ster doesnt look any different since 2015? Dude started out as a thin mcdonalds acne teenager, got super fat, then lost it all then entered strongman era. 🧐 sir you are a fake fan and I challenge you to a duel
11:40 is legitimately divorced behavior. Like I had such a visceral flashback when Jerma changed the subject like that I could actually smell the awful reek of my mom's car and my dad's cigarette smoke blowing out his window and into my. I could hear the red hot chili peppers on the radio, and the hot leather. 10/10 clip, would ratatouille moment about the aftermath of my 13th birthday again
i saw you on another video talking about how you ate a patch of grass for three years of high school and did permanent damage to your teeth from the silica
@@chiefkeefmoney What a bizarre thing to be recognized for lmao. What is it about Jerma fans that allows my weird stream of consciousness comments to get likes and be noticed? I do actually write these comments in a bunch of places, they just don't really get attention except under Jerma clips or music
jerma is the kind of guy who invites you to play a game and then asks what game you want to play ster is the kind of guy who get invited to a game and then suggests a worse game to play
Someone needs to make an edit of the audio from this vid and make it sound like it's coming from a different room while there's faint audio of an episode of spongebob playing in the background
im just now realizing that STER is actually the hostile, bitter, angry wife and JERMA is the husband with no sense of self awareness. they just decided to switch places for "Who Will Replace Me?", i guess.
That was honestly one of the most amusing pranks because people genuinely bought into it. I remember reading threads asking about the two in r/Jerma985, and there were people literally trying to shit talk Star as if he had become some big jerk over the years.
Etalyx is the guy who ends up being a caretaker for his elderly parents despite them being divorced and him being traumatized by it. Someone's gotta buy jerma a plunger after he clogs the toilet with his cbd shits
I think that "You would like Ludwig" has gone down in history as one of the best divorced dads that still hang out for the kids moments, because it's one of the only purely genuine ones. He literally forgot that Ster was there too, and it was absolutely magical.
That divorce insult is actually scathing, holy moly. I feel guilty admitting I'm probably gonna keep that one in my back pocket, except for someone I genuinely don't like.
@@SteeleJohnson-o7u Ster is definitely the mom. Jerma has the vibes of a dad who doesn't know why the mom gets upset and just acts innocent, and ster is so dramatic
I lost it when Jerma opened a drawer of hundreds of dollars when Ster mentions he owes him money for two UHaul trucks worth of pizza, like this is just a normal occurrence.
Etallyx in some of these situations is like the kid who doesn’t really understand the concept of a “troubled marriage” and thinks fighting like this is completely normal
The best parts are when jerma tries to be sassy but ster manages to find a comeback instantly. Also, arson your vids are a ton of fun, plz keep them coming
The way they argue and make jabs at each other is like the best act they perform together because actual annoyance leaks through and makes it so much funnier. The perfect white boy duo who aren't gay, but are kinda gay for each other in the worst possible way
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*POV: You’re playing on your DS while Jerma and Ster fight in the kitchen*
writing 'please stop fighting' over and over again in an empty pictochat room
@krungys Brooo no way 💀😂
I was literally playing Animal Crossing on my DS while watching this lol
@@krungysNOOOO
@@krungys too real 😅
You can tell how much they are trying to stay together for the sake of the kids, it’s almost admirable despite how sad it is.
They like to edge each other.
they need to raise chat to be a good kid for gods sake
@@ytrogue6751I almost broke my bathroom sink
It's epitomized so well in that moment at 6:54
ster got boypreggers?
I love how Jerma looks like a different creature every stream and Ster hasn’t looked any different since like 2015.
Skinwalker vs Timeless Entity
timeless andy
ster doesnt look any different since 2015? Dude started out as a thin mcdonalds acne teenager, got super fat, then lost it all then entered strongman era. 🧐 sir you are a fake fan and I challenge you to a duel
@@AnthonyHoul bro.... the guy who commented this is dead. He's been dead for months. He's dead, man.
So nice of both of them to recreate their fans childhood
Ster got a lot of practice with this childhood too
i feel like im playing facade
Don't say Melon to Jerma EVER
I really said to myself "they're so divorce coded it isn't even funny" and it made me realize why my parents don't love me.
