Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? I'll (blah blah cravat line) because it's fucking wrong. Why? Well, you little bitch, if you could take a look at this (mofo)ing *U P D A T E D A U T O P S Y R E P O R T*
「STAND ABILITIES」Can nullify any objections made in a courtroom, no matter which side presents the objection. Also has the ability to tell the user the right peices of evidence to present in which order in a court of law-real or otherwise
this plays in toddlers heads when they are saying that they did not write their name on the wall in crayon and that it was, in fact, their 15 year old brother who has been at work all day.
when i played ace attorney investigations i was expecting to present an updated autopsy report instead i got the adventures of gumfuck and miles updated autopsy repost
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fool! you fell for it! thunder cross split attack!
Me in 8th grade going a pretend trial. Opponent: *gives an unstable argument* Me: Um, actually, objection dumba$$ OR Opponent: is stubborn af and won't give up Me: taps my forehead and grins Opponent: Why do I hear Lying Coldly Or Someone: Why did you become a lawyer? Me: cuz of this, look...UM, ACTUALLY *Lying coldly starts* Someone: wha-? Me: *dancin like Edgeworth*
Sometimes I wonder what kind of monster I created with that video of mine
This was *6* minutes ago.
*6*
You're god damn right.
Sometimes I wonder how you made it (srsly tho) 😂
WHOA OKAY I WAS *NOT* EXPECTING U WOULD COMMENT ON THIS LOL-
10 hours ago tf
@@moved2216 ahaha lol yeah I guess I'm a lil late since this vid was posted 7 months ago oops
salary cutting noises
I'm dying lmao
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? I'll (blah blah cravat line) because it's fucking wrong. Why? Well, you little bitch, if you could take a look at this (mofo)ing *U P D A T E D A U T O P S Y R E P O R T*
(celebratory jumping)
Gumshoe's salary is probably just a dollar or two
@@markiemoo9265 wrong instead of getting money hes losing money now
Legend says those who disliked this video got their autopsy reports updated by Edgeworth
I’m busting this out at my next debate meet
He fucking cutted my salaries
@Freeman Gordon haven't you hear?
@@parlerler3872 you absolute failure
Phoenix wright is the beat example
Imagine not knowing what any of the updated autopsy report memes mean
@funny society man those poor souls...
Using logic, that means that they have died because they have autopsy reports!
I know Ace Attorney just for two weeks
Enough for me to know the community and their weird paraphilia with outdated autopsy reports
@@youraverageenclavesoldier umm actually
@@deadassbird3763 objection, dumbass
Everyone:is talking about 0:39
Me, an intellectual : 2:03
OBJECTION!
i dont have an objection i just wanted to say that lol
@Miles Edgeworth HOLD IT!
I already stated that I ONLY WANTED TO SAY IT!
@Erik follower HOLD IT!
no u
@STK Sonic OBJECTION!
yes it is
"She could not have written maya's name on the paper! The *autopsy report* says that she died instantly"
Shut up m8 heres your 20 bucks and a updated autopsy report.
umm actually
@@Bowling4986 objection dumbass
@@Bowling4986 Objection, Dumbass
Roses are Red
I'l see you in court
UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
「STAND MASTER」 Miles Edgeworth
「STAND NAME」「Updated Autopsy Report」
Phoenix had never seen anything quite so horrible in all his life.
A
A
「STAND ABILITIES」Can nullify any objections made in a courtroom, no matter which side presents the objection. Also has the ability to tell the user the right peices of evidence to present in which order in a court of law-real or otherwise
A
Bruh. Everyone talks about 0:39 and 2:03, but no one talks about the short period of 1:07-1:19. That shit's good
exactly, that part slaps
everything is
Fr
0:39
Thx...
*UM ACTUALLY*
objection, dumbass
PK Sonikal Haven’t you heard?
You absolute failure. Did gumfuck not tell you?
“You're not a clown, you're the entire circus.”
You're
Not
@@mta9395
umm, actually
objection, dumbass
@@deadangel03 Haven't you heard
@@yukinyanyers You absolute failure
The true theme of updating autopsy reports and cutting salaries.
