Children Are Really Not Good People. Damon Sumner

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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2023
  • Children are really not good people, or at least that's been Damon Sumner's experience while raising his children. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Damon talks about his children and some of the terrifying/horrible things they do. Whether you're someone with little kids, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Damon Sumner will have you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @smbrowning578
    @smbrowning578 11 місяців тому +30

    Seasoned parent of 3 active children. Something always happening. My first question was "is there blood?...can you move it?"

    • @Rosie_C
      @Rosie_C 9 місяців тому

      Always. The kids I used to nanny still tease me about the time someone actually got injured and I calmly paused the baby I was feeding a bottle and kept saying, “it’s fine. I’m sure she’ll be okay.” She had busted her chin open and needed stitches. She was fine! :)

  • @jarmom4033
    @jarmom4033 11 місяців тому +20

    He's the fun friend in the group I bet.. bc he's just an ALL AROUND FUNNY DUDE! & it probably never stops😂

  • @CynthiaPrice79
    @CynthiaPrice79 11 місяців тому +58

    My younger siblings hit puberty, and suddenly I couldn’t be in their bathroom without dry heaving a little.

    • @jaysrandomnesschannel
      @jaysrandomnesschannel 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@TheAstroflightyou didn't need all that to explain anything...if her siblings were boys, what she was smelling was hot loads 😂😂😂

    • @Beardfamily247
      @Beardfamily247 11 місяців тому

      ​@TheAstroflight you like, a musk-etarian or something 🤔

    • @MZRTMusic254
      @MZRTMusic254 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@jaysrandomnesschannelJesus Jay! 😂

    • @jaysrandomnesschannel
      @jaysrandomnesschannel 11 місяців тому +3

      @@MZRTMusic254 😂...I speak of nothing but the truth

    • @CynthiaPrice79
      @CynthiaPrice79 11 місяців тому +3

      @@TheAstroflight ok, but they smelled like nasty BO and not washing enough.

  • @ElysianFields108
    @ElysianFields108 11 місяців тому +15

    I love this guy's humor and comedic style!

  • @anitajones4899
    @anitajones4899 11 місяців тому +19

    She chokes me! SAY WHAT? What do you do? I play dead, that's what I do! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @carolynnaumann2306
    @carolynnaumann2306 11 місяців тому +15

    Lol, love this guys sense of humor. Really gets to it !

  • @tedereTSSK
    @tedereTSSK 11 місяців тому +4

    Good crowd enjoyment.

  • @vickiclark1998
    @vickiclark1998 11 місяців тому +26

    I had 6 kids and I always had an informant!! LOL!!

  • @MF_Reinhold
    @MF_Reinhold 11 місяців тому +6

    I lost it at, this kid is gonna be on an airbrushed t-shirt 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

  • @outdoorasmr
    @outdoorasmr 11 місяців тому +20

    "Old privilege" 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @agnesstokes1078
    @agnesstokes1078 11 місяців тому +9

    I hope they aren't really that bad, but he's funny as hell😂😂😂😂

  • @threeparthuman
    @threeparthuman 11 місяців тому +3

    that was hilarious brother! thanks for the laughs! LOLOLOLOL.

  • @HizashiYamada-ShoutaAizawa
    @HizashiYamada-ShoutaAizawa 6 місяців тому

    I am laughing my butt off right now!!🤣 But the funniest part is that my family/friends say im exactly like him🤣🤣

  • @cindyrissal3628
    @cindyrissal3628 11 місяців тому +48

    Oh, honey, 30s aint nuthin'. Just wait...it gets SO-OO much more interesting when you get to the 50s & 60s...😂

    • @karmencummings9754
      @karmencummings9754 10 місяців тому +1

      Yessssss!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @heatherL4834
      @heatherL4834 10 місяців тому +2

      Hell, mid-40s is turning into a ride for me.

    • @kimberlyfoss4787
      @kimberlyfoss4787 9 місяців тому +1

      Right?? I remember when I hit 50 I said, it should be illegal for anyone over the age of 45 to have to bend down to pick up anything!! 😂

  • @specopbookie
    @specopbookie 11 місяців тому +2

    Sup from Wyoming!! Love this guy’s energy 😂

  • @SunshineMafia
    @SunshineMafia 11 місяців тому +3

    That’s hilarious! 😂❤️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽☀️☀️

  • @realtalkwithLorin
    @realtalkwithLorin 11 місяців тому +12

    Hahaha. Love him. My sister tried to kill me every night. Now she's on the run. Lol

  • @endrankluvsda4loko172
    @endrankluvsda4loko172 11 місяців тому +9

    Absolutely hilarious

  • @cas4040
    @cas4040 11 місяців тому +2

    Great set. 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @gayleneelaban1161
    @gayleneelaban1161 11 місяців тому +1

    Love this guy! He’s funny and real!

  • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
    @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 11 місяців тому +18

    Fried chicken but we had lasagna😂😂

  • @blazze7772
    @blazze7772 11 місяців тому +5

    😂😂😂 Bro almost made me wake up my wife.

  • @Rosie_C
    @Rosie_C 9 місяців тому

    Children are really not good people. I don’t know how many times the 2 year old has gotten busted for destroying the plants and flowers, and just last week the kids kept trying to tell me he was at it again… “[he] is makin a mess!” “[he] is damaging something. You might want to see this.” And he had destroyed 2/3 of a brand new, huge, gorgeous fall mum.