It's so progressive of two straight(?) men to be a bitterly divorced gay couple
I never knew Ster's real name was Holly, kinda different but you know some guys are named Sydney 🤔
11:40 is legitimately divorced behavior. Like I had such a visceral flashback when Jerma changed the subject like that I could actually smell the awful reek of my mom's car and my dad's cigarette smoke blowing out his window and into my. I could hear the red hot chili peppers on the radio, and the hot leather.
10/10 clip, would ratatouille moment about the aftermath of my 13th birthday again
Sounds like a fun holiday.
literally me
i saw you on another video talking about how you ate a patch of grass for three years of high school and did permanent damage to your teeth from the silica
@@chiefkeefmoney What a bizarre thing to be recognized for lmao. What is it about Jerma fans that allows my weird stream of consciousness comments to get likes and be noticed?
I do actually write these comments in a bunch of places, they just don't really get attention except under Jerma clips or music
Jerma is an irresponsible mother, I'm sorry you and Ster had to go through that.
this is the most depressed lesbian couple i've ever seen
absolutely
this comment winded me
@@jordynensor2081do you need cpr
this youtube comment made me fuckign loose braincells from lack of oxygen because of how hard i was laughing
@@ARACHNIDPARTY i will take this as a compliment
It's very in-character how much Jerma resorts to threatening Ster with cartoon violence
It’s hard to hear my two dads (youtubers) fighting in the kitchen ( stream) over custody ( sharing veiwers) while i do my homework ( file taxes)
😆
jerma is the kind of guy who invites you to play a game and then asks what game you want to play
ster is the kind of guy who get invited to a game and then suggests a worse game to play
like, a game that he knows you hate
@@spootot like rest in piece department
They're both the wives
two wine moms
I haven’t seen this take before, I just have to say, I will take this into strong consideration, thank you
"HE'S HERE FOR MONEY!!" and pointing to a drawer full of stacks of bills. literally looney tunes type shit 😭 I love them so much
I lost it at that moment
scrooge mcduck ahh
“Camera’s over there honey” gets me every time lmao
Ster is literally a master at pressing Jerma's specific buttons
this could go many ways 😞
😳
Ster and Jerma are the fiercely divorced couple that is threatening to get back together
"are they lovers?" no. worse.
They’re both wolf-lion hybrids, king of their own junjiles
@@joshdavis5991LMAO
They're soul mates.
etalyx being the kid stuck between the arguing parents is the cherry on top
Jerma has huge "'gambling addict husband who owns money for the mafia" energy.
camera's over there honey ✨
Someone needs to make an edit of the audio from this vid and make it sound like it's coming from a different room while there's faint audio of an episode of spongebob playing in the background
im just now realizing that STER is actually the hostile, bitter, angry wife and JERMA is the husband with no sense of self awareness. they just decided to switch places for "Who Will Replace Me?", i guess.
Jerma is the charming psychopath with a dark secret (he puts people in meat grinders).
@@ItsDSP no, the dark secret is that he DOESN’T EVEN EAT THE MEAT WHEN HE’S DONE 😮
@@jeremytitus9519 WASTEFUL streamer DESTROYS earth
Both of them like to hold the Divorced Guy ball. Sometimes at the same time.
You guys need to know that Jerma and Ster had a disagreement, made up a few days later and then pretended to still hate each other for two more years.
That was honestly one of the most amusing pranks because people genuinely bought into it. I remember reading threads asking about the two in r/Jerma985, and there were people literally trying to shit talk Star as if he had become some big jerk over the years.
@michaelr8189 tbh they never said anything about each other for two years. At the time it was just kinda sad. Worth tho
I really want to see them play "It Takes Two" and either fix their marriage or finalize their divorce
Or Portal 2
@@celestemunda7143 I'd be surprised if they didn't play it back then at some point
their relationship is a lot funnier when Lange (ster's legal wife) supports sterma
this implies the existence of ster's illegal wife
@@user-ev5gj8xe2b Yeah, thats Jerma
Wait... you're telling me jerma ISN'T ster's wife??????
sterma divorce leads etalyx to the worst places
Etalyx is the child that's going to have development issues because his parents are like this.
