio4213
      @brandyyolidio4213 6 років тому +61

      It was sooo cute how he asked ❤💕💓💗

    • @samui3763
      @samui3763 6 років тому +61

      Isabelle Guimaraes I kind of lost it when he kissed for the second time. I felt his lips pressed even more. Tf is wrong with me.

    • @lisaleyendekker8305
      @lisaleyendekker8305 6 років тому +9

      that is legitimately word for word what I asked when I had my first kiss. it's Deja vu.

    • @taeallo3820
      @taeallo3820 6 років тому +27

      I thought it said yeehaw the fuck

  • @katehoodexam7257
    @katehoodexam7257 5 років тому +1621

    Me:Turn volume all the way up for full ASMR experience
    UA-cam ads in the middle videos: STATE FARM!!!!!

  • @satsuki6042
    @satsuki6042 6 років тому +3208

    him: it's kinda chilly here
    my brain : *Hi WeLCoMe tO ChiLi'S*

  • @ezra4785
    @ezra4785 6 років тому +4666

    "how about we get up..and.."
    yes?
    "we can make waffles"
    yESsssSSSS

    • @vancarcar3675
      @vancarcar3675 6 років тому +64

      I feel like you profile pic is not helping from what you're saying lmaoooo -Yurio the grumpy cat-

    • @ezra4785
      @ezra4785 6 років тому +37

      wheeze.png

    • @vancarcar3675
      @vancarcar3675 6 років тому +7

      Lavenderp xD

    • @poos8643
      @poos8643 6 років тому +49

      *donkey voice* “...And in the morning... I’m making WAFFLES!”

    • @ezra4785
      @ezra4785 6 років тому +10

      yeSSSSSS

  • @toes8452
    @toes8452 6 років тому +1314

    I'm sorry.
    But, when he said the waffles part, I screamed- "AND IN THE MORNING, I'M MAKIN' WAFFLES!!!"...
    Yep..
    4 AM..
    And screamed a Donkey quote..
    What is my life. xD

    • @katieberrymarsden9100
      @katieberrymarsden9100 6 років тому +6

      really? I just thought of ticci Toby 😂😂

    • @paigepencille4513
      @paigepencille4513 6 років тому +1

      - Ace Knight - DOHHHHHH

    • @camyqwack
      @camyqwack 6 років тому +4

      SAME I JUST LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT FRICKEN 1:40 AM. THANKS SHREK FROM BRINGING THAT QUOTE TO REMIND ME OF DONKEY

    • @theogpotato_queen
      @theogpotato_queen 6 років тому +1

      OMG same but it's 7 in the morning for me and surprisingly no one in my family woke up

    • @CatatonicDodd
      @CatatonicDodd 6 років тому +2

      I totally did the same thing! *high-five*

  • @dazedflowers
    @dazedflowers 5 років тому +1415

    “Do you have enough blanket”
    Finally a friend who asks the only question I care about ( when I sleep with friends I always end up being the one kicked off the bed or the one without any blanket or pillows)

    • @adysonscherbenske6403
      @adysonscherbenske6403 4 роки тому +16

      In elementary a girl kicked me off my own bed and hogged it all, so I slept on my yoga mat.. i'm too nice :(

    • @shivikishimoto2206
      @shivikishimoto2206 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @Rayne_Drogo
      @Rayne_Drogo 4 роки тому +4

      Same bro , i was at a sleep over and me and one of my friends decided to have a strike and sleep on the ground, she fell asleep and rolled herself up into a taco so all I had that night was a hoodie lmao

    • @jayswtnap
      @jayswtnap 4 роки тому +1

      Same here 😔

    • @sweetheart.
      @sweetheart. 4 роки тому +1

      Lol my friend kept kicking me off the bed all night then I woke up with bruises 😗✌️

  • @miley8500
    @miley8500 6 років тому +2675

    *cries in loneliness*

  • @donna_alt3330
    @donna_alt3330 4 роки тому +1412

    Him: “Your hair is soft.”
    Me: I’m bald.

    • @methasri3975
      @methasri3975 4 роки тому +50

      Not me remembering "the I'm a blad guy" comment under I'm bad guy mv pls sksooskskswoaosihss

    • @RiceaFashionBossXPD
      @RiceaFashionBossXPD 4 роки тому +13

      LMFAO

    • @StarboyJuno
      @StarboyJuno 4 роки тому +9

      Me: My buzz cut is so soft-- damn right son 😌

    • @rainn7517
      @rainn7517 4 роки тому +16

      What's the most expensive hair cut in the world?
      *Chemo-Therepy* 💀

    • @donna_alt3330
      @donna_alt3330 4 роки тому +7

      @@rainn7517 HAHAHAHAHA I WHEEZED DIEDJSLSNSK

  • @leliawalley6782
    @leliawalley6782 6 років тому +4487

    “I can get closer”
    Me literally screaming: YES PAPI

  • @lizc.671
    @lizc.671 5 років тому +1682

    Meanwhile:
    **im laying in the corner swaying back and forth wondering how my life led up to this moment**

    • @mayaadlam691
      @mayaadlam691 5 років тому +19

      Elizabeth Chavez sis we all are

    • @hejmonika6419
      @hejmonika6419 5 років тому +23

      I tripped at recess and both my knees got scraped, it burns and I hate it I cant walk. Fuck
      I just realised I replied to the wrong comment but whatever

    • @rockstardevil462
      @rockstardevil462 4 роки тому +1

      Tamaki?

    • @tio8276
      @tio8276 4 роки тому +1

      This got 666 likes..

    • @lizc.671
      @lizc.671 4 роки тому +1

      hej monika lol 😂...?

  • @zeeisshe
    @zeeisshe 5 років тому +3389

    'ur cold?'
    me- sitting in 5 blankets the duvet and all the bed sheets-'yup'
    i'll like my own comment cuz i want too lmao

    • @hannahd394
      @hannahd394 5 років тому +15

      Wtf is a “Duvet”😂

    • @sonadilver563
      @sonadilver563 5 років тому

      Hannah :D welp, someone clearly isn’t British. **brings in tea** *_ON BEHALF OF HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH II, I SHALL EDUCATE THIS PERSON ON THE SLANG OF THE BRITISH._* (and other countries that use the word duvet in their vocabulary.)
      A duvet is literally slang for a blanket. But a blanket that is thick and has a bedsheet over it. Like on your bed.

