How to become Rich ? Stand Up Comedy by Rajat Chauhan (Second video)

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  • Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
  • Do you want to become Rich? Everybody has been approached by Multi-level Marketing / Network Marketing guys. Here is my funny take on it.
    My dear friend Sahil approached me in my final year of engineering. Since at that stage, we all dreamt of becoming Rich. The way gentleman convinced us to be a part of it was very funny.
    We invested our pocket money and never got it back.
    Enjoy the video and spread the world.
    Written & Performed by: Rajat Chauhan
    Venue: Canvas Laugh Club, Gurgaon
    Shot by: Canvas Team
    Edited By: Akshit Arora
    End Song credit : • Mujhe Mil Jo Chahe Tho...
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    Thank you!!
    #standupcomedy #comedy #canvaslaughclub #rajatchauhan #clc #rajatchauhancomedy

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  • @RajjatKumarchauhan
    @RajjatKumarchauhan  4 роки тому +695

    Hello Everyone!!
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    Sign emailing list to know when I am performing in your city.
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    • @sarangkolge8954
      @sarangkolge8954 3 роки тому +4

      This is very wrong sir.. Hole MLM Industry is Not wrong some. Company is Wrong ... Thats why you cannot refuse hole MLM Industry ... Today wah Government Of India Also Recognised by Direct Selling , MLM Industry Is Pure and Legal .. Direct selling Act 2016 Is Launched by Government , SKILL INDIA ,PMKVY Is Also Attached By Direct Selling Industry ... Government is not mad For Giving Legalization Of this industry .. This is future Industry in 2025 ... Search on Google ... I am Agree that some company is Frod in market but we are all are educated and Android Google Friendly So Get The Information and Enter this Industry ... I have also experience in this Industry in 3 Years ... Search On Google and Get the All Information About "Mi Lifestyle Marketing Global Pvt.ltd." Top 1 Direct Selling Company In India 2020 also In Lockdown Situation from March to till... One and only company in India paid the all payments and Increase the payments of Distributors ... Also Recognised By and Attached By SKILL INDIA AND PMKVY and Government of india ... About any Information Whatsapp Me :- 9156036795

    • @sarangkolge8954
      @sarangkolge8954 3 роки тому +4

      @Comedy Soniya sharma This is very wrong sir.. Hole MLM Industry is Not wrong some. Company is Wrong ... Thats why you cannot refuse hole MLM Industry ... Today wah Government Of India Also Recognised by Direct Selling , MLM Industry Is Pure and Legal .. Direct selling Act 2016 Is Launched by Government , SKILL INDIA ,PMKVY Is Also Attached By Direct Selling Industry ... Government is not mad For Giving Legalization Of this industry .. This is future Industry in 2025 ... Search on Google ... I am Agree that some company is Frod in market but we are all are educated and Android Google Friendly So Get The Information and Enter this Industry ... I have also experience in this Industry in 3 Years ... Search On Google and Get the All Information About "Mi Lifestyle Marketing Global Pvt.ltd." Top 1 Direct Selling Company In India 2020 also In Lockdown Situation from March to till... One and only company in India paid the all payments and Increase the payments of Distributors ... Also Recognised By and Attached By SKILL INDIA AND PMKVY and Government of india ... About any Information Whatsapp Me :- 9156036795

    • @Shreyansh19922
      @Shreyansh19922 3 роки тому +2

      Comedy shuru hua nhi aur chutiye hasna shuru

    • @orion_paxxx
      @orion_paxxx 3 роки тому +2

      I think u got this like that

    • @VikrantKumar-yn7hk
      @VikrantKumar-yn7hk 3 роки тому

      @@sarangkolge8954 llllllllllllllllll

  • @vaibroson2437
    @vaibroson2437 4 роки тому +6526

    One minute silence for those who searched 'how to become rich' and got this!

  • @saumyatiwari8876
    @saumyatiwari8876 3 роки тому +387

    That " Oh Gareeba " sound hits different yrrr , every time I hear , I got mad . Swear.......😂😂

    • @foodystar5698
      @foodystar5698 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @virtualmaza513
      @virtualmaza513 3 роки тому +1

      Do DXN it's better

    • @AtulRBL8090
      @AtulRBL8090 3 роки тому

      Epic

  • @RajjatKumarchauhan
    @RajjatKumarchauhan  6 років тому +1000

    Kindly understand MLM/ Networking guys - if my video is hurting you then have faith in your work and do work hard and change your approach in getting people under you. Abusing anyone will not help.

    • @amitramteke5255
      @amitramteke5255 6 років тому +5

      Konsi company thi bhai?

    • @Lucknowalaa
      @Lucknowalaa 6 років тому +6

      Rajat chauhan video starting is like...jaise koi network marketing wale ne call kri

    • @Digthewolverine
      @Digthewolverine 6 років тому +8

      Video sahi thi...chutiya katte rehte hai yeh logo ka....

