Here's a dad joke I came up with. I was doing some work online when my wife wanted me to hang clothes outside to dry. I had to go offline to hang clothes on a line.
Someone killed my pet Orb weaver and I'm pissed about it I was letting it build a web in the corner of my patio he picked the perfect spot he was unbothered for like 2 weeks and this morning I go to check on it and I see a hole through its web where you can see someone threw something through it
For a quick quip I like yours but the one in the vid carries almost two jokes in one. A play on words with 'take him out' and the web developer part. If the attention span of the room can stand it; I think its a great line.
I made it a point to put you down for future entertainment enrichment, however... you already do quite well so it probably wouldn't be fair to the rest of your fans to criticize your shortcomings with biased malice.
Perfect Dad Joke! 😂😂😂
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lol. as a "web developer", I did not expect that :D
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Went from a standard dad joke to super dad joke in the last 5 words 😂
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Ha. His face when he understood the joke. Lol
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lol... non stop nice jokes
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That one got me lol
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dude, u killed it... i mean the joke.
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Dad jokes inside of dad jokes. Love it 😂
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Hahahaha! I spit my coffee all over my phone!
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Tell the Spidey not to drink and shoot webs...😂😂
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Great 👍
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This is probably the best in their series!!
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That was funny!!
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Killed this joke👍
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Guy in blue held it in!
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Lmfao 😂😅🤣web designer? Yes , the World wide web , great joke , 👍👍🤭
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ROTFL 😆😆😆
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Oh wow now that's hilarious
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Glad it's just dad jokes, not politics 👍
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I must admit you two are hilarious
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OMG!! YES
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Hilarious 😂
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You enjoyed your time I am glad
I did!
@@CoachSaysJokes hahaha good to know u should probably look into web designing now
Nice one
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Its the silence that breaks me EVERYTIME😂
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It iiiiiiis
Damn this one is of facepalm quality, Uber Dad joke! 👌👌😂😂
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OMG THAT WAS PERFECT DUDE
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More like a web of lies developer! I call cap on that spider!
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the web developer joke flew way over my head at first 😂
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I’ve i haven’t figured it out in 5 min should I give up.. or?
@@Fokko web, as in spider web
@@creedstump0662 oooooooooohhh,,, aaaaahhhh
Mmmmkaay, ty!
Hahahaaahaja!
This funny af
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Wtf 😆😆😆😆😆😆I'm off from this planet😭😂
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This is great 🤣
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Well played sir
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Keep em comin 😂😂😂
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When my wife asked me that, I hired a hitman.
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So cute! Sending you virtual hugs:)
Hysterically hysterical
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"He needs a web developer" lmfao 🤣☠️
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Almost got me
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Yeah... I smiled
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My spiders are always barking!
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Stay wild
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Yaasss
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Hahahahaha omg
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Lol he hehe now that's funny
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That's a pretty good joke
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Double whammy
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What did ya drink?? 🤣🤣🤣
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Should of said the spider was a pretty "fly" guy.
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Good one 🧐☕
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How did you guys not break face?
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Web developer.... 😆😆😆😆
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“ TURNS OUT.......
He’s a WEB developer.....”
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Yuk yuk ☺️
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His department is finding bugs
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I always take out the spiders ❤
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Free for all to use: I lost my pizza cutter so I used my Brian Adam’s CD….. It Cuts Like A Knife
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Did you hear about the chimp that got diarrhea?
That shit was bananas.
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Dont know why the web developer got me, but maybe its the weed
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Perfect with socks!
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Here's a dad joke I came up with. I was doing some work online when my wife wanted me to hang clothes outside to dry. I had to go offline to hang clothes on a line.
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Too much. Reaching brother.
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I thought he was going to say they had dinner and a movie 🎥 🤔
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What a twist, a "web" developer
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Someone killed my pet Orb weaver and I'm pissed about it I was letting it build a web in the corner of my patio he picked the perfect spot he was unbothered for like 2 weeks and this morning I go to check on it and I see a hole through its web where you can see someone threw something through it
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a twofer!
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Again he never laughs 😂😂
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Jesus 😂 web developer.
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I 😊
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I like the other dudes jokes better but this is the definition of a real Dad joke, funny because its corny asf 😂
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Good premise but too wordy. Needs fat trimmed. Maybe “So I did. Had a great time and found out he’s a web developer.”
For a quick quip I like yours but the one in the vid carries almost two jokes in one. A play on words with 'take him out' and the web developer part. If the attention span of the room can stand it; I think its a great line.
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goddamn it
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I met this fella, apparently he was sixeyesful.
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What do spiders drink
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I made it a point to put you down for future entertainment enrichment, however... you already do quite well so it probably wouldn't be fair to the rest of your fans to criticize your shortcomings with biased malice.
Put you down? Biased malice? I like your brand of anecdotal self perception
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Spiders that build web are female, not he
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While this was meant as humor it stereotypes spiders and does not reflect the diversity of the spider community.
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Lots of ???
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Web designer?
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What's his Net Worth?
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That was bad
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It's worse than pathetic...
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okay
do not recommend channel
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Weak
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Boooo that wasn’t even good
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