    • @Chloe-o1h
      @Chloe-o1h 5 років тому

      Hannah :D A well known type of blanket you normally put on beds.

    • @vvanderlinde
      @vvanderlinde 5 років тому +3

      Me just gave you the 300th like 😁

    • @blackmaid7
      @blackmaid7 5 років тому +10

      @@hannahd394 bed sheet

  • @mirandagalussio262
    @mirandagalussio262 6 років тому +1559

    Dammit, this guy has the exact same voice, tone and mannerisms as the one I have a crush on... Oh, I'm in such a big trouble now *-*

    • @BrianaCunningham
      @BrianaCunningham 5 років тому +78

      Even worse he sounds like an ex of mine 😅

    • @ramiyahguines1860
      @ramiyahguines1860 5 років тому +11

      Congrats on your 100th like yay

    • @cinnamongrim3923
      @cinnamongrim3923 5 років тому +23

      @@BrianaCunningham dear god are you ok

    • @karathomas03
      @karathomas03 5 років тому +1

      He sounds like Cabininthewoodsaudio to me hahaha

    • @mono2169
      @mono2169 5 років тому +4

      Oh nay, I will slap the holy bible in your face young one!

  • @skyrobinson5983
    @skyrobinson5983 5 років тому +929

    "No I don't sleep walk"
    Me: "be a lot cooler if you did"

    • @lwoverache
      @lwoverache 5 років тому +27

      heapass s
      I made the likes 69....
      **smol inhale**
      *n i c e*

    • @sidlazzar1002
      @sidlazzar1002 7 місяців тому

      And then replies “alright alright alright”

  • @ox8597
    @ox8597 5 років тому +1781

    "im going to a sleep
    over with the boys, no homo don't worry."
    *The no homo Sleepover:*

    • @MKDlife
      @MKDlife 5 років тому +55

      Dude I choked on my water hahaha

    • @christy6631
      @christy6631 5 років тому +29

      I just snorted

    • @lottie7457
      @lottie7457 4 роки тому +24

      I *wheezed* bro

    • @ihavenosanityleft
      @ihavenosanityleft 4 роки тому +48

      IT'S NOT GAY IF YOU HAVE SOCKS ON

    • @google_me2567
      @google_me2567 4 роки тому +9

      Lmao, Omg you just ruined it for me, now I can't put myself in the narrative coz I keep imagining two guys

  • @andresbello3872
    @andresbello3872 5 років тому +11441

    I fell asleep with my friend once...
    She drooled on my arm while i was dreaming about kermit chasing me with a basball bat

  • @_imgoingtokermitsuicide_5761
    @_imgoingtokermitsuicide_5761 6 років тому +2358

    "You can have my bed"
    *its my bed now* 😂✌❤

  • @smudgyhyl3r37
    @smudgyhyl3r37 6 років тому +761

    Him:your hairs is really soft..
    Me:BEACH NY HAIR IS GREASIER THEN GREASE DONT TOUCH ME

    • @solvingsimon
      @solvingsimon 5 років тому +13

      Izuku Midoriya IZUKU WASH YOUR HAIR BEFORE I MAKE YOU-

    • @Kc-mr1ds
      @Kc-mr1ds 5 років тому +6

      what your here to? damn we both must be that lonely

    • @adri-by8fm
      @adri-by8fm 5 років тому +3

      @@Kc-mr1ds don't think you're the only one,dabi

    • @0race715
      @0race715 5 років тому +6

      IZUKU MEDORIYA I AM TELLING YOUR MOTHER THAT YOU ARE LISTENING TO THIS!!!!

    • @imyourbigbubbernow2386
      @imyourbigbubbernow2386 5 років тому +5

      Midoriya why are you here?
      Why am i here?
      Midoriya do you need loves?

  • @Ashley-tf7zz
    @Ashley-tf7zz 5 років тому +5066

    Nobody:
    UA-cam: wanna feel emotionally attacked?

    • @valen38200
      @valen38200 5 років тому +30

      yesplease

    • @ox8597
      @ox8597 5 років тому +21

      *U* *H* *-*

    • @mentocandii5082
      @mentocandii5082 4 роки тому +12

      sUre tHinG :'D

    • @cupid6979
      @cupid6979 4 роки тому +4

      Ummm I LOVE your channel name!! lol

    • @afw1196
      @afw1196 4 роки тому +2

      I’m horizontally tall yEsIrRr

  • @Foxfancy357
    @Foxfancy357 6 років тому +4965

    One time I fell asleep next to my friend on the school bus, he drew spongebob on my face :|

    • @_imgoingtokermitsuicide_5761
      @_imgoingtokermitsuicide_5761 6 років тому +207

      Kasan Keino
      At least he didn't draw a mustache and.. well something else... I hit him with a baseball bat. 😆

    • @laraflynn5032
      @laraflynn5032 6 років тому +217

      goals????? id marry him

    • @Homo420
      @Homo420 6 років тому +223

      Same only it was my boyfriend and drew a helf heart on my hand and put ne i woke up looked at my hand and looked at his he was asleep this time so i put our hands together and it made a whole heart only his said mi so when i put our hands together i ended up finding out that the half hearts on mine and his hand put together spelled
      MINE
      next day my friend walks up to me and my boyfriend asking whats on our hands we show her and she fangirls like no tomorrow

    • @ky3644
      @ky3644 6 років тому +115

      That friend is a keeper

    • @joemama9173
      @joemama9173 6 років тому +34

      Kasan Keino goals

  • @skipperroberts1623
    @skipperroberts1623 5 років тому +4442

    Me - falls asleep
    😴😴😴😴😴
    _Five mins later the video ends_
    Auto play: HEY SISTERRSSSS