    • @amankhan9171
      @amankhan9171 6 років тому +5

      Rajat chauhan great work sir

    • @nishantpowniker5561
      @nishantpowniker5561 6 років тому +15

      Ebiz compony hai lagta

  • @halogamer4638
    @halogamer4638 4 роки тому +847

    "Oh garibaa"😂🤣

    • @monijaro2141
      @monijaro2141 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣😂😂

    • @WikiReactions
      @WikiReactions 4 роки тому

      Qnet exposed
      ua-cam.com/video/35jqgAx_g1w/v-deo.html

    • @himanshubansal887
      @himanshubansal887 3 роки тому +1

      I m damn sure forever living wale log the vo pka 😂😂

  • @pushapjain1572
    @pushapjain1572 4 роки тому +2337

    My friend told me about ebiz two years ago he told me that he will be millionare in next years today we both are unemployed 😂😂

    • @sushmarani605
      @sushmarani605 4 роки тому +26

      Lol same😂

    • @hims5205
      @hims5205 4 роки тому +48

      same.🤣🤣🤣...ab toh ebiz band bi ho gyi...good morning gang tha ebiz.

    • @gauravhuria8567
      @gauravhuria8567 4 роки тому +5

      Same happened to me also lol

    • @lalijasingh1292
      @lalijasingh1292 4 роки тому +31

      Same here bro..10baar offer mila..last m toh m b convince ho hi gyi thi ki par bach gyi ... baad m pta chla fraud h saara kuch

    • @pushapjain1572
      @pushapjain1572 4 роки тому +9

      @@lalijasingh1292 kismat wali ho😂

  • @shashankshekharverma6151
    @shashankshekharverma6151 6 років тому +845

    There was no joke
    Whatever he said was explicit truth ...we r laughing because it happened with most of us n someone got courage to say this truth 😂😂😂

  • @Sumit-qn5kw
    @Sumit-qn5kw 2 роки тому +482

    I have actually experienced this with friend of mine explaining the same way as you did. And we had the same reaction as you said. 😂 Felt nostalgic

    • @Prakriti_Senpai
      @Prakriti_Senpai 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah they are scams and they repeat similar things
      I seen one leaked footage of mlm too
      They said same and were so obsessed with the cars 😹😹😹🤦🏻‍♀

    • @Ashishkumar-ms1kt
      @Ashishkumar-ms1kt 2 роки тому +1

      Mere saath bhi hua...but I said to him that your friendship will cost me like 7K

    • @amansgaming901
      @amansgaming901 2 роки тому

      Hi

    • @gauravgupta3861
      @gauravgupta3861 2 роки тому +2

      I lost two of my good friends because of such company, because i didn't want to earn 1lakh/month 11 years back.

    • @armotivation5087
      @armotivation5087 2 роки тому

      Meet Deepak sir

  • @zakiyafatima2256
    @zakiyafatima2256 4 роки тому +1189

    one of my old friend called me in Dominos for the E-biz .dukh is baat ka nai k tym waste dukh to is baat ka tha itne ameer hone k baad bi ek pizzaa naii khilaya
    oo garibaa🤣🤣🤣

  • @RajjatKumarchauhan
    @RajjatKumarchauhan  6 років тому +81

    Hello everyone!! One request...Do not abuse any person in general. This is my personal experience and people might agree or disagree. Follow me on Facebook: facebook.com/Rajatstandupcomedy/
    Follow me Instagram: Officialrajatchauhan

    • @rishabhsrivastava2978
      @rishabhsrivastava2978 6 років тому +1

      Rajat chauhan m.ua-cam.com/video/EXDsh2Mb0xM/v-deo.html

    • @nirvanabhilash117
      @nirvanabhilash117 6 років тому +7

      mlm is so bad then why warren buffet, donald trump, robert t kiyosaki and even gov of india through direct selling act recommended it. stop saying bad to mlm.

    • @PawanKumar-wv8wt
      @PawanKumar-wv8wt 6 років тому +3

      MLM is not bad but the way they cheat and never tell people about the reality first, if it is not bad why not people in MLM send link of website to their frn and let frn decide to come to seminar or not

    • @praveenrajpurohit7379
      @praveenrajpurohit7379 6 років тому +1

      Rajat chauhan right

    • @nirvanabhilash117
      @nirvanabhilash117 6 років тому +1

      Pawan Kumar MLM is good I am in. But people do cheat I knew about. You are right.

  • @yatintaneja21
    @yatintaneja21 4 роки тому +223

    When he talked about the car " board mitane wala"....I thought he meant to say...BMW...:)

  • @priyanshjig
    @priyanshjig 5 років тому +635

    "O Gareeebaaaan"
    Absolutely stunning stand-up comedy 💯

  • @zubairshaik112
    @zubairshaik112 4 роки тому +102

    Exact same scene mera McDonald's me hua tha.. nostalgic 🤣🤣🤣

  • @peopleplacesandfood5063
    @peopleplacesandfood5063 6 років тому +240

    No unnecessary political abuse , no religious insults , just real awesomeness of every middle-class guy's experience 😂😂😂😂👌👌👍

  • @yuvrajseth1352
    @yuvrajseth1352 3 роки тому +309

    Man, I remember when I told my dad about this, he started laughing out loud and told me , beta, forget crores of rupees, even if you can recover the initial investment of 16,500 that you are making, I will myself gift you a BMW. But, I was stupid and adamant. In the end, my dad said, I know this will not work out but if by spending 16,500 rupees, you can get a very important life lesson, that there is no such thing as free lunch in life, here take the money. And I was all in swag that no papa this will work, and I invested or rather wasted the money. And guess what, my dad was right.

