This is like when you need to have work experience before getting a job when you are just starting. How can I be happily married if I can't get married in the first place lol
@@colachofcbahaha I dont intend on marriage so far, I just want a relationship we see as a marriage, every relationship is like that for me, it’s more just making a female loyal these days, a lot have 10 ex’s and 50 previous flings so if you aren’t THAT GUY from the jump it’s basically over from day one, the key is to find an innocent as possible woman, if you can’t mould your woman she’s already too far gone but you have to be also a competent and protective man urself to do so, so I just tell men to work on themselves and the women will come
@@davelangford2439it just wasn’t, you’ve never came up with any good insult in your life 😂 but it seems like we have a Astrid sımp, she won’t let you hit, remember that. In fact, no one will🤣
To be fair, I've seen her videos and she's got fuck all rhythm. So he's missing nothing anyway. She's not even fit either, girl hasn't got much going for her
The point isn’t about him being “hurt” it’s about the fact that if a male influencer was doing this then everyone would be crying about it even more than what mark is in this clip
Nah his reaction pretty clearly shows that he was personally hurt by it. Nothing to do with men vs women or whatever bollocks narrative you think it is.
This is one of those comments, you thought it was about the world. It is ENTIRELY about you and your shortcomings. And everyone except you can see that.
@@NefariousbigIt's not about being "rattled", he is appalled that his name has even been brought into the conversation. The guy is happily married and doesn't need random online girls trying to tempt him away.
I was in Tesco a few years back, back when my local one had a fresh fish/hot food/butcher section, which it doesnt any more. Anyway, im approaching the hot food counter and a young boy, about 8 yr old gets there just ahead of me and says to the lady behind the counter "excuse me miss, do you have any crabs?". She says "no son, we dont have any" and the boy points at the two guys on the cheese section, who are buckled in hysterics, and says "those men said you have crabs" 😂😂 She was fuming but it was one of the funniest things man. This just reminded me of it
Wrong. Just by looking at her caption on the video, I’d say he’s absolutely right. Her lower bod looks absolutely destroy so yeah, no normal man would look her up😂
Goldbridge’s wife must be an amazing woman. I obviously don’t know him personally, but he comes off like he’s absolutely head over heels for her any time he talks about her
@@JohnB-im3eushe might think she is but wait till her son gets to school… he’s going to have a shit time for 10 years because of her. No man will ever fully respect her. The good old saying. Money can’t buy you happiness is going to fully apply to this sl*t
Where is any pictures of his Wife he doesn't share that with anyone his Mrs has never been seen only heard coming into the room to drop him off a Cuppa or tell him something if she is dropping him off a drink or food she is always out of shot and if she is telling him something she probably sticks her head through the door we don't even hear her speak
Women absolutely hate when they’re the one getting rejected. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve broke up with a girl and they try to gaslight me by saying “I was gonna end it anyway”.
I don’t think anyone’s been so offended to be passed on a Smash or Pass. We got people in the comments like “YES BROTHA!!” But I’m sitting here like “who gives a shite?” It’s a random no-name onlyfans girl doing a smash or pass.
To be fair ...it's impressive that she was informed about your content enough to have heard your commentary on Chelsea players. She's gone up in my books
‘If I wanted crabs, I’d go to Morrisons’ 😂 That’s a violation!
marks dad obviously doesnt agree....
@@dad-on-welfaredoes his dad think he has crabs?
''that one there is a violation, personally I wouldn't have it'' lmao
😂😂😂
The @officialmorrisons will have a word to say about this
Mark clapped them cheeks verbally with that fish comment..
😂😂 bro she burned him worse by posting a picture of desk top and said look the new old Trafford 😂😂😂
@@jonathan2755it really is more of a burn to Man United than him tbh. Mark really roasted her alive personallu 😂
@@isiaharellano3789 it's a burn to him ffs. U clearly dont get it.
@@jonathan2755 you fucks clearly have something for Astrid so I don't blame you if you feel that way 😂
@jonathan2755 you dont get it do you....
"I am happily married". We men need this. Stay focused brothers.
This is like when you need to have work experience before getting a job when you are just starting. How can I be happily married if I can't get married in the first place lol
Stay focused on your Wife and Family, Brothers.