* plays it at 0.75 *
now it’s time to get *funky*
Im suprised.. this is not bad at all on 0.75x
holy shit it slaps
oh that is FUNKY
Wow, not a bad idea
Yes very *FUNKY*
This feels like a "Ladies and Gentlemen, we got 'em" piece
I mean, that is where it plays ingame, so...
*This is one of my most viewed videos and all I did was edit a song in Audacity.*
There’s beauty in simplicity, and this is a fine example.
It shows up when you search Lying Coldly as like the 3rd option lol
That’s how UA-cam algorithm works.
Always remember to never try too hard.
Fame can come from the stupidest places
updated autopsy report jokes aside,
can we appreciate how edgeworth in the logo looks like he has a sick mullet
He looks like Chapter 1 Manga Joey
Umm, actually
Objection dumbass
Haven’t you heard
You absolute failure
did gumfuck not tell you?
Robi *Salary cutting noises*
I just love that everyone is trying to replicate the video in each comment thread. You know which video I’m talking about.
Objection dumbass
Haven’t you heard?
You absolute failure
Did G U M F U C K not tell you ?
**salary cutting noises**
It goes from an song for a logic puzzle to a song for a turn based rpg with just a slight speedup.
This sounds like a rival’s theme from a Pokémon game.
Guys, hold my fist because im going this guy so hard that he will be lying coldly after that
this is edgeworth when the witness dosent state their name
this is edgeworth when the wicked witch of the witness stand appears
Dosent
Do sent
@@gabrielc7861 bro this comment is ancient history 😭
Me: sees dislikes "You absolute failure."
Your profile picture matches the comment.
*Salary cutting noises*
Did gumfrick not tell you?
Your garbage excuse of a *hypothesis?*
"Now, i'm going to update your autopsy report."
BANG BANG BANG
Here for my daily dose of updated autopsy reports
Hello everyone
This is YOUR
Daily dose of Updated Autopsy Report
Day:??? Of quarantine and I just listen to this nonstop
dude same
Month:??? of quarantine and I randomly start doing the Edgeworth dance while singing the lyrics please help.
I love how this man hearts everything
To quote another comment “Gumshoe’s salary is a rollercoaster that only goes down.”
Edit: Grammar corrections.
Straight downward at godspeed
Ah, yes that comment in that video
When you finally get that chance to present the updated autopsy resport to Phoenix
This is actually nice ngl
most songs that were nice beforehand will still be nice after minor bass boosting
There should be a tribute to this is the next game. Maybe if you press the keys A-U-T-O-P-S-Y Edgeworth will start flamenco dancing.
UMM ACTUALLY
*objection, dumbass*
Haven’t you heard?
You absolute failure.
Did Gumfuck not tell you?
**salary cutting noises**
your garbage excuse of a "hypothesis"?
Um actually
objection dumbass
@@SpadeOfNades haven't you heard?
you absolute failure
@@grimmthenightmare did gumfuck not tell you?
@@beta5017 *salary cutting noises*
when you realize Courtney updated the autopsy report on Edgeworth
When von karma says the trial will end in 3 minutes but you havent presented the updated autopsy report
*Meme noises intensifies*
Umm, actually
Notice how there isn't a single dislike on this masterpiece
Welp, there is now...
Under- Fan nope
@@under-fan7492 Objection!
'tis but two
Theres 2 now?? Why?? 😔
Me when I caught a person in Among Us lying:
It looks like you’ll have to update their autopsy report by ejecting them so they can actually have an autopsy!
When Edgey runs to Phoenix for telling him about updated autopsy report
I just found this masterpiece and I'm very happy🤩
i unironically like this
I can't believe you invented nightcore
You, sir, are a saint.
Is it only me or this is better than music from 2020?
This reminds me of my patience when it comes to ace attorney games. And when it speeds up my patience runs out during tue the investigation period
This video updated my autopsy report
Please i need this on my spotify playlist
The description is an absolute 10/10 holy fuck
This feels like something outta touhou.