    • @AkashKumar-fs5dy
      @AkashKumar-fs5dy 3 роки тому +49

      your dad is soo cool ... he wants you to learn from failures..

    • @akash4458
      @akash4458 3 роки тому +27

      you are lucky to have such understanding dad👍

    • @cheguevara1296
      @cheguevara1296 3 роки тому +10

      1000 my 1 ko miltha bhai yasa dad and ofcourse it was not your fault in investing their marketers are trained to brainwash collage going students in a very professional way and make money out of it

    • @princejangra1231
      @princejangra1231 3 роки тому +10

      My dad did something similar
      But I ended up trusting my dad more

    • @SahilKhan-ov7eg
      @SahilKhan-ov7eg 3 роки тому +5

      u r lucky bro 👍 mere papa to tana marte h ki tune jhut bol kr pese liye 😔

  • @himanshumahor8177
    @himanshumahor8177 5 років тому +1614

    Who disliked are actually from multi level marketing 😜😜. Rajat you don't remember but we shared cab almost 2 years back

  • @rajprince790
    @rajprince790 4 роки тому +114

    " Sunn bsd k " this line have a separate fanbase 😅😅

  • @debjitpaul2240
    @debjitpaul2240 5 років тому +52

    This is exactly the same story I experienced just yesterday. The bitter truth of these fraud businesses...Hats off

  • @komalahuja9364
    @komalahuja9364 6 років тому +95

    Hello rajat i hav seen ur live show in gwalior and seriously u nailed it.. After a long time u made me laugh like mads.. Thanku and ur are jst awesome 😘😘

  • @saumyatiwari8876
    @saumyatiwari8876 3 роки тому +132

    Guys , the term " Andha Paisa " reminds me his video made on POCKET MONEY !! Lol..........😂😂😆😝😂

    • @Lakshya90101
      @Lakshya90101 3 роки тому

      Dream car at 21😂😂😂😂

    • @Chaurasia7655
      @Chaurasia7655 2 роки тому

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  • @satyamrathor3860
    @satyamrathor3860 2 роки тому +23

    3:56 that was humourous I was expecting a big laughter from audience "

  • @LoFiZoneee123
    @LoFiZoneee123 5 років тому +829

    10k
    15k
    20k
    And the legendary
    BhosdiK

  • @daminikukreja7203
    @daminikukreja7203 4 роки тому +56

    You nailed it.... 😂😂 i was remembering all such useless dialogues when they wanna make me member 😂 #titar 😂😂😂

  • @animelover2302
    @animelover2302 4 роки тому +272

    This happened to me too 2 yrs ago🤣instead of Deepak sir, my own classmates gave the presentation.... they tried but I refused every time..😂 .. what a scam that was🤣 ebizz..

    • @roshanmore820
      @roshanmore820 4 роки тому +4

      Same here

    • @xmenfitness1359
      @xmenfitness1359 4 роки тому +1

      See n analyse ur situation after 5 years u will not going to do anything bcoz of ur thinking

    • @animelover2302
      @animelover2302 4 роки тому +26

      @@xmenfitness1359 ok.. I will see my situation after 5 yrs and analyse it myself at least I will not be regretting investing my parents hard earned money on a scam company like ebiz, many of my classmates still regret it... glad I am not one of them..by the way are you one of those ebizz presentator?

    • @WikiReactions
      @WikiReactions 4 роки тому

      Qnet exposed
      ua-cam.com/video/35jqgAx_g1w/v-deo.html

    • @Samvid_2.0
      @Samvid_2.0 4 роки тому +5

      @@xmenfitness1359 bas bhai ap crorepati ban jau hum usme khush hai😂😂😂

  • @tanishqawasthi5664
    @tanishqawasthi5664 6 років тому +40

    This is the only video that had made me laugh after so much time.....and that ₹10 ki gaddi waala joke was epic....😂
    God bless you...!!

    • @RajjatKumarchauhan
      @RajjatKumarchauhan  6 років тому +3

      Thanks bro for your kind words. Do share it with your friends.

    • @woooman2434
      @woooman2434 6 років тому +1

      Rajat chauhan Tu bhi Chain aur referral ki Bhik hi mang rha haina. Tumse na ho payega Bacche.Aur kch content ni mil rha kya jo MLM ki hi burai krne lge,kch apna original bhi dal deta bhai.CopyCat krna koi tujhse sekhe Chommu

  • @TheAbdulhuqq
    @TheAbdulhuqq 6 років тому +35

    I watched this atleast 10 times.. but everytime I laughed so hard...

    • @TheAbdulhuqq
      @TheAbdulhuqq 5 років тому

      It's been 8 months that I've commented on this video... & After 8 months also I'm watching this...

    • @TheAbdulhuqq
      @TheAbdulhuqq 5 років тому

      still here..

