2000 ke Khulle | Stand Up Comedy by Rajat Chauhan (Seventh video)

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  • Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
  • ATM aur 2000 ka note
    Enjoy the video and spread the world.
    Written & Performed by: Rajat Chauhan
    Venue: Canvas Laugh Club, Gurgaon
    Recorded By: Akshit Arora (Canvas Team)
    Edited By: A Square Media House
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    Thanks for watching!!
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  • @RajjatKumarchauhan
    @RajjatKumarchauhan  5 років тому +353

    Hello Everyone!!
    For live performance in your city, kindly visit www.rajatchauhan.co.in/
    Or
    Sign emailing list to know when I am performing in your city.
    www.rajatchauhan.co.in/

  • @blackbrute2504
    @blackbrute2504 5 років тому +3169

    Slangs: 0%
    Vulgar words : 0%
    Abusive lang. : 0%
    only *PURE COMEDY* 💕

    • @piyalibose6644
      @piyalibose6644 5 років тому +21

      Came to the comment section to say exactly this.

    • @kundankumar-nb6xc
      @kundankumar-nb6xc 5 років тому +7

      But not funny

    • @shubhampatle7450
      @shubhampatle7450 5 років тому +4

      Nii agr wo sbb he bi to kya problem h apne 5 saal k bchey ko dikhani h kya stndup

    • @blackbrute2504
      @blackbrute2504 5 років тому +10

      @@shubhampatle7450 ye bhi shi baat h...pr bhai family k sath dekhne mai bhot acha lgta hai isliye comedy mai slang use nhi hona chahiye.... uper se stand-up comedians aajkal famous hone k liye bevajah gali dete h🤟

    • @shubhampatle7450
      @shubhampatle7450 5 років тому +6

      @@blackbrute2504 Koi esa comedian bta jo sirf gaaliyon k wjha se famous hua h gali sirf unk content ko support krta h usko or toda natural look deta h
      orr agr firr bi na smja to bete tum unme se ho jisko lgta h ki GOW sirf apne galiyon ki wjha se famous hui h ,
      tumko koi nu smja skta

  • @jaidevpanchal5693
    @jaidevpanchal5693 5 років тому +275

    the best thing about yr jokes is that u didnt need abusive language to be funny..thanks fr pure comedy....videos....all the best fr future mr rajat...👍👍👍

  • @shankarbatra5593
    @shankarbatra5593 5 років тому +78

    Clean Comedy !! The reason me n my mom watching together 💝

  • @muskanbansal121
    @muskanbansal121 4 роки тому +38

    This guy deserves much more recognition than he is getting

    • @manisha6883
      @manisha6883 4 роки тому +1

      Mai apne sare dosto ko bol chuki hu inka vdo dekhne, aap b bolo apne frnd circle m

  • @tanvigarg4696
    @tanvigarg4696 5 років тому +38

    The way you integrate our childhood memories into your jokes is simply amazing!!😍😍

  • @EmbarkandInspire
    @EmbarkandInspire 4 роки тому +65

    Bro You are the only stand up who's channel I subscribed....best comedy and best timing ...very important no vulgar language.. 👌👌👍👍👍

  • @Kartik_agarwal30
    @Kartik_agarwal30 5 років тому +114

    His comedy is the only comedy I laugh each and every second.💯

  • @meghashukla9747
    @meghashukla9747 5 років тому +161

    Hey buddy your really fun to watch I wish I could see your live performance. We Indian in Canada miss such fun please have shows in Vancouver too !!! Love you 😘

  • @ruchideoli5751
    @ruchideoli5751 5 років тому +451

    Aaj teen din ho gye h😂😂

  • @arunsoni4464
    @arunsoni4464 5 років тому +59

    You are the best comedian..The best...Mind it and keep going..You create real laughter

  • @HarpreetSingh-rk5mx
    @HarpreetSingh-rk5mx 2 роки тому +9

    You are rocking bro...
    Wish you a lot of success.
    I watched all your videos in one go.
    Superb!!

  • @zzzzzzz8291
    @zzzzzzz8291 5 років тому +346

    😂😂😂 superb !!! Teri den hai ab tu hi dekhega ! 😂

    • @prateeksharma8143
      @prateeksharma8143 5 років тому +4

      Saare baniyo ne hi bjp ko vote diya tha...

    • @yushpi
      @yushpi 5 років тому +4

      @@prateeksharma8143 abey panditon ne bhi diya tha 😂

  • @anujagrawal8933
    @anujagrawal8933 2 роки тому +6

    One of the most underrated standup comedian of our times!