@@colachofcbahaha I dont intend on marriage so far, I just want a relationship we see as a marriage, every relationship is like that for me, it’s more just making a female loyal these days, a lot have 10 ex’s and 50 previous flings so if you aren’t THAT GUY from the jump it’s basically over from day one, the key is to find an innocent as possible woman, if you can’t mould your woman she’s already too far gone but you have to be also a competent and protective man urself to do so, so I just tell men to work on themselves and the women will come
It’s not hard she’s absolutely horrible
amen
“If I wanted crabs” bro violated her so badly 😂
No he didn't. This is the most basic insult possible.
Wtf is crabs 🦀
Genital lice. Treated using trimethoprim 5% cream
‘bro violated her so badly’🤓🤓 crınge
@@davelangford2439it just wasn’t, you’ve never came up with any good insult in your life 😂 but it seems like we have a Astrid sımp, she won’t let you hit, remember that. In fact, no one will🤣
Dude's dad really made fun of him for getting passed. 🤣🤣🤣
🤣 he’ll get bullied regardless
Lol bully goldbridge ..ok
That’s actually done me 😂😂😂😂 he’s old man laughing at him for getting passed is comedy gold 😂
He took absolutely no prisoners here, and he did it in such a cold, classy manner 😂😂
Cold maybe...classy is a stretch 😂
To be fair, I've seen her videos and she's got fuck all rhythm. So he's missing nothing anyway. She's not even fit either, girl hasn't got much going for her
Lad he’s clearly triggered that she pied him, heads fallen off 😂 nothing classy about it
@@Pokjhbvcf doubt it mate, I wouldn’t be too fussed if I got passed on by a walking yeast infection.
@BSTVskilo why did he make a response video then?
Goldbridge: "🥶"
Music: "🗿"
Coldbridge 🥶🥶🥶
UA-cam shorts ahh comment
@@cristianmelendez8190 I WONDER WHY
@@cristianmelendez8190 no shit Sherlock
Stone Cold Goldbridge 3:16
Goldbridge who is a dad himself saying “my dad sent me a clip from astrid wett” is priceless 😂😂😂 his dad must be like 60-70+ 😂
Boys will be boys
Bro discovering the concept of a granddad XDDD
I mean yeah, can’t imagine a 40 y/o grandad
@@ThePatrioticScotsman think he meant his dad was really old and still trolling goldbridge with the Astrid stuff
@@ThePatrioticScotsmanu missed the point 😂
"If I wanted crabs, I'd go to Morrisons fish section." SAVAGE!!!!!!! Yet brilliant 😂😂😂😂
Fuckin respect from a city fan I love this kind of pettiness 😂😂😂
The point isn’t about him being “hurt” it’s about the fact that if a male influencer was doing this then everyone would be crying about it even more than what mark is in this clip
no one would be crying like mark is in this clip
Nah his reaction pretty clearly shows that he was personally hurt by it. Nothing to do with men vs women or whatever bollocks narrative you think it is.
This is one of those comments, you thought it was about the world. It is ENTIRELY about you and your shortcomings. And everyone except you can see that.
Who cares? She included him in a video, he responded.
Exactly well said
People thinking mark is rattled, Christ lads you lot are clueless 🤣
This is literal video proof of him being rattled lol. Who the fuck goes out of their way to say this if they aren't? Moisty
@@Nefariousbigit's called standing up for yourself as a man. Mark ain't no pussy, nor wants crabs from that pussy. Solid statement.
@@NefariousbigIt's not about being "rattled", he is appalled that his name has even been brought into the conversation. The guy is happily married and doesn't need random online girls trying to tempt him away.
@@matthewb4657 spot on! 👌🏻
@@Nefariousbigit’s called marketing. People unfortunately love drama, drama sells. Ask boxing or the ufc, drama definitely sells.
This is why we Love Goldbridge
A man of principle
He's an a**hole
Because why? Hes literally talking about someone that has already said no. He just seems pissy he was brought up
Loyalbridge
@@Avnish787 coldbridge 🥶🥶🥶
Astrid wett after marks finished roasting her she'll be called Astrid dry 😂😂😂😂
What? This makes absolutely no sense. You've jumbled up all your words.