    • @weekendgamer85
      @weekendgamer85 2 роки тому

      Me too 😂 it's damn funny

  • @KhanjanYT
    @KhanjanYT 6 років тому +75

    Do u know ur video saved so many people from being loot 😂 awesome

  • @dineshkumar-tg1jx
    @dineshkumar-tg1jx 4 роки тому +81

    One of the most Underrated comedian. 🙌

  • @thecrakpot8058
    @thecrakpot8058 5 років тому +52

    I just saved my friend from this cancer..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣all thanks to u @Rajat chauhan🙏🙏🙏 this thing just started to spread in goa..... 🤣🤣

  • @dexterfromlabs
    @dexterfromlabs 6 років тому +607

    I thought Board Mitane Wali was BMW 😅😅😅

  • @dhruvkaushik8329
    @dhruvkaushik8329 5 років тому +71

    We all have that one misled friend who's trying to convince you and everyone else to join the motion lol

    • @Harekrishna16o
      @Harekrishna16o 4 роки тому

      there r some fraud companies but the plan is awsome bro its not wrong thing u can grow with many people but many fraud company ruined name of marketing

    • @unsuccessfulimbecile8099
      @unsuccessfulimbecile8099 4 роки тому +8

      @@Harekrishna16o chup chutiya

    • @rakeshsatapathy5803
      @rakeshsatapathy5803 3 роки тому

      Very true ,,, people get brainwashed and choose the wrong company actually fraudulent company ,, and complain ,... They didn't do the homework ,, behind the scene work ,,, and Fail ,,,
      So if you want to collaborate with the real MLM power ,, come on with me ,, and associate with the true genuine Direct selling industry ,,, 100% verified ,, trusted, no money asked by true direct seller ,,,

    • @dhruvkaushik8329
      @dhruvkaushik8329 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh

    • @adisingh9341
      @adisingh9341 3 роки тому

      @@rakeshsatapathy5803 konse site se kare ?

  • @duajasbeer
    @duajasbeer 3 роки тому +25

    Rajat chauhan has attended many intro session's at CCD

  • @starc_4907
    @starc_4907 5 років тому +1466

    7.2k dislikes from eBiz,Amway, forever & other MLM guys . LoL 😂

  • @YashGulia008
    @YashGulia008 6 років тому +31

    Rajat Chauhan is amazing. All his videos are awesome. Awesome comic timing and sense of humour.

  • @bharatbhushandeep6516
    @bharatbhushandeep6516 6 років тому +95

    Thanks bhai apne mera 2012 ka time yaad dila diya. Deepak sir mere pass bhi aaye the

  • @GTX1650user
    @GTX1650user 3 роки тому +12

    5:14 wagner also has POWER WINDOWS.😏‼️

  • @apoorvasaxena6824
    @apoorvasaxena6824 6 років тому +52

    Awesome!😂Sir your punchlines and their delivery is just perfect to send a tickle down my entire spine!Keep up Rajat Sir👍

  • @utkarsh1929
    @utkarsh1929 5 років тому +34

    One of the best stand up video I have seen in recent times ... Awesome Rajat Sir

  • @stef3804
    @stef3804 5 років тому +56

    I remember two of my friends tried to drag me into this 🤣🤣 one of my friends gave me a special class for this at my college's rooftop !! She lit brought her diary and pen and started to explain this shit.. She even made one of her colleagues to meet me after college!! And another directly took me into their event without any prior info !! My parents said~ " Hume b aise chutiya katne k liye log aaye the...chupchap padhai kar" 🤣😆

    • @rakeshsatapathy5803
      @rakeshsatapathy5803 3 роки тому

      Very true ,,, people get brainwashed and choose the wrong company actually fraudulent company ,, and complain ,... They didn't do the homework ,, behind the scene work ,,, and Fail ,,,
      So if you want to collaborate with the real MLM power ,, come on with me ,, and associate with the true genuine Direct selling industry ,,, 100% verified ,, trusted, no money asked by true direct seller ,,,

    • @weekendgamer85
      @weekendgamer85 2 роки тому +3

      Lo tumhare comment pe ek mlm wale aa gaya 🤣

    • @delosmall.
      @delosmall. 2 роки тому

      Lol 😂

  • @nahaexpressbyisratjahansha240
    @nahaexpressbyisratjahansha240 4 роки тому +24

    Ending was just awesome 😂😂😂

  • @bgmiworldnews
    @bgmiworldnews 6 років тому +538

    Usne swastik banaya hai 😂😂🔥🔥😵
    I'm dead 😂😂

  • @Zalkenn
    @Zalkenn 6 років тому +251

    Finally a comedy video on a new topic. Loved it!

  • @RahulKumar-ly1gs
    @RahulKumar-ly1gs 6 років тому +47

    MLM-Titar ke do aage titar ,titar ke pichhe do titar😂😂😂

  • @aroraa_jee582
    @aroraa_jee582 4 роки тому +31

    I actually experienced this,so I relate every word 😅

  • @himanisharma9490
    @himanisharma9490 5 років тому +259

    OMG! the same situation happened with me, My cousin sister called me in ccd only.