  • @iamindian2858
    @iamindian2858 5 років тому +535

    Mara sath be hua h bhai.
    2000 rs ka aka he solution h.
    Petrol pump par 100rs ka petrol bara lata hu.
    😀😀😀😀

    • @vaibhavmishra8389
      @vaibhavmishra8389 5 років тому +14

      Sabse best hai petrol pump pee change ho jaata hai

    • @shoaibkhanification
      @shoaibkhanification 5 років тому +4

      Gajab 😊😊😊😊😊

    • @shh11111
      @shh11111 5 років тому +18

      Ab gaadi leni padegi, aise aayenge ache din

    • @pavan3330
      @pavan3330 5 років тому +1

      Sabse best jaha aap Roz jate h waha usko phele bolna 2000 ka note h and kuch kareed Lena and saath he bolna Ni hai toh baad mein dunga usko leke aana h phir kaha se b

    • @shouryasharma4382
      @shouryasharma4382 5 років тому +10

      Agar atm me 500 ke note h toh udhar se 1500 nikalo aur doosri transaction m 500 aur nikal lo

  • @harimohan3807
    @harimohan3807 5 років тому +258

    "Aap mein se kitne log ATM gaye hain,give me a cheer"
    This was the actual joke 😀😀😀😀

    • @aaryn.x
      @aaryn.x 3 роки тому +2

      Kaise bhai?

    • @sirji2915
      @sirji2915 3 роки тому +1

      @@aaryn.x har koi jaata hai ATM thats why

  • @rudranshtyagi03
    @rudranshtyagi03 5 років тому +17

    "3 center fresh dedo"😂😂😂😂 I've done it so many times!!!!

  • @zarmkhan455
    @zarmkhan455 4 роки тому +9

    Rajat I just love your comedy, your punches, the way you involve the audience and counter them is just amazing. No vulgar language no bad words. Noyhing bit successful. I wish you a more bright future and waiting for more such content. Please don't disappoint me in fuutre too, don't be like other many comedian who use false language

  • @aamirusmani5297
    @aamirusmani5297 5 років тому +8

    The pain of having 2000 note,, hahaha great rajat bhai 😁😁😁

  • @nainnain8491
    @nainnain8491 5 років тому +8

    Can relate...2000 ke khulle..😂 everyone has been through this and "Hindi me fail" was ultimate.🤣🤣

  • @anjalikanwar179
    @anjalikanwar179 4 роки тому +11

    U can't believe I started laughing badly 😂😂 at 2.30 am in night .u r just Rockstar .god bless you 🙏😇

  • @anantambisht4895
    @anantambisht4895 5 років тому +9

    Mann he is one heck of a storyteller, bhaii talented afff

  • @ManishaKumari-tr9cv
    @ManishaKumari-tr9cv 2 роки тому +5

    Rajat you are "The Gem of pure comedy" I love❤❤ your each & every show I wish I will meet you someday.

  • @stillstorytech
    @stillstorytech 3 роки тому +3

    I recently started following you!
    You are amazing man!
    Love and respect for the people who can make people love with clean comedy!

  • @drazumi7391
    @drazumi7391 5 років тому +459

    Hindi mein kaun fail hota hai?
    TUM😂😭🌚

  • @lekhrxm
    @lekhrxm 5 років тому +22

    Bro the content was relatable af!
    Really had a great time watching it.
    The best part was ' ab woh dukan main sambhal raha hun' 😂😂😂
    Eagerly waiting for the next one! 😊♥️

  • @DrStratComm
    @DrStratComm 5 років тому +18

    I can't believe no one else has written sets on this before. So relatable and sooo common, still such a unique set! Chhuttaa karva ke lana should be a skill we can add on our resumes.

  • @rahulnametohsunahoga
    @rahulnametohsunahoga 4 роки тому +19

    Most talented stand up comedian, always surprise us with a different and best content

  • @sumit2000in
    @sumit2000in 5 років тому +4

    Love from Jharkhand. Thanks for not using abusive words.

  • @BeHappy-ci6nl
    @BeHappy-ci6nl 5 років тому +78

    Yeh Sahi Hai Yar... ek Baar b Kisi “Private part” ka Naam Nhi liya,, Gaali Nhi di,,
    Aur Upar se apni mother tongue Hindi me... ( jisme fail b 😛 kidding bro )
    Bas Yar Zabardast hai Kaam... aaj subscribe b kroonga,,, Pehle pta Nhi Kyu Nhi kiya tha...

  • @shwetaroy7820
    @shwetaroy7820 4 роки тому +5

    Really this topic is so much relatable....I experienced this thing during hostel days...