  • @vyn2622
    @vyn2622 6 років тому +4659

    *There’s water on the table.*
    sorry i don’t drink

  • @zkz1937
    @zkz1937 5 років тому +1901

    *kissing noises*
    Ma brain: *imaginations*
    Ma hart: *oh shit we gotta race a bit faster guurl*
    Ma stomach: *uncomfortable*
    Ma eyes: *watery asf*
    Ma sol: *one day child,one day this could happen to you*

  • @malicefordinner
    @malicefordinner 6 років тому +4111

    My mum didn't raise me to be this thirsty xD
    Edit: Holy crap guys thanks for all of the likes, I'm always reading the replies! ^^

  • @gravestonez
    @gravestonez 6 років тому +5766

    Me and my best friend fell asleep in my bed one night.
    She then proceeded to kick me off the bed

    • @cceerrs
      @cceerrs 6 років тому +155

      Oh man I kicked my friend off her own bed when we slept together 😓

    • @thecroissant3687
      @thecroissant3687 6 років тому +40

      relate

    • @theholybred9869
      @theholybred9869 6 років тому +85

      I'm usually the one doing the kicking 😂😂

    • @theholybred9869
      @theholybred9869 6 років тому +36

      10/10 profile pic BTW 😂😂

    • @nea3093
      @nea3093 6 років тому +24

      Oof same bruh and she said she dreamed of becoming a Superman I mean girl sivsuvsueebhe

  • @ialwaystakebaddecision3495
    @ialwaystakebaddecision3495 6 років тому +2568

    Soooo I was about to sleep and then he started kissing and my brain and ovaries went
    WtF Is GoiNG On GIrL

    • @Nitro89
      @Nitro89 5 років тому +62

      Kiddo i have heard WAY worse sounds than kissing

    • @anido-4703
      @anido-4703 5 років тому +11

      @@Nitro89 😏

    • @Nitro89
      @Nitro89 5 років тому +56

      @@anido-4703 and by that I mean I have heard a couple argue so badly that they even yelled death threats at each other and when I knocked on the wall and asked them nicely to calm down the woman started yelling death threats at me saying how she was gonna slam down my door and slit my throat how I was a wh*** a F******g S**t a B***h and keep in mind I have Asperger syndrome and ADHD (I hadn't been diagnosed with ADHD when this happened but still) needless to say I was SCARED for my life I was so scared I had to call my mom and ask her to come to my apartment so I didn't have to walk all the way over to her and my dad's apartment, alone cause I was scared that this crazy Lady would be good on her word and attack me the moment I stepped out the door of my apartment (also my mom is half deaf and even she could hear the yelling through the phone)

    • @anido-4703
      @anido-4703 5 років тому +35

      @@Nitro89 I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're okay. I'm really sorry about that:(

    • @Nitro89
      @Nitro89 5 років тому +27

      @@anido-4703 I'm fine. This was about 6/7 years ago, so I'm pretty sure that they don't live in the apartment building anymore.

  • @meganelizabethblake
    @meganelizabethblake 5 років тому +3217

    u
    DAMN
    RIGHT
    we
    makin'
    WAFFLES.

    • @kaydencewatkins4507
      @kaydencewatkins4507 5 років тому +49

      HELL YEAH

    • @kiwafeathers
      @kiwafeathers 5 років тому +30

      YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

    • @hibat6333
      @hibat6333 5 років тому +30

      Well.. The 'waffles' word was right at read more and my dirty mind thought you said well.. 'out'

    • @ox8597
      @ox8597 5 років тому +39

      *In Donkey voice*
      And in the morning...
      Im making *WAFFLE'S*

    • @songofsolomon5677
      @songofsolomon5677 5 років тому +9

      SIR YES SIR

  • @jiminsjamjams3199
    @jiminsjamjams3199 5 років тому +695

    My mom never raised me like this...
    BUT WHATEVERRRRR!!!!

    • @shannyfow
      @shannyfow 5 років тому +16

      Momma didn’t raise no bitch letS gO

    • @0abcde0e
      @0abcde0e 5 років тому +3

      YoLOoOo😂😂

    • @tierzahpipkin3690
      @tierzahpipkin3690 5 років тому +2

      jimins jamjams 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣best comment ever

  • @ardenmurray9217
    @ardenmurray9217 6 років тому +544

    Oh I move around in my sleep...
    *One night I fell asleep and curled up, and woke up on the floor with blankets almost strangling me*
    **True.story**

    • @fransalvino8
      @fransalvino8 6 років тому +4

      Arden Murray MOOD

    • @ardenmurray9217
      @ardenmurray9217 6 років тому +1

      Fran the Queen only the biggest

    • @Ray-nd8nn
      @Ray-nd8nn 5 років тому +2

      *SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME*

    • @Zhampagne
      @Zhampagne 5 років тому

      Arden Murray 💀

    • @EM-ck4nh
      @EM-ck4nh 5 років тому +1

      I ended up on the floor with me sleeping and my mom came and looked and just went back to sleep when I woke up I thought I fell threw the floor with how my body was looking
      long story short I had stop sleeping on my bed

  • @dakota7510
    @dakota7510 6 років тому +488

    "She's just a friend"

    • @carinagadaleta5822
      @carinagadaleta5822 5 років тому +15

      That is my favorite saying I use it on my parents ALL the time

    • @foxofgreed7371
      @foxofgreed7371 5 років тому +51

      A-Adrien Agreste? I-Is that you?! HOLY SH- *runs off with croissants* SCREEE

    • @Ariannah333
      @Ariannah333 5 років тому +13

      -:•.Wyvernwolftamer.•:- LMFAOOO I THOUGHT THE SAME THING💀

    • @lau5137
      @lau5137 5 років тому +11

      -:•.Wyvernwolftamer.•:- Marinette? No, she’s just a friend 😂😂😂

    • @foxofgreed7371
      @foxofgreed7371 5 років тому +7

      Lauryne Dagas-Benaerens screeee- the Adriens are taking over-

  • @car_acharly
    @car_acharly 5 років тому +1921

    I always wonder if these “no face asmrtists” are as handsome as their voice....