Etalyx is the guy who ends up being a caretaker for his elderly parents despite them being divorced and him being traumatized by it. Someone's gotta buy jerma a plunger after he clogs the toilet with his cbd shits
5:04 the fact he had an entire camera angle ready to go that entire time just for that small bit is why this man is so fucking funny to me
its so convincingly improv that I was so shocked he had the money
therye divorced, but like, still sleeping together
I think that "You would like Ludwig" has gone down in history as one of the best divorced dads that still hang out for the kids moments, because it's one of the only purely genuine ones. He literally forgot that Ster was there too, and it was absolutely magical.
That's how you know we were looking at Mr. Green and not Jeremy; he spent all that money and doesn't remember any of it
no he didnt, right after that clip he says that he did remember, he was trying to fuck with ster and just failed catastrophically ;_;
the "you know what I want?" "I know what you want but you won't admit it" is actually so insane 😭😭😭
i used to work in a family law office and i can confirm they're way too good at this bit
jerma having a drawer on his desk full of money is so human
jerma realizing ster was triggering his vocal stims YEARS LATER. ON STREAM gets me so bad
What
coffee Cheetos chicken 20:44
@@zacharyframe1916you should have replied to domesticcat directly. Now they may be confused forever. :c
@@Maelthorn1337 do i actually need to do that to send a notification
Stimming isn't real
if Jerma was married he'd be the wife
And the husband
hed be the wife husband hybrid mix
@@blooberri666 if anyone would be the mix, it’d be ster min/maxing both roles
@@blooberri666kind, *and* providing.
@@blooberri666 but still like social and with it
My favorite part of any of these clips is when theres a third person in the clip and they're just like "..."
Ster is perfect, he's like the embodiment of chat. His ability to put Jerma into a nonexistent corner just by repeating his words is unreal
Jerma gives off wife energy
thank you for the comment, it genuinely made me cackle 👍
delete this
no that’s actually insanely accurate
I’m uncomfortable with the energy we’ve created in the comment section today
That divorce insult is actually scathing, holy moly. I feel guilty admitting I'm probably gonna keep that one in my back pocket, except for someone I genuinely don't like.
Time stamp it brah
@@OfficialNIKMIK 0:00
@@kronk9418 finally someone helping brah
I hate it when dad and dad fight 😢
*dad and mom
(guess who's who)
@@SteeleJohnson-o7u Ster is definitely the mom. Jerma has the vibes of a dad who doesn't know why the mom gets upset and just acts innocent, and ster is so dramatic
@@crit7514nahhhh jerma's the wine mom
Dad and Daddy
theyre like kermit and miss piggy
Which one is Kermit
@@Lucy-zv3yx they take turns being the Kermit or the miss piggy
Its like mom and dad all over again. 😢 Why cant jerma just pay him back the money and they can push me on the swing together like the old times.
jerma is the abusive husband........
Ster is the gaslighting, gold-digging wife
theyre both equally abusive
Ster likes it
I love this compilation because it’s hard to tell what’s a bit and what’s them actually arguing for real.
They absolutely do not match each other's freak but in the best way possible
I lost it when Jerma opened a drawer of hundreds of dollars when Ster mentions he owes him money for two UHaul trucks worth of pizza, like this is just a normal occurrence.
It's not?
Such a strange man, with the funniest ideas I stg
i feel bad for their kid
Library pog
fancy seeing you here
cheating on nl smh
hannibal ass friendship
I'M CRYING
JUFFJGFGV YOU CANT JUST SAY THINGS LIKE THAT
Etallyx in some of these situations is like the kid who doesn’t really understand the concept of a “troubled marriage” and thinks fighting like this is completely normal
Ludwig the homewrecker
Reminder that we have direct authorial confirmation that the narrator in the Stanley Parable is the concept of divorce himself
this is so true actually
seeing "sterma divorcecore compilation" as a sentence is something i never thought i would ever read in my life
with the mountain goats' No Children intro playing in the back too
Jerma won’t pay the child support :(
He needs it for his gambling addiction
hes just like my dad
The best parts are when jerma tries to be sassy but ster manages to find a comeback instantly. Also, arson your vids are a ton of fun, plz keep them coming
This is my discomfort video
never watched this .;8make me sad.
i really wish theyd address the time when ster said "You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand" to jerma one time during a tf2 vid
classic clip tbh
Which vid?
oh shit did that really happen?
the mountain goats….