How so?
that was cringe
This doesn't really sound like Touhou. There's not even any ZUNpet
@@theeaglemaster388not every Touhou song has zunpets
this plays in toddlers heads when they are saying that they did not write their name on the wall in crayon and that it was, in fact, their 15 year old brother who has been at work all day.
i feel like this comes from personal experience
The time of the murder wa- Miles 0:39 OBJECTION
Bring *it* out.
Fissionist u m a c t u a l l y
Objection Dumbass.
Haven't you heard
@@yukinyanyers you absolute failure
The C H A I N one word at a time
Um
Actually
objection
Dumbass
Haven't
ngl i listen to this nearly everyday while working on animations lol
HELP THIS IS SO GOOD
memes aside I get touhou vibes from this... like I wouldn't be surprised if I heard this beat somewhere in a touhou game!
THANK YOU
lying freezingly
When you're rushing to get to work or an appointment on time.
i wish i could marry this song
This madlad still out here hearting comments
i need a 1 hour version
Ik where everyone got this from
Yo this actually a bop
The beginning sounds like a mario kart track on the final lap
Sounds like a Touhou boss music ngl.
For me when I type up in the youtube search bar, "updated autopsy report" is the first result 😳
ngl this sounds better than the original
Definitely sounds pog and salary cutting noises..
i like this one more than the original oops
when i played ace attorney investigations i was expecting to present an updated autopsy report instead i got the adventures of gumfuck and miles updated autopsy repost
UMM ACTUALLY,
Sounds like a mario kart track theme
This is what plays at the ending of megamind lol
When you have a project due in an hour and you haven't even started yet.
I'd like to see Lying Coldly But its sped up and bass bposted But its sped up and bass boosted.
0.5 makes it a good music
It's not already a good music?
But you're right, though. Goddamn.
@@tristanfoss7469 Its already great but putting it at 0.5 would make it more epic
@@reneeplay43 Umm, Actually
@@peterh2223 objection, dumbass
Who else thinks this could be in an Ace Attorney based rhythm game?
3,500th like.
0:39-0:57 is the moment
When trial starts in 5 minutes and the autopsy report is still outdated
Is it wrong I think this sounds better than the original track? ^^;
"Okay, who updated the autopsy report this time?"
When The
When The Updated Autopsy Report Hits Different
*L O V E*
Shazam loses its shit over edited songs apparently. It never gave me Lying Coldly
In Jamerica, You don't update the autopsy report. The autopsy report updates you.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fool! you fell for it! thunder cross split attack!
oh wow :|
Me in 8th grade going a pretend trial.
Opponent: *gives an unstable argument*
Me: Um, actually, objection dumba$$
OR
Opponent: is stubborn af and won't give up
Me: taps my forehead and grins
Opponent: Why do I hear Lying Coldly
Or
Someone: Why did you become a lawyer?
Me: cuz of this, look...UM, ACTUALLY
*Lying coldly starts*
Someone: wha-?
Me: *dancin like Edgeworth*
Objection dumbass
Now all that's missing is Edgeworth's cravat and an outdated autopsy report...
The ones who disliked this got probably arrested.
*U m m a c t u a l l y*
*objection, dumbass*
@@QualityJo_ Haven't you heard?
you absolute failure
@@Kaibaneado Did Gumfuck not tell you?
@@keitoucreations2727 **salary cutting noises**
T I M E S 2 S P E E D
This is one *miGHTY UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT*
*insert Edgeworth dancing*
Normal = feels unnatural
0.75x = let's just go back to normal
I tried 0.75x, you were right, it was awful
If only I could use my speaker that can be bass boosted (It's quite broken)
Ok
when i lie to my parents but my siblings who are trying to help arent helping
me and the boys updating the...
well, you know the rest.
ummactuallyobjectiondumbasshaventyouheardyouabsolutefailuredidgumfucknottellyousalarycuttingnoisesyourgarbageexcuseofahypothesisillshovemtentirecravatupyourassbecauseitsfuckingwrongwhywellyoulittlebitchifyoudonttakealookatthismotherfucking
*INHALE*
UPDATETAUTOPSYREPORT
yo is that agent lasagna?
I think the real question here is, why do you love dolphins so much, edgy JoJo?
It’s agent Loquacious
40th
Music to update the autopsy report to...
0:40 umm actually