    • @yo6068
      @yo6068 4 роки тому +254

      They usually ugly as fuck LMAO

    • @car_acharly
      @car_acharly 4 роки тому +146

      ORA ORA ORA brooo you kinda right😂😂 if they do face reveal and do vids with their face im always like: FORGET HE LOOKS LIKE THAT. FOOORRRRGEEEEET. Otherwise i see his face when i sleep 🙂

    • @car_acharly
      @car_acharly 4 роки тому +6

      GHAZALA AHMADI thats so adequate it hurts lmao 😂

    • @r______t9517
      @r______t9517 4 роки тому +8

      @@yo6068 yeah😔

    • @idolwhisper
      @idolwhisper 4 роки тому +5

      Gurl same-

  • @skumkss4561
    @skumkss4561 6 років тому +904

    Him: Do you have enough blanket?
    I want all the blanket.
    Heh....heh....heh...heh... *I hate myself*

    • @_imgoingtokermitsuicide_5761
      @_imgoingtokermitsuicide_5761 6 років тому +5

      xXxEmPtY _ pAiNxXx
      Saaame though 😏

    • @VampiricNights
      @VampiricNights 6 років тому +5

      That make two of us.

    • @cxffeechxn
      @cxffeechxn 6 років тому

      But you all are so amazing so... stop lying to yourself!!! You all must know that you are great

    • @falcon8191
      @falcon8191 6 років тому +1

      Bitch gimme the house to sleep with I'm cold

  • @kimisrlycool
    @kimisrlycool 6 років тому +3271

    When he stared kissing I lost it. I WAS LIKE OH SO THIS IS WHAT GOING DOWN!

    • @ewilliams2586
      @ewilliams2586 6 років тому +49

      Snakeu Cracks ARMY💜💜💜💜

    • @lilmeowmeow4020
      @lilmeowmeow4020 6 років тому +70

      Snakeu Cracks I hope that your dream comes true..I have the same dream as well!^-^

    • @lilmeowmeow4020
      @lilmeowmeow4020 6 років тому +16

      BTS FAN kim taehyung Haha! Love it! >w

    • @melzerz
      @melzerz 6 років тому +19

      HEY ARMY

    • @kymmiahmiah4052
      @kymmiahmiah4052 6 років тому +6

      Snakeu Cracks right

  • @Emma-hj9yd
    @Emma-hj9yd 6 років тому +799

    Him "Your hairs soft" Me "GET OFF MY HAIR" 😂😂

    • @nhmhrs
      @nhmhrs 6 років тому +11

      dank vines this is why you single FOREVER hunney

    • @clayloyaga9050
      @clayloyaga9050 6 років тому +7

      I started breathing heavily at this point. I’m so damn lonely I have a boyfriend but I’m in a long distance relationship so i get lonely a lot

    • @gorequeen372
      @gorequeen372 5 років тому +1

      Me: "Aight, juss play with it for a bit, 'kay bro?"

    • @minniki7139
      @minniki7139 5 років тому +7

      Him: your hairs soft...
      Also him: is that lice-

    • @hannahd394
      @hannahd394 5 років тому

      Emma's Corner JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE 6TH COMMENT THAT HAPPENED AT THE SAME TIME IN THE VIDEO AS I READ IT😂

  • @thelesbianotakuichika2016
    @thelesbianotakuichika2016 4 роки тому +953

    Me: * falls asleep *
    Autoplay: HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER
    Me: * screams *

  • @nafu8138
    @nafu8138 6 років тому +3242

    im so lonley omg....

    • @dragonfly774
      @dragonfly774 6 років тому +35

      Ugh sis relatable 😭💔

    • @crismatthews6892
      @crismatthews6892 6 років тому +11

      You surely dont have to be 😉😏

    • @lottaleben-p7x
      @lottaleben-p7x 6 років тому +47

      hobi is there for u sis

    • @mehimtired1013
      @mehimtired1013 6 років тому +23

      Well at leadt you got J hope (in ur profile pic...

    • @nai_tt2351
      @nai_tt2351 6 років тому +33

      You got j-hope I got rm...... NAH WE GOT THE WHOLE CREW. IM CRUSHING ON 7 GUYS AT ONCE . IM A THIRSTY ASS BIIITCCCHHH. Lol I must be drunk

  • @alliasediik1965
    @alliasediik1965 6 років тому +8564

    Only single ppl are here at night to comfort their lonely souls 😂

  • @adahtobi4419
    @adahtobi4419 6 років тому +428

    Man I love listening to stuff like this because even though my main purpose is to make me feel loved, it just makes me realize I’m that much more alone :)))

  • @fakesmile6891
    @fakesmile6891 5 років тому +730

    him: “in case you get thirsty-“
    me: holy shit yes my body is ready
    him: “water bottle is right there”
    me: oh u mean that thirsty

  • @melodysplaypen
    @melodysplaypen 6 років тому +3005

    You can sleep on the floor, while I'll take your bed with your dog.

  • @abclangford
    @abclangford 5 років тому +324

    Him:*starts making making out noises*
    Me:wtf are this mouth noises
    *a couple seconds of me being a complete idiot*
    Me:WAIT ARE WE MAKING OUT
    Me:*is disappointed on how I couldn’t pick that up when it started happening *

    • @awsomelyodd3184
      @awsomelyodd3184 5 років тому +17

      Its ok lol i thought he was sucking and licking a lolipop really loudly and was wondering if that was a safe move and if i could have candy too then hes like : hehe can we do that again? And my brain fizzled a sec XD

    • @updatedautopsyreport7358
      @updatedautopsyreport7358 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @nancymaximoff8172
      @nancymaximoff8172 3 роки тому

      LMFAOA

  • @derpylove2500
    @derpylove2500 6 років тому +1596

    People in the comments: I can hear your heart beat 😍😍
    Me: *Listening very VERY closely with volume at max and hears no heart beat* hmm.... Perhaps mom was right about not blasting my earbuds so loud all the time...