    • @electric_vehicles_usa
      @electric_vehicles_usa 4 роки тому

      Me too

    • @Harekrishna16o
      @Harekrishna16o 4 роки тому +7

      there r some fraud companies but the plan is awsome bro its not wrong thing u can grow with many people but many fraud company ruined name of marketing

    • @samarhayat473
      @samarhayat473 4 роки тому

      @@Harekrishna16o exactly

    • @ChetanSankhala
      @ChetanSankhala 4 роки тому

      Ebiz

    • @sarangkolge8954
      @sarangkolge8954 3 роки тому

      This is very wrong sir.. Hole MLM Industry is Not wrong some. Company is Wrong ... Thats why you cannot refuse hole MLM Industry ... Today wah Government Of India Also Recognised by Direct Selling , MLM Industry Is Pure and Legal .. Direct selling Act 2016 Is Launched by Government , SKILL INDIA ,PMKVY Is Also Attached By Direct Selling Industry ... Government is not mad For Giving Legalization Of this industry .. This is future Industry in 2025 ... Search on Google ... I am Agree that some company is Frod in market but we are all are educated and Android Google Friendly So Get The Information and Enter this Industry ... I have also experience in this Industry in 3 Years ... Search On Google and Get the All Information About "Mi Lifestyle Marketing Global Pvt.ltd." Top 1 Direct Selling Company In India 2020 also In Lockdown Situation from March to till... One and only company in India paid the all payments and Increase the payments of Distributors ... Also Recognised By and Attached By SKILL INDIA AND PMKVY and Government of india ... About any Information Whatsapp Me :- 9156036795

  • @trottercouple9644
    @trottercouple9644 6 років тому +20

    One of best performances of stand up till date. In fact, I have a friend called Deepak who also tried to sell this idea to me and luckily I escaped. Great job Rajat!!!

  • @dikshabora9882
    @dikshabora9882 5 років тому +176

    I also got this type of presentation from my friend and his deepak sir.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 from that day i never recieve his call 🤣🤣

  • @awesomeamartya646
    @awesomeamartya646 4 роки тому +62

    That Swastik Moment 😂🔥

  • @AmitVerma-wi5iy
    @AmitVerma-wi5iy 6 років тому +3399

    Meri gf ne ebiz ka presentation diya tha
    Maine breakup kr liya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shivamgautam4782
      @shivamgautam4782 5 років тому +11

      bhai....

    • @rahulfunde8082
      @rahulfunde8082 5 років тому +180

      Dude, Friendzone suna thhat, tu toh network zoned hua..

    • @sugandhasenrana9819
      @sugandhasenrana9819 5 років тому +12

      😂😂😂

    • @himanshudeshpande964
      @himanshudeshpande964 5 років тому +48

      teri awkat bhi nahi hai uske saath rehene ki sahi kiya tune... jo khudke life me kuch alag karna chahati hai or tu rok raha hai to tu katai ch****a hai bc... jake doob maar kahi...

    • @somenmaji7078
      @somenmaji7078 5 років тому +138

      @@himanshudeshpande964 oh ho kahi gf tum to nahi ho?.....lol

  • @deepak.awasthi
    @deepak.awasthi 6 років тому +23

    Nicely explained.... Already being a deepak, the guy I met for the meeting was also named DEEPAK..

    • @ankur9936
      @ankur9936 6 років тому

      Deepak Awasthi me too

  • @shivankanmathur7689
    @shivankanmathur7689 6 років тому +13

    This is really relatable! Once a guy studying Mechanical Engineering from IIT Roorkee approached me and tried to land the same BS (fuckin E-Biz😂) on me. Really! Damn! Loved this video. 😂😂🤘🏾

  • @neexam5830
    @neexam5830 3 роки тому +22

    Best stand up ever in my life ❤️❤️

  • @shindearyan1999
    @shindearyan1999 5 років тому +85

    Man point to point same story hue mere saath.
    I was like are ye isko ye story kaise malum..
    Ebiz sucks

  • @mohitdudeja26
    @mohitdudeja26 6 років тому +6

    new and fresh topic. relatable, funny.. enjoyed it

  • @aarchichawla2024
    @aarchichawla2024 3 роки тому +15

    i watched this in morning in ccd waiting for my friend ....😂😂..laughed too hard ...

  • @neerajvaiday2984
    @neerajvaiday2984 2 роки тому +12

    This video is more informative and knowledge enhancing than just comedy 😆

  • @parnikaagrawal4356
    @parnikaagrawal4356 6 років тому +47

    This is so relatable...still remember Nehru place CCD😂😂

  • @Lord_Dhruva
    @Lord_Dhruva 4 роки тому +33

    2 minute silence for those who have been there and saw (Deepak Sir).

  • @sushovan.karmakar
    @sushovan.karmakar 6 років тому +14

    I can totally relate to this. Aisi hi bolte hain woh log.

  • @rushirajsinhrana5029
    @rushirajsinhrana5029 4 роки тому +13

    This has happened to every fresher atleast once. Especially ones that come from smaller cities. They call it chain marketing here. A dude in my first sem class took a young and innocent me to the college gate to meet their 'sir'. Seemed kinda sus. Almost immediately ditched them both saying i had math class and ran back

  • @rajs5814
    @rajs5814 5 років тому +35

    Bhai, mere ko jo ebiz wala banda mila tha uska v naam deepak tha
    Isliye I enjoyed double 😂😂

    • @otakuduniya548
      @otakuduniya548 5 років тому +3

      What a coincidence mera wala ebiz sir ka naam bhi deepak sir tha

    • @Easymed101
      @Easymed101 5 років тому +1

      Bhai mera v deepak sir tha😂😂😂

  • @ronnyacoustic3907
    @ronnyacoustic3907 6 років тому +14

    Awesome dude.. Stomach paining literally.. 😁 😂

  • @PriyankaThakarMehta
    @PriyankaThakarMehta 6 років тому +375

    Amazing video . One of my friends introduced me to MLM . I went to one seminar Nd kya brainwash karte hai 😂😂 Sab Kuch sahi bataya is video me. Hahahahaha 😂😂 👏👏👏👏👏 Tht Line Teetar teetar 😆😆😆😆 Nd tht pocket money wala line Nd cheques 😂 superb 🤟🏻🤟🏻😆😆