@@winchaeglI really don't give a shit
@@winchaeglclearly you've never put anything in the oven if you don't get what they're trying to say
@@firehatvr1 you mean, you sh*t don't really give I?
Your dad is a legend mate 😂😂😂
What's he doing watching Astrid's Wett
Imagine your dad mugging you off like this 😅
apparently msrks dad is into that scene 😊
You hate to see it
@@markray6113 😂
This is an evisceration 💀💀💀
Get back to schoool
Mysogyny
Does it always take this long for him to get to the point?
@@joethfc3misogyny???
How?
No, this is literally you getting fired and then yelling "i quit" afterwards lol.
Gotta love Goldbridge😂😂😂
He was Coldbridge with them insults 🥶🥶🥶
Timo Nunez back at it again
She's had the clap so many times, it's more like applause 😂
Goldbridge is a savage tho lol 😅😂
Coldbridge 🥶
No in his feeling
@@BlessMane If she gives insults, then she has to take it.
@@Bpg5012trick mark look like a meth hesd
the hero we don't deserve but we need
The Gold Knight
You never let us down 😂
Yooo that's a violation and a half. Didn't expect that 🤣
Astrid got cooked like Chelsea's form this season
Chelsea have done anything but cook lol
@@MOONGREEDYwhat a crap word anyway. “Cook” … pathetic
@@MOONGREEDYI mean being undefeated vs man City is cooking if you ask me
@@HowellSzn If only that got them out of 12th
@@HowellSznmid table club
He destroyed her with that comment 😂😂😂
“ I can’t spake”
Or spell
@@marcjohnson7734
That is how he says it..
@@marcjohnson7734 woooshhh
“I caunt spake m8”
I love the happily married part, like he's being persuaded to do something with her. Plus the dad saying haha you were passed is brutal
You can keep your crabs 😂😂😂
Don’t mess around with sex workers guys. 😂
Theyre called prostitutes.
I love how sex workers are the first ones to complain about any sort of attention as unwanted and objectifying women when they’re “dressed” for work.
Yeah, leave that to Trump
@@healthymindhealthybody9324Cringe.
The real menace is the person who asked the question😂
😂👌Goldridge said he wants a new car not the showroom car funny stuff best of Goldridge 😂🦀
Bro Clapped her with the fish market😂😂😂
I wasn’t expecting that tbh 😂😂😂 mark G with a banger 😂😂
Oh he's taking no prisoners!!! Absolute king shit 👑
That right there izza VIOLATION 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Get your jackets cause Coldbridge is ICE 🥶
He’s so rattled though that she said pass 😂
Love it , Billingsgate Market 😍, like throwing a sausage down an Alley
I was in Tesco a few years back, back when my local one had a fresh fish/hot food/butcher section, which it doesnt any more. Anyway, im approaching the hot food counter and a young boy, about 8 yr old gets there just ahead of me and says to the lady behind the counter "excuse me miss, do you have any crabs?". She says "no son, we dont have any" and the boy points at the two guys on the cheese section, who are buckled in hysterics, and says "those men said you have crabs" 😂😂 She was fuming but it was one of the funniest things man. This just reminded me of it
😂😂😂😂 FFS
I don’t understand
Aaah the young and the innocent 😃🥳
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 @@arathan9305
@@arathan9305 Ask your mum or dad
@@lorddarlo6194 nah u sped
She does those skits so muppets react to them, giving her the exposure she craves.
She hooked him and he hasn’t even realised
Wrong. Just by looking at her caption on the video, I’d say he’s absolutely right. Her lower bod looks absolutely destroy so yeah, no normal man would look her up😂
LMAO you can tell he is holding back. Common Mark Goldbridge win.
This bloke has gone up in my estimation 😂😂😂😂
Marks replies are savage... 😂 king of one liners!
Goldbridge’s wife must be an amazing woman.
I obviously don’t know him personally, but he comes off like he’s absolutely head over heels for her any time he talks about her
Well Done my Bro! ❤🎉😂
My guy goldbridge
Coldbridge 🥶
The Chelsea squad play pass with Astrid like it's a rondo drill
Your dads a legend 😂😂😂
Well astrid does only fans lool says alot about her
Says she makes bank whilst the rest of us don't. Who's winning really G?