  • @MAs..2
    @MAs..2 5 років тому +84

    Aaj wo dukan mai Chala rha hu😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @rishitiwari9974
    @rishitiwari9974 5 років тому +347

    Hindi m kon fail hota hai
    Tchr -(tm)
    Hahahaaa
    😂😂😂😂

  • @lokendernagar4342
    @lokendernagar4342 3 роки тому +4

    Simple solution: Put 2000 back in the deposit machine and then take out 500 rupees four times

    • @deepaketeam
      @deepaketeam 4 місяці тому

      Bhai Put back Bhi hota sabhi machine me or 25 Charge Lagta Hai

  • @RohitSharma-zs6fp
    @RohitSharma-zs6fp 4 роки тому +46

    Similar incident happened with me. Once I went to Mathura and at a time I was left with one Rs. 2000 note only. I strolled to 7-8 shops there and somehow I found a kind shopkeeper who agreed to give the change to the note. I gave him the Note and then comes another issue with the note. Shopkeeper to me: Bhaiya ispe haldi lga hua hai
    I was like: BC ye bhi ek issue h 😕

  • @ChaukidarChorHai
    @ChaukidarChorHai 5 років тому +3

    No vulgar words. Good
    So much humour. Waiting for your next video. Thanks

  • @deepeshpandey377
    @deepeshpandey377 5 років тому +89

    Bhai "ab to jail me ana padega" ye to main bhi Kai baar Sochta hu esi situation par😂😂
    Maja a gya par 5 min ka hi stand up

  • @patruzemann
    @patruzemann 4 роки тому +1

    Rajat, man you are one of the few stand-up comedian whose comedy are very entertaining and can be watched with parents....
    Comedy without a single slang....

  • @kartikchaddha9999
    @kartikchaddha9999 5 років тому +8

    Nailed it 😂😂. Fav stand up comedian 💯

  • @urvashishandil2258
    @urvashishandil2258 4 роки тому +2

    I stumbled upon this but have already watched more than 5-7 videos. He is very funny

  • @arshdeep550
    @arshdeep550 5 років тому +39

    His voice is slightly like arvind kejriwal😂

  • @Sachin-tu7tq
    @Sachin-tu7tq 5 років тому +793

    Who is here who is::
    Watching+smiling+reading comments.

    • @iasfactology.3736
      @iasfactology.3736 5 років тому +3

      Haha......so similar...!!!!😅😅

    • @divyanshubisht8680
      @divyanshubisht8680 5 років тому +4

      From Free 🔥 World ;)

    • @satyamshukla3119
      @satyamshukla3119 4 роки тому

      jaan ke kya ukhaad lega

    • @haseenafakih3076
      @haseenafakih3076 4 роки тому

      Meeeeee

    • @Biplavsiwakoti
      @Biplavsiwakoti 4 роки тому +3

      dude your profile pic... damn it I wiped my screen thinking how come my hair on the screen ... LOL ... 😅😅😅😅😅😅 who else thought @noob player dp looks as hair on the screen

  • @upasanayadav9445
    @upasanayadav9445 5 років тому +7

    Always good to ears. Just love your comedy. Good going. Eagerly Waiting for the next.

  • @sonamnegi7161
    @sonamnegi7161 5 років тому +7

    Awesome as always😂😂... wait is over now for ur video😁😁 btw new hairstyle..purana wala was👍
    "Mene video ko dekha or mere man me laddu futne lge". 😂😂

  • @kapishkapoor9090
    @kapishkapoor9090 5 років тому +61

    Sir I am your biggest fan. Aapki comedy ke sath jo aapki timing nd acting hai na. It's unmatched.
    I love you a lot sirrrrr....
    Best was ab to jail mai aana padega. Jail ka paani pina padega.
    Amazing sir
    Hats off to you sirr jiii
    Love you always sirr jiiii
    ❤❤😘😍😘😍😘

  • @addittikapoor4798
    @addittikapoor4798 5 років тому +3

    It has been a long time i heard hindi muhavare, good comedy, clean comedy, !!!

  • @pallavigupta2112
    @pallavigupta2112 5 років тому +8

    I just love it ..
    Love yar seriously..