    • @toxicdeathnote226
      @toxicdeathnote226 6 років тому +14

      Lol my daily life

    • @cbtszn
      @cbtszn 6 років тому +11

      Derpy Love you can hear it tho lol 😂

    • @walinut6443
      @walinut6443 6 років тому +17

      I can't hear it either

    • @floofiestmoth
      @floofiestmoth 6 років тому +28

      I'm pretty sure it's not his heartbeat, instead its our own. I'm sitting here with the video paused and I can hear my heartbeat very clearly (I have ear buds in).
      Edit: Nevermind. He replied to a comment a lil farther down saying that that was indeed his heartbeat. 😂

    • @mehimtired1013
      @mehimtired1013 6 років тому

      LOL, BUT I HEARD THEM

  • @riversworld96
    @riversworld96 4 роки тому +742

    no one:
    not a soul;
    not even the bed:
    the ads on this video: *BURGER KING CRISPY CHICKEN FRIES-*

    • @ROMEOATTACKS
      @ROMEOATTACKS 4 роки тому +16

      the michael pfp really ties this together

    • @absinthefound
      @absinthefound 4 роки тому +8

      Lol mine was something in german 'eRlEbE dIe NeUe WeLt-' i was like:👁👄👁
      (I'm german btw lol)

    • @hellothere863
      @hellothere863 4 роки тому

      I got like shoe and uh gum ads lmaooo

    • @bobduncan5343
      @bobduncan5343 4 роки тому +2

      Mine scared me because it was an ad about tacos. The squish sound bothered me

    • @debbiemadrid8047
      @debbiemadrid8047 4 роки тому

      Lmfaooo

  • @ritsbat2026
    @ritsbat2026 5 років тому +434

    **hears his voice say “hey”**
    **subscribes because he sounds like my crush**

  • @fletcherandjunk2246
    @fletcherandjunk2246 6 років тому +3211

    Okay. So my best friend who I sadly ended up falling for has been dead for a year. When he was still around he had mental problems and insecurities. I had known him for about three years at that point and I had expressed my feelings to him on several accounts yet there was nothing to be done and he was engaged to his girlfriend. I helped him with several presents he had given the girl and I was the first to find out that he was even going to ask her to marry him. It broke my heart but I wanted to be happy for him. About a month later he and her split up due to some...unloyal actions on her account. He was so heartbroken and hurt that he was in a pretty dark time. He spent months in an institute to help his mentality. I was out of state when he finally came home. I didn't even know he was back until I got the call that him and his other friends were out swimming and he drowned. It's been a long hard year and I will never be able to experience what I wanted to with him. But this has made me think of him and imagine him lying next to me and cuddling me like I wish he would and could have. Thank you. ❤️ It means a lot and has brought up great memories of my best friend
    Edit: Jesus. This has gathered a lot of attention and I honestly didn't mean for that to happen. Thank you to everyone for all the kind things. It means a lot.
    Edit #2:I came back again and Holy Jesus. It's been three years since he's passed and i still miss him every single day. I've finally got to the point I can talk about him without crying too much. I wanted to hear the audio again. This will always hold a very special place in my heart ❤

    • @NightHavenASMR
      @NightHavenASMR  6 років тому +402

      I am so so sorry for your loss. Losing someone is never easy, but someone that close to you? I can’t even imagine what that must be like. It’s very admirable that you were such a good and loyal friend. I think the world needs more friends like you. I hope that you and everyone who was close to him will be able to heal over time. I’m glad that my audio could help you feel at least a bit better and I hope you’re able to remember the good times you had with him. Thank you for sharing and I wish you the very best. ❤️

    • @neeltjeschmidt
      @neeltjeschmidt 6 років тому +84

      Aw I’m so sorry😢 but he’s in a better place now. You’ll see him again, I promise🙂

    • @rinlovie5558
      @rinlovie5558 6 років тому +43

      Paige Lynch aw, i wish you all the best and i will think of you :)

    • @healinggrounds19
      @healinggrounds19 6 років тому +36

      Paige Lynch I am so sorry for your loss. KNOW that your friend guards you. Corny but true. Love will come your way.

    • @patrickhinson3699
      @patrickhinson3699 6 років тому +15

      Paige Lynch that was so sweet and sad I'm shor he would want to cuddle with you too after he delt with what he had, I wish you good luck and have a nice day.😀

  • @otakugurl4lyfe783
    @otakugurl4lyfe783 6 років тому +2623

    Falling asleep in the same bed with a best friend of the opposite sex is nice. It isn't awkward or anything. Not for me. I sleep on this side, he sleeps on that side. It's all good. Even some cuddling is okay as long as hands don't roam.

    • @modern_disposition
      @modern_disposition 6 років тому +292

      I wish

    • @stacey5194
      @stacey5194 6 років тому +130

      Mrs America girl mood

    • @brandyyolidio4213
      @brandyyolidio4213 6 років тому +296

      He has some serious discipline

    • @whatsupfuckers4078
      @whatsupfuckers4078 6 років тому +141

      I have a best friend and we watch a lot of movies with ice cream and nutella and cuddle while laughing and criticising the movie/show

    • @emmabradley8109
      @emmabradley8109 6 років тому +297

      I want a guy best friend

  • @ashandchicky2481
    @ashandchicky2481 5 років тому +1646

    "You wanna turn around?"
    Me: sure ^^
    *after I turned around*
    Me:WHAT!!!
    *kissing sounds*
    Me: *looks at mum*
    Mom: What are you watching?
    Me: oh nothing just BTS being super cute ^^

    • @sidz669
      @sidz669 5 років тому +56

      Honestly mood

    • @mikaelacrybaby
      @mikaelacrybaby 5 років тому +27

      M00d

    • @Fifi-dx2jz
      @Fifi-dx2jz 5 років тому +39

      @@sidz669 Amazon? John? John's banana ? Smirks*
      Me: dies on the spot

    • @emmahume
      @emmahume 5 років тому +51

      Me trying to pretend to my mum I’m watching the CA RI BO NA RA! TONY MONTANA?! video again