@@JohnB-im3euwhat a stupid comment. These woman deserve nothing but criticism.
@@JohnB-im3eu Money isn't everything. I would never go to a such a low level for money.
@tariqomer4678 right losing ones dignity for that. Is never worth it
@@JohnB-im3eushe might think she is but wait till her son gets to school… he’s going to have a shit time for 10 years because of her. No man will ever fully respect her. The good old saying. Money can’t buy you happiness is going to fully apply to this sl*t
Mark Coldbridge
Before ye comment go take a look at goldbridge's wife, ol marky boy is doing quite well for himself 👌
his wife at best is a 4
@@ChucklingAwaySo u reckon ur mom's a 4?
@@ChucklingAwaybut astrid is a 1 in looks and personality
Where is any pictures of his Wife he doesn't share that with anyone his Mrs has never been seen only heard coming into the room to drop him off a Cuppa or tell him something if she is dropping him off a drink or food she is always out of shot and if she is telling him something she probably sticks her head through the door we don't even hear her speak
@@lorddarlo6194It COULD be, hear me out, because his content is about FOOTBALL... Plunker...
That crab line was cooold
Sticks and stones will brake your bones but names will never hurt me 😂 show me ya gash ms wett 😂
Oh shit, if i wanted CRABS thats a killa
Well said Mark 👌😂
Women absolutely hate when they’re the one getting rejected. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve broke up with a girl and they try to gaslight me by saying “I was gonna end it anyway”.
"Your days are numbers"🤣
As Goldbridge said, "if i wanted crabs, I'd go down to Morrison's fish section"🤣
As a lifelong Liverpool fan, I can confidently say Mark Goldbridge is a legend!
"Emotional damage" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t think anyone’s been so offended to be passed on a Smash or Pass. We got people in the comments like “YES BROTHA!!”
But I’m sitting here like “who gives a shite?” It’s a random no-name onlyfans girl doing a smash or pass.
Mark taking this a bit seriously 🥲
A minute's silence for Astrid.
Get your jackets cause Coldbridge is ICE 🥶
Mrs G standing just out of shot with a large pair of blunt kitchen scissors
Boom! Loyalty still exists. Goldridge we love you from a Gunners fan. Top bloke
and she was genuinely rattled by it cuz she wants him😂😂
as a liverpool fan i love this guy
To be fair ...it's impressive that she was informed about your content enough to have heard your commentary on Chelsea players. She's gone up in my books
..for knowing something about a well known football influencer??
Simp
Mark got the best comeback one liners 😂
MG is lethal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
She's not even that fit!!
Yeah, shes bulit like flipping capybara.
Legend 😂
He sounds hurt😂😂
Hurt that a bitch said pass?? We are not all simps😂
😂😂😂
Classic comedy!
Klopp doesn’t even care anymore 😂 he just wants out
This is the saltiest thing I've ever seen.
Missed the chance to say “you pass, I’m fucking clearing it” 😭
No prisoners in this one 😂
My face complete changed as soon as he dropped the line. Classic goldbridge🤣
First and last time this fool will hear this from me but well done mark haha
Loyal to his club and his wife, absolute Goldbridge masterclass.
More crabs than the deadliest catch!😂😂😂
Great to see mark took it well😂
Morrisons fish section is too funny 😂
He took that rejection to heart
Nah man violated 😂😭😭
Goldbridge's dad sounds like a good lad
Our guy is coooooold 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aww he's actually annoyed he got passed! 😂
Sorry but thats hilarious. Cant stop laughing. The most polite diss ive heard
Legend😂😂😂
Well he’s defo hurt 😂
He really isn't. Some men are actually capable of not wanting to sh@g some two bit sket from the internet.
Goldbridge should be a comedian, he has the talent
Even the roast are polite😂
"Hell hath no fury like a Goldbridge scorned."
😂😂😂 shots fired. If I wanted crabs.. that got me
Love it mark ha ha!
You crease me up 😂😂😂
That 1 there is a violation, personally I wouldn't av it!!!
😂😂😂
My jaw drop at the end😂😂😂
“Haha ya got passed!” 😂
His pops is a proper triple-threat (menace/instigator/fiend) on the internet lol
You killed her 😂😂😂😂