I love what an obviously huge fan Ster is of Jerma. You have to get a doctorate in Jermology to neg Jerma the way Star does
10:17 is the HARDEST read
No Children kicking in during the intro fucking floored me, incredible work
Ster is an instigator
In-Ster-gator
He is known for card counting
Getting jerma mas since like 2009-19
Fucking. divorcecore lmfao
I hate it when mother and father fight… no prize to whom guesses who is which
jerma the father and ster the mother?
@@TomoDerp wrong
@@TomoDerptry again
jerma is so mothercore
@@blossominglilac160jerma founded mothercare
Hearing the mountain goats as an intro was like a flashbang
Warmode
Right
my favorite lesbian couple
"acting"
I subconsciously read this in Ben Ron Israel's voice from the ending of Ster's Sweet Genius video
Its like pokemon rivals but they're both gary
Jermas audience is all the kids that turned on him when Ster got them ice cream
Next big Jerma stream should be marriage counseling
The hands on the hips really sell it 2:59
I swear Holly is just a diversion to coverup their crippling marriage
They're just a figment of chat and Jerma's imagination.
Imagine if this was in the same era septiplier was at its peak
sterma 😍😍😍
was?
@@horubeeevans yk, 2014-2016 tumblr? like if all of this just happened in those years instead of 2022-23
imagine how bad the wars would be the moment one person claims that one ship is better than the other
Imagine the tumblr fanart and the amvs 😭
I want to watch jerma watch this and cry
Hes fully recovered since the divorce. I think he'll be okay now, for a little while he would tear up
thank god they're just acting and they're still happily married ^_^
i wish in the future ill have a ster to my jerma
I love pulling up to my little hobbit house, strolling to my bedside window and blasting divorcecore for the whole shire.
you guys remember when they hadn't streamed with each other for like a year and everyone thought they hated each other?
They do hate each other. Jerma literally murdered Ster and went to prison. Hes awaiting the Death Penalty this Saturday.
the sexual tension is insane
Everyone in class already thinks you two are dating
my divorced dads
They are the perfect clown duo, because their shared named would be JeSter
if your replace “stream” or “video” with the name of their child it fits the narrative of two divorced parents arguing over custody very well
00:30 "Cause you deleted the *child* "
no children in the intro got me hard dude i audibly laughed
Wasn't expecting it at all man, fits just right
i want you to know i rewatch this video often and it is my favorite youtube video on the platform
love u 😙
ngl same
@@arsonclipslove uou as well
i fall asleep to it like every night now it's gotten worse (better)
It's really telling to see Jerma give Ster a couple stacks of $1 bills and say it's $100k
This is from 8 months ago why are we all here watching our dads fight
god they make me feel like my parents are back together and miserable
As a new jerma fan I never knew what people meant by "jerma and ster act divorced" but I think I finally get it
good
Good
Good
Good
good
"IM NOT GONNA TALK TO YOU FOR ANOTHER FUCKING YEAR" MADE ME DIE LAUGHING OH MY LORD
The use of “No Children” for the intro made me legitimately howl with laughter for some reason, I didn’t expect it at all lmao
Divorcecore. Perfect.
you can tell theyre just staying together till the kids go to college 😢
I hate seeing dad and dad fighting with each other
4:47 STER SLAYY SPARKLE ON ITS STERSDAY!!!!!!!
no children by the mountain goats my beloved
hashtag moral orel
Ster if the perfect Anti-Jerma
the choice of “no children” for the title card was masterful
So many different arcs and I’m here for them all
The way they argue and make jabs at each other is like the best act they perform together because actual annoyance leaks through and makes it so much funnier. The perfect white boy duo who aren't gay, but are kinda gay for each other in the worst possible way
The devs of that old game Facade took the couples AI and created Jerma & Ster with them
Not Trip and Grace 🤣
THE NO CHILDREN INTROO 😭
I belive it was Voltaire who said :
"If gamer divorce didn't exist it would be necessary to invent it."