    • @nicodiangel6503
      @nicodiangel6503 5 років тому +5

      Saaaaaaame

  • @lazyeyes9286
    @lazyeyes9286 4 роки тому +286

    Him : “your hair is really soft.”
    Me wearing a bonnet : 👁💧👄💧👁

    • @juminsbitch284
      @juminsbitch284 4 роки тому +13

      Ur bonnet is really soft😼

    • @juminsbitch284
      @juminsbitch284 4 роки тому +4

      Or its so soft that he felt it trough the bonnet

    • @moonheart8199
      @moonheart8199 4 роки тому +1

      I don't wanna mess the 69people who like

  • @oo-KitKat-oo
    @oo-KitKat-oo 6 років тому +697

    I don't know... is it just me but this voice makes me feel giddy. Like I'm having these extremely large blue butterflies in my stomach while trying to convince myself to take deep breathes and remember that its just a guy making out with his microphone. 😂😂😂

    • @AD-yu2wf
      @AD-yu2wf 5 років тому +6

      kaynat badshah ooooooff same

    • @dariannharles2486
      @dariannharles2486 5 років тому +7

      OMG I didn't think about that 😂

    • @mayaadlam691
      @mayaadlam691 5 років тому +24

      Bruh sameee I’m out here like lowkey falling for this voice and I legit hate myself

    • @ShikadaiNara10
      @ShikadaiNara10 5 років тому +1

      Ooof same tho

    • @imyourbigbubbernow2386
      @imyourbigbubbernow2386 5 років тому +11

      Why specifically *blue* butterflies why not red

  • @gimmick432
    @gimmick432 6 років тому +1245

    I'm sorry, I'm such an emo rat, but at 6:25 all I can think about is the beginning of "This is Gospel" because of the heartbeats.
    Edit: Almost 400 likes? Wow, so much emo/yeemo.

    • @reeseexum365
      @reeseexum365 6 років тому +11

      Allison Hendershot YESSSS

    • @gimmick432
      @gimmick432 6 років тому +38

      I KNOW FELLOW EMO PERSON (I'm not going to call you a rat because your not a rat, you're treasure.)

    • @cherrieeartss2782
      @cherrieeartss2782 6 років тому +31

      oml..
      I've found my spot in this comment section

    • @gimmick432
      @gimmick432 6 років тому +8

      Welcome

    • @ky3644
      @ky3644 6 років тому +16

      Omgggg 😭 I literally just came back from the piano version

  • @_Lunare_
    @_Lunare_ 5 років тому +243

    That bed tho...
    It's looks so SOFT. I want it.

  • @thefastestcowboyinthewest8504
    @thefastestcowboyinthewest8504 5 років тому +892

    Me and my friend have fell asleep together
    *ten hours of us both tossing and turning and slapping eachother in our sleep*

  • @hannahjoy375
    @hannahjoy375 5 років тому +391

    Lol true story I actually slept with my boy best friend and hah he hug me tight cuz he said its cold I'm like bitch its summer
    Him: eh?

  • @lindseyswope
    @lindseyswope 6 років тому +1180

    Am I the only one who thought of donkey saying “in the morning I’m makin waffles!” At 2:25? I’m drunk? K 👍🏻

  • @ryanheightenburg8999
    @ryanheightenburg8999 5 років тому +684

    just imagine his mom walking in on him kissing his hand, in bed, alone, video taping.
    mom: umm.... james what the hell are you doing.
    ASMR dude: GET OUT MOM ITS FOR THE VEIWS!!!!!
    mom: james... i thought we talked about this. GET A BOYFRIEND!!
    ASMR dude: MOM FOR THE LAST TIME... IM STRAIGHT!!!
    mom: that asmr doesnt sound very straight to me?
    ASMR dude: *cries*

  • @dekuwashi
    @dekuwashi 6 років тому +269

    How to write character development in 14 minutes.

    • @littlelamb3656
      @littlelamb3656 5 років тому +8

      Deadass 💀💀

    • @kyoko8332
      @kyoko8332 5 років тому +3

      Right?! I have made some awesome ass ocs from these asmr channels. 🤗😔

  • @luckyasmr1374
    @luckyasmr1374 6 років тому +1669

    How have I not come across this channel sooner?😂🍀

    • @readermanga8588
      @readermanga8588 6 років тому +31

      Ey it’s Lucky.
      Cool seeing your comment on this asmr. Mad respect for your work too dude.

    • @gummy2.066
      @gummy2.066 6 років тому +7

      I thought the same thing

    • @vivijd1705
      @vivijd1705 6 років тому +12

      Lucky ASMR OMG I LOVE YOUR WORK!!!! 💎❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕😍😍😍😍😍😱😱❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @luckyasmr1374
      @luckyasmr1374 6 років тому +5

      Vivi JD Thank you very much.😂

    • @gummy2.066
      @gummy2.066 6 років тому +5

      Yeah! (Even if I discovered your channel literally yesterday yeah...) You have good stuff!

  • @randomartist6992
    @randomartist6992 6 років тому +599

    That kiss was the most satisfying sound I’ve ever heard in my entire lifetime, Bravo👏🏻

  • @kvrrvk
    @kvrrvk 5 років тому +161

    The kissing noises just sounds like he is playing with his retainers lmao

  • @brianagoshorn8367
    @brianagoshorn8367 6 років тому +143

    Who else almost fell asleep listening to his heartbeat, soft breathing, and angelic voice ????

    • @iraqiblink5052
      @iraqiblink5052 2 роки тому +3

      i was listening to this video yesterday and i fell asleep

    • @Pebbleee22
      @Pebbleee22 2 роки тому

      Over the 4 and a half years of listening to this specific one, ive never been let down by it. So soothing and comforting 💗

  • @meep9280
    @meep9280 4 роки тому +358

    Anyone watching this during 2020 quarantine at 4 am bc your sleep schedule is messed up?