  • @venkteshdadsena5050
    @venkteshdadsena5050 5 років тому +4

    pure comedy... hit like if u r watching this more then twice.❤️❤️❤️

  • @riteshbhardwaj8820
    @riteshbhardwaj8820 5 років тому +176

    Dukaan mei sambhal ra hu ab😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @manisha6883
      @manisha6883 4 роки тому

      Auto wale ko bithakr show krne aaya hu

  • @tanu-ox8vm
    @tanu-ox8vm 5 років тому +3

    Without smashing any politicians u make me laugh.. It just amazing.. U r really a comedian.. Love it

  • @royalpunjabis
    @royalpunjabis 5 років тому +9

    Earned a new sub today mate, first tym watching your stand up UA-cam recommendations are getting better. Hope you upload videos frequently.... Thanks for the laugh bruh. Good luck.

  • @manishakumari9117
    @manishakumari9117 5 років тому +2

    Mjhe bht psnd h jese ye bina kisi gali, gloj k and mostly in Hindi m comedy krte h..... I use to share his videos to my father on WhatsApp......
    Me and my father , we both love his videos.....

    • @HardwareGeek15
      @HardwareGeek15 3 роки тому

      Yeah it's very awesome to see comedy with family
      And this stand up is like that no abusive language

  • @pallavigupta8545
    @pallavigupta8545 5 років тому +6

    You r the best comedian ......
    Best part .....hindi mai kaun fail hota haiii....tummmm😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tamannachauhan965
    @tamannachauhan965 5 років тому +6

    Osm yr m kafi time s wait kr ri thi
    Superb bro 👌👌👌

  • @anandpreetsingh6262
    @anandpreetsingh6262 5 років тому +84

    I was waiting for your new video

  • @mkv6235
    @mkv6235 5 років тому +76

    Petrol pump ya wine shop pe hi change milta hai 2000 ka fir ghar wale bolte hain ladka bigad gaya hai 😂😂😂😂

  • @eshaansingh4253
    @eshaansingh4253 5 років тому +4

    very nice man no vulgarity no abusives still hit shows

  • @puneetkaur13
    @puneetkaur13 4 роки тому +3

    3:35 ab toh jail mein ana padega 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏 bachpan bachpan pyara bachpan
    Abb teri den hai tu hi dekhega 👏👏😂😂
    Woh nikla activa pey 2000 k khule karane 😂👏 best one!
    Jail ka pani peena padega aur muhaavare sun kar lagta hai kuch samay chote bachon key sath guzara hai 😁😁

  • @AmitMishra-ri7no
    @AmitMishra-ri7no 5 років тому +4

    Bhai visited all your videos today and to be honest you are very unique and creative in jokes. Would for sure visit one day in your live show. Waiting for further videos

  • @adityashrivastava2375
    @adityashrivastava2375 5 років тому +8

    Bhai maze aa gye...👌👌👌too good

  • @devlimbani
    @devlimbani 3 роки тому +3

    I love how he keeps it clean AND makes you laugh

  • @priyankachhariya3816
    @priyankachhariya3816 5 років тому +2

    Seriously thenga dikha diya... I never laughed easily but seriously dude you made me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @itsaura361
    @itsaura361 5 років тому +5

    Hahaha😁, I relate my school's days specially in Hindi and Sanskrit .many memories comes on and u look much cute in previous hairstyle . anyway best wishes for next video 😊

  • @beautytipsandhealthylifest3164
    @beautytipsandhealthylifest3164 5 років тому +3

    You are an absolute fun to watch.Thanx for making my morning full of laughter.

  • @urshil96
    @urshil96 5 років тому +4

    Next time u have 2000 Rupee note find a nearby petrol pump😂. This trick always works for me

  • @LifeofJassi
    @LifeofJassi 4 роки тому +1

    Wow yaar. This level of comedy is unbelievable 👌👌😂😂😂

  • @ashishshukla3469
    @ashishshukla3469 5 років тому +3

    Amazing amazing amazing i laughed through out the whole video love u bro awesome sense of humour hope to see more n more video of urs best of luck😀

  • @rahultripathi-sq6ph
    @rahultripathi-sq6ph 5 років тому +1

    No words your comedy and sense of humar is to another level boss salute

  • @ankitajangra9894
    @ankitajangra9894 3 роки тому +3

    Talented and surprising person I laugh each and every second 👌👌👌 amazing😊

  • @shantanu3231
    @shantanu3231 5 років тому +1

    Thanks for telling other stand up comedians that clean content can also make you laugh like nuts.

  • @vidhisharma7324
    @vidhisharma7324 5 років тому +5

    I can't stop laughing🤣..u were too good..expecting it to be longer next time

  • @anjalikanwar179
    @anjalikanwar179 4 роки тому +2

    I saw your all videos n your are fabulous .comic timing is perfect 👌✨💜...