    • @samarjaisingh6253
      @samarjaisingh6253 6 років тому +8

      Priyanka Thakar (Singer) wo tmhe uthne ni dnge.... jb tk unki baatein na khatm ho . aaj tk ka ye sbse glt paap hua.. jo main aise seminar me gya.. aisa chutiya to meri x ne bhe ni kaata

    • @faizanmahimtule179
      @faizanmahimtule179 6 років тому +6

      same here sasta suit pehen k bol rahe the mahine ka 70000 kama raha hu

    • @ravibagdiya5990
      @ravibagdiya5990 6 років тому +5

      Same..mera ek frnd jo MLM karta tha mujhe le gya seminar me Sunday ko subah subah.itna zor zor se bolte hai aur batate hai ki kya kya khareed liya khud ne..taliya bajao bajao kehte hai fir khud hi....Bakwas and fraud hai ye sab

    • @jddj1112
      @jddj1112 6 років тому +1

      Priyanka Thakar (Singer) u r very cute

    • @PriyankaThakarMehta
      @PriyankaThakarMehta 6 років тому +2

      faizan mahimtule meko bole 3 month me 3 lakh kamane hai ? 😂😂 Nd seminars ke timing 3 hours bolke 7 hours seminar chalte hai 🙄

  • @sarcastic_girrll
    @sarcastic_girrll 4 роки тому +57

    My one of school friend told me about this marketing he told me that he will be millienars after 2 years now he is a "sabji wala bhaya"😁😁

    • @km-os1ij
      @km-os1ij 2 роки тому

      mlm se acha sbzi bechna hai usko pta chl gaya hoga😂

  • @jitumoni8823
    @jitumoni8823 6 років тому +6

    Great Job Congratulations..shared ur video on FB among Qnet Scam victims for public awareness. Word needs to spread. ED filed case, over 70 agents arrested,150cr freezed,Uplines fled to Dubai,5 states fighting case in Supreme Court, Bombay n Delhi HC declared it illegal ,yet it continues because of ignorant public..you did a great service to the nation..hanste hansate..thanks Rajat

  • @vishavjeetsaini6901
    @vishavjeetsaini6901 6 років тому +36

    Hahaha I can totally relate.."Aa rhe hain sir aa rahein hain..baut tight schedule h unka.." and when the guy finally comes it feels like he has all the time in world..and after hours n hours of bragging about his unrealistic achievements you will be scratching your head wondering what he really does 😩😩

  • @sanatan_titiksha
    @sanatan_titiksha 4 роки тому +15

    One of my friend is in Qnet And His Name Is Deepak, and he talks so much like Rajat Bhaiyya Immitated. Ekdam dytto. 😍

  • @farazaamirpasha9201
    @farazaamirpasha9201 3 роки тому +17

    The 'K' punch was lit man

  • @kumarabhijeet2406
    @kumarabhijeet2406 4 роки тому +12

    You were the introduction to modern comedy for me. Google had suggested your video to me, in which you had described about network marketing people. I am in one of the network marketing company. Although, i dont exaggerate the potential of this business model which is done by some people of the MLM industry but yes, now i am even more sensitive towards the 2nd person's belive i meet.
    Thank you for the honest feed back.
    For all Rajat Fans (including me) can roast me for all the awkward/ stupid/ illogical network marketing stories you have with you.
    Ps - This video is still and always be valid

  • @its_alpha.pavan03
    @its_alpha.pavan03 2 роки тому +10

    This is really happened with me,,,,,,,, network marketing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☺

  • @gauravmahar4166
    @gauravmahar4166 6 років тому +18

    Bhai I genuinely follow stand up internationally as well but this was the level that Indian stand up needs🤙

  • @SalmanMagicianOfMindKhan
    @SalmanMagicianOfMindKhan 3 роки тому +20

    Mujhe 1 network marketing wali bandi 4 din se pareshan kar rahi thi,, use ye video ki link bheja,, BLOCK kar di 😂😂😂😂

    • @Rakeshyadav-wk9go
      @Rakeshyadav-wk9go 3 роки тому

      मुझे परेशान की तो सिनेमा लेकर गया फिर वही एक राउंड करके वापस आ गया.. उसको वही छोड़ कर 😄😄😄

    • @chillmaar7295
      @chillmaar7295 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @safalgolas8965
    @safalgolas8965 5 років тому +14

    Ohh gariba 😂😂
    Epic and relatable bcoz i m from delhi

  • @omaewamoushindeiru4329
    @omaewamoushindeiru4329 5 років тому +476

    7k multi level marketing scammers disliked a video about the truth..

  • @thelonewolf5232
    @thelonewolf5232 5 років тому +207

    "I am Sumit, 20 years old and I gifted myself an Apache RTR" wala line bolna bhul gaye shayad....😂

  • @anujsinghchauhan4054
    @anujsinghchauhan4054 4 роки тому +1

    Ara Bhai Bhai best performance . Ek no bhai

  • @rahulguliani2211
    @rahulguliani2211 6 років тому +7

    it's a good story man! this was in my UA-cam recommendations few days back but i skipped that time thought it would be boring, but i watched it now and it is great!