    • @camilab481
      @camilab481 4 роки тому +7

      Kinda feel attacked but yes

    • @therealharrypotter3097
      @therealharrypotter3097 4 роки тому +6

      I really wish I had been when I was in quarantine (I is a Aussie that’s not in the quarantine sections of Australia rn, which sucks cause I loved quarantine but also would get really upset and bored because of it randomly) this video honestly would’ve made me feel better lmao. 😂

    • @coffeeandscrubs2062
      @coffeeandscrubs2062 4 роки тому +5

      This is too specific Lol 🤭

    • @snm4685
      @snm4685 4 роки тому +2

      this is way too accurate 🗣
      where the cameras @

    • @dai9922
      @dai9922 4 роки тому +1

      the second one fml

  • @emiecnx
    @emiecnx 5 років тому +171

    “No, I don’t sleep walk”
    Me: “Bruh idc if you sleep walk, my brother sleep cooks and eats”

    • @savvyloveshercat7053
      @savvyloveshercat7053 5 років тому +10

      My step dad slept and just poured milk into bowls... Just milk and bowls.... Poor bowls

    • @valen38200
      @valen38200 5 років тому +5

      @Skylar Hartley 😏

  • @ChemiWhemi
    @ChemiWhemi 5 років тому +474

    Him: you cuddled and kissed me in your sleep
    Me: oh baby, I wasn’t sleeping
    Him: Wh-
    Me: you heard me boi *smooches*

  • @neeltjeschmidt
    @neeltjeschmidt 6 років тому +3576

    That moment you realize you’ll be single forever😞☹️💔

  • @myooralsystem6102
    @myooralsystem6102 6 років тому +136

    Him: We can get up whenever, and in the morning we can make waffles
    Me: BiTcH, WAfFlEs??!!

  • @tinygomi
    @tinygomi 6 років тому +686

    I'm feeling so single right now
    *mood*

    • @sophiam.9342
      @sophiam.9342 6 років тому +2

      Jimin's unexisting jams sameeeeee 😔👌🏻

    • @melomaniaaa
      @melomaniaaa 6 років тому +1

      Because Namjoon won't let you get to Jimin ;(

    • @taylorpleasereadmydesc2762
      @taylorpleasereadmydesc2762 5 років тому

      #singlemingle .....XD

    • @sherrilogan5400
      @sherrilogan5400 5 років тому +1

      I have a girlfriend
      ... I'm only here cuz I can't sleep

    • @sidz669
      @sidz669 5 років тому

      @do re mi fa sol la xiumin
      *sad noises*

  • @Yortoast
    @Yortoast Рік тому +13

    I can’t even count how many nights I’ve played this audio. So comforting, thank you so much.
    I hope you sleep well tonight. Goodnight

  • @Riadriaaa
    @Riadriaaa 5 років тому +367

    THE AD BELOW THE VIDEO IS THE HOLY BIBLE APP 😭
    help

  • @thepluto1711
    @thepluto1711 5 років тому +193

    Me: *sleeps with boy (space) friend*
    My parents: *WII WOO WII WOO PROTECTIVE PARENTS IS ON THE WAY*

  • @magicmoonsong
    @magicmoonsong 6 років тому +286

    me being a dumb dumb thought the background was flower petals 😂

    • @simonesturm9021
      @simonesturm9021 6 років тому +5

      PAHHAHA JUST NOTICED THAT BECAUSE OF UR COMMENT
      Lol how dumb😂

    • @peytonalexandria1941
      @peytonalexandria1941 6 років тому +2

      • brynn Wait...ItS nOt?!?

    • @magicmoonsong
      @magicmoonsong 6 років тому

      Peyton Alexandria nope 😂 it’s a with white blankets and pillows

    • @alana1086
      @alana1086 6 років тому +1

      astriloqua same

    • @xwxo
      @xwxo 6 років тому +1

      I thought the same, I only just noticed it's not because of this comment.

  • @jordanwelborn6178
    @jordanwelborn6178 5 років тому +202

    “Your hair is soft
    Me: why is everyone touching my hair all I did was cut it really short

  • @gallettadolssetta
    @gallettadolssetta 6 років тому +980

    WHERE DO I HAVE MY FCKING HEADPHONES!!????!!!!

  • @nellil3554
    @nellil3554 6 років тому +73

    I just want to know if I'm the only one who always starts to cry when listening to stuff like this. This is exactly what I dream of having some day in real life, and it hurts me so much that I don't have it, and something in me says that I never will.

    • @Bratenzie
      @Bratenzie 6 років тому +2

      Nelli L I promise you will have it one day! It’ll will come I thought the same thing and I have what I’ve always dreamed of! Dreams do come true just think positive!!💜💜wish the best of luck!!💜☺️

    • @kc-qi1ge
      @kc-qi1ge 5 років тому +1

      You will i promise

    • @mckaylabuck9541
      @mckaylabuck9541 5 років тому

      Me too

  • @amarigalaxy1091
    @amarigalaxy1091 5 років тому +286

    Well I've sinned enough, time to pray

    • @Unknown-op4fl
      @Unknown-op4fl 5 років тому +10

      Is this even a sin

    • @hannahj7596
      @hannahj7596 5 років тому +1

      @@Unknown-op4fl idk

    • @spxd_er1
      @spxd_er1 5 років тому +11

      @@Unknown-op4fl they didnt smash lmao so no u fine

    • @magmabubble1989
      @magmabubble1989 4 роки тому

      There ain’t no saving us baby, I’ve expected my fate

    • @summersky8155
      @summersky8155 4 роки тому +2

      *turns the volume down to 0%*
      It's not a sin anymore UWU

  • @simpforniragi4086
    @simpforniragi4086 5 років тому +713

    The *comment section* is literally killing me 😂😂

    • @gretcheningram4922
      @gretcheningram4922 4 роки тому +7

      Sameee

    • @Heavenly.Motherr
      @Heavenly.Motherr 3 роки тому +5

      Same! I’m just scrolling while I’m listening to the audio and laughing at 4 am 😂

    • @susanames6162
      @susanames6162 3 роки тому +1

      Sameee 😂

    • @istandwithHim
      @istandwithHim 2 роки тому

      Same, I'm literally going through it right now and finding the funniest things😂😂

  • @katomiyamashita2870
    @katomiyamashita2870 5 років тому +148

    *There's water on the table*
    Me: Sorry i dont drink water i drink air

  • @brandyyolidio4213
    @brandyyolidio4213 6 років тому +565

    I am picturing the cutest curly head, slim framed guy with the most gorgeous smile and nice soft strong hands ❤ Yes I'm lonely, so what 😑

    • @rae6152
      @rae6152 5 років тому

      Brandy Yolidio I’m picturing Shinsou from my hero academia 😂😂help

    • @julietsugabestfriend3386
      @julietsugabestfriend3386 5 років тому +18

      im picturing my celebrity crush
      FRIKIN JACK DYLAN GRAZER OR...
      FOREST WHEELER!