  • @theartistjodievans
    @theartistjodievans 11 місяців тому +3

    🤣🤣🤣 I’m peeing my pants over here! I had four kids. I relate!

  • @jerridavis6462
    @jerridavis6462 10 місяців тому

    Enjoyed from Texas!

  • @HeliPadUSA
    @HeliPadUSA 10 місяців тому

    "Hisself"....not a word

  • @shanikasmith2591
    @shanikasmith2591 11 місяців тому +2

    This guy is hilarious!! 😂😂

  • @bowleggz1003
    @bowleggz1003 11 місяців тому +4

    He was hilarious 😂

  • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
    @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 11 місяців тому +12

    My sister is a choker😂😢😢😢

    • @frequentsee3815
      @frequentsee3815 11 місяців тому +1

      I think maybe she wanted him to do it back? Idk. Kinda kinky. Not sure yet

    • @MZRTMusic254
      @MZRTMusic254 11 місяців тому

      ​@@frequentsee3815onii-chan is that you?

  • @TheSleepingonit
    @TheSleepingonit 11 місяців тому +8

    Being 6 ft 6, i have to stand out of the shower to wash my hair, doubt that is the problem with your son

    • @MagycArwen
      @MagycArwen 11 місяців тому +6

      Put a little stool in the shower so you can sit down 🚿😂

  • @caligirl1028
    @caligirl1028 11 місяців тому +2

    Freaking hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @guardianangel9517
    @guardianangel9517 10 місяців тому

    You're RIGHT about 50s and no Facebook😂
    I'm NOT participating with that😅

  • @mbyrd6713
    @mbyrd6713 11 місяців тому +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 love him

  • @Sendcookiesnow
    @Sendcookiesnow 10 місяців тому

    Funny AF

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 11 місяців тому

    I'm shocked how many people got the tp joke bahaha! Collector's item😂

  • @SOULLESSVR
    @SOULLESSVR 11 місяців тому

    Having daughter and son sleep in same bed seems strange to me....

  • @barbarahering484
    @barbarahering484 11 місяців тому +12

    You were great but whoever was laughing so loud was drowning you out.

  • @PacificMoceans
    @PacificMoceans 11 місяців тому +5

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @beverlyhall228
    @beverlyhall228 11 місяців тому +3

    Funny

  • @patrickgallagher9069
    @patrickgallagher9069 9 місяців тому

    35, old.... nope. You're not old yet!

  • @crystaldawn9255
    @crystaldawn9255 10 місяців тому

    He said over 50 come on Jennifer Lopez's 50

  • @TeresaO82
    @TeresaO82 10 місяців тому

    My dad's fb profile pic is his hand lol

  • @dbdk1635
    @dbdk1635 11 місяців тому +1

    ☠️ 😂

  • @jaysrandomnesschannel
    @jaysrandomnesschannel 11 місяців тому +1

    Cant watch this one, audio is horrible. Echoing like a MF

  • @hotdogsauce
    @hotdogsauce 11 місяців тому

    damon🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theresagkeenan8331
    @theresagkeenan8331 11 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @comicgeniusshow3190
    @comicgeniusshow3190 11 місяців тому

    😂🎤😂🎤

  • @deceptionsdemise
    @deceptionsdemise 9 місяців тому

    Ahahahaha

  • @drip369
    @drip369 11 місяців тому +8

    Nah bro I've never had a fat kid phase, we were too poor and I'm enjoying being a trim muscular man

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 11 місяців тому +3

      I never had a fat kids phase. My brother never outgrew his fat kid phase. He is now a fat adult.

  • @torturedGenius73
    @torturedGenius73 11 місяців тому

    Not good enough, that's a shame

    • @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl
      @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 11 місяців тому

      No you're not, and you never will be.
      "Genius" 🤣🤣😂😂🤡🤡

  • @johnsegura610
    @johnsegura610 11 місяців тому +1

    First

  • @thequieterubcomethemoreuhe1198
    @thequieterubcomethemoreuhe1198 11 місяців тому

    This is the 2nd skit about kids that I've watched & I surprisingly, derived zero laughter from it. Idk. Maybe I just don't like his material or jokes.

    • @Mario-ur8ti
      @Mario-ur8ti 11 місяців тому +1

      His jokes were great. I believe your problems were greater than his talent.

    • @thequieterubcomethemoreuhe1198
      @thequieterubcomethemoreuhe1198 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Mario-ur8ti
      🤣🤣🤣🤣
      I don't have problems.🤔🙄
      And his talent level wasn't great enough to make me laugh.
      Perhaps your level of intelligence meets his level of talent, eh?
      Still, I am not oposed to what you consider enjoyable; although, I don't believe that my comment threatened this guy's performance, at a volume such that, surprisingly, sufficed your efforts to defend him.😂🤣Or defend your perception.....🤔
      However, thanks for helping me leave, this time, with a laugh.🤣
      Word to the wise:
      Your attempt at insult should be, somewhat accurate, if you want it to succeed. Albeit should also be directed at someone who actually cares about how you feel.😎🤣😂😁🤣

    • @AWholeVibe96
      @AWholeVibe96 10 місяців тому

      You’re not alone. I wasn’t impressed either. But I also don’t have the lifestyle of being a parent or wanting to be a parent.

  • @stephencurry8552
    @stephencurry8552 11 місяців тому

    Tight

  • @robertwardi358
    @robertwardi358 11 місяців тому

    This guy is Kevin Hart level.....