  • @HimanshuYadav-ty3rg
    @HimanshuYadav-ty3rg 6 років тому +72

    Bhai mast neend aayi Teri video dekh k

    • @RajjatKumarchauhan
      @RajjatKumarchauhan  6 років тому +14

      Keep watching bro .. sleep tight

    • @gratitude_belief
      @gratitude_belief 6 років тому

      Rajat chauhan bro kisi bhi popular topic ko pick KR k video post Krna is cup of tea. But getting actual facts n knowledge us PR km hi log focus krte hai, isliye mostly maruti lekr chalte hai. Hope u can understand. Please get a proper knowledge dear, then repost the vidoe dear

    • @ujjwalsonkar5410
      @ujjwalsonkar5410 6 років тому +2

      Ritik Rajak bhai tum bhi ebiz k member ho na...dekho take this video lightly ....vaise bhi ebiz ya koi aur company business ni ek term and condition wali job h...jahan members banane aur money k upar focus kia jata h na ki actual business krna sikhaya jata hai....vaise bhi jitne bade businessman hai vo kabhi mlm ni join krte balki khud ka ek concept market mein launch krte hai aur logo ki problems ka solution dete hain...na ki car watch khreed kr show off krte hain...mujhe show off sabse bekaar lgta hai ...agar apk paas h toh deekhane ki jarurat kya h...kyonki aur logo vo apne ap dikhega...jaise sachin tendulkar bahut achhe cricketer hain...ya fir a.r.rahman

    • @yogeshnikam6599
      @yogeshnikam6599 6 років тому

      So ja bhai

    • @HimanshuYadav-ty3rg
      @HimanshuYadav-ty3rg 6 років тому +1

      Rajat chauhan bro aaj video complete dekhi end funny tha, pr bich m repeated boring jokes n sula diya tha. That last joke was really hilarious😂😂 Deepak sir.

  • @anshuljain885
    @anshuljain885 6 років тому +52

    1st year ke baccho ka aise hee toh kata jaata hai

  • @roshan4428
    @roshan4428 2 роки тому +3

    I recently bought a Helicopter and a plot in mars...also gifted 100 Lamborghini to poor people. Now Iam planning to buy RBI and SRK Mannat...All thank to vestige SONU SHARMA

  • @jagratikinger8980
    @jagratikinger8980 6 років тому +136

    This is E-biz..m so damn sure😂😂😂 man u nailed it...👍😉😉

    • @IamShekhar-21
      @IamShekhar-21 6 років тому +2

      Jagrati kinger what is this ebiz?

    • @bharatamla40
      @bharatamla40 6 років тому +1

      Hacker Gamesterashu MATLAB Indian Amway

    • @sameershera4306
      @sameershera4306 6 років тому +1

      Jagrati kinger correct 😂😂

    • @spiffyabhi
      @spiffyabhi 6 років тому +1

      QNET it is

    • @SD-po6hk
      @SD-po6hk 6 років тому +3

      One stupid friend of mine also wasted a nice afternoon of ours for this shit 😂

  • @divy0613
    @divy0613 5 років тому +34

    I have a Deepak Sir in my college too🤣

  • @shaistarahman4822
    @shaistarahman4822 5 років тому +79

    Too good. Many Deepak sirs are moving in my city now-a days.

    • @DeccanRaja
      @DeccanRaja 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ChandrikaBabbar
    @ChandrikaBabbar 4 роки тому +18

    😂😂😂😂😂 idk why but this happened with me as well...and the name of that leader was also Deepak!!
    That was for forever aloe Vera 😂😂😂😂

  • @rushikeshdeshmukh2076
    @rushikeshdeshmukh2076 6 років тому +796

    mujhe mera ebiz wala kissa yaad agaya.... 😲😲

    • @rahulsingh-px6vo
      @rahulsingh-px6vo 6 років тому +16

      absolutely correct bro!! EBIZ bahut kata he sabka :)

    • @aksshhatam
      @aksshhatam 6 років тому +15

      ahhahahahahhahaha..ye hi dhoond rha tha main...same here

    • @vaibhav3732
      @vaibhav3732 6 років тому +8

      Mera bhi bacha kat te kat te coz m gareebaaaa

    • @RahulSingh-lo8lz
      @RahulSingh-lo8lz 6 років тому +1

      Mujhe bhi bhai 😍 😂🔥

    • @samarsurat
      @samarsurat 6 років тому +3

      Mera Bhi ebizz ne kaata

  • @mohammadnouman1886
    @mohammadnouman1886 6 років тому +142

    Bhai is bande ne...
    Haan is bande ne..
    Baap ka dada ka bhai ka, sab ka badla leliya..... 😂😂
    I am in MLM...

  • @sumitkishore97
    @sumitkishore97 6 років тому +11

    Mr. Rajat, please make the next stand up video on IT employees and there pretty awesome life !
    I will be waiting for it 😊

  • @adarshprasad6778
    @adarshprasad6778 4 роки тому +14

    That last part has happened with me when Dad says MLM 🤣.. lol thank God my dad saved me from this shit.