    • @milesbf
      @milesbf 5 років тому +3

      Hi I animate C: Imagine having a crush on someone who makes their friends feel uncomfortable and is rude to their fans

    • @julietsugabestfriend3386
      @julietsugabestfriend3386 5 років тому +1

      @@milesbf ... which boy is rude to there fans

    • @milesbf
      @milesbf 5 років тому +1

      Hi I animate C: Jack. I’m sorry but its the truth. I know a lot of people loves him and seems to ignore the awful things he’s done

  • @ravendude9336
    @ravendude9336 5 років тому +258

    So I slept with my friend once. I'm bi(so is she) so EVERYONE shipped us together, even making ship names, but we ignore them. It was the most akward moment in my life. I woke up on top of her and we were holding hands! The worst part is I drooled all over her! I don't think I've ever blushed that hard in my life. Good news is we are dating now and have been together for almost a year. We still laugh at the moment from time to time.

  • @lunarvalley3006
    @lunarvalley3006 5 років тому +590

    The comments on this video is just....
    *_WHEEZE_*

  • @danielaalejandrapedrozazer7422
    @danielaalejandrapedrozazer7422 6 років тому +751

    omg this is so cute ahh i'm crying i'm so alone lpm

  • @greeneyescarri
    @greeneyescarri 6 років тому +263

    By the way just to let you know If no one has told you yet. You sound like a good kisser.. ☺️ Oh and welcome back to channel you fit right In! As I already stated before can’t wait to hear other stuff from you!

  • @friendlyneighborhoodweeb6058
    @friendlyneighborhoodweeb6058 6 років тому +248

    I had this guy friend, we were reaaaally close friends and as cheesey as it was we sat up a cherry blossom tree talking about pokemon then i fell asleep (i was balanced enough to not fall). He screamed *A WILD AIDEN HAS APPEARED* then he shoved me off the tree. I woke up when he yelled xD
    It hurt -a lot-

    • @sama-1068
      @sama-1068 6 років тому +9

      • Kitokki lowkey, this is the kinda thing my friends would do😂😂😂

    • @biteritual
      @biteritual 6 років тому +11

      If dis isn’t goals then idk wut is

  • @rainyday3509
    @rainyday3509 5 років тому +368

    Me: starts to fall asleep
    Friend: your hair so soft
    Me: *burst into laughter * that’s so weird to say!
    Friend: idc if it’s weird
    Me: *sits up* oh lord he can hear me...😱
    😂😂😂 this is supper good and funny at the same time great job ❤️

  • @troddensnow
    @troddensnow 4 роки тому +103

    this just shows how badly i want a relationship... my entire yt history is asmr like this ,,,,,,,,

  • @glacierave
    @glacierave 6 років тому +2124

    *Hears kissing sounds*
    *Instantly becomes uncomfortable*

    • @resa127
      @resa127 6 років тому +24

      An Unnoticed BEANZ ayee a fellow BEANZ💙

    • @makeupbyjojo2012
      @makeupbyjojo2012 6 років тому +13

      AYEEEEEEEE YOUR A PRETTYMUCH FAN TOO

    • @glacierave
      @glacierave 6 років тому +11

      @@makeupbyjojo2012 YES QUEEN! Who's lane are u in?

    • @makeupbyjojo2012
      @makeupbyjojo2012 6 років тому +6

      An Unnoticed BEANZ nick’s girl!!!!!! Slowly becoming edwins tho oops

    • @ken-xc1xf
      @ken-xc1xf 6 років тому +5

      An Unnoticed BEANZ hey a fellow BEANZ!!!

  • @blu5331
    @blu5331 6 років тому +74

    aww that sounded so shy and sweet,you have a very soothing voice.Happy Tuesday!

  • @obesepp5728
    @obesepp5728 4 роки тому +53

    Friend on the phone: why aren't you talking?
    "I'll talk in 14 mins and 6 seconds"

    • @Jippeee
      @Jippeee 4 роки тому +4

      More like 30. You need extra time to fan-girl plus the time you need to rewatch the thing to fan-girl again.

  • @detroitbecomehumanfan3043
    @detroitbecomehumanfan3043 6 років тому +3546

    *W H E R E*
    👏🏻
    *I S*
    👏🏻
    *M Y*
    👏🏻
    *H O L Y*
    👏🏻
    *B I B L E*
    👏🏻
    *T O*
    👏🏻
    *S A V E*
    👏🏻
    *M E*
    👏🏻
    *F R O M*
    👏🏻
    *T H I S*
    👏🏻
    *S I N?*
    👏🏻

    • @idiotwastaken.
      @idiotwastaken. 5 років тому +72

      Detroit become human Fan wut but they didn’t smash

    • @liyah_png
      @liyah_png 5 років тому +36

      Detroit become human Fan don’t worry Lucifer will save ya😌👌

    • @spongebobwithswagbustinitd1769
      @spongebobwithswagbustinitd1769 5 років тому +13

      @@idiotwastaken. I will grab it from Father and the church if I can find it there

    • @shapeshifterA113
      @shapeshifterA113 5 років тому +21

      The water bottle he offered is holy water 😇

    • @jazzyyaoilover1855
      @jazzyyaoilover1855 5 років тому +8

      I sheet gotta run BAI *wisper* oh sh*t I'm ded meat

  • @zeeisshe
    @zeeisshe 5 років тому +64

    'ur hairs rlly soft'
    'if soft means as greasy as a mcdonald's meal, then yes it it very soft' lmO

  • @taylorpleasereadmydesc2762
    @taylorpleasereadmydesc2762 5 років тому +170

    *looks at the clock*
    *6:30 am*
    "SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!"

  • @mayaadlam691
    @mayaadlam691 5 років тому +336

    “Can we do that again?”
    HELLLL YEAAAA COME HERE😘
    Meanwhile I’m literally sitting in a chair in the dark, single as hell, feeling lonely, and wishing I could cuddle somebody rn