  • @rishabhkashyap9579
    @rishabhkashyap9579 5 років тому +26

    Good to see you again big brother long time waiting

  • @Shakti452
    @Shakti452 18 днів тому

    Watching in 2024 again!! Still the same freshness in ur comedy rajat bhaiya❤still the same vibe and your fantastic humour 😅this is something that will forever be constant 😊lots of love and keep up the good work and kindly upload your videos on frequent basis nhi toh purana wala dekh ke kaam chlana pdta h😂

  • @varshaverma7457
    @varshaverma7457 3 роки тому +5

    Cutest thing is u can make any one laugh without any bad /abuse wrd 🙂

  • @deepaknagarkoti6230
    @deepaknagarkoti6230 5 років тому +2

    bhai ki storytelling is awesome.. Jokes awesome.. Everything is awesome.. Bhai bass abb ye btao next show kb n kha h🤘🤘🤘🤘

  • @adityaarora4303
    @adityaarora4303 5 років тому +6

    One of my favorite standup comedians new content Everytime with perfect timing.

  • @ssk_intonation
    @ssk_intonation 5 років тому +2

    CLC ki do video recently dekha ek Rajat Chahuhan & Anshu MOr ki .........dono me khatarnak dhaang ka humour tha

  • @prernasinha5643
    @prernasinha5643 5 років тому +3

    You are my favourite standup comedian ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @shitizjain6582
    @shitizjain6582 5 років тому

    Fabulous... Mind blowing bro.. Aapka koi jawab nhi hai... 🙌😍 Love you ❤🤗😘😘✌

  • @TheMargdarshak
    @TheMargdarshak 5 років тому +4

    My fav. Standup comedian...chandigarh kab?

  • @naturelovess5421
    @naturelovess5421 11 місяців тому

    I just love your voice and afterwards everything..... please come to Jaipur
    Please rajat 🙏

  • @scorrpion
    @scorrpion 5 років тому +36

    So relatable AF...amazing video 😋😋

  • @nagmashaikhs9037
    @nagmashaikhs9037 4 роки тому +3

    I have experienced this everytime🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ay-by9qs
    @ay-by9qs 5 років тому

    amazing delivery 🤣 .. loved your "ab to hail me jana padega..jail ka pani peena padega"🤣🤣

  • @nehan658
    @nehan658 4 роки тому +4

    Binging since yesterday, really funny and so matter of fact in content # very relatable and funny although I will never pass in Hindi 😁

  • @tanishqasingh1010
    @tanishqasingh1010 4 роки тому +3

    Hahahha. You really are awesome 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️

  • @cdredelhi6786
    @cdredelhi6786 5 років тому +4

    Awesome , superb , keeep on going , Sahil (Paschim Vihar )

  • @sohardhk4651
    @sohardhk4651 5 років тому

    100-100 k note thook laga ke.. 😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌overall superbbbb...

  • @alishbaarif9143
    @alishbaarif9143 5 років тому +11

    UPLOAD VIDEOS QUITE FREQUENTLY.... THEY'RE TOOO GOOD

  • @chiragtarika3172
    @chiragtarika3172 5 років тому +2

    Chauhan saab😂😂😂 fully mast video n so relatable ❤❤

  • @khalednoor4607
    @khalednoor4607 5 років тому +4

    Hilarious man wat a unique idea

  • @ayushvlogs3945
    @ayushvlogs3945 5 років тому +2

    Ossm...... No vulgur only comedy ❤️

  • @SirJi
    @SirJi 5 років тому +10

    1:40 bro what a great observation 💯

  • @vanshajpoonia4084
    @vanshajpoonia4084 5 років тому +1

    Neat and clean comedy .liked a lot .love you lot man.may this happiness return to you manifolded😊

  • @bhuneshwar2048
    @bhuneshwar2048 5 років тому +5

    the best dialogue : here the fun begins 😂🤣

  • @priyankagharat9124
    @priyankagharat9124 5 років тому

    superb video. Jaisehi maine 2000 ka note dekha maine pani kamar kasli....was the best.
    Love you. will surely come and see you live when you do show in Mumbai.

  • @ruchi2839
    @ruchi2839 5 років тому +4

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Speechless abt this one!! 👌👌👏👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂bhot wait kraya sir, ab matt krana plz❣❤

  • @kisse_kb_ke0214
    @kisse_kb_ke0214 5 років тому

    Nice yaar... good comedy without vulgarity.

  • @nishithshetty4014
    @nishithshetty4014 5 років тому +8

    Me and my friends actually bought 5 centre fresh and the shopkeeper gave the change for 2k