    • @rakeshsatapathy5803
      @rakeshsatapathy5803 3 роки тому

      Very true ,,, people get brainwashed and choose the wrong company actually fraudulent company ,, and complain ,... They didn't do the homework ,, behind the scene work ,,, and Fail ,,,
      So if you want to collaborate with the real MLM power ,, come on with me ,, and associate with the true genuine Direct selling industry ,,, 100% verified ,, trusted,

  • @umang.khanna5
    @umang.khanna5 5 років тому +850

    ye E-biz waala hoga ..? 😑😬😂😂🤣
    Mai 1min. me pehchan gya tha, bcoz mera bhi 1 baar aisi meeting me kata hai... 😑😂
    Tabbse " Say No to E-biz " 🚫❌

    • @harshgupta6991
      @harshgupta6991 5 років тому +1

      Same condt as of yours

    • @RamanSharma89
      @RamanSharma89 5 років тому +2

      Not just E-biz but any multi level marketing. :D

    • @mail2vipinkumar
      @mail2vipinkumar 5 років тому +7

      Arrest kar liya ebiz wale ko

    • @harshraghav6708
      @harshraghav6708 5 років тому +3

      @@n2blade473 bhai ganja maar ke likh raha hai kya USA aur UK country hain city nhi sala tisri fail angrji ssekh ke phir bhaukna pata nhi kahan kahan se aa jate hai. tere comment pei toh tere ko roast karna chahiye

    • @funnycutest2043
      @funnycutest2043 5 років тому

      Ha ha me to Dia b tha pause😂😂😂😂

  • @dhavalpandya978
    @dhavalpandya978 5 років тому +207

    What is your favourite car???
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    Maruti ( O gariba)

  • @abinashsingh4951
    @abinashsingh4951 6 років тому +6

    That style of saying " ab unhe deeee raha hoon " was epic... Keep making videos 👌

    • @RajjatKumarchauhan
      @RajjatKumarchauhan  6 років тому +1

      Thanks brother...

    • @abinashsingh4951
      @abinashsingh4951 6 років тому

      Welcome Bhai... These people will give examples of Trump, Warren Buffet etc etc... And will take you in such a motivational environment that you will feel, u can do anything 😑

    • @abinashsingh4951
      @abinashsingh4951 6 років тому

      But the truth is that in today's world no-one will give you 16000 for this

  • @filmifactsman
    @filmifactsman 3 роки тому +12

    Vestige wala koi hai unke liye dil se bura laga 😂😂

  • @vaishnavishrivastava6074
    @vaishnavishrivastava6074 6 років тому +555

    E-biz valo ki keh ke le li 😂😂

    • @vikramarora9311
      @vikramarora9311 6 років тому +1

      Vaishnavi srivastava aap lagta h e-biz k dhakke chad chuke ho

    • @Ak-pr1wg
      @Ak-pr1wg 6 років тому

      Vaishnavi srivastava exactly the first thing that hit me

    • @SD-po6hk
      @SD-po6hk 6 років тому +7

      Mere dost ne bhi E-biz k naam se iski tarah kata tha mera, shaam barbaad kar di thee😂

    • @abhimanyubhardwaj9464
      @abhimanyubhardwaj9464 6 років тому

      Or tune kisko khkr de di

    • @kriteshkumar5150
      @kriteshkumar5150 6 років тому

      Vaishnavi srivastava 😂😂😂😂 true

  • @devsri99
    @devsri99 6 років тому +27

    Science mein chain reaction hota hai. Aur yahan pe chain mein chutia banate hain. Some of my friends are also company to it.🤣 Loved your content man.

  • @AYUSHKumar-lm2bt
    @AYUSHKumar-lm2bt 4 роки тому +7

    i am dying brooo by laughing This is standup comedyy
    Fav line Ohhh Gareebaaa!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @harshitdawar1650
    @harshitdawar1650 4 роки тому +3

    Superb.
    Kafi time baad bina live stand up ke hasi aayi 🙂😂😂😂🤣🤣👌

  • @vegavisiaai2321
    @vegavisiaai2321 6 років тому +6

    The last word... Oooo... deepak Sir !! I was about to sneez.. but instead laughed so hard.

  • @chotuadwani8010
    @chotuadwani8010 6 років тому +9

    Watching this video 11th time nd still laughing on my frnds m happy that m not joined ebiz today I have one Activa , one intuder nd one swift nd my frnds are searching for a job

    • @rakeshsatapathy5803
      @rakeshsatapathy5803 3 роки тому

      Very true ,,, people get brainwashed and choose the wrong company actually fraudulent company ,, and complain ,... They didn't do the homework ,, behind the scene work ,,, and Fail ,,,
      So if you want to collaborate with the real MLM power ,, come on with me ,, and associate with the true genuine Direct selling industry ,,, 100% verified ,, trusted, no money asked by true direct seller ,,,

  • @anjlilililili
    @anjlilililili 6 років тому +63

    Oo gareeba!!😂

  • @rohananand1589
    @rohananand1589 4 роки тому +6

    Network Marketing is a good field but some of the network marketing companies in India has given a negative impact which creates a negative mindset but network marketing is a good industry to work with.

    • @m1n911
      @m1n911 2 роки тому +4

      Deepak Sir?

    • @harshchugh7916
      @harshchugh7916 2 роки тому +1

      @@m1n911 😂😂 multiple